ENGLAND VACATION BLOG – Week One, July 13th – July 20th;
What can go wrong when You share and begin your wife’s life long dream of seeing London United Kingdom, Paris France, Scotland and Ireland on Friday the 13th?  Well, plenty went right as I do not believe the curse of Friday the 13th affects me.  I’m not saying or writing that there is no curse as some persons are bound for trouble each day and especially on witching days such as Friday the 13th; 

Our journey began from Scottsdale, AZ as our great neighbor Mr. Don K. drove us to the airport so that we would not have a hefty airport parking bill after 21 days of frolicking in Europe. We boarded a Southwest flight from PHX to SFO that is Phoenix Sky Harbor to San Francisco International for those who don’t get out much or are from another part of the country or world other than the Western US.  All went well to San Francisco then we had to change terminals from Terminal 1 to the International Terminal where mega construction is occurring. We took the Sky Tram and sure enough it broke down and we are stranded and still.  When the door finally opened I told Connie my wife, let’s get off this thing while we can as our three-hour window of catching our flight to Heathrow was now one and a half hour.  We caught the tram going to the opposite way which took longer, we were back to where we started and then some, but arrived at the International Terminal and found Virgin Atlantic.

We did not have any luggage to check, we decided to both take small suitcases and a backpack which I hauled with miscellaneous things such as an iPad that Amigo Rich C. had loaned me which was much lighter than my laptop and if it was to be lost or stolen, Rich told me, “not a big deal.”   So, packing enough for 6 days at a time, we knew that we’d have to do laundry at least three times during our adventure to avoid wearing dirty underwear. Great thing about having only five or six outfits and having to wear them a few different times while on vacation is that we almost never saw the same person twice, that we know of.

Virgin Atlantic has great service and friendly flight attendants and staff, but the seats are closer together than Southwest’s and then when a full entertainment center is put into the back of the seat in front of you, just no wiggle room and the computer of the unit is down on the floor in front of your feet so you lose mucho leg and feet room also.   Ten and a half hours of being cramped, watching movies and being fed twice still makes for a long trek across the pond. Total walking distance 3.4 miles or 7,669 steps.

We arrived at about 2:00 pm on July 14th, caught the “tube” or subway to Paddington and switched to the Circle Line and off at Westminster where there was a Trump protest going on and no taxis available; Police on horses, demonstrators everywhere with signs, but most looked as if they were homeless or mentally ill.  I asked one protestor who was carrying a sign, who looked relatively normal, “What are you protesting Trump about?”  His answer was, “I’m not sure, but Trump is in England and I’m getting paid $100 quid (which is slang for sterling or pound) for showing up and holding this sign in the air.”  I asked who is paying you, he replied, “Not sure who is behind it, but heard it was another American bloke.”  I asked is it Soros?  He said, “Yeah, that might be the name, sounds right, but I’m not supposed to be talking about it. Good thing you don’t have my name; You’re not a reporter, are you?” Do my wife and I look like reporters with our luggage being dragged around on this bridge crossing the Thames?  “No, but you Americans are a tricky bunch.”  I told him that I was a writer, not a reporter and that I may tell the story, but his identity is safe as I didn’t even have a first name and chose not to take a photograph of him.

Another gal with about 10 different holes with rings, studs & various pieces of steel protruding from her face, tatted up on all bare skin showing which included all she cared to show with a low-cut tank top which highlighted an unsightly belly and bellybutton adorned with a huge star surrounded by more tattoos also spewing how she hated Trump. I asked her why she was protesting Trump and her answer, “because he kills Mexican babies and separated children from their mothers.”  I told her very untrue, that Trump does not kill any type of babies and that he is only trying to enforce immigration laws as did Barack Hussein Obama when he held the presidency.  She too was earning $100 pounds for showing up and picketing with a sign.

So, there you have it, this wasn’t Russia meddling in politics, it was a fellow American paying foreign persons to spew hate and lies. So sad indeed!!! I am losing complete faith in all politicians, the news and (fake) journalism. 

After taking some tourist photos of a demonstration that no one seemed to understand exactly what or why they were carrying anti – Trump signs we hitched a ride with a bicycle cart dude who was one crazy ass biker and knew exactly where the Doubletree by Hilton in Westminster was. By this time, it is now 5:00 pm, we check into a lovely room overlooking the Thames river and a bar converted from a boat and decide to go for a walk and a pint or two so that we would be able to sleep soundly the coming night and fall right into routine with days and nights overcoming the nine-hour time difference.  Connie’s first English pub by the name of Marquis of Granby, a Nicholson Pub celebrating a famous, generous War Hero of the 18th Century. Arrival date of July 14th, 2.8 miles, 7,016 steps, 2 floors;

Day Two and Three: We hunt down the Original London Bus Tour which was tough as once again streets are blocked off, this time for a women’s bicycle race with used Hate Trump propaganda signs scattered all over the sidewalks and road by the littering protesters.  The tour package we purchased was a 48-hour tour which included a river tour. Over the two-day tour we saw Buckingham Palace, shopped at Harrod’s where we didn’t buy anything, but did get in an amazing “wow, look at that” & “can you believe how huge this store is” and we got a free Harrod’s felt bag from the Toy Department of which every child in the world should be blessed to visit.  What a place!  We toured Kensington Palace and witnessed the Princess Diana clothing collection which was magnificent – we all loved Princess Diana.  The parks were a bit disappointing, they were like weed fields with sidewalks and an occasional park bench with trees, very raw and I guess Earthy. The Tower of London was very nice, although quite crowded with school children and non-school children, some of which should have been locked away in a dungeon as was Anne of Boleyn.  Big Ben was having work done on himself, so he was mostly hidden behind big paint sheets most of the time. Riding on the tour bus was great, there were about 23 stops on one tour and 8 stops on the other tour, one was the red line and the other the blue line.  Connie & I took advantage of both tours some buses equipped with headphones telling about all the attractions, and some with a live tour guide educating us on sights and sounds of London.
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The subway system is one of the most amazing attractions to me on how far down into the bowels of London it goes. The structuring and complication of figuring out how to have a complete underground universe without the city of London and Westminster tumbling into the abyss is mind blowing to this Yankee.  We watched the World Cup Final with France vs. Croatia at the Marquis of Granby and later that evening took the tube (subway) to Piccadilly Circus where all the French were partying and climbing on a certain statue.  They were having the time of their lives at this road junction and public space of London’s West End in the City of Westminster. Piccadilly Circus was built in 1819 to connect Regent Street with Piccadilly. In this context, a circus, from the Latin word meaning “circle,” is a round open space at a street junction.​  End of Day Two, Sunday July 15 – 9.7 miles, 24,074 steps, 15 floors;

Day Three, Monday July 16: The worst and scariest sounding alarm greeted us to the day at the Doubletree on Monday am; Apparently, each and every Monday morning at 9:00 am there is a routine, practice fire alarm which we did not get the pleasure of being informed.  We did not get up early that morning! Connie was in the shower when the siren and announcement went off.  I grabbed our passports, and whatever I had in my backpack, hurried Connie along in her wet hair and body covered with a Hilton bathrobe and we scurried down the stairs all the while this alarm is going off, sometimes it would say it was a drill and then it would say “This is not a drill.”  Of course we were on the 11th floor and we did not dare use the elevators as we’ve been trained our entire lives to avoid elevators in the case of a fire.  Finally, when we descended rapidly, yet carefully down the stairs, everyone in the lobby was acting completely normal. I went to the front desk for further instructions and the clerk told me, “Oh, on Monday morning we always have a fire drill, nothing to worry about!”  “Nothing to worry about??? I retorted.  What about our hearts beating frantically and Connie being in a robe, drawn from a supposed to be nice, hot, relaxing shower, I thought!  Also, he added, “Oh, didn’t the check-in person mention it to you?”  “Hell no, no one mentioned anything to me and besides, what if there was a real emergency or fire on Monday morning, none of your employees would know it was not a drill.”  He looked at me blankly, I asked for a Doubletree Cookie and we went up the elevator to start our day over anew.  We did take the boat cruise under all the London Bridges except for the London Bridge which had been sold to Robert McCulloch of McCulloch chain saw fame. I’ve been on, over and under that bridge many times in my life so great to hear the story about in in Dear Ol’ London! Oh, & we ate fish and chips on Sunday and on Monday.  7.9 miles, 19,455 steps, 12 floors;

Day Four, Tuesday July 17:  We took the train from London Marylebone (of which the men's bathroom had a giant Monopoly board above the urinals) to Stratford upon Avon, home of William Shakespeare, a most delightful town that I had visited before, and knew that Connie would love the place. I figured that they would have several different matinees, but everything is in the evening, except for this day, they were having a special performance of “Romeo and Juliet,” but were sold out as it was being filmed for “Live from Stratford-upon-Avon.” We walked around and came back to see if anyone was not going to show up or be present and sure enough, four tickets became available, each for 50 pounds which is equivalent to about $80 bucks, but hey the new Royal Shakespeare Theatre is magnificent, holding 1040 individuals; Our seats were in Circle Door 1, row C, seats 7 & 8; I had been to the old theatre in the early 90s and asked when this one had been constructed, was told the old theatre had been renovated in 2010;  I was quite disappointed in the play, the thespians were magnificent and talented, but the director had tried to create a modern day Romeo and Juliet combined with Westside Story and ended up with nothing short of a joke. No costumes, no sets.  All that was used was a steel contraption with stairs and a covering to use as a balcony.  I won’t even mention the Director Lady’s name as she does not deserve any recognition at all for ruining a great story that William Shakespeare had written. I felt the theatre shudder and am sure it was Billy Shakespeare rolling in this grave.  At this particular showing about 1/4 of the seats could not be sold as they were filming with several cameras this particular performance and thus why there happened to be a matinee.  Again, we had fish and chips at a much more reasonable cost in Stratford at Barnaby’s Waterside vs. the high prices in London.  Close to Westminster subway station and our hotel we stopped for a drink on the Battersea Barge. The Battersea Barge (or Maria II as she was known then) was built in Holland in 1932. Shortly after this, she set sail for France where she was used to carry grain between Rouen and Paris. In 1941 Hitler requisitioned every available seafaring vessel in order to transport his tanks to France for his planned invasion of Britain. Maria II didn’t escape this fate and probably carried at least two tanks along the canals of Germany and France. Luckily, she didn’t reach England until the 1970s. She was brought across the Channel to Lymington in Hampshire where she had a makeover, followed by a brief spell as a restaurant. Sadly, the owner died and she fell back into disrepair. She was spotted in 1985, derelict and unloved, and was towed along the south coast to the mooring where she remains to this day – on Old Father Thames in Nine Elms, Battersea. We rested well that night after a few pints, hoping an alarm would not awaken us or cut our shower time short. 6.1 miles, 14,662 steps, 5 floors;
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Day Five, Wednesday July 18: Boarded another train at Kings Cross Station, stood in line to get a photograph of a Harry Potter scene with a shopping cart going right into the station wall, but didn’t make the front of the line since it was time to relax into a First Class seat on the lovely Virgin train.  We met a perfect Indian gentleman named Prakash S. on the train who owns Paras Engineering Works and decided he too was going to visit Stonehenge (price 25 pounds per person) as the engineering feat of moving such large stones and their placement fascinated him.  He had come to visit England with his son who on that day went to visit Oxford, that evening they would meet up again in London. As we talked with Prakash he shared with us that he too decided against the formal tour as we had opted to visit by train.  We shared a taxi from the Salisbury station, quite a lovely town and had the friendliest taxi driver, a retired bloke who took us around town upon the return, showed us the cathedral and pointed out where Sting the English musician had a house in the country, yes Sting the former lead singer and bassist for the group Police who pursued a distinguished solo career by his sophisticated blend of jazz, pop and world music.  Later that evening we dined on a delicious dinner at Alto by San Carlos at Selfridges’ glorious Rooftop Restaurant serving fine Italian dishes with vino as recommended by British born Julie who now resides in Arizona and Hong Kong. Upon return from the busy downtown of London to our locale in Westminster we walked over to the Tamesis Dock where it is carrying on the true tradition of a floating pub in Central London of a converted 1930s Dutch barge. It is permanently moored between Vauxhall Bridge and Lambeth Bridge on the Thames where you can see the London Eye, Houses of Parliament, Big Ben and part of the Doubletree hotel we were staying all while seated on the deck enjoying a cool beverage.  At times this place has live music (mainly free) on the water, but you can rent for a private event. Very cool indeed.  7.2 miles, 18,013 steps, 17 floors;
 
Day Six, Thursday July 19: The day started with a short trek to the local laundromat where we were helped extensively by a lovely woman who was beyond retirement years, but ran those washing machines and dryers like a Swiss Man would run a precision timed clock. We had a relaxing day near the hotel walking to the park. Upon arrival back to the hotel, we rested briefly and then off to the Fortune Theatre to see Woman in Black, an excellent mystery performance by two superb actors and one scary woman in black. A brilliant play costing only 17.50 British pounds equivalent to about $25.00 per person. I might add that on the way to the theatre the nearest subway or tube stop is Covent Garden Station and one of the few stations in Central London for which platform access is only by lift (elevator) or stairs. The lift was crowded with long lines awaiting and we decided to take the stairs, after three flights already crawled, there is a sign stating to the top is eleven floors or 195 steps to ground level. It was at that time we knew why the long elevator (lift) lines as only a very few persons were taking to the concrete, circular stairwell.  A stop at McDonalds for a Big Mac, fries & diet coke and back home, this time waiting in line for the lift.  9.5 miles, 23,960 steps, 31 floors;
 
Day Seven, Friday July 20:  Early departure with Connie’s first ride in an English Black Taxi with loads of space inside the back seat. Since we had all our luggage, fresh clothes and a fairly long ride on the train, some of it first class, some of it no so first class from Kings Cross to Cleethorpes to see long-time friends – the Grandfather of my God Daughter Paris R., Mr. Bernard F. who is the finest and most loving Englishman I’ve ever to known.  Unfortunately, his bride of some 40 years + Ms. Madeleine had passed a few years prior and I’d promised them many times when they visited Tom, Julie, Paris and TJ that I would make the trip over to visit them in Grimsby Town / Cleethorpes.  With the help of Bernard’s other Granddaughter the lovely Georgia, daughter of his son Ian and daughter-in-law Caroline we were able to have a fantastic meal of Fish & Chips at the Coach House Restaurant in Grimsby Town. Also present was the comical and entertaining 10-year-old Jude.  After dinner we were invited over to their home where chocolates and wine were served along with joyous conversations, lots of laughter and many smiles from dear Ol’ Bernard.  Earlier that afternoon upon arrival, Connie and I walked the boardwalk and seaside taking in all the carnival rides, food booths and sea air before Ian and Georgia retrieved us at The Nottingham House in Cleethorpes and Caroline later that night returned us back to the quaint, clean Inn which had three pubs and six rooms for sleeping accommodations with a full dining room.  We would highly recommend it to anyone visiting the Cleethorpes area.  Something exciting did happen on the train trip at the stop Doncaster which is about halfway between London and Cleethorpes 3 ½ hour trip.  As we arrived into the train station of Doncaster we did not have our luggage ready and little did we know that the train stop was only about a minute long, so some of the people got on right away and others got off right away.  Connie and I were dilly dallying and she had just exited the train with here suitcase when a loud bell went off & I hurriedly tossed my suitcase onto the platform as the door was shutting still with me, my backpack and my Harrod’s bag filled with food goodies and some souvenirs.  I frantically tried to open the door as the train began to pull away with Connie on the outside hysterically screaming, “My husband is still on the train,” while holding onto the door, running alongside the train and people on the platform are screaming at her to let go of the train.  I could see her already in tears as the we pulled away, gaining speed each moment that passed and separated us farther.  I went back to my seat, devastated, not knowing what Connie would do and an Englishman who had been seated near us asked me, “does your wife have a cell phone?” Yes, indeed she did and so did I, we had contacted Verizon to give us a European plan while on vacation as I needed to periodically check into work and answer questions for some customers who did not care whether or not I was / am on vacation, Emergencies, was the other reason for the plan and this was an Emergency. I called Connie who immediately answered, “hello?” with disbelief and I told her to stay where she was at and that I’d get off the train at the next stop in about half an hour and catch a train back to her. She had the passports and the train tickets, but I was not asked for either and made my way back to her. When she saw me, she was still crying, but now smiling and said as she kissed me, “I am so glad to see you!”  I could only mildly reprimand her to next time be quicker as some of the fault also lay with me for not having the bags ready. But, moral of the story, Connie after that was Johnny on the Spot five minutes before we rolled into any station where we were to exit.  4.3 miles, 9,745 steps, 11 floors;
 
Total walking for the week: 50.9 miles, 124,594 steps, 93 floors climbed and no need for an umbrella as July and August were one of the hottest months on record.  The UK can thank Us for bringing the hot, dry climate of Arizona to them.
 
Stay tuned for Week Two of the ENGLAND VACATION BLOG as we travel to Scotland for the British Open and then onto Ireland.
Photos below!!!
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"Peace, Love & Tequila"  TM
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50 Great Writers You Should Be Reading - Winner 2016 of The Authors's Show 
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Readers Favorite Book Awards - Silver (Fiction - Mystery - General genre 2011)
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"Five Parrots in a Palm Tree" - Superb Island Reading award 2011
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Arizona Authors Association - 3rd Place (Fiction Book of the Year 2011 - 2012)
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Bibliocracy.com - Author of the Month (June 2012)
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 Trump protest as we exited the subway at Westminster across from the Parliament!
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                                     Dialing for Dollars in London!
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  Ringing the Bell does no good for some of the Parliament Members - Pints important!
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             Big Ben being worked on so we didn't get to see the full England Time!
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                Buckingham Palace - we await the Queen!
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       Rico & Connie locked out of Buckingham Palace; the Queen must have forgotten tea!
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         I do believe they may let me in;  the gate has been opened at Buckingham Palace!
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                     Statue outside Buckingham Palace!
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    Connie inside the Tower of London overlooking Thames River and London drawbridge
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                     the glorious Crown Jewels - Connie is going window shopping!
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     a very rare photo -  the Royal Crown inside the heavily steeled & guarded vault 
                                               NO PHOTOS ALLOWED!
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                         Zoo in the past at Tower of London, moat down below!
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                on the Thames cruise drawbridge in the background
        

   
       Kensington Palace - we toured the Princess Diana display of all her lovely dresses!
                             This is very her Princes & their wives live - William & Harry!!!
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              Tower of London,  inside the castle were they keep the Crown Jewels!!!
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                    Eye of London as seen from Buckingham Palace grounds!
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                           Double Decker Bus & the Taxis - Pure LONDON GOLD!
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                            English style service on Virgin Train - Breakfast with a Smile!
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                   Countryside along the train tracks on day journey to Stratford-upon-Avon!

              The Royal Shakespeare Theatre on the banks of Stratford-upon-Avon!
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​                      YES - Shakespeare's most famous play - Romeo and Juliet at RSC!
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              Waiting for Romeo & Juliet to begin with the Royal Shakespeare Company!
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         Royal Shakespeare Company Theatre - soon, "O' Romeo, O' Romeo, where art thou?"

                      In great anticipation of Romeo & Juliet in Stratford-upon-Avon!
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    Notice all the cameras, seating limited as they were filming this matinee performance!

                           the Battersea Barge on Thames River
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                                                     Battersea Barge
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                                         On the Thames or on the banks of the Thames?
                                       To be or not to be? as Shakespeare would question;

                   
​                                        a look inside the ol' Battersea Barge!

                    on the other side of the Thames, trying to get to the Battersea Barge!
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                             Downtown London on the Double Decker Tour Bus!
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                                         inside Kensington Palace!
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                                        Gardens at Kensington Palace!
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    Kensington Palace, waiting for Prince William & Prince Harry - I'm ready for a pint or two!
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                    Harrod's Department Store - every shopper should visit - unbelievable!
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​                        Yes,  everyone shops at Harrod's!
                                        

                Here's my Harrod's Toy Bag I got just for looking at toys in Harrod's!
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                         Porridge at the Double Tree - the 3 Bears are nearby, I'm certain!

                         & here is Breakfast on the Virgin Train - First Class!
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        London has her share of Bridges - 7 or so of them in just London & Westminster!
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                                a view from the top of the Double Decker Tour Bus

      looks as if Connie is having a pleasant conversation in a famous London phone booth!
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                                 the Men's bathroom at Train Station!
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              & for taking care of real business in the Men's bathroom at London train station!

                Frenchmen & Frenchwomen celebrating the World Cup in Picadelli Circus!
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                                              STONE HENGE!
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                                     Rico at Picadelli Circus which means "Circle"
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                     Rico & Connie at Stone Henge;  Prakash is taking a photo next to us!
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                                      Connie taking a selfie at Stone Henge!   
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                Our new Amigo from India - Mr. Prakash & Rico discussing Stone Henge!

                                    Stone Henge close!
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                                     Stone Henge not close - afar!
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              Rico & Connie lovin' the day at Stone Henge - Mr. Prakash taking the photo!!!
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            this is how it is believed the stones were moved many of hundreds of miles!
                                              AMAZING & CONFUSING!!!

                           Royal Sceptors at Tower of London - sorry no more Stone Henge!

                                             Cathedral at Salisbury near Stone Henge!
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                      Prakash from India taking photos of the Cathedral at Salisbury!
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                                       Cathedral at Salisbury!
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                              the town of Salisbury!     very alive & vibrant!!
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                                            Parliament Building!
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                Italian dinner at Alto by San Carlo at Selridges Rooftop Restaurant!
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                                            Selfridges going to the roof top restaurant!
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                                      Alto by San Carlo at Selfridges!
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   Finally made it to the top of Covent Garden subway station - 193 stairs later - all concrete!
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                                   Outside Fortune Theatre - London
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                                                  Fortune Theatre!
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                     the set inside Fortune Theatre - magnificent play & actors!
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    Yes, this is the station Doncaster where Connie & I were separated by a fast moving train!
                                     Our speed improved greatly on boarding and exiting!
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   Entering Grimbsy Town & Cleethorpes - notice my cell phone in case we get separated!
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                           more of Grimsby Town & Cleethorpes!
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             Rico taking a selfie after arriving Cleethorpes, Connie is ready to explore!
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                                         Cleethorpes very near our hotel!
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                           The Nottingham House - one night in Cleethorpes!
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       Connie slowed down enough to let me take this photo upon arrival in Cleethorpes!
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                       the Nottingham House - very nice inn with 3 pubs!
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       Rico outside the Nottingham House with his Arizona sweatshirt & cactus swimsuit!
                                  I'll bet he is going to walk across the street & into the sea!
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                                     Sure enough there's that adventurous writer!
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                                at the Seaside in Cleethorpes!
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                    very nice memorial in Cleethorpes - ROYAL NAVY!
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             Donkeys on the Beach - here's something You'd see in Mexico but England???
                                             Fish & Chips always!!!

                      meeting our Friends Bernard & his grand daughter Georgia!
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    Dear ol' beloved Bernard, I finally was able to visit him in Cleethorpes after many years!
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                   Fish & Chips with Gravy in Grimsby Town!    Yummy!!!!
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        Yes, I ordered the Large Fish & Chips!!!    Outstanding, I had some take out for later!!!
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                       Connie & Caroline enjoying their first meeting & new friendship!

            My Amigo Ian, has been probably at least 20 years since I last saw him in Arizona!
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          time to leave after Wine & Chocolates!  Was to Great to see Mr. Bernard once more!
                      I've been promising him for 25 years that I'd come visit him in England!
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                     Ms. Georgia with her new book, I've gained some English readership!
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                                  Tale of Two Cities -  Charles Dickens!
                                                             make sure to read the writing on the wall!     
​               Goodbye Cleethorpes & Grimsby Town!!!

Many of you have been to or read about Arizona, mostly the central part which consists of the Phoenix / Scottsdale metropolitan area where over 4.5 million citizens of the state’s 7 million population reside or the Northern part of the state with Sedona and Flagsttaff; But, have you visited the Southeastern part of the state?

As you head south of Tucson on Interstate 19 which runs from the east side of Tucson to the border of Mexico where you’ll encounter a border town named Nogales, AZ, population 20,000 on the US side and right across the border is Nogales, Sonora, Mexico which is over 15 times the population of the community north of the Mexico wall.

Nogales, Arizona is a quiet, clean community of which most of its business deals within the trucking and shipping business with lots of fruit and vegetable storage. Nogales, Sonora on the other hand is dirty, loud, bustling city with a railroad that runs right smack through the middle of town which does not separate the town, it just causes school children, working moms and dads, shoppers and retirees to cross the railroad tracks, sometimes several times a day, adding to the danger of living in a border town on the Mexico side.

In Nogales, Arizona there is an upscale steak, seafood restaurant also serving traditional Mexican dishes named Mr. C’s Supper Club of which I’ve enjoyed lunch with the delicious carne asada a couple of times. I’ve never spent the night there except for the time back in 1985 when on a Spring Break trip from Boise State University, other students and I slept in a park in our sleeping bags about 4 blocks north of the International Entry.

After spending the night at the Hilton in Tucson and meeting up with my Amigos Char and Chad Lynn at Hops for happy hour of Tequila that evening, I then drove the next morning to Tombstone, “the town to tough to die” or “Home of the OK Corral gunfight.”  I walked the boardwalk and dirt roads of about 5 blocks of the main street and a couple adjoining streets where the Birdcage Saloon and Doc Holiday’s Bar and Restaurant awaited me and my parched throat from that warm day at the end of November.  Too, I strolled into a shooting arena and fired a Ruger revolver with paint bullets at a human, metal silhouette and had a nice firing cluster of blue surrounding the heart of the lifeless, standing victim which was about 15 yards away. I practiced my fast draw, pretending to side with Wyatt Earp and his brothers against the bad dudes: Tom and Frank McLaury, Billy and Ike Clanton and trouble maker Billy Claiborne, severing all of their hearts with my six shooter and then received a high five from Mr. Doc Holiday himself after bringing the last of these bad boys to their death which would lead their bodies to a burial on Boothill.

I then mounted my Chevy Silverado and the horsepower carried me another 40 miles or so to Bisbee, an old mining town with a huge, open pit mine near the center of town. Thanks to a recommendation from Chad I inquired at the Copper Queen Hotel about spending the night in this historic, haunted establishment which holds the distinction of being Arizona’s longest continually operated hotel. This magnificent four story building was built from 1898 to 1902 by the Phelps Dodge Corporation to serve their mining investors and dignitaries during their visits to Bisbee, at one time the 2nd most populous city in the West, second only to San Francisco which became famous and overgrown during the rush of 1849.  The young clerk gave to me the room key 315, that room was marked Julia Lowell when I arrived. I unlocked the door and chills came over me and darkness enveloped my psyche.  I walked the grand staircase back to the main floor and lobby and inquired, “Who is Julia Lowell?  Her name is on the door.”  The answer which came from the lad’s lips explained of why the extreme and cold uneasiness I had I witnessed. “Julia Lowell is perhaps the most famous ghost in these parts of Arizona, she was a woman of the night, in her thirties and she was also the daughter of the proprietor of Copper Queen at that time. Ms. Lowell used the hotel for her clients and had the room nearest the bad stairs for easy, unnoticed entry into her prostituting world. After professing her love to one of her clients, he rebuked her and she became overwhelmed with grief and depression and hung herself outside her room.”  I noticeably shaken, drew the key from the pocket of my Levis and laid it on the counter. He continued, “Guests and staff here at the hotel have said that they feel her presence on the second and third floors of the west side of the building. Male staff and guests have actually heard a female voice (Julia’s) whispering in their ear.”  Uh, I don’t sleep very well to begin with so I sure as heck don’t want to be bothered by a whore ghost!” I replied emphatically to which his response was: “We’ve had a few paranormal ghosts tv shows done here and You are very lucky to have the opportunity as it is the most requested room at the Copper Queen.” 

I saw on the second floor, room 211 is John Wayne’s room, is that available?”  I was given the key and put my belongings in the “Duke’s” room where he stayed while filming westerns in the area.  There are 13 photos of the Marion Robert Morrison, his birth name before Director John Ford gave him his famous acting name of John Wayne. The reason that John Wayne choose this as his room is because it is next to the elevator and the closest room to the bar downstairs.  One night after heavy drinking, a shot was fired from Mr. Wayne’s room, but no one hurt, just a bullet to the wooden floor, seems the Big Cowboy had a loaded round in the chamber and didn’t realize it when taking off this gun belt and accidently fired the bullet into the hardwood. It created quite a ruckus that night and eventually everyone settled in again for the night without need of disturbing the law of Bisbee that late night.

There is also a room named after Arizona Author J.A. Jance as she writes several mystery novels about Arizona and has had a couple with locales in the Bisbee area. Must admit I’ve never read any of her books even though I have met her a couple of times. I have so many books that authors have given me that I try to find the time to read these before seeking out others of which are not given to me as gifts.  The clerk told me that sometimes Ms. Jance comes to Bisbee to write and they give her the room of which she spends many hours of seclusion.  I do hope someday I’ll have a hotel room named after me or with my name hung on the door for all to wonder what the real story is behind the closed door.

That evening I listened to some music by a great guitarist who played a 12 string and an 18 string guitar beautifully – Mr. Johnny Bencomo who has a voice like the late, great Marty Robbins. While in the bar of Copper Queen, I sat and lounged on the white, vinyl couch and chairs which were at one time in John Wayne’s room, but after making the room much smaller to accommodate more guests, Mr. Wayne donated the furniture to the hotel and in the bar it landed to be enjoyed by many generations of future guests.  I purchased two of Johnny’s CDs as Christmas gifts for my wife and walked over to St. Elmo’s Bar where a hard rock band Kaustic was playing. The next morning I arose, looked at the deep mining pit in the center of town and drove to my next stop in Douglas, Arizona.

I pulled in front of the glorious Gadsden Hotel in the center of town and walked around where Pancho Villa had ridden his horse some hundred years ago up the marble steps where there is a chunk of marble missing where Pancho’s horse’s back hoof caught the edge of the seventh step and tore the marble off, just narrowly slipping and falling to the bottom.

I then drove to Portal, AZ near the New Mexico border, a very lovely, mountainous retreat with a small post office and a library of which I donated a copy of each, My Bad Tequila and BAJA LOCO to the Myrtle Kraft Library for others to enjoy.

My travels then took me to the cotton fields and more Copper mining pits of the Safford / Morenci community where I took a few photos of cotton being picked by machinery and getting hauled to the gin.
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Lastly, I cruised slowly through Miami and Globe, Arizona which too are mining towns just a hundred miles East of Phoenix and then back home to my beloved Scottsdale / Cave Creek home.

Rico's fine books can be purchased at Amazon.com or BarnesAndNoble.com;

Please visit his website at www.ricoaustin.com

 
​Downtown Tombstone Courthouse established 1882

Tombstone, AZ - fast draw target practice by Author Rico Austin
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Julia Lowell's haunted room at Copper Queen Hotel in Bisbee, AZ
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   the outside exit near Julia Lowell's room so that her customers of the night would not be seen leaving or coming into the Copper Queen Hotel in Bisbee, AZ!
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  Rico outside John Wayne's room 211 at Copper Queen Hotel - the 2nd most requested room after Ms. Lowell's haunted room!
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  John Wayne's signature about half way up the list in 1974!
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   When You're staying in the Duke's room, You might need 3 locks to keep the bad guys & bad girls out!
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     John Wayne's room had a total of 13 different photographs of the Duke himself including the bust on the Cowboy on the dresser,  above Rico Austin's head!
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​     A very young John Wayne pictured here in the room!

 The bed that John Wayne & Rico Austin both slept in - over 40 years apart at Copper Queen
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          Author Rico Austin Ph.D.'s cowboy boots on John Wayne's green carpet!
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     Author Rico Austin enjoying John Wayne's furniture in the bar at Copper Queen!
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              Johnny Bencomo the 12 string & 18 string guitar player & performer!
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       Johnny Bencomo & Rico Austin with Johnny's 12 string & 18 string guitars!
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  The talented Mr. Johnny Bencomo with his autographed copy of "In the Shadow of ELVIS by Author Rico Austin Ph.D. outside the Copper Queen Hotel in Bisbee, Arizona!!!
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                 the Open Pit Copper Mine in downtown Bisbee, AZ!
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          the Gadsden Hotel in downtown Douglas, AZ - border town in Arizona!
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             the beautiful Gadsden Hotel lobby in Douglas, AZ!!
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             Gadsden Hotel marble stairs of which Pancho Villa on his horse rode!
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  Rico Austin at t op of the staircase of the Gadsden Hotel where Pancho Villa rode his horse!
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      Chipped marble stair on the 7th step of the Gadsden Hotel by Pancho Villa's horse!
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                 top of marble staircase looking down into the lobby of the Gadsden Hotel
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                 The Saddle & Spur - tavern inside the Gadsden Hotel outside the lobby!
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    a great story about Pancho Villa & MacKenzie Lee Reidy's Great, Great Grandfather!
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               Pancho Villa story & history at the Gadsden Hotel in Douglas, AZ!
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              Post Office in Portal, AZ near the border of New Mexico!
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               Author Rico Austin & the mountains near Portal, Arizona!
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           Mountains near Portal, Arizona in the Southeastern part of the state!
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  Myrtle Kraft Library in Portal, AZ where Rico Austin donated his epic best selling, award winning MY BAD TEQUILA & a copy of the BAJA LOCO, 4 Racing Days & Tequila Nights on the NORRA Mexican 1000!
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         Cotton Field near Safford & Morenci, Arizona!
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      Cotton getting dumped before hauled off to the Cotton Gin!
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A Tale of Two Men and Two Uniforms – One a NFL Product, One a Struggling Hero!   
About this whole NFL kneeling situation we have going.
     One young man graduated high school in 2010.  His teenage years were a bit of struggle. He grew up in the south side, poor of town.  His mother was the breadwinner of the family and worked endlessly to keep clean clothes on his body, a roof over his head and healthy food on the table . Academics wasn’t his thing and his grades were below average at best. But, there was one thing that made him stand out:  he weighed 230 lbs and could run 40 yards in 4.3 seconds while handling a football.
     As for the other young man, he was the football player’s best friend, nearly identical  in all things except not as big in physical stature and he didn’t play football.  Instead of going to football practice after day after school, he went to work at the local grocery store for minimum wage. 
     The football player was heavily recruited by all the major universities and spent most every weekend of his senior year visiting the colleges where coaches and boosters alike made every effort to convince him their campus was best. Red carpet was laid before him.  Meanwhile, his best friend worked double shifts at McDonald’s. Attending a fine college was never an option for him. On the very day the football player signed with State University, his best friend signed paperwork with an Army recruiter. One young man went to summer workouts. The other young man went to basic training.
     The football player lived the next four years in the athletic dorm, eating at the university cafeteria. He spent his Saturdays on the football field, adoring fans cheering him as he ran out into the stadium. Free tutors attended to his every academic whim. He attended class when and if he wanted to.  Yes, he worked hard while lifting weights, running sprints, studying plays, and with that work and talent he became one of the top college players in the country. His best friend was assigned to the 101st Airborne Division. While one led a pleasurable life in college, the other was deployed to Iraq once and Afghanistan once. He became a Sergeant and led a squad of 18 and 19 year old soldiers who grew up nearly in the identical circumstances he had. He shed his blood in Afghanistan and watched other young American Soldiers give their lives, limbs, and youth in serving the USA.
     Player went to the NFL combine and topped the charts. He hired an agent and was drafted in the first round while your agent immediately went to work, ensuring that you received the highest compensation humanly possible.  Young Man number one signed for $18 million although he had never stepped onto or played on a professional football gridiron. His best friend re-enlisted in the Army for four more years. As a combat tested sergeant, he is promised to be paid $32,000 per year.
     Football Guy will drive a Maserati on the streets of San Francisco.  His long ago forgotten Amigo in the Army will ride in the back of a Blackhawk helicopter with other combat loaded soldiers.  Player will get his rest at the Waldorf Astoria.  Soldier will dig a hole in the ground and pray for a couple hours of sleep.  Player will “make it rain” at the night clubs.  Soldier will hope for rain as the temperature reaches 120 degrees.
On early Sunday afternoon, Player will run into a stadium as tens of thousands of fans cheer and call out his name.  His former best friend, might now even realize what day of the week it is, as the days are seemingly the same except for the friends he has lost that day in battle.  No adoring fans are with him, only the opposition Taliban who are trying to kill him and his faithful soldier.  Once in a great, great while, he and his fellow combatant soldiers have the opportunity to rest from the front lines and “go to the rear” to rejuvenate.  Soldier might get lucky and  able to catch an NFL game on TV and brags of his famous friend from a neighborhood of years past. But, the moment the National Anthem plays Soldier jumps to his feet and salutes the flag on the television and tears well up in his eyes for the pride his heart and mind are feeling for his nation and countrymen.  It is then that the camera zooms in on his former high school friend who is seen on national television taking a knee while the Star Spangled Banner is being played and sung by another high paid celebrity. Soldier cannot believe what he is seeing, that his former high school class mate is defaming and discrediting the very thing that helps make this country great.  And, Player has everything in the world that money and fame can buy, but refuses to stand with his hand over his heart while the National Anthem is being performed. Soldier is devastated and no longer will share tales of his former friend’s world class life.
     While the NFL Football Player is protesting the plight and unfairness of the under privileged life of the black man in the United States, the other young man, thousands of miles away from being his own home soil will give thanks to God that he has the honor of defending his great country.
     To the players and owners of the NFL:  It is we the people who purchase your high priced tickets, turn the TV channel to your game, and wear the jerseys of our favorite squad or players’ number.  It is now sad and with regret that I write of our anxiously waiting for Sundays so we can cheer for you and your God given athleticism.  Please understand that we care little about your opinions unless we find them offensive and then you will hear US roar louder than we have ever roared before, and it won’t be in the stadiums across America. As human beings you have the absolute right to express yourselves, but we have the absolute right to boycott you. Your drug use, DUIs, domestic violence, and your vulgar displays of wealth have all been tolerated and forgiven until now.  I for one am ashamed of putting my admiration of your physical agility before what is morally right. You have now gone too far. You have insulted our flag, our country, our soldiers, our police officers, and our veterans.  As well-paid athletes you are living the ultimate American dream, yet you depreciate, belittle and discredit our great country. For now I am done with NFL football and encourage all likeminded Americans to follow your heart and beliefs and if that leads to boycotting the NFL, so be it.
     Yes, there are injustices and life isn’t always fair and we’ve all experienced them, some more than others, but we all make choices – good or bad, right or wrong; but, by the NFL players using our National Anthem and Flag on National TV to promote their so-called activism is extremely wrong, especially when many are themselves involved in illegal and immoral activities.
     Thank YOU Soldiers, Veterans and Police Officers for Your Daily Sacrifices which do help make our Country of the United States of America a safer and better place to live life.  GOD Bless the U.S.A.

Peace, Love & Tequila!   www.ricoaustin.com
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  One of the most ungrateful human beings on the face of the Earth!!  made millions & then said he was underprivileged, but gave none of his millions to the poor - Colin Kaepernick = Loser!

  am American Soldier sacrificing life, limb for our Freedoms & Liberty, not paid much in wages!   Does not complain!

   Pat Tillman #40 a True Hero, gave up millions of dollars in the NFL  to serve his Country!

Author Rico Austin is parting ways with PGA TOUR Golfer Phil Mickelson; Dear Mr. Phil Mickelson, for over 25 years I've followed your career when you were a standout on the Arizona State University golf team playing ASU Karsten Golf Course; I've seen you at many TPC Phoenix / Scottsdale Opens and cheered for you from the tall grass outside the trimmed fairways, sent you letters, emails and not once did you acknowledge me with a tip of your hat or give me a golf ball or thank me when I sent you an autographed copy of the epic, best selling, award winning My Bad Tequila!  Well, now that you've parted ways with Mr. Jim (Bones) Mackay without heartbreak or ache and  guess this is where I let you know that I too have a new favorite golfer; I've been watching him continue to get better and better and now with him winning the British Open Championship Golf tourney this last weekend in heroic fashion, I'm truly convinced he has now replaced you in my golf watching heart. so Adios on National Tequila Day as I do one last shot in your memory!" regards, rico austin; C'mon over here Jordan Spieth and give me a high five and I hope in the next 25 years you might see fit to give me a wave, tip of the hat or a signed golf ball to remember you by as you continue to surpass and break golfing records due to your incredible talent!   Peace, Love & Tequila!!  

I had not returned to Ensenada, where the start of the NORRA 1000 begins since my inaugural journey of 2014 when I went down with Jim Riley (the Azunia Tequila & General Tire) team, joined with Rick  Johnson race team, the Messers race team, Russ Philips race team, Jefferies Racing and Palapa Boy Racing, who all combined and joined forces with their crews (which consisted of friends & family members who knew how to turn a wrench or adjust a carburetor) to enter a '57 Chevy, '71 Nova, '67 Ford Pickup, a Jalopy, a Trophy-Lite and a bad ass 4 seater pre-runner sweeper vehicle owned by Mark & Chris Taylor that helped out a dusty bunch of drivers in that 2014 race. 

Again, my trip began in San Diego as it did in 2014 when I was invited down to experience the BAJA & the NORRA Mexican 1000 by Jim Riley and to write a book about my  first acquaintance with the narrow trails and winding cow paths cut into the rugged Baja desert by heaven's outcast angel.  After spending nearly two and one half years writing of the drivers', navigators', crew members', fans' interviews and my thoughts, "BAJA LOCO, 4 Racing Days & Tequila Nights on the NORRA Mexican 1000" was born, finished and published in November 2016, just in time for the 50th Anniversary of the first 1967 NORRA 1000.

I would not be making the entire length BAJA trip as my wife and I had been invited to attend a wedding of Amigo Zack Larson and his soon-to-be Bride - Miss Dulce;  If the name Zack Larson somehow sounds familiar it is because he is a celebrity / reality star on Discovery's "Deadliest Catch" and the son of Captain Wild Bill Wichrowski, also a mainstay on the Reality show airing the dangers of the Alaskan King Crab Fishermen.  The wedding would take place in San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico where Wild Bill Wichrowski, Zack Larson, Dulce Zuloaga, Connie and I all have beach homes or condos and believe me, it is a 180 degrees different in weather and scenery than Dutch Harbor, Alaska except for having shores that lead out into the mild warm, blue waters of the Sea of Cortez and the icy cold, blue waters of the Bering Sea.

My week began with a drive to Yuma from Scottsdale, Arizona on Monday, April 17th as I needed to sell move / sell some tires to distributors - my daytime employment which allows me the time of traveling for my nighttime passion - drinking Tequila and writing of adventurous stories for my readers and fans to enjoy.  I spent the night at 310 Madison Ave. at Pivot Point along the banks of the Colorado River where the Hilton Garden Inn has a four story hotel.  YES, did you catch that address?   Remember the Western with Russell Crowe and Christian Bale in 2007, well it is a remake of  1957 American Western film starring Glenn Ford and Van Heflin and directed by Delmer Daves.  The film was based on a 1953 short story by Elmore Leonard.  The film is about a drought-impoverished rancher who takes on the risky job of taking a notorious outlaw to justice. In 2012, the film was selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant".  Again, most great movies were books in the beginning, as was the epic, award winning, best selling novel "My Bad Tequila" which I am working with Voyage Media in Hollywood to eventually turn into a movie classic. The work has already been done on the "Treatment" and now to work on the "Screenplay."

The next day found me in San Diego with temperatures a bit too mild for me, though many will argue that they prefer the sea breeze and misty filled air.  I am an Arizonan transplant of 25 years from Idaho and I look forward and embrace the 90 - 110 degree summer days, especially when I am near the "My Bad Tequila" swimming pool and the blender is close by, filled with margaritas that taste of lime snow cones to my lips.

After finishing the week out in San Diego with a mad dash down the Interstate 15 to Rancho Cucamonga, Friday, the 21st of April had arrived and I crossed the border into Tijuana and drove past Rosarito and into downtown Ensenada, parked a few blocks away from the Convention Center where racing vehicles and cycles had already lined up to check in for their various Tech Checks and be on temporary display for the locals of Mexico and fans who made the journey from the United States to cheer on their favorite vehicles and drivers.  First thing, I went in and saw Jennifer Coleman and gave her an autographed copy of "BAJA LOCO" as Michael Pearlman of NORRA asked for the first autographed copy of which I had sent to him in the mail a few months earlier. I then purchased two bottles of the 50th Anniversary NORRA Tequila, Commemorative Special Edition 1967-2017 Mexican 1000 "The Happiest Race on Earth." One bottle for me and one for my neighbor, who lives down the street.  Yep, Mr. Don Kodl would be getting a bottle as he is always giving me the latest and greatest bottles of Tequila from COSTCO of which he visits at a minimum twice a week and three times when his wife Tina is out of town.

I wandered around awhile, saw my good Amigo Warren Baird and we talked of the 2014 NORRA Mexican race and what each of us has been up to  since, including his teaming up with Mickey Thompson's son in Utah, helping him set land speed records on the Bonneville Salt Flats between Salt Lake City, UT & Wendover, NV.  The son of murdered racing legend Mickey Thompson, the famed "Speed King" of the 1960s, finally wrote his family name - Thompson into racing's record books with two runs over 400 mph on August 14th, 2016.   Danny Thompson clocked in Sunday at over 402 mph in Challenger 2, a sleek blue streamliner he and his team built on the chassis of his father's 1968 race car.  During Saturday's run, he had gone 411 mph. His official average time was 406.7 -- besting his father's historic 1960 one-way run by a hair, as Danny's father's had been clocked at 406 miles per hour; however, Mickey Thompson never held the official record because his car broke down and couldn't make a second trip. Racing rules require two trips on the 8-mile course, and official speeds are recorded by averaging the top speeds of each run.

I finally excused myself because of excitement to be seeing and staying at the famous Horsepower Ranch outside of  Ensenada for the first time ever in my 56 + years on Earth. I had first learned of Horsepower Ranch after having chatted with Bruce Meyers in Ensenada three years earlier and I had to include that conversation about the mystical Horsepower Ranch in the fifth chapter, page 49 of "BAJA LOCO, 4 Racing Days & Tequila Nights on the NORRA Mexican 1000. After having done some research on Horsepower Ranch, I easily found a direct quote in reference to the Horsepower Ranch by Marty Fiolka, in his book "1000 Miles to Glory: The History of the Baja 1000."  "This place fixes everything ...." - Marty Fiolka.

I followed the directions given me by Anna Hoyle of whom had given me my first impression of Horsepower Ranch except what I had read from Marty's quote.  A couple  of months prior, when trying to book a stay at the famous racing and housing establishment after my schedule had arranged for me to once again visit the BAJA and its Mexican 1000 race, I sent a message on facebook and made a phone call to the number displayed  and the most pleasant voice on the line answered and Anna assured me if a cancellation should occur I would receive the vacant room to be a guest of the Horsepower Ranch.  About three weeks before the race a room in the bunkhouse became available and I would be housed where many a Racing Legend has stayed and retold their tales of racing days gone forth into the past.

I found the place with ease as I  had followed the great directions given me by Anna and also on Horsepower's facebook  page -  near KM 9 on Highway 3 outside of Ensenada, Baja California! Upon arrival there to greet me was Ms. Anna and in strolled Tracy Valenta who had just been inducted into Baja Racing Hall of Fame this past November 2016 in Las Vegas where I met up with Edwin "Hollywood" Dowland and his wife who were in Vegas to honor his former driver and teammate as Hollywood had served as a crew member many years for Tracy and his cars. I was in Vegas for the yearly SEMA Show of which I've attended probably close to twenty shows during my entire tire career.  That day was the first time I had ever heard the name Tracy Valenta.  If you know me, then You also know that I don't believe in coincidences. I believe things happen in our lives for a reason and the same thing goes for being introduced into the racing community, it is to write and help document the history of BAJA Racing and of its' racing heroes, crew members and fans who make this one of the most exhilarating, exciting motorsport events in the world. As written in "BAJA LOCO," I wonder, "How did I  get to land such an excursion, having virtually no knowledge or ties to the racing world?  Tequila and Writing!  Two worlds of which I loved introduced me to a third world of Baja Racing in Mexico."

A few minutes later, co-owner Adrian Hoyle came in and introduced himself and Anna showed me to my accommodations in the "Bunkhouse" which were not bunkhouse accommodations at all - a shared bathroom with one other room, a big window to look out over the gorgeous Mexican countryside and let the soft, Pacific air breeze in through the screen and two soft beds side by side, one for each night!

I wandered down to the pool and was the only guest there, so I had a private pool to myself, just as I do when I'm at home and lounging by the "My Bad Tequila" swimming pool.  Justin Hoyle came out and introduced himself, he was busy helping a hired hand getting the sound system ready for the night's concert. I then went back to my humble abode, showered and set up my book signing on the expansive veranda.  Mr. Jerry & Mrs. Carrie Penhall of Baja Racing lore were my first customers to purchase "BAJA LOCO" and got me off to a successful evening of meeting many racing legends including one of the partners of Horsepower Ranch, Mr. Todd Clements. Mark Stahl, Doug Robertson,  Jeff Robertson, Rick Minga, Lorenzo Person, Alex Quintana, Victor Cachia, Bill Brindle III,  PJ Jones, Arlene Bompensiero, Craig Stewart, David & Barbara Rainey, Mark McMillan, Bruce Meyers with his bride of more than 50 years, and of course Mr. Marty Fiolka with his stories were all present.   Tacos were served that night with many a cerveza and tequila and sleep was peaceful.

The next day after a quick, another private swim and a hearty breakfast I went back into Ensenada to see my 2014 Racing Amigas & Amigos; I ran into Jim Riley, Rick & Brenda Johnson, Florian Oger who had purchased Jim Riley's 1971 yellow Snortin' Nortin' Chevy Nova, his son Alex Oger and teammate Sam Hanson, Dana & Robyn Dague, Rick Dorn, Chase Dague, Mark "Hoss" Milson, and sold them all some "BAJA LOCO" books and went back into the Convention Center and purchased two more bottles of the commerative NORRA Special Edition Tequila with my newfound dinero.  This time a bottle for the team of Horsepower Ranch thanking them for their incredible hospitality and friendship and the other bottle would be traveling to San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico on the other side of the Sea of Cortez, on the mainland side as a wedding gift to Zack & Dulce to go along with their American Express gift card already purchased and in the wedding card envelope.

When  I arrived back at the Hacienda at Horsepower Ranch dinner was being served of carne asada, chicken, potatoes, beans and cake for desert - Deliciosa Comida!  When we all gathered back into the main bar I presented to Adrian and his staff, the bottle of Tequila and my book, "BAJA LOCO" where Adrian then announced that the bottle of Tequila would not be opened, but would be put in the famed, windowed shelf behind the bar alongside "BAJA LOCO!" I was truly honored and had to wipe a tear or two from my eye as Mickey Thompson's book was in that case as was such famous autographed helmets of Sal Fish and Rod Hall.  That evening after the bar closed, Adrian Hoyle, Rick Minga, Marty Fiolka and myself enjoyed tequila in the drawing room next to the fireplace where many a laugh was heard and story enjoyed that night.

The next morning while driving to  San Felipe I reflected on my perfect 2 day / night stay and the invite Adrian had offered for me to return for the SCORE BAJA 1000 and to bring my wife the next time when there will be a party of about 1000 race fans, drivers and crew members. I may have to visit Horsepower Ranch, Ensenada, MX a 2nd time after the Great Hospitality of Walter Adrian Hoyle. Anna aka An Ho, Todd Clements, Justin Hoyle, Rodrigo Cervantes & the entire staff at Horsepower Ranch.

I entered San Felipe around noon the next day, well ahead of the racers, checked into the Sand Dollar Hotel where Amigo John Trinkle greeted me with great news that I would be upgraded to a 2 bedroom condo on the Sea of Cortez since he was sold out because of the NORRA BAJA 1000 race.  Much to my great surprise there awaiting at the finish line was Amigo Steve Ware who is Jim Riley's father-in-law. I had not seen Steve for three years so we chatted as we awaited the racing vehicles to show with their cloud of dust.

Lo and behold, who  do  I  see with the finish line girls?  None other than Amigo Cesar Quirarte and he hands me a Tecate Light to turn the dirt in my throat into a light mud which slides down my throat and again I feel refreshed as only a cold cerveza can make a person feel.  Photos were taken with Race Flag Girls - Lisa, Radalie & Shelley, with photo bomber Cesar who also let me welcome the Rippin' Rooster '57 Chevy driver Jim Riley & his navigator with an ice cold Tecate Light;  When the Palapa Boy truck came across the line I shared in the team photo because the day prior Mr. Dana Dague had made me an honorary crew member and tossed me a t-shirt which I wore with pride all the day long.  Quite a party at the El Cortez Hotel inside the Barefoot Bar where I ran into Amigas Nicole Cougher and Dawnette Carpenter and Amigos Mel & Damen Jefferies who are Dad & Son Baja Fanatics that did not go ahead and put an entry into this year's NORRA 1000, but are revving up for the SCORE BAJA 1000 in mid November 2017.  We all partied until the bartenders and waitresses told us to get out, go home and get some ......... sleep!

Next morning came quicker than most of us would have chosen. That dawn, the rooster was perhaps my least favorite bird on the planet and probably the loudest. I hurried down to catch my Amigos vanish down the dusty wash that leads out of San Felipe and puts them in the direction of Bahia de Los Angeles. I then went and played some volleyball to cool off and rinse the faintest speck of pure, light dirt which had enveloped my body, sold some books and met some Amigos at The Parrots Cracker Beach Bar & Grill owned by Amigo Robbie Castaneda & his main squeeze Dawnette Carpenter - both BAJA Racers and Drivers, of course and co-founders of "Racing for Boobs".

Early next morning at 3:50 am I was on Highway 3 headed North for the border. An early speeding drive through Mexicali earned me a flashing red light atop a policia carro.  I kept going for about 3 blocks as I was near the border, but a damn red light screwed up my getaway and the Mexican cop pulled along side me with mustache twitching and face reddening in anger, shook his finger at me to pull aside the broken asphalted boulevard. After three minutes of quick negotiation, a $10.00 exited from my front shirt pocket to his rear jean pocket, a handshake and again I was off to the races.   Four blocks was all that separated me from my ten bucks as I would have blended into the twin lanes that lead to a different way of life of which no way would the officer want to get trapped into those long, delayed lanes. But, hey I was speeding,!  According to the uniformed Mexican  I was going 96 Kilometers and the proof was in his hand - a radar gun.  If I would have been traveling just 4 Kilometers more per hour I  could have easily made the calculation - Oh, I  was traveling at 60 mph during the quiet hours of the morning;

Back home, bathed and on the road again, not even time to celebrate Connie's birthday, we headed to Mexico this time at 4:10 am and by way of Nogales, through Hermosillo and Southwest towards the Sea of Cortez where San Carlos awaits with its white, cotton beaches and Tetakawi Mountain looming like a rocky fortress in the background.  We had six hours to kill hanging on the beach and swimming in the sea before the wedding vows would be exchanged between Zack the Alaskan Crab Fisherman and the love of his life - Dulce, who was born in Mexico, near the waters of Cortez.

The Holy Matrimony was Excellente!  It was fantastic to witness an entire marriage performed in Spanish, no English translations, Espanol Puro!  Zack's best man Art Bauer said it best, "It's hard to argue when You can't understand what the other person is saying," and thus it is for Zack speaks the tongue of English, very little Spanish and Dulce has the sweet Mexican Dialect of Spanish with minor knowledge of English - a marriage made in Heaven!

Connie and I were seated at Table 4 next to Amigo Troy Sauser & Amiga Norene Sauser of Hammerhead's Dockside Bar & Grill fame; Amigo Jeremy Black & his date Shule, Brandon from England and I  think maybe another person;  Please forgive me as Tequila was served with a delicious dinner of Tuna Sushi, Ribeye Steak and Shrimp with all the vino, palomas, rum & cokes, and Tequila shots that could be consumed on such a night of celebration.

I was able to meet Zack's brother Jake, his mother and stepdad and Yes, I did have some great conversation with Zack's father - Capitan Wild Bill Wichrowski and gave his stepmother Karen a hug.  Also, there to make it complete was the great fisherman of San Carlos and owner of the Margarita Fleet - Mr. Bryan Replogle  & his sweet wife Lisa who at one time owned a restaurant and bar before having  given birth to their cute little guy Fisher. Chuck Kaufman & his wife Linda were there dancing the night away and I have to tell You Chuck, who is just a fraction over 60 years has some moves that many twenty and thirty something kids would kill for.  He and I both made the highlight video reel taken on the illuminated, flashing light dance floor and then fireworks exploded into the lightly breezed night air with a May warmth on the  28th  day of  April.

Later the next day after rising at the same time the dough for lunch had risen and being served I took Connie to Kammi's Curios where she picked out  a cute red Mexican top that did not cover her shoulders - aye yi yi!  A new, cheap pair of sunglasses made the ensemble complete and Connie a Happy  Birthday Girl!

Peace, Love & Tequila!    www.ricoaustin.com

Photos by Tracy Valenta & Rico Austin

                                Entering MEXICO through Tijuana, Baja, Mexico

                     Horsepower Ranch, "this place fixes everything" - Marty Fiolka

                              On the way to the Pool for a Relaxing Swim

                      Dinner at Horsepower Ranch - what a Delectable, Delightful Treat!

                      Rodrigo Cervantes mixing a cocktail for a thirsty driver.

   Rico Austin & Adrian Hoyle enjoying time at Horsepower Ranch where no one is a stranger.

            Anna, Adrian & Justin Hoyle make Horsepower Ranch a Family Gathering Place.

                             Another kind of Horsepower is on the Ranch!

                                Rico enjoying the day at Horsepower Ranch!

                     Todd Clements,  Victor Cachia & Lorenzo Person

                  Rico Austin's book signing on the veranda of Horsepower Ranch

                                           Carrie Penhall & Jenn Hellstrom

                                        Live Entertainment at Horsepower Ranch

              BAJA LOCO & 50th Anniversary NORRA Tequila right below Sal Fish's helmet

                Feeling at home with the DAM 500 of Parker Arizona hangin' from the rafters!

             Marty Fiolka with Todd Clements in the background at Horsepower Ranch Bar!

     Rich Minga, Jenn Hellstrom, Tracy Valenta & Doug Robertson all smiles at Horsepower

                        Bruce Meyers' Manx - 50th Anniversary Edition

            Bruce Meyers seated in blue shirt admiring his collection of Meyers Manx Buggies

                         Todd Clements,  co-owner of Horsepower Ranch

                         Let's have another round at the Horsepower Ranch Bar

                          Adrian Hoyle,  Rodrigo Cervantes, Justin Hoyle & Rico Austin

                                             An Author's view,  outside looking in!

                                       Amigos of Horsepower Ranch will ride again!

               Two BAJA Hall of  Famers - Tracy Valenta & Jerry Penhall in the flesh!

                            Mr. Tracy Valenta making the rounds at Horsepower Ranch!

                       A couple of Porsches will gather some attention in the courtyard!

        Last Man Standing, honored to hang with Adrian Hoyle, Marty Fiolka & Rich Minga!

                           This Sign reads "Our Sentiments"  - VIVA LA BAJA!!!

                             Amigos Rico  Austin & Jim Riley in Ensenada 2017!

                       Amigos Rico Austiin, Rick Dorn & Dana Dague - Palapa Boys Racing!

              Rick Johnson's Racing Crew - pictured without Day of the Dead masks - 
                Rico Austin, Mark "Hoss" Milson, Justin Pulliman & Ashley Johnson!

    Rico at Finish Line in San Felipe with Lisa, Radalie & Shelley,  Photobomber Cesar Quirarte!

     Rippin' Rooster '57 Chevy crossing finish line in San Felipe;  Rico giving Tecate Lights!

           NORRA Volunteers of San Felipe - YES, that is Amiga Nicole Cougher on the right!

    Rico standing next to the car that was the Main Character in BAJA LOCO - Rippin' Rooster!

        Looking South from my Condo Balcony at Sand Dollar Hotel along the Sea of Cortez!

          Looking North to  San Felipe from my condo at Sand Dollar Hotel by John Trimble!

                                     hangin' with San Felipe Amigos & a Blue Bug!

                    Now that is a Bottle of Tequila - NORRA Special Edition - 50 Years of BAJA!

         The other side of the Tequila Bottle - notice the Rippin' Rooster & Snortin' Nortin'!

       Rico & Connie at Bahia Delfin Condo just before heading out to Zack & Dulce's wedding!

                       Zack's Brother - Jake Larson guiding a Bridesmaid down to the Alter!

                                   Bride DULCE & Groom ZACK along the Sea of Cortez!

                 Dulce & her Papa walking down the  aisle to give his daughter's hand to Zack!

          Flower Girl watches as Minister is having Dulce & Zack sign their Marriage Certificate;

                                Zack's Mother & Dad signing the Marriage Certificate!

                                         Later at the Reception, after Dinner - Rico & Alexis

          Brandon, Troy & Norene Sauser, Alexis Kennedy & Rico Austin - photo by Connie!

                                                Fishermen  Fun on the Dance Floor!

               Two Sons and a Father - Zack Larson, Bill Wichrowski, Jake Larson!

                                          the first Family Photo of Zack & Dulce Larson!

                                         Wedding Vows are Complete, Time to Party!!!

                                        Fireworks at the Reception - What a Celebration!!!

     a Writer, an Alaskan Crab Fisherman, a Mexican Farmer,  a Mexican Dorado Fisherman!
                            Rico Austin, Captain Wild Bill Wichrowski, Marco, Bryan Replogle

          Rico & Connie Austin after Zack & Dulce Larson's Ceremony of being United as One!

                                More  Fireworks at Dulce & Zack's most excellent Wedding!

                                               and, They Lived Happily Ever After!

  and, if You want to see some of Dulce & Zack's wedding highlights, here is a cool video!
                  https://vimeo.com/216001524?activityReferer=1

Amigas don't jump to an angry conclusion by this title, Please Read & Relax as the Men Folk remain Calm!
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE!  I've always claimed this, but now I have written this reliable, viable Proof for All to behold and say to themselves:  YES, this does make undeniable SENSE!

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays the same. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant which means nothing coming to life grows inside you - (This carries... a huge thumbs up for me). You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The outside world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks, guns and electricity.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack and color really doesn't matter. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck and sometimes back if you're into that.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet, one belt and one pair of shoes...one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier. SEE Amigas, that wasn't so bad of an Article, now was it? Peace, Love & Tequila 4 the Women Folk! ;-)  
Also, since it is nearly my wife's Birthday, I will post a photo of her and two of her favorite Alaskan Crab Fishermen and fellow San Carlos, Sonora  Neighbors.  If You guessed Captain Wild Bill Wichrowski and his son Zack Larson then YOU know my wife and her favorite Deadliest Catch on the Discovery Channel.  Also, threw in a photo of me being Happy as a Man!   Peace,  Love & Tequila!
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Two Alaskan Crab Fishermen and a Minnesota Walleye Fisherwoman & they all love fishing for Dorado in Sea of Cortez near San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico! Fun times at HammerHead's Dockside Bar & Grille for Miss Karen's Birthday with Zack Larson, Connie Austin & the Wild Man Bill Wichrowski of Deadliest Catch fame!  

Capitan Wild Bill Wichrowski of Deadliest Catch & my lovely wife Connie Austin at Hammerhead's Dockside Bar & Grille for Karen's Birthday (Wild Bill's wife) Fiesta in San Carlos, Sonora,  Mexico  

Author Rico  Austin enjoying himself at a bonfire on the San Francisco  Beach of San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico!

October 1st; TGIF Amigas & Amigos! Spread the Love!!! Let us remember those that were murdered on an Oregon College Campus today - a sick, hateful human committed the act, not the weapon!

How disgraceful & disrespectful of some of the Seattle Seahawks including Richard Sherman, can't take off their skull caps or put their hand across their hearts for The Star Spangled Banner!  If the NFL wants to hand down / out some fines, start with this. If You are not proud to be an American & show respect then You sure don't deserve those millions. Pathetic!

Funtastic Weekend in Fort Collins, Colorado as Colorado State University hosted my Boise State Broncos at Hughes Stadium; on Saturday, October 10th.  Colorado Alumni extraordinaire, Mr. Billy Burt gave me a private tour of Sonny Lubick Field at Hughes Stadium & invited my 3 U.S. Army Fort Carson Soldier Amigos & I to his Colorado game day tailgate party on Saturday - one class act!  Yes, one of the soldiers is my nephew Tommie Austin of whom I am very proud. He has followed in the footsteps of his Dad, my brother Samuel Austin who retired after 30 years service between the U.S. Navy and the U.S. Army. Had a great time as I also saw Amigo Les G. who is a dive maniac.  He and his wife Molly love to travel the world visiting exotic locales and then scuba diving to see the underworld of the seas.

Amigas & Amigos, I had a great time at HammerHead's Dockside Bar & Grille on Saturday afternoon for Mexico got Lucky book signing! Yes, on the 17th of October before heading out to the awesome ceremony and incredible reception party afterwards of Amigo Jim Kawaguchi and his fiancee turned wife, the lovely Miss Lourdes. This was the first time I’ve ever attended a Mexican wedding even though the Bride and Groom were United States Citizens. It was held in the most adorable, white, Catholic Church in town, officated in Spanish with an English translator.  Very thankful that Mr. James Kawaguchi thought enough of Connie and I to invite us as it was a very small wedding with a few friends and family.  The reception, with a full Mariachi Band, DJ (Disc Jockey) and another band that played old rock n’ roll was nothing short of spectacular, right on Esmeralda Beach, with air conditioned porta potties on a trailer with musica. It was one fancy fiesta of which I had never seen the likes of.  The Margaritas flowed, as soon as my glass was half empty, the waiters would show up with another and another.

The afternoon that led up to Jim and Lourdes wedding evening seemed like a full day in itself. Several from the community of San Carlos showed up to share a Margarita with Author Rico Austin or take a selfie with Troy Sauser & Norene Sullivan or party at the marina with Connie, Kim, Martha, Charliss 'Char' Smith or how about catching a college football game with Abby Cady, Gino & Chad Lynn! There are all kinds of things to do at Hammerhead's in beautiful downtown San Carlos Sonora Mexico! SEA U there - Salud!
And now another fine 5 STAR Review for MEXICO got LUCKY!
 
Review By Dellani Oakes on October 22, 2015
Format: Paperback
"Mexico Got Lucky, a new offering by Rico Austin, is a poignant tale of one man's frantic search for his beloved companion, Lucky. Stolen from the car at a Mexican beach, Lucky seems to be gone for good. His loving human refuses to give up on him, believing that Lucky and he will be reunited.
Once again, Austin pulls the reader into the tale, setting the stage with his comfortable prose. His easy going style leads us through this compelling tale. For pet lovers everywhere, this is a must read!"

Arizona Cardinals win on Monday Night Football, October 26th, wasn't easy as Amigo Collin T.c. Thorstenson & Author Rico Austin had to use a little JuJu VooDoo & change things up in the Galaxy! A quick change at Hogs N Horses & will the real Cowboy TC & real Author Rico please show your beers - Budlight & Coors are the real winners & so are the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders who are heading over, right after they shower! This is what happens when South Dakota meets Idaho - we become Arizona! GREAT WIN Tonight over the Baltimore Ravens & Joe Flacco who played us tough!

28th October is freezing in Scottsdale, AZ; It is only 53 degrees and our high today will only get to 63, if that happens we set a record for the low high! Old record back in 1911, the high was only 64; I thought I left Idaho winters behind! BRRR! special appearances by Deverl Shippy, Blu Kaboy, Rhonda Beck Collins, Jim Perez, Leah Noreen Girard, Brad Eells, Jake Morphey, Rich Collins, Earle Sullin, Rick Shippy, Douglas Peterson, Sue Petretto-Eaton, Glen Thomas, Jennifer Smith Morphey, The Boise State Blue Elvises & a bunch of other Funtastic Idahoans traveling to see & support their Boise State Broncos!

Another fun Halloween in VEGAS BaBy - #2 now that I've been here in this crazy town on this horror filled night! WiLd to put it mildly! Checked into the Wynn Las Vegas for a week, left the Tropicana Las Vegas after 2 great nights there! Eve before Halloween at The Twins Dueling Pianos Show & picture with Amiga Kim Pinegar! Lots of Boise State Broncos Fans out celbrating at Harrah's, most of left me all alone in this City of Sin!

Are YOU Ready for some Boise State Broncos Football? On Halloween weekend at Sam Boyd Stadium as they take on the UNLV Rebels football at 12:00 High Noon on Halloween Oct. 31st; Also Fireman Lou Dezarn & Uncle Author Rico Austin will be hosting a Tequila Extravaganza & Tailgate Fiesta at 8:30 am in the Parking lot! Peace & Love, it's VEGAS BaBy!

"Man, if there were as many Readers today as Sports Fans, I'd be a Millionaire!" rico austin 2015 "I'm down here in Vegas sitting in a Sports Book and right this minute, a Mets vs. Royals MLB World Series Baseball game, a Louisville vs. Wakeforest College Football game, a Miami vs. Cleveland NBA Basketball game, a Blackhawks vs. Wild NHL Hockey game and two buffed chicks fighting in a caged ring and I'm cheering on the chicks with hits!" rico austin 10-30-2015 Happy Night before Halloween Eve from Vegas BaBy! Sea U All at The Piano Bar Harrah's Casino tonight! And I'm pretty darn sure somewhere in this world, some neighbor kids are playing soccer (futbol) on a dirty lot with dreams of playing in the World Cup & oh Amigo Wild Bill Wichrowski & Alaska Bering Sea Crabbers are trying to fish! Love & Peace.

Uncle Author Rico Austin aka Blue Agave Elvis on ESPN announced he’d be hitting the night life of VEGAS Baby with the The Twins Dueling Pianos Show starring Kim Pinegar & Tamara Pinegar & special guest Conrad Hawthorne - what outstanding talent in the same room! Gracias Amigo LV Fireman Lou Dezarn for Your Hospitality & Grilling up those Hamburger & Hotdogs at the coolest tailgate party at Sam Boyd Stadium! 100 Bronco Fans & UNO Rebel Fanatic at Boise State Broncos vs. UNLV Rebels at the South Parking Lot next to the Media Lot so we’d be ready for the interviews and cameras. The Blue Agave Elvis with his blue fiddle made it on the big screen (3) times that day, compliments of the ESPN crew.Sam Boyd Halloween Costume Fiesta Extravaganza.

A World Update: Sweden, the utopia of socialism, now with 23Xs the rapes it used to have.  Thanks to the lovely muslims and their religion of peace....facts don't lie....libs do. 

Mommas don’t let Your Babies grow up to be Extreme Liberalists and follow in the steps of Hillary Clinton.  Just say NO to Drugs & Hillary!

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 Blue Agave ELVIS playing his blue fiddle at Sam Boyd Stadium before BSU vs. UNLV game!

    Author Rico Austin & Kim Pinegar of Twins Dueling Pianos at Harrah's Las Vegas, NV!

    Rico Austin, Conrad Hawthorne, Tamara Pinegar & Kim Pinegar at Harrah's in VEGAS!

    Fireman Lou Dezarn & Author Uncle Rico Austin's Tailgate Party at Sam Boyd Stadium!

      Tommie Austin,  Buster Bronco & Author Rico Austin at Fort Collins
                    during Colorado State Rams vs. Boise State Broncos!

      left to right - Brad Eells, Jim Perez as Magician, Rico Austin as Blue Agave Elvis, 
   Rich Collins in blue looking on, Cousin Geena Henry in blue top at UNLV vs. Boise State!

   Fireman Lou Dezarn the lone REBEL without a Cause & Boise State Fans & Tailgaters!

     Amigo & Army Hero Josh,  Nephew & Army Hero Tommie Austin & Uncle Rico Austin
             at Fort Collins football game - Colorado State Rams vs. Boise State Broncos!

     Day before Game Day as Boise State equipment truck arrives at Hughes Stadium
  for Football on Sonny Lubick Field between Colorado State Rams & Boise State Broncos!

  Former BSU player, Uncle Rico Austin on 50 yard line of Sonny Lubick Field in Ft. Collins!

   Boise State Gang at Sam Boyd Stadium with Rebel Fireman Lou Dezarn & Rico Austin!

                            What Happens in VEGAS, goes straight to Facebook!   
                         Rick Shippy & Rico Austin on the outside of the police car!

    Another Fun, Successful Book Signing - Hammerhead's Bar & Grille, San Carlos, Mexico!
                 MEXICO got LUCKY available on eKindle & Paperback
                               at Amazon.com & BarnesAndNoble.com

   DISREPECTFUL - Seahawks Richard Sherman & Marshawn Lynch in Seattle
                  not taking off hats & du rags during Star Spangled Banner!   :-(

If You missed some of the other Rico Austin book signings, then here is one that You won't want to miss!   At beautiful El Dorado Ranch's Pavilion Restaurante in San Felipe, Baja Sur!

September 2015 Blog;

Hola Ninas & Ninos de My Bad Tequila!

YES, Autumn is in the air, even here in warm, sunny Scottsdale. In the mornings and evenings a person can feel the coolness, freshness of the fall oxygen filling the lungs with hope of a mild winter.

September was yet another busy month beginning with Labor Day celebrated in Mexico with Amigo T.C. Thorstenson, the world’s foremost famous Buffalo trainer and rider and his Amiga Hollie Butler, the gorgeous cowgirl who is an incredible horsewoman and races around the rodeo  grounds at Hogs n Horses in Cave Creek, Arizona with the  U.S. American Flag flapping in  the wind caused by Hollie’s quick pony which comes to an abrupt halt for the singing of the National Anthem by Elvis Presley’s legitimate, illegitimate son – Mr. John Smith Presley.

Hammerhead’s Dockside Bar & Grill was the place to be in San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico as Amigo Troy & Amiga Noreen along with the fine staff, friends and customers were celebrating the 1 year anniversary of Hammerhead’s.  And remember last September over Labor Day that Don, Tina, Connie & Yours Truly, Rico were Hammerhead’s very first paying customers. How fitting to have the MEXICO got LUCKY debut book signing at this fun restaurant / bar on the marina.  Musicians Lorena Robles, Leslie & Bobby Sahlen & Ronald Vogelsang Daisley all showed up to get their copies of the epic, true story of Jim Kawaguchi and his wonder dog, Lucky.  Too Jana & Jim LaVanway, Marcia & Mike Quinlan, Ex Rodeo Star – Tommy Pinnell, SBPA volunteer Caroline Durand, Colleen & Joe Locke, Gerri Ortiz & Tony Matz, John Patze, Ramon Cervantes, Bryan Replogle, Kim & Abby Cady, Hollie Butler & T.C. Thorstenson showed up for the festivities along with about another 200 Amigas & Amigos of the laidback lifestyle of San Carlos.

Remember your best friend in Junior High & High School?  Many of us have moved away from our hometowns to begin new lives, careers while some of stayed near where they grew up, familiar with all their surroundings because of employment, marriage or having a family farm to take care of.  Well my best friend in Jr. & High School, Mr. Craig Clapier went to the University of Idaho in Moscow with a degree in agriculture and then returned home in Southwest Idaho to the family farm to help feed America.  While attending the University of Idaho he roommates with a guy that is a studying for his Master's Degree and is a coach for the Vandals who later becomes the offensive line coach for the New Orleans Saints, Coach Bret Ingalls and my Amigo Craig gets invited to a couple Saints games a year. Well Craig decides to go to the Arizona Cardinal hosting game in Glendale, AZ and Craig & I have kept in touch over the many years, we know and care about each other's family and I try and see Craig most every visit to Idaho when I visit my mother along the Snake River in the Sunny Slope and Owyhee County area.  Craig gives me a call and asks, "Do you want to go the Arizona Cardinal vs. New Orleans Saints game with me, oh, and we'll have sideline passes as guests of the Saints."   Oh Yeah, never have I been on the sidelines of a professional football game.  Yes, College games many times as I was a former Boise State football player before the "Blue Smurf Turf." What a great time, Coach Ingalls & Quarterback Drew Brees both received an autographed copy of "My Bad Tequila" for their reading enjoyment while traveling on away games in the team jet.  Thank You Craig Clapier & Coach Bret Ingalls for one heck of an experience.  I couldn't lose either way of whichever team won as I am now a huge Saints fan right after my beloved Arizona Cardinals; but, now I find myself rooting for and watching the New Orleans Saints in most of their games.   "Who dat?" has become a chant of team support. It is most widely used by fans of the New Orleans Saints, an American football team. The entire chant is: "Who dat? Who dat? Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?"

The evening before the game I stayed downtown Phoenix at the Hilton so as to be able to have dinner and drinks with Craig & Coach Ingalls at Tilted Kilt and as I was leaving the hotel to meet up with these gents, I ran into a couple of HEROES - the Navajo Code Talkers who helped us defeat the enemies of Germany & Japan during World War II were checking into the Hilton as they were being honored that September 12th evening at Sun Devil Stadium during the Arizona State vs. Cal Poly college football game.  It was an honor to be able to take a couple of photos with one of the Code Talkers as his daughter who was accompanying him took our photo.  If You've never seen the movie Windtalkers produced in 2002 about this historic, true event, then You need to rent the movie and enjoy!  These Code Talkers came from the Arizona Navajo Reservation to serve the United States Marines, Army & Navy!

Next up was Lil’ Sammy’s Birthday Bash which was anything but Lil’!  It was a Blowout of Epic Proportions due to Amiga Lynn Nicholson knowing how to get three great bands in one venue and promoting it brilliantly.

Top Rock Entertainment is once again pleased to present, LIL SAMMY's aka Lance Tate 4th ANNUAL BIRTHDAY BASH....BAGOW!!!!!

Join Lance Tate with friends, family, schoolmates, co workers, and Lil Sammy followers as we celebrate his birthday in style!!! Another outstanding year and reason to ROCK the HOUSE with LIVE ROCK N ROLL!!!.

A night for sure not to be miss with live performances by;
Störmbringer Deep Purple Tribute
Hurrikane (Scorpions Tribute)
LADY ZEP all Female Tribute

Also, we have a SPECIAL Event Signings!!
MEET & GREET with our own CHS Alumni;

Author Sonia Farnsworth-"Losing the Plot in LA”
Author Rico Austin – “My Bad Tequila”  best seller
Shopping in Style with:  Lisa Martin – Rockin’ Rags;
Lynne Merriam – Hearts & Daggers
Cherry Garcia – Rock Art Watercolors

It was truly a Rock ‘n’ Roll Extravaganza!  Can’t wait for 2016 as we will be celebrating the 5th Annual Lil’Sammy’s Birthday Bash.  Soon he’ll be surpassing Red Rocker Sammy Hagar for attendance and fun.  The real plus is you don’t have to go to Cabo San Lucas to see Lil’ Sammy, just to Long Beach, CA and he’ll make it worth the trip to So Cal!

After a full rockin weekend, I headed further south to San Diego to see Amigo “Mexico Mark” Mulligan & James “Sunny Jim” White at a home concert at Amigo Kevin & Tish’s pool party.  Great Trop Rock Music and then I saw them a few days later in the Phoenix area for their last show together of this tour at Fiddler’s Dream.

Last on the list is an invite to all my loyal readers, Amigas & Amigos & Familia to join me in Las Vegas for Halloween as we tailgate at Sam Boyd Stadium while UNLV Rebels play my Boise State Broncos.   This party is co-hosted by Amigo & Fireman Lou DeZarn of Las Vegas, NV & Author & Tequila Connoisseur Rico Austin of Scottsdale, AZ; 

If interested, here is the link & please do not be afraid this Halloween to dress up – there will be prizes of Tequila Shots!  https://www.facebook.com/events/962756040447153/
Pictures at end and below Advertisements & Acknowledgements!

"Lovin' Life & Livin' Large!" - rico austin

Saludos y Vayan con Dios,

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Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA

      Rico & the Beauties - Lisa Martin, Sonia Farnsworth, The Beast, Lynn Nicholson,
      Paula Campbell & another Beauty at Lil' Sammy's Birthday Bash!  BAGOW

     The gorgeous Ms. Lynn Nicholson aka Presidente of Top Rock Entertainment
         really rocked  this Rattlesnake Skin Dress!  Can You say SEXY!

   Man of the Hour - Lil' Sammy aka Lance Tate aka Sir Lancelot showing off his guns with
     beauties Lynn Nicholson & Sonia Farnsworth & Amigo Rico Austin in Long Beach, CA

    Fellow Authors Sonia Farnsworth & Rico  Austin at Lil' Sammy's 4th Annual  B Day Bash!

          YEAH, what a NIGHT!   Rock n' Roll until the wee hours of the morning! 
                      Lil' Sammy aka Lance Tate turns a year older & wiser;

   Lil' Lover Lance Tate setting up a date with Lady ZEP on stage while Rico parties on!

      After hours Bromance with Lancer the Romancer in Long Beach at B-Day Bash!

              Fellow Author & Amiga Sonia Farnsworth's "Losing the Plot in LA"
           with Milagrao Tequila,  a gift from Author Uncle Rico to Lil' Sammy!

     Author Rico Austin getting party favors ready 4 Lil' Sammy's B-Day Bash!
Sir Lancelot will love the Hussein Obama birthday wishes & Milagro Tequila, with a special  bottle of Don Julio for the Queen of Top Rock Entertainment - Miss Lynn Nicholson!

         Idaho Amigo Craig Clapier & Author Rico Austin on sidelines of Saints vs. Cardinals
                                   University of Phoenix Stadium, Glendale AZ

   Saints Offensive Line Coach Bret Ingalls walking toward sidelines while Rico takes selfie

   Author Rico Austin,  Scott Rose - nephew of Craig Clapier & Craig in Cardinals Stadium

        Craig Clapier,  Coach Bret Ingalls & Author Rico Austin at Saints game in Arizona!

         Author Rico Austin in Saints attire surrounded by Cardinal Gang in Arizona!

     Old High School & Junior High Amigos Rico & Craig with Dirty Bird at Stadium!

          Defensive Coordinator Rob Ryan before the Saints vs. Cardinals game 
              in University of Phoenix Stadium on Sunday, September 13th, 2015!

 Mexico - TC Thorstenson - cowboy hat, Abby Cady holding his dog Dallas, Connie Austin,
Gerri Ortiz, Kim Cady,  Hollie Butler under Connie's beer & Rico Austin taking group selfie!

     This is what happens when You go to bed early - TC with Clown at Bahia Delfin!

    Amigo TC & Amiga Hollie at the Lookout Point in San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico with Tetakawi Mountain & Sea of Cortez in background - Home of My Bad Tequila - epic novel!

                                 Rico  & Amiga Hollie in San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico

                                      Rico & Amiga Pam at Bahia Delfin, San Carlos, Mexico!

  Rico Austin, Mike Quinlan & Abby Cady at Hammerhead's on the Marina in San Carlos, MX

       Amigas Marcia Quinlan & Connie Austin  at Rico's book signing at Hammerhead's!

              Amigo Tommy Pinnell, Author Rico Austin & Amiga Jana LaVanway 
   at Hammerhead's Dockside Bar & Grille's 1 year anniversary & book signing in San Carlos!

           Amigos Jim LaVanway, Abby Cady & Jana LaVanway at Hammerhead's
       1 year anniversary party & Rico's debut book signing of MEXICO got LUCKY!

     Chef & Bartender Angel Saiza Lopez, Author Rico Austin & Wildcat Abby Cady
     together again at Fiesta Restaurant along the Sea of Cortez in Delfin Bay!

                  Author Rico Austin & Chef Angel Saiza Lopez in San Carlos, Mexico!

                Amigo Jim LaVanway & Rico Austin at Bahia Delfin pool in San Carlos!

MEXICO got LUCKY debut signing, see sign above "It's 5 o'clock somewhere"  with 
 Author Rico Austin, singer/songwriter Ronald Vogelsang & Cowboy Tommy Pinnell
       at Hammerhead's Dockside Bar & Grille, San Carlos, Mexico!

       Amigo TC Thorstenson, Amigas Hollie Butler, Connie & Rico Austin at Soggy Peso
                             on the Sea of Cortez in beautiful San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico!

                Amigo Jim LaVanway at Hammerhead's 1 year anniversary in San Carlos!

    Amigas Kim Cady & Connie Austin at Rico's book signing debut of MEXICO got LUCKY

          Tres Amigas - Gerri Ortiz, Connie Austin & Jana LaVanway at Bahia Delfin, SC!

           Author Rico Austin with HERO Navajo Code Talker at Hilton in Phoenix, AZ!

Author Rico Austin & HERO Navajo Code Talker getting ready to go to ASU Football Game
     where the few surviving World War II Heroes will be honored on Sept. 12th, 2015!

   Rico Austin on goal line at University of Phoenix Stadium for Cardinal vs. Saints game!

Sunny James White, Rico Austin & Mark Mulligan at San Diego private music & pool party!

   Amigos Mark Mulligan & Sunny Jim White on tour playing private San Diego  party!

       Mark Mulligan, Sunny Jim White & ? at Desi's Bar & Grill in San Diego, CA

     "Sunny Jim" James White & Mexico Mark Mulligan at Fiddler's Dream in Phoenix, AZ!

Amiga Mary Lane buys (2) copies of MEXICO got LUCKY! for herself & (1) for Sis Susan Lane!

  If in VEGAS Baby, YOU are invited - 10:00 am Tailgate Party Halloween Morning 10/31/15

    The latest book with an incredible true story of which everyone is talking about!
 Get Your copy at Amazon.com & BarnesAndNoble.com, available in  eKindle & Paperback

  The epic, award winning, best selling novel that started it all - MY BAD TEQUILA!

August 2015 Blog

Hola Amigas & Amigos,

My Mother & Dad RIP would have been married 56 years ago today 8/1/59; Dad died much too young, at age 43! He always worked hard, had to quit school in the 8th grade to work in the orchards, helping support his family. My mother too, had to end her schooling at the end of the 8th grade to help raise her younger brothers and sisters while her Mother and Dad worked in the fields and away from home. They both wanted better lives for all five of us boys and provided for us in the best ways they could and wanted us all to at least be able to graduate from High School. At end of Blog are a couple of photos, (1) Tommie and Nina Austin on their wedding  day;  (2) my Parents with me in 1961 and it looks as if Dad is wearing the same shirt that he was married in (his best one at the time); now, much more faded. Kids these days wouldn't be caught in the same shirt 2 years later! Mom is pregnant with little Brother David Austin!

To Quote Archie Bunker - "Those were the Days!" Love You Both & Everyone Else out there in this Big World that Rotates! A lesson taught me by my parents, to love all, which included praying for your enemies, hoping that they no longer hate and berate!

Now, for some not so pleasant news; but, it has to be written, recorded and read. Subway’s Jared Fogle will plead guilty to having sex with minors.

These are some of the things Jared Fogle might say 2 the kiddies while babysitting & filming, "Oh, look how sexy I am holding my 6 inch salami sandwich with jalapenos covered all over it!"

I'm somewhat confused here; Why does Ex-Ravens cheerleader Molly Shattuck get to spend sentencing of every other weekend in a Delaware work-release detention center for nearly two years, for having raped a 15-year-old boy in Bethany Beach last summer get a much easier sentence than a man who has consensual sex with a 16 or 17 year old girl and gets 5 years in the slammer? In most cases a girl is more mentally and physically older than her male counterpart. Both cases are inexcusable; but, why the light sentence?  This former cheerleader, Molly Shattuck has to only be incarcerated 2 days out of every 14 days over a total of 1/7 of a year for nearly 2 years. Very disturbing, total BS. The correct sentence would have been to put Molly and Ravens Linebacker Ray Lewis and Subway’s Jared Fogle in the same cell for 6 years to share a 12” each and every day!

Ben Affleck's late-night meet-up with his ex-nanny, Christine Ouzounian.
Both Ben and Christine smile big in this photo taken (end of blog) at a rental house, where Ben was staying at the time. The 42-year-old actor is seen coming out of the house to greet 28-year-old Christine, who was driving his car. According to an eyewitness, she was also seen driving Ben's Lexus earlier in the day to run errands, and spent about two hours at the house before leaving.

Looks as if Amigo Ben Afleck is playing his character in Gone Girl without the big screen; however he is still being filmed! Movies can B Real! TMZ will be all over this!

Finally, I have my own Jet to fly me to Cabo San Lucas for the Caboholics Support Group Annual Fiesta in February! I have traded my ASS for a JET & I'll be bringing lots of MEXICO got LUCKY books for everyone as the CABOHOLICS are in the book with OUR Pictures! This is not an Advertisement, it is an important Announcement and a way to show off my new Wings! Vayan Con Dios!

Amigas & Amigos, great SUNDAY, that's MY FUNDAY with AZ Amigos Doug Bondon, Mark Huebner & golf of the day winner Mr. Michael J. Passante! Thank YOU Amiga Carol for a Great Day at Mirabel Country Club in North Scottsdale! We're all Blessed to be living the Arizona Dream! We are loving 12 of 12 great months of fabulous weather!

Happy Birthday to my Amigo & Kid Brother - David Austin!  I love YOU Man!

In my fenced backyard, out in the desert countryside at MY BAD TEQUILA pool, I like to go topless. Tonight I was cleaning my pool while TOPLESS & a Drone comes buzzing around my pool while some sicko gets off at watching me clean / scrub the tile of my pool. Anyway, the drone gets too close, lands in my hair, I hear a loud bzz right before I feel it land, immediately, I shriek & drop down into the pool, expecting the drone disguised as a black looking, bumble bee sort of insect that is dark green to be gone, out of my hair, I reach up and it is still there, so underwater again I go, this time taking my gloved hand (yes, luckily I was wearing gloves while scrubbing the pool with hard pumice as it is rough on the hands, for the past two evenings, I've done it without gloves and my poor little fingers were skinned up and anyway, back to the story) and I dig that little monster drone out and hold him under the water while it tries to shock or bite me with its little drone claws and teeth. Finally, the drone is no more & I look into its eyes to the creep that has been spying on me and immediately another comes into the backyard, this time the wife sees it and it attacks her, she gets safely in the house and the drone leaves. I hope the Drone Owner is reading this as I promise that I will take the second drone and the third drone and any others after that, DOWN! This story might go into My Bad Tequila II, the next bottle! Be Careful out there, lots of weirdos!

While making my rounds and a quick stop in  Seal Beach, got to  meet up with Amiga Krista Talley & her hubby, Amigo Matt for a couple of drinks at Patty's Place.  Always great to see this young newlywed couple.

Parrot Grande 2015 was a Trop Rock Success with performing artists Mark Mulligan, Sam Rainwater, Bob Karwin, Desert Island Band and Jimmy & the Parrots!  Special appearance by the Dancing Flamingos, I was able to get a photo with 2 of the 3 ladies dressed in pink as the 3rd was in her room taking a much needed and deserved nap from the extravaganza of an incredible fiesta, Jimmy Buffett style. Lots of great music, beach balls bouncing at the pool, silent auction made this a Great Event! There was even a game called "BRAS" - it's a little known game where you toss balls and try to get them in  the cup.  I liked this game brought to us by Karen and Adam Lyons (part of Milton Bradley).  It was a phabulous weekend, so much phun with phriends at Parrot Grande! Thanks to All for their hard work and dedication with a Special Thank YOU to our Presidente - Kathy Pfister

As soon as the fun ended on Sunday morning at the  Hilton Tapitio Cliffs resort at Parrot Grande, I went by and picked up my main squeeze Connie and we headed out to T.C. Thortensen's Buffalo Ranch to help celebrate #59.  I asked T.C. how it looked on the other side as I poured us both a shot of Azunia Tequila.  Was able to see lots of great friends from Cave Creek, Scottsdale, Carefree, New River & Phoenix while there.  Amigo Chris Anton even gave me his straw cowboy hat as a gift and it wasn't even my day of birth.  To see how cowboys & cowgirls behave at a pool party, you'll find out by some photos at the end of the blog.   To quote John Wayne: "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

Missing Cabo, but did I mention, I love being TSA Preapproved, makes YOU feel like Popeye the Sailor Man!! Yesterday, Friday, August 21st at DoubleTree Ontario Airport, wake up call at 4:00 am; showered & down to the lobby at 4:28 am for 4:30 am shuttle to airport; 4:33 am Doubletree Shuttle heads to Ontario Airport, off the bus and through security at 4:47 am; buy a USA Today, Diet Coke & a bag of M&M Peanuts at 4:55 am; first one in line waiting for Scholtsky's to open for breakfast at 4:58 am, order breakfast & first one served at 5:01 am; Board Southwest flight 28 at 5:30 am, take off at 6:00 am, touch down at Skyharbor International in Phoenix at 6:57 am, take the SkyTrain to East Parking Lot, exit parking lot in my Xterra at 7:31 am; drop off laundry at 7:56 am in Scottsdale; walk into OSR for knee therapy right on time at 8:00 am! When I arrive home at 11:00 am after grocery shopping, to find 500 books (11) boxes of MEXICO got LUCKY, my latest, finished story on my front door step; After unpacking & then taking boxes of books to the garage, I take a nice relaxing swim at 12:08 pm and that's when all the FUN Started! HOT, Neighbor Arizona State University Co-Eds, 3 of them knock on my door at 12:08 pm to welcome me home from a grueling work week, 12:09 pm after hugs & welcome kisses, I'm blending margaritas, while the Co-Eds slip into something a bit more comfortable; 12:11 pm, we're splashing around in the My Bad Tequila pool for many hours; 4:58 pm, time for the fun to end, say Adios to HOT Co-Eds & clean up mess; 5:06 pm wife pulls into garage where she is greeted with a Keystone Light & a smile; 5:06 & 30 seconds pm wife tells me I am the Greatest Husband in the World & I ask her, "How was Your Day?" & she responds, "Long & Hard" and I reply, "So was mine & I did I mention, I love being TSA Preapproved, makes YOU feel like Popeye the Sailor Man and I miss Cabo! At 5:11 pm after going into full detail about my day, my wife turns to me and says, "Rico, You live in a Fantasy World, You have really got to quit making up these stories." I reply, "Hon, You're right as I wink at the secret recording camera while eating my bowl of Spinach! ;-) another fine story by Author Rico Austin with a Happy Ending!

Coming September 19th;
Top Rock Entertainment is once again pleased to present, LIL SAMMY's aka Lance Tate 4th ANNUAL BIRTHDAY BASH....BAGOW!!!!!

Join Lance Tate with friends, family, schoolmates, co workers, and Lil Sammy followers as we celebrate his birthday in style!!! Another outstanding year and reason to ROCK the HOUSE with LIVE ROCK N ROLL!!!.

A night for sure not to be miss with live performances by; Störmbringer Deep Purple Tribute; Hurrikane (Scorpions Tribute); LADY ZEP all Female Tribute

Also, we have a SPECIAL Event Signings!!

 MEET & GREET with our own: Authors Sonia Farnsworth -"Losing the Plot in LA" & Author Rico Austin -"My Bad Tequila"

Shopping in Style with: Lisa Martin with Rockin Rags;  Lynne Merriam with Hearts & Daggers; & Cherry Garcia with Rock Art Watercolors;

ALL ARE INVITED!! So please POST & PASS. Doors open at 630p/Live Music at 7p/Tickets $10 Discount Room Rates by calling 562 596 1631. They sell out every year so CALL NOW!!  https://www.facebook.com/events/1019041334786896/

Coming in October: Join Author Rico Austin in a Tequila Tasting & Tail Gate Fiesta as his Boise State Broncos take on Lou Dezarn & his adopted UNLV Rebels  Football on Halloween, Oct. 31st, 2015 at Sam Boyd Stadium in Las Vegas,  Nevada, Baby! Since Amigo Lou is actually an Ohio State Buckeyes Fanatic, he may change into a winning Bronco Jersey B4 Game Time TBD! Best Costume & Worst Costume, both gets to do a shot of Azunia Tequila & take a Selfie with Fireman Lou & Author Rico!  https://www.facebook.com/events/962756040447153/

Have a Great Day Amigas & Amigos! from hopefully, one of your favorite storytellers and authors!
Viva MEXICO!  & Photos at the end of the Blog!  ;-)

Well, YOU can now purchase MEXICO got LUCKY in eKindle version or paperback on Amazon.com   It is a great book and I know that YOU will enjoy!

http://www.amazon.com/Mexico-Got-Lucky-Rico-Austin-ebook/dp/B0141GP3W8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1440342812&sr=8-1&keywords=mexico+got+lucky

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"Lovin' Life & Livin' Large!" - rico austin

Saludos y Vayan con Dios,

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Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA

                        Tommie & Nina Austin on Wedding Day - August 1st, 1959

                            Baby Rico Austin with Mom & Dad in Eugene, OR
                                             Mom is pregnant with Lil Bro David!

                              This could be Little Rico on vacation; but, it isn't!

                  Author Rico Austin with Brothers David & Michael in Early Episode of Bonanza!

                 Happy Birthday to David Austin, a Duck Fan & a Dallas Cowboy Fan!

                 WoW, Ben Afleck looks very happy 2 Sea his Nanny and her Fanny!

         I've always thought that Subway's pitchman Jared Fogle has looked creepy!

  Now why does a grown, hot lookin' Ravens' Cheerleader need to molest a 15 year old?
               Not too Fuc-ing Smart - She has Blonde written all over her part time cell!

            Another from the Ravens' organization - Murderer Ray Lewis?
  It has been 15 years since two friends were murdered in Atlanta after the Super Bowl,
      and their families still question the involvement of the Ravens linebacker.

                   Author Rico Austin in My Bad Tequila pool with captured, spying Drone!

                       Close up of Drone that looks like a Flying Bug!

                Rico Austin, TC Thorstenson & Bruce Cardinal at TC's B-Day Bash!
    Lots of favorite drinks - Corona Beer, Azunia Tequila & Jimador Tequila to name a few!

                  A Cowboy Birthday Pool Party - at TC's Buffalo Ranch in Cave Creek, AZ

                            Now this is what an Arizona Cowboy B-Day Party looks like!
            Author Rico Austin  - 3rd from left, back row with Cowboy Hat & Sunglasses; 
            Buffalo Trainer TC Thorstenson - Center, back row with blue shirt & Cowboy Hat

          Close up of Birthday Boy, Buffalo Trainer TC Thorstenson at Cave Creek, AZ!

                        Amigo Chris with Coors Light at TC's B-Day Bash!

                          Entrance at TC's Buffalo Ranch in Cave Creek, AZ! 
          A Buffalo on each side;  Notice the Boise State Bronco sticker on XTerra!

                        Rico at TC Buffalo Ranch - gate entrance, 1 Buffalo each side!

       Rico with TC's stuffed Buffalo - Harvey Wallbanger & Wolf

    The Boys enjoying a Summer's Sunday morning round of Golf at Mirabel Country Club
                     Michael Passante, Mark Huebner, Doug Bondon & Golf Club, Rico Austin
                                     Compliments of Carol Huebner - Gracias Amiga!

                        Rico at Mirabel Country Club in North Scottsdale, AZ!
                                 It's a Dry Heat - only  111 Degrees Fahrenheit

      KIckin' it with Amiga Krista & Amigo Matt Talley in Seal Beach at Patty's Place!

                       Rico with Neighboring Coeds in My Bad Tequila Pool

                   Rico feeling like his Amigo Popeye after eating Spinach at the Wynn!

                          Transportation to Cabo San Lucas prior to new BSU Jet!

                            New Boise State Bronco Jet, courtesy of Alaska Airlines

         Parrot Grande 2015 - Jim LaVanway, Jana LaVanway, Rico Austin & Mark Mulligan!

                                     Parrot Grande 2014 - Tapatio Cliffs, Phoenix, AZ

                       Parrot Grande 2015 - Pool at Tapatio Cliffs, Phoenix, A

               Parrot Head Presidente, Ms. Kathy Pfister with the Desert Island Band!

                    Las Vegas Tiki Tom & Scottsdale Author Rico at Parrot Grande 2015!  
                                                       Rocky Xiii,  Pummel in the Desert!

             "Two out of Three ain't Bad" - photo op with 2 of the 3 Dancing Flamingos,
                                                      Phoenix Chapter

                            Too much Warm Rum, Hot Sun & Pool Fun! 
                     This is not the 3rd Dancing Flamingo - we'll call her Becky!

    My Great Amiga Barbara Ristau Nees & her Partner in Crime, Becky Giebelhaus Larson!
                         Yes, they both have 3 names - that's what some Parrottheads do;

                             The Three Dancing Flamingos in all their Pink Glory!

     BRAS - it's a little known game where You toss balls and try to get them in the Cup!
       I liked this game, brought to You by Karen & Adam Lyons (part of Milton Bradley)

      Here is a picture of the founders of "BRAS" - Karen & Adam Lyons with Courtney!

                                      This is how You play "Bras"!
                         Co-Founder Karen Lyons taking on another contestant.

                Great Music - I think that is Sam Rainwater in white with Jimmy & Parrots!

                  Amigo Bob Karwin giving a private concert at Parrot Grande 2015! 

    Rico Austin with Jim LaVanway aka Alec Baldwin pointing at Musician Mark Mulligan!
                                      3 Amigos from San Carlos rendezvous once more!

                        One single Pink Flamingo Pfeather was all that was left!

Hola  Amigas & Amigos,

What a full month July has been.  First of all getting to spend the 4th of July in Mexico with my American, Canadian and Mexican Amigos is very liberating with margaritas and the Star Spangled Banner waving from our condo at Bahia Delfin.  To join in the celebration of our Nation’s Birthday and the 8th  year anniversary of owning an incredible home on the Sea of Cortez.  Very fortunate indeed we are and to have such friends as Abby, Kim, Gerie, Tony, Dave, Mari, Jim, Jana, Rachelle, Mark, Jay, Mary, Jeff, Kelly, John, Trish, Colleen, Joe, Marcia, Mike and many more to share our love of the beach lifestyle, the sea, the tequila, the culture and the Mexican People. 

Ever been to a 50 Shades of Grey party? Nope, neither had I until this one, didn’t even know they existed; however, neighbor Tina had one and I was lucky enough  to be invited. You’re gonna love the photos at the end of this Blog, it is the best way to describe the party.  But, first You must read the entire Blog, no fair, skipping to the end to see the pictures.

"Be assured, that a touch of madness occurred, in order for an incredible piece of art to have been created." rico austin  7/28/2015;    This quote by Rico has been used by fellow Author & Amigo Michael G. Edwards for the opening of Chapter 8 in his latest novel of which he is currently working on, "The Shadow in the Doorway," Detective Mike Rock Adventure #6 By Michael G. Edwards  Author Michael Edwards also has Rico Austin playing a real life character as a best selling Author and Tequila Distillery Owner in the same book, appearing in several different chapters.

Phil Niekro, what an incredible human being and ball player. I was fortunate to have drawn Mr. Knuckleball (Knucksie!) himself as our celebrity golf partner in the “Dry Heat Desert Classic” golf tourney, held in Scottsdale, AZ  in July.

I took a few selfies with Mr. Niekro! What an incredible Friday at Orange Tree Golf Resort with MBL Hall of Famer Phil Niekro - Mr. Knuckleball himself ak (Knucksie!) for the Dry Heat Classic Golf Tourney! Phil Niekro's 121 career victories after the age of 40 is a major league record; Niekro's 318 career victories are the most by a knuckleball pitcher and he ranks 16th on the overall all-time wins list. He also won the National League (NL) Gold Glove Award five times. Niekro pitched 20 seasons for the Milwaukee Brewers and Atlanta Braves. During his tenure with Atlanta, Niekro was selected for five All-Star Teams, led the league in victories twice and earned run average once. Knucksie (his nickname) was also key to the only two division titles Atlanta won before 1991.

Phil and his brother, Joe Niekro together amassed 539 wins, the most combined wins by brothers in Major League Baseball history.  Phil’s longevity is attributed to the Knuckleball, which is a difficult pitch to master, but is easy on the arm and often baffles hitters due to its unpredictable trajectory. Turns out we dress the same and like to have our pictures taken with the same beautiful girls. Teammates of  Team 1A, Rico Austin, Phil Niekro, Lisa Heim and Robert Carnahan had a decent showing at 8 under par with the Great Sponsor of Double Coin Tires and CMA (China Manufacturers Alliance). Phil and his brother Joe Niekro amassed 539 wins between them, the most combined wins by brothers in baseball history. Phil's longevity is attributed to the knuckleball, which is a difficult pitch to master but is easy on the arm and often baffles hitters due to its unpredictable trajectory. Turns out we dress the same & like to have our pictures taken with the same beautiful girls. With team mates Author Rico Austin, Phil Niekro, Lisa Heim & Mr. Robert Carnahan - Team 1A - Double Coin was a great sponsor! 

Phil and his brother Joe Niekro amassed 539 wins between them, the most combined wins by brothers in baseball history. Phil's longevity is attributed to the knuckleball, which is a difficult pitch to master but is easy on the arm and often baffles hitters due to its unpredictable trajectory. Turns out we dress the same & like to have our pictures taken with the same beautiful girls. With team mates Author Rico Austin, Phil Niekro, Lisa Heim & Mr. Robert Carnahan - Team 1A - Double Coin was a great sponsor!"The Best Little Town in the Baja: San Felipe!” welcomed me for my very  first visit and I made the cover story of  "Kat's Korner - The San Felipe Scoop" with my book signing.  www.KatsKorner.com.mx

Gracias Amigas Tamara Atkins, Kat Hammontre, Amigo Cesar Quirarte & ALL the many other Amigas & Amigos Nuevos at El Dorado Ranch, Pavilion Restaurante, The Parrots Cracker Beach Bar & Grill, La Palapa Restaurant Bar & the entire loving community of San Felipe, Baja California, Mexico for YOUR Incredible, much appreciated, warm hospitality! I cannot wait 4 my return visit and the mention of this area in 1 or 2 of my new, upcoming books! Vayan Con Dios!

Facebook Games, I hate em’, I tried Farmville years ago and in just took way too  much  of my time, it was like farming and milking cows in real life, I had to pick strawberries at a certain time or they rotted, if I didn’t milk my cows in time I  lost milk money, it was not a game!  Now, why the F am I getting invites to play "Solitare in Wonderland" by other grown, hairy men? I am seriously thinking about changing my profile picture to the uglie selfie that I took while attending the NORRA Mexican 1000 on the Baja of Mexico to ward off these weird, unwelcomed invites to play games and other things that go on in the world of Facebook of which this standup guy wants no part of! EWWW, I feel so dirty!

Well, I was able to visit my home state of Idaho once again, see my Mother, Brothers, Aunts, Uncle and Cousins. Then a quick trip to McCall, to see my Cousin Johnny HoobyDooby Doo Hooven and his wife Jerie and children.  Then over to Beside the Mill where I have some Chica Amigas awaiting to do shots of Tequila and then to my suite at the Hotel McCall for an afterhours fiesta!  Funtastic Times in Boise, Idaho with Amigos & Amigas - Rich & Rhonda Collins, Tim & Susan Bundgard,  Ron & Mary Faccio & Kent & Allie Klinger as Rich & Rhonda hosted a cocktail party in our honor,( well mostly Connie’s)!  

We had a wonderful get together on the Golf Course for my Uncle Tom’s 3rd Annual Memorial Golf Tournament held in beautiful Wilder, Idaho next to the Snake River on Riverbend Golf Course. Two of my Brothers, and almost all of my Cousins, Uncle Dennie, numerous friends such as Steve Boyce, Dave Stephens, Rich Collins, Dan Taylor and many others came out to enjoy each other’s company and toast a shot of Fireball and a shot of Ten High Whiskey which were two of my Uncle Tom Hooven’s favorite drinks. We then all went to Marsing for a family picnic but not before going down to the Poor House where my cousin John  Hooven bought all 50 or so of us a round of drinks.  We did eventually show up at the Marsing Park where my mother, aunts and other relatives who did not participate in golf and shots had already eaten.  YES, we were extremely tardy!

On our last evening before heading back to Sunny Scottsdale, Arizona, the Bungards invited Connie, Rhonda, Rich and I over for cocktails at their home on the Boise River.  At the end of this Blog, You’ll see a photo  of  Connie enjoying a cerveza with Gracie & Granger (Bungard dogs) at Tim & Sue's!

Right before leaving Idaho, I experienced a sad moment in the life of a squirrel who had not looked before he leaped into traffic, therefore, here is a Public Service Announcement going out to all Boise, Meridian & Eagle Squirrels and fast drivers. Please my dear Squirrel friends, do not run into the streets with your nuts without first looking both directions. Fast & Texting Drivers, please be aware of Squirrels that are very busy gathering and storing nuts this time of year as some are concentrating on the coming winter and nothing else!  Rico is the founding member of Watch Those Furry SQUIRRELS - WTF SQUIRRELS Organization!  Spoiler Alert:  Sad photos of dead squirrel at end of Blog.

Now, some great news:  Amigas & Amigos, just recieved my first published review of my next book: MEXICO got LUCKY! If YOU Loved "Where the Red Fern Grows" then You are in 4 an incredible treat! Pet Lovers fasten YOUR Seat Belts!  

Reviewed By Jessyca Garcia for Readers’ Favorite on: 07/21/2015
Review Rating: 5 stars!

“I wanted to read Mexico Got Lucky by Rico Austin simply because it was about a dog that was lost in Mexico. Having visited Mexico and seeing how most dogs are not treated properly, I was amazed at how much support Jim received from people there in assisting him to find Lucky. This story restored my faith in humanity.

I really enjoyed Mexico Got Lucky. Austin has shown me that there are still good people in the world. It was so obvious that Jim loved Lucky. He spent a ton of money and resources just to find Lucky. I would not do even half of what he did for some people in my life. Jim is an amazing person and I wish that I was a dog so he could own me. I would have lost faith after a month of not finding my dog, but Jim kept his faith for over seventy days.

This story is just not about finding a beloved, lost pet. It also is a history lesson. Austin has little bits of historical facts scattered throughout the book. I never knew that the Chow Chow is believed to be a model for the Foo dog. Of course, after reading this information, I do see the resemblance. The majority of Mexico Got Lucky is written as if you are reading in a chat room. This is because this is how people got involved in helping Jim find Lucky.

By writing the story like this, Austin gives the reader a front row seat of what is going on. It made me wish I had a keyboard so I could also type words of encouragement to Jim. From the very beginning I knew how the story was going to end, but the book held my attention. I needed to see what happened to Lucky and where he was. While reading Mexico Got Lucky, my neighbor’s dog went missing. This book gave me several ideas on how to assist in finding the dog. For that I want to thank Austin. I recommend this book for anyone who has ever had a pet.”

While on a business trip to San Diego I was able to take my nephew & amigo Cody Austin out for his Birthday Dinner (Surf and Turf) in Carlsbad, California at Coyote Bar & Grill. Very proud of what this young man has become, serving in the UNITED STATES NAVY at Camp Pendleton! I think he enjoyed it, as he took a photo of it! We couldn't eat it all, so Mr. Cody had some great leftovers for thehis next morning’s breakfast.

My Dear Amiga, the sweet Bonnie Lee, RIP has passed away on July 7th! She was an excellent friend and my editor for my last two books. I loved seeing her at the Tucson Festival of Books each & every year. Her reviews were always a welcome sight to eyes and sometimes gave me the inspiration to keep writing. She is the Lady that introduced me to another dear Amiga & fellow Author Lala Corriere whose heart is also breaking at this time; Vaya con Dios, Miss Bonnie! Xxoo

I did leave a tribute for Bonnie in MEXICO got LUCKY, “A special tribute goes out to my editor, Miss Bonnie Lee RIP, who passed away unexpectedly on July 7th, 2015, before I could send the manuscript of this story to receive her always, positive and welcomed feedback. You will be missed by many within the Literary World and the Wine World, both of which you loved dearly and were loved by.”

Viva MEXICO!

Feliz Cumpleanos (Happy Birthday) 50th to my Little Brother, Samuel Austin!Gracias for YOUR Service to the US Navy & the US Army!  
Enjoy YOUR Retirement!

Well, YOU can now purchase MEXICO got LUCKY in eKindle version or paperback on Amazon.com   It is a great book and I know that YOU will enjoy!

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"Lovin' Life & Livin' Large!" - rico austin

Saludos y Vayan con Dios,

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Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA

                Front Cover of MEXICO got LUCKY, the true story of Jim Kawaguchi & Lucky!

                                           Back Cover of MEXICO got LUCKY!

        Amiga Marcia Q. & Wife Connie at Hammerhead's Bar & Grille in San Carlos, Mexico

                    Rico, Mike & Abby at Hammerhead's in San Carlos, Sonora, MEXICO!

                  The 3 most interesting Men in San Carlos, Mexico celebrating 4th of July
                           Author Rico Austin, Mr. Most Interesting Man, Abby Cady!

                                                      Amigas Kim Cady & Connie Austin

          Bahia Delfin, San Carlos Amigas Jerie Ortiz Matz, Connie Austin & Jana LaVanway

               San Carlos, Mexico Amigos Mark Benishek, Rico Austin & Jim LaVanway!

                                         Amiga Jana L. & Rico A. at Bahia Delfin!

                          Amigos Angel Lopez, Rico Austin & Abby Cady at Fiesta!

           Rico Austin, Chad Lynn, Connie Austin & Char Smith at Bahia Delfin - 4th of July!

 Salud - 4th of July, Amigos Art Cook, John Swodeck & Rico Austin w/Tres Generaciones!

                 San Carlos Amigas Jerie Ortiz Matz & Trish Swodeck on 4th of July, 2015!

           San Carlos, Mexico Amigos Jim LaVanway & Rico Austin - 4th of July, 2015!

                            San Carlos, Mexico Amigos Rico Austin & Angel Lopez at La Fiesta!

                                       Amiga Charlotte Honeycutt & Rico Austin!

                                       After a hard day of partying in Mexico -
             Most Interesting Men, Matt Honeycutt & Author Rico Austin need a siesta

   Rico Austin, Chad Lynn & Char Smith (soon to be Char Lynn) at San Carlos, MX bonfire!

      Amiga Pam, Amigo Abby, Amiga Kelly & Amigo Jay enjoying 4th of July Festivities!

                   Oops,  having another shot of Tres Generaciones - Art, John & Rico!

             Don't mess with a Bandido with a Squirt Gun & a Pistoleros Camisa!

                                     Connie Austin lovin' life & livin' large in MEXICO!

                    Team Double Coin Tires - Rico Austin, Phil Niekro, Lisa H., Robert C.

              MLB Hall of Famer - Phil Niekro & Author Rico Austin taking a Selfie!

                                   Amigo Phil Niekro & Dry Heat Classic Volunteers!

                          Author Rico  Austin with Dry Heat Classic Volunteers!

                         Rico with Double Coin / CMA sponsorship - Hole in One Contest!

                   50 Shades of Grey party - Terri, Rene, Tracy, Connie & hostess Tina

                                    Author Rico Austin  at 50 Shades of Grey dinner party!

                                        Connie & Rico Austin at 50 Shades of Grey Party!

                    Rico at dinner table, "OH, YOU Look Delicious," as he anticipates!

                                      The Party is about to Begin!   50 Shades of Grey!

                                     Welcome to the Hotel McCall!

                                      Author Rico Austin checking in,  will he check out?

 Wild McCall, Idaho Women at Beside the Mill, they'll do anything for My Bad Tequila!

    Now this is what I call bartender service - Brittany at Beside the Mill in McCall, ID!

     Uncle Tom's Tourney - Rich Collins, Stevyn Austin, Fayth Austin & Uncle Rico Austin

         Uncle Tom's Memorial Tourney - Steve Boyce, Stevyn, Fayth, Rico, John Hooven;

               Uncle Tom's Tourney - Rico A.,  John H., Dave Stephens, Rich C., Steve B. 

           Stevyn & Faith Austin giving their Grandmother Nina a sweet kiss on the cheek!

              Good Grandchildren - Stevyn & Fayth Austin with Grandma Nina!

                                       Uncle Tom's Memorial Golf Tournament 2015!

     Connie with Gracie and Granger at Tim & Sue Bungard's house in Eagle, Idaho!

                       Please don't text and drive!  pleads Rico, the founding member of
                  Watch Those Furry SQUIRRELS aka WTF SQUIRRELS Worldwide, Inc. 

                                      Another Squirrel is dead!   
                 WTF Squirrels requests to You, "Please don't Text & Drive!"

Author Rico Austin in downtown San Felipe, Baja Norte, Mexico!

                                  San Felipe, Baja Norte, Mexico!

                                 Sunrise over the Sea of Cortez at San Felipe!

 Gracias to all the Gorgeous San Felipe Girls who came out to Pavilion for Rico's signing!

      San Felipe Amiga Barbara C., Rico A., Kat H., & Warren B. at The Palapa Restaurant!

     Amiga Kat Hammontre of Kat's Korner fame in San Felipe with Author Rico Austin!

                      Bonnie Lee, RIP, my Amiga & Editor will be missed! 

     Cody Austin of Camp Pendleton Navy Base & Uncle Rico celebrating Cody's B-Day!

           Cody's Surf & Turf Birthday Dinner in Carlsbad, CA at Coyote Bar & Grill

              Feliz Cumpleanos (Happy Birthday) to my Little Brother - Samuel Austin
                       Gracias (Thank You) for YOUR Serving in the US Navy & US Army!

              Feliz Cumpleanos (Happy Birthday) 50th to my Little Brother - Samuel Austin
                       Gracias (Thank You) for YOUR Serving in the US Navy & US Army!
                                                      Enjoy YOUR Retirement!

    Please join Me at Hammerhead's in San Carlos for release party of MEXICO got LUCKY !

          Please tell Troy & Noreen that Rico sent ya to Hammerhead's for a great Margarita!

June 2015 Blog

Que pasan Amigas y Amigos? 

Another fun month behind us, a Birthday month for me! I’ll give YOU a clue as to how  many years I’ve now celebrated:  Sammy Hagar  had a hit song, “I can’t drive 55!”  What still can’t figure it out,  OKAY, how about Double Nickels!  No MAS Clues for YOU!

Was able to celebrate in style at the Wynn in Las Vegas, BABY!  I’d never had the opportunity to stay at the WYNN before and it was everything I thought it  would  be, including the European Pool aka Topless Pool for lounging and gawking.  Of  course I had my dark glasses on so my eyes could see everything without me being seen, eyeing the tatas, boobs, chi chis, titties or whatever You want to call them. For some reason, men love seeing em and women love showing  em!

I had dinner at Caesar’s Palace in a great restaurant Joe’s  Seafood, Prime Rib & Stone Crab with a little cake & ice cream treat at the end of a wholesome meal, picture at the end!  Then it was over to Harrah’s at the Jack Daniels Dueling  Piano Bar to see Amigas & Twins, Kim & Tamara Pinegar & Amigo Conrad Hawthorne – Performers & Great Pianists! 

After all the fun and games, knee surgery awaited me on June 10th, recovery is doing great, it has been nearly three weeks and all is well.  The crutches were tossed within a couple of days and therapy has began and to be continued for a while.

The U.S. Open was a trip to watch on one of the worst golf courses of which a U.S. Open has been held.  The 2015 United States Open Championship was the 115th U.S. Open at Chambers Bay in University Place near Tacoma on the shore of Pugent Sound.  In this golf tournament we had everything: a railroad with live trains passing through all the time, a super dry course in usually wet Northern Washington, several lead changes by more than a few golfers, a Tiger Woods meltdown,  Ricky Fowler leaving  the course with his new Amigo Tiger and a list of new records broken by the young 21 year old golfer from Texas.

Yes, Jordan Spieth became the youngest golfer to win the Masters and U.S. Open in the same year.  Jordan is also the youngest U.S. Open champion since Bobby Jones in 1923.

There was one, well two draw backs to this tournament, (1) Dustin Johnson three putting within 12 feet from the hole. Dustin hit a five iron on the final hole, the par-5 on the 18th.  He punched his eagle putt for the win, 3 feet past the hole, then missed the three footer coming back to give Jordan Spieth the title.  I felt horrible for Dustin as his family looked on which included father-in-law Wayne Gretsky, hockey great. I do admire Mr. and Mrs. Dustin Johnson as he walked to the clubhouse, his wife joined him and handed him his little girl to hold which brought a huge smile to Dustin’s face. After seeing that, it made me a Dustin Johnson fan and my hurt for him a little larger.  (2) After the poor showing of a golf course that rewarded some bad shots and penalized great shots, it is doubtful the Northwest will again be given the opportunity to host the U.S. Open.  Sure wish they had done a better job, but no crying over spilled milk or bad, horrible greens that cause a great golfer like Dustin Johnson to three putt within 12 feet from the hole. I, too am guilty of this and have done before because of shitty greens, shitty putters and perhaps, because I am a shitty golfer.

Back to traveling and exploring the Southwest, a flight to El Paso, renting the dirtiest car I’ve ever rented in my 30 + years from Thrifty. It was so more dusty and dirtier than the other cars that I actually took a photo for proof. I then drove this dirty little car to Ruidoso, New Mexico to see San Carlos, Mexico Amigo Mark Mulligan perform at the White Mountain Pavilion.  Great show, and I was able to meet his two oldest sons Marco and Luis who are both mentioned in Mark’s incredible book, The Three Miracles of which you can purchase at this site on Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Three-Miracles-Mark-Mulligan/dp/1496121694/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1435786802&sr=8-2&keywords=mark+mulligan  

On the way to Ruidoso I drove past Oro Grande, NM and on the  way back  to  El Paso, the National Park of White Sands.  New Mexico is a very diverse and beautiful  state.  El Paso, well is El Paso with an Army base and dust, lots of dust. Did I mention my dusty rental car?

I watched some Women’s Soccer matches of which rarely have  I  done.  Saw U.S. Women’s team eek out a win 1 - 0 over China and then in the Semi Finals a 2 – 0 win over number one ranked Germany in the FIFA Women’s World Cup.  Now the U.S. women’s team awaits their challenger, the United Kingdom or Japan!  I would say that the U.S. Women’s team should be favored and they need to stay focused. Keep goalie Hope Solo out of the bar and brawls and we’ll be alright. Solo has not allowed a goal since its opening match against Australia on June 8th in the 27th minute and has now shut down opponents for 423 straight minutes. Quite a feat!  Stay Strong U.S. Women Soccer Team!

Next month,  celebration  of  America’s birthday, the  4th of  July!

And, last night I  just sent to the publisher my latest book, “MEXICO got LUCKY!”  You’re gonna love it!

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Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA

 

        I' Can't Drive "55"      This is my Birthday Card from my Beautiful  Wife, Connie!

  My Love found a picture of my old 71' Super Bee which is now worth $120K - $150K
         Man, I wish I still had this car; but couldn't afford all the clutches!
                                 Never lost a race with this BABY!    ;-)

 

                           Getting cleaned up before the big B-Day 55 night!  
            A little read in the tub of MY BAD TEQUILA to get the night rolling!

                      Author Rico Austin enjoying his Birthday Bubble Bath at the WYNN!

                  Rico's room at the WYNN  on  the 55th Floor in celebration of turning 55!
                                          Compliments of Amigo, Mr. Steve Wynn!

                   Rico spiffed up his Armani, ready for Cocktails & Chicas & more Cocktails!

                                   Rico & Popeye doing the Spinach Pose at the WYNN!

          Rico is at a favorite place in VEGAS, the Piano Bar at Harrah's w/Kim Pinegar!

         Rico with  all the gang - Conrad, Tamara & Kim leaning in at Harrah's Piano Bar!

               Author Rico Austin with his favorite Pianist & Amiga Kim Pinegar of the Twins!

                      Rico spent one night at the Hilton Elara on the 102nd floor! 
                                             Had to get a photo!

   Author Rico Austin blowing out his Birthday Dessert at Joe's Stone Crab & Steakhouse!

                         Rico buys his girl Connie a bikini at the Ferrari Store at the WYNN!
                                        Barbie was right there, wanting one as well!

                            Making it happen - Thanks to the Ferrari Store at the WYNN!

           Connie Austin modeling her new Ferrari Suit out by the MY BAD TEQUILA pool!

                            Rico on a little side trip in Arizona, getting his Kicks on Route 66!

                     Famous ROADKILL Café on Route 66 in Seligman, ARIZONA!

   Author Rico Austin at the Burbank, CA airport aka Bob Hope on his way to Seal Beach!

    Yeah, this Author likes to hang at Seal Beach, Huntington, Cabo, Hamptons!  
                                    Rico Austin loves the Sea, Sand, Surf & Senoritas!

           Tequila Connoisseur & Seal Beach, California Amigo DON MABE dedicates his 33rd
                    Tequila Conquering Exploit at Yucatan Grill to Author Rico Austin!