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Tiger Woods takes a huge dump at Waste Management; Caboholics Convention coming soon;  Sherlock Holmes Protégé solves Abby's Golf Bag Mystery; Brian Williams is .......

1/31/2015

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January 2015 Blog

Amigas & Amigos – Happy New Year, this is the first Blog of 2015 and it is shaping up to be quite a year already.

I’m heading to Cabo in February for the 4th Annual Caboholics Convention and the grand opening of the Caboholics Store in downtown Cabo San Lucas by Caboholic Founders Johnny & Maddie Haney aka Mr. & Mrs. Corona.  Membership is over 5300 of the wildest, tamest, fun loving people of the United States, Canada & Mexico.  I’m honored to be a part of this group now for about four years; however this is my first convention. All kinds of activities will await from Booze Cruise with snorkeling, Fire Truck rides with beer drinking, Pub Crawls with Tequila shooting, visits to the Humane Society, Orphanage and that’s just the first two days. There is hiking of Sol Mar mountain, a bus trip to Los Santos to see the famous Hotel California, a fund raising dinner with silent auction for the humane society & boys club with many donating Sponsors including my Texas Amigo Chris Shuler’s new restaurant – La Palapa & Two for the Road owned by Amiga & Amigo Kathy & Marty Daniels who perform jazz nightly and I’ve been asked again this year to have another book signing there. My Bad Tequila is also a proud sponsor right alongside the Giggling Marlin, Cabo Blue, Wet Cactus, Wicked Pizza, Cabo Lounge, Cabo Cantina and Tanga Tanga, what great cantinas and bars to be affiliated and named with.  Can’t wait, will post mucho photos when I post February’s Blog at the end of that short month.

Finally, I was able to go see Tiger Woods play in the flesh, first time I’ve seen him live at the Phoenix Open aka Waste Management at TPC Scottsdale and boy was I disappointed, good thing I went Friday because Eldrick Woods did not make the cut. I wanted to see him golf before he lost all of his teeth. Tiger’s front tooth was knocked out earlier this month by a photographer and his camera, not sure if ex wife   paid for it to be done or not, so far they’re claiming accident; but, that is what he claimed when she took a nine iron to him after finding out about his whore lovers.

The Waste Management golf tournament was a riot, an extreme party on a golf course made up of mostly hot chicks that have never golfed and old frat boys that I hope never grow up.  Thursday’s attendance which was the first day of the tournament set a new record of 118,436 eclipsing the old opening day record of over 30,000 golfing revelers and wanna be models or chicks that think they have what it takes to be married to a professional golfer. Lots of thirty something & forty something women looking for a new, high dollar man in their baby making years that are ticking away far too rapidly. On Friday morning I made my way to the 16th hole – loudest hole in golf where Tiger Woods made a hole in one in his appearance in 1996, I was there that day as well; but, chose to follow Phil Mickelson that day which turns out to be a mistake. My girlfriend at the time Patricia wanted to follow Tiger, but the crowds were so large that we decided against, been kicking myself ever since. So, I decided to wait for Tiger on the 16th hole in a shared suite with very rich and famous companions of Will Ferrell and Jimmy Fallon just a few seats away. Tiger was flustered, not smiling as usual and hardly acknowledging the crowd as he was having his worst golfing day as a professional where he shot 11 over for the day for an 82 and plus 13 for the two days which ended him in a tie for dead last – 132 players & he ties for 131st place with some guy I have never heard of, but probably have played golf with when I shot my best round ever on 4th of July, 1994 in Mesa, AZ in 109 degree weather. I drove through the sprinklers on most every hole to keep myself cooled on in route to a career best 77 which had I received that score on Friday I could have / would have beaten the great Tiger Woods by 6 strokes. Now, I know some of you mathematicians out there are saying, “hey, wait a minute 82 subtract 77 = 5 strokes.” Yes, but I was playing a 72 par course and Tiger a 71 par course with a nearly same slope rating.

Well enough of this golf stuff!  That cool dude Brian Williams the reporter is everywhere I tell ya.  He was at the Waste Management Open in Scottsdale helping Tiger Woods read putts and I'm almost sure I saw him on New Year's Eve at the Fiesta Bowl when Boise State made it 3 for 3 at University of Phoenix Stadium, this year against Arizona Wildcats. I am almost sure he will attend next month's 4th Annual Caboholics Convention in Cabo San Lucas.  I'll be sure to have many pictures of him hangin' with most of us. Brian Williams, Tequila & MasterCard - everywhere YOU want 2 B!

Well, wait I have a story with pictures at the end about my Amigo in Green Valley, AZ – Manuel aka Abby that was playing in a golf tournament and discovered that someone had f-cked with his bag. Being that I’ve always wanted to be a Sherlock Holmes guy and since I was having beers and margaritas with Tiger since he didn’t make the cut, I tried my “Elementary Dear Watson” routine out and here is what I discovered and uncovered.


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Abby's own words on facebook of what he found: "CLEANED OUT MY GOLF BAG AND DISCOVERED I HAD TWO FULL BOTTLES OF WATER, SEVERAL CRUSHED CANS OF BEER, SEVERAL RANGE BALL'S AND SEVERAL OLD SCORE CARD STUCK DOWN THE HOLES WHERE MY GOLF CLUBS GO. MY CLUB'S WERE NOT GOING IN THE HOLES ALL THE WAY. I GOT A FEELING WHICH GOLFER'S DID THIS BECAUSE I HAVE THE OLD SCORE CARDS. .PAY BACK ARE A BEEACHE."


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Rico aka Sherlock Holmes wanna be:  "Okay, I'll tell you what happened. I saw Tiger fuc&ing around with Your bag & we got into an argument & I punched Tiger in the mouth & his tooth came out and then he poked me in the eye and he felt bad so he bought me a beer and while that was going on, one of your old girlfriends said, Is that Abby C.'s bag? That guy left me at the alter, that son of a bitch" & then she threw some stuff in your golf bag. So I think that is what happened! Tiger is here at my house right now drinking Tequila with me because he shot 2+ yesterday & 11+ today & we're joking that he is a worse golfer than Abby! 

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here is the beer Tiger Woods bought me after poking me in the eye! he likes the Arizona State Sun Devils beads that You & Kim gave me. He wants some or one of Your Boise State Broncos Blue Fans & he wants to be a Blue Elvis! 


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I didn't know that Tiger & Justin Bieber are Homeys & now we going to become a Wolfpack like in The Hangover 1, 2 & 3! We might even star in The Hangover 4 since Tiger knows Mike Tyson & he is missing a front tooth too. It is such a small world! I love hangin' with these guys - Tequila & Women everywhere! 

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Here I am with Zach Galifianakis, enjoying another beer that Tiger bought me when my eye got better! Amigo Zach is showing me how to act as a Wolfpack member for my upcoming audition!


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               Here I am with some chicks that the Canadian boy singer of
                    Justin Bieber - Never Say Never hooked me up with!


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Here's Your Ex girlfriend that put all the shit in your golfbag. She wasn't very hot looking on the golf course; but when Tiger Woods & I stared drinking My Bad Tequila with her, You know she ain't half bad! I think she might be Tiger's next girlfriend & then EX. I think she'll probably go after him with a golf club like his former EX wife did because she seemed kinda like a crazy bitch especially when she does shooters on the bar!


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Well at least the mystery is solved and you won't have to go looking for guys that are going undercover like these 2 dudes I saw. I think they're guilty of something because they just didn't seem quite right - something was a miss! LMAO  ;-)  
Hope You enjoyed the Saga! I think this should be a short story or a full length movie!


And now a message from Cliff to Norm of which You all should take heed!
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"Drinking Tequila speeds the process up even more, killing all the weak brain cells so that the smarter ones have more room to process, thus making those that drink Tequila very intelligent while making wise decision upon good decision of those based with a Yes or No response!"  author & tequila connoisseur Rico Austin

 

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                   Brian Williams, Tequila & MasterCard - Everywhere YOU want 2 B!


http://elitedaily.com/life/15-reasons-tequila-actually-really-good/927020/ 

Buenos Noches Compadres!
Saludos y Vayan con Dios,
Last, but not least, please “LIKE” my new page on Facebook, "ELVIS - (In The Shadow Of)"

https://www.facebook.com/#!/InTheShadowOfElvisPerilsOfAGhostwriter?fref=ts


Now that You’ve had the opportunity to “LIKE,” it is now time to “Buy.”

http://www.amazon.com/In-Shadows-Elvis-Perils-Ghostwriter/dp/1936745097/ref=sr_1_cc_2?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1367280599&sr=1-2-catcorr&keywords=in+the+shadow+of+elvis


Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA

"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM


www.mybadtequila.com
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 Merry Christmas; Grand Mayan Tequila; Happy New Year 2015; Fiesta Bowl - threepeat for Boise State University Broncos; Tom Chambers; Arizona Wildcats are Cool Cats & Great Fans; Florida State & Jameis Winston embarrassed;  

12/31/2014

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Feliz Navidad, Happy Hanukkah & Festivus for the Rest of Us!  I hope the end of 2014 brought all of you happiness, health & prosperity, with it following you each into 2015.  I wish only the best for my Amigas, Amigos, Fans, Family & Readers!

As we close out this last month of 2015, I wish to Thank GOD for another year of Life and good Health and to wish for Peace & Goodwill towards All Men & Women on this Earth!

Santa was good to me again this Christmas as I received a beautiful Pat Tillman ASU Jersey #42, a Hideaway / Harley Davidson Shirt and Grand Mayan Tequila; http://www.gmtequila.com/site/  Pictures at the end with Santa who personally handed the Grand Mayan Tequila to Rico and decided to have a few sipping shots before climbing back on that sleigh. Say what You want, but for me and Grandpa we believe.  Santa sent me a picture of he and one of his helpers enjoying their favorite author on some down time in New Port Beach, CA.  Also a picture of me with my new ASU Jersey at Harold’s Corral with Amigos Tom Chambers (former Phoenix Suns Basketball Player) & Jim & Barbara & Tina.  Here’s one of Tom’s more famous dunks, many moons ago against the New York Knicks.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDyBSTQDwH8

There is one picture or two photos of me being a bad boy hangin’ out with the Dirty Dogg Saloon Babes. Maybe Santa knows about this picture and this hangout, maybe not?  But, I do think he would approve, not so sure about Mrs. Santa.  Such hot ladies I had to post them twice because they're both naughty and nice.

The Housewives of North Scottsdale also paid me a late night visit and they brought their own wine and vodka, I supplied the tequila and ......

This Holiday Season allowed me to hang out with Arizona Biking Legends Buddy Stubbs & Mark Bradshaw at Hideaway Grill located somewhere in Cave Creek, AZ. I’ve written about both these legends, one in each of two books – My Bad Tequila & In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter.  https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Hideaway-Grill/227878947315122

As soon as I finish this Blog, I’ll head to the airport to pick up my good friends from Boise, Idaho for the Fiesta Bowl that will be played at the University of Phoenix stadium on Dec. 31st, 2014 at 2:00 pm local, Mountain Time.  The Boise State Broncos will be taking on the Wildcats of Arizona from Tucson. Didn’t get the Blog finished until January 4th, 2015. This is the first time since I began writing this Blog in 2009 that I have not had a blog ready by months end. Life and fun with friends took precedent and got in the way. I know each of You will understand because I was doing what Ernest Hemingway said & wrote best, “In order to write about life, first you must live it.”                   https://social.newsinc.com/media/json/69017/28299005/singleVideoOG.html?videoId=28299005&type=VideoPlayer%2F16x9&widgetId=2&trackingGroup=69017 

We had a fun group which includes Boise State Fans – Rico, Connnie, Rich, Rhonda, Kory, Michelle, Blu Kaboy, Bronco Girl, Rick, Jason, John & Kim P., Tiana, Claudia, Nick, Kristina, Greg, Ian, Jay, Spencer, JP, Don, Tina, Glen, Jake, Jennifer, Orin, John, Denise, Jerry, Randy, Patrick, Joe, J.R., Dillon, Ron, Mary, Larry, Katherine, John C., Denise and many, many more.  On the Arizona side will be Abby, Kim C., Steve, Sandy, Matt, Charlotte, Robert and others. Also got my picture taken with Ian Johnson which our photo ended up on Good Morning Idaho. (For those of you that don’t know who Ian Johnson is: He was on the Bronco squad in 2007 at the first Fiesta Bowl in which Boise State University played the powerhouse of Oklahoma and its Sooners.  Ian scored the winning 2 point conversion with a perfectly executed Statue of Liberty play taken from QB Jared Zanbrasky in Double Overtime, winning 43 – 42 and then Ian proposed to his BSU cheerleader girlfriend Chrissy Popadics on National Television.)  All the BSU & some of the U of A fans met up at the Hi Fi Lounge in Old Town Scottsdale for the BSU Rally at 4:00 pm on Dec. 30th. http://hifibars.com/  & here is the a shot of the local newscast of which I was selected to be a part of:
https://social.newsinc.com/media/json/69017/28299005/singleVideoOG.html?videoId=28299005&type=VideoPlayer%2F16x9&widgetId=2&trackingGroup=69017


Time to recognize those that have entertained us through the years and have earned their time to rest among the clouds and mountain tops.

Joan Rivers RIP, born a natural comedian as Joan Alexandra Molinsk on June 8, 1933 and left this Earth on September 4, 2014 was an American actress, comedian, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona where she made most of her fun at the expense of herself, towards other celebrities and dimwit politicians. Rivers came to prominence in 1965 as a guest on The Tonight Show with mentor Johnny Carson. She was perhaps the funniest woman alive.

Joe Cocker RIP was born on May 20 1944 and passed on December 22, 2014. John Robert "Joe" Cocker was an English rock and blues singer and musician who came to popularity in the 1960s. He was known for his gritty voice, spasmodic body movement in performance, and cover versions of popular songs, particularly those of The Beatles. Cocker's cover of The Beatles' "With a Little Help from My Friends" reached number one in the UK in 1968. He performed the song live at Woodstock in 1969.

Donna Douglas RIP was born Doris Smith in September 1932 in Louisiana and passed peacefully on January 1, 2015 in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Donna was an American actress known best for her role as Elly May Clampett in The Beverly Hillbillies (1962–1971). After her acting career ended, Donna became a real estate agent, a Gospel singer and inspirational speaker, and authored books for children and adults.

Little Jimmy Dickens RIP aka James Cecil Dickens born December 19, 1920 -January 2, 2015 was the oldest living member of the Grand Ole Opry. Jimmy was an American country music singer famous for his humorous novelty songs, his small size, 4'11" (150 cm), and his rhinestone-studded outfits. He was inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame in 1983. At the end of this blog is a picture of Little Jimmy Dickens with country singer Brad Paisley to show Little Jimmy's complete physical stature. 

Lots of great fun at the Vizio sponsored Fiesta Bowl with Boise State winning its 3rd Fiesta Bowl win – 3 for 3 at the University of Phoenix Stadium, the winningest college football program on that field and second overall of all Fiesta Bowls to Penn State with a 6 – 0 record; but, by Paterno turning his head the other way while young boys were molested ruined all that Football & School glory.  If it had been one of Joe Paterno’s grandsons being raped, I’ll bet he would have informed law enforcement.  There are many things in this life that are more important than football, especially the innocence of a child.

This Year’s Bowl game was another close one as BSU held off the Wildcats of University of Arizona in a score of 38 -30; Here is part of an interview I did at the tailgate with ABC Channel 6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB1ubT4-hA0&feature=share


After claiming victory and congratulating the Arizona Wildcat Fans for being a great sports fans and team, came home and hosted a New Year’s Eve Celebration for  Boise State, Arizona, Arizona State & Wisconsin fans – great way to end 2014 and bring in 2015 with giant snowflakes here in almost Sunny, Northern Scottsdale.  The Boise crowd yelled with dissatisfaction, claiming to have left Idaho for Arizona to leave the powdery white stuff, while the Arizonans all shouted with glee at the very rare weather of falling snow that was building into a possible snowman, not just melting as soon as ground was hit. We all enjoyed spirits galore, honey baked ham, scalloped potatoes by Connie with cheese, salami, pepperoni, nuts, Tostito Chips and Yes we missed having them as a Fiesta Bowl Sponsor and a delicious salad put together and served up by Tina. Unfortunately, Tom Chambers had to cancel because of a previous commitment with “the Chuckster.” Yes, a Charles  Barkley New Year’s Party takes precedence over a Rico Austin New Year’s Party and probably, rightly so. Auld Lang Syne - “ Should old acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind.” 
The song begins by posing a rhetorical question as to whether it is right that old times be forgotten, and is generally interpreted as a call to remember long-standing friendships. Therefore, Amigo Tom Chambers made the correct decision of visiting an Old Friend, Mr. Charles Barkley.

Looks as if Amigo John Joseph Stone started a new trend in getting a tattoo as his lead has been followed by Amiga Kristina S. who also has taken the epic, award winning novel “My Bad Tequila” as reading material to read while receiving her new TaT. Pictures at the end.

I found out from twtrland has me as Number Seven on the list of most influential persons or companies associated with Tequila and they show the book cover of “In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter.” Please don’t get me wrong, I’m  not complaining, only I would have thought “My Bad Tequila” book cover posting more appropriate! Can't believe I rated higher than Sammy Hagar (The Red Rocker) & Cabo Wabo. Thanks to my faithful fans on Facebook, Twitter and the My Bad Tequila Blog that I have such a high rating and recognition, oh & I drink lots of Tequila and have many bottles at home – some empty, some nearly full and all very tasty and special. “You’ll see the true reflection of me when the Tequila bottle is empty.” – rico austin, My Bad Tequila!
http://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Ftwtrland.com%2Fskills%2FTequila&h=YAQGElt7B&s=1

A couple of great New Year's College Bowl games.  Wisconsin Badgers win in a dramatic overtime finish over Auburn Tigers. Great game to Ohio State with its win over (unbeatable SEC team) Auburn. Looking forward to a fantastic Championship Game on January 12th, 2014. Meanwhile at the Rose Bowl the Oregon Ducks of the PAC 12 heavily handed the over rated #2 Florida State Seminoles & Jameis Winston & Jimbo Fisher.  Jameis not only fumbled, threw interceptions but he treated his coach Jimbo Fisher with no respect several times during the rout that the disciplined #3 Oregon handed them, even removing their starting lineup midway through the 4th quarter.  Oregon forced 5 turnovers in 6 possessions at the start of the second half and just like that the mystique, the cockiness, the house that Bowden built was destroyed into million of little Humpty Dumpty pieces that all the King's Men & all the King's Horses will never be able to put Florida State together again because they lost their self respect. The final score was 59 - 20 showing what most of us knew, Florida State had a weak schedule and barely won some of its games. Also, the TCU win over Ole Miss of 42 - 3 proved that the Playoff committee made a mistake of choosing Florida State over TCU.  To TCU & Coach Gary Patterson's credit, no complaints as they went to the Peach Bowl and won in Goliath style. Meanwhile back to the Jameis Winston / Jimbo Fisher soap opera, Coach Fisher said this on National television to his out of control quarterback, "If You Don't Calm the FUCK Down, You're Going to the Bench."  Yeah, right, just like the mother that threatens her screaming child at the mall, "If You Don't Calm the FUCK Down, You're Going to the Time Out Corner," - it never happens as Jameis & the screaming child keep acting up because of a lack of leadership and discipline. Jimbo Fisher's willingness to tolerate anything from Winston and his shortness to the media they justly asked questions about the quarterback and his off field troubles. To me, Jimbo comes across as a slimy, win-at-all-cost and arrogant football coach. With Fisher and the Tallahassee Police Department as willing enablers, Winston has had a  Heisman like run of bad behavior. The BB guns, the free soda at Burger King and the stolen crab legs (Amigo Captain Wild Bill Wichrowski is not at all pleased with this behavior) are relatively minor screwups, even though there is the possibility that "You'll shoot your eye out" with a BB gun. For further explanation, please see "A Christmas Story."

Now for the more serious allegations of which good ol' boy Coach Jimbo and Tallahassee's finest have overlooked and brushed under the football bleachers. The alleged rape of a fellow student is of the most disturbing and disgusting and in the way is was handled by the Tallahassee police and Florida State school officials and staff. This is a horrible thing for a young woman who did everything she should have done after an alleged assault and rape. I feel certain  that guilty or innocent, the authorities and Florida State Boosters protected Winston at this young girl's expense. She will have to live with that night for the rest of her life without a formal resolution for a violation of other human being to her body. Hopefully, Winston and Florida State will never escape the allegations. If a professional football team should be idiotic enough to offer a QB position to Jameis Winston, perhaps a civil lawsuit will at least compensate the victim partially; however, Florida State, the school, the alumni, the fans and the football teams present and future will be constantly reminded by different things such as a few of Oregon's players - doing the Tomahawk chop and chant, adding in the words, "NO Means NOOO."  Jameis Winston's legacy will not be that of a Heisman Trophy winner or of leading a Florida State team to 29 consecutive victories. No, it will be a legacy of theft, petty crime, using weapons on campus, even possibly rape - none of which any discipline was deemed necessary by Jimbo Fisher whose legacy will also be attached to negative thoughts, words and actions of a coach that favors winning a football game at any and at all costs. I do expect that Oregon's taunt is far from the last he'll hear that Jameis Winston or his coach will hear. The truth and the taunts will be heard much louder and longer than more any national championship or a long winning steak.  "NO Means NOOO!" http://www.upi.com/Sports_News/2015/01/02/Oregon-players-face-discipline-for-No-means-no-victory-chant-at-Jameis-Winston/7111420209789/ 


And with that Buenos Noches Compadres!
Saludos y Vayan con Dios,
Last, but not least, please “LIKE” my new page on Facebook, "ELVIS - (In The Shadow Of)"

https://www.facebook.com/#!/InTheShadowOfElvisPerilsOfAGhostwriter?fref=ts


Now that You’ve had the opportunity to “LIKE,” it is now time to “Buy.”

http://www.amazon.com/In-Shadows-Elvis-Perils-Ghostwriter/dp/1936745097/ref=sr_1_cc_2?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1367280599&sr=1-2-catcorr&keywords=in+the+shadow+of+elvis


Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA

"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM


www.mybadtequila.com
blog.mybadtequila.com 


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               Rico closing 2014 with a Bang at Dirty Dogg Saloon - Addicted to Love
                     iThe girl just over Rico's shoulder looks like Robert Palmer's Girl
                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE

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              The Austin Family Christmas Tree & Cactus Skeleton in Scottsdale, AZ


     Merry Christmas 2014 from Rico & Happy Hanukkah, Festivus for the Rest of US


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 Connie Austin decorating tree while standing on granite bar top - Rico doesn't decorate


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  Santa & his helper taking a break in Newport Beach, CA with their favorite books
                 My Bad Tequila & In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter


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       Contrary to belief that Santa's favorite drink is Milk - sorry, but Got Tequila? 
  Santa Don presenting Rico with his Grand Mayan Tequila for being a good boy in 2014


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       Author Rico Austin hangin' with the hot & talented Dirty Dogg Saloon Ladies!
    Not sure if Santa knows about this Hideaway spot in Scottsdale of Rico's or not?


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         Santa Don & Author Rico after celebrating a few shots of Grand Mayan Tequila
               "It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house ............


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         At John & Kim P.'s Holiday Party - Johnny P. & Rico sharing the Festivus Pole
                           ..... but we have no grievances!  PEACE & LOVE to ALL


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              Rico aka Blue Elvis with Mr. & Mrs. Claus & Blu Kaboy - Christmas Past!


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 Amiga & Fellow Boise State Bronco Fan - Kristina S. reads My Bad Tequila while tattooed.
    She is one brave girl, tackling a great book & great pain at the same time!   My Hero!!!
                             Kristina is the first woman on Earth to tackle this feat!

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   And the guy that started the My Bad Tequila / tattoo craze - Mr. John Joseph Stone!


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                  Legends at the Hideaway Grill - somewhere in Cave Creek, Arizona
Biker Mark Bradshaw, Author Rico Austin, Harley Davidson VIP & Stuntman Buddy Stubbs 


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   Amigo Buddy Stubbs & his autographed copy of My Bad Tequila with Author Rico Austin
                               Buddy Stubbs mentioned in Chapter 21; 
        Hollywood Stuntman & first Phoenix area Harley Davidson Dealer in 1966.


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  First time I met Tom Chambers in person in 2011 I knew we were going 2 B great Friends!
 Author Rico, Tom Chambers, Rhonda Collins & Rich Collins at Handle Bar J's in Scottsdale


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      Basketball Announcer & Former Suns Player Tom Chambers & Author Rico Austin


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   Author Rico Austin & BSU running back from 2007 Fiesta Bowl on Good Morning Idaho!

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    Arizona Wildcat Fan - Mr. Robert Cox sharing Azunia Tequila & Cigar w/Writer Rico
                       at Fiesta Bowl on Dec. 31, 2014 at University of Phoenix Stadium


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   Author Rico Austin with BSU Fan & Cousin - Mr. Rick Shippy at BSU Rally in Scottsdale

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BSU Fiesta Bowl Rally, BSU Fan Rich Collins, Wildcat Fan Abby Cady & Author Rico Austin


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 Bronco Fans - Rico, Connie, Rhonda & Rich;  Wildcat Fans - Kim, Abby at BSU Rally 2014

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  Arizona Wildcat Fans - Matt, Abby, Steve, Sandy, Charlotte, ???, Kim in Glendale, AZ


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      Hey easy there Mr. Wildcat Abby Cady - leave our BSU Cheerleaders alone!


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    Now Wildcat Fan Abby Cady is harassing BSU former football player Ian Johnson!

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                   BSU Fans Rich C. & Rico A. with Arizona Fans Abby C. & Matt H.

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   BSU Fans Nick Vlamis & Claudia Hernandez Vlamis getting harassed by YOU Know Who!
                          Next time Abby Cady goes to his own team's rally!   lol


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   Yep, Abby Cady's at it again - this time BSU Fans Rhonda Collins & Michelle Pukash!

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Not again - Wildcat Abby Cady photo bombing another Boise State University Fan photo!Abby Cady - annoying Wildcat red, Dillon Reynolds, J.R. Reynolds, Rico Austin, Rich Collins


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         Wildcatters Charlotte Honeycutt & Kimberly Cady at Fiesta Bowl 2014!

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United States of America Flag flying proudly at the field at University of Phoenix stadium!
       Fiesta Bowl 2014;  Final Score Boise State University 38 - University of Arizona 30
                                     a great battle until the final tick of the clock!

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BSU Fans Glen Thomas, Rick Shippy, Jake Morphey, Jennifer Smith Morphey & Orin Bowles
                     University of Phoenix Stadium - Fiesta Bowl, December 31, 2014
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Post Game or Pre Game Celebration - I'm not sure!   BSU Fans Denise Bunch & John Collins
                                                   Fiesta Bowl 2014!


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Arizona Wildcat Fan & Amiga Ann Medley taking the promised shot of Tequila from BSU shot glass after disappointing loss of 38-30 in favor of Boise State University at Fiesta Bowl
  Her husband Toby Medley fell to the same kind of depression after 2007 Fiesta Bowl!      
             His Oklahoma Sooners losing to Boise State 43 - 42 in Double Overtime - 
                     ESPN  -  Greatest College Football game or bowl game ever!!!



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Author Rico Austin celebrating the Boise State Bronco win with a Glass of Beer in Wildcat Mug given to him by Wildcat Amiga Ann Medley; Also pictured ELVIS Christmas ornament, given to Rico by Arizona Wildcat Amigo Abby Cady!  I love the Wildcat Fans & Teams!


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     Amiga Wildcat Fan Charlotte Honeycutt at Arizona Fiesta Bowl Rally 2014!

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         Lifetime Boise Friends - Author Rico Austin, Jerry Nicolona & Rich Collins !  
                 University of Phoenix Stadium - Fiesta Bowl, December 31, 2014!


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              Vizio Fiesta Bowl 2014 Boise State Broncos vs. Arizona Wildcats !!!
                               University of Phoenix stadium on Dec. 31, 2014!
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                                Fun Times with Great Friends!  What a way to end 2014!

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       BSU Fans & Alumni Rich & Rhonda Collins at Fiesta Bowl, December 31, 2014; 
                         Minnesota Girl turned BSU Fan - Connie Austin
          Author and former Boise State Football Player #29 - Rico Austin


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     Author & Former Boise State Bronco Football Player #29 - Rico Austin 1985


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   Amigas Tina & Barbara & Amigo Tom Chambers, guy in hat ?, Author Rico Austin
                               Harold's Corral in Cave Creek, AZ - Dec. 26th, 2014

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      Housewives of North Scottsdale pay Rico Austin a late night visit at his quiet home!


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            The Passante Familia with Connie Austin at Rico's New Year's Party 2014

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        One Boise State Bronco Fan - Rico Austin with Wild, Arizona Wildcat Fans!
                                     Matt Honeycutt in front & Abby Cady far right


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This picture was taken right before Abby Cady was arrested - YES, Harrassment!  LMAO

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                 It's been a busy Month of Holidays & College Football Bowl Games
        Author Rico Austin is going to relax by the fire with some Arco del Cabo Tequila!
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                                                          Joe Cocker RIP 2014

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                                                     Joan Rivers RIP, 2014

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                                             Donna Douglas RIP, 2015 aka Elly May Clampett

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            Little Jimmy Dickens RIP, 2015;  Shown here at Grand Ole Opry with Brad Paisley!
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     Happy New Year 2015 - Rico, Patrick, Rich, Rhonda, Connie, Kim, John, Don & Tina;
                                                        Picture courtesy of Tiana!   
                                       Not shown - Tom Chambers & Charles Barkley


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Black Friday;  Michael Brown;  SEMA Show & Pinnegar Twins - VEGAS;  John Kenneth Schoen RIP;  Jameis Winston;  Tequila ArteNOM Seleccion de 1414 Reposado;

11/29/2014

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November 2014 Blog

Hola Amigas & Amigos, Happy Thanksgiving to YOU All!

Lots of interesting things to write and read about this past November of which I’ll begin with the SEMA show in Las Vegas – pretty girls, gorgeous cars and a short chat with racing legend Mr. Richard Petty the King of the Racetrack. As always there will be photos at the end of the “My Bad Tequila” Blog and once again You will not be disappointed.

For those of You that don’t know what the SEMA show is or for those that have longed to attend, here is a short history of the exhibition.  Specialty Equipment Market Association (SEMA) of the automobile aftermarket was formed in 1963 and now consists of 6,383 companies worldwide, bringing together aftermarket manufacturers, original equipment manufacturers, media, car dealers, specialty equipment distributors, installers, retailers and restoration specialists.

Products in this $29.99 billion-a-year industry include performance and racing components, cosmetic and functional accessories, wheels and tires, mobile electronics, safety products, restoration parts, handling equipment, drivetrain parts and more. The industry covers Hot rods, muscle cars, classics, luxury vehicles, sport compacts, street rods, light trucks (off-road and sport trucks) SUVs, Custom and recreational vehicles.

The largest of the SEMA events held annually during the first week of November is the SEMA Show at the Las Vegas Convention Center in Las Vegas, Nevada in conjunction with the Automotive Aftermarket Industry Week. As part of this event, SEMA and other automotive aftermarket trade groups make-up one of the single largest events on the Las Vegas calendar. This is a title formerly held by the now defunct COMDEX show.  This auto show is not open to the public. Registration as media, manufacturer, buyer or exhibitor is required.  Total attendance at the Show now tops 100,000 manufacturers, buyers and other industry representatives, making contacts and doing business.

This year the big draw was Richard Petty & his Dodge Challenger and my Amigo Aaron Hagar with his refurbished Woody surfer and fishing station wagon.  Yes, Aaron is the son of Red Rocker Sammy Hagar of Mas Tequila and Cabo Wabo fame.  The night life was great in VEGAS Baby as we dined at Lawry's the Prime Rib is second to none. http://www.lawrysonline.com/lawrys-primerib/las-vegas 

Then of course Amigo Gibbo & I have to watch our favorite twins Kim & Tamara Pinegar perform Dueling Pianos at Harrah's Piano Bar only in VEGAS!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOSZkOhLWho 


Amigas & Amigos, here is a sneak peek of (1) of the subjects for the November 2014 "My Bad Tequila" Blog. Decided to share it separately since I probably will not have the Blog finished until early morning as I have many pictures to add as well as all the subjects. THIS is my take on BLACK FRIDAY! Hope YOU Enjoy, some may be offended: Black Friday may be one of the most ridiculous marketing schemes of which too many unsuspecting folks have bought into (pun intended). I don’t know about you, but when a grown, young woman named Ashley Bowers purchases a $300 tent to save $50 on a television set, $25.00 on a printer, $33.00 on a blu-ray player and $17.99 off a cell phone, then I would say Ashley’s parents wasted a lot of money on her University of Oregon Duck education and wished they would have helped her get an assistant manager’s position at Best Buy so that she wouldn’t have to waste 9 days sleeping in an asphalt parking lot in Glendale, Arizona.

Ashley says, “she isn’t bored as she has lots of dumbass duck friends to call during the day that also have nothing going on in their lives." She describes her days as flying by as do the countless cars that spread their exhaust in her new pitched home and tells of the countless average looking geeks that have winked at her while she lounges in her $29 camping chair as they enter the store. Not sure if Ashley has had any male geek sleepovers or not as she refused to let me interview her when I stated that I was here to do an unbelievable story about someone that would waste over 216 hours in a parking lot to save a little money and embarrass most of womankind and all of her family. Needless to say, the interview was over before it began; but I did get some great pictures & a souvenir University of Oregon Duck shot glass that was lying on the sidewalk which reeked of a memory from the 80s, that smell of T.J. Swan's "Mellow Days" wine which only a 17 year old could appreciate, that was lying on the sidewalk of which must have rolled out of her tent. Here is the link to the story that AZ Central picked up.


http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/glendale/2014/11/22/phoenix-shopper-begins-line-black-friday-best-buy/19381835/

I must mention that there are other individuals breathing and probably able to produce that are even more crazier in the head than Ashley as I found a story about (2) women in Beaumont, California that have been camped out since November 7th, 2014 which is over 3 weeks before Black Friday. The only sensible thing about this story is that they did not purchase a new $300 tent, they’re roughing it with lots of blankets and pillows and camping chairs that they have had for a few years. Their dream is to snag a regularly priced $499 50” HD Television for $199.00 which is a whooping savings of $300 divided by 2 women in line for 22 days for a total of 528 hours each or let’s say 1056 hours total. Now let’s figure out what their real cost of sitting in a make believe line with only 2 individuals at In & Out Burger’s wages at $10 per hour x 1056 hours = $10,569 of opportunity costs given up by standing in line for a savings of $300 not counting neck and backaches which leads to medical bills, insomnia, having to use a store potty when available, otherwise a crap behind the dumpster with a rat looking at your fat ass. But, to be fair, I did divide the $10,569 by 3 which would be 8 hours of working per 24 which is still $3,523 which could have been made by working instead of sitting on their asses. Yes, I am so THANKFUL that I have a degree in Business and that my brothers graduated high school and know the value lost by camping next to a Best Buy for 9 days or 17 days or 22 days or even losing out on some valuable sleep by getting up at 3:00 am on the day after Thanksgiving to fight for a parking spot, trample a tent or two just to save a few bucks on a new stereo or computer. I’ll just wait for a regular sale and if I miss out, so be it, at least I’ll have my self dignity so I can look my family in the eye on Christmas morning without embarrassment about the cost of the tent, the opportunity costs lost and people teasing me, “Man you could’ve gone to Cabo San Lucas or Hawaii or Key West or a cruise to the Bahamas or even visited the Queen in England with that time and loss of money spent on the asphalt of a Best Buy.” Even spending Your time in a cantina 24 hours a day looks pretty enriched compared to this alternative. Now this is just one thing that is wrong with our country!

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/two-california-women-already-in-line-at-best-buy-for-102539063964.html

On a recent trip to Seal Beach, I met a young couple Krista and Matthew who were celebrating a week of marriage at Patty’s Place http://pattysplacerestaurant.com/ which I might add has one of the best Seared Ahi Tuna Appetizers I’ve tasted.  In fact it is so good, I have it as a main course because it is served chilled and sliced with fresh ginger / soy dipping and there is enough for two persons.  Well this couple and I started a conversation and we found that we all shared a love for Tequila and they had an extra bottle of Tequila ArteNOM Seleccion de 1414 Reposado at their home, and agreed to drop it off a the hotel I was staying at the next morning.  I couldn’t let this good deed go undone so sent them an autographed copy of the epic, award winning, best selling novel “My Bad Tequila.”  Sure enough next morning, my bottle of  100% Blue Weber Agave which contains no additives whatsoever had arrived which rests in previously used American white oak bourbon barrels for 10 months yet is very pale in color, just a bit darker than a blanco.  Its aroma is of rich agave with a mixture of sweetness and a vegetal linger complimented by a slight touch of brine. It’s mild, but tasty with cinnamon and clove.  Seleccion 1414 Reposado has a variety of blend flavors that produce a perfect balance of taste to the palate.  There is a bit of a friendly kick to awaken and tells you that you have indeed found a real tequila.


The history of this tequila is as rich as its flavor.  Feliciano Vivanco began cultivating highland Agave during Mexico's tumultuous post-revolutionary period of 1919-1929. In Don Feliciano's hometown of Arandas, Jalisco, the next four generations of the Vivanco family remained devoted to expanding the family's Agave plantations and in 1994 the family dream of acquiring their own Arandas distillery was finally realized with the purchase of the "Destilería El Ranchito." With approximately 2,000 acres of estate-grown Agave (elev. 5,400') at their disposal, the Vivanco family has since become renown for producing rich, well-balanced tequilas created by marrying honored distillation traditions with modern innovation. http://www.deltequila.com/ 


Tequila ArteNOM presents aficionados with the personal selections of artisan Tequila distillers. These distinctive, limited release Selecciones are carefully chosen to reflect the best of Tequila craftsmanship by highlighting Agave altitude, soil, harvest and unique distillation technique.  You are invited to savor these personal distillers' selections and celebrate their art of distinction, the Art of their NOM.  No two ArteNOM Selecciones will ever be the same.  Gracias Matthew & Krista for the introduction and bottle of this tantalizing tequila.

Now that I have you mellowed out, time to talk about Ferguson, Missouri – what a f-cking mess.  Michael Brown a young, black man of 18 years of age who robbed a liquor and cigar store, would not obey the orders of a Ferguson, MO police officer Darrin Wilson, tried to get the officer’s gun and was shot.  Outgoing U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder incited the tragedy and fanned the racial strife by making statements of  which an Attorney General should not have expressed by saying, “He was both the highest law office of the nation and a black man.”  He also claimed to be a victim of past racial harassment and hinting that Michael Brown was a young, law abiding citizen as was he when a young man.  When the video came out showing Michael Brown stealing and bullying a store owner, Holder had realized he had made a big mistake yet turned it over to the Grand Jury to seek murder charges against a police officer performing his duty.
    http://dailycaller.com/2014/08/15/video-shows-michael-brown-stealing-cigars-from-store-before-shooting-video/ 

Holder will be stepping down after repeatedly bringing unwelcome racist comments into many cases which have been handed to his office.  Upon the news that the Grand Jury ruled against filing charges on Darrin Wilson, the community of Ferguson decided to riot against its own neighbourhood, stores, builidings and cars further deteriorating the place where they live and work – it is similar to taking a shit where you eat type mentality.  The riots and fires started immediately upon the verdict being publicly read as Michael Brown’s mother Lesley McSpadden  was shouting obscenities and boyfriend Louis Head was yelling “
Burn this motherf---er down" and "Burn this bitch down," according to a New York Times video of which I have attached: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/11/25/michael-brown-s-mother-speaks-after-verdict.html

Louis Head’s orders to the crowd came shortly before an eruption of rage by some protesters over the decision not to indict police Officer Darren Wilson in the August shooting death of 18-year-old Brown in Ferguson, Missouri. Sadly, the community of St. Louis has been torched by its own residents and Michael Brown wasn’t even raised by his mother, his grandmother raised this boy and Lesley McSpadden even beat up her own mother.  Michael Brown’s mother and father are the most to blame because they never made their son accept responsibility for his own actions and now many lives have been destroyed.  But, c'mon folks of Ferguson, isn't burning your own town sort of like taking a sh-t in your own nest.  Does not make any common sense at all; but, that is another thing wrong with our country - Commons Sense is a lot like ELVIS, both have left the building.


Football time is awaiting me as Boise State Broncos will host Utah State on the Albertson’s Blue Turf as televised on ESPN 2.  If the Broncos win they will automatically win the Mountain Division of the Mountain West and with the best conference record will host the Championship on December 6th and with a win that night, a 3rd trip to the Fiesta Bowl could be awaiting for the Broncos.  It would be a very short road trip for Rico if this announcement takes place by the Fiesta Bowl Committee.   I want to make mention of a very special man on this team that is playing while on a list awaiting a kidney, perhaps from his mother.  BSU senior and safety Jeremy Ioane is one tough hombre.  Please read the story and if you can help please do so:  http://www.obnug.com/2014/11/27/7299269/jeremy-ioane-is-a-warrior

Now of a football player that should not be playing because of the many off and on campus violations including a possible rape.  Jameis Winston is not a good human being even though he might be good at throwing a football.  The community of Tallahassee including his coach, his school administration, the police department, the alumni, the students and the entire fan base is partly to blame for continuing to turn a blind eye to his many trespasses against being a good and contributing citizen.   http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/story/jameis-winston-incidents-timeline-091714

I am beginning to think that the Florida State Seminoles Football fans are some of the most irritating, uneducated & don't watch much of the game as they are constantly chanting some oh, ho, oh, oh & making karate chops with their good arm all through the game! If You're a True Football Fan, You at least watch some of the game; but, maybe it is to try and remove the thoughts and guilt of your quarterback Jameis Winston being nothing but a thug!  On tonight’s Saturday night game, Nov. 29th, I was cheering for the hand chomping Florida Gators!   I am calling out Jameis’ coach Jimbo Fisher, your job as a coach and mentor is to help young men grow into responsible and ethical adults, not to excuse and continue to let Jameis Winston do as he pleases with no consequences.  No wonder he has no remorse and doesn’t act like a true leader, he has an enabler aka Coach Jimbo Fisher.  http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2230251-florida-state-needs-to-suspend-quarterback-jameis-winston

My Great Amigo, Mr. John Kenneth Schoen RIP of Spoof TV has passed on and the world will forever be a better place because of his existence.  Here is his tribute that he made unto me and I am forever grateful.  John will be missed, please check out and share his work and video.  He has many of them on YouTube for your viewing pleasure.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAtKT_YN1uc

I hope YOU all enjoyed Thanksgiving with at least person of whom you love or care.   Only 25 shopping days left until Christmas.  Since I didn't share any Halloween pictures with you last time, I'll throw in a couple from Doug & Dana's rad 2014 party in Cave Creek, AZ!

I would also like to share an Amigo, Mr. John Joseph Stone getting a tattoo in Playa del Carmen, Quintana Roo, Mexico while reading his copy of “My Bad Tequila” and drinking some great tequila.  He sent me some great shots (not tequila shots).

Congratulations to the University of Arizona Wildcats & Abby Cady on their Territorial Cup win over the Arizona State Sun Devils!  Wait til' next year!!!   Speaking of Wild Cats,  I have just been honored in Boise, IDAHO by Amigo Max Anthony as he has named his new Cat Friend "Rico Austin" because of his charm, good looks and the way he chases female felines!  Picture of "Rico Austin" the Cool Cat at very end of BLOG pictures.  I want each of YOU to leave this Blog with a great feeling.   LOVE YOU ALL!!!!  rico the author


From tonight, November 29th, 2014 through Christmas Day, 3 of my books on eKindle Amazon have been drastically reduced in price for the holiday giving.  “My Bad Tequila” is offered for the low, low price of $0.99 cents and “In the Shadow of ELVIS” & “Son of the KING” have both been reduced to $1.99;  All three eKindle books usually sell for $3.99 or $4.99 each.  Great Savings on Great Reading. 

My Blog is Free and my books are darn close to Free so please purchase for yourself or as a gift.  I do appreciate it and they are all fantastic reads with “My Bad Tequila” winning 14 awards.   Here is the link to order:

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=rico+austin

Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA

"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM


www.mybadtequila.com

http://blog.mybadtequila.com

 

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  Richard Petty - the King of NASCAR racing with Author Rico Austin at SEMA Show 2014;


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     Author Adventurer Rico Austin with Aussie Girl in Las Vegas!


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   Author Rico Austin in Vegas with Aaron Hagar's project wagon of Rat Runner's Garage!


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   Writer Rico Austin with Kim & Tamara Pinnegar at Dueling Piano Bar Harrah's Las Vegas!


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  Amiga Kim Pinnegar sporting her new "I Love this Bar" Toby Keith cowgirl hat -
a present from Author Rico Austin for the many years of satisfaction he has had listening to Her at Dueling Piano Bar at Harrah's in Las Vegas BABY!  Oct. 2014


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   Author Rico Austin taking a photo op with Beautiful "My Bad Tequila" fans from the UK!


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Amigos Aaron and his dad Sammy Hagar having fun on stage…In an effort to help the recent hurricane that devastated the city of Cabo San Lucas, Sammy and Vic Johnson were at The Island Bar and Grill here in down town Roseville performing songs from their upcoming album. Portions of the event were recorded for a TV special that will benefit the destruction caused by hurricane Odile. Operation REBUILD CABO!    LOVE both of these HAGAR GUYS!  ;-)    Rock on Brothers!

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  This is the art piece that Author Rico Austin is purchasing from Aaron Hagar
                    "I Can't Drive 55" of his Dad Sammy in a Ferrari!
          Aaron is multi talented with his painting, car restoration & music!

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  Here's one of many fun cartoons that Amigo John Kenneth Schoen RIP of Spoof TV 
did of Author Rico Austin, Captain Wild Bill Wichrowski & of himself John Kenneth Schoen!
     "The World was a Better Place to live because of YOU, John Kenneth Schoen!"  ;-)


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  Amigo John Joseph Stone of Playa del Carmen, Quintana Roo MEXICO getting a Tattoo
        while enjoying the epic, award winning, best selling novel "My Bad Tequila" 
                  & his favorite Tequila!   What a way to ease the Pain! 


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   Amigo John Joseph Stone having fun with a local Playa del Carmen Bartender!
                     Also pictured "Jose Cuervo & My Bad Tequila"


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         A good look at the Tequila - Jose Cuervo Tradicional


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    Author Rico Austin sharing a beer with nephew "Chuckie" the Doll at Doug & Dana's!

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            This is where Chucky Doll rests at night

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  Uncle Rico giving Chucky Doll a ride on his shoulders while Lil' Chuck enjoys a cold one!


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                   Amigo Matthew & Amiga Krista enjoying their 8th Day of Marriage!
                                              Felicidades !


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   Congratulations to Arizona Wildcats & Abby Cady on YOUR win over the SunDevils!
                         Notice the Boise State Bronco visor!   Go BRONCOS!

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     I call this one, "Girl wasting Life in a Tent at Best Buy."    Crazy lunatic Ashley Bowers a proud graduate of University of Oregon Ducks program in Eugene, Oregon spends 9 days in a parking lot in a non existing line to save $50 on a new big screen TV while spending $300 for a new tent and gives up opportunity costs of doing anything productive! 
                            Oh MY, this ain't Your Daddy's America!


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    A picture of the Oregon Duck shot glass I found outside loser Ashley Bower's tent in the parking lot of Best Buy!  It reeked of T.J. Swan's Mellow Days or Easy Nights wine!

         GO ARIZONA WILDCATS vs. Oregon Ducks for the PAC 12 Championship!

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            Please let me introduce YOU to "Rico Austin" the Coolest Cat in Boise, Idaho!

                                     Perhaps the Coolest Cat in the entire WEST!

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                                 The WOLFPACK is Back - and then there were two!  
    
         Author Rico Austin with Amigo Actor Zach Galifianakis & Baby Carlos at Piano Bar!

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Wausau Wisconsin;  Caboholics Support Group;   Bisbee's Black & Blue Tournament;  Green Bay Packers;  Ebola & Obama - the virus & disease; Lady with a Leg - Juanita;

10/26/2014

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Hola Amigas & Amigos,

October has been a very cool month for the most part, other than Ebola getting spread from city to city by a careless, self centered person / nurse Amber Joy Vinson that was more worried about her own personal wedding plans other than the welfare of her family, friends and Human Mankind in Cleveland.  I’m sure that she’ll not be wanting to keep her maiden name of Vinson after this stooge move.   If you are flabbergasted by the childlike decisions of Vinson, you’re really going to be bowled over by the next story (pun intended).   Doctor Craig Spencer rides around freely on the subway, goes bowling while touching everything in sight at the snackbar, hugs friends, all after returning from treating Ebola patients in Africa.  Talk about irresponsibility to the Nth Degree from Health Care Workers, these are supposed to be professionals who have taken oath to promote wellness, who are trained to keep us safe.  A sad state of affairs for the United States, for the World and for the Human Race.

 Sometimes you hear of a wonderful place in the world and you just know that someday you need to experience it firsthand up close and personal.  Well, this is the way I’ve felt about the Green Bay Packers and Wisconsin for many, many years.  With all the close friends I have from Wisconsin, I’ll attempt to name the former ones and then later the ones I met after my awesome travels to the Cheesehead Country.  John P., Joe V., Mark B., Don K., Patrick C., Denny & Gail P., JP D., Muffy D., Mousie D., Dea B-D., Bitsy D., Susannah S-T.,

Yes, Dairyland is only one of two states I had never traveled to despite having many friends and umpteen acquaitances from there, most of whom I have traveled South for the warm climate of Central & Southern Arizona.  The other state West Virginia of which I only have two friends, both of whom are not married to their first cousin, sister, mother or daughter – those things can make for a bad divorce within the family.  The most asked question of divorce proceedings in West Virginia is, “If I get a divorce from my wife, will she still be my sister?”   Okay, now I may not have any friends in WV.  Sorry, for the jokes at your state’s expense, but Arkansas is off bounds as my Dad was born in Arkansas and my good buddy Robbie lives and hunts in that Great State.

Well back to my Ebola story, no wait, I mean Wisconsin story:  To make this writing assignment much easier and to show my true appreciation,  I will just submit my Letter of Thanks to those that hosted one of the top weekends of my long and somewhat luxurious life of hanging with Tequila Familias, Movie Stars, Screen Writers, Film Producers, Stage Directors, Professional Athletes, Roller Derby Girls, Music Artists, Divas, Sculpture Chiselers, Bar Proprietors, Tire Guys, Crab Fishermen, Football Fanatics and an occasional stripper aka pole dancer.

Hello Boone, Romey, Mark, Peggy & Genevieve for an excellent trip & super fun memories.   Also, Thanks to Don for helping Mark put it together and the planning stages of getting us from Arizona & Texas to Beautiful WhassUp Wausau!

Mark & Genevieve - the food, the fire burning and warming the place with the sweet aroma of wood smoldering in the fireplace, the welcome basket, the Don Julio were all fantastic.    Also Mark, please thank Bill for the 9 holes of golf at Greenwood Hills Country Club!  Peggy, thank You for your hospitality and sharing your friends & relatives with us.    The bus was a Kick & so were all the all folks of the Packer Nation that clammered onto the traveling circus!   Please tell John, thanks for bringing a television to help keep the crowds down at Lambeau Field.

Romey, Gracias para todo Amigo, for the initiation of becoming Roman Cantina Lifetime Members, for the many shots of Tequila, for the bonita botela de rojo of Tierra de Indios Anejo Tequila that made it safely to Arizona wrapped in my protective Levis inside the center of the suitcase.  It is now proudly displayed on the mantle for all to marvel at its Mexican beauty.   The Romano's sauce will be tasted often and vigorously spread on all foods that are strong enough to tolerate its super duper strength.   Please give our Gracias to Mrs. Donna B. and her hospitality and story of when she wrote the letter in 1965 to help her Dad get Green Bay Packer season tickets.

Boone aka Dan,  Thank You for allowing me and the other wild ones to hang out at your drinking establishments and sell things including books, timeshares, jewelry and more shares of Packer stock.  Very cool of You to buy me out on the children's book, "ARIZONA Is Where I Live," to be able to give each child in your daughter's class their very own copy.   Your staff at Bunker's 
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Bunkers/219996431458346?fref=ts  
and at The Chatterbox
https://www.facebook.com/pages/THE-CHATTERBOX/114622810633?rf=117540758272535 were exceptional and quite friendly given our loudness and yelling What’sUp Wausau every few seconds. 

Amiga Lisa for sharing your stories about nephew Nik Wallenda and giving him a copy of “My Bad Tequila” for his reading enjoyment as he does his next high wire act, I believe in Chicago on November 2nd in an attempt to tame some skyscrapers.  He has conquered the Grand Canyon and her heights.  I watched in terror as he made his journey on live television that gusty day that GOD seen fit to let him walk on a cable strung high above the Colorado River.

Don, Tina, Travis, Sara & Connie - Thank You for being roommates in a log cabin fit for a King of Queens and not drinking all of the Tequila & for saving some squeaky cheese curds!   

Connie & I had an absolute blast and can't wait to return to see Our WISCONSIN Familia!   

Now back to the scary Ebola saga that is more frightening than any Halloween imaginable.  The CDC (Center for Disease Control) and President Barack Hussein Obama have acted very irresponsible in their not successfully trying to contain this horrific disease originating in Africa.  And now Aides to President Obama are criticizing decisions by three states to quarantine people who are returning from Eboa-stricken West Africa.  Are You fricking kidding me?  These three states are being proactive in the war against this deadly virus and possible outbreak never before seen in the United States.  Officials in New York, New Jersey and Illinois have acted in the best interests of its citizens in the wake of a new Ebola case in New York as they cannot rely on people to safely quarantine themselves and show personal responsibility.   I completely stand by these states in the correct decisions of these states and hope that the other 47 will act accordingly as our President and his administration will not do make the right decisions.  For the complete story, click onto the following link. http://www.usatoday.com/story/theoval/2014/10/26/obama-ebola-quarantine-samantha-power-anthony-fauci/17955781/

To leave this Blog on a smiley note that leads away from 2 deadly viruses of Ebola and Obama, let’s travel South to the tip of the Baja where Caboholics abound and acts of kindness are true and profound.

As you all must have heard and seen of much devastation handed to the Baja by Hurricane Odile in September.  Well two special groups of persons came together of which I personally know and am affiliated, I’m sure there were many other groups and caring individuals who shared by way of donations, rebuilding and prayers.

Caboholics Support Group collected in excess of $30,000 in a fund set up by Amiga and Caboholic Founder Maddie H. aka Corona which has been distributed for the homeless, the hungry, the downtrodden, abandoned pets and orphaned children.  I am proud to be a member of this great fun organization of persons enjoying Cabo and everything she has to offer.

Bisbee’s Cabo Relief Fund put together by the Wayne Bisbee Family including Bisbee’s Marlin World Magazine and Bisbee’s Black & Blue which is one of the World’s Richest Fishing Tournaments held in Los Cabos, California Baja Sur, Mexico. https://www.facebook.com/bisbeescaborelieffund  Wayne and his family donated the first $250,000 to get the fund off to a good rolling start.   Where CABO RELIEF FUND MONEY IS BEING SPENT - Housing for those that lost everything ....... Club Dust Houses being put together at the Casa Hogar orphanage, then they are loaded onto a truck for their final building site. The orphans are even helping assemble the kits. Pretty cool thing to see!   And guess who won first place in the Overall Team & $500 Daily? – Casa Hogar Team of 10 anglers and crew were fishing on behalf of the local non-profit organization that provides food, shelter and education to under-privileged #LosCabos boys.  Angler Omar Castaneda scored the win after landing the biggest qualifying fish of the tournamentearning a check of $258,325 all of it being donated back to the orphanage of Casa Hogar Cabo.  

Dreams do come True!  AMEN!!!     

I must mention that there were many teams fishing that normally would not have due to an anonymous donation allowing teams that used a Cabo based fish crew and rented a Cabo fishing boat to be allowed to waive the $5000 entry fee.  By allowing this “Hook Up” program it allowed some of us (wished I had an extra week of vacation) to fish in the Most Glamorous, Richest Fishing Tourney on the face of the Globe.  Caboholics had (4) teams of four men and/or women in the Tourney, all I believe were first timers / virgins in the Bisbee Tournament.  One of the teams placed 8th overall.  Everyone had a Fishing Great Experience – even the anglers that were skunked (didn’t catch a darn thing except a tequila or cerveza buzz).  Cabo - where the Sea of Cortez meets the Pacific Ocean and Miguel Hill plays his guitar and sings “No Bad Days” with the Cabo Cowboys.  Check out my good Amigo & his musica:    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLwiy-dFCK0  

Another fellow Caboholic and Amiga - Julia H. B. and her esposo (husband) collected shoes for Feeding Los Cabos Kids.  Her hubby and she did an email / facebook campaign to their friends and family and this is the great result.  In Julia’s own words, “ Amazing is the generosity that GOD places on people’s hearts.”

Remember “Lady with a Leg” from the last issue of the blog in September 2014.  Well a fellow Caboholic read my Blog and suggested that we all donate for a Prosthesis for this Warrior of a Woman with a Heart of a Lion.  Within a few hours another Caboholic posted that there was an individual that would bear the full cost of the prosthesis if we could find this Amiga.   Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle if Amiga Mariana E. didn’t see a news cast “Historias de Los Cabos”  by El Jitomatazo on Cabo about the Odile Hurricane and in this documentary she sees “Lady with a Leg” getting interviewed by Francisco Aviles “El Cazador,” and now we know that Juanita is her name.   Still awaiting news of whether she has been fitted for her new prosthesis.   As soon as I know, I’ll relay the outstanding news in my next blog.  Check out the interview, in Spanish, but You’ll understand what is happening.   ;-)   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9rmOhQNjHI

 As always, plenty of photos at the end of the Blog so skeptics can’t call Bullsh-t!

 Vaya con Dios!

 Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, Righteous Dude, Fisherman, CEO& Amigo of MY BAD TEQUILA
"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM

www.mybadtequila.com
http://blog.mybadtequila.com

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  Welcome basket by Genevieve & Mark - Wausau, Wisconsin is a great place to visit!


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 Sara, Don, Rico, Travis, Mark, Chris, Tina, Romey, Connie at Mark's bar in Wausau, WI;


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               Author Rico Austin & Illustrator Connie Austin at Lambeau Field  10-19-2014
                          Green Bay Packers kicked some Carolina Panther butt,  38 - 17 



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      Author / Writer / Tequila Connoisseur Rico Austin making good on a dare in Wisconsin

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  Green Bay Amigo Joe and Connie Austin showing at Lambeau Field with My Bad Tequila


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  This is the lovely log home that we stayed at when visiting Wausau, Wisconsin!


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                  Matthews is watching Matthews play at Lambeau Field - 
                   home of Vince Lombardi & Brett Favre & the Packer Nation!


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            Some of the favorite things I brought back from Wisconsin to Arizona
Romano's Sauce,  Green Bay Packers beer coozie,  Tierra de Indios Anejo Tequila, GB ticket



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 Adios to Wausau & Green Bay on Highway 29 - hey that was my football jersey #29 at BSU


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                Football that was intercepted by Hero Pat Tillman on Jan. 2, 2000;  
                           Thrown by Brett Favre at Lambeau Field


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Young Readers in Wisconsin enjoying a copy of "ARIZONA Is Where I Live" Children's book
                          Bunker's at Tribute Golf Course book signing 10-18-2014


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        Book Signing at Bunkers Bar & Grill in Wausau, Wisconsin!   Gracias to Boone


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           The Chatterbox book signing - great time - Gracias Mike, Mark & Boone!


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  Caboholic Julia H. B. and her esposo (husband) collected these shoes for Feeding Los Cabos Kids.  Her hubby and she did an email / facebook campaign to their friends and family and this is the great result.  In Julia’s own words,
                “ Amazing is the generosity that GOD places on people’s hearts.”

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                   Bisbee's Black & Blue Fishing Tournament in Cabo San Lucas 2014
 Team Casa Hogar - First Place Overall Team - $258,325, all donated back to the Orphanage


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       #‎2014BisbeesBlackandBlue‬  And the winner is ..... ‪#‎AnglerOmarCastaneda‬ of  #‎TeamCasaHogar‬ is at the scale with a 385lb Blue Marlin! Congratulations!!!!


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                       Caboholics Team 1 which placed #8 overall in Bisbee's Black & Blue

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       Caboholics Fishing Team #1 - Lou, Pam, James, Maddie, not pictured - Lisa


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Caboholics helping out after devastating Category 4 Odile Hurricane in Cabo San Lucas


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 There is more to the Bisbee Family than this - a Familia Grande that helps Cabo San Lucas


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      Author Rico Austin's marlin catch in 2003 in Cabo San Lucas, Baja Sur, Mexico
                   Also, got engaged to now wife Connie 2 days prior at Sol Mar
                     He caught the fish and the girl during same trip to Cabo!
        Someday he hopes to fish in the Bisbee Black & Blue Marlin Tourney

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                                     Juanita - "Lady with a Leg!"    
          The next time I present Amiga Juanita, I hope it is with her new Prosthesis;
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Lady with a Leg; HammerHead's in San Carlos; V-Town Derby Dames; Alaska; Odile Hurricane; Diana Gabaldon; Gilligan's Island; Bonanza;

9/28/2014

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September 2014 Blog

Hola Amigas y Amigos, Labor Day is always a great way to start September 1st as it fell upon the first Monday of September which this year just happened to be on 9-1-2014;

This Blog is dedicated to "Lady with a Leg" who I believe should become the spokesperson for CABO STRONG and the rebuilding, restoring of Cabo San Lucas and San Jose Del Cabo in the BAJA of Mexico!  *Spoiler Alert - the photo of her is at the very end of this Blog, to give all something very deep and spiritual to think about after being entertained.   "I am a writer of words, bringing visions to the minds of those who read the stories I pen; but, this picture captures more than the words I am gifted to scribe." rico austin


Our gang of four – Connie aka Ginger; Tina, Don and Rico went to San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico and became the first paying customers at HammerHead’s Dockside Bar & Grille - great food, friendly atmosphere, cold beer, delicious margaritas and a view of the marina.  Gracias Doug, Troy, Norene, Oscar, Suzy & Emilio 4 a Funtastic Time at HammerHead's Dockside Bar & Grille! (become friends with them at:) https://www.facebook.com/HammerHeadsDockside?fref=ts  We settled for a four day cruise as opposed to a three hour cruise on Gilligan’s Island, yes 50 years ago in 1964, the first episode of the Castaways aired on CBS. Gilligan's Island is an American sitcom created and produced by Sherwood Schwartz and originally produced by United Artists Television. The situation comedy series featured Bob Denver as First Mate Willy Gilligan, the bumbling, accident-prone crewman (affectionately known as "Little Buddy" by "the Skipper") of the S.S. Minnow.  Actor Alan Hale, Jr. better known as the Skipper Jonas Grumby; Jim Backus as snooty millionaire Thurston Howell III;  Natalie Schafer as Mrs. Howell aka Lovey; Russell Johnson the high school science teacher Roy Hinkley aka The Professor; Tina Louise as the Sexy Movie Star Ginger Grant, and Dawn Wells as Mary Ann Summers, the vacationing Farm Girl. 

Gilligan’s Island aired for three seasons on the CBS network from September 26, 1964 to April 17, 1967. The sitcom was originally sponsored by Philip Morris & Company (the tobacco company) and Procter & Gamble, the show followed the comic adventures of seven castaways as they attempted to survive the island on which they had been shipwrecked. Most episodes revolve around the dissimilar castaways' conflicts and their failed attempts (frequently Gilligan's fault) to escape their plight. Gilligan's Island ran for a total of 98 episodes. The first season, consisting of 36 episodes, was filmed in black and white. These episodes were later colorized for syndication. The show's second and third seasons (62 episodes) and the three television movie sequels were filmed in color. The show enjoyed solid ratings during its original filming run, then grew in popularity during decades of syndication, especially in the 1970s and 1980s when many markets ran the show in the late afternoon after school (yes, that is when I was first introduced to the Skipper and his Little Buddy - Gilligan.) Today, the title character of Gilligan is widely recognized as an American cultural icon. Whenever asked the choice of which castaway I’d rather have – Ginger or Mary Ann, I always chose Ginger except those times I would choose Mary Ann.  Um, still not sure as they both made my boat float – ironic isn’t it, since their boat was shipwrecked.

My wife Connie told me that her and her little brother Wade would race down the driveway of their Minnesota home to get to turn the TV on for ½ hour.  Connie wanted Dark Shadows and Wade wanted Gilligan’s Island because Connie knew that those Castaways were never getting off that island and it frustrated her into watching a scary show.

Since we recognizing an iconic sitcom, why not honor an iconic weekly Western that is also celebrating 50+ years of success. 

55 years ago on 9-12-1959, these 4 Horsemen rode into our lives & we called it Bonanza!   Go Little Joe, you're one heck of an actor & Little House on the Prairie will be waiting 4 U!   Hoss is the favorite; but never got laid!    Adam was always the ladies' man, but a bit too serious, so the writer's wrote you out!   Ben was one heck of an old man & dad!  Hop Sing always had dinner  awaiting in the kettle & was wearing a cool, blue outfit (actually didn't know it was blue until we got our 1st color tv - 12" in 1968) with a little circle hat when the riding men came back to the Ponderosa Ranch!   Check out some Hop Sing in the Bonanza clip below - pretty cool, little Chinaman.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EJebBY-Yk0
55 years ago on 9-12-1959, these 4 Horsemen rode into our lives & we called it Bonanza! Go Little Joe, you're one heck of an actor & Little House on the Prairie will be waiting 4 U! Hoss is the favorite; but never got laid! Adam was always the ladies' man, but a bit too serious, so the writer's wrote you out! Ben was one heck of an old man & dad! Hop Sing always had dinner awaiting in the kettle & was wearing a cool, blue outfit (actually didn't know it was blue until we got our 1st color tv - 12" in 1968) with a little circle hat when the riding men came back to the Ponderosa Ranch! Check out some Hop Sing in the Bonanza clip below - pretty cool, little Chi
55 years ago on 9-12-1959, these 4 Horsemen rode into our lives & we called it Bonanza! Go Little Joe, you're one heck of an actor & Little House on the Prairie will be waiting 4 U! Hoss is the favorite; but never got laid! Adam was always the ladies' man, but a bit too serious, so the writer's wrote you out! Ben was one heck of an old man & dad! Hop Sing always had dinner awaiting in the kettle & was wearing a cool, blue outfit (actually didn't know it was blue until we got our 1st color tv - 12" in 1968) with a little circle hat when the riding men came back to the Ponderosa Ranch! Check out some Hop Sing in the Bonanza clip belIf YOU had a Fast Gun & a Fast Horse, You could do just about anything you pleased with anyone you pleased!  I should've been a cowboy!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIq1LvzSLsk 

As I traveled to Alaska this last week, I thought about the last time I was there 2 years ago in July 2012 and decided that I would republish that Blog written 8 seasons ago to remind us that many things change; but, there are some that remain the same.  On my last evening before flying back to my Arizona home, I stopped into Pancho Villas Mexican Restaurant in Anchorage where I had a book signing and there to greet me was Dawarita at the bar and she says, "I remember you - author of 'My Bad Tequila,' however I don't remember your name. We exchanged pleasantries and names, I ordered a Margarita and then she asked if she might buy me a shot of Tequila.  Not much to anyone's surprise, I accepted and she went onto say, "Rico, you are the perfect person to try this on, we just received these place mats from Tequila Cazadores and she poured me not 1, not 2; but 3 shots of this nectar of which I love - Anejo, Reposado and Blanco were there for my taking and enjoyment.  Unfortunately, I did not get to see Carlos or Ricardo - the owners, but I did get to visit their great establishment one more time and wouldn't you know it - a commercial featuring Pancho Villas' came on the television set and there was Dawnarita pouring a thirsty Alaskan hombre a drink!

I had forgot had magical the Denali area is – aka Mount McKinley as it stands [native name Denali (Koyukon Athabaskan for "The High One", Dghelaayce’e in Ahtna)] is the highest mountain peak in North America, with a summit elevation of 20,237 feet (6,168 m) above sea level. At some 18,000 feet (5,500 m), the base-to-peak rise is considered the largest of any mountain situated entirely above sea level.  Measured by topographic prominence, it is the third most prominent peak after Mount Everest and Aconcagua. Located in the Alaska Range in the interior of US state of Alaska, McKinley is the centerpiece of Denali National Park and Preserve.

The first European to document sighting the mountain was George Vancouver in 1794. In 1903, James Wickersham recorded the first attempt at climbing McKinley, which was unsuccessful. In 1906, Frederick Cook claimed the first ascent, which was later proven to be false. The first verifiable ascent to McKinley's summit was achieved on June 7, 1913 by climbers Hudson Stuck, Harry Karstens, Walter Harper, and Robert Tatum, who went by the South Summit. In 1951, Bradford Washburn pioneered the West Buttress route, considered to be the safest and easiest route and therefore the most popular currently in use.

On September 11, 2013, Alaska's lieutenant governor Mead Treadwell announced Mount McKinley is 20,237 feet (6,168 m) tall and not 20,320 feet (6,194 m) as measured in 1952 using photogrammetry. Courtesy of Wikipedia! 

I did pass by an Alaska version of Sturgis and you’ll see the pictures, I was either the first one there or the last to leave – not sure.

A couple of videos that I shot with my BlackBerry phone are now posted on You Tube and I’ve included the addresses in case you’re the least bit interested. I have to warn you, I am singing along with the radio – Bee Gees – “If I can’t have You” & Gloria Estefan – “Turn the Beat Around” which was filmed next to the Trans-Alaska pipeline that goes on and on – over 800 miles I believe. if I would have been just a few years older I am sure I would have taveled North to work on the pipeline as jobs were scarce in Idaho during these years and I kept tabs on the construction, hoping I would graduate high school, but NOOO!  The pipeline was started in 1973 and completed in 1977. 

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcW-OsjpYOs   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-hwatr-JFI

hool before completed; but NOOOO!!!
"You don't know me if You don't like me! Ever walk the Streets of Bakersfield?" Just arrived into Buck Owens and Merle Haggard territory along with a little bit of Dwight Yoakam; Buck Owens' Crystal Palace in Bakersfield! Pictured is Buck Owens' Cadillac that was custom built for ELVIS PRESLEY . Buck won it in a poker game in 1976; but story is he cheated! Oh well, Buck put it to good use as a Display - 21 guns and that my Friends is My Lucky Numero!"You don't know me if You don't like me!  Ever walk the Streets of Bakersfield?"   Just arrived into Buck Owens and Merle Haggard territory along with a little bit of Dwight Yoakam; Buck Owens' Crystal Palace in Bakersfield!  Pictured below is Buck Owens' Cadillac that was custom built for ELVIS PRESLEY .  Buck won it in a poker game in 1976; but story is he cheated!   Oh well, Buck put it to good use as a Display - 21 guns and that my Friends is My Lucky Numero!

This is how I spent my last Saturday night, September 20th, 2014 with the V TOWN DERBY DAMES who played a match at home vs. Unforgiven Roller Girls of Bakersfield!   Then went to party with 4 teams of women -  V Town Derby Dames, Unforgiven Roller Girls, Pacific Coast Recycled Rollers and the b team in Visalia aka V-Town - the Derby Darlings;  By the way the Dames kicked some Bakersfield ass with a score of 230 - 60 in the premier match!  My bruises are minimal since I didn’t get elbowed & hip bounced too much that night! C'mon out and watch the hottest, fastest skaters - the V TOWN DERBY DAMES on Saturday, November 8th at 5:00 pm in Visalia, California.  http://www.vtownderbydames.com/   https://www.facebook.com/vtownderbydames?fref=ts

Odile, a category 4 Hurricane devastated Cabo San Lucas and was the worst storm / hurricane to hit the baja since storm tracking has been in place.  There were some great stories of incredible human giving and sacrifice and too, there were stories of man acting out in his lowest form as a wild beast.  Wayne Bisbee, founder of the Bisbee Black & Blue Marlin Tournament was one of the first to come to the rescue starting with a $250,000 donation from the Bisbee Family to the Bisbee’s Relief Fund which  All funds collected through the relief fund will help support the residents and businesses rebuild, provide temporary housing for all in the Cabo area.  Here is the website should you decide to donate.  https://bisbeesconservationfund.org/donate/CaboRelief

Also, there is another legitimate fund that you may opt to donate which has been started by 'Caboholics Support Group' founders, Maddie & Johnny Haney aka Mr. & Mrs. Corona of Cabo San Lucas.  The site is http://www.youcaring.com/nonprofits/cabo-strong-relief-efforts-after-hurricane-odile/235470

Now, for the unhuman part of the story when I found out that I had Caboholic Amigas & Amigos that were having to band together in their neighborhoods to ward off looters and thieves that carried machetes to hack away at a person if that is what it took to take someone else’s electronics or property.

There is a mist in our world that only good deeds done can help lift!  I fear for our Country, for our Earth, for our Universe;   After seeing the same looting, killing, stealing, murdering in Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur as was done in New Orleans Louisiana, all after devastating hurricanes, all I seem to know, is this is how it will be when other destruction is upon our land!  Machetes used in Africa, used in Mexico, people killing people for products - stereos, computers, laptops, iphones in the name of necessities such as food & water;  I am truly saddened by our world; but the good thing is that people rise up such as BISBEE'S CABO RELIEF FUND & Caboholics Support Group to help Good overcome Evil!  Very saddened by Mexico and Mexicans as I thought they might be different from what I witnessed in Lousiana, USA;

But wait, Human decency finds itself atop cruelty as witnessed by a well known business Giggling Marlin which posted 2 signs outside their doors after reopening:  We Are Open  &    "If You are hungry and have no money, We have a hot meal for You,  Please Come In."   & again, below it in Spanish   "Si tienes hombre y no tienes dinero, nosotros una comida gratis por usted,  Por Favor, Venga"      -  WoW, the Giggling Marlin skyrocketed in value with me!  The picture below shows this is no fallacy, but indeed a true act of kindness.   They have no idea that I have put this into the "My Bad Tequila" Blog.    I just went onto their website for the first time and saw owner Gary W.'s message.  His nickname is Goyo and when in Cabo stop in, say hello and let him know that You saw this message on my Blog, order some food, have a drink and thank him for his kindness in the wake of Hurricane Odile.    www.gigglingmarlin.com   

https://bisbeesconservationfund.org/donate/CaboReliefhttps://bisbeesconservationfund.org/donate/CaboReliefand businesses of #LosCabos by providing #emergencyhousing and #emergI've finally arrived - invited to Green Bay Packers game and will be doing 3 different book signings while in beautiful Wisconsin - 1 of 2 states of which I've never the opportunity to visit!  Can YOU say Cheesehead?  https://www.facebook.com/TributeGolfCourse  Bunkers Bar at Tribute Golf Course and The Chatterbox – both in Wausau, Wisconsin!   This is 1 of 2 states that I have never visited.  Now, only West Virginia will remain to be conquered. https://www.facebook.com/pages/THE-CHATTERBOX/114622810633?fref=ts 55 years ago on 9-12-1959, these 4 Horsemen rode into our lives & we called it Bonanza! Go Little Joe, you're one heck of an actor & Little House on the Prairie will be waiting 4 U! Hoss is the favorite; but never got laid! Adam was always the ladies' man, but a bit too serious, so the writer's wrote you out! Ben was one heck of an old man & dad! Hop Sing always had dinner awaiting in the kettle & was wearing a cool, blue outfit (actually didn't know it was blue until we got our 1st color tv - 12" in 1968) with a little circle hat when the riding men came back to the Ponderosa Ranch! Check out some Hop Sing in the Bonanza clip below - pretty cool, little Chinaman55 years ago on 9-12-1959, these 4 Horsemen rode into our lives & we called it Bonanza! Go Little Joe, you're one heck of an actor & Little House on the Prairie will be waiting 4 U! Hoss is the favorite; but never got laid! Adam was always the ladies' man, but a bit too serious, so the writer's wrote you out! Ben was one heck of an old man & dad! Hop Sing always had dinner awaiting in the kettle & was wearing a cool, blue outfit (actually didn't know it was blue until we got our 1st color tv - 12" in 1968) with a little circle hat when the riding men came back to the Ponderosa Ranch! Check out some Hop Sing in the Bonanza clip below - pretty cool, little Chinaman

55 years ago on 9-12-1959, these 4 Horsemen rode into our lives & we called it Bonanza! Go Little Joe, you're one heck of an actor & Little House on the Prairie will be waiting 4 U! Hoss is the favorite; but never got laid! Adam was always the ladies' man, but a bit too serious, so the writer's wrote you out! Ben was one heck of an old man & dad! Hop Sing always had dinner awaiting in the kettle & was wearing a cool, blue outfit (actually didn't know it was blue until we got our 1st color tv - 12" in 1968) with a little circle hat when the riding men came back to the Ponderosa Ranch! Check out some Hop Sing in the Bonanza clip below - pretty cool, little Chinaman 55 years ago on 9-12-1959, these 4 Horsemen rode into our lives & we called it Bonanza! Go Little Joe, you're one heck of an actor & Little House on the Prairie will be waiting 4 U! Hoss is the favorite; but never got laid! Adam was always the ladies' man, but a bit too serious, so the writer's wrote you out! Ben was one heck of an old man & dad! Hop Sing always had dinner awaiting in the kettle & was wearing a cool, blue outfit (actually didn't know it was blue until we got our 1st color tv - 12" in 1968) with a little circle hat when the riding men came back to the Ponderosa Ranch! Check out some Hop Sing in the Bonanza clip below - pretty cool, little Chinaman I’ve been watching the OUTLANDER Series on Starz Network since I've participated in 2 book signings with world famous Diana Gabaldon, the author of the Outlander Series. In fact about 2 years ago, I stood at the end of a line to get my 20th Anniversary copy of Outlander signed & Diana looks up at me and says, "Hello Rico, how have you been?" and then signed in her Outlander Novel, "For Rico: Enjoyed My Bad Tequila" Diana Gabaldon. I then said, "You read 'My Bad Tequila'" and she said, "of course!" I've attached her signing on her book to the bottom of blog.

And, I haven’t even began to report on all the sporting events that have happened, especially College & NFL Football with the Adrian Petersen child beating and the wife beater Ray Rice of the Ravens. I truly do not know what is the most disturbing, Ravens football player Ray Rice knocking his then fiancée, now wife, unconscious in an elevator, the NFL lying to protect him or the women defending Rice for punching “an unarmed woman.” All are equally repulsive. But a woman, saying Rice’s wife Janay Palmer deserved it, is downright unacceptable and insane.  Roger Goodell should be looking for a new position outside the NFL as he is no longer respected as an honest leader quarterbacking the NFL.

Whoa and don’t even get me started with the resignation of U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder who is a racist of the worst degree.  When I looked up Eric Holder on Facebook, I was directed to Al Sharpton – this is the absolute truth.  Now, isn’t that something that Facebook even recognizes birds of a feather and is getting them flocked together.  Lastly, Obama has finally agreed that ISIS might possibly be a threat – Hallelujah and after 13 years and a few days after the anniversary date of September 11, 2001.   *Special Thanks to our living and deceased heroes in the Armed Forces who know that “Freedom doesn’t come free.”  Remembrance for those that gave their lives on that tragic day in September 2001.  “May we never forget.”

"The Cow"  - Amigas & Amigos, a little joke to kick off Your Week and to give Your Spirit a Lift and Your Face a Smile after you read this,  "The Cow."

Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head-on and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to thechauffeur, "You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving." So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but it appeared to be very old.  Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there."Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face. "My Gosh, what happened to you?" asks the woman.  The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king,and the daughter made love to me." "What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.  Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them, "I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

*** Spoiler Alert - Best Picture is the Last One - "Lady with a Leg!"

Adios & Vayan Con Dios Amigos!
Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO & Amigo of

MY BAD TEQUILA
"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM

www.mybadtequila.com
http://blog.mybadtequila.com



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    HammerHead's Dockside Bar & Grille - first paying customers on August 31st, 2014;

           Left to Right:  HammerHead with Mick Jagger lips on wall,

        Rico with Cabo Cowboy Hat, Connie aka Ginger, Miss Tina & Smiling Mr. Don;

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The S. S. Minnow Castaways of Gilligan's Island;  Left to Right: The Professor, Mary Ann, Gilligan, Ginger = Hot, Thurston Howell III, Mrs. Howell aka Lovey, The Skipper;

                                                          All on  Gilligan's Isle

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  BONANZA of the Cartwright Family;  Left to Right: Ben - Lorne Greene; 

Adam - Pernell Roberts;  Little Joe - Michael Landon;  Hoss - Dan Blocker; and Horses

                        Not pictured: Hop Sing - Victor Sen Yung

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    In Visalia, CA for roller derby, Rico with the V-Town Derby Dames - Rough & Hot Skaters!


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     Rico's favorite V-Town Derby Dames:   They had a free ticket waiting for me at Will Call!

          Left to Right: Pyro Princess #911;  Rico;  GymNasty #9975;   Busty Chops #36D

          I tried to get Busty Chops to change her number to 38D;  Great, Fun Derby Girls!

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Roller Party, Left to Right: Chris - Coach of V-Town Derby Dames & Derby Darlings;

Author Rico,  Manager of Roller Towne - Jesse;  Waitress Girl - didn't get her name or #! 


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      The V-Town Derby Dames & Darlings want to wish You a very Merry Christmas 2014!


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    V-Town Derby Dames & Derby Darlings - What a Hot Group of Skatin' Mommas!


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Diana Gabaldon signing her 20th Anniversary Edition of Outlander to fellow Scottsdale, AZ Author Rico Austin, "For Rico   -   Enjoyed My Bad Tequila       Diana Gabaldon

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Arizona Authors - Rico Austin, Marcia Fine, Diana Gabaldon, Donis Casey & Connie Mariano
    at Arizona Authors & Appetizers sponsored by Friends of the Scottsdale Public Library
        Scottsdale Civic Center Library,  Drinkwater Blvd, Scottsdale, AZ - May 20th, 2011


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Fellow Scottsdale, AZ Author - Diana Gabaldon getting costumed for her cameo in the
     series based on her best seller "Outlander" being shown on Starz Network!   
                               Break a Leg, Amiga Diana!  So Pleased for You!!!   ;-)


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 Picture of Dwight Yoakum & Buck Owens taken at the Palace in Bakersfield, CA;


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The Cadillac with 21 guns attached to it that Buck Owens won from ELVIS in a poker game!
                                Story is that Buck cheated; but, ELVIS still gave it to him!


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     I found Sturgis in Alaska, can't remember if I was the first to arrive or the last to leave!

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    Author / Writer Rico Austin waiting on his Sturgis, Alaska motorcycle Amigas & Amigos!

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      No BEER today at Sturgis, Alaska!       Harley Davidson & Moose Parking only!

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This is where the bands play & stay when they perform at Sturgis, Alaska - the Last Frontier

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     This is the way that I like to be welcomed to a Hampton Inn after working all day!

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Notice the electrical plug outlet which is attached to the dip stick in the oil to keep the engine block from freezing at -70 degrees Fahrenheit in the Winter &  +20 degrees in the winter!    A guy in Anchorage told me, "Do you know that there is only one thing worse than Fairbanks in the Summer?"     I answered, "No," what is worse.    He then answered, "Fairbanks in the Winter!"     & I believe he is telling the truth about the interior of Alaska!

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      Here's the type of vehicles that the Hotels have in Fairbanks - not a minivan!

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            Not a Minivan in Fairbanks,  It's a HAMPTON INN VAN for real men & women!

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 Now you see why a minivan is not used - Polar Bear & Brown Bear at Hilton Anchorage!
 Notice how small my suitcase & laptop are compared to the size of these Wild Beasts;

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 The Trans-Alaska Pipeline above ground between Anchorage & Fairbanks, getting ready to go over a river, this area heavily watched and guarded because of liberal crazies that want to blow it up or put a hole in it so it leaks and then kills wildlife and plants, does not make a lot of sense as they are destroying the environment even more than did the pipeline.


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    If YOU mess with the Trans Alaska Pipeline or Related Facilities the FBI and Rico Austin will hunt your ass down and feed YOU either a Polar Bear, a Grizzly Bear or a Brown Bear!

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Here's another place in Alaska where the Pipeline is going underground to cross the Hwy!


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        Ever wonder what kind of boat Santa Claus fishes from?    Here it is!!!
               Notice the "North Pole, AK"  under the name Golden Nugget!
      Santa and some of his Elves are in the store buying beer for their little outing!
   Mrs. Santa is checking the list twice to see who has been naughty & who has been nice!


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         This is what the North Pole looks like in early September 2014;  
                           located just South of Fairbanks!

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  YEP,  this is where all the Big Decisions are made all Year - Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus' Home!The Grandchildren don't know that they'll be receiving a Genuine Letter from Santa and the North Pole and will own a square inch of this Wonderland this December 2014!  Sshh!

 
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  Uncle Rico Austin was put in time out by Santa because he knows when I've been bad!
  Stay tuned & keep scrolling through the pictures and you'll know how naughty I was!  Ssh!


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Just continue down St. Nicholas Dr. and you'll run into Santa's house in North Pole, AK!


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No, I didn't go to the Whorehouse, just took this picture while visiting The Great Alaskan Bush Company in Anchorage, AK;  There is also (1) other Great Alaskan Bush Company in Phoenix, AZ;  Both of these establishments were owned by Brothers, one in Alaska and one in Arizona.  I believe both of the brothers are now deceased and some of the family sold so now no longer affiliated with each other.   Just some information that I gathered from Santa as we were discussing why I was in there and I threw the question back at him, so don't worry I am still getting my stuff for Christmas, just had to spend a few minutes in the "Time Out Sled" for naughty boys and girls.   I have one more cool sign that I took a picture of, remember they don't allow cameras or videos at the Great Alaskan Bush  Co.



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          Uh, yeah, I saw Santa and a few of his Elves visiting this place as well; 
I think I'm safe for just about every year here out for getting some really cool gifts!


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   Now if You're wondering what is a tequila drinking, mild mannered Author / Writer doing in the Great Alaskan Bush Company, let me remind You all that I am also a Tire Guy and that is what a Tire Guy does - after a long day of work & pretending to be the Michelin Man we need to relax and have a cold one while watching a hot one twirl around the pole and then we go home - no touchy, just looky and no nooky!    It's all Safe & Harmless Fun unless your wife or girlfriend or Santa finds out!    That's a Big NO BUENO!   ;-(

 
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   Okay, back to the other Wildlife, this is just outside the little town of Denali!


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   Here is some background on the politics behind the name change back to Denali from Mount McKinley.   YES Sir, those damn Politicians are always mucking things up!


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   I am exactly 41.5 miles from the South Summit of Denali aka Mount McKinley!


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   Denali aka Mount McKinley in the background - just a mere 41.5 miles away!


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  Gasoline at $5.00 a gallon - I'm not complaining as I was never so glad to see a pump in the middle of nowhere.  I gladly paid $20.00 for 4 lovely gallons of fuel that kept me from being stranded and eaten by a Polar Bear or Grizzly Bear or Brown Bear, oh MY!


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   Yep, that's my rental car and this place is closed, it is after 6:00 pm; but the door was open even though there was a closed sign and I was scared as I pushed the door open and yelled "Hello, can I buy some gas?"  Luckily, a woman answered and said she'd be right out!This was a scary situation, I had no gun, no ammo, no cell phone service, no food, no water and no gas!  I did have cash, a green Jefferson which took care of everything.   When traveling the lonely, long roads of Alaska, keep an eye on the fuel gauge!  


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This is the Alaskan Flag that was created / designed by a 13 year old boy named Benny Benson who was in the seventh grade.  The American Legion held a territory -wide contest for school children in 1926 and the flag was adopted for the Alaska Territory on May 2, 1927.

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Amiga Dawnarita serving me a delicious margarita & (3) Shots of Cazadores at Pancho's Villa Mexican Restaurant in Anchorage, AK;  I had a book signing there in June of 2012;


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Now this is living large - Cazadores Margarita & a shot of each Anejo, Reposado & Blanco - all of Cazadores fine Tequila, on the house as they wanted my opinion of what I tasted! 
It pays to have your Masters in Tequila & working on your Doctorates in Tequila at Tommy's Mexican Restaurant in San Francisco.  Now traveling in Alaska & getting Tequila!


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Some of You might think or believe I'm leaving or exiting; but, those that know me well realize that I am going to 555 Corona Street where the beer is cold and the women aren't.


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  Caboholic Amiga Mariana with My Bad Tequila & Caboholic Amigo Johnny Corona with Cowboy Hat & Beer in Cabo San Lucas this summer before Hurricane Odile 2014!

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  Just a small showing of the actual force of Category 4 Hurricane Odile 2014!  
     Many homes of the poorer Mexicans were completely devastated and lost.
 Hotels were damaged with complete walls missing and the airport was inoperable!
But, you will see in the next few photos, CABO STRONG attitude overpowered the storm!

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       This Mexican hard working man showed what CABO STRONG really is!
 Within just a few days, some businesses are back to operating, hoping the Tourist return


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If YOU live within a 50 Mile Radius of WAUSAU, WI then I expect to see You there!
Uncle Rico is going to his first Green Bay Packer game at Lambeau Field!   YEEHAW!!!


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  I look forward to see all of You that live within a 50 Mile Radius of WAUSAU, WI!
Uncle Rico is going to his first Green Bay Packer game at Lambeau Field!  YAHOOO!!!

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                                              "LADY with a LEG!"     ;-)   
                    This is Determination & Citizenship at its Peak
This Cabo San Lucas photo is of a woman that sees herself as having a leg, not missing a leg.   She has become one of the CABO STRONG and doing her part to clean up the havoc caused by Hurricane Odile 2014;  I hope those that are on Welfare because of laziness and perceived personal problems are embarrassed when they see this picture. 
                 I am Humbled and Thankful for this "Lady with a Leg!"

 "I am a writer of words, bringing visions to the minds of those who read the stories I pen; but, this picture captures the heart, more than the words I am gifted to scribe."   rico austin
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Sunglasses - Spoof Video of Author Rico Austin by John Kenneth Schoen

9/28/2014

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Alaska;  Sun Valley & McCall, ID; Ernie Els; Dirty Tequila; Penn State; Vote for America

9/14/2014

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Compadres & Amigas,

As I traveled through Alaska this last week, I decided to dig up this Blog on my last visit to the Great State just two years earlier as a reminder of how some things change and others remain the same.  Please enjoy!

 Another great month of Summer has gained on us and where better to be than in the wild of Alaska and taking in the beauty of Central and Southwest Idaho and then one more crazy night in Vegas.

Unfortunately, there has also been tragedy and lunatics abounding again in the state of Colorado of which we will discuss later in the Blog.  And lastly we will cover the statue of Joe Paterno aka JoePa (literally & figuratively).

4th of July, our nation’s birthday I spent the evening prior in my hometown of Marsing, IDAHO with my mother, wife, brother, his girlfriend, niece and nephews.  The fireworks were incredible as seen coming off the reflection of the Snake River into the dark of the sky.  Marsing, ID is the home of a very special young man and Boise State University football player – Shea McClellin that once lived off Chicken Dinner Road on a 20 acre farm became the highest drafted Idaho-born player from Boise State as he was chosen in the first round by the Chicago Bears. 

Next morning on the 4th of July we left beautiful downtown Marsing after I paid my respects to the Marsing street I was raised on, “Canal Street” and headed north for McCall, Idaho aka (ski town USA) as there is the crystal clear, blue Payette Lake that resembles Lake Tahoe clarity and sereneness.    Boise Amigos Kory, Michelle, Rich & Rhonda invited us for a memorable and laughter filled 4th;   Exactly 25 years to the date of the famous incident at the Yacht Club as mentioned in the epic, award winning novel, Rico was invited back this time for a book signing on the famous deck that overlooks the gorgeous lake with fireworks galore.  This is one of the most beautiful settings of which YOU will ever be able to view a firework show second to none (Disneyland comes close.)

Time to move on along near the 45th parallel to Red Fish Lake and then into Sun Valley / Ketchum ID area.  If You have ever visited the Sun Valley area in the Summer time you would never question why Ernest Hemingway aka Papa made this is final home.  If You ever make it to Ketchum a trip is not full without a stop at Whiskey Jacques on Main St. where Brent, Mark, Dave or Cody will greet You will a beer and a smile (order may be reversed.)  Again, another memorable book signing while the rambling, rolling, grooving, good times music played by the Musketeer Gripweed band helped keep the bookworms in rhythm.

Oprah Book Club 2.0 has begun to shake the literary world once again and we’re awaiting the phone call to arrive in Chicago to talk about why Oprah just has to recommend “My Bad Tequila” to her fans.  I do hope it is during football season so that Oprah can take me to the Bears game and then we’ll meet up with Shea McClellin and show Ms. Winfrey how a couple of Idaho and former Boise State Football players party with Tequila.

“Dirty Tequila” is a different animal of Tequila than I have ever tasted thanks to co-owners and entrepreneurs George & Corbin of the greater Phoenix area.  The best way to describe it is:  “Tequila perfected!  It starts with 110 proof blue agave tequila and with the addition of natural and artificial flavors and sweeteners, including agave nectar, the result is a uniquely smooth delicious tequila drink that will not leave your throat burning.  You can sip this tequila chilled neat, on the rocks, or mixed with your favorite tequila cocktails to add a little extra flavor to the mix.”   Should be available in several different markets by August 1st, 2012; but guess what?  I have already tried it at a “Dirty Tequila” party on the water at Lake Pleasant and man is it great tasting.  For a few fun pictures of the fiesta continue reading and at the end of the Blog – there they be.  There was even the Son of Elvis present:  have You heard the story of John Smith the DNA positively tested son of the Rock n Roll Great, Elvis Presley?  Well, he is alive and living well somewhere in Cave Creek, Arizona with his lovely wife Lisa.  There may be a book deal in the works for an Amigo that You may have heard of.  We’ll keep You posted as the story progresses.

The final day of the British Open was anything but ho-hum.  At the start of the round Adam Scott with the world renowned caddy Steve Williams led the field by 4 shots and still led the field with 4 shots with only 4 holes to play.  On the 15th hole things began to unravel for the Aussie and his Aussie caddy as he bogeyed the 15th, 16th, 17th and needed to save par with a makeable 7 foot putt and bogey again.  Meanwhile back on the course South African Ernie Els was busy stocking away birdie after birdie and yes, birdies the 18th hole.  While Els awaited his fate as the last twosome of Scott and McDowell played the 18th hole the world watched the heartbreaking collapse of Adam Scott.  While watching I could not help but think of another Australian golfer that came so close but was denied time and time again – Mr. Greg Norman (one of my favorite all-time golfers).   Well Ernie again won the British Open exactly 10 years and a day to his last win of the Open.

Now You may be asking, what happened to Tiger Woods?  Yes, Amigos of the golfing world Tiger collapsed as well, faltering in the last few holes except for birdie on the 18th.   The truth is I don’t care about Tiger Woods as I am not a fan, yes I will admit he is a good golfer; however, as a human being I have had little to no respect for this guy for many years and here is the rest of the story as quoted by Paul Harvey.  Tiger Woods was the only major golfing personality that did not attend Payne Stewart’s funeral in 1999.  He felt that it was more important that he get ready to play and try to win the tournament on Thursday.   I remember seeing a picture of all the great golfing professionals standing together saddened by the departure of their close golfing amigo and Tiger Woods is missing from the picture with a story telling of Eldrick (Tiger) Woods believing that it was more important to concentrate on his golfing and guess who won – yes, tigger won it.  I kept that newspaper picture clipping on my refrigerator door for over a year as a reminder of why I would not get caught on in tiggermania or as I think of it “total selfishness.”    There is also the case of when he (Tiger) did not go to honor Jackie Robinson after he'd won the Masters  -  he was on vacation, he had no excuse not to go -- and then tried to defend his decision.  He later apologized to Rachel Robinson but the harm had been done.  Tiger needs to learn about character about life and about honesty and integrity.  I am surprised that he still has any sponsors left after the humiliation he has bestowed upon his family and friends including the quick dismissal of close confidant and caddy – Steve Williams who stayed quiet and loyal throughout the entire sex scandal.  Woods may have apologized to lots of people or collateral as he might call and think of them; but, He will never be able to apologize to one of Golfer’s Greatest Statesmen and Characters – Mr. Payne Stewart RIP.  

Now for the not so fun news of the crazy fuc_s  that want to kill and maim and hurt innocent children, women and men.  Aurora, Colorado is the latest town to undergo a tragic ending by lunatic James Holmes at the Black Knight Batman midnight showing.  Poor Colorado has had its share of dumbasses, stupid fuc- s and lunatics including the Columbine School students and killers Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold and a rapist who was visiting Vail, professional basketball player Kobe Bryant.  Lucky for Colorado, Kobe does not live in the state but the citizens of Los Angeles have to claim him.   All four of these individuals will not / did not get their deserved and correct punishment.   Public hangings would definitely make a person reconsider their motives, their planned killings, their rapes before carrying out such atrocities.  We the public have paid for Harris and Klebold and will most likely pay to house Holmes for many years in a solitary confined area away from the other prisoners of whom may be offered cigarettes, money or bitches to off Holmes.   We did not have to pay for Bryant, he did that on his own by offering and paying a substantial amount of NBA money to the victim to spare her of explicit testimony.  Kobe even bought his wife an extra large diamond ring to satisfy her anger and disappointment in a relationship that was founded on lies, adultery and betrayal.

To all the families and friends of the Aurora shooting, my deepest sympathy, thoughts and prayers.  To Holmes and all the other crazy fuc-s scattered throughout the world such as Tucson, Norway, Virginia, Oklahoma, Iowa, California, Iran, Syria, Afghanistan and Iraq:   We will survive and you will not Break our Spirit,  Love and Pursuit of Continuous Freedom.

“The statue of Joe Paterno, Penn State's late, disgraced former football coach, has been taken down, after university officials announced early Sunday their decision to remove it.

‘I now believe that, contrary to its original intention, coach Paterno's statue has become a source of division and an obstacle to healing in our university and beyond,’ Penn State president Rodney Erickson said in a statement. ‘I believe that, were it to remain, the statue will be a recurring wound to the multitude of individuals across the nation and beyond who have been the victims of child abuse.’

The decision comes on the heels of a damning 267-page report by former FBI Director Louis Freeh--which concluded Paterno concealed information about former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky's sexual abuse of underage boys--and a day before the NCAA announces sanctions against the school and its football program.” – YAHOO News!

Early this Sunday morning, a blue quilted moving blanket was placed over Paterno’s statued head of the 7 foot tall, 900 pound statue which had been erected in 2001 at Beaver Stadium on the State College, Pa., campus.  This same day July 22nd, 2012 the statue was airlifted via forklift and placed in an unnamed secure storage unit where it may be the winning bid for an upcoming Storage Wars televised segment.  In case some of You are familiar with Penn State but not Storage Wars it is a reality show on A&E Network and features auctioneers Dan Dotson and Laura Dotson, as well as auction hunters Barry Weiss (my favorite), Dave Hester, Darrell Sheets and the team of Jarrod Schulz and Brandi Passante.  Executive Producer and Creator Thom Beers serves as the off-screen narrator.  And that is all I am going to say about that except that Penn State finally has some balls and did the right thing so that the abused victims, their families and the surrounding community can start to heal.  One more thing, give Penn State Football the “Death Penalty” for at least one year and start the program anew.  How deep and how many layers beneath the truth surface did the cover up go?   How many players and other coaches knew what took place in the locker room, behind the bleachers and in the closed, darkened  classrooms as well as Sandusky’s family home?   Yes, there are still many questions of which we and more importantly the many victims will never learn the answers to.   Yes, Penn State Football and the University has not only been tarnished but has an evil taboo that will take perhaps decades or even longer before its brand is once again one to be proud of.    I feel for my Amigas and Amigos that have graduated from Penn State because it is currently not something that YOU want sticking out in a resume and during that interview You are asked, “So what do You think of Joe Paterno?” or “Are You a huge fan of the Nittany Lions Football program?”  One thing is clear, I love College Football and have cheered for Penn State in games past; but, children’s’ lives being protected and not being ruined is far more important to this Sports Fan and I am certain it is for most adult persons in this Mega World we live in and share with our Fellow Man or Woman.

Now to end this Blog on a great note where else to end the trip other than the last frontier Alaska.   There is an incredible place that serves the best Grandes and Mexican Food in the town of Anchorage since 1972 – Pancho’s Villa Mexican Restaurant owned by Carlos & Ricardo with Dawnarita serving as manager and helping Carlos serve up tasty Margaritas mixed with Jimador, Cazadores, Patron, Tres Generaciones and Corralejo Tequilas.    A fun crowd showed up for the “My Bad Tequila” book signing including Jimmy Moose (yes, that is his real name) who moved to Alaska some twenty to thirty some odd years ago because of his name and to escape where he came from – Pittsburgh or Cleveland or Erie or some city that was near a lake, river or canal.   Jimmy knew that a better life awaited him in the cold north because of his last name and he followed his calling and has been content in Alaska for all these many years as has Kim, Donna, Leonard and dozens of other Anchoragites.  Each of them gave me the Eskimo welcome and told me I could stay at their igloos anytime except when it gets very warm.

I traveled to Wasilla but did not see the Sarah Palin the former governor or Bristol or the little guy that helped trip up the last presidential election because of young Bristol Palin getting pregnant out of wedlock.    Who cares if the Republican Vice President Nominee’s daughter did get knocked up?  What should have it mattered?  You are right, it should not have mattered, but the media had a field day with it as did the opposition.  I believe Bristol now has a reality show called “Bristol Palin, Life’s a Tripp” which is the name of her son.   I do wish Sarah would have finished her Governorship with Alaska as she was elected by the people of that great state to serve, but book deals and television appearances seemed to be much more fun and liberating than running the largest State in the United States.   I did lose a great deal of respect for Ms. Palin for not finishing her term and as I traveled around the State, I found that several Alaskans held the same sentiments as an Arizonan.

I have to admit I wanted John McCain to become our new President because I felt if ever a person deserved to be our leader it was McCain who served our Great Nation, who was a Prisoner of War, who is a Businessman, a true and honest American but it was not to be.   The handlers of McCain did not let John McCain be the Man and the Maverick of which we knew him to be as he served in Arizona.  I try to stay away from Politics but it is an election year and I believe I can look at the candidates unbiased as I was once a Democrat, I was once a Republican and now I am an Independent.   I have never voted strictly along party lines and wish that most individuals would not, but I know from polls and from what I see in the media most people vote along their party lines and nothing else in taken into account.   In 2008, I believed Hillary Clinton would be a good choice, I believed Obama and in his change, but I was an Arizonan and knew the many good and honorable things that John McCain had done and I voted as such. 

Before YOU read any further I ask that each of YOU be open-minded to continue to read my Blog in the future whether or not YOU agree with my point of view.  This is what makes America so great, it is the Freedom of Choice and the Choice to Agree or to Disagree.  I welcome any comments in disagreement or agreement and will post them all as long as the posts / comments do not personally attack an individual or a group.  That being said, let us continue to read and write.

This year I wish Hillary Clinton would have the opportunity to run on the Democratic ticket as I have lost all respect for Barack Hussein Obama for several reasons:  (1) Never taking the blame for anything these past 4 years.  Obama asked to be elected and the people answered his wish.  Once in office Obama blamed the past administration for everything, “Bush did this, Bush did that.”   I look at the Office of a new President of the United States as a new, fresh CEO taking over the reins of a company in trouble and turning the company around.  The new CEO never mentions the Old or Past Administration, he or she just leads the company toward new goals, new profits and does what she or he promised.    (2)  Obama told us how he would bring change, how he would bring the parties closer together, how he would be non-partisan.   The only thing that has changed is that I like You are worse off than we were 4 years ago before Obama took control of the White House.   (3) Vacations, galore at the expense of the taxpayers – You & I are footing the bill as Obama, Michelle and their two daughters flit about the country and the world.  (4)  Constant campaigning for another term rather than concentrating on the poor economy and the dismal job market.   Barack Hussein Obama told us that the economy is much better even though there are still hundreds of thousands of Americans out of work.   I am fortunate to be working, but tell the multitudes that are not working or who have lost their homes that the economy is good is like getting personally and physically slapped by the President himself.   (5) The majority of the people told Obama that they did not want Government controlled Health Care but he believes he knows better for us and pushed it anyway.   (6) Immigration issue has had a band aid put on it and now the policies in place are even more controversial than before.  (7)  There are many other reasons, but my intention is not to run Obama into the ground but for us to look at perhaps a new solution - WE the PEOPLE of the UNITED STATES of AMERICA need a Businessman or Businesswoman more than ever to help US become a Global Leader once again and restore OUR GREAT COUNTRY to where it was during the Reagan Administration.   WE need to gain OUR Respect back from Foreign Countries and WE need to help show OUR YOUNG what it means to be PROUD AMERICANS.    Vote not for Color,  Vote not for Religion,  Vote not for Party,  BUT PLEASE Vote for Leadership, Vote for Freedom, Vote for Positive Change, Vote for a Better America and VOTE!

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Robin Williams RIP; Parrot Grande; Dwight Yoakam; Michael Brown = burn Ferguson down; Boise State Broncos vs. Ole Miss in Atlanta; Blue ELVIS

8/27/2014

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?Que Pasan Amigas y Amigos? r U ready for a real juicy, controversial "My Bad Tequila" Blog?

Lots of things fine and not so cool episodes to write about for my trusted, intelligent and thoughtful readers.  Yep, I’m smearing it on real good this month, because I love YOU all and it has been a great August here in the Scottsdale, Arizona area with lots of rain and even a few days that did not make it into the triple digits.  GREEN is the word of my surroundings - very GREEN and Beautiful!

I’ll begin with something lighthearted and fun.  I just now saw this posting from my San Carlos / Tucson Amigo - Mr. Abby Cady:  “Dwight Yoakam in town tonight. At the historic Fox theatre and it will be an awesome concert. Having a Asahi beer with a saki chaser at sushi on a roll. Downtown Tucson rocks.”  And wouldn’t you know it, a pleasant memory was brought to my frontal lobe reminding me of when I saw Mr. Dwight Yoakam in 2010 or 2011.  Well, here is the story.

I saw Dwight in Silver Legacy Resort Casino Reno, Nevada 2 nights in a row;  First night, he was drunk off his ass and could hardly sit upon the stool;  He didn't do his cool leg wiggle when singing "Fast as You," so I started dancing my way up to the stage, crowd started going wild, next thing I know I'm grabbed by security and being thrown out.  People are throwing shit at the security guards to let me go.  They were cool when I told them what was going on.  Then went the next night and Dwight put on a Hellava Great Show with dancing, wiggling legs. The following day, my Amigo RC and I caught a taxi to the airport to rent a car to drive to Lake Tahoe and spend the day on the beach.  The taxi driver keeps looking at me in his rear view mirror and says, “I think I know you.  You look awfully familiar” A few minutes later he blurts out, “You’re the guy we kicked off the stage 2 nights ago at Dwight Yoakam concert, I was one of the security guards that let you go.” I tell him, Yep, that was me and we share a laugh & Oh Yeah, by the way, I was with Rich Collins that historic night!  Stay off the stage - security doesn't like that!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2qo1x9rcCc

Amigas & Amigos, most of You did not get to see this on the Golf Course as it was a Sponsored Golf Hole for the Parrot Grande Tourney at The Falls at the Pointe Hilton Tapitio Cliffs. It included a picture of performers Mark Mulligan, Kelly McGuire, Sam Rainwater, along with the Bieb aka Justin Bieber, The Boise State Blue Elvis aka Rico Austin, Alice Cooper, Blu Kaboy Bobblehead Doll with two of Rico’s books, “My Bad Tequila” & “In the Shadow of ELVIS,” Abby’s dog, Gordie RIP, and Cabo Wabo Tequila.

Also performing at Parrot Grande 2014 was Bob Karwin and he put on an afterhours show privately for a few Parrotheads, CRAZY, CRAZY!  Great show by headliners Mexico Mark Mulligan and Kelly McGuire and opening act – Amigo Sam Rainwater.  Mark & Sam just happen to be my neighbors in San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico; therefore, I am one lucky, righteous, cool dude that has the opportunity to hear them many times throughout the year.  Last year 2013 at Parrot Grande, Mr. Brent Burns stole the show with his hit “Margarita Smile.”  It is fast becoming my favorite trop rock song, watch out Jimmy Buffett “Margaritaville,” and Kenny Chesney “Have another beer in Mexico.”   Great Songs by Great Songwriters!~  Here is Brent Burns’ “Margarita Smile” for those that have never had the pleasure.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_ZF7RQToe8

Mark Mulligan: A Bar down in Mexico https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hcp5nluKZ0

Kelly McGuire:  Blame it on Buffett https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8rhM_4p8hA

Bob Karwin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ-hwneHZiY

Sam Rainwater: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TIwZpGOo0M  & one more from Sam,

as I used to have a trailer in Mexico https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwYSdICSh_Y

Okay, now back to some current events, we’ll take a visit to Missouri where the locals are rioting, stealing and vandalizing store owners and property owners that had nothing to do with the police shooting of Michael Brown.  The St. Louis suburb of Ferguson with population of 21,000 is in havoc and turmoil by violence as protesters outraged over the 18-year-old's shooting faced off with police, not adhering to a mandatory curfew. Their stories are at the complete opposite spectrum of each other – Michael’s friend, Dorian Johnson, 22 who like Brown was black in race. To me they are Americans not African Americans as they nor their parents, nor their parents' parents have ever set foot on the soil of Africa.  I am not a Euro American nor is my wife a Scandinavian American, just because our ancestors came from those areas.  In my book, You are either an American, an European, an African, a Mexican, a Colombian, a Russian – but not a combination unless you do indeed have a passport that displays dual citizenship of which Brown nor Johnson had.

At the onslaught of the news it was reported that Michael Brown was an upstanding citizen, grade A student in high school and enrolled to begin college in just a few, short days and then the truth became known thanks to a video camera that Michael Brown was a bullying, thieving thug with no intention of a higher education as lied about by the dishonorable Al Sharpton and having sex with your church members reverend Jesse Jackson.  How this all plays out, who knows; but one thing is apparent, those that are looking for any excuse to use the race card as an excuse to steal, riot and vandalize will do so, no matter what the dire situation.  The FBI has found a witness that has the same story as the police officer that Michael Brown attacked him and was trying to shoot him in the police car.  If Obama had a son ……..

Here is CNN video surveillance shows Michael Brown stealing cigars and shoving the store clerk from a Ferguson, Missouri Quiktrip convenience store just minutes before being fatally shot by officer Darren Wilson. Michael Brown was also be investigated and wanted for a strong arm robbery that had occurred.  Doesn’t sound like my kind of model citizen as his family tries to convince the media and public.

Shame on Attorney General Eric Holder who has also played the race card and incited more upheaval and bigotry by saying, “I am the U.S. Attorney General, but more importantly, I am a black man.”  WoW – can you say Racism!

Again, if Obama had a son ……..

http://dailycaller.com/2014/08/15/video-shows-michael-brown-stealing-cigars-from-store-before-shooting-video/

Robin Williams RIP, funny man, comedian, actor, father, husband and human took his own life due to depression, a sickness that is hard to diagnose and cure. A disease that the carrier can hide from others. Robin was born July 21st, 1951 in Chicago and left this Earth for Ork on August 11th, 2014 in Tiburon, California, may he find peace on Ork. Mr. Robin Williams came into our living rooms on a television set in the 1980s as Mork from planet Ork on the Mork and Mindy show.  He later starred in some great movies such as Mrs. Doubtfire, Good Will Hunting, Good Morning Vietnam, Dead Poets Society, Aladdin, One Hour Photo, The Fisher King, Hook, The Birdcage, Awakenings, The World according to Garp are some of my favorites. Adios Amigo!

Why am I in a hurry to get this Blog out tonight, August 27th?  It is because Boise State will be opening the college football season on a nationally televised ESPN broadcast versus Ole Miss, the Rebels of University of Mississippi in Atlanta in the Georgia Dome at 5:00 Pacific Standard Time on Thursday, August 28th; This is the first time in several years that Boise State enters the season unranked as they suit up in their football armor against nationally ranked #18 Ole Miss. I am hoping for the best, going against the rest, not thumping my chest and I do not know what zest, my beloved Boise State Broncos possess! The many faces of the Boise State Broncos and Author / Writer Rico Austin are below as well as Robin Williams and Dwight Yoakam.

The ALS aka Lou Gehrig's Disease is a terrible disease and has gained much needed funds through the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.  More importantly that doing the challenge is to make sure that each of You are being honest with yourselves and sending in at least $10 to the following link: http://www.alsa.org/   A facebook Amiga Colette P. shared with me that she lost her Dad to ALS and this is what I shared back with her:  So Sorry for Your loss Amiga, I lost my dad when he was only 42 years young to quick pneumonia and stomach ulcer! No Bueno of all diseases, cancers, sicknesses, famines and wars.

If you want to see one more ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, feel free to watch mine and please no comments about how small the pail was - it's not the amount of ice water, it is the thought and donation that count.  ;-) 

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10203359236354350&set=vb.1014427752&type=2&theater 

Had an incredible and tasty Mexican Meal for Lunch on August 21st, Thursday at my Amigo Grant's place - El Capitan in downtown Flagstaff; Next time - Mas Azuñia Tequila - Gracias Grant & Staff! 


Have a Safe and Funtastic Labor Day Weekend!   Vayan con Dios!

Author, Writer, One Righteous, Cool Dude - Rico Austin
Uncle Rico
“Have a Double Shot of Reality” TM

http://blog.mybadtequila.com
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Dwight Yoakam in concert at Historic Fox Theatre in Tucson!

My Amigo Abby Cady's shadow is in the picture wearing his U of A Wildcats Cap!



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Robin Williams RIP in one of my favorite movies, Mrs. Doubtfire!   Rest in Peace on Ork!

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Parrot Grande Weekend at Tapatio Cliffs at Pointe Hilton in Phoenix, Arizona;

Pictured Clockwise from Top Left to Right:  Gordie RIP with a Cabo Wabo Cowboy hat & Cabo Wabo Tequila, Boise State Broncos Logo, Alice Cooper, more Cabo Wabo Tequila, Amigos Kelly McGuire &  Mexico Mark Mulligan, Blue Monkey & Justin Bieber & Blue ELVIS aka Writer / Author Rico Austin, Amigo Sam Rainwater, Blu Kaboy Bobblehead Doll & epic, best selling, award winning My Bad Tequila & In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter


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Amigo Grant Gardner, owner of El Capitan Mexican Grill in Flagstaff, Arizona with his personal autographed copy of My Bad Tequila while  Author / Writer / Tequila drinking Gringo Extraordinaire Rico Austin shows off the El Capitan Menu!

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  Oooh, I see two of my Favorites:   Pacifico Beer & Azunia Tequila at El Capitan in Flagstaff!




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I love this Logo, the food & the Tequila at El Capitan - Fresh Mexican Grill in Flagstaff, AZ!




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    Lost photo of Author / Writer Rico Austin #29 Boise State Bronco jersey in 1985!




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            Boise State Mania Fanatics getting ready for some Bronco Football!!!
  Blu Kaboy, Rich Collins, Elf, Rico Austin, Michel Bourgeau at Sam Boyd Stadium!

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   Boise State Bronco Football Amigos Steve Elliott and Rico Austin on Blue Turf in Idaho!




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Coach Chris "Pete" Petersen and Blue ELVIS aka Rico Austin at MAACO Bowl in 2012  during a happier time;  Good Luck Coach Pete at University of Washington Huskies!

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           Boise State University Football Team 1985 - last year of the Green Turf;

     Author / Writer Rico Austin seated in bottom row, 2nd from right #29!

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The Blue ELVI aka Rico Austin & Rich Collins & Blu Kaboy aka Emilio after another victory!

     Ironically, this is the Boise State vs. University of Washington MAACO Bowl 

which was Coach Chris Petersen's last Bowl game with BSU, now with U of Washington

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Even Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus travel from the North Pole to cheer on the Broncos!
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Rico Austin's Private Idaho - Fifty Authors from Fifty States

7/28/2014

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http://annettesnyder.blogspot.com/2014/03/rico-austins-private-idaho.html

This is copied from Annette Snyder's Blog "Fifty Authors from Fifty States" as written by guest blogger and author Rico Austin.  The website above is to the direct site and original posting by Annette Snyder on March 23rd.

I was thrilled to be chosen to represent Arizona last year, 2013 in the Fifty Authors from Fifty States Blog as it has been my home on and off for the last 23 years; but, I am truly honored to have been given the nod to represent Idaho where I lived life to the fullest of my first 30 years. 

My own private Idaho is not based upon the 1991 American independent drama film, but of my experiences while growing up in a community and state of sparse population, but abundant with endless adventures for my four younger brothers, numerous cousins and me.

I was born and raised in Southwest Idaho, along the banks of the Snake River and couldn’t wait to find my own way. This part of the state is a farming mecca with never ending fields of potatoes, corn, hops and wheat bordered by orchards of fruit bearing cherries, apples, pears, plums and the most round peaches.  As you drive through the countless trees, you’ll pass through vineyards of glorious grapes that become some of the finest wines of North America such as those grown and bottled at Ste. Chapelle, Idaho’s largest winery just across the river from my small hometown of Marsing, population 801.  When I graduated high school there in the mid 70s the population was 510; others and I have left, but we have been replaced by those seeking a more tranquil life and peaceful, serene views of the winding Snake River and of the local landmark of Lizard Butte.

While still in Southwestern Idaho, we have to pay homage to the capital city of Boise, located in the high desert area about 40 miles from Marsing, (once the center of my world) is a tree lined valley of the Boise River, a distinct landmark for the early French fur trappers and traders which originally named this area, “La riviere boisee,’ which translated means, “the wooded river.”  Boise is the largest city and metropolitan area between Portland, Oregon and Salt Lake City, Utah and is home to Boise State University, the largest university in the state.  BSU Broncos have the famed Smurf Turf aka the Blue Field of Football and have been nationally ranked in Football and in Basketball.  I studied at Boise State while playing football and it is here that my first, bestselling novel and winner of 14 awards, “My Bad Tequila” began during a Spring Break trip from BSU to San Carlos, Mexico, gone heavily awry. This is the story of that adventurous, journey of mystery which spans 30 years of the main character’s life.  My favorite line from the book is, “You’ll see the true reflection of me when the tequila bottle is empty,” I shouted out to the wind as I tossed the sad, angry, bottle-shaped mirror to the sea.

Growing up I loved camping, rafting, hiking, boating and fishing in the Salmon River Mountain Range, Owyhee Mountains and the Teton Range that are part of the Rocky Mountains of North America.  Exploring my
state was high upon my list, almost as high as the elevation of these ranges where vast mother lodes of gold and
silver have been mined; but, still veins await discovery.  One of my favorite places to camp and walk the outdoors was in the Sawtooth Mountains on the south central part of the state where hundreds of lakes were created by by vanished alpine glaciers. The largest of these lakes being Redfish Lake, Stanley Lake and Sawtooth Lake of which many a trout have been pulled and served up as the main course of a delicious campfire meal.  Some of you may have heard of a place named Sun Valley, Idaho and/or the neighboring town of Ketchum, a skiers dream and home of former Olympic Gold Medalist,  Picabo Street.  She won gold medals in super G at the 1998 Winter Olympics and in downhill at 1996 World Championships.  She also won the World Cup downhill season titles in 1995 and 1996, the first American woman to do so.  

Street was inducted into the National Ski Hall of Fame in 2004.  Sun Valley is also the final resting place of Ernest Hemingway, one of the greatest American Writers, who too loved the Idaho outdoors and the adventures that were awaiting him.


There are so many numerous places of natural beauty within the State of Idaho, from the top of the panhandle with the towns of Sandpoint and Coeur d’Alene hosting the lakes of Pend Oreille and Coeur d’Alene with its famous floating green where golfers from around the world test their skill and swing.  The
University of Idaho, home of the Vandals is located in nearby Moscow, next to the Washington border.  In Central Idaho is where Ski Town USA aka McCall is located, with the Payette Lake for water skiers being surrounded by the town and Brundage Mountain on the outskirts of town for the snow skiers.  McCall is mentioned in two of my books, each having a story that connects the reader to this place of the beauty and my favorite town within the borders of Idaho.  An in-depth look at Idaho through the towns of McCall and Marsing are shared in the biography / memoir telling the true story of how and when I met the legitimate, illegitimate son of the “King of Rock ‘n’ Roll,” Mr. Elvis Presley.  You will read of all the trials and tribulations of ghostwriting, John Dennis Smith’s epic and incredible mystery of being adopted and discovering his birthright.  This is his journey of finding out WHO his birth mother and father really were.  


This too, is of my adventure, trying to get the full story documented, written and published for the world to read of this incredible, well kept secret of over five decades.

As we finish our travels to the eastern part of the state we have Pocatello which is home to one of the three state universities, Idaho State University and the Bengals mascot.  From Idaho Falls, you can see the towering Tetons in the background heading northeast to the entry of Yellowstone National Park by way of West Yellowstone, another picturesque spot in the very diverse state of Idaho that is made up of pure evergreen and aspen forests of wilderness with untamed rivers flowing through the rugged landscape. When visiting this unique place on Earth with breath taking views of Hells Canyon, Shoshone Falls, Craters of the Moon, River of No Return, Shoshone Indian Ice Caves and the Bruneau Sand Dunes, there are three things you do not want to forget:  a camera to capture the beauty, a fishing pole to cast into the lakes and rivers, and a pen to encompass your thoughts as you see what Lewis and Clark first beheld in my own private Idaho. 

http://www.amazon.com/Rico-Austin/e/B004HY01DG/ref=ntt_dp_epwbk_0

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 Entering Eastern Idaho from the Utah border on the Interstate

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  Hells Canyon with the Snake River

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St. Chapelle Winery - owned by Symms Fruit Ranches near Marsing, Idaho on Sunny Slope

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  Lizard Butte - Easter Morning Ritual each & every year!Winding, long, Snake River at beautiful Marsing, Idaho;   This is the area where Author Rico Austin was raised, worked, went to school & learned to swim with 4 brothers & numerous cousins. 

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  ARIZONA Is Where I Live is Rico's only Children's Book!

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My Bad Tequila - Rico's first novel, winner of 13 National Awards & 1 International Award;   This book details his life growing up in Idaho, traveling to Mexico for Spring Break and then back to Arizona.   A book that spans 50 years of the Author's incredible journeys and exciting life with the ups and downs that is given him.
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                                           Downtown Boise, Idaho
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 Sawtooth Mountains - near Stanley  & Sun Valley, Idaho

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    Author Rico Austin in 1985 during Summer Double Days of Football on the Boise State University Turf - last year of Green Turf before the Blue Smurf Turf - his practice jersey was #14 and Game Day Jersey #29 which was the same number that his Amigo Rick Woods of Steeler Fame wore when BSU won the Division I AA National Championship in 1980;   Boise State began as a Junior College and at one time had a 31 Game Winning Streak under Coach Lyle Smith. Boise won thirteen conference titles in football under Smith and the NJCAA National Football Championship in 1958.  Smith's final record is 156–26–6 

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Shoshone Falls just east of Twin Falls where Evel Knievel made his attempted jump over the Snake River Canyon on September 8, 1974.

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Bruneau Dunes State Park - Southwest Idaho

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Author Rico Austin at BSU Blue Turf with 3 of the 4 original, famous BLUE ELVI or BLUE ELVISES!  The four soldiers made a pact when in Iraq that when they returned to their home in Boise, ID that they would have Elvis outfits made and attend home football games at Boise State University.   Johnny Vogt - pictured far right, loaned his costume to Rico Austin to wear in Las Vegas at the Las Vegas MAACO Bowl on December 22, 2012.   Boise State kicked a 27-yard field goal with 1:16 left in the game to defeat Washington 28–26 to win their third consecutive Maaco Bowl Las Vegas game.

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    Coach Chris Petersen of BSU and Author Rico Austin at Hard Rock Casino on December 21, 2012.   Special interesting, little unknown fact - In 1985, Chris Petersen was the Quarterback for UC Davis and played against BSU that fall.  Petersen threw a pass away to the sidelines and it was caught by Austin.   Ironically, Chris Petersen is now the head football coach at University of Washington and will make his debut in fall of 2014.   Also, Chris Petersen signed a football and had it sent to Rico's brother Sam Austin who was serving in Iraq as Sam was the leader of the soldiers that promoted "PETE CREW - We Have Your Back All The Way From Iraq."
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On the front page of the Las Vegas Review Journal on Sunday morning, December 23, 2012.   Left to Right - Rich C., Emilio VooDoo Daddy & Rico Austin;

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Front page of the Sports Section in Idaho Statesman on December 23, 2012;  Pictured left to right:  Emilio, Rich, Elf, Rico & Michel Bourgeau who was also a team member of the 1980 Division I AA Championship Team. Michel went on to play play ten seasons in the Canadian Football League for the Ottawa Rough Riders and the Edmonton Eskimos. 

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Even Justin Bieber and his Blue Monkey are Boise State Football Fans and wanted their picture taken with Author Blue Elvis Rico!

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This is the true story of how and when I met the legitimate, illegitimate son of the "King of Rock 'n' Roll," Mr. Elvis Presley.  This is the recording of all the trials and tribulations of ghostwriting John Smith Presley's epic story.  This is his journey of finding out Who, his birth mother and birth father really were and discovering his birthright.  This too is of my adventure that same year of traveling to Iceland, Mexico, San Francisco and Las Vegas to get the full story of which you have seen just a few of the pictures that make this a Classic Read that you will not want to miss.
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Mexico got Lucky; Buffalo Wyoming; Ken Wright; Oakland Walmart; Julio Bermejo & Alcatraz Tequila

6/30/2014

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Summer time, summer time is here, just a couple of days after the Solstice which is an astronomical event that occurs twice each year as the Sun reaches its highest or lowest excursion relative to the celestial equator on the celestial sphere.

Hey, sorry to start the informational learning so quickly into the Blog, just thought I’d throw a little surprise in there as usually I start out with a Hola Amigas & Amigos or Que Pasan Compadres.  Nope, this time, straight to the learning curve of life.  If you already knew about the Solstice, I’ll guarantee that You won’t know anything or everything about our other three subjects that we’re gonna cover, maybe more if we get sidetracked and you know with Tequila drinking Uncle Rico that is very possible.

Okay, let’s see we’ve got Summer introductions finished, now let’s visit a cool place that I discovered last week in WYOMING! 

Some of us including myself travel many different parts of the country and that is what makes our employment fun at times and sometimes difficult, as we’re away from loved ones on the road more than most of the population.

Every once in awhile we’ll stumble upon a town that is quite unique and that we feel that we are a part of or think to ourselves, “man, I wouldn’t mind hangin’ here for a couple of weeks, looks like a cool place.”

Well, I had the opportunity to travel through Wyoming last week and while the state is not the most beautiful state in the Union, it does have its moments;   Yellowstone, Laramie, Cody and now another unique town that I discovered as I drove down the highway of life which landed me in Buffalo, Wyoming.   Hell, I even like the name of this town!

I hope YOU enjoy the pictures at the end of this Blog as I felt this town deserved a little more than just a drive by.  Would have loved to spend the night, but got here too early in the day, so onto Billings, Montana I drove, all the  while thinking about this town where the Population is almost as high as the Elevation with the Bighorn Mountains in the Background.   You’ll see what I mean!

The Beautiful Downtown of Buffalo, WY which is also their official mascot and their state flag is of a Buffalo.  Didn’t see any, but loads of antelope and saw a few deer – in fact one ran across the road in front of me into the KOA camp and I got a shot (camera shot so don’t get too excited) of it.   The inside of the Occidental Hotel had animal trophies galore.   But I assure YOU, no animals were harmed during this excursion and the only time I carry a gun is when I’m in Los Angeles or Seattle or Denver or Albuquerque and definitely in Chicago – home of the Mobsters and Corrupt Politicians, uh where again did Barack Hussein Obama say he was from? Let’s see Indonesia and Chicago! Okay, I will not go there – don’t want to be labeled a birther or son of a bitcher or …….

Speaking of Southern California, I stumbled upon an Air Museum that I had no idea existed, March Field Air Museum at 22550 Van Buren Blvd., Riverside, CA 92518 of which you’ll be able to see it, just off the 215 Freeway. www.marchfield.org

Actually I saw this off the freeway as I was headed South from Riverside area towards Temecula, a little town called Perris, California.  So I took the off ramp, paid my $10.00 very reasonable admission and was welcomed by the nicest gentleman who just happens to be a former Navigator in the Royal Air Force serving in World War II. Mr. Ken Wright, an English Bloke was a B-17 Combat Wingman and shared a very unique and interesting story with me.

Ken, we’re on a first name basis now, joined the Royal Air Force in Great Britain on December 8th, 1941.  Why does that date sound familiar or a bit peculiar – because that was exactly 1 day after the bombing of Pearl Harbor on the infamous 7th day of December 1941.  When Ken told me this, my first reaction was Wow! You joined in the fight for Freedom because of the attack in Hawaii of the USS Arizona and he replied in his British accent, “No, the 8th of December, 1941 was the day that I became 18 years of age and I could legally join the service.  I’m no mathematician, but that makes Ken 91 years young and counting and just in case some of you ladies are thinking, hey a handsome World War II hero is what I’ve been waiting for – not gonna happen. He is still married to his first bride Debra and they have some history together, so back off all You Old Maids and Young Senoritas! 

If you’re in the area and want to see some cool, ancient flying aviation equipment and planes this is your stop. They also have “Parties in an Airplane,” “Simulator Rides,” “Guided Docent Tours,” “Tram Tours,” and a Museum Gift Shop.  I swear I am not fabricating about the “Parties in an Airplane” as Ken Wright even verified that for me and a guy named Brian B. was present as well.  So get down to March Field and have a “Party in a Plane.”

Okay, now some uncover, secret agent news: “MEXICO Got Lucky” will be my next best selling book. The announcement came via www.vivasancarlos.mx/ on the Bulletin Board.  This is the true, incredible story of Lucky, a poodle mix that was stolen in San Carlos, Mexico and was held captive for over three months all the while the entire country was searching for Lucky to get the $26,000 peso reward. I hope to debut this book on Labor Day Weekend in English and it will later be translated into a Spanish language version for the Mexican population.  Go to Facebook and give “Mexico got Lucky” a like and be one of the first to read of this unbelievable journey of one dog and the man that roamed the streets of Mexico searching for his lost dog aka son. Don’t be surprised when Disney Pictures picks this up for an Oscar winning movie. https://www.facebook.com/MexicoGotLucky?fref=ts

In the words of the great Henry Ford, “The harder I work, the luckier I get.”


I seen some crazy ass sh-t this evening at Oakland Walmart - different world just 2 blocks away at Hilton Oakland Airport Hotel; Quick visit at Walmart, was propositioned by large gal in orange next to the car, she says, "You wanna hot tamale, I get it to you Louisiana style!" "Um, no thanks!" was my polite refusal as her eight year old daughter or niece is there listening and watching every word and move. Saw a theft, but the 2 greeters were busy chatting to each other, "Man I can't believe Homey got married! - first greeter to other greeter as thief and I walk out the door. "Yeah, that's fuc-ing crazy, can't believe it," says greeter number two to greeter number one as thief gets in a car waiting just outside the door. Then walking back to my car, get propositioned a 2nd time & I just chuckle while another dude lifts the chick in the orange onto the back of the car so she can sit while workin' it. Then I have to witness a guy peeing next to his car, guess he knew the bathroom in Walmart would be a little messy. Next a fender bender with two very nice, new expensive cars with chrome wheels (not original equipment) and finally witnesses, several different stories and I got in my car and drove slowly away, back to the Hilton I will stay while in Oakland! San Fran is wild, but not like this!

I wanna go back, there is some wild, unbelievable things happenin' at Walmart while I sit in my room with a lonely laptop that loves to have me tap on her letter keys until she writes "I Love YOU Rico Suave with the smoothest touch this side of the Mississippi." Okay, well ...... Amigo Julio Bermejo did give me a cool Alcatraz Tequila bottle last night. The tequila was 15 years old in that bottle, we (4 of us - Julio, Kern, Reggie & Rico) sipped on it and finally he poured the rest into a pitcher for margaritas since I was traveling by plane and would not be able to take a 1/2 bottle of good tequila through security! Thanks alot Bin Laden!

Yeah, now I know why the Oakland Raiders & Oakland Raiders Fans are thugs, they have to be to survive in Oakland, California across from the Bay - the step child of San Francisco, California! I'm sure glad that this Hilton is barricaded up like a cartel king pin's hacienda to keep the rest of Oakland out! Sorry for the cruelty Oakland, but I've witnessed your fans at our Arizona Cardinals games and it ain't pretty, but I do love Jack London Square & Jackie's book - Fang and Amigo, Hero Pat Tillman RIP grew up just down the road in San Jose, California!

Oh, & one more thing - another guest with pretty far-out clothing & I am being kind, has his book in his hand called, "Post Traumatic Slave Syndrome." I kid you knot!

Thought I was safe here at Hilton, turns out some locals are having a wedding & reception (of which I might add I was not invited) and a shooting broke out, heard the guy was marrying some other dude's Ho and that is all I know!

I can't tell the good guys from the bad guys, everyone looks "bad" in Raider ville! I was hoping those were firecrackers going off, but no sounds like more shooting and a couple more cops have arrived! Locked in my room with diet Dr. Pepper, wings & popcorn, I'm gonna wait this thing out!

With this all said, I do miss Jim Plunkett. James William "Jim" Plunkett (born December 5, 1947) is a former American football quarterback who played college football for Stanford University, where he won the Heisman Trophy, and professionally for three National Football League teams: the New England Patriots, San Francisco 49ers and Oakland/Los Angeles Raiders. He led the Raiders to two Super Bowl victories (XV and XVIII). He is the only eligible quarterback to start (and win) two Super Bowls without being inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio.

A curious quirk in Plunkett's career is that he never once played against the New England Patriots, the team that drafted him; he was injured early in 1985 and did not play in the Raiders' playoff run ending in a 27-20 Divisional Round loss to New England.

Currently, Plunkett does a post-game radio show of Raiders games, and is a co-host of several Raiders TV shows. Wish I could have ran into him while in Oakland instead of the characters at Walmart.

And lastly, how about that idiotic cannibalistic hombre from Uruguay? Luis Suarez should be living in Juarez a border town in Mexico where hoodlums, convicts and drug lords rule the city or perhaps he is the right country as his coach, team mates and countrymen of futbol (soccer) fans continue to idolize a biting animal. What makes this even worse is that Suarez has bit opponents not once, not twice, but now a record three times and his only punishment is that he is banned by FIFA (Federation Internationale de Football Association) for several months, and that most of Uruguay as a country believe that Suarez really didn’t do anything that bad. If he was as good as the Urugauyans claim, then why not let his footballing do the talking, why must he cheat for any advantage and try to maim or hurt his worthy opponents. Luis Suarez now claims: I lost my balance and my face hit the player, hurting my teeth.  WoW!

Uruguay captain Diego Lugano has described Luis Suárez's four-month ban as an act of "barbarity" that breaches the player's human rights. Fifa suspended Suarez from all football-related activity until the end of October after he bit Italy's Giorgio Chiellini during Uruguay's final group game on Tuesday, June 24th, 2014.  If FIFA would have wanted to do the right thing, Luis Suarez would never be allowed on a Soccer field again. Pete Rose never hurt anyone and was banned from Major League Baseball forever. How dishonorable now for the country of Uruguay that when mentioned, the first thing that comes to our minds is, “Isn’t that where that Hannibal the Cannibal character played futbol (soccer).View shared post

Saludos y Vayan con Dios,  

Last, but not least, please “LIKE” my new pages on Facebook, "ELVIS - (In The Shadow Of)" & “Son of the KING, an Elvis paradox unveiled” & “Mexico got Lucky.”

https://www.facebook.com/#!/InTheShadowOfElvisPerilsOfAGhostwriter?fref=ts

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Son-of-the-KING-an-ELVIS-paradox-unveiled/454127424682020?fref=ts

http://www.amazon.com/In-Shadows-Elvis-Perils-Ghostwriter/dp/1936745097/ref=sr_1_cc_2?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1367280599&sr=1-2-catcorr&keywords=in+the+shadow+of+elvis


Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous, Fun Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA

"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM


www.mybadtequila.com
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          Buffalo, Wyoming where the Population is almost as high as the Elevation
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                  Occidental Hotel on Main Street in Buffalo, WY

Occidental Hotel - this historic hotel founded in 1880, when you walk in this famous hotel, you will be walking where many famous people of the Old West walked – Butch Cassidy and the Hole-in-the-Wall Gang, Calamity Jane, Buffalo Bill, Tom Horn, the young Teddy Roosevelt... and many more.

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    Inside the Occidental Hotel, notice all the instruments & heads of animals - 
   would rather see the instruments being played and the animals roaming wild; but - this is an incredibly historic hotel -  when you walk in this famous hotel, you will be walking where many famous people of the Old West walked – Butch Cassidy and the Hole-in-the-Wall Gang, Calamity Jane, Buffalo Bill, Tom Horn, the young Teddy Roosevelt... and many more.



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      Occidental Hotel - 2nd picture of this historic hotel founded in 1880, when you walk in this famous hotel, you will be walking where many famous people of the Old West walked – Butch Cassidy and the Hole-in-the-Wall Gang, Calamity Jane, Buffalo Bill, Tom Horn, the young Teddy Roosevelt... and many more.

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    Another angle of the Bar & Restaurant in the Historic Occidental Hotel
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      Cowboy roping a calf for branding - Main St., Buffalo. WY
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           Wyoming Cowboy of years past!    An American Heritage
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          Not everyone drives a Pickup Truck in Wyoming, taken on Main St., Buffalo, WY
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        This Post Office was built years after the end of the Pony Express Riders of which my

           Great Grandfather Abraham Shippy.   Abraham's wife was Sarah Shippy;  

          My Grandfather was born in 1896 and died in 1957, before I was born; 

My Great Grandfather was born in 1845 & was 16 years old when the Pony Express was dissolved after only 18 months in 1861 and he made his last ride with the Pony Express.

                                  Truth is stranger than Fiction

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         Notice the white tail deer in center of picture, on KOA Camp in Buffalo, WY
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      Where some of the Cowgirls & Cowboys whet their whistles in the Summer Heat!
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         Big Horn Tire with the Big Horn Mountains in the background -

         Buffalo, WY  Population 4585 - SALUTE!     Remember Hee Haw?    ;-)

                

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        Author Rico Austin with World War II Hero & Pilot - Ken Wright, former Navigator in    the Royal Air Force serving in World War II. Mr. Ken Wright, an English Bloke was a B-17 Combat Wingman and shared a very unique and interesting story with me.

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  Entrance into March Field, just outside Riverside, CA; A great place for Plane Acificiandos
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      One of the many planes and fighter jets available to look over at March Field Museum
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    This picture taken outside, at the parking lot; When you pay inside You'll be allowed to walk through the grounds for up personal photographs and viewing
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                           Author Uncle Rico Austin at March Field
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                            Author Rico Austin, Hero Ken Wright & Brian
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               Preview of Rico Austin's next book cover - Mexico got Lucky!
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              Just an ordinary day at Oakland, CA  WALMART or is it?
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        There is more going on that the initial eye contact can comprehend!
       Gal in Orange by the small girl and gal sitting on trunk of car is soliciting each male;

            Man in white T-Shirt with his back to the photo is taking a leak on a car,

     next to a car that was just involved in a fender bender; 

            Stolen merchandise is already half way to Stockton!



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  Oakland's Finest showing up at Hilton Oakland Airport to calm down wedding attendees!

            Lot's of shooting, cussing & Walmart bags!

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        As close to an Oakland cop car as I want to be - lucky me, didn't see the inside, but ....
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            One of my Heroes - Pat Tillman has a park named after him in Oakland, CA!
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               "The Biter"  look at those chompers - Hannibal the Cannibal Suarez!

              a face that only a Uruguay or Uruguayan or Orangutan could love!

               Kiddies - This is what a non-hero & bad sportsmanship looks like! 

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                               Uh, no thanks!   No Mas Futbol para ti!
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  Author Rico Austin with Tequila Extraordinaire Julio Bermejo at Tommy's Mexican Restaurant in San Francisco,  Richmond District!
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NORRA Mexican 1000; Memorial Day; Albertsons Stadium; Tiger Woods; Rory McIlroy; LUCKY;

5/31/2014

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                                          This is where the story begins: 
     NORRA Mexican 1000 Baja Race - prerace drinks of  Azuñia Tequila 
              at San Diego Old Town Mexican Restaurant!
Amigas & Amigos - Wow, Memorial Day is just around the corner, so let us begin by thanking all those that have served and to those that are currently serving so that You and I can enjoy freedom of speech, freedom to attend the church we wish and for being able to walk down the streets in our towns without fear.  There is much wrong with our Country, the United States of America; but, it is still the greatest nation on Earth.

Some crazy ass shit this month, I was part of the Azuñia Race Team and Rick Johnson Race Team in the NORRA Mexican 1000 Baja race that covered over 1300 miles of the roughest, desert terrain in the world.  https://www.norra.com/ Yes, Rico the mild mannered writer embarked on what may have been his wildest, grandest, coolest adventure to date!  This is what movies and dreams are made of.  Writing about the NORRA Mexican 1000 as a crew member, spectator and racer in the toughest cross country race in the World.  I had my doubts from the beginning if Jim Riley of Intersect Beverage would be able to supply enough Azuñia Tequila to get us from Ensenada to the finish line in San Jose del Cabo.  Yes, there was Tequila everywhere, every night, every afternoon and there it was staring at us every morning; however, good race drivers and crew members wait until the race is over at the end of each day to begin whetting our whistle with sweet agave and cervezas.  My goal is to write of this particular adventure as I interviewed nearly 30 drivers and various crew members.  Team Azuñia and Rick Johnson Racing had four vehicles entered into the race:  ’71’ Nova – Snortin Nortins,  ‘57’ Chevy – Rippin Rooster, a Trophylite Truck and a 1970s model Jalopy.   Of the four starting vehicles, we had three that finished and the ‘57’ Chevy Rippin Rooster took first in its class of Vintage Production Sedan driven by Jim Riley, Dana Dague and Damen Jeffries with navigators Steve Ware, Justin Pulliman and Mike Lawrence.  There were 25 of us that made up the team.   Just so I don’t spoil the reading for when the book is out, I’ll just tell you it was an awesome experience included with a short vacation in Cabo San Lucas at the end with friends Matt, Tricia, Connor, Rich & Rhonda with tons of pictures of this journey, some of which I shall share at the end of this blog.  http://www.azuniatequila.com/

Corporate Greed won out again – Boise State University Football Field aka Bronco Stadium with the Blue Turf is now Albertsons Stadium.  It’s Joe Albertsons' supermarket but the football field is his too.   Situated right next to Taco Bell Arena in Boise, Idaho – home of where the BSU men’s and women’s basketball team plays their home court games.  Not liking corporate names at all, even though Albertsons, LLC has agreed to commit $12.5 million over 15 years.

Looks as if Tiger Woods might never get back to where he once was due to his back injury.  Jack Nicklaus can sleep a little easier on his back knowing that in the near future his record winning 18 major championships are safe for now.  Eldrick “Tiger” Woods has won 14 major championships but has been in a drought for several years since last winning U.S. Open in 2008.   Yes, age and infidelity have taken a toll on the 38 year old golfer as he has been abused with the same nine iron that he felt so comfortable in the past swinging.   Miss Elin Nordegren, a Swedish former model found out Tiger was cheating on her with several different mistresses and hookers and on the early hours of Thanksgiving Day, 2009 one of Tiger’s golf clubs was missing from the bag. It didn’t take long before Tiger knew exactly where that club was:  being gripped by his soon to be ex-wife as she swung many times at Tiger and at his car.  The National Enquirer was to blame for Tiger getting found out.  If you remember many years ago, I wrote that Tiger Woods was a selfish bastard that only thought of himself, this after he being the only top golfer that did not attend Payne Stewart’s funeral.  When Tiger was asked about why he did not attend, his response was, that he would be too upset and not be able to concentrate on his game of golf and guess who won that weekend, YES the same man that did not pay his respects to a golf great – Mr. Payne Stewart.  Strange how Tiger has time for many extra marital affairs but no time to attend a funeral.

Now we have Tiger giving advice to Rory McIlroy who just broke off his engagement with Danish tennis professional Caroline Wozniacki from 2011 to 2014.  He proposed on the 31 December 2013 in Sydney, where she said yes.  On 21 May 2014, it was announced that McIlroy had ended the engagement: "The problem is mine. The wedding invitations issued at the weekend made me realize that I wasn't ready for all that marriage entails. I wish Caroline all the happiness she deserves and thank her for the great times we've had.”   Yes, Tiger had been seen talking to Rory earlier and it is greatly rumored that he advised the younger McIlroy of against tying the noose unless you want to get beat up by a club on a holiday.  As Nike would not say, “Just Don’t Do It.”

I’ve been blessed with another great writing project that has made it to my corner of the world.  LUCKY, is about a dog that was stolen in San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico this last early March, 2014 and through the gigantic efforts of the Mexican, American and Canadian population in the surrounding towns and cities, Lucky was found 300 miles south of San Carlos this last May, 2014.  His friend and owner Jim K. searched diligently and offered a reward of up to $23,000 pesos - $2000 US Dollars for the save return of Lucky.  I had made some comments on Facebook about Lucky as I had Jim as a Facebook friend whom I had never met; but, Jim had read my epic, award winning adventure and mystery novel, “My Bad Tequila” and had enjoyed it, so guess who “Luckily” got the call to write the story of “Lucky.”  Yes, sometimes we just get “LUCKY.”   In the words of the great Henry Ford, “The harder I work, the luckier I get.”

Saludos y Vayan con Dios,  

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Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous, Fun Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA

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 SPLASH - between Tijuana & Ensenada on Pacific Ocean with Dana Dague, Nathan Ford & Rick Dorn  (sick, dehydrated Rico taking picture)
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Team Azuñia & Rick Johnson Race Team - 70s Jalopy, '57' Chevy - Rippin Rooster & 

'71' Nova - Snortin Nortins, all getting staged at Ensenada for start of Race - Mother's Day 

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   #619 - 1971 Nova - Snortin' Nortins - lasted 400 miles into Day 1 of 1300 + mile race
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      Day 1 preparation with Videographer Bobby Guitterez & Driver Jim Riley - Ensenada!
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                   Bad Ass Galaxy 500 - in same class Vintage Production Sedan
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Late night repairs on Trophylite Truck after 539 miles 1st day racing - Baja de Los Angeles, Mexico!               Least favorite place to spend the noche of the Baja!  

            Ensenada, Loreto, Paz & San Jose Del Cabo are Bueno!

Hollywood Dowland, Leo Gladden, Mike Malloy & Justin Pulliman working with wrenches!


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    Amigos Dana Dague & Nathan Ford trying to get Rippin Rooster 
                    ready for Day 2 of the NORRA Mexican 1000!


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Retired Fire Chief and Road Warrior Mike Malloy fueling the Rippin Rooster
        in Bahia de Los Angeles for Day 2 of the NORRA Mexican 1000!
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Navigator Mike Lawrence after Day 1 in Rippin Roosterat Bahia de Los Angeles, Baja Norte!
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 That is one ugly Author, Writer, Blogger, Tequila Drinker & Crew Member Rico Austin
waking up in back seat of pickup, his bed for the night after Day 1,
this is what the NORRA Mexican 1000 does to a Hombre after 500 + miles
in the Baja Desert, I was one of the lucky ones as 2 of the guys - Hoss Milson 
& Steve Ware spent the night in the Baja - 80 miles from civilization and 50 miles
from Baja Highway 1 guarding the broken down 1971 Nova - Snortin Nortins &
believe you me that desert gets cold at night especially where they were near the
Pacific Ocean;  Team Azunia only allotted 5 rooms for 25 crew members
which included 22 men and 3 women; but who's counting?
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Off Baja #1  near Pacific Ocean - Day 2 from Bahia de Los Angeles, Baja Norte near the Sea of Cortez all the way across Baja to Pacific Ocean and back again to Loreto along the Sea of Cortez in Baja Sur!
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Hollywood Dowland on top of the world in his race suit after navigating in the Trophylite on Day 2;   Driver Jim Riley in background before he put on his driver's suit to finish Day 2 to Loreto in the '57' Chevy - Rippin' Rooster and crew member Chris Taylor checking out his arm after being mosquito bitten on the Baja in Bay of Los Angeles!   ;-(
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Mexican Fans of the Rippin' Rooster pose while navigator Justin Pulliman gets ready to       jump in with  Driver & Tequila CEO Jim Riley of Azunia Tequila!
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                                      AZUNIA TEQUILA  -

Proud Sponsor of NORRA Mexican 1000 & other fine races - La Mision in Loreto, Mexico


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 End of Day 2 at Loreto, Baja Sur with Walter Messer (green shirt) age 76 on his way to completing his first NORRA Mexican 1000 with Chase Crew Members Chris Malloy, Hollywood Dowland & Mike Malloy

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Crew Members Leo Gladden, Hoss Milson & Josh Schartel sleep on flat bed trailer after end of Day 2 in Loreto, Baja Sur!   These guys were suppose to join me in Room 211 at La Mision where the party was being held, but Leo drinkin' Tequila, couldn't remember the room number so out came the sleeping bags!

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Room 211 at La Mision in Loreto, Baja Sur, Mexico;   Notice the sign on the bed - You'll see what it reads in the next picture;     My mattress on the floor is far left side against the wall, dream bed after previous night sleeping  in the Gray Pickup Chase Truck!

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 "Hoss,  This is Your BED!"   Rico wanted to make sure Hoss got to have the bed in Room 211 since he had spent the previous night in the Baja desert alone with Amigo Steve;   He deserved a nice soft bed, but no!!!
He had to sleep on flat bed trailer because Leo forgot the Room Number - Mas Tequila!

  Rico proved his team spirit to the crew that night & was officially accepted!



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Team Azunia Tequila & Rick Johnson Race Team vehicles all lined up along the road in Loreto, Baja Sur behind La Mision Hotel;  The Red Truck with Hauler, the Jalopy, the '57' Chevy, the Gray Pickup Chase Truck and a Writer's Shadow all on the Cobblestone Road beginning of Day 3 - Loreto to La Paz!

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Day 3 - Loreto to La Paz, Writer Rico Austin filling the Rippin' Rooster while Retired Fire Chief Mike Malloy has fire extinguisher handy in case fire breaks out!  

                    Safety Numero Uno Priority!



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YEAH,  now that's what I'm talkin' about - NORRA Mexican 1000 Party with Azunia Tequila!

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Mexican School Boys on break getting Team Stickers and posing in front of Jalopy
        with Rick Johnson behind the wheel on Day 3 - Loreto to La Paz!

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Driver / Racer Rick Johnson at NORRA 1000 finish line awaiting his shot of Azunia Tequila & maybe congratulatory Kiss from who else - of course, his lovely wife Brenda Johnson!

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Jim Riley & Steve Ware riding to the finish line with a 1st PLACE WIN in the class of Vintage Production Sedan!
Congratulations to all TEAM Members:  Jim Riley, Rick Johnson, Brenda Johnson, Mark Taylor, Chris Taylor, Steve Ware, Chris Ware, Bobby Guiterrez, Chris Malloy, Mike Malloy, Hollywood Dowland, Hoss Milson, Leo Gladden, Justin Pulliman, Rick Dorn, Nathan Ford, Dana Dague, Damen Jeffries, Mel Jeffries, Mike Lawrence, Paco Sheriff, Josh Schartel & Rico Austin!


Congratulations to Todd, Shirley & Kyle Jergensen for their great finish & thanks for use of the trailer!
Congratulations to Trophylite Drivers & Navigators - Chris Fantl, Justin Havens & Ben "Race" Philips!
Congratulations to TEAM Messer - Walter, Gary & Troy Messer (3 generations) & Doc Chantler & Mike Padilla!

         GREAT RACE & THANK YOU ALL for letting me be a part of NORRA 2014 - Rico Austin



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Team Messer with a 2nd place finish in their class with a 5 man team including drivers and pit support.  Mike Padilla (not pictured - taking picture) built a solid t1970 F-100 Ford Truck with zero mechanical issues; 
Pictured left to right: Gary Messer, Troy Messer, Rico Austin, Walter Messer and Mooney (Doc) Chantler.  3 generations of Messers w/ Grandpa Walter driving across the finish line & downing his shot of Azunia Tequila
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Writer Rico Austin giving a finisher their shots of Azunia Tequila as they cross
     the finish line in San Jose del Cabo at end of NORRA Mexican 1000!

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At end of NORRA Mexican 1000 - Brenda Johnson standing on left in white T-Shirt
set up the Azunia Tequila welcoming bar at end of each leg each night;
Navigator Chris Ware in black FOX T-Shirt;  Steve Ware in black hat & white T-shirt;
Driver Jim Riley in black hat, black T-Shirt & sunglasses standing, finishes in '57' Bel Air;
Driver Rick Johnson seated in black T-Shirt with sunglasses on head, finishes in Jalopy!


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Motley Crew of Team Azunia & Rick Johnson Race Team - Rico A., Hollywood D., Chris T., Justin P., Hoss M. kneeling, Leo G., Josh S., Mike M., far right - driver of Trophylite;

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Victory Row Celebration - Hollywood Dowland, Brenda Johnson, Rico Austin, Hoss Mlson, 
 Josh Schartel,  Mike Malloy, driver of Trophylite,  Driver Rick Johnson,  Driver Jim Riley
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Rhonda Collins & Connie Austin at NORRA Mexican 1000 Fiesta in San Jose del Cabo!
                           It was a "Full Moon" Noche - May 14th, 2014

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Victory Celebration for Rick Johnson Race Team & Team Azunia at Rick & Brenda Johnson's AGAVE Hotel & Cantina in Los Barriles, Mexico!
                  Look at all those beer cans - all in a day's work on May 15th!

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Pool party & victory celebration at Los Barriles, Rico holding the NORRA Mexican 1000 Trophy with Justin, compliments of the '57' Bel Air with Jim Riley and Steve Ware riding the Rippin Rooster into San Jose del Cabo for a 1st place finish in the Vintage Production Sedan class - What a Team!


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       Mike, Rico & Chris on Los Barriles Beach with Sea of Cortez in background!

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             Rico Austin with Azunia Tequila & Jim Riley with Baja Trophy!
               Both with a Baja Smile that lasted for more than 1300 miles!


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          Mechanic Extrordinare - Mr. Leo Gladden sporting the Azunia Team Hat!


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           The Boys just Chilaxing at AGAVE Hotel & Cantina in Los Barriles, Mexico!


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     Rick Johnson is already planning team's strategy for NORRA Mexican 1000 in 2015!

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    Famed Road Warriors & Chasers, Mike & Chris Malloy taking in the Win!

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The DJs rocked the house with Toby Keith, Kenny Chesney, Sammy Hagar, The Eagles, Jimmy Buffet,  Zac Brown, Van Halen,  George Strait,  Alan Jackson,  Meatloaf, Journey,
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   A little Father & Son time with Mark Taylor & Chris Taylor while Mel Jeffries, the thinker!


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  Connie & Rico Austin enjoying AGAVE Hotel & Cantina in Los Barriles on Sea of Cortez!


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This Familia made the best hot dogs & hamburgers, notice the racing decals on cart!
 Rick Johnson still strategizing in background for next year 2015 NORRA Mexican 1000!


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Rico paying his last respects to '57' Chevy - Rippin' Rooster with a bottle of Azunia Tequila!


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There was another IDAHO Amigo on the crew taking it easy in Cabo!
Nathan F. reading the numero uno libro in Mexico - MY BAD TEQUILA!
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Nathan Ford, Robyn & Dana Dague relaxing with Margaritas in Cabo after grueling race

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      Rico & Connie's last night in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico at Pueblo Bonito Rose

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       The BAJA Rock at Land's End in Cabo San Lucas!

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             The Arch aka El Arco at Cabo San Lucas, Baja Sur, Mexico!
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   I can't go any further, the entire length of the Baja from Tijuana to Cabo San Lucas


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     Hey, I guess I could go a little further South, traveled the entire length of the BAJA!


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Seriously, did YOU really think I was going to drive back to Tijuana or San Diego?   
          My kind of Airport, Cabo has a Tequila Tasting Bar!   YES, I will return!

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          Rory & Tiger discussing marriage, hot chicks and club wielding wives!   
     Rory takes Tiger's advice and breaks off engagement to Caroline Wozniacki; 
     "It's not her, it's me.  The problem is mine," confesses a smiling Rory McIlroy!

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        It's Joe Albertsons' Supermarket, but the stadium is Joe's as well!  

  Joe Albertson has everything, even a park in Boise named after his late wife, Kathyrn!

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Looks like a Football Stadium, wait just a dog gone minute, is this a Supermarket?
Wonder if there are any Cheerleaders wandering around in the produce department?


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      This is Boise State University Football Stadium in 1985 - last year of green turf;
             Writer, Blogger Uncle Rico Austin #29, bottom far right, next to last;


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 Writer Rico Austin in training at BSU as a football team member in  1985; 

29 years later he would be a team member for Azunia, racing down the Baja  

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                       LUCKY, the most famous dog in Sonora, Mexico!
                     Thanks to All that helped Jim find his Amigo Perro!
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March Madness, How I Met Your Mother, NOAH, Don Laughlin, NORRA Baja 1000, GA, Mickey Rooney, Peaches Geldof

4/30/2014

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Hey Amigos, glad March and its Madness is over as it came in like a lion and went out like a little pussy wildcat, uh excuse me, I stand corrected, out like a pack of Huskies.  Kentucky couldn’t get it done in the NCCA Basketball Tourney and left the court to the University of Connecticut.  Let the April Showers bring in the Cinco de Mayo flowers and holiday!

     Disappointed!!! Only Hollywood can turn a Great Bible Story - "NOAH" into a madman, almost baby killer with transporter size like talking boulders with another insane Killer that is able to stow away on board the Ark. My advice don't waste YOUR Time or Money.  Actor Russell Crowe should be embarrassed beyond belief for portraying such a wicked and lunatic Noah character.  Hollyweird sure showed its horrible colors in the making of this film. I saw several people walk out during the movie, I kept thinking or wishing it would get better.  Silly ME!!!  2 Thumbs down and 2 Middle Fingers to Hollywood!!   No Bueno pelicula!

     Let me tell You about my best friend, well not my absolute best friend, but a Compadre that I admire and of whose business and marketing sense is second to none.  Don Laughlin is who I speak of, the rogue businessman, gambler with roots from Minnesota that told Las Vegas to kiss his ass and he built his own Casino Resort Getaway on the banks of the beautiful and scenic Colorado River across the bridge from Bullhead City, Arizona.  http://www.riversideresort.com/  Don Laughlin's Riverside Resort Hotel and Casino was founded and established in 1966 as Laughlin, Nevada’s first hotel and casino. Yes, I’ve known Don now for about 21 Black Jack Years, the last 7 of which I have not gambled, thanks to a great organization called GA (Gamblers Anonymous).  If You’ve ever lost time from work or school due to gambling, There is HOPE!  http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/  On April 6th, 2007 in the early morning hours I placed my last bet in Caesars Palace, which was my gambling establishment of choice, even before Hang Over the movie was made and I’ve partied with Zach Galifiankis in Vegas Baby!  Thanks to the help of GA and My Dear LORD, I no longer have the urge to purchase a lottery ticket, enter a raffle or place any sort of bet – I’m not bragging, just letting You know that if You believe You might have a problem, there is help out there.  Any Addiction is Bad, when it interferes with Your Family, Work, School or consumes your time, thinking and most of your hard earned dinero.  No One is of Perfection and sometimes we need Love, Understanding and Help.  Don’t be afraid to seek it if You need it. 

     Getting back to Laughlin and my buddy Don, I told him this last time I visited his town that I had 4 heroes of which he was one.  The others were / are Conrad Hilton, Clint Eastwood and my mother’s favorite actor – Mr. John Wayne.  I respect Laughlin and Hilton for their business sense and overcoming all odds of starting small and growing tall.  Clint Eastwood because he is not afraid to go against the grain of Hollywood and tells it like it is – believes in Patriotism and Freedom and tells the world what he thinks of Obama and his lousy leadership despite what most others in Tinsel Town say.  Clint didn’t like Obama before it was cool to dislike Obama as his backers continue to diminish.  John Wayne, I like because of his acting and because my mother adored him.  True Grit!!!  Well, I never got my picture taken with the other three, but I did get a photo with Don on my last trip to his Riverside Resort, “Where the Customer is King” with 26 different reasons why You or I should choose his establishment over any of the others that line the river banks, proudly displayed on his bar napkins.  After hangin’ with Mr. Laughlin for an hour or so, I made my way to Losers Lounge to see the band Groove Inc. with lead singer Brian from Queens, NY and the band members from Kansas City, MO.

     Bike Week in Cave Creek and Scottsdale, AZ lasted from March 28th until April 6th, 2014.  That is one long week of 10 days which is actually 1/3 of a month Bike Days.  I had a book signing on both Friday evening and all day Saturday of April 4th & 5th at Hogs N’ Horses http://cavecreeklive.com/hogs-n-horses-cave-creek , owned by Amigo TC Thorstenson, the Buffalo Trainer and Rider and also walked across the street at my other Amigo’s bar, the Hideaway Grill  http://www.hideaway-usa.com/  owned by biker Mark Bradshaw to visit with friends and have a cocktail of margarita laced with Azunia Tequila.  http://www.azuniatequila.com/


     Lame is how I would describe the last episode of “How I Met Your Mother.”  Barney Stinson aka Doogie Howser aka Neil Patrick Harris is a dumbass actor whose character should have been killed off at least 2 years ago to save the show of his weak and pointless pick-up lines.   His character was pathetic as was the entire last episode.  You would think with a gang of Hollywood writers they could have, would have, should have come up with a much better ending to a show that has nine years of belly fat hanging over its belt.  Glad, ecstatic that M.D. (mad dog) Doogie or Doggie will have to move on and will no longer inhabit my television set.  Adios to YOU and those kids’ mother.

     RIP Mickey Rooney passed away on April 6th at 93 years of age.  Thank YOU for being one of Hollywood's brightest stars in the 1930s and 1940s.   

         RIP Peaches Geldof age 25, the daughter of Bob Geldof and the late Paula Yates was pronounced dead in Wrotham, England.  The death is being treated as unexplained and sudden according to police.  Peaches mother died of an overdose when Peaches was only 11 years young.  Ironically her last tweet was an Instagram of herself and her mother Paula Yates.  “Me and my mum,” tweeted Peaches on April 6th, 2014.  When I read this story it reminded me of a love I lost long ago when I was 18 years naive, to a girl named Peaches who lived along the banks of the Snake River in a small town called Glenns Ferry, Idaho.  I remember driving my 1976 Rally Sport Camaro 102 miles each way from my home in Marsing, Idaho also situated along the Snake River to see my beautiful Peaches who now lives somewhere in Southern California with a family of her own.

     Stay tuned next month as I travel on an adventure of a Writing and Riding Riot with the Drivers of the NORRA Baja 1000 coming soon to a Baja Peninsula near you with Drivers and Vintage Cars being fueled with Mexico’s finest Azunia Tequila.    https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-general-tire-norra-mexican-1000-conquistadors-de-baja-1971 

     Check out the fellow Author Annette Snyder's "Fifty Authors from Fifty States" Blog of which I was honored to be chosen to write of my birth state, Idaho!  http://annettesnyder.blogspot.com/2014/03/rico-austins-private-idaho.html

     Special Congratulations to the Fort Gibson High School Girl's Basketball Team who has won the last 2 State Championships in the Great State of Oklahoma and 3 Championships in the last 4 years.  Go and like their Facebook page and tell em' Rico Austin a fan from Arizona sent ya!  https://www.facebook.com/fortgibsonladytigersbasketball

Saludos y Vayan con Dios,  

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Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous, Fun Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA

"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM


www.mybadtequila.com

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        Mr. Don Laughlin with Author Rico Austin in Winners Lounge
                          Laughlin, Nevada  3/25/2014
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       Writer, Author Rico Austin with Actor Zach Galifianakis in Vegas;

                         The Wolfpack is Three including Baby Carlos!



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                My Bad Tequila mixed with Loathing in Las Vegas

                Hunter S. Thompson & Rico Austin - best sellers!
         Good Neighbor Don was an Amigo with Hunter S. Thompson!

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Philip Seymour Hoffman, 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics, Somewhere Over the Rainbow, Matthew McConaughey, Shirley Temple, Historic Prescott AZ

3/29/2014

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Que pasa Amigas & Amigos?

The short month of February has blown by with many winter storms in the big cities and small towns.  I believe that everyone officially wants spring to arrive as it has in my part of the world – beautiful Arizona with the brittle brush sprouting its yellow flowers into the desert wild.

Lots of Hollywood to discuss from deadly overdoses to Oscar winners to gentle, old age related deaths to …….

Let us start by mentioning RIP Philip Seymour Hoffman who at the age of 46 returned to his demon, his master of darkness - Heroin was awaiting return to Philip’s successful life.  The sinister, Evil Heroin wanted to replace the goodness of Success and Family.  Heroin is not content being in the distant past, forgotten about, put in a corner of bad choices from a yesterday that no longer controls.  Yes, Heroin was constantly trying to remind the actor Hoffman of what he had been missing for 23, long years.  It is true that Philip Seymour Hoffman entered rehab this last May 2013 after staying clean for over two decades, but Heroin will not let its previous indulgers rest as he must persist to agonize and pursue relentless on its former users.  This incredibly, talented actor that won an Academy Award for his portrayal of the writer Truman Capote in the 2005 film, Capote. Philip who starred in other films such as The Hunger Games, Pirate Radio, Twister and The Ides of March was another victim of drug abuse led by the infamous, torturous Heroin and his bludgeoning sidekicks, Cocaine, Benzodiazepines and Amphetamines, each of them portraying themselves as fun drugs, a cool way to get high and away from reality.  The only true reality that was removed for Mr. Hoffman was Philip’s life and his lifetime partnership with Mimi O’Donnell, a costume designer and his future with their three children, Cooper, Tallulah and Willa.   On Groundhog’s day, February 2nd, 2014 – a day that Philip Seymour Hoffman’s family and friends would love to have back with a new beginning, not the same horrible, traumatic ending which will be relived over and over in their minds with never the chance for another rebirth of a great, new, sunshine filled day as was possible in Bill Murray’s portrayal of a weather man on February 2nd, in the film Groundhog Day.

Groundhog Day is a 1993 American philosophical comedy film directed by RIP Harold Ramis who too passed away this February, 2014.  Starring alongside Bill Murray was Andie MacDowell and Chris Elliott.  It was written by Ramis and Danny Rubin, based on a story by Rubin. Murray plays Phil Connors, an egocentric and arrogant Pittsburgh TV weatherman who, during a hated assignment covering the annual Groundhog Day event in Punxsutawney, finds himself in a time loop, repeating the same day again and again. After indulging in hedonism and numerous suicide attempts, he begins to re-examine his life and priorities.  In 2006, the film was added to the United States National Film Registry as being deemed "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant". 

The comedian actor Mr. Bill Murray honored his late friend and collaborator Mr. Harold Ramis who passed away on February 24th, 2014 with an amusing tribute during the Oscars as he and actress Amy Adams were presenting the best cinematography award.  After all nominees were announced, Bill added an additional nominee as he playfully stated, “We forgot one.  Harold Ramis for Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, and Groundhog Day.”  Occasionally we see honor in Hollywood.  I’ve always admired Bill and Harold, two true friends that made amends in the end as Bill went and visited Harold before his death and made the following statement about his late Amigo after his death, saying that Ramis had “earned his keep on this planet.” 

If You’d like to see Bill’s tribute at the Oscars for his lifetime friend Harold then click away at the site that follows:  http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/oscars/bill-murray-honors-harold-ramis-oscars-article-1.1708579

*Special Note – Philip Seymour Hoffman was our first choice to portray the older Rico Austin in Double Shot, the movie based on my, best selling epic novel, “My Bad Tequila.”

I was in Universal City, California staying at the Sheraton Hotel which is located on the back lot of Universal Studios Hollywood.  This particular Sheraton is known as “The Hotel of the Stars.” Shirley Temple was born on April 23, 1928, in Santa Monica, California.  Shirley Temple RIP was a leading child film actress during the Great Depression, starring in works like Bright Eyes and Captain January. When her rendition of the song "On a Good Ship Lollipop" became famous in the 1930s, she earned a special Academy Award. Temple took on some acting roles as an adult before entering politics, becoming a U.S. diplomat for the United Nations. She died on February 10, 2014, at age 85, in California.  President Franklin D. Roosevelt called Temple "Little Miss Miracle" for raising the public's morale during times of economic hardship during the Great Depression, even going so far as to say, "As long as our country has Shirley Temple, we will be all right."

One of the many highlights of this year’s OSCAR Awards was Bette Midler pouring her heart on stage while singing “Wind Beneath My Wings”.   Her 1988 hit song which was featured in the film "The Rose"  tugged at my heart strings while paying tribute to those who have died in show business over the past year.”

Another glorious and highly unexpected highlight was when Matthew McConaughey was chosen as Best Actor for his leading role in Dallas Buyer’s Club and the acceptance speech which he gave thanking GOD for his life and existence.  Matthew, I commend You for not being afraid to mention GOD in Hollywood and for making the world know of your gratitude and faith.   Mr. Matthew McConaughey, You rocked it Amigo by thanking GOD & giving him credit! Hollywood could use a Guy like You! Congratulations and I hope to meet You in person someday and Yes, please invite Clint Eastwood, Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence, she can trip and fall on me anytime.

Jared Leto returned to Hollywood film from his rock star persona in "Dallas Buyers Club" that won him an OSCAR for Best Supporting Actor as he transformed himself into HIV-positive character Rayon.  "This is for the 36 million people out there who have lost the battle to AIDS," Leto said as he accepted the Oscar.  "To those of you who have felt injustice because of who you love and who you are, I stand here with you and for you."

"Dallas Buyers Club" is based on the true story of homophobic drug addict Ron Woodroof, played by Matthew McConaughey, who smuggles much needed but unapproved medication into the United States to distribute to other AIDS patients. He forms an unlikely friendship and alliance with the sweet and tolerant Rayon.

Pink was the color and the performer who sang an emotional “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” as a tribute to the Wizard of OZ on its 75th year anniversary.  http://youtu.be/8Zr0ULEeblc  

My newest writing / book, a Biography “Son of the KING, an Elvis paradox unveiled” will soon be hitting the bookstores and Amazon.com.  In fact the debut book signing will be in downtown Prescott, Arizona on historic Whiskey Row.  Friday night, March 14th from 4 – 6:30 pm at the Bird Cage Saloon  http://www.birdcagesaloon.com/  and then again on Saturday afternoon, March 15th from 2 – 5:00 pm at The Palace Restaurant and Saloon http://www.historicpalace.com/ for a fantastic read, good food, tasty drinks and a great start to kick off St. Patrick’s Day weekend.

Russia pulled off an incredible and interesting Winter Olympics 2014 in Sochi; but, unfortunately the aggression displayed and shown to Ukraine has diminished much of the goodwill earned from the outside world.  President Vladimir Putin delivered a robust defense of Russia's actions in Crimea, stating he would use force in Ukraine only as a last resort, easing market fears of East-West tension over the former Soviet Republic could lead to war.  Why can’t we all just get along as we drink Tequila and Vodka?

This last weekend as I was at my good friend TC Thorstenson's bar & restaurant - Hogs N Horses, I overheard a young English bloke at about 4 years old ask TC, "Mister, are you a real cowboy" in his high pitched British accent.   I had to smile to myself as the youngster could not have found more of a cowboy in Arizona had he had a year to look.  TC is the world renowned Buffalo rider and trainer.

On Sunday morning, March 16th, my Guest Blog representing Idaho will be featured on fellow author Annette Snyder's blog:  http://annettesnyder.blogspot.com/ 


Remember there are pictures at the very bottom of the BLOG!   If you like this Blog and have not purchased one of my books, please do so, You will be greatly rewarded with entertainment and a knowledge that will have been gained.

Saludos y Vayan con Dios,  

Last, but not least, please “LIKE” my new pages on Facebook, "ELVIS - (In The Shadow Of)" & “Son of the KING, an Elvis paradox unveiled”

https://www.facebook.com/#!/InTheShadowOfElvisPerilsOfAGhostwriter?fref=ts


https://www.facebook.com/pages/Son-of-the-KING-an-ELVIS-paradox-unveiled/454127424682020?fref=ts

http://www.amazon.com/In-Shadows-Elvis-Perils-Ghostwriter/dp/1936745097/ref=sr_1_cc_2?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1367280599&sr=1-2-catcorr&keywords=in+the+shadow+of+elvis


Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous, Fun Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA

"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM


www.mybadtequila.com

blog.mybadtequila.com

http://site.mybadtequila.com/Guestbook.php



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Brittle Brush blooms in February - April in Arizona desert.  It is considered a weed, but when it blooms its yellow flowers, I love it to grow wild!   
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RIP  Philip Seymour Hoffman   -  Heroin is bad stuff,   Stay away, go for the Tequila!

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                                      RIP   Philip Seymour Hoffman!
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                                               RIP Shirley Temple "Little Miss Miracle"
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                                         RIP Shirley Temple Black - U.S. Diplomat 
                                            for the United Nations & a Movie Starlet

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                  Matthew McConaughey accepting his OSCAR for Best Actor
                            in "Dallas Buyers Club" & giving Thanks to GOD!


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PINK singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" at 2014 OSCARS for 75th Anniversary for "Wizard of OZ."   Pink absolutely stunning in her Ruby Dress & Ruby High Heel Shoes!

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The stunning, sensational Bette Midler performing at the
   2014 OSCARS, "Wind Beneath My Wings"

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 Amy Adams & Bill Murray at OSCARS 2014 in which Bill gives a warm tribute to Amigo Harold Ramis  RIP of Ghostbusters, Caddyshack, Stripes & Groundhog Day fame!

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              The first OSCARS that I can remember watching completely and

                        while completing my tax return for 2013!

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          Book Signing debut for "Son of the KING, an Elvis paradox unveiled" at Historic        Bird Cage Saloon in downtown Prescott, AZ on Whiskey Row

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Cowboy, Buffalo Rider & Trainer, Hogs N Horses owner TC Thorstenson talks about riding horses to this curious little English youngster that asked TC, "Hey Mister, are You a real Cowboy?

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 Children from England in the United Kingdom enjoying the tales and rope lessons from Cowboy TC Thorstenson

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   Book Signing debut for "Son of the KING, an Elvis paradox unveiled" at historic 
  "The Palace Restaurant and Saloon" in downtown Prescott, AZ on Whiskey Row!


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  Rico Austin's newest book, the biography of ELVIS & his legitimate, illegitimate son!
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GOD is Great, GOD is Goodness, GOD is Love

2/28/2014

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Hola Amigas & Amigos, as I was adding archived Blogs from November 2009, I came across this one and figured I should probably post this once again as it serves thanks and a lesson for humanity of living by the Golden Rule. I hope You do enjoy this, nearly 5 years later than when first posted.

Hello Amigos, Brothers & Sisters,
Today is about GOD, about his Greatness, his Goodness and his Love!  It is G day in the alphabet and the only thing I can think of to write about is GOD.  I am not a prophet, an evangelist nor a spiritual adviser.  I do however, know of God's Love for all his Children and I am thankful I am one of his many Children in this fantastic world that he created.  All the animals, plants, sea creatures, birds and the brainpower he has given us to build unbelievable structures and do incredible things with electronics that are in our airplanes, cars, trains, space shuttles and even our computers.

This Blog today is not about a certain religion or belief, it is not about Judaism, Christianity, Buddhism, Islam or Hinduism; it is about Brotherly Love for one another. It is about the Golden Rule - "Do unto others that you would have them do unto you" or more simply "Treat others as you want to be treated."  Not too difficult of a concept to comprehend; but, in today's face paced world, it is overlooked daily by most of us, Moi included.

Let us all take a moment to say a Prayer for Our Planet, Our World, Our Country, Our Friends, Our Family and Our Household.

On Easter Sunday 2007 it was estimated that 2 billion Catholic, Protestant and Eastern Orthodox Christians recited, sang or read the short prayer in hundreds of languages.  "Although many theological differences and various modes and manners of worship divide Christians, there is a sense of solidarity in knowing that Christians around the globe are praying together....., and these words always unite us" according to a Fuller Seminary professor.

Let us all recite the Lord's Prayer, it is perhaps the best-known prayer in Christianity and I being a Christian know this Prayer.

"Our Father, which art in Heaven
Hallowed be thy Name
Thy Kingdom come
Thy will be done, in earth as it is in heaven
Give us this day our daily bread
And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive them that trespass against us
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from evil
For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen"

While we're at it , let's not forget to thank our Lord GOD for all that he has blessed us with and to say a special prayer for those who can not walk, for those who can not see, for those who are afflicted with disease or afflicted with sorrow, for those who are without parents or relatives.  Say a special Prayer for our Soldiers and International Red Cross as they put themselves in harm's way to help defeat World Terrorism and provide us with the Freedom that GOD gave to us all.

Amen,


Rico Austin
Author & CEO - MY BAD TEQUILA


"Have a Double Shot of Reality"

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Pismo Beach, Tommy's Restaurant & Tequila with Julio Bermejo, Streets of San Francisco, Final BCS Championship, AutoReturn & SFMTA = bad news for San Francisco visitors!

1/31/2014

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January 2014 Blog

Happy New Year (Feliz Ano Prospero Nuevo) Amigas & Amigos;

Are you all as excited for 2014 as am I?   2013 kicked most of our asses and now to get back on that damn burro and ride it into the glorious New Year’s sunset.

Pismo Beach was the first stop of my book signing tour on Monday evening, Jan. 6th which was the same night as the National Championship for College Football between Florida State and Auburn.  Well, as I was driving from Scottsdale making my way up to Pismo Beach, my most direct route took me onto 210 West, you guessed it at about 1:30 - 2:00 pm right past the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California.   At first I wondering what in the heck is going on with all this traffic, I left specially early at 6:00 am to avoid the LA bumper to bumper ride down memory lane.  Why do I call it “memory lane?”  Because when you’re stuck in traffic for minutes and hours upon the asphalt blacktop, there is a lot of time on your hands to recollect about the past, to think about all those good times, bad times and lost times with relatives and friends.  Should spend some time rehearsing for the future as well and thinking ahead; but, realistically we are thinking about something that has already occurred in our life, in our day at work or at play.

I’m cruising along at a comfortable 70 mph in a 65 mph speed zone when red tail lights coming from all 5 lanes including HOV lane are staring back at me and alerting me that something is amiss, awaking me from my bliss with my cruise control fully in progress and lit.   At first I’m thinking how bad of an accident lies ahead?  Will there be bodies strewn (wrecklessly) across the sewn together tar?  How far ahead is this disaster and will I make it to Pismo Beach in time for my book signing and to watch the football game in The Boardroom?   That is when I saw the limo with a giant, striped orange and white tail flowing like Tequila from the exterior rear of the black, extra long and luxurious van and the Auburn Tiger stickers pasted to the sides of the vehicle, and at this moment is when a light bulb went off in my head and I said aloud, “Oh my goodness, I forgot the National Championship was being played this year at the Rose Bowl.”  I then settled down and enjoyed the crawl, rolled down my tinted windows and started giving thumbs up to the Florida State fans and middle fingers up to the Auburn fans.  I don’t dislike Auburn, just tired of SEC fans constantly chattering, chanting, tweeting and twerping that no other conference in College Football can compete with the South East Conference.  Oh, is that so – Alabama, who lost to Oklahoma by a two touchdown margin being favored by 14.  The Sooners kicked some Crimson Tide butt in a complete football game of one hour by a score of 35 – 21, same score and margin as the Oklahoma Boomer Sooners trounced and gave a good ol’ fashioned ass-whoopin’ to Notre Dame.  Yes, the University of Oklahoma handed both teams that played in the 2013 Championship game a 35 – 21 spanking.

Okay, now that the world is back in sequence and I’ve pissed off my SEC fans, time to move on.  This year’s BCS Championship game was fun to watch as the SEC fell to an “inferior conference.”  I think not!    Speaking of which the Oregon Ducks of the PAC 12, that bunch looked like lame ducks in their bowl game – embarrassing is the word I think that I’ve heard most Eugene and surrounding residents use.  I would also like to add it was a total “Quack Up.”

I arrived exactly three minutes before game kickoff and had even checked into the Hilton Garden Inn before driving down to the boardwalk area, then carting in my books into The Boardroom Pub for some serious beer drinking and wing eating and book signing while watching football with in between signatures, gulps and bites. This is the last and final BCS (Bowl Championship Series) game.   Oh, how I love the feel of those three consonants as they roll off my tongue – Final BCS game!   Special thanks to viewers and fans, Steve aka Tim Tebow's older brother, Johnny, Joyce, Tony the cook and Bob the Bartender for an incredible, delightful evening.

Next stop Santa Cruz with its gigantic, sprawling roller coaster and some of the gnarliest Christmas lights at a house in town that would make any Elf  blush with or without green and red leotards.  I went through a little community known as Watsonville, known for their tasty and delicious strawberries just a few miles south of Santa Cruz.

The City by the Bay always brings a smile to my face and a glow to my heart – the most beautiful city in the United States.  I usually have only positive things to write and say about San Francisco, however, a parking incident and an unjustified tow will have their day on paper.  First, we’ll discuss the good stuff. 

My favorite Mexican food joint in all of Northern California is Tommy’s Mexican Restaurant with owner and bartender Julio Bermejo behind the spirits that flow continuously.  This mecca for Tequila drinkers and Food lovers was established by Julio’s father and mother, Mr. and Mrs. Tommy Bermejo in the year 1965 of Our LORD.

I was scheduled for 2 book signings on Wednesday and Thursday nights and I’ve also been working on obtaining my Master (MBA) in Tequila for nearly four, long years which can be taken only at Tommy’s Mexican Restaurant by Tequila instructor and aficionado Julio Bermejo who is also the Ambassador from the U.S. to Mexico for Tequila.  It was on Wednesday night, January 8th which is Elvis Presley’s birthday. Elvis was born in 1935 and if he had not left the building at such an early age, he would have been 79 years young that last Wednesday evening.  I had completed my 35th tequila sampling from the nation’s best selection of premium 100% Agave Tequila.  My 35th Tequila sampling was an Extra Anejo Tequila – Herradura Seleccion Suprema – Unbelievable!   I am now studying and drinking for my Ph.D., Dr. Rico Austin – Tequila Ph.D. has a Margarita ring to it and sounds a bit exotic.   I do like the sound of that – “paging Dr. Rico, paging Dr. Rico, can you please come to the bar, Dr. Rico, we need you to give a Tequila shot to a beautiful Senorita, she needs your attention right away.  Paging Dr. Rico!”

Are you ready for the, what is ironic about this story?   Remember, my first novel was “My Bad Tequila” and my second book, an autobiography, “In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter.”   Becoming a “Tequila Master” on Elvis Presley’s birthday – was it “Another coincidence or the subconscious mind at work?”

I now have my Blue Agave Ph.D card readily available for show and tell.  This Blue Agave Club is now 8,000 members strong across the globe with nearly 800 members having successfully passed the course thus becoming a “TEQUILA MASTER.”  There are nearly 200 members worldwide that have achieved their “TEQUILA Ph.D.”   One of the few, the proud, the Tequila Master.

While touring the streets of San Franciso, I found the warmest spot in San Francisco when the sun is shining on Nob Hill.  Where else, but on Phoenix Street? - it is less than 1/2 block long and is surrounded by houses on all 3 sides, so gets almost no wind. Pretty wild and I discovered this on my own - don't need no stinkin' tour guide!

Also, Where would you expect to find an old Chinese woman hanging her "Granny Panties" in the window to dry?  China Town?  Red Light District?  Nope, it was Nob Hill, near intersection of Phoenix and Pacific! If you look closely at top window, you can see her hanging her undies in the open!  Pictures at the end of the Blog.

Loved a comment from one of my fans at Tommy's book signing! Rico, you are different than most writers / authors in that You don't just observe, You partake in living life, as did Hemingway! WoW, what a compliment!

And now for the finale of the first Blog of 2014!  Drum roll please; 
San Francisco seems to be as corrupt a city as Chicago! My car was illegally impounded and a parking violation added to it. When I went to my car, there was another vehicle in the parking spot and my car had been towed. $452.00 to get it out, once I found where it was located and on the windshield was the violation ticket for another $100.00   The recording at AutoReturn says that if the car is not picked up within a couple of hours an additional $60.00 will be added each few hours until the car is retrieved. Talking with a couple of local residents and a taxi cab driver (that took me to my car – another $40.00), they explained that the city concentrates on vehicles with out-of-state license plates and rental cars.  There is a tow hearing that you can request, but, guess what?  nothing available for a week and I like most tourists and visitors have to leave.  Very disappointed in another branch of government, this time the SF city and SFMTA (San Francisco Municipal Transportation Association).  Seems as if every level of government from local to federal and national has corrupt officials and employees.  Shame on the City by the Bay.  Side note:  several cars in the impound area with out of state plates and dust – owners did not have the financial means to retrieve their vehicles while fees and costs are compounded daily.  Rita is not a lovely Meter Maid in San Franciso!   Here is a breakdown of the costs that equal $592.00:

 SF Admin Fee – Excluding Tickets   -   $254.00

Tow Passenger Vehicle    -    $218.00

Parking Violation   -    $100.00

Cab Fare    -   $40.00

Freedom of Speech, able to Blog and post on Facebook & Twitter   -    Priceless

Remember there are pictures at the very bottom of the BLOG!   If you like this Blog and have not purchased one of my books, please do so, You will be greatly rewarded with entertainment and a knowledge that will have been gained.

Saludos y Vayan con Dios,  

Last, but not least, please “LIKE” my new page on Facebook, "ELVIS - (In The Shadow Of)"

https://www.facebook.com/#!/InTheShadowOfElvisPerilsOfAGhostwriter?fref=ts

http://www.amazon.com/In-Shadows-Elvis-Perils-Ghostwriter/dp/1936745097/ref=sr_1_cc_2?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1367280599&sr=1-2-catcorr&keywords=in+the+shadow+of+elvis


Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous, Fun Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA

"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM


www.mybadtequila.com

blog.mybadtequila.com


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       Downtown Pismo Beach, near San Luis Obispo

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The Boardroom Pub near the Boardwalk in Pismo Beach, CA




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The Boardroom Annual Meeting - for the Final BCS Championship Game
  with "My Bad Tequila" & "In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of Ghostwriter" book signing with members - Joyce, Johnny, Rico, Steve aka Tim Tebow's                 older brother and cook Tony, picture taken by bartender Bob!




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   Beautiful Pismo Beach & the Boardwalk, January 6th, 2014 - Rico was here


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     Book signing at Tommy's Mexican Restaurant a San Francisco Treat                              home of fine food & 100% Agave from the choicest Tequilas


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Tequila Master & Writer Rico Austin receiving his diploma from TEQUILA Aficionado & Tequila US Ambassador to Mexico - Julio Bermejo on January 8th, 2014 - the birthday of ELVIS PRESLEY the King!

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               Phoenix Street in San Francisco - 
             right off Pacific, the warmest place in SF, on Nob Hill,
                         notice the Bay Bridge in the far background!

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Another shot of Phoenix St. on Pacific facing the Bay Bridge

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The beginning and end of Phoenix Street, the warmest spot in SF, when the sun is shining almost completely shuts out the wind!     

     An Uncle Rico discovery - no tour guides were used nor harmed!

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Chinese lady hanging her Granny Panties and unmentionables in the  window to naturally dry in the streaming sunlight of the window glare!
           Uncle Rico is not a peeping tom, just happened to walk by on Pacific!!!


        "In order to write about life, first you must live it." Papa Hemingway RIP!

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   San Carlos, Mexico Amigos Abby Cady & Rico Austin disguised and coming soon to a town near you!   
Unarmed & slightly dangerous when Tequila is added!


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San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico Abby Cady, first case of Swine Flu 2014
     & Writer / Author Rico Austin, first bottle of Tequila consumed 2014
                          It's going to be a Fun, Memorable Year!!!  - Rico

             "Stay Thirsty My Friend" - most interesting man in the world

                               "Mas Tequila"   - Sammy Hagar

"You'll see the true reflection of me when the Tequila bottle is empty" - Rico
 
               "Buenos Noches"  - Mexican Amigas saying goodnight


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Minimum Wage Hike, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy New Year, Feliz Navidad

12/20/2013

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Feliz Navidad to my Amigas & Amigos;  

May YOU All have a Great Holiday Season whether Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah or Festivus for the Rest of US is how You celebrate.  I do hope that 2014 is a Fantastic Year for my Family, my Friends and my Loyal Readers for both Health, Happiness and Prosperity.

This is my first ever having a Guest Blogger.  My Amigo from the Boise, Idaho area, Mr. Steve Elliott posted his stance and reasoning behind his not wanting the Minimum Wage hiked up to $15.00 or even close to that amount as it will have severe implications for all of us.  So please pay close attention and if You or You know someone that works for minimum wage share this information so that he or she might realize that raising a wage so drastic, quick and high will hurt all of us in many forms of higher prices and phenomenal inflation - two things that America does not need during its recovery. 

I believe Steve's comments below to be spot on.  Please enjoy and take this warning to heart.  And, Yes he is also a Boise State University Bronco Fan and Season Ticket Holder.  Maybe that is why are views are so closely linked and we both grew up along the Snake River - 15 miles apart, one in Marsing and the other in Wilder and we never knew each other until 30 years later through business and sharing the same American ideals of Freedom and the Pursuit of Happiness of enjoying life, family and friends.  We both know that Freedom doesn't come free and would like to thank all those that have served and are serving in the Armed Forces.

"Just watched a news report about raising the minimum wage to around $15.00 hr. While I wholeheartedly embrace the concept of making more money to better our lives, I am totally against this drastic of an increase.


 Here's why.
The majority of businesses affected by this will be fast food places, restaurants, and basically every retail store and service based company in the country. All of these entities will be forced to raise their prices. And wages across the board, not just the minimum. There isn't an option here folks. Trust me on that. So while most folks will get higher wages, they will instantly pay much higher prices everywhere they go. I predict that it will backlash and hurt the economy, not help it. Prices will balloon. Who benefits? Government. Think about it. Sales tax will increase, income tax will increase. Food stamp costs will increase. Gas prices will increase. Again. Why? Because minimum wages just skyrocketed by 66%. So add that amount to: a Big Mac, a pair of shoes, a gallon of gas, a haircut, a loaf of bread.


 If you think it won't happen, think again. That's how businesses operate. It's called Capitalism.  Careful what you wish for..."

Please scroll down to see photographs and to pay tribute to American Hero - Patrick Tillman RIP of the US Army!


Saludos y Vayan con Dios,

Last, but not least, please “LIKE” my new page on Facebook, "ELVIS - (In The Shadow Of)"

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Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous, Fun Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA

"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM


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    Amigo, Fellow Idahoan & Patriot - Steve Elliott at Las Vegas Nascar Race

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Guest Blogger & Philosopher Steve Elliott with Rico Austin at Boise State Football Game

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         Lizard Butte and the Snake River - near where Guest Blogger Steve Elliott 
                       & Author / Writer Rico Austin grew up in Idaho

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                                                American Hero - Patrick Tillman RIP
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Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Hanukkah, Kings Kids Orphanage In San Carlos / Guaymas Sonora Mexico

11/28/2013

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Happy Thanksgiving; Happy Hanukkah; Kings Kids Orphanage in San Carlos
Happy Thanksgiving to ALL!

I want to write and to let you in on a great place in Mexico. It is the San Carlos / Guaymas, Sonora area along the Sea of Cortez.  I first discovered this place on a Spring Break trip from Boise State University in Idaho. There were 19 students, 3 chaperones and a bus driver on a March 1986 vacation. It is of this first trip down to Mexico that 70% of the epic, award winning, adventure & mystery novel “My Bad Tequila” is written.

Well almost 20 years later my wife Connie and I go back down and buy a vacation condo.  One holiday  we were down there and one of our neighbors that had a condo down there too asked us if we had anything to donate for the orphanage as Gerri and her husband Tony were driving over to the orphanage which is about 10 – 15 miles from our condo near the beautiful blue waters of the  Sea of Cortez. We had a little food, but that was about it because we knew nothing of this place for children without families.

On our next trip we brought down children’s clothes and young adult clothing as the age ranges are from newborn to senior in high school. We also brought some food and were able to meet the children, only the young ones that were not school age yet as we stopped in during late morning.  The children are adorable, loving and well mannered.  On that first trip the ladies caring for the children thought we were there to adopt and brought out all the newborn babies and toddlers for us to look over. As much as we would have wanted to take one home, that was not are reason for being there. All the caregivers spoke Spanish and I know conversational Spanish so we were able to communicate that we were only interested in donating clothes and food.

One of the most memorable stops was when we brought cereal and toys. One of the brands was Fruit Loops and as soon as one of the young toddlers saw the Fruit Loop box he became very excited, jumping up and down and smiling while clapping his hands. The ladies there had never seen Fruit Loops nor had any of the other children except this young boy who was about three years of age.  Somewhere in his past life before being in the orphanage he had either seen Fruit Loops advertised or had eaten them because that was brand recognition to the Nth degree. Of course we had to open the box right then and all the children loved the cereal without the need of milk. It was like candy to them.  So now each time we visit we try to take new fun cereals along with Fruit Loops.

Well now comes the sales pitch on a way you can help the orphanage and get a great Christmas or Hanukkah gift (a great read) for that special someone or treat yourself.

This year I will be donating 100% of my proceeds from eKindle book sales on Amazon.com from today (Thanksgiving Eve) & (Hanukkah Eve) until Christmas Eve for purchasing food, clothing & TOYS, lots of fun TOYS for the Kings Kids Orphanage! My books are “My Bad Tequila,”  “In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter” & “ARIZONA Is Where I Live.”  I have just finished on Thanksgiving night, “Son of the KING, an ELVIS Paradox Unveiled,” and am now in the editing stages with hopes of it being published in January 2014. Below is the website of the Orphanage if You would want to make a direct donation! May GOD Bless US All & Remind US of how fortunate WE are & to Count Our Blessings Each & Every Day! Happy Thanksgiving! Feel Free to Share, more sales = more TOYS! http://kingskidsorphanage.com/


Saludos y Vayan con Dios,

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"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM


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        Kings Kids Family in Guaymas, Sonora, Mexico

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Girls that adopted each other as Sisters in the Orphanage
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Halloween; Ricky D. = Holy Matrimony; San Carlos & Trop Rock; John Schoen & Spoof TV; We (US) don't need no stinkin' ObamaCare;

10/28/2013

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Amigas & Amigos, BLOG Time for the Halloween Month of October has arisen like the full moon on Friday the 18th of this month.  My Amigo Rick D., yes the Dancer Man that suggested and helped me move from the cold, icy mountains of Idaho to the clear, almost never freezing desert of Arizona of which when my days are no more, I shall be buried next to a cacti, six feet under, just as my Amigos of old Tombstone are covered with the dirt of which the scorpion crawls and the rattlesnake slithers.  Each night the lone coyote will howl atop my grave and the native Arizona Indian that has not taken up with the white man’s gambling and alcohol will decipher the story of my tremendous journey and life.

 
"It is not the length of life, but the depth."  Ralph Waldo Emerson


Yes, I wish happiness for all days and nights for my good Amigo Rick and his new bride, Tina of Italian and German descent.  Rick has waited 57 years, 11 months and 1 day to experience the wedded life – be it bliss or be it piss; only time will tell as it can be glorious heaven or it can be pure hell.  Word of advice, happy wife = happy life! 

Great trip to my favorite country in the world where most of the Mexicans live – yep, MEXICO is where I GO to Chillax and sip cervezas of frio and drink margaritas as fast as little Luis can blend “the frozen concoction that helps me hang on.” – Cheers to Jimmy Buffett and my other Trop Rock Amigos – Mark Mulligan playing at La Palapa, Eric Holland performing at Soggy Peso and Sam Rainwater strumming his ukulele for guests at Bahia Delfin – all of San Carlos fame.  This trip we took a couple of virgins from Boise, Idaho with us that had never traveled to Sonora, Mexico by way of car, train, bus or plane.   Rich & Rhonda were extremely surprised at the fun night life and the restaurants galore that made up the small fishing, tourist village of San Carlos.  Amigos Abby, Kim, Connie, Tony, Gerrie, Tom, Emma, Jeff, Jay and Mary.  Viva San Carlos!!!

Halloween Party at Don & Tina’s place in North Scottsdale was the place to be on Saturday night, October 26th with catered Italian lasagna and the works.  Plenty of TEQUILA as Rico was dressed as a rootin tootin Tequila Pancho Villa with shots galore being poured to all with a costume and especially those without.  Finally, enough Tequila and Cervezas were downed by a cowboy and this wasn’t a costume.  Cord was the Cowboy that took off his boots and shirt exposing some bad tattoo work and jumped into the swimming pool holding 68 degree water and floating ghosts.  Cord was one dripping mess with those Wrangler jeans still on and soaked.  Mayhem was a hit as a costume – with suit and black smudges on the face with a small bandage and a very similar resemblance to the actor that portrays the smartest raccoon, a streaker and a torn banner on a car – Mayhem had his trusty sidekick Flo of Progressive Insurance to take care of everything he touched.  Yes, Progressive Insurance providing coverage for State Farm Mayhem.   Only thing worse would be ObamaCare aka the Unaffordable Health Care that is costing America and its tax payers mucho dinero.   Check out this video of someone who loves ObamaCare. 

http://gopthedailydose.com/2013/10/29/interview-loves-welfare-food-stamps-obamacare/  

I guess I’ll just pay the fine like almost every other red blooded American, once Obama’s government bunch gets the site working correctly.  Still dumbfounded over why Pelosi, Reid and Boehner along with Barack Hussein Obama are still in office and are in control of our lives with a retirement plan like no other and guess what, No Obama Care for these Politic Rats – they are immune to the disease that may put most of America under the weather.

Boise State Football has hit a new low since the walk-on freshman made his debut on the green turf now dubbed smurf turf.   Yes, Boise State is now 5 – 3 after a poor showing with 5 turnovers in Provo, Utah while visiting the Brigham Young University (BYU) Cougars.  The BSU Broncos could match the 1985 season with a possible 7 – 4 record going into the Bowl Season.  One of the losses has been respectable with a 41 – 40 nail biter in Fresno of which I was able to attend the game.  My other favorite team, the Oklahoma Sooners aka the Crimson and Cream Machine are doing a great job after defeating 10th ranked Texas Tech this last Saturday and now have a 7 – 1 record and a BCS ranking of Numero 10; Should be a great game versus BCS #6 Baylor Bears coming to us this Thursday evening, October 31st – Yes, College Football on Halloween.   Sorry, you little tricker treaters, I won’t be answering the doorbell as I’ll be glued to a television set, probably in Spokane, Washington as I’ve heard there are an over abundance of vampires in that area and I consider myself a vampire killer, not quite as good as Buffy, plus her breasts are much fuller and plumper than most vampire slayers which probably gives her an advantage when slaying a male vampire.  Hey, just because they are vampires, doesn't mean that they are dead and only interested in virgin necks.

Oh, and one more thing about Halloween, my good Amigo, John Kenneth Schoen of Spoof TV produced his Happy Halloween 2013 featuring twenty two personalities including Wild Bill Wichrowski and Zack Larson of Deadliest Catch Fame, Bobby Brown of famed Bail Bonds – another Reality Star and Yours Truly – Author, Writer, Rico Austin – another non-Reality Star, but with a catch phrase, “Have a Double Shot of Reality.”   Great job John, check out his talent of Spoofing: 
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151631475596377&set=vb.700416376&type=2&theater 
- Theme Song, “Ghost Busters” – love it!


And with that Buenos Noches Compadres!

Saludos y Vayan con Dios,

Last, but not least, please “LIKE” my new page on Facebook, "ELVIS - (In The Shadow Of)"
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Now that You’ve had the opportunity to “LIKE,” it is now time to “Buy.”
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Uncle Rico Rico Austin Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA
"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM


www.mybadtequila.com

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Couple of Bandidos in San Carlos, Mexico!

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Swine Flu Season & ObamaCare is coming, get Your Flu Shots!
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      Amigos Rico, Connie & Rich at San Carlos Marina
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What does a one-eyed Pirate Author drink while watching ASU Football?    SOL  Cervezas!
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Good 2 B back with my Amiga in San Carlos at Captain's Club
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Miley Cyrus twerk = Achey Breaky Heart for Billy Ray, Arizona Parrot Heads, Adam Scott, Brent Burns

9/1/2013

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Hey Amigas & Amigos,  this Gringo is ready for a fun Labor Day Weekend  which includes some College Football as August is ready to close out.

 Who would have guessed 20 years ago that Ozzy Osbourne's daughter would be giving good, sound advice to Billy Ray Cyrus's daughter.   Remember around 2005 - 2009 when Kelly Osbourne was in and out of rehab for drugs and Miley Cyrus was the good little Disney Girl starring as Hannah Montana.

  
Well advance the time 5 years and now Kelly Osbourne (age 28) now has her shit together, is engaged, fashion designer and giving advice to her Amiga Miley (age 20) to "Just put your Tongue in your Mouth."   Seems Miley probably won't take the advice as she wants her tongue out and about, to be seen just like the rest of her body.



I do feel bad as I am sure this is giving Billy Ray Cyrus an "Achy Breaky Heart" which became the first single ever to achieve triple Platinum status in Australia. It was also the best-selling single in the same country in 1992 and was translated into more than 100 languages.   Yes, it is a strange world we live in, Ozzy a British Rock Star and Billy Ray a Country Music Singer now have daughters that are having good and bad influence of pop culture with our young and restless teenagers and 20 twenty year olds.   Even Justin Bieber has a little more respect from fellow celebrities, mothers and dads than does Miley and her Twerk. 

You may have the question was is Twerk or Twerking?  According to the Oxford Dictionary which will be adding the word as part of its quarterly updates:  The definition: "Twerk, - VERB, dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance."   Now please don't be twerking at the office, factory or around the water cooler or you may be twerking your ass in the unemployment line instead of working your butt off on the assembly line.


 Got to hang this last weekend with members of the Arizona Parrot Head Club, Lake Havasu Parrot Head Club, Las Vegas Parrot Head Club, Desert Sharks Parrot Head Club, San Diego Parrot Head Club and Club Agave at Pointe Hilton at Tapatio Cliffs Resort in Phoenix.   Starting the party off was my dear old San Carlos, Mexico Amigo - Mr. Sam Rainwater of Mesa, AZ who donates 100% of proceeds from his music and CDs with his company and partners matching all proceeds which go to the Castaway Kids in Guaymas & San Carlos, Mexico.  I believe at last count SAM has raised $87,000 for Charity through his music.  Now that has earned him  hero status as far as I am concerned.  Writing of Heroes, I must mention my favorite Hero - a fellow Arizona Amigo, Mr. Pat Tillman, RIP!


 TROP ROCK ARTISTS: Let's see Brent Burns of Gulf Shores, Alabama was there and I was able to trade a copy of "My Bad Tequila" the best selling epic novel for Brent's best selling, epic CD "Margarita Smile."   Also spent some quality pool time with Trop Rock musician, Rick aka Kid Conch of Florida who knows my Amiga Mayor Gonzo Mays of Key West, Rob Mehl played sang some great tunes and played some musica.


 Adam Scott is having a heck of a summer after winning the Barclay's at 11 under as Tiger Woods collapsed to his knees from a bad spasm and poor sportsmanship of swinging his club at the ground after a horrible shot.   Rumor in the clubhouse is:  Tiger Woods is trying to woo his former caddie - Steve Williams from Adam Scott, but I don't think it will happen as these Australians like to drink Foster's beer after tournaments as they dine at the Outback Steakhouse.   Tiger can still co-star and play himself in the movie of which I have written the screen play of  "Two and a Half Men minus Three Families playing around Four Par"  co-starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Gosselin.


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Saludos y Vayan con Dios,
Uncle Rico Rico Austin Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA
"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM


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Royal Baby, Phil Mickelson = British Open, Obama Vacation, Weiner Race

8/20/2013

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Author Rico inducted into the Wolf Pack at Piano Bar in Harrah's Las Vegas with Hangover Star - Zack Galifianakis & Baby Carlos!
Amigas & Amigos, Summer is in full swing with days of heat, sweat and beers. 

Many activities of the month past with a big win at the British Open for my favorite golfer in the world – Mr. Phil Mickelson.  This was his 5th major and he comes through as a shining knight at King Arthur’s round table after squandering another lead in the U.S. Open just a month prior.  I will now place a new nickname for this beloved golfer of whom we never know how great or how much trouble his golf swing will be or find.  “Phil the Thrill” has placed 2nd no less than six times in the U.S. Open, so his time may be nigh.   What will Phil do next was the big question after his surprise win at the British Open and just a couple weeks prior in his last golf tournament at the Scottish Open takes that trophy as well.  The “Thrill” was emotional as he accepted the Claret Jug and gave his acceptance speech.   Yes, Phil had us wondering if he would get an English milkshake, hug his wife and kids for the umpteenth time on the green or would he take the invitation of the Queen to have English Tea at Buckingham Palace?

Speaking of Buckingham Palace we now have a new member to the Royal Family of the Duke & Duchess of Cambridge, okay Will & Kate plus one prince charming = more fun than that other Kate that hates her ex and exploits all eight of her offspring that fortunately look much more like their Daddy Jon than they do their sad, Mommie Dearest.  One American family – Kate plus 8 minus one Daddy cost its viewers time lost that they will never be able to retrieve while another British family cost the Britons an estimated 55.5 million per year so that they can travel at a fraction as much as do the “vacationing Obamas” that have amassed a fortune in U.S. travel debt.  “According to a new report by the nonpartisan Government Accountability Institute (GAI), President Barack Hussein Obama has spent over twice as many hours on vacation and golf (976 hours) as he has in economic meetings of any kind (474.4 hours).”  The report, “Presidential Calendar: A Time-Based Analysis,” used the official White House calendar, Politico’s comprehensive presidential calendar, and media reports through March 31, 2013 to calculate its results.

According to a White House spokesperson this $100 million vacation is listed by the Presidente of the United States as a working vacation to justify bringing along wife, Michelle and daughters Sasha & Malia.  Pretty wild stuff - $100 million would according to the Philly Post be enough that “The average family of four could take a vacation to Disney World, stay in a great hotel onsite, enjoy access to all the theme parks and water parks, and eat like pigs for 91 years before they’d spend 100 million bucks. Or, a family of four could buy the best seats in Citizen’s Bank Park and enjoy no fewer than 3,858 years of home games. (Maybe long enough to see another World Series win!)”

 http://blogs.phillymag.com/the_philly_post/2013/06/19/obama-familys-outrageous-100-million-vacation/

Looks as if the Brits have nothing to complain about as they are definitely getting a much better deal with the Royal Family and there’s a new baby to show off.  The Americans have to deal with a “Royal Pain in the Ass” with the obamas who may get a new dog to chew up more furniture in the Lincoln room.  This reminds me that Justin Beiber and I both want new pet monkeys and we deserve them.  I just know that Malia and Sasha will have a pet orangutan before I do – life is full of unfair disappointments, but as Gloria Gaynor sings, “I will survive.”

Special call out for the River Bend Golf Course in Wilder, Idaho – home of a very special Amigo named Steve E. and his family that grew up in the Hop growing community.  I’m talking Hops as in helping make beer with barley, grain & hops.  Also, a hello to Mickey Rays BBQ in Eagle, ID and the Basque Center held their annual Basque party in downtown Boise.  Gotta love those beautiful Basque women and girls.

Almost forgot to mention the ELVIS Festival in Las Vegas at the LVH aka many years ago, Las Vegas Hilton.  Never have I believed I would encounter so many fans and Elvis look a likes – many with incredible, talented voices.  I was invited to the festival to sell and sign “In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter” and was able to meet some of Elvis Presley’s oldest lifetime friends Joe Esposito, Jerry Schilling, John Stuart, Sammy Shore and actress playing one of Elvis’ love interests in the hit movie, Blue Hawaii – the talented Ms. Darlene Tompkins.  

Yes, ELVIS is alive and well in Las Vegas, VIVA Las Vegas & ELVIS!

Why are politicians held to a lesser point of accountability and standards?  I’ve always believed that politicians and leaders should be held to a higher standard of ethics and accountability, but not so again as shown by the antics of the Weiner.  Anthony Weiner, former U.S. Congressman from New York City has now been involved with two sexual scandals related to sexting which is sending explicit sexual material by cell phone. Seems Weiner likes to show his leaner weener to women and young ladies.  Weinergate led this his resignation in 2011 and I guess he figured that 2 years later he would run for political office again, this time in the form of becoming New York City’s mayor and begin sexting right where he left off, but would send his private parts to more cell phones of women that he had numbers.  I do hope that the Yankee, Mets, Giants and Jet fans will vote for a much better choice than Oscar the Mayer weiner and help keep the joke out of the mayor's office and great city.

On a fun note, I hung out with Amigo Rich C. aka Artie the One Man Party with the Piano playing Twins - Kimberly & Tamera Pinegar at Harrah's Piano Bar where I was inducted into the Wolf Pack by Hangover Star - Mr. Zach Galifianakis, tagging along was an imposterous Baby Carlos.

Last, but not least, please “LIKE” my new page on Facebook, "ELVIS - (In The Shadow Of)"
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Saludos y Vayan con Dios,
Uncle Rico Rico Austin Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA
"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM


www.mybadtequila.com

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    My Bad Tequila with Rico Austin caricature                      
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Cape Caution with Captain Wild Bill Wichrowski & Zack Larson caricature 

             by Canadian Artist & Amigo John Kenneth Schoen

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Bahamas; Toby Keith; Montana; James Gandolfini; Tres Generaciones; Glacier National Park; Archie Bunker;

6/30/2013

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Que Pasan Amigas & Amigos, what a month May ended up being, with a trip to the Bahamas at the Grand Bahamian at Sandals in Nassau, with an upgraded connection from Atlanta to Nassau in first class, compliments of Delta Airlines. 

But, before we get lost in the Bahamas, I wanted to give a shout out for the Oklahoma Tornado Victims – GOD Bless!  One of my favorite country artists, Mr. Toby Keith was raised in Moore, Oklahoma where one of the worst and most deadly tornado struck this last May, 2013.  Toby has once again risen to the challenge to help those less fortunate as he has in the past, putting on concerts and visiting with the good folk that serve in our military.  Mr. Toby Keith has put together the “Oklahoma Twister Relief” concert with some of his great Amigos & Amiga in the Music World.  This 100% donated concert proceeds will go the United Way Central Oklahoma May Tornadoes Relief Fund.  It is affordable at $25 per reserved ticket which includes all taxes and fees and will be held at Oklahoma Memorial Stadium in Norman, Oklahoma – Home of the OK Sooners.  Excited, I tried to call in to purchase 2 tickets to donate to a couple Tornado Victims; but, already sold out! I do hope some people that lost everything in that horrific storm are able to enjoy a few hours of music and fun to remove themselves from the pain for if just a little while; GOD BLess the State of OKLAHOMA & Toby Keith, Garth Brooks, Willie Nelson, Trisha Yearwood, Ronnie Dunn, Sammy Hagar, John Anderson & Mel Tillis and all their Fans! What incredible and caring artists to make this affordable for Oklahomans!     Toby Keith for Presidente!!!;-)

Http://www.sandals.com/main/bahamian/ba-island.cfm  I love Sandals signature line:  “LOVE Is All YOU Need.” “At Sandals, love is all you need, because everything else is included. Revel in some of the world's most breathtakingly romantic beachfront settings with Sandals Luxury All inclusive Caribbean vacations.  Our Caribbean holidays allow you to choose from an unparalleled array of gourmet a la carte restaurants.  Embrace unimaginable luxury in one of our incredibly lavish, innovative and exquisitely stylish suites.  Experience for yourselves why, quite simply, Sandals' all-inclusive luxury vacations represent an unprecedented new level of supreme perfection.”   There were exactly 21 (Black Jack Baby!) of us Amigas & Amigos from all over the US – Arizona, Oklahoma, New Jersey, Nevada, Tennessee, New York, Maine and including one, fun couple from Ontario, Canada.   All I can say about this trip, is it was everything I hoped and dreamed it would be.  Unlike Jamaica, I would travel to the Bahamas again, again and again as the Bahamian locales were incredible hosts and some of the most friendly persons I’ve ever encountered while traveling.  The Bahama flag is made up of three colors:  Aquamarine, Gold and Black. The black equilateral triangle on the left represents the unity, strength and determination of the people of the Bahamas.   The triangle is oriented toward three equal-width stripes symbolizing areas of natural resource; two aquamarine stripes at the top and bottom of the flag representing the sea and one gold stripe representing the sun. The flag was adopted on July 10, 1973 and is flown with great pride by its beautiful people.  I want to thank the Bartendars at the Swim Up Bar for making every single drink for a Facebook Picture opportunity as Amigos Oklahoma Gibbo & Uncle Rico tried and finished all 18 alcohol fueled drinks on the board plus an additional three to give us the equivalent of a Libation Black Jack or the coveted 21 Drink Salute (one drink for each member of our party) of which less than 1% of all famed drinkers have ever accomplished such feat of incredible concentration and stoic destination.  A word of magnificent gratitude to the bartenders at the Piano Bar for their help in making the “My Bad Tequila” & “In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter,” book signing at the Sandals Bahamian a fun and successful event enjoyed by visitors from many states and several different countries.  Long live the Free Nation of the Bahamas.

Now we travel to the wild, wild West of Montana and Northern Idaho.  First stop, Coeur d’alene, Idaho a paradise of paradises with the town built around the lake, (see past blog of June 26th, 2010 for more information on Coeur d’alene) and then onto Montana, a state with plenty of cowboy towns where cowgirls abound.  Dillon, Montana has a population of about 4,300 residents with a one old rancher / retired rodeo bull rider who also lives in Cave Creek, Arizona named Brent of whom I know and by chance ran into him and two of his ol’ Amigos, Jerry and Kent of Dillon, Montana.  We met at the old Hotel Metlen (in the bar), which is on the US National Register of Historic Places.  It is a three story building that was one of Dillon's first hotels. Built in 1875 along the railroad tracks across from the old Dillon Depot (now home to the Beaverhead County Museum), the Hotel Metlen is still in operation today. The hotel also has the most historic bar in Montana, with the bar’s woodwork coming from the historic town of Bannack, Montana.   We then wandered over to the Kupfer Club Bar which was closed; but, luck would have it that Amigo Jerry owned this museum in a bar and wanted to show me some Montana history in the way of rare saddles, photographs and a US Flag with only 48 stars that was made right after Arizona became the 48th state in 1912.  There was even a photograph of my Amigo / Hero / All Around Cowboy / Saddle Bronco Champ – Mr. Larry Mahan of which both Brent and Jerry were close friends with when Larry and Brent were on the rodeo circuit together and Jerry was collecting rodeo artifacts which included rare saddles, bridles, spurs, chaps and photographs of the Wild West.  The Kupfer Club Bar is for sale, is huge and has 3 studio apartments above it which are included in the sale.  If you decide to buy, tell Ol’ Jerry that Rico of “My Bad Tequila” fame sent you and I’ll collect my drinks in the future.

Next major stop, Glacier National Park of which I drove from Billings, MT to Great Falls to visit some customers and then onto Glacier where I arrived at 11:20 pm on June 14th, 2013 to check in.  There to greet me where half a dozen staff members as they were awaiting to see who the last guest would be to check in.  Prior to my check-in, the last guest had entered the historic lodge at about 8:00 pm.  I had not made reservations, just hoping for availability and not having to pay a sky rocket price.  Luck would have it, I was the last guest to check in for the first hundred year anniversary.  To my great surprise the East Lodge at Glacier Park was about to turn 100 years old at midnight on June 15th, 1913 in the year of our Lord, This is the day the Lodge opened to its first visitors.   I didn’t know why I had the urge to keep driving at night so very late as I absolutely hate being on the highway after dark; but, there was a unseen force  (traveling Vortex?)  pushing me onward.  As quoted by one of the Park’s manager Michelle, “How appropriate for an Author to be our esteemed last visitor of the centennial of Glacier National Park.  I was upgraded to one of the suites with my own veranda overlooking the sensational mountains.  I am now forever tied to the history of Glacier National Park.

After a lovely stay at the park, I make my way to see an ol’ cousin that is nine months older than I and who came from Payette, Idaho to live in the mountains of Mountain years later – Robert Shippy and his wife Dee (they are both inventors, I call Rob, my inventing cousin) spend the summers in Hungry Horse / Columbia Falls, MT about 30 miles from the West entrance of Glacier National Park where Rob works as a Guide at the House of Mystery / Vortez and Dee works in the gift shop.  http://www.montanavortex.com/ 

A night in Kalispell and back to Spokane, Washington to catch a flight back to sunny, hot Scottsdale in time to say goodbye to Spring on June, 20th & hello to SUMMER on June 21st which is also my Jefe Grande / Oklahoma Amigo’s Dia de Cumpleanos – Gibbo, Happy Birthday with a double shot of Tres Generaciones Tequila!

James Gandolfini, who personified the New Jersey mobster in HBO's acclaimed series “The Sopranos” died today, while on vacation in Rome, most likely of a heart attack. He was scheduled to appear this week at the Taormina Film Festival.  The Emmy winning actor was 51 years young and to me was similar to the Archie Bunker character on “All in the Family,” with a gun to match his bad attitude and as a modern day mobster that had been made.  Carroll O’Connor and James Gandolfini were both extremely talented actors that played in long running series; “The Sopranos” ran 6 seasons – 86 episodes; “All in the Family” ran 9 seasons – 209 episodes.  Both shows were iconic as were the lead actors and their characters’ wives.   Archie Bunker – a lovable bigot and Tony Soprano – a lovable mobster.  James Gandolfini, September 18th, 1961 – June 19th, 2013  RIP.   “Those were the days.”

Now for one parting bitch about yet another protruding and intruding arm of our United States Government.  No, not the IRS (Internal Revenue Service), no, not the NSA (National Security Agency) – even though they should both get dishonorable mentions;  The (USPS) United States Postal Service has now turned on its citizens and a few bad apples are stealing gift cards, cash in birthday cards, anniversary cards, graduation cards and others.  The reason I know is because I did not receive 2 of my birthday cards and my mother never received 10 Children’s books, “Arizona Is Where I Live” to give to tykes at her church as gifts.  When I talked to a postal worker at the General Store postal location in Scottsdale, he did tell me that there have been some theft that has led to U.S. postal employees being fired.   Only fired for stealing gift cards and opening  mail not addressed to he or she:  I thought this was a Federal Offense which was punishable by a prison term and a huge fine; but, apparently our U.S. Government does not want to bring more shame to its name and dismisses the thieving employees with a pink slip and a good luck slap on the back.  Shameful that some of the government employees are picking up the bad habits of Congress and the House of Representatives.  Go Figure!!!!   For another good feel story to leave on a positive feeling and note, please see 2nd paragraph about Amigo Toby Keith and his musician friends giving a concert with all proceeds donated to the Oklahoma Tornado Victims.    Gotta Love a real American and a World Class Citizen, Mr. TOBY KEITH!

Last, but not least, please “LIKE” my new page on Facebook, "ELVIS - (In The Shadow Of)"

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Now that You’ve had the opportunity to “LIKE,” it is now time to “Buy.”

http://www.amazon.com/In-Shadows-Elvis-Perils-Ghostwriter/dp/19367...


Saludos y Vayan con Dios,

Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA

"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM

www.mybadtequila.com

blog.mybadtequila.com

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    Author Rico Austin & Mike Gibson aka Gibbo trying the menu of drinks at Sandals!
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Group Picture at Pool Bar - Julie, Joe, Debra, Jeanette, David, Ian & Connie - Bahamas!
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                     Connie with Atlantis in Background at Nassau Bahamas
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       Meeting of the Minds - Olaf, Chris, Gibbo & Rico
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      Cays Island - Privada Isle;   Wild things happen on this island!

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                 Rico & Connie enjoying the hammock on Cay Island!
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Rico & Gibbo with the menu lineup of drinks, ready to consume while Amigo Chris focuses!

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        Two lovers in a Hammock -      K- i - s - s - i - n - g     Well, until we were disturbed!


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       Yes, contrary to belief - Authors & Writers do like to swing!  Just ask Rico
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 Rico & Connie Austin reading Author & Amigo Derringer Bolton's books on Bahama Beach
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        Rico with Psy on far side of Sandals Pool!   They just finished entertaining the crowd!
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    Texas Mike bought all 3 of Rico's books during book signing in the Piano Bar at Sandals

                        First Book Signing ever held at Sandals Nassau Bahamas


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         Rico with Amiga Peggy from the East Coast at Book Signing in Piano Bar
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       Amigas Jeanette, Birta & Debra sitting at Piano with Piano Man at Sandals!
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         Amiga Liv on her Birthday singing with Piano Man as Amiga Sybille joins in.
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 Amigas Liv & Sybille with Amigo Olaf enjoying the Piano Bar at Sandals in Nassau Bahamas
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          Friends & Family gathered around for a night of singing in the Piano Bar
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          Rico & Bartender before the Book Signing - just Boys & their Beers enjoying Life
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      What a great surprise - Sandals brought out food for Rico's book signing - Yummy!
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        Connie at Gordon's on the Pier - a pleasant dining experience at Sandals!
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The next day after book signing, strolling on the beach & find Dave reading In the Shadow of ELVIS & Chris enjoying my best seller MY BAD TEQUILA in the Bahamas BABY!

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     All 3 of Olaf's beautiful girls - Birta, Sybille, & birthday girl Liv sitting next to Piano Man!
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            Rico relaxing on Cay Island - remember wild things happen here!


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        Connie loves Seahorses, so we had to find them at Atlantis!

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 Amigo Chris with shirt tied up - don't know what that is all about? 

    Maybe showing off his new Belly Button Ring - Lol;   Just kidding Amigo!  

           Rico & Gibbo wearing Gilligan's Hat discussing Obamacare!

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Amigo David & Amiga Jeanette enjoying some privacy on their private isle - Cay Island!
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       Hey the party's just getting started!  Olaf, Connie, Chris on land, Gibbo & Rico
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   Rico is only 4.5 million short of purchasing this Yacht, he'll have to sell a few more books!
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        Group photo - One of the most relaxing vacations ever!   I love Bahamas & Sandals!
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The Motto at Sandal's - YOU Bring the LOVE, and Sandals were have everything else!  ;-)


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                   Amigos Gibbo & Rico - living life large in the Bahamas!


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 Hotel Metlen in Dillon, Montana right off the RR tracks; built in 1875 across from old Depot

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                    Hotel Metlen in Dillon, Montana - constructed in 1875

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Amigo Kent, Bartender, Rico, Mt Cowboy Jerry, Saloon Girl, & AZ / Montana Cowboy Brent


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                 The most historic bar in the state of Montana at Metlen Hotel,
                          the bar's woodwork came from Bannock, Montana
  The mannequin is holding a "Double Shot of Reality" from best seller My Bad Tequila!


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      Jerry owner of Kupfer Club in Dillon behind the bar, Brent & Rico drinking after hours!

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                     All Around Cowboy Larry Mahan & other famous rodeo cowboys!

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                Kupfer Club Bar in Dillon, Montana for sale on Main St.

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                         Antique Saddle in the bar / museum of Kupfer Club

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            Amigos Brent, Jerry & Kent with their signed books from Author Rico Austin

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               Refection of Author Rico Austin at Kupfer Club in Dillon, Montana!


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                      United States of America flag with 48 stars in Kupfer Club


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                      the Limo awaits at Glacier National Park in Montana

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              Author Rico Austin last guest of the first 100 years at Glacier Park Lodge, 
    First guest checked in June 15th, 1913  & Rico checked in at 11:20 pm June 14th, 2013

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             Glacier Park Lodge manager Michelle with Author Rico Austin & his books!

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             Rico Austin with young man that checked him into Glacier Park Lodge


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                  Author Rico Austin with inventing cousin Robert Shippy at Vortez


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                             Author Rico Austin in the House of Mystery!

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                                      Mountain Truck with Beer on the Grill!

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Fifty Authors from Fifty States or 50 Authors from 50 States, KOB NBC TV Interview

5/31/2013

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Amigas & Amigos, Cinco de Mayo has passed us by & now we await una mas ano for the next return of the Battle of Puebla remembrance of which many a Tequila bottle is opened and emptied.
This last week was the week in which ARIZONA was honored by Arizona Author & Writer, Rico Austin in Annette Synder's, "Fifty Authors from Fifty States," in which each week a new state is promoted through the writings of one selected Author from that state.   It is with great honor that I write about the place of which I LOVE & LIVE - ARIZONA, called the Grand Canyon State and/or the Copper State.

May 19, 2013

Arizona – I know about the Grand Canyon!

"Rico Austin is my name, living and writing in Arizona is my game. I was born and raised in Southwest Idaho, along the banks of the Snake River and couldn’t wait to find my own way and independence. I have lived in California, Hawaii, South Carolina, the United Kingdom and in Lithuania for a short time; but, Arizona is where I felt comfortable, from the very first saguaro cactus of which my eyes savored, to the last scorpion I witnessed crossing my path this afternoon. My very, first visit was through the entire state of Arizona in 1986, during a Spring Break trip gone heavily awry. This trip on an old, school bus was the basis for the award winning, bestselling novel, “My Bad Tequila.” My favorite line from the book is, “You’ll see the true reflection of me when the tequila bottle is empty,” I shouted out to the wind as I tossed the sad, angry, bottle-shaped mirror to the sea.“Arizona Is Where I Live,” is not only a statement of which I announce with pride, it is now a Children’s book that is a masterful, learning display of the Sonoran Desert, the mountains, the lakes, the Grand Canyon and of the animals that make Arizona one of the most unique and interesting states in the union.

Arizona has been touted as the state that has everything, except an ocean. Whoa, there pardner! We do have an ocean, the world’s smallest, which is located in Biosphere 2, which is a world-renowned environmental and ecological research site operated by the University of Arizona about 30 miles northwest of Tucson. The Biosphere Ocean houses 676,000 gallons of seawater and has a coral reef. Also, if a couple of early surveyors wouldn’t have been so lazy about 125 years ago, Arizona would border the northeast part of the Sea of Cortez; but, these surveyors figured Arizona was large enough, wanted to get home to their families and decided to cut through the territory leaving a bit extra for our amigos and amigas in Mexico, near the Puerto Penasco (Rocky Point) area.

There is more adventure and mystery in Arizona’s many towns and cities than in some countries combined. When tourists and visitors arrive in our great Copper State, most congregate to either the Phoenix / Scottsdale area, Tucson or up north to Flagstaff, which all areas are great, fun, artistic destinations, with plenty of interesting things to keep them entertained. My advice is, if in Flagstaff, take time to head south about 30 miles to Sedona through Oak Creek Canyon on Highway 89, then continue south a bit farther to visit Jerome, the mining town of past, now an artist mecca, that is built on the side of a mountain. Sedona, with it’s red rock mountains and majestic canyons is where Mr. Walt Disney would bring his illustrators to capture with their brushes, the many hues of reds, browns and oranges blended with the many shades of greens, blues and purples.

If, your vacation plans have your arrival into Tucson, then by all means visit Tombstone, “The town too tough to die,” and see firsthand, the OK Corral, made famous by the gunfight of lawmen Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday and the Earp brothers, (the good guys) versus the (bad guys), outlaw cowboys, the Clanton Brothers, the McLaury Brothers, and Billy Claiborne.

Also, former mining towns, Bisbee and Douglas should receive your visited attention just north of the border.
Add captionNow, in regards to relaxation and sun soaking in the Phoenix or Scottsdale area, the cowboy town of Cave Creek, just north of Scottsdale by 15 miles is a must visit. It is here in this western town that I had the chance meeting of the legitimate, illegitimate son of the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll and have written his true story that intertwines with mine, “In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter.” Some of the restaurants still have hitching posts to tie up the ponies as cowgirls and cowboys go in for a quick bite or to whet their whistle.Arizona is the Wild West; the wild west, where I dreamed of living when growing up, playing cowboys and Indians with my four younger brothers and numerous cousins. I longed to live in a time and place where if you had a fast gun and a fast horse your chances of survival were greatly increased. I am living the dream; where cowboys, horses, saloons and tequila abound.

When my time on earth is no more, I want to be buried in my boots, six feet under, covered with Arizona soil."
rico austin, author & writer

Visit Rico Austin here: www.mybadtequila.com and http://amazon.com/author/rico.austinor at any of these links:http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_8?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=my+bad+tequila&sprefix=my+bad+t%2Caps%2C425http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/my-bad-tequila?csrfToken=AUaxEAv4D5EDNE9Cq8oChiLl02to3Gvo&store=allproducts&keyword=my+bad+tequilahttp://bookstore.authorhouse.com/AdvancedSearch/Default.aspx?SearchTerm=Arizona%20is%20where%20I%20live

Here is part of the interview on KOB TV and NBC affiliate in Albuquerque, NM of the Author of "My Bad Tequila," I did this during the Southwest Book Fiesta.   I'm nothing special to look at; but, the Girl that interviewed me - WoW!  Host of Good Day New Mexico - the talented & beautiful, Ms. Irene Estrada is a fun Amiga and great to converse with.    Interview below!

Author Rico Austin discusses his Southwest-based novels | KOB.com
Last, but not least, please “LIKE” my new page on Facebook, "ELVIS - (In The Shadow Of)"
https://www.facebook.com/#!/InTheShadowOfElvisPerilsOfAGhostwriter?fref=ts


Now that You’ve had the opportunity to “LIKE,” it is now time to “Buy.”
http://www.amazon.com/In-Shadows-Elvis-Perils-Ghostwriter/dp/1936745097/ref=sr_1_cc_2?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1367280599&sr=1-2-catcorr&keywords=in+the+shadow+of+elvis




Saludos y Vayan con Dios,


Uncle Rico Rico Austin Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA
"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM


www.mybadtequila.com

blog.mybadtequila.com

http://site.mybadtequila.com/Guestbook.php

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                          Rico's best selling, award winning, epic novel "My Bad Tequila"


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                              Author Rico Austin at his home in Scottsdale, AZ - 2007


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                                                Biosphere Ocean - outside Tucson, AZ

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                      Author Rico Austin's Childrens book - ARIZONA Is Where I LIve

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                                                Cowboy Cacti arm wrestling in the Old West

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          Majestic Sedona - Walt Disney brought his illustrators here to capture the beauty

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                                            Tombstone, AZ - the town to tough to die

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        Author Rico Austin's autobiography - In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter


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                            Author Rico Austin as Blue Elvis at MAACO Bowl in Las Vegas 
                                   Boise State University Broncos vs. Washington Huskies
                                                     BSU wins 28 - 26 over Washington


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                                        Boise Bloody Fine Girls with Author Rico Austin

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Tango Saloon in Homedale, Fifty Authors from Fifty States, Blue Ridge High, The Retreads, Jason Collins vs Pat Tillman, ELVIS

4/30/2013

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Hola Amigas & Amigos of “My Bad Tequila” and Author, Writer, Rico Austin.

Can YOU believe it?  April is nearly over with its Showers that will soon bring the Flowers of May and my beloved holiday, “Cinco de Mayo” !!!!.

Well, it has been a busy and glorious month of April with some great tequila tastings, some great music taken in and my first, book signings of my newest, exciting biography / memoir / autobiography of “In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter.”   It has also been during this month that I visited and talked before high school students in Lakeside, Arizona at Blue Ridge High School on career day about being an Author or Writer.  

Even though the school administration wanted me to talk with the students about writing, there was concern about the students coming away with the wrong impression of discussion about a book title, “My Bad Tequila,” without seeing the bigger picture that the book tells, of making smart choices.   Here below was my response to the school administrator and with the principal copied.

“Hello Joyce, I have never talked to students at a high school about ‘My Bad Tequila.’  I have talked to students about student government when I was running for the position of Mayor of Boise, Idaho, many years ago.  I have talked about ‘My Bad Tequila’ at libraries where there were children & teenagers present with their parents and I've always received positive feedback.  I always mention that there are consequences involved for all decisions we make; whether they be right or wrong.  I do not promote or approve of excess drinking, underage drinking, casual sex - protected or unprotected, nor do I approve of hostility, gangs, swearing, disrespect to our elders and advise to treat all persons as ‘You wished to be treated’ - I live by the Golden Rule.”

This is the response I received from Joyce C., “Jill S., who is the Students Against Destructive Decisions advisor and she knows that often teenagers can learn from others' experiences and depending your approach, she felt ‘My Bad Tequila’ could be very powerful in promoting responsible decisions.”

I then drove the 3 hour drive the night before to the Lakeside / Show Low / Pinetop area so as to be ready and on-time for the 1st period instruction and seminar on writing and the importance of blogging with discussions on all 3 books.   I started the first of three sessions with telling the students, that the thing I missed most about 1st period was the "Pledge of Allegiance" and asked them if they wanted to say it, they all responded, YES, including the school counselor.   Each one of them stood and waited for me to begin, “I pledge ........"   What a great way to begin the day and all the Students were unbelievable with super questions and some even vowed to begin their own Blogs, one girl stated, "I hope to write a book someday." I told her if she really wants to write a book that she will indeed write a book. I ended with "Fulfill YOUR Dreams, no matter what it is."  

 Special Thanks to the Hilton Hotel Family for donating a room at the Hampton Inn in Show Low, Arizona for my night’s lodging.   Conrad Hilton is one of my heroes, loved his book, ‘Be My Guest.’  http://www.hilton.com/search/hp/us/az/show_low?WT.srch=1

After spending time with these high school students, I have more confidence in our nation and feel as if I gained more from this visit than did the students.  Very moving experience reciting the “Pledge of Allegiance” for the first time in many, many years.

My first joint inaugural book signing was at the world famous, ‘Pinnacle Peak Patio’ in my now hometown of Scottsdale, Arizona.   When I write ‘joint,’ I am telling about 2 books, including my first Children’s book, “ARIZONA Is Where I Live,” and the “ELVIS” book.    At Pinnacle Peak Patio, I met Arizona’s Duuude, who is Arizona’s number one fan – Mr. Bob Roloff and Mr. Cory McCloskey, meteorologist on FOX 10 news, along with Big Marvin “Marv” Dickson – who has grilled more than 12 million steaks in the last 50 years, all at Pinnacle Peak Patio.  Also in attendance was Chaz Lee of Six Gun Entertainment along with cute sidekick, “Miss Nugget.”   http://www.pppatio.com/    http://www.sixgunent.com/      http://www.azphm.com/azduuude.htm      

The second book signing was exactly 1000 miles to the North in Homedale, Idaho next to the mighty Snake River at the ‘Tango Saloon’ owned by the gracious couple of Lori Uranga Badiola and Ben Badiola of “back in the good ol’ days” of when I attended high school in nearby Marsing, Idaho, which too, is next to the mighty Snake River.   Amigas Diana Uranga M., Andrea, Sondy, Dee Dee and Amigos Craig C., Ben, along with some others made it a fun and enjoyable “Literary Time mixed with Miller Time.”   Next time, you’re passing through on Highway 95, stop by for a cold one and say “Hola” to the cool, Basque people at ‘Tango Saloon’ and then wander over and check out the ‘SRC Sports - Badiola Arena.’  If you ask me, I’d rename it to ‘Badiola BadAss Arena,” as this is a first class roping, bronc bucking, barrel racing, clown dodging, bull riding arena if ever there was one.    Can you say “Cowboy Up!”  If not, then a Cowgirl is gonna take You down, lil' pardner and You best leave town........ in a hurry!        http://www.tangosaloonhomedale.com/    https://www.facebook.com/#!/badiolaarena?fref=ts

Next stop was to see my 'BloodyFine' Amigos & Amigas of Rich, Rhonda, Kory, Michelle, Leslie and Larry at private party in the foothills of East Boise.   http://bloodyfine.com/

Saturday was a day filled with golf, 45 holes to be exact.  This is the reason I am having trouble pounding out words on my laptop - even my f-cking fingers are sore.  Great time with Uncle Dennie, Brother Sam and Cousins Chris, Rick, Jackie and my other cousin Chris at River Bend Golf Course and yep, You guessed it, also located on the mighty Snake River in Wilder, Idaho - home of my good Amigo Steve E.

Now Saturday night has arrived and Cabo San Lucas Amigos Rich & Rhonda take me to meet Margo H. and her husband Trent H. who is performing as one of Boise's Best Bands, "The Retreads" at 'The Gathering Place' in Eagle’s Landmark Orville Jackson Building.  http://theretreads.net/bio/ 
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I just read in the USA Today where Washington Wizards Jason Collins is being touted as a HERO for coming out about his gay sexual preference.  WHAT, a Hero?   I don't believe so!  If he wants to let the world know of his sexual preference and who he is as a person - fine; but, let's not push it and give him hero status.   Let's say I come out and let the world know that I am a compulsive gambler, does that make me a hero?   No, it is just me letting the world know who I am;  I think Ben Shapiro, an editor at large for a conservative website Brietbart.com tweeted it best:  "So Jason Collins is a hero because he's gay?  Our standard for heroism has dropped quite a bit since Normandy."   Amigas & Amigos, please do not get me wrong, I am not gay bashing; but, at the same time why does this guy deserve to be a hero other than wanting to tell the world his secret of being the first Gay Wizard.   We all have secrets, some that we tell, some that we take to our graves.   Maybe every living being on Earth right now is a Hero?    What has our media and sports done to our world for the multitudes to be shouting in the streets:  "Isn't it great that a sports figure came out of the closet."  Shouldn't I be a hero for coming out and saying I am 100% heterosexual and prefer blondes or brunettes?

To me a hero in the sporting world is Pat Tillman, who served our country and died serving.   A man that turned down millions of dollars and the limelight of being televised every Sunday during the NFL football season to fight for the freedom of the United States and for every one of us.   Patrick Tillman is my hero for serving, not Jason Collins for being gay and announcing it.


Coming up this next May, on Sunday, the 19th will be the ‘Fifty Authors from Fifty States’ featuring ARIZONA and Rico Austin as the writer of this sensational piece of Western history and places of interest, representing the Grand Canyon / Copper State.    http://annettesnyder.blogspot.com/    Check it out and see why Rico was selected to write about his great state.

Also, come visit Rico at his table #8 and at the Arizona Authors Association booth #525 in Albuquerque, New Mexico on May 10th, 11th and 12th where Rico will be giving a seminar on Saturday, May 11th on "Success as a Writer: A discussion of social media - Why it is important to use; Especially if you are a beginning writer and/or blogger."  We will then discuss and have readings from my novels.   All three books will be available for purchase and for personal autographs. http://www.swbookfiesta.com/authors/RicoAustin.html 

‘In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter,’ is the true story of the legitimate, illegitimate Son of the KING of Rock ‘n’ Roll, Mr. ELVIS Presley, strewn together with the adventures and perils encountered while telling of John Dennis Smith’s birthright. His secret has been closeted in the attics of the forbidden for over five decades. Now join me as I take you up the narrow stairway, through the cobwebbed doorway and together we will slowly open the creaking door, creep delicately to the darkened corner, open the dusty, wooden box, pick up the book carefully (we don’t want to awaken a sleeping scorpion), open the first page and begin to read the mystery that lies within Cave Creek, Arizona.

Country Singer & Legend, George Jones - RIP

Last, but not least, please “LIKE” my new page on Facebook, "ELVIS - (In The Shadow Of)" https://www.facebook.com/#!/InTheShadowOfElvisPerilsOfAGhostwriter?fref=ts

Now that You’ve had the opportunity to “LIKE,” it is now time to “Buy.”  http://www.amazon.com/In-Shadows-Elvis-Perils-Ghostwriter/dp/1936745097/ref=sr_1_cc_2?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1367280599&sr=1-2-catcorr&keywords=in+the+shadow+of+elvis

Saludos y Vayan con Dios,
Uncle Rico, Rico Austin Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA
"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM


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                    Lori Uranga Badiola with Author Rico Austin & Diana Uranga Maxwell
                                      Tango Saloon in Homedale, Idaho - book signing


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                                     Pat Tillman #42 ASU Football - This is a Hero!


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         He gave up millions of $$$ of being an NFL Football Player to Serve OUR Country!
                              Pat Tillman as an Arizona Cardinal #40 before going to war

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              Fear & Loathing - Author Rico Austin & Johnny Depp headed to VEGAS!
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In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter; Happy Easter Sunday; Bike Week 2013; Pat Tillman Run;

3/29/2013

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Hola Amigas & Amigos,

Happy Easter to All;   We’re going to skip the talk of bunnies and chicks and go straight to the groundhog talk.

It’s Spring Time finally, a bit later even than Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog that mistakenly predicted an early spring on Feb. 2.   The ground varmint may get his due, after charges were filed against him last week in jest.   The Groundhog Day celebration in Punxsutawney, a borough about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh, attracts worldwide attention each year.   Little does, but, a few folk know that Ground Hog’s Day was filmed in the small town of Woodstock, a suburb outside the Chicago area and the house that Bill Murray awoke in every morning was the same house that my Goddaughter, Paris’ dad grew up in.   Yes, Tom R. and his seven brothers and sisters grew up in that house.  Tom’s father was a captain for United Airlines and purchased the house many years ago to raise his large brood.   More interesting is that the story of how I became Paris’ Godfather nearly twenty years ago is shared in my latest biography / memoir – “In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter.”  

“In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter” is two stories in one that intertwine to become one incredible adventure and book.   This is the true story of the legitimate, illegitimate Son of the KING of Rock ‘n’ Roll. Mr. ELVIS Presley,
strewn together with the adventures and perils encountered while telling of John Dennis Smith’s birthright.  His secret has been closeted in the attics of the forbidden for over five decades.   Now join me as I take you up the narrow stairway, through the cobwebbed doorway and together we will slowly open the creaking door, creep delicately to the darkened corner, open the dusty, wooden box, pick up the book carefully (we don’t want to awaken a sleeping scorpion), open the first page and begin to read the mystery that lies within Cave Creek, Arizona.

The biography tells of when Dennis John Smith found out who his birth dad and mother were on his 27th Birthday and how he has waited five decades before sharing with the world of his adoption and birthright.  The story is intermingled with the trials and tribulations of getting this book to print and published.   It is one incredible journey and adventure.  A must read if You enjoyed, “My Bad Tequila” or if You’re an ELVIS fan, there are 500,000,000 of us!  Hey, who isn’t an ELVIS fan?  There’s even mention of Winston Churchill, Jerry Lewis, George Strait, Cyndi Lauper, Muhammad Ali, Glen Campbell, Wild Bill Wichrowski, Jack Nicholson, Zona Marie, Lawrence Welk, Lou Holtz, Annette Snyder, Garth Brooks, Steve Boyce, Mike Tyson, Bret Michaels, Priscilla Presley, Ernest Hemingway and Coach Chris Peterson for all You Football fans with a dedication note to my past friend and hero – Mr. Pat Tillman.

Speaking of the former Arizona SunDevil, Cardinal football player and Army Ranger – Mr. Pat Tillman, his fund run is coming up. 
Pat’s Run is the signature fundraising event for the Pat Tillman Foundation. Held annually in April at Arizona State University’s Sun Devil Stadium, the event attracts more than 35,000 participants, volunteers and spectators from across the country. Together they Run, Walk and Honor Pat’s legacy while raising important funds to support the programs created to pay tribute to his commitment to leadership and service.

Pat’s Run features a 4.2 mile run/walk, a .42 mile Kids Run for children 12 and under and a Finish Line Expo. The 4.2 mile course winds through the streets of Tempe, AZ and both events are staged so that all participants finish on the 42-yard line on Frank Kush Field inside Sun Devil Stadium, symbolic of the #42 jersey that Pat wore while he was a Sun Devil. Proceeds from Pat’s Run directly support the Tillman Military Scholars program.  This year the run will be held on April 20th.  Can’t make it to Arizona, no worries, there are other runs across the country allowing for Team Tillman participation, for more information, go to:  http://www.pattillmanfoundation.org/pats-run/  

As Pat Tillman would say, “Be Inspired.  Give Back.  Run / Walk / Honor”

Also, to welcome all Bikers to the gorgeous spring time, here in lovely Arizona is “Bike Week” which is held from April 5th – 14th and broken down into 2 stages: Pre-Rally Days –April 5th thru 9th and Cyclefest at WestWorld of Scottsdale from April 10th – 14th.    For the real Bikers & Harley Davidson lovers, the place to be seen and heard is at the world famous “Hideaway Gill” somewhere in Cave Creek, Arizona – it won’t be hard to find, just follow the rumble of the engines and the hot chicas with big boobs, some tattoos and leather shoes.   C’mon down and say hello to Rico on April 4th, 5th & 6th as I’ll have a table set up for sales of the epic, award winning, bestselling novel, “My Bad Tequila,” my new Children’s book, “ARIZONA Is Where I Live” and I’ll be taking pre-orders for the soon-to-be ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter” which most of the story takes place right here in lil’ ol’ Cave Creek, AZ.   When YOU get here, find my favorite bartender Dawn, or Rick the manager or Mark Bradshaw the owner and tell him Rico sent you and that you want a shot of Azunia Tequila followed by a Corona.  They’ll know then that you do belong to the greatest fraternity of Arizona Brothers and Arizona Sisters.  Give em’ a “Like” on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Hideaway-Grill/227878947315122

http://www.hideaway-usa.com/  

As Mark Bradshaw would say, “Keep The Shiny Side Up, & The Rubber Side Down”

 Now, to let you in on a few fun bands that I’ve listened to this past month:  While visiting Palm Springs, California, I went into one of my favorite watering holes, THE PUB, where I rocked out to “Nite Fixx,”  with Brian Nussle – bass, Chad Cancino – drums,  Chris Hoschin – Guitar and they all share in vocals, singing great tunes such as “I Can’t Drive 55” – Sammy Hagar with Van Halen;  “Rebel Yell”  - Billy Idol; “Sweet Child O’ Mine” – Guns N’ Roses; “Footloose” – Kenny Loggins and “We’re Not Gonna Take It” – by Twisted Sister.  

As Austin Powers would say, “YEAH, BABY!!!”

This time I didn’t have to visit a neighboring state to get some great Country / Rock with Hollywood Yates and the Wolf Pack at Harold’s Corral, again in lil’ ol’ Cave Creek, Arizona.  Hollywood aka Don Yates is an Amigo of mine that I met a couple of years ago at the LZ Bar and Grill aka The Landing Zone at 2175 South Harley Drive in Yuma, Arizona for their anniversary party.  Hollywood was the main act on stage and I was the only Author invited for a book signing right between the outside Tequila bar and the tattoo artist.  Hollywood gave me an autographed copy of his CD, “Like We Used To” in exchange for an autographed copy of “My Bad Tequila.”  A little history about Hollywood, he started out as a Rodeo Clown, then was the character “Wolf” on American Gladiators, has done some acting in movies including “The Crypt,” has done various commercials and now is concentrating on songwriting and performing.  Don “Hollywood” Yates may be one of the hardest working performers in the industry.  It was great to hear Mr. Yates with his band members of Jimmy, Rob, Rocky and Dave singing my favorite tune of Hollywood’s own song, “Like father, Like son, Like Hell.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbX_KWu2OS0

As Hollywood Yates would say, “Like father, Like son, Like Hell”

Well, there is “One Father” who is Great – Our Father who art in Heaven – GOD! Today, we celebrate GOD’s only Son who gave his life so that we might have a chance to live again.  Happy EASTER – JESUS!

In closing, I’ll leave you with two other tunes, that of the legitimate, illegitimate Son of the KING of Rock ‘n’ Roll – Elvis Presley.   Please listen to these two songs and you’ll know why I had to write John Dennis Smith’s story, “In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter.”    When John sings “American Trilogy” you would swear that Elvis is in the House and has not left the Building.

John Dennis Smith aka John Starr singing, “World, We Will Be Late Today” – my personal favorite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WOq2_IEgF4 

John Dennis Smith singing his Daddy Elvis’ song, “American Trilogy.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHIzOJVkTs

And, too, I am, one of the Blue Elvi or Blue Elvis’ as seen again on Bleacher Report: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1584172-5-ways-you-know-youre-a-boise-state-fan?

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    As Rico Austin would say, “Have a Double Shot of Reality”

Lots of fun things on the horizon, Uncle Rico was invited by Blue Ridge School District in Lakeside, AZ to discuss the profession of Author, Writer &/or Blogger to the High School students on Career Day.  The last time Uncle Rico spoke to High School Students was at Borah High in 1985 when running for Mayor of Boise, Idaho when he was a walk-on football player at Boise State University.  My, how times have changed.  On May 11th, Uncle Rico will be a featured Author on, “It’s Story Time with JD Holiday” on Blog Talk Radio at 10:00 am EST, so that means the Uncle Rico won’t be drinking much tequila the night before “Kiddy Talk.” http://www.blogtalkradio.com/worldofinknetwork/2013/05/11/its-story-time-with-jd-holiday-5-11-13

It will be a fantastic time as fellow Author JD Holiday is always sure to make each reading, a fun and an enjoyable experience for Listeners, Readers and Authors.    I will also be attending the Southwest Book Fiesta in Albuquerque, NM, where I will have an Author’s table #8 on May 10th, 11th & 12th sharing with AZ Author, Leslie Kohler.  Rico will be one of the featured authors at the Arizona Authors Association’s booth #525 on Friday, May 10th from 9 – 1 pm and again on Saturday, May 11th from 1-5 pm.    I will also be presenting on Saturday morning at 10:00 – 10:55 am on, "Success as a Writer: A discussion of Social Media - Why it is important to use; Especially if you are a Beginning Writer and/or Blogger."  We will discuss and have readings from my novels.   So please pack up your bags and come to the Land of Enchantment – New Mexico.  http://www.swbookfiesta.com/authors/RicoAustin.html

And then on May 19th, Rico has been chosen as the Author / Writer to represent ARIZONA in Annette Snyder’s, “Fifty Authors from Fifty States” Blog.  Each week of the year, Annette features and spotlights a different writing professional across the Fifty United States.  And ARIZONA is ready to be showcased on May 19th, 2013 – Arizona celebrated its 101st Birthday on February 14th, 2013!!!  http://annettesnyder.blogspot.com/
As Ernest Hemingway would say, “In order to write about life, first you must live it.”

Last but not least, please “LIKE” my new page on Facebook, "ELVIS - (In The Shadow Of)" https://www.facebook.com/#!/InTheShadowOfElvisPerilsOfAGhostwriter?...

As Elvis Presley would say, “Thank You, Thank You very much”

Saludos y Vayan con Dios,

Uncle Rico Rico Austin Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA
"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM


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   Arizona Amigo Mark Bradshaw's famous Hideaway Grill - somewhere in Cave Creek, AZ

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                                         Amigo Hollywood Yates in Cave Creek, AZ

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         Writer Rico Austin's newest book, "In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter"


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    Author Rico Austin & Arizona DUUUDE with My Bad Tequila at Pinnacle Peak Patio
                                                   Arizona Days - March 2013


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                              Pat Tillman - American Hero & ASU Football Player #42


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             Author Rico Austin visiting YUMA Territorial Prison - wearing Pat Tillman #42

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American Hero Pat Tillman #42 at practice with Linebacker Position Coach Lyle Setencich

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Amigos during Bike Week at Hideaway Grill - Rico Austin, John Smith Presley, Diana Smith,  Mark Bradshaw, Dawn, Kari & Rick down below with 'In the Shadow of ELVIS"


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                               Corporal Patrick Tillman RIP - Thank YOU for Your Service

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                  Amiga Dana, Author Rico & Friends in Cave Creek, AZ during Bike Week!

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                     My Bad Tequila at Biker Week in Cave Creek, AZ at Hideaway Grill

                                          My Bad Tequila - it's everywhere You want to be!
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Oscar Pistorius aka Blade Runner; In the Shadow of ELVIS; John Dennis Smith; Hideaway Grill; Azunia Tequila; Hollywood Yates and the Wolf Pack;

2/28/2013

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Amigas & Amigos,    I do hope that this short month of February has been long in kindness to YOU, YOUR Families & Friends.

Since this is a short month, it will be a short Blog – fair enough and given the fact that I am trying to get “In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter” completely edited and to the publisher by early next week as I have been invited to the Arizona Bike Week in Cave Creek at the world famous, “The Hideaway” for a book signing on both weekends  of April 6th & 7th & then again on April 13th & 14th by owner / biker / legend – Mr. Mark Bradshaw who lives some where in Cave Creek, Arizona.  I do hope it can be published and several hundred copies printed by then – going to be very, very close.

I am very saddened by the news of the criminal downfall of Oscar Pistorius (Blade Runner).  I do wish the family and friends of Reeva Steenkamp, my sympathy and condolences.  If you remember, I wrote that Oscar was a hero to me for overcoming such adversity and in competing in this last summer’s Olympic Games in London.   I claimed Oscar Pistorius as my hero, right alongside Pat Tillman in the August 22nd, 2012, “My Bad Tequila” Blog and now must rescind Oscar’s name from that short list.  Only Pat Tillman of Arizona State and Arizona Cardinal Football Fame ;  Conrad Hilton, founder of Hilton Hotels; and John Wayne remain on my HERO List!

The father of the bride that never will be, South African, Barry Steenkamp has asked that the “Blade Runner” come clean with the truth of what really took place at his home that tragic Valentine’s night.  Both Barry and June Steenkamp appeared on the “Cart Blanche” television program this last Sunday on South African channel MNet with their plea for honesty.

To add to the pain of the Pistorius family, Oscar’s brother Carl has been charged with murder as well, stemming from an incident in 2008, where he also is accused of killing a woman.  Lots of Bad News in South Africa.

However, I do have good tidings about South Africa.  My Amigo in Madison, GA, who is originally from South Africa became a United States citizen this month – Congratulations  to John M.  I had the pleasure of going to Iceland at the same time as he and his lovely wife; great couple and now they’re an American couple as Ann is originally from the U.S.

This last month I made a trip to Bakersfield, CA and took a couple of pictures at Buck Owens’ Crystal Palace as two of my Amigos have their Daddy’s Bronzed Figure in there.   Bob Wills, the famous Oklahoman,  known as the “King of Swing” is the father to Jim Wills in Wickenburg, AZ and the other is Elvis Presley, the most famous person from Tennessee and the Rock ‘n’ Roll KING who is the secret father of John Dennis Smith that lives in Cave Creek, AZ.   The story, “In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter” is the true story of Elvis’ legitimate, illegitimate Son and I was fortunate enough to have been asked to write his incredible journey and story.   I took the pictures and then gave each of them a copy for their private collection.

It does look as if “My Bad Tequila” will win another award (numero 14) as it is currently in first place for Book of the Month of February at Book Town.   For an update or to vote:  www.booktown.ning.com   GRACIAS 2 All!
One special occasion this weekend, Hell Yeah! my Amigo, Hollywood Yates and The Wolf Pack are Back in Arizona for the first time in a year!  They will be Raising Hell at Harold's Corral in Cave Creek, This Fiday and Saturday Night March 1st and 2nd... Come on out and "PARTY WITH THE PACK" Aaaaoooooooo.    I'll B there!       "LIKE"  & Join his Fan Page at https://www.facebook.com/HollywoodYatesMusic?fref=ts 

I am writing this Blog from my Double Tree Hotel in San Diego.  Last night I had a great Mexican food dinner of carnitas, carne asada, beans and rice with fresh hand made tortillas topped off with a tasty Margarita with one of my favorite TEQUILAS:   AZUNIA Tequila  - ask 4 it by name.   Where did I have this meal you ask?   In historic, Old Town San Diego at the Café Coyote.  If You love Mexican food and if ever in Old Town San Diego, a delicious meal at this restaurant should be on your dinner list.  http://www.cafecoyoteoldtown.com

Speaking of AZUNIA and  The Hideaway,  my Amigo Mark & Rick finally had it brought in to serve.   To my great surprise, I was offered AZUNIA Tequila last Saturday afternoon at the Biker Bar that always has some Cowboys, Tourists and Locals sitting at the bar. www.azuniatequila.com

I will close out by asking those that can, please visit me at the Tucson Festival of Books on Saturday and Sunday, March 9th & 10th where I’ll be peddling my new Children’s book, “ARIZONA” is Where I Live” available at AuthorHouse.com and soon at Amazon.com & BarnesAndNoble.com;   This delightful, educational must for Children is available in soft cover and eReaders of every kind. http://bookstore.authorhouse.com/Products/SKU-000620655/ARIZONA-Is-Where-I-Live.aspx   or at
http://www.amazon.com/ARIZONA-Where-Live-Rico-Austin/dp/1481708503/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1420931470&sr=8-1&keywords=arizona+is+where+i+live 


Last but not least, please “LIKE” my new page on Facebook, ELVIS -  (In The Shadow Of); 
“Thank You, Thank You very much”, as Elvis would say!

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Saludos y Vayan con Dios,
Uncle Rico Rico Austin Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA
"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM


www.mybadtequila.com
blog.mybadtequila.com
http://site.mybadtequila.com/Guestbook.php


PHOTOS BELOW!!!!!  

Here is the great cover for my new Children's Book, "ARIZONA Is Where I Live" which will be available the first of part of March in paperback & eReader on Kindle, NOOK, I PAD, every eReader available, Get it for YOUR Kids, Grandkids, Nephews, Nieces & Godchildren! Very educational & entertaining (for kids & adults)

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                                ARIZONA Is Where I Live:  available at Amazon.com http://www.amazon.com/ARIZONA-Where-Live-Rico-Austin/dp/1481708503/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1420931470&sr=8-1&keywords=arizona+is+where+i+live



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        Oscar Pistorius (Blade Runner) has been removed from my previous Hero list after
      killing his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp in a brutal, senseless murder rage of jealousy.


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               Model Reeva Steenkamp & Former Girlfriend of Murderer Oscar Pistorius

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             Bob Wills statue at Buck Owens' Crystal Palace in Bakersfield, CA

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           Elvis Presley statue at Buck Owens' Crystal Palace in Bakersfield, CA


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                  Arizona Amigo Hollywood Yates at Harold's Corral in Cave Creek, AZ

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