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Que Pasan Amigos & Amigas?
End of the Year 2011 is winding down and this will be my last Blog of this aging, old year. This last month like every month has been crazy with action and I must share with YOU one of the most incredible fiestas I have ever had the pleasure to attend held in Glendale, AZ at THUNDERBIRD, School of Global Management to celebrate the Tower Dedication and Homecoming on 11/11/11; I will remember this day in history as it was the date of which I went to a $1,000,000 party which was for 2000 invited Guests and the cost per Guest was at $500 which was completely paid for by the Hinrich Family to help celebrate the Tower Dedication and to ring in Merle Hinrich’s 70th Birthday, who is also an Alum from the Class of 1965 by his adorable and generous wife Miriam of which she had also donated $2 million in kicking off the donation drive – leading the way for more than 1,100 people to donate to the renovation of which my wife and I, Rico – class of 98 and My Bad Tequila, LLC are part of the 1,100 donating strong whose names are forever etched on the Donor Wall in the remodeled Tower Building. On Thursday evening it was time to say Adios to the Old T-Bird Pub which was established in 1972 and put to rest on November 10th, 2011. I first stepped into the Thunderbird Pub in late, hot August 1996 after an incredible monsoon storm had wrecked havoc on my soon to be Beloved Campus. On that sultry evening where air conditioning had yet to be restored and fans were a plenty, I met my first T-Bird Amigo, Kurt P. who had driven from the arches of St. Louis, Missouri; we drank several Fat Tire beers and munched on pizza that had been brought in for welcoming new Graduate Students that would be leaving with an education unparallel to any other Master’s Program in the United States and perhaps the entire Globe in what then seemed like 2 long ass years. Now looking back on the glorious and outstanding memories of friendships, fiestas, flirtation, and avoidance of failing any subjects it was one of the shortest 2 year periods in my now 5 decade lifetime. It was there at Thunderbird I was introduced to and learned to speak, write and read Spanish. It was there at Thunderbird where I renewed my love of writing as I wrote for the school newspaper – Das Tor. It was there at Thunderbird where I developed lifelong friendships and relationships that borders, wars, foreign policies and politics can not destroy as we truly knew individuals from different countries, not just what we had read or seen on television about strangers from a distant land; No – these are Humans, like onto ourselves that cry, that bleed, that care, that rejoice, that love and wanted to be loved and liked without regards to our race, religion, ethnic background, sexual preference, age, color or what country we are born or live in this beautiful world we ALL Call HOME! Amigo Socrates said it best: “I am not an Athenian nor a Greek, but a citizen of the World.”
Thanks to my many, many cherished Friends of Thunderbird from around the Globe. Here’s to the Thunderbird Mystique!
For those that are not sure what a tower is:
What is a Tower?
- It’s a landmark. A reference. A signpost on the landscape. A symbol. An icon.
- It’s a viewpoint. A new altitude. A greater height. An opportunity to rise above diversion. To see the horizon. To see the future. To see possibility. To know what’s coming.
- A chance to seek clarity. To seek direction. To watch the world as it is… its geography, its people and its cultures.
- It’s a house of vision. A stronghold. A foundation for guidance. A home for learning.
- It’s a unifier. A community’s expression of itself. A leader of planes and schools and minds.
- A place for everyone. To find ideas. To follow dreams.
- It’s a treasure. A legacy. A future.
November 11th, 2011 – Dedication of the restored Tower and Grand Opening of the new Thunderbird Pub and the Greatest Party that the City of Glendale will possibly ever see. Thank YOU Miriam & Merle Hinrich. One more tidbit about this, I did personally autograph a hard cover of the epic, award winning novel “MY BAD TEQUILA” and personally gave it to Miriam to help show my appreciation for the Hinrich Family’s Generosity and Kindness. A Special Thank You to the Hinrichs’ Brother-in-Law, Mr. Patrick R. of Nebraska for helping me locate Amiga Miriam to present my gift.
I don’t know whether or not to mention the After Hours Party that Kurt and I hosted at the Embassy Suites as it was Epic and continued until 5:00 am. No, I don’t think I’ll go into detail other than Azunia Tequila was enjoyed by all. www.azuniatequila.com
Now onto football and my Boise State Broncos of which I was able to travel to Qualcomm Stadium and meet another T-Bird great Amigo – Greg C. as we partied in Old Town San Diego and then watched BSU methodically dismantle the Aztecs of San Diego State University. Speaking of which the BCS Bowl selection committee committed an absurd and most idiotic, flagrant foul by passing up number 7 ranked BSU with an exceptional 11 – 1 record with the only loss by 1 point to TCU of Texas. Sugar Bowl dumbasses are corrupt and this year the officials didn't even try to hide it; Oklahoma State should have been the #2 contending for the National Championship; Boise State should have been selected for either Sugar Bowl or Fiesta Bowl; Kansas State & Arkansas also deserved to be chosen in one of the BCS Give me a break - Clemson, Virginia Tech; Michigan & West Virginia - Unbelievable - take these 4 out and put the other 3 in; I am now definitely in favor of dismantling the BCS and going to a Playoff system. BSU Coach Peterson said it best - "I don't know why we're voting whent the #6, 7, 8, 9, & 10 teams are left out."Bowl games. I am now in favor more than ever of a playoff system since we are dealing with persons that have Corrupt Snake-like Beady Eyes and Slithers into the open arms of 17th ranked Virginia Tech & 13th ranked Michigan. For the story of Coach Pete blasting the BCS click onto the next link.
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/story/2011-12-06/bcs-boise-state-petersen/51666700/1?fb_comment_id=fbc_10150408815538924_20089147_10150409178323924#f1a92bd84242f0c
Bowling is my choice of winter sports as Las Vegas, NV will get a visit as will Tempe, AZ;
My Bad Tequila and Amigo Rich C., John P. and Cameron will be at the MAACO Bowl cheering on the Broncos as they take on another team I care about; The Arizona State Sun Devils of which I have season tickets. Sorry fellow ASU fans, I will have to support the team of which I played football for back in 1985, the last year of the Green Turf.
Then to close out the 2011 Year, Amigo Ray M. and I will attend the Insight Bowl on December 30th in downtown Tempe to watch another favorite team of mine – the Oklahoma Sooners take on Iowa at Sun Devil Stadium. I know Amigo Gibbo is in turmoil right now on whether to leave Oklahoma and his family right before the New Year to watch his Boomer Sooners live in Arizona or watch in the confines of his living room next to the crackling fireplace and getting the affectionate licks from the family dog as I have heard likes OK Football as does his master.
Thanksgiving was great as Amigo John P. & Amiga Kim P. had their relatives and some good friends over for a delicious, traditional Thanksgiving meal. Gracias!!!
A sad day was December 4th as I lost one my Uncle Tom. Uncle Tom was one of my favorite uncles of which I golfed with, fished with and drank coronas with. He was born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and lived most of his life in Idaho after serving in the Navy. Uncle Tom, RIP.
The scorn and curse of a Norwegian woman must be wearing off as Tiger Woods finally won a golf tournament, the first win in 749 days. Eldrick Woods won the Chevron World Challenge beating Zach Johnson by 1 stroke on December 4th, 2011. Woods had not won a golf tournament since November 15th, 2009 and news leaked of his extra-marital affair with Rachel Uchitel and then news of muchas chicas practicing with Tiger’s putt putt. Will the curse be completely destroyed or removed in year 2012? Only Elin Nordegren knows the answer to that possible hazard.
If You haven’t ordered YOUR copy of “MY BAD TEQUILA” as a gift yet for that someone special that has everything, still time with 1day shipping and eKindle & Nook available. http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_6?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=my+bad+tequila&sprefix=my+bad
To finish off the Year, I will end with a conversation I had with an Amigo not long ago:
Sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend…. I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said, “That’s us in 10 years.”
He said, “That’s a mirror, dipshit!” 
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy New Year & Festivus for the Rest of Us!
Saludos & Vayan Con Dios!
Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO & Amigo - MY BAD TEQUILA
"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM
www.mybadtequila.com
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Juan Jaime's Tacos and Tequila or TNT; Billy Bob Thornton; Steve & Lance of So Cal;
Bienvenidos Amigas & Amigos,
Well now, You would think after coming back from Cabo San Lucas on October 15th and partying with Sammy Hagar that life would stop or at least slow to a nice, semi-silent pace; but, nooooo….
October 17th on the road to Southern California to visit dealers – now ninos and ninas, You know I’m writing about legitimate distributors of legal products. I’m also out and about to see Amigo Sir Lancelot aka Little Sammy with the Shammy aka Lancer with the Answer, anyone who’s ever been on my Facebook page knows who I’m referring to as ol’ Lance is a master of waxing cars and rhyming words that will bring a smile to a face on a Monday Morning.
Here is an example Mr. Lance Tate’s rhyming rhythm and by the way he looks exactly like my other Amigo, the one and only? Sammy Hagar!
“Just Now Getting Out Of My BED- My Feet Feel Like LEAD-I Need To Be FED & My Eyes Still Look RED!! I Guess It Was A GREAT Weekend!! ENOUGH SAID!! A Couple Of Asperin To Clear My HEAD- Or Should I Jump Into The POOL & Start To TREAD-Either Way -I'm Like The Walking DEAD-But I'll Think I'll Be DETAILING 5 Cars TODAY INSTEAD!! OOOOWWWW!! LIL SAMMY WITH A BANGED UP SHAMMIE!! BAGOW!! LANCER WITH DA ANSWER!!”
If You ever need YOUR car detailed, waxed or just want to grab a concert, go see LiL Sammy in Cypress, California. And if this ball of fire of a Sammy look alike isn’t enough laughs and fun; we both drive a short distance to Seal Beach and hang ten with ex Idaho roommate and Amigo Steve Boyce, the Actor, Biker and Stuntman whose acting skills are sensational when seen with Jungle Jack Hannah at the Columbia Zoo which overtook the San Diego Zoo for #1 Zoo in the United States of America. Amigo Steve even provided a Review for “My Bad Tequila” on the website and in the novel. I’m proud to have 2 cool cats in So Cal to call True Amigos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqYZkB3X5y4
http://allsoldout.com/columbus/biker-dude-visits-the-columbus-zoo-and-aquarium/
If You checked out either of the websites above, You might have noticed the maroon Harley that Steve is riding is owned by none other than Amigo Billy Bob Thornton and was used in his movie of which he wrote, directed and starred in; The Film “Sling Blade won the Academy Award for Best Writing, Adapted Screenplay, and Thornton was nominated for Best Actor in a Leading Role. This is where Hollywood Stardom first found Amigo Billy Bob Thornton and now I want him to play the bus driver – Craig of the epic, award winning, bestselling novel “My Bad Tequila” which has been written into screenplay format. More info to come in the future on this hopeful Hollywood project. Also starring in this 1996 Sleeper Hit with Billy Bob were fellow Amigos and Actors Dwight Yoakam, John Ritter – RIP and Robert Duvall.
October 21st late afternoon, I arrive back from So Cal into Scottsdale just in time for an afternoon “Happy Hour & Book Signing” at the famous Juan Jaime’s TNT or aka Juan Jaime’s Tacos n Tequila in Northern Scottsdale. http://www.juanjaimes.com/ Owners and Amigos John James – get it Juan Jaime – c’mon it’s the same name only in Espanol and Amigo Adam who is usually minding the other hot spot in Chandler, AZ http://www.facebook.com/tonicaz Go ahead and “Like” their Page and visit them as You'll like Amigo & Bartender - Martin of Veracruz, Mexico which is a must visit on the Gulf; Lots of Hot Chicas patrol both places - I back to the Tonic & Juan Jaime's again.. And guess what else happened at Jaime’s? Lots of Amigas showed for the book signing, some with their novios (boyfriends); but some had roast beef and some had none, like that little piggy. Thought I might add a little nursery rhyme to make LiL Sammy with the Shammy smile once more. Amigo and Trophylite Race Series Driver – Mr. Jim Riley of Azunia Tequila sent a couple of his finest bottles of Platinum Blanco and Reposado for tasting and free shots when a novel “My Bad Tequila” was purchased. Great time, Gracias Jaime and Your Super Staff and all Amigas & Amigos that showed: Jim & Jana, Mark & Rachelle, Mary & Stephanie, Connie, Matt, Trisha and my youngest reader and Tequila consumer at age 5 – Conner K.; just kidding about Conner being my youngest reader! Azunia Tequila and “My Bad Tequila” should never be sold or distributed in the U.S. to youngsters under the age of 21. To everyone else “Drink Responsibly” unless You’re in Cabo San Lucas or San Carlos, Mexico and partying with Rock Stars Sammy Hagar or Karaoke Stars Richie C. or Kory P. Idol.
October 22nd early morning; No, I didn’t get to f-cking sleep in, I’ve got books to sell, fans to see, hot babes to kiss and festivals to attend. Okay, so I know how to make the Arizona Humanities Festival seem like a happening place that all Phoenicians need to be present. It was nice; but not heavily attended, maybe next year; however, I would like to thank the AZ Author’s Association for sponsoring a booth and inviting me to attend the morning session from 10:00 – 12:00 noon. http://www.azhumanities.org/pdf/pr/2011/Az%20Humanities%20Festival%20Press%20Release%20-%20August%2023,%202011.pdf
October 24th am, fly from Phoenix to Oakland; cross the Golden Gate Bridge, eat some chowder on Fisherman’s Wharf, see some Chinese in China Town, take several rides with hot chicas on the Trolley Cars, share some Ghirardelli chocolate with the hot chicas from the trolley car, had a couple drinks at the Elixir Saloon, got dizzy walking down Lombard Street, try on some 501 Levis, got locked down then escaped Alcatraz and crossed back over the Oakland Bay Bridge in time to visit Amigos for last call and salud to Jack London at Heinold’s First and Last Chance Saloon at Jack London Square in Oakland. For a more complete history of this great establishment, You can either go to this website: http://oaklandnorth.net/2011/07/26/the-legends-of-oaklands-oldest-bar/
Or read an older Blog of Rico’s “My Bad Tequila” dated: December 19, 2010: http://blog.mybadtequila.com/2010/12/19/jack-london-elixir-azunia-tequila-welcome-back-kotter.aspx
October 28th late morning, go to the dentist and have my front tooth pulled for my anticipated role as an Arkansas pig hunter in the remake of “Deliverance.” Also, please note that I am taking Banjo lessons with another guy which forms a dueling banjo sound and by the time I get this instrument conquered and the remake has been filmed of which I am hoping to be selected for the starring part opposite Burt Reynolds, Jon Voight, Ronny Cox and squealing Ned Beatty in his film re-debut. Can’t wait to get that implant as the chicas no gusta (don’t like) a missing front tooth on a sexy heterosexual even during the holiday season. All I want for Christmas is my front tooth and a movie deal.
October 29th there was a Pig Roast at the residence of Amigo Mark & Amiga Rachelle in Glendale, AZ and I am proud to say this is our 3rd year in a row of attendance. We threw in Halloween costume party as a bonus to the luau style fiesta. Great time as always; but where were Abby, Kim, Jim and Jana?
I thought I would get more written by now; but guess I’ll stop with this Blog and reward my readers with another Blog which will commence where this one left perhaps as early as this weekend or sooner. Wow, we still have Vegas to showboat; Occupy Portland; Tell of one unbelievable fiesta at a Graduate School known worldwide as Thunderbird, Global School of Management as it unveiled its new look and preservation of the Tower and a visit by an Old Graduate College Amigo; Witnessed my Boise State Bronco Football team win another game over San Diego State University at Qualcomm Stadium with a different Amigo from T-Bird; Took a tour of Burbank, dined at the famous Smokehouse while conversing with many major Hollywood Producers and Directors; Invited for a wonderful Thanksgiving Dinner with Great Friends that are just like Famila; Signing books in Flagstaff at Hastings Book Store and a whole bunch more that I may or may not remember doing.
Oh & while I was occupying Portland a week or two ago, a couple of Amigos called me on my cell phone on their way back from a lonely place called Prineville, Oregon to meet at Famous Dave’s BBQ. They both threatened to force me to eat another full slab of ribs (I could only down 7 of the 12) if I didn’t include them in my next Blog; so reluctantly I must oblige and will try to make these two and a half men named Gibbo and Ray a little more famous (like their buddy Dave that has the famous BBQ) than they were just a few days ago and I have included their picture for recognition purposes. If You do see them, chances it will be at a Famous Dave’s BBQ either on the West Coast or the East Coast or in the Southwest or in the Southeast or possibly the Midwest or Northeast or Southeast. Wherever YOU see them please acknowledge that YOU know who they are and that YOU will be watching for them as they make their big break onto the Silver Screen perhaps with the film “My Bad Tequila.”
Saludos & Vayan Con Dios!
Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO & Amigo - MY BAD TEQUILA
"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM
www.mybadtequila.com
blog.mybadtequila.com
http://site.mybadtequila.com/Guestbook.php
Sammy Hagar Birthday Bash; Henry Ford; My Bad Tequila & Author & Amigos Cabo Vacation
Amigas & Amigos, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, ……. “ if this writing dialog reminds YOU of “A Tale of Two Cities” you may be well read and may have read other classics such as “Gone with the Wind,” “The Hobbit,” “Outlander,” and “My Bad Tequila.” www.amazon.com/gp/top-rated/digital-text/159974011/ref=zg_bs_tab
This is a bit different, shall we call it “A Tail of Two Cities” which may be more appropriate since we’ll go “behind” the scenes. The cities I speak of are as different as Mexican American and African American if we may use these tags although I do not like the actual words as I believe we are Americans / US Citizens or we are Africans or we are Mexicans; if You physically came from Africa or Mexico and have duel citizenship then I believe this would be acceptable; however, many subcultures and groups believe they should or need to be special. I don’t claim to be a Swedish American or my mother an Irish American; but my dad was part of an American Indian – see where this is going or can go?
The first city is Detroit, Michigan, United States of America and I know I hear some groaning beginning to occur; just stay with me a bit longer and I assure YOU once again this Blog will reward YOU with knowledge and insight once completed as all fun and great reading will do. The other city is Cabo San Lucas, Baja Sur, Mexico.
I was in Detroit for work, a national sales meeting with the tire repair materials company of which I serve as a Western Territory Representative and since we are in the automotive industry, the management of our great company decided to pay our respects to Detroit – Motown and/or Motor City. Detroit was once a thriving city and this is the largest city in the state of Michigan. It was founded on July 24, 1701, by the French explorer, adventurer, and nobleman Antoine de la Mothe, sieur de Cadillac. Its name originates from the French word détroit which means “strait” in reference to its location on the river connecting the Great Lakes.
"Detroit" is a known as the world’s traditional automotive capital and an important source of popular music legacies celebrated by the city's two familiar nicknames, the Motor City and Motown. Other nicknames emerged in the 20th century, including City of Champions beginning in the 1930s for its successes in team sports.
At its peak in 1950, the city was the fifth-largest in the U.S.A. In 2010, the city had a population of 713,777 and ranked as the 18th most populous city in the United States. Between 2000 and 2010, the city's population declined by 25%; of all large cities in the U.S. only New Orleans experienced a greater decrease by percentage.
Now that I have given a bit of history of Detroit and of its decline and of its increasing poverty as witnessed by tires and mattresses strewn across the interstates, highways and bypasses, I will write that not all is lost for the city that Henry Ford built. Fortunately, I chose to visit The Henry Ford Museum of which I must say has been the most incredible visit of museums or antique stores or art shows or any other one day educational trek I have made in my past wanderings. Every American Man, Woman and Child should visit this history of our great country. It is a dedication to what made America great and of the Americans who have paved the way before us such Thomas Edison, Benjamin Franklin, Rosa Parks, Orville and Wilbur Wright, John F. Kennedy, Amelia Earhart, Henry Ford and other great minds and geniuses from Europe such as Albert Einstein. www.thehenryford.org/museum/tickets.aspx
Next stop was a factory tour of the Ford River Rouge Complex, is a Ford Motor Company factory complex located in Dearborn, Michigan, along the Rouge River. Construction began in 1917, and when it was completed in 1928 it had become the largest integrated factory in the world. One of the incredible features of this massive complex that is 1.5 miles wide by 1 mile long, which includes 93 buildings with nearly 16 million square feet of factory floor space is a living roof of grass on many of the larger buildings – absolutely phenomenal.
After visiting Detroit I reevaluated my having not bought a Ford on my last vehicle purchase. I purchased a Nissan and have contributed to a foreign car industry instead of buying American. Shame is upon me as it should be.
OKAY, time to visit the other city which is on a different time zone, a completely different latitude and I was there on vacation. Detroit - wet, cold, depressed, shrinking; Cabo San Lucas – warm, sunny, thriving, tequila;
These two cities are as different as were the reasons for my visiting. Work – Play; North, close to Canada – South, far, far from Canada. Barry Gordy Jr. & Marvin Gaye – Sammy Hagar & Waboritas. These two towns are 2044 miles apart as per ending at Kilometer 0 and even further in all other measurements of lifestyles; although one commonality was found – both have boats nearby.
Let’s get on with the fiesta, the vacation, the hot chicks, the rock n roll. What I’m talking about is the Mystery, Mayhem, Madness, Margaritas & MEXICO!!!
We were three couples, two of which were from Boise, Idaho and the other from Scottsdale, Arizona about to embark on a once in a lifetime journey to party with Sammy Hagar on his Birthday, October 13th, 2011. Sammy was going to be 64 and we needed to be there for our Amigo, the Red Rocker.
10/8/11 - I knew it was to be an epic vacation when my wife, aka Presley and I were both upgraded to first class by US Airways as the check in agent had read “My Bad Tequila” and was a huge reader, supporter and fan. www.usairways.com The only thing strange about the flight was no Tequila in the beverage offering so I chose an Ernest Hemingway favorite – a Papa Hemingway drink – Mojito.
As we neared our resort the Pueblo Bonito Sunset Resort anticipation with perspiration was upon us – WOW, the Presidential Suite was awaiting, another free upgrade for Sammy’s friends. Twelve Hundred square feet of veranda with a private hot tub and twenty two hundred S.F. of immaculate living space including 2 master bedrooms overlooking where the Sea of Cortez and the Pacific Ocean meet with titanic size waves crashing on a beach that Bo Derek would be proud to run slow motion with hair braided. www.pueblobonitosunsetbeach.com/
Rich & Rhonda, one set of the couples from Boise were celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary of which I had the honor of “Best Man” for my Favorito Amigo. Kory & Michelle, my great Sponsor of “My Bad Tequila” and Amigos which have “Bloody Fine” Bloody Mary Mix and Hot Wing Mix rounded out the fun foursome from the Bronco Nation in Boise. www.BloodyFine.com/
First day at the Sky Pool, chi chis of grande proportions were sighted, evaluated and firmed up for later engagements. Ahem …
10/9/11 – A night at the Jungle was entertaining as a group of ten Texas chicas, nine of which were blond and uno brunette huddled around rico for a photo op. We also hooked up with Amigo Jay N. and his entourage from Las Vegas. Then to our surprise, Amigo Vinnie Paul ex-drummer for the band Pantera takes over on the drums from the house band and rocks it out of this world. He then comes over to our table, has a drink and I autograph a hard copy of “My Bad Tequila” novel for Vinnie, who then gives me a hug and a drumstick – no not a chicken wing, the other drum stick that is made of wood. www.cabo-review.com/The_Jungle_Bar.htm
10/10/11 is Book Signing Numero Uno – Cabo Lounge Bar with Amigo, Owner and all around Great Guy, Mr. Juan, with his great looking sidekicks Mariana & Elly of Cabo. Also special note is that Juan and Mariana celebrated their Feliz Cumpleanos (Happy Birthdays) that glorious week. www.caboexclusive.net/wp/?p=3062 Guess what Tequila arrived? Yes, AZUNIA Tequila was personally delivered by Mr. Rick J. as he received a note from Mr. Jim R. that a book signing was about to take place. Gracias to my Great Tequila sponsor – AZUNIA TEQUILA ! www.AzuniaTequila.com
10/11/11 – No Worrys Bar and Grill and owner Derek welcomed us with open arms and cervezas. We met our Iowa connection - Amigo Tim & Amiga Dawne for drinks, Amigo Kory was invited on stage with the band to sing Billy Idol’s “Rebel Yell” with the lyrics, “In the midnight hour, she cried “more, more, more” With a rebel yell she cried ..” Great time at a place where they are “No Worrys!” www.noworrys.com/
10/12/11 is Numero Dos Book Signing 10/12/11 – Two for the Road, Jazz Spot – Cabo; Musicians and owners Kathy & Martin Daniels were examples of what a perfect host and hostess is; if you look up hospitality in the dictionary, do not be surprised if the Daniels family name appears. Chariot the bar maiden added an ambience that surpassed the aroma of tequila. Hey and once again, guess what? Unlimited AZUNIA Tequila found its way to this cozy piano and jazz spot. Gracias Rick & Jim of Azunia. I have the ultimate sponsors in the world – AzuniaTequila for an exciting night & BloodyFine Mix for the Morning after and recovery.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Two-for-the-Road-Cabo-Jazz-Spot/152801648079584
10/13/2011 – Sammy’s Birthday Bash at the Cabo Wabo Cantina; We had dinner show tickets and the dinner consisted of lobster stuffed in tortillas, tender steak, huge coconut shrimp, scalloped potatoes, vegetables galore, cesaer salad and beverages. The show was incredible with nonstop action of Sammy’s greatest songs including “I can’t drive 55,” “Why can’t this be Love,” “I’ve done everything for You,” & “Mas Tequila.” Sammy’s wife Kari Hagar presented him with his birthday cake which was baked by co host Guy Fieri and then smashed into his melon of which Sammy greeted with open arms and threw birthday cake and frosting out into the crowd. See pictures below of Sammy’s face covered with white cake.
www.redrocker.com/news/2011-birthday-bash-tickets-good-cause
10/14/11 – Miguelocos, Book Signing Numero Tres - what a place and what a character the owner Mr. Loco Miguel Hill, a songwriter, performer, entrepreneur and founder of Cabo’s newest tequila, Arco del Cabo; Miguel (Mike) picked up his guitar, walked over to us and sang his hit single “Caboholic” to us and asked us to join in on the chorus. His esposa (wife) Josephina is a terrific lady and a pleasure to talk with. I sold books to and sang songs with partiers from New York, Illinois, Virginia, Oklahoma, Oregon, Washington, Idaho, New Jersey, Nevada, Utah, Arizona, California, Ohio, Texas, Canadians, Mexicans and even a couple from New Zealand. www.miguelocos.com/
10/15/11 - Adios Amigas & Amigos de Cabo San Lucas, a sad day for this hombre! I believe if I would have drank a tequila more I would have smelled like a baby agave plant that had an accidente.
One final thought from 2 of my favorite famous people of whom each built a city, one in the North, south of Canada and the other South at the tip of the Baja and their famous quotes:
Henry Ford – “The Harder I Work the Luckier I Get”
Sammy Hagar – “Mas Tequila”
On November 5th, 2011 at the Arizona Authors Association Banquet we will find out if “My Bad Tequila” is selected as the AZ Fiction Book of the Year 2011 – 2012 as it is one of three finalists to help celebrate Arizona's Centennial of 100 Years of Statehood. “Wish Me Luck & I’ll Work Hard & Drink Mas Tequila”
Saludos, My Bad, MY BAD TEQUILA
Uncle Rico
Author Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, CEO & Tequila Connoisseur, Co Songwriter – MY BAD TEQUILA
“Have a Double Shot of Reality”
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The Princess & The Amigo - a Fairy Tale? The Huddle, Boise State Broncos, Matador
Que Pasan Amigas & Amigos, I have a very short Blog to share; however there will be a much longer one coming in a few days. I thought it important to share a story with All that is not a Fairy Tale but a Tale of not a Fairy, but a Cool, Happenin’ Dude of which will keep All Amigos hopes and dreams alive.
Once upon a time an Amigo asked a beautiful Princess “Will YOU Marry Me?”
The Princess said “No” and the Amigo lived Happily Ever After, and rode motorcycles and had fun with skinny, hot babes and fished and raced fast cars and went to strip clubs and dated women half his age and drank Tequila and Beer and drank Milk straight from the jug and never heard bitching and went to Rock Concerts where he met even hotter, younger Women and kept his apartment with his Dog and favorite blue jeans and watched football all day on Saturday and Sundays and Monday nights and all his Amigos and Familia thought he was fu-king cool as hell and he had tons of money and left the toilet seat up. The End
This last weekend Amigo & Author Rico had 2 separate book signings in Boise, ID – home of the Blue Turf and the Blue Collar Boise State Broncos. The Huddle owned by Amigo Randy has a giant picture/replica of the BSU Stadium with Blue Turf, Cheerleaders, Fans and Band all in place while a game is in progress. Randy has all previous Ex-BSU Football Players and Coaches to sign the Board when they visit his Bar / Grill for the first time. On Friday night, Sept 23rd loads of Amigas & Amigos showed up for the historic, epic book signing with the likes of Michel, Jill, Rich, Rhonda, Kory, Michelle, Rod, Greg, Leslie, JJ, Ron, Stephanie, Tiffany, Bret and many, many more. Gracias all; if ever in Boise “The Huddle” is a place to be not missed. Follow them on Twitter @TheHuddleGrill located at 205 N. 10th Street in beautiful downtown Boise, IDAHO.
Next stop on Saturday, Sept 24th before the game, Boise State University Book Store in the Bronco Shop http://www.boisestatebooks.com/shop_product_detail.asp?catalog_id=816&catalog_name=&pf_id=3937&product_name=TXkgQmFkIFRlcXVpbGE&type=3&target=shop_product_list.asp Gracias Holly & Neil for making this a great event. Lots of traffic as BSU fans were getting pompoms, new jerseys and shot glasses to start the fiesta.
Now off to Tailgating with Amigas galore and Yes there were a couple of Amigos. Amiga Claudia H. let me take her Scooler (Scooter made out of a Cooler) for an entrance onto the sidelines of the Boise State vs. Tulsa game of which I was a Guest of Amigo Steve E. – a tire guy like moi! Amigo Quarterback Kellen Moore #11 who is a front runner for the Heisman Trophy this year again struck Gold as he had 4 TD passes and 0 interceptions in the first half and only played a couple of minutes in the second half to give two of the other quarterbacks a chance to get some real live game playing time under their belts. At the BSU book signing Mr. & Mrs. Kellogg from Scottsdale, AZ purchased the epic, adventure & mystery novel "MY BAD TEQUILA" for their BSU playing son – Mr. Joe Kellogg #61 who is having a brilliant career as a Bronco. 11 & 61 are my favorite players on the BSU squad this year. Titus Young was a favorite last year and has moved onto the Detroit Lions where he is making quite a statement in the NFL. Perhaps Kellen & Joe are not far behind!.
I finally made a stop at the Matador Tequila Bar http://matadorseattle.com/location/location-boise/ and requested Azunia Tequila of which I was quite surprised they did not carry so went with my 2nd choice of Tres Generaciones of which they were able to make me a tasty Margarita. Great ambience, lots of hot Amigas, attentive Bartenders; however, a bit pricey as my one Margarita came to a total of $10.50 - I wanted to stay longer, but not at $21.00 for 2 Margs and still needed to leave a tip. Knocks the shit out of 25% of a $100 Franklin bill.
I do hope YOU enjoyed the story of the Amigo and the Princess and do believe that miracles can happen if You wait and stay single and ……… I can write this stuff because my esposa does not read my Blog.
Get YOUR Copy of the epic, adventure & mystery novel that has been nominated for Fiction Book of the Year in the Great State of ARIZONA. Available at www.Amazon.com & www.BarnesAndNoble.com & www.BooksAMillion.com & www.Powells.com & hundreds of other on-line stores around the globe including all over Europe, Australia, India, New Zealand, China, Belguim, Japan, South America, Thailand, Canada and many, many more fun places to travel.
Saludos, My Bad, MY BAD TEQUILA
Uncle Rico
Author Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, CEO & Tequila Connoisseur, Co Songwriter – MY BAD TEQUILA
“Have a Double Shot of Reality”
Yogi's Beach Bar, Disneyland, Red Rocker - B Day Bash, Azunia Tequila, $0.99 eKindle 'MY BAD TEQUILA"
Hola Amigas & Amigos of Rico & “MY BAD TEQUILA.”
It has been another crazy, entertaining, fast paced and fun month as we are on the downside of August.
The epic novel "My Bad Tequila" was selected Honorable Mention in the Wild Card Genre and was recognized at the 2011 Hollywood Book Festival Awards on July 22 at the Roosevelt Hotel in the Oscar Room where the first Oscar awards were presented. Rico was autographing books at the Book Festival the next day, July 23 at Space15Twenty Mall located at 1520 N. Cahuenga Boulevard in Hollywood, CA. Drinks were shared and stories were told.
On the way back home. headed to Arizona way, had to make a stop at Yogi’s Beach Bar and Restaurant (King of Happy Hour) off the Pacific Coast Highway at Cardiff – by – the – Sea and see my Amigo Keith who operates this cool joint with great sunset views of the glowing sun going down on the edge of the Pacific Ocean and beyond. Also, was treated to seeing another Amigo Andy of North County Sun Magazine for the greater San Diego area to give you the best information on entertainment, events, concerts and festivals. http://www.hotinnorthcounty.com/
Also, I was made to believe that Disneyland is the "Happiest Place on Earth," however, that does not seem to be the truth as I stayed at the Hilton Hotel in Anaheim, just a short walk, taxi or bus from Mickey Mouse's House and I swear the last thing I heard before I closed my hotel room door was a kid screaming and a baby bawling it's little fricking head off. Next morning, I arise after getting to watch a spectacular fireworks display from my large picture window and getting a great night of sleep; I open my door and I'll be a monkey's uncle if I didn't hear another little brat yelling his head off because he didn't get an extra set of ears or that damn Dumbo elephant stuffed animal and a baby crying louder than any 10 pound being I have ever heard. What is wrong with this picture? Why do the parents not wait until a child is at least 7 or 8 years of age so that they might at least know if they are slobbering on Snow White or one of the Dwarves. At 9 weeks of age or even 17 months chances are the little sneezing, bacteria carrying, diaper filling humans are not going to remember going to Disneyland any more than they will remember sucking the nipple on mommy, which is another thing, please cover up. I was embarrassed as a couple of times - there it was a Big Boob, just hanging out and it is like a train wreck; You have to keep looking especially if You're a Normal Heterosexual Guy.
I might just be a little more upset than usual since I did not get my Sammy Hagar Birthday Bash tickets to his Cabo Wabo Cantina show. Perhaps Sammy is pissed at me since I have Azunia Tequila as my offical sponsor of the epic, award winning novel "My Bad Tequila." www.AzuniaTequila.com Sammy, if YOU're reading this, You know I love Cabo Wabo Tequila and will drink my share in and outside your establishment; but, I do need tickets as my Amigos were able to secure theirs and I was not. Boo Hoo, woe is me! ;-(
Lots of crazy golf happenings:
(1) Tiger Woods fires longtime Amigo and BadBoy Caddie Steve Williams who then teams up with Australian Adam Scott to carry his bag to victory that very next weekend at the Invitational WGC-Bridgestone. New Zealand’s Steve Williams was criticized by many PGA golfers and fellow caddies as he called this win, “the most satisfying win I’ve ever had.” Meanwhile Tiger continues to hit into the water, the woods, the sand and scores some of his highest rounds on record.
(2) The PGA Championship another worth while tournament of which Tiger Woods does not make the cut, and Jason Dufner loses a 3 shot lead with only four holes left in the 2011 PGA Championship. Mr. Jason Dufner (notice how his name is seemingly close to the golf word – DUFFER – “Duffer” is somewhat synonymous with "hacker" in that they both apply to weaker players. But hacker is the stronger, more derogatory term.) looked well on his way to winning his first major. Then he bogeyed 15. Bogeyed16. And then Bogeyed 17. And all of a sudden he found himself in a three-hole playoff with Keegan Bradley. Keegan Bradley (now, this sounds more like a Professional Golfer’s name as does Payne Stewart RIP and Davis Love III) who emerged victorious in the 93rd PGA Championship at Atlanta Athletic Club in a three hole playoff against “The Dufner.”
(3) I can’t afford new clubs that I do need badly as I still can not hit well my Pings. I believe with some new Callaways, my shooting in the eighties consistently, will be realized; And Tiger thinks he has problems.
The Golf Season is almost over and here comes the College Football Season with OKLAHOMA picked as the pre-season #1 team by the USA Today Coaches Poll. Are You ready for the next nine: Alabama, Oregon, LSU, Florida State, Stanford, BOISE STATE, Oklahoma State, Texas A&M, Wisconsin. Others that I believe need honorable mention are #11 Nebraska, #14 Arkansas & #15 TCU; Okay, I know You are most likely wondering why are OKLAHOMA & BOISE STATE both shown in bold letters. The reason, MY Football Loving Compadres, is that an analyst, a quite wise sports analyst from the PAC 12 predicted as did Rico and fellow Amigo, who is an Oklahoman and Oklahoma Boomer Sooner Fan – Gibbo (except we predicted 2 days earlier than did the analyst) that these 2 power house teams would meet in the BCS Championship Game held this year in New Orleans! Yes, that would be a trip and a game for the ages – a rematch of the greatest college game ever played. Football Fans already know which game I write of, the 2007 Fiesta Bowl played in Glendale, AZ with a final score of 43 – 42 in a Boise State victory in Double Overtime, and Yes, I was there in the Arizona Cardinals Arena watching my favorite team (BSU) and 2nd favorite team (U of OK) play head to head.
Now for a little culture in Our lives, so that we do not get accused of being couch potatoes and sports nuts:
Be entertained! Listen to the dynamic speaker, Jo-Anne Vandermeulen, as she sizzles with energy and introduces her special guest – Mr. Rico Austin, You MUST mark your calendars… … MONDAY, AUGUST 22 at 6:30pm EST! – http://bit.ly/qdrBbY
Here is what Jo-Anne is saying on all of her most popular websites: “RICO AUSTIN will be sizzling with energy.”
“Are you searching for ‘a double shot of reality’ while reading an entertaining novel seeing 17 AMAZING 5-star Amazon reviews?”
“I predict this NEW author to be the next BEST SELLER as his smooth story-telling voice purrs. Unable to put “My Bad Tequila” down, I found myself nodding my head and giggling to the main character’s predicaments while on a Mexican holiday. Rico not only has an entertaining voice; but also, his marketing endeavors are respected as he is extremely proactive. I will be following Rico as he climbs to success.”
To Celebrate this Interview for the next few days, Amazon & Rico will be offering an incredible $0.99 cent offer on eKindle for a downloadable copy of "MY BAD TEQUILA" which is normally priced at $4.95 and has been on sale occasionally for $2.99, but never for ONLY $ 0 .99 Cents, this is the Best Bargain of the Year on Amazon, just click onto this website and order YOUR Copy of "MY BAD TEQUILA" and own it on Your Kindle. http://www.amazon.com/MY-BAD-TEQUILA-ebook/dp/B004OC03TS/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1313982899&sr=8-2
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Saludos & Vayan Con Dios!
Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO & Amigo - MY BAD TEQUILA
"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM
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Hollywood Book Festival, Sideman Show, Captain Wild Bill of "Deadliest Catch," Yacht Club
Hey Amigas & Amigos,
News Flash just in 7/7/11:
Just returned from a great 4th of July at my home away from home in San Carlos, Sonora Mexico where the dolphins love to swim in the Sea of Cortez, where Tequila & Cervezas are more popular than gold and chocolate. Great time was had by all especially with Captain Wild Bill Wichrowski of famed star notoriety as Captain of the Kodiak on the hit television series “Deadliest Catch.” Captain Wild Bill was in San Carlos for the 64th Annual International Billfish Tournament. Yes, You read that correctly, 64 years – this Fishing Tourney is even older than my Famous Amigo Red Rocker – Mr. Sammy Hagar who will celebrate his 64th Birthday in Cabo San Lucas on October 13th with birthdate 10/13/1947 – This Guy is like American Bandstand’s Dick Clark, he gets younger looking each year and continues to increase his net worth and the amount of Fun he exhumes daily by playing guitar and singing great Rock n Roll tunes.
To list all Amigas & Amigos who partied this weekend with Captain Wild Bill, Rico & My Bad Tequila would take 3 days, 3 weeks and forever so we’ll make this mini list quick – Jim, Jana, Alex, Lynn, Luis, John, Abby, Kim, Diana, CK, Tony, Gerie, Mike, Marsha, Jeff, Gina, Jay, Mary, Stewart and Garry. Captain Wild Bill let the San Carlos paparazzi take pictures with Amigas, Amigos & Fans all night long and was holding his favorite novel “My Bad Tequila” for each photo. Later that night I was given a Texas Ten (hundred dollar bill) from an Oklahoman Gent in exchange for a hardcopy of the epic award winning novel “My Bad Tequila.” This OK Guy named Garry would not accept any change in return and bought me a couple of rounds of Tequila shots to boot. He said he had read an Idaho Amigo’s copy of it and wanted his own to reread and display on his ranch in Oklahoma. He claimed it as the “Best Story Money can Buy.” Gracias Amigo!
Okay, now let’s start from the beginning of when we last visited. Jackson Hole Wyoming would be an excellent starting place at the Historic Landmark Wort Hotel www.WortHotel.com with its Silver Dollar Bar and tenders Derek & Rilgy offering the finest of Tequila in the wildest of West. I counted more or less 2032 Silver Dollar Coins laid in glass on that shiny, rich bar. I wanted to stay and listen to all 4 sets of Bluegrass Band – One Ton Pig http://onetonpig.net/fr_home.cfm , but had to walk through Antler Park aka George Washington Memorial Park in the Town Square with its archways made up of elk horn upon elk horn for an incredible piece of art. This is a must see as are those incredible majestic Teton Mountains rising up through Yellowstone National Park. Next stop the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar with saddles instead of bar stools to rest Your weary and tired body after walking the town of Jackson Hole. www.milliondollarcowboybar.com
After going through Yellowstone National Park www.yellowstonenationalpark.com with its record snowfall and 3 lakes that were still frozen and snow piled 5 feet high along the highway in mid June I was ready to continue my book tour into the Big Sky of Montana.
Stops in Billings, Bozeman and Missoula were entertaining, off the beaten path and fun. I want to keep Montana like that so I am not going to mentions places or faces so that hopefully we can keep Montana unspoiled for many future generations. I will tell of one highway tale – just off the Interstate 90 west of Missoula there stood a giant billboard announcing a historic Montana Valley Book Store with 100,000 used books of all kinds. I had to see this and took the next exit and one mile north of the interstate I entered a quaint, quiet town of Alberton, Montana and the most intriguing book store I have ever laid these blue eyes upon. I pulled open the rickety screen and entered a written time warp with books and hundreds of books laid upon ancient, weary shelves. The owner came out and introduced herself as Keren Wales and we talked like old friends for a half an hour about all subjects of books including Mark Twain, Gone With the Wind, Huckleberry Finn and what a shame the Book Nazis are removing the word “nigger” from its contents. Yes, it is an improper word to use in today’s world and I do not like this word or to hear this word, in fact I despise this word; however, when the book was written that is how people spoke. I disagree with rewriting history as it is important for our younger citizens to know what took place, how it changed and why. By erasing and reissuing, this is the same as saying that it never happened when it did indeed take place. In my novel I used the swear word “fuck” a few times, but that is what the character would say given the circumstance he is in. Do I like the word? Hell no, but it is a word that is widely used in today’s English language for many different reasons. I’ll tell You one thing I would not want the Book Nazis to change the wording in “My Bad Tequila” after I leave this world no more than Mark Twain would want his art retouched upon. Well anyway Keren and I agreed strongly upon this subject and had a great discussion; she even wanted to purchase a copy of “My Bad Tequila” for her own collection as this book was not used – Yet. If ever riding along Interstate 90 near exit 75 or 77 do yourself a great justice and visit this incredible book store. www.montanavalleybookstore.com
Coeur d’ Alene, Idaho was waiting for me like a long, lost friend and this time was special as I had never laid my head upon the pillows of the Coeur d’ Alene Resort on the Lake. This time it would happen, I lived as do the rich and famous and watched the US Open record book pages being shred into particles of white confetti by a young, golfer Rory McIlroy of Ireland. I watched this great display of golf from the bar lounge upon sofa while sipping a Margarita laced with Tres Generaciones Tequila.
After witnessing one of the single greatest displays of golf that had Tiger Woods pounding his driver and scratching his balls. You do know I am talking golf balls – right? C’mon this is GOLF; get Your Mind out of the gutter, por favor!
I go back to my room and my phone rings, a voice asks “Is this Rico Austin?”
I respond “Yes, this is Rico.”
“Hello Rico, this is Your Amigo “Bear” from the “Sideman Show” and what a half hour treat that was as we talked of Tequila, Idaho places including Sun Valley, Marsing, Twin Falls, Sammy Hagar, Baywatch, Ernest Hemingway, Fishing and Mexico. To listen to interview or many others including the future interview with Merle Haggard. http://www.my-tv-now.com/ or www.sidemanshow.com I can’t wait to do another episode with Amigo Michael “Bear” Clair of Nashville, TN.
As I continued traveling south to central Idaho I came up the majestic town of McCall, Idaho placed strategically around the Payette Lake. McCall is called “Ski Town USA” as it surrounds the clear blue lake for water skiing and sports in the summer and Brundage Mountain offers snow skiing in the winter months. I met up with Co-owners & Amigo Lem & Amiga Kathy of the famed Yacht Club in downtown McCall with its storied deck and boat dock leading to the lake. There is a colorful short story of McCall, Idaho – perhaps my favorite town of all Idaho in the epic novel “My Bad Tequila.” This is one town that You will not drive through; this place is as close as many of us may get to heaven. http://www.yachtclubmccall.com/ http://www.discovermccall.com/
As I get back to home life in Scottsdale, yet another award is being placed upon the epic novel “My Bad Tequila” as New York Reviewer Fran Lewis gives it a Five Star Review and then names it to her monthly list of Best Books to Read in Month of June, 2011 as the Number One Book for June in a tie for first place with LA Blues, written by acclaimed award winning author Dr. Maxine Thompson. http://allgenrereviews.blogspot.com/2011/06/my-bad-tequila-reviewed-by-fran-lewis.html
On the next Blog, I will share the question / answer interview on-line that I gave to Amiga Fran Lewis.
Until then, Hasta Luego & Saludos,
Uncle Rico
Rico Austin – Author, Blogger, CEO, Tequila Connoisseur, Amigo, Co-Songwriter, Part Time Movie Star
“Have a Double Shot of Reality”
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Five Parrots in a Palm Tree - Award of Excellence, San Carlos Mexico, Border Patrol Agents, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Compadres & Amigas of “MY BAD TEQUILA” & Tequila Rico, it is great to be back again in front of my computer and writing of this last few weeks adventures and mishaps.
First of all a couple of book signings back to back on May 19th & May 20th, 2011 in Palm Springs, California at the VillageFest as sponsored by Latino Books y mas www.latinobooksymas.com and in the Author’s hometown of Scottsdale, Arizona at the Civic Center Library in Old Town Scottsdale respectively. Lots of different people at the VillageFest and when I say different I mean mucho differente. I felt that I was at a concert with the Village People as they performed YMCA, which by the way I can still do all the arm dance moves with Y, M, C, A; I say young man..... Now the book signing in Scottsdale labeled Arizona Authors& Appetizers was a gala event of epic proportions, including a silent auction to benefit the Scottsdale Library and a project “Discovery Center” for underprivileged children as a way to keep them interested in learning and off the streets. http://scottsdalelibraryfriends.org/events.html#top This event has co-hosted by Susie Timm of http://www.girlmeetsfork.com There was even a signature cocktail for $5.00 called the “My Bad Tequila Margarita” and the only one named after one of the six novels premiering that evening. The lineup of fellow Authors was astounding and I could not believe that I was one of the six selected most outstanding Arizona Authors which included Diana Gabaldon and her bestselling “Outlander” series that has sold over 17 million copies and printed in 19 different languages. Dr. Connie Mariano “The White House Doctor My Patients Were Presidents – A Memoir,” award winning Author Marcia Fine “Stressed in Scottsdale,” Donis Casey and her latest novel “Crying Blood,” former journalist Kathy Cano-Murillo “Miss Scarlet’s School of Patternless Sewing,” and the award winning, best selling eKindle Author Rico Austin and his work of art “My Bad Tequila.” I felt honored to be with such outstanding writers and to be the only male Author selected from Arizona was a special treat.
The Scottsdale Library treated us as royalty with a special gift and having photos taken to mark the historical event in the Scottsdale archives. The mayor of Scottsdale, Mr. Jim Lane stood in the reception line to shake my hand and thank me for my participation. WoW, I have my present hometown mayor now recognizing little ol’ me from my early beginnings in Marsing, Idaho a farming community along the Snake River. To add to my excitement, Diana Gabaldon bought a copy of “My Bad Tequila” and asked me to sign it for her, I nearly fainted and my hand was shaking as I autographed it for her, of course the Azunia Tequila and “My Bad Tequila Margaritas” had nothing to do with an unsteady hand. Dr. Connie Mariano also asked for my signature in “My Bad Tequila” for her collection as did two more authors. Below is an email I received and wanted to share with You from the Director of The Friends of the Scottsdale Library.
”Hi Rico,
It been almost a week since our Arizona Authors & Appetizers Event at the Library. I didn’t want to let any more time go by without telling you again how much we appreciate your time and talents, and the great presentation you made. You were very entertaining and you completely captivated our audience.
Thanks to you and the others on the panel, our event was a success, and there were many compliments for you all.
I hope we can work together again in the future. Please stay in touch.
Best wishes,”
Carol
Just when I think it can’t get any better, I receive an email and a Facebook message from the Honorary Mayor of Key West, Mayor Gonzo Mays telling me that “My Bad Tequila” has received an Award of Excellence which is posted below.
“On the 26th day of May, 2011, the Office of Key West Honorary Mayor Gonzo Mays was proud to present 'MY BAD TEQUILA' with the Honorary Mayor's 5 Parrots In A Palm Tree Award of Excellence for superb island reading. Congratulations to author Rico Austin and forever peace, parrots and palm trees to you.” by Mayor Gonzo Mays
Now a little history for those of You that have never had the opportunity to meet the Famous Sammie Mays or have never read about her many escapades with the likes of Paul Newman, Bob Hope, Ernest Hemingway’s Ghost and the late Michael Jackson, just to name a few. She was / is an award winning journalist that gained international fame and attention when she was able to get the first picture of Pete Rose in prison as offered by The Enquirer and a payday of $100,000 to the winning photographer. “Mayor Gonzo Mays posed as a musician, hiding two identical 35 millimeter cameras inside a busted speaker cabinet and sweet talked the warden and herself right into, at the time, the Nation's toughest penitentiary. It was literally through hook and crook that she managed to score the coveted $100,000 picture of Pete Rose in the Pokey!” per http://saminthekeys.com/default.aspx And now “My Bad Tequila” is another part of the rest of the story when retold tens of years from now.
Okay, time for vacation or vacaciones as per the Mexicans. Two historic book signings took place south of the border in San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico with 10% of all book sale proceeds being donated to the King’s Kids Orphanage Ranch. http://kingskidsorphanage.wordpress.com/ The first book signing was held at Captain’s Club under the jurisdiction of Captain Mike aka Capitan Miguel where lots of Margaritas and Azunia Tequila flowed into the depths of my body. http://www.clubdecapitanes.com/ Next day on Sunday, May 29th the book and story lovers converged at Marina Cantina next to the Marina that is a Cantina. www.whatsupsancarlos.com Both drinking establishments are mentioned as the “Tequila Drinking Gringo” visits both San Carlos hot spots in the epic adventure and mystery novel “My Bad Tequila” in the year 1986.
As they say “All work and no play makes Rico a dull chico” so he went deep sea fishing with Amigos Tony and Peter with Tiburon (Ramon) at the helm of the “Pez Vela.” Two dorado were caught by Rico and one dorado and one skipjack by Peter. Host and Capitan Tony let us have all the fun which included seeing over 500 dolphins migrating and a couple of orcas doing their thing. A sight of beauty was beheld. Lots of partying with Amigos and Amigas – Abby, Kim, Mark, Rachelle, Diana, CK, Jeff, Gina, Mike, Marsha, Blaine, Kim, Eric, George, Luis, Bety and a few drinks shared with new Amigos and Amigas that attended the signings, bought a novel and drank with the Author - Dean, Ariel and Sue, Cesar and many more that remembering names and drinking Tequila just doesn’t do well together. Gracias for the snorkeling trip on Friday by Amigos from Nebraska, Blaine and Kim aboard the “Bucket List” vessel. Also got to see, meet and have a couple cervezas with musician Eric Holland as he performed at the La Palapa on Saturday evening to a full capacity crowd. Do yourself a favor and get this CD “Borders, Battles & Beers” http://www.erichollandaz.com/
"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" makes "My Bad Tequila" seem like a book of which nuns, good school children and the Amish people could read and not be offended. The reason I am writing about "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" is because about 10 different individuals have told me that "My Bad Tequila" is destined to become a classic as is the former novel mentioned. Now I know or realize why I did not want to experiment with drugs when a teenager in the early and late 70s. Alcohol which includes my needed Tequila straight, sometimes laced inside a Maragarita and cervezas is enough drug for me and more trouble than I care to have. Experiencing the drugs in Hunter S. Thompson's novel is more than I could have bargained for or handled. Fellow Author Hunter S. Thompson RIP took his own life at the age of 67. He is credited as the creator of Gonzo journalism, a style of reporting where reporters involve themselves in the action to such a degree that they become central figures of their stories. And now You know how Sammie Mays became known as Gonzo Mays. Trust me if You keep reading, sooner or later You will learn something even if it might seem very trivial, it is still education.
Now comes the venting. I do not like to get to political on this BLOG; but I would not be able to live with myself if I did not report what blatant disregard government employees have for doing a job well done or just doing a job that they are paid quite well for today. With millions of Americans out of work what I saw on my birthday was just flat wrong no matter what party You may support or may not support. WRONG is WRONG. Saturday afternoon on our return from a week in San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico we cross the border in Nogales, Mexico into Nogales, Arizona. I decided to walk across and meet the wife as she drove across; I needed to replenish my Tequila stockade. The foot crossing had the longest lines I have ever witnessed to date and I have been to Mexico and back over 300 times in the last 20 years. To my dismay and those of Mexico who cross legally there was only 1, again I write ONLY ONE Border Patrol person working; however there were 21 other Border Patrolmen hanging around, laughing, talking, joking with one another, oblivious to the pedestrians waiting single file to shop, to come back home. I wanted so badly to take a picture with my phone, but phones are not allowed nor are cameras as our National Security advisors and Border patrol do not want any proof showing how over staffed on border patrol we really are. We do not need more agents, We Need the AGENTS that We currently have to WORK and earn the money that we taxpayers are pissing away to a Government that only wants to spend more and more of its taxpayers dinero and for the United States to become more governmentized each year. While my wife waited for me to cross the border, she went to McDonald’s where we agreed to meet and she told me that five agents came into McDonald’s to eat a late breakfast and were in no hurry to protect our borders, just putting in time for an unearned paycheck. After we met up and continued on our journey home there was another check station along Interstate 19 about 20 miles north of the border where there were no less than 27 Government Border Patrol Vehicles and only 5 men and 1 dog actually working the checkpoint. All the rest were just hanging around, talking, smoking, drinking coffee and telling jokes.
I want to say to my former Governor Janet Napolitano, who is now the Secretary of Homeland Security – “Get Your Butt down here at the border and put in the proper leadership of persons who will now allow government employees to just stand around all day long. We need our borders secure and we have the manpower to do it but YOU are not utilizing the resources we currently have and are paying for.”
Barack Hussein Obama – “You need to quit blaming the prior administration for everything and get on with the promises of a job You wanted and was elected to perform. I as an American Citizen am tired of being lied to, cheated on and having constant campaigning forced upon me. Please act like a President and not like a Reality TV Star. If You cannot handle the job of the President of the United States, for our sakes, please do not run for another term.”
Sarah Palin – “At one time I liked what You stood for or seemed to stand for; however, after seeing You QUIT Your elected position of Governor of Alaska of which the People of the Great State of Alaska voted and entrusted You I do not see You fit to run our country. What will happen when You are offered another book deal or reality TV show, will You again Quit? I don’t want to take the chance to find out. Please stick to your speaking engagements, book signings and TV deals. Please do not run for the GOP or any other political nomination.”
I no longer claim allegiance to any political party as I believe each of the large two “Republican and Democrat” parties are equally dishonest, untrustworthy, have little or no regard for what is the best interest for the country or for their constituents. Most or all politicians today – Lie, Steal, Cheat, take the Lord’s name in vain, commit Adultery multiple times and some have even murdered. Our country is in more turmoil and dismay than we have ever been or seen in the past. The Pledge of Allegiance is being threatened at public schools because of foreigners and guests of our country are appalled or offended yet we allow each of them to have special interest groups and may worship any way they see fit. Christians and Jews are losing more and more of their rights as each sun sets at the end of the day.
Below is an important message by one of the greatest Statesman and Leader of the United States of America. I have received this message several times from both Democrats and Republicans, all of us with one common goal to take our Country back and to stop our Government from continuous growth and outlandish spending. I love MY COUNTRY, but I dislike and distrust our Government.
THOMAS JEFFERSON
At 5, began studying under his cousin’s tutor.
At 9, studied Latin, Greek and French.
At 14, studied classical literature and additional languages.
At 16, entered the College of William and Mary.
At 19, studied Law for 5 years starting under George Wythe.
At 23, started his own law practice.
At 25, was elected to the Virginia House of Burgesses.
At 31, wrote the widely circulated "Summary View of the Rights of British America” and retired from his law practice.
At 32, was a Delegate to the Second Continental Congress.
At 33, wrote the Declaration of Independence ..
At 33, took three years to revise Virginia’s legal code and wrote a Public Education bill and a statute for Religious Freedom.
At 36, was elected the second Governor of Virginia succeeding Patrick Henry.
At 40, served in Congress for two years.
At 41, was the American minister to France and negotiated commercial treaties with European nations along with Ben
Franklin and John Adams.
At 46, served as the first Secretary of State under George Washington.
At 53, served as Vice President and was elected president of the American Philosophical Society.
At 55, drafted the Kentucky Resolutions and became the active head of Republican Party.
At 57, was elected the third president of the United States ..
At 60, obtained the Louisiana Purchase doubling the nation’s size.
At 61, was elected to a second term as President.
At 65, retired to Monticello ..
At 80, helped President Monroe shape the Monroe Doctrine.
At 81, almost single-handedly created the University of Virginia and served as its first president.
At 83, died on the 50th anniversary of the Signing of the Declaration of Independence.
John F. Kennedy held a dinner in the white House for a group of the brightest minds in the nation at that time. He made this statement: "This is perhaps the assembly of the most intelligence ever to gather at one time in the White House with the exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone."
When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe .
Thomas Jefferson
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.
Thomas Jefferson
It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.
Thomas Jefferson
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
Thomas Jefferson
My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
Thomas Jefferson
No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.
Thomas Jefferson
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
Thomas Jefferson
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Thomas Jefferson
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
Thomas Jefferson said in 1802:
I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive
the people of all property - until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.
I wish we could get this out to everyone!!!
I'm doing my part. Please do yours
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Weiner will get fair shake at Press Conference!
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Rico Austin
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Jack London, (Pat) Tillman Park, Azunia Tequila, I Love This Bar
Amigas & Amigos,
Today I sit and write in the same locale, at the same desk and in the same chair as did another Great Author decades ago on the waterfront of Embarcadero in Heinold’s First and Last Chance Saloon. I sip on a Corona in a glass with a lime afloat as I imagine Jack London, RIP sipped on a draft beer without a lime while penning notes of one of his bestsellers: “Call of the Wild” and “The Sea Wolf.” When I state that I am writing, I do not mean with a laptop computer as they are not allowed nor is a cell phone, profanity or extreme drunkenness in this “Saloon that was built exactly where it stands today in 1880 from the timbers of an old whaling ship over the water in a dock area that was at the foot of Webster Street. For nearly three years, the building was used as a bunkhouse by the men working the nearby oyster beds. Then, in 1883, Johnny Heinold’s $100 purchase, with the aid of a ship’s carpenter, was transformed into a saloon where seafaring and waterfront men could feel at ease.” Excerpt from “The Story of Heinold’s First and Last Chance Saloon” www.Heinoldsfirstandlastsaloon.com
It is with pen and paper that I have written this entire Blog, this being a first as Authors and Writers today have it much easier than those Storytellers of Yesteryear; however, I have jotted down notes of interesting people and places as a reminder to be entered when I do begin to type it into my laptop lest my mind not recall what I wanted to remember, but could not recollect.
This same evening of May 16th, 2011 (of which is the birthdate of a Dear Cousin NJH, RIP of which I have just grieved her death a couple weeks prior to her celebrating her 47 year on this earth) I did visit another nearby site that has been dedicated to a human being of whom I hold great respect, Mr. Pat Tillman, RIP. For the first time, I will visit Tillman Park in honor of the Football / Soldier / Hero that should make many of us reevaluate our priorities.
Well, there I’ve done it, spilled the last days of my travels and now must backtrack from the beginning of the last time in April when I shared my Thoughts, Travels and Turmoils with each of You.
Scottsdale to Los Angeles for the LA Times Book Festival of which I did not get to partake due to not getting my application in early and on-time. Even Larry Flynt of Hustler Magazine fame couldn’t pull Rico into the inner circle of the Book Festival. So, VEGAS Baby here I come, seemed the obvious choice to rid my mind of possible depression of missing no many devoted readers and amigos.
Las Vegas has so many choices for great food and I wanted to try something different so headed out away from the strip to a place called Sierra Gold as advised me by Amigo Tequila Jim. Dinner was fantastic, served up by unbelievably hot gals toting their western vests bringing out the best of any pair. To increase the enjoyment of my visit, I had spotted one of my favorite Tequilas on the top shelf on their huge fully oval bar. Azunia Platinum Blanco was mixed into a Margarita that will be fondly remembered for many days and evenings. Sierra Gold has many Rules and I especially like Rule #21 (obvious since it’s Vegas) which states “Good Times, Great Food, Best Happy Hour in Vegas.” www.sierragoldlv.com I then beckoned for my driver to bring around the white limo that took me and new six Amigas and Amigos to Mandalay Bay to hit one of my favorite Mexican Cantinas – Hussong’s www.hussongslasvegas.com of where I introduced the gang to Azunia Tequila via shots that were so smooth, no lime or salt was needed. Oh, I didn’t mean to use Mr. Jay Nance’s review of the epic adventure and novel of which he writes, “The Novel ‘My Bad Tequila’ is so smooth, no Salt and Lime needed!” www.AzuniaTequila.com Did I mention that Jay is the Social Media Director for the Las Vegas Railway Express, Inc? www.VegasXTrain.com
Toby Keith’s “I Love This Bar” was the next stop on the Strip and helped soften greatly the disappointment of missing LaLa Land and the Pretty People of Beverly Hills and Hollywood. After a couple of two steps with a couple of hot cowgirls it was off to New York, New York and the Piano Bar to watch some dueling Pianists fight it out on the ivory and ebony keys. As I’m singing along with the crowd to “Sweet Caroline” I receive a text from LV Amigo Jay telling me Laughlin is the place I really need to be, a Harley Davidson roaring is the Life for Me. Yes, the Laughlin River Run in all it’s glory; never before have I seen or heard such incredible bikes. I did visit Sturgis once, but not during the Bike Rally so in Biker’s Reality, I have never been to Sturgis. Harleys, Indians, Triumphs – all bikes different sizes and shapes were adored and revered. The novel “My Bad Tequila” was a hit amongst the Bikers / Riders as they love the Skeleton Dude in the face of Tetakawi Mountain that graces the cover in a Tequila Sunset Orange dropping below a dark ominous landmark in San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico. Several novels found their way traveling to their new homes via saddle bags. Later that evening I shared a drink with another Ol’ Amigo, the one and only Don Laughlin who built his dream into a Gambling Mecca on the Nevada banks of the Colorado River. We talked of Beautiful Senoritas, Tasty Tequilas and Minnesota Mosquitas (mosquitoes for proper spelling, but it just don’t rhyme as does mosquitas). Will a possible biography of “Laughlin, The Man & The City” be in the future for the author of “My Bad Tequila?” Perhaps or Perhaps No! That is the Answer.
Next stop, Salt Lake City and dinner with fellow T-Birds on the First Tuesday meeting. I don’t care what the critics say or write about the City by the Great Salt Lake, it is a town where good Tequila can be found – Tres Generaciones was sipped and enjoyed.
Morning came and found me driving to Logan, Utah, home of the Utah State Agricultural Guys (actually Aggies), but, I renamed them as the Agricultural Guys during a Boise State University vs. Utah State game in 2007. Even the Aggie fans thought it a super mascot name as they were getting an old fashioned butt kicking that cold, clear and crisp fall day. Do Yourself a favor the next time that You’re thinking of visiting Utah, take the drive to Logan about 1 ½ hour drive from SLC to experience the beauty. “Logan - It’s not absolute Heaven, but You can see it from there.” Rico Austin 5/16/2011
Onto Boise, Idaho where the BSU Broncos and the Bronco Nation call their Casa and the field is always a deep water / sky blue. Great news was awaiting me via voicemail when I arrived at the baggage terminal, Boise State University Bookstore had requested several paperback copies of “My Bad Tequila” and would like to schedule a book signing in Fall of 2011. http://www.boisestatebooks.com/shop_product_detail.asp?mscssid=CEE4DAEAB5814FE8B016E435834A762A&catalog_id=816&catalog_name=&pf_id=3937&product_name=TXkgQmFkIFRlcXVpbGE&type=3&target=shop_product_list.asp I know it’s a long address; however all You have to do is click onto it and presto, You’re into the store on-line or You can stop into the actual BSU bookstore and have it in hand immediately.
It is in the Treasure Valley I travel to see Young Amigos, Old Amigos and Familia of every Age. There are also a couple of old drinking haunts I have to visit – Tom Graineys, Humpin’ Hannahs and the Basque Center are three of such places. Cinco de Mayo was spent in Boise, I don’t remember a whole lot of that evening. Before I know it, time has flown by and now I must fly back to the Phoenix / Scottsdale area, that of Sky Harbor Airport because of a Book Signing engagement in Flagstaff at Hastings Book Store on Saturday, May 7th from 12:00-3:00 PM. A two hour drive back, a couple of dinner and pool parties with new greeting neighbors welcoming us to our new ‘hood and then a flight back to Boise.
I’m completely jacked about returning as CABA’s Restaurant and Lounge owners Bruce & Ruthie have invited me to do a book signing in my home town of Marsing, Idaho near the banks of the Snake River. It was surreal to be signing novels for past Amigos of Junior High, High School and for girls that I had huge crushes some 35 plus years ago. Even my Mentor / Leader, Pete R. from Eager Beaver 4-H Club showed up to get purchase his autographed copy. Beforehand, I did make a trip to the cemetery where my Dad, my youngest Brother, Grandparents, numerous Cousins, Uncles, Aunts and Friends were last put to rest. Since I will or would not be in Idaho during Memorial Day Weekend, I needed to pay my dearest respects for loved ones that have left this world.
Reno was uneventful other than getting to see Cousin Joey one evening as he too was passing through Northern Nevada at the same time as moi. I did cruise through Carson City and left a novel at Adele’s for Amigo Charlie and Amiga Karen to get them warmed up for a book signing to be held at their fine restaurant later this summer. www.adelesrestaurantandlounge.com
Continuing on up the Sierra Mountains to Tahoe as I needed a quick fix of Tequila and knew Cabo Wabo Cantina at Harveys would satisfy my thirst and need of good Tequila. I did miss Amigo Aaron as he was on a faraway vacation so I left him an autographed copy of my book next to his dad’s book “Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock” then did another shot of Cabo Wabo and ………
This week "My Bad Tequila" climbed into the top 1% of all novels on eKindle as ranked by Amazon.com and is the highest ranked novel / eKindle in the Mexico Travel Genre and has has reached the Bestsellers Lists as Number One #1 several times this month in Oprah Winfrey Biographies genre and Mexico Travel genre. This epic adventure novel is destined for greatness and is already being labeled a Classic. Get Your Copy now, available eKindle, Nook Book, Paperback & Hard Cover. http://www.amazon.com/gp/top-rated/digital-text/159974011/ref=zg_bs_tab
Book signings for the rest of the May are in Scottsdale, AZ; Palm Springs, CA; & San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico. Dates & Times are listed below, I hope to meet each of You in the future at an event. Partial proceeds from the Sale of "My Bad Tequila" novels of three of the four Book Signing Events are being donated and/or helping with the "Discovery Center" at the Civic Center Library in Scottsdale and the "King's Kids Orphanage in the Guaymas / San Carlos Mexico area. Gracias for Your Support!
When:
Thursday, May 19, 2011, 6:00 PM
Where:
VillageFest in Palm Springs - Latino Books y mas, 123 N. Palm Canyon Drive, Palm Springs, United States 92262 www.latinobooksymas.com
When:
Friday, May 20, 2011, 6:00 PM
Where:
Scottsdale Civic Center Library, 3869 N. Drinkwater Boulevard, Scottsdale, AZ, United States 85251
http://scottsdalelibraryfriends.org/events.html#top http://www.girlmeetsfork.com
This event is the Arizona Authors & Appetizers which will have 6 of Arizona's Top Authors
in one setting to discuss each of their books and a Silent Auction will be held to benefit the Scottsdale Public Library which is co-hosted by Friends of the Scottsdale Library and Girl Meets Fork, creater Susie Timm. The proceeds from this year's gathering will go toward building a $500,000 "discovery center" at the Civic Center Library.
Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/thingstodo/stage/articles/2011/05/12/20110512arizona-authors-appetizers-scottsdale-civic-center-library.html#ixzz1MlCUV4Pk
When:
Saturday, May 28, 2011, 4:00 PM
Where:
Captain's Club / Club de Capitanes, 1 Block East of Marina & 1/2 Block South of Marina Terra Hotel, San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico 012345 http://www.clubdecapitanes.com/ 10% of all Book Sales donated to King's Kids Orphanage in Guaymas / San Carlos Mexico.
When:
Sunday, May 29, 2011, 3:00 PM
Where:
Marina Cantina, Marina San Carlos Buillding #5, Sonora, Mexico 012345
www.whatsupsancarlos.com 10% of all Book Sales donated to King's Kids Orphanage in
Guaymas / San Carlos Mexico.
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As I close this session of this particular Blog I would like to pay my respects to a great Amigo from Madrid, Spain – Mr. Seve Ballesteros, RIP, a five time Major winning Golfer who lost his battle to cancer this 7th of May.
Saludos & Vayan Con Dios!
Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
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Pat Tillman, St. Patrick's Day, Elizabeth Taylor, LZ Bar & Grill in YUMA
Compadres, Amigas & Amigos – another Month has flown by and is now history recorded. Speaking of history – let us travel to Hollywood in a couple of minutes (paragraphs) to pay our respects to one of the most if not the most famous actress in all of Modern Day Pictures and Theatres.
Let us hold a glass to the air in Salud of St. Patrick’s Day. I spent the evening drinking Green Mexican Beer and signing novels at “Mountainside Office Bar and Grill” a neighborhood bar in Northeast Scottsdale. When receiving a call from your boss, wife or girlfriend – you can honestly tell them that You are busy at “The Office” and will have to call them back at a more convenient time, let’s say Manana! Bartender Chris is fast on the beer or margarita delivery, adores his Rutgers, likes the Boise State Broncos and will talk up the epic novel “My Bad Tequila” until You walk over and hand me a $20.00 bill and ask for your signed copy. Chris loved the book, finished it in a day and half (was nearly late for work) and questions me constantly about separating and sharing the fiction vs. the non-fiction. Smiling slightly, I answer, “Not completely sure, I was drinking a whole lot of Tequila during those days of youth” and then I boldly ask for another tasty Margarita. http://mountainsideofficebarandgrill.com/
Following week I am in San Diego enjoying the constant rain and Tequila selections at “La Puerta” a Mexperience of which Amigo Mike aka Gibbo aka Miguel was introduced to the fine Tequila of Azuñia Platinum Blanco. Azuñia now has its newest Tequila lovin’ fan. To check out La Puerta which means “The Door” go to: http://www.taco619.com/ To check out one fine Tequila just click onto: http://www.AzuniaTequila.com
The next morning I awake to the tragic news via USA Today newspaper:
Miss Elizabeth Taylor (February 27, 1932 – March 23, 2011) RIP, an Icon in Hollywood has finally left mortality; however she shall forever be remembered and her immortality on the big screen will not fade or dim. She was an English-born American actress and if ever there lived a more iconic Actor or Actress in Hollywood that covered such an expanse of time during the glamorous and the unglamorous days of Tinsel Town I know not of one. Even John Wayne, Tom Cruise or Clint Eastwood were not as well known by the entire World as was the one and only Elizabeth Taylor. This magnificent woman of yesteryear and of today thought for herself and provided for herself. She was one tough “Hombress” – (this is a new word which has never been written before as it can only describe Liz Taylor after her death by the moi – the author, rico.)
Tributes of Miss Taylor flowed from artists and politicians alike such as Elton John who extolled her as "a Hollywood giant," and former President Clinton who honored her at the White House in 2001 and called her "thoroughly American royalty." She loved life as much as she did men and did not hide this fact or her sexuality. Liz dated many of the world's richest and most famous, including Frank Sinatra, Henry Kissinger and Malcolm Forbes, and married eight times, including her first marriage to Conrad “Nicky” Hilton – son of Conrad Hilton, founder of Hilton Hotels and the two visits to the altar with Richard Burton. Her last marriage was to Larry Fortensky and lasted from 1991 – 1996. Taylor and Fortensky met during another stay at the Betty Ford Clinic and were married at her dearest friend, Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch near Santa Barbara, California. Adios Cleopatra.
At the end of the week I found myself driving from San Diego back to the Phoenix metropolitan area, GPS entered to North Scottsdale, but not before more than a gas or fast food stop. Yuma is no longer just the stopping point between San Diego and Phoenix or Tucson; it is the In-Now-Place-To-Be. Culture abounds in this small metropolis of 100,000 that swells to over 250,000 in the entire Yuma county. Well, as Luck & Amigo Jeff B. would have it, I had a signing engagement on March 25th at the world famous neighborhood bar Jimmie Dee’s Bar. From 6:00 – 8:00 pm on the evening in March, 10% of all proceeds from book sales and drink sales were donated by Ricky G. and Rico A. to the “Hospice of Yuma” a local Yuma charity. Gracias to Jeff B. a fellow Thunderbird Graduate and Wildcat Alum from the University of Arizona & Amiga Meghan W. for getting the Azuñia Tequila to arrive on time. Also Amigo Jeff arranged for an interview on KYMA Channel 11 an NBC affiliate on the early morning show with Anchor / Weather - Rob Fram & Producer / Anchor – Maria Hechanova. These two Anchors are complete sunshine in the early morning hours as we commented on the spectacular “Tequila Sunrise” introducing another terrific day in the Friendly town of Yuma, Arizona, USA. http://www.kyma.com/framed.php?extURL=http://www.kyma.com/images/KYMA%20News%20Team.html Also the local newspaper http://www.yumasun.com/ did a terrific piece announcing the epic signing at the “Coolest Bar in Yuma.”
May GOD Bless all those in Japan that are or have been affected by the Earthquake and the Tsunami that devastatingly struck earlier last month and again a few days ago. Our prayers and thoughts go out to our Japanese friends.
The second book signing in Yuma within 2 weeks of each other of “My Bad Tequila” took place at “Yuma’s Main Squeeze” http://www.yumasmainsqueeze.com The desert southwest’s only producing winery, located in historic downtown Yuma, AZ. They proudly craft each wine for your enjoyment using quality grapes from around the world. Amigos and Co-Owners Fred, Mary and Jim made me feel right at home as they labeled with “My Bad Tequila” a bottle of “Malbec” – aromas and flavors of blackberry and blackcurrant complimented by warm spice notes and gave to me as a gift. Indeed it is true – Tequila & Wine can be Amigos. Gracias a Vino, mi Amor Nuevo!
Due to popular demand from loyal “My Bad Tequila” Blog Readers and Hero Pat Tillman Fans & Followers I will share an excerpt with all my loyal Amigos and readers, but first I want to make each of You aware of an event of which I hope You can partake in. “Pat’s Run” is the signature fundraising event for the Pat Tillman Foundation. Held annually in April at Arizona State University’s Sun Devil Stadium, the event attracts over 30,000 participants, volunteers and spectators from across the country. Together, they Run, Walk and Honor Pat’s legacy while raising important funds to support the programs created to pay tribute to his commitment to leadership and service. The 4.2 mile course winds through the streets of Tempe and is staged so that all participants finish on the 42-yard line on Frank Kush Field inside Sun Devil Stadium, symbolic of the #42 jersey that Pat wore while he was a Sun Devil. Proceeds from Pat’s Run directly support the Tillman Military Scholars program.” This year the event takes place on Saturday, April 16th, 2011 at 7:00 a.m. http://www.pattillmanfoundation.org/pats-run/ Special Note – even if You are not in Arizona, the run is taking place at many locations around the US and the World. This year 28,000 individuals and supporters are expected to participate in the 7th Annual Pat’s Run in Tempe alone.
I will not be able to attend “Pat’s Run” as I will be in Yuma, AZ attending a well advertised book signing at LZ (Landing Zone) Bar & Grill of which is owned by another Veteran & a Hero in the Vietnam War – Mr. William Malo & His Incredibly Smart and Beautiful Wife – Miss Evelyn. "My Bad Tequila" & its Author - Rico will be present all day Sat, Apr 16th mingling with patrons of LZ Bar & Grill which include everyone - Military, Bikers, Cowgirls, Rednecks, White Collar Professionals, Blue Collar Pros, Nurses, Doctors, Tequila Drinkers and all other Party – Goers.
This place is more than just a bar and grill; it is an Institution, a Museum, an Experience unlike any other You may have witnessed. A Chopper awaits your arrival in the parking lot. Below is just a few of the many items the Air Crew Museum aka “The Heart of the Bar” has to offer the Curious, the History Buffs, the War Buffs, the Plane & Flight Buffs. http://www.lzbarandgrill.com/ Below is just a partial list of the items for viewing:
53 different flight helmets on display; William Malo’s cav hat; 3 challenge coin cases;
Huey instrument panel and a Cobra instrument panel; Bell 47 tail rotor;
Signed picture of Spruce Goose sign by the designer of the cockpit entrance;
Pieces of hanger floor from hanger one Lakehurst, NJ. Hindenburg stayed in her 12 times. You can also see a signed picture of Hindenburg signed by last navy crewmember who was there when it crashed.
There are movie guns which are plastic on display; Lots of aviation pictures;
WWII dog tag machine that still works. They made 300 sets of tags of the marine corp;
Army aviation Vietnam patches; Patches in a large case from anyone who comes to bar;
Helmet used by Christian Slater in the movie “Broken Arrow.” 6 cobra tail booms for fencing;
They even have speakers on the patio to listen to Air Traffic Control;
LZ Bar and Grill is proudly located next to Bobby’s Territorial Harley Davidson, Yuma’s only authorized H-D Dealer. Address for LZ Bar and Grill: 2175 South Harley Drive, Yuma, Arizona 85365, United States of America.
May GOD Bless America and Our Soldiers!
Now for the story within the story, an excerpt from “My Bad Tequila” Chapter 19 ‘Football Memoirs Part 2’.
“Pat Tillman was one hellava football player and is an American hero. He was never about money as proven twice: Tillman turned down a five year, $9 million contract offer from the St. Louis Rams out of loyalty to the Cardinals; the second time was in May 2002, eight months after the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, after completing his contract obligation of the remaining fifteen games of the 2001 season, Mr. Tillman turned down an offer by the Arizona Cardinals of $3.6 million over three years to enlist and serve his country in the U.S. Army.
I believe when Pat was killed on April 22, 2004, while fighting in Afghanistan, by friendly fire that it affected Jake Plummer much more than most people realized. Jake, then a Denver Bronco, being signed as a free agent in 2003 had his best year season to date, ending the season with a 91.2 quarterback efficiency rating. Jake’s life in 2004 was similar to a roller coaster ride with the death of his former teammate and one of his closet amigos, also it was the year he surpassed or broke some of the former Broncos QB John Elway’s passing records.
The NFL made a poor decision with Plummer as did the U.S. Government when it lied to Tillman’s family about how he died. On Sunday, September 19, 2004, all NFL teams wore a memorial decal on their helmets in honor of the late Tillman. The Arizona Cardinals continued to wear this decal throughout the 2004 season. Plummer who was playing for the Broncos made a request to wear the decal for the rest of the season, but the National Football League turned him down. The NFL (No Fun League) would not grant this simple act of loyalty and honor of an American Hero, Patrick Daniel “Pat” Tillman, RIP (Nov. 6, 1976 – April 22, 2004) because Plummer’s helmet would not be uniform with the rest of his team.
Bullshit at its purest.” End of Chapter 19.
Bookstores in ARIZONA that are now carrying “My Bad Tequila” on their shelves. “Mostly Books” in Tucson www.mostlybooks.biz & Poisoned Pen in Scottsdale which is famed with crime fiction and mystery novels www.poisonedpen.com & Dog Eared Books in Phoenix of which has a special area set aside for Arizona Authors www.dogearedbooks.com & Hastings in Flagstaff, the town much higher than a mile www.gohastings.com of which “My Bad Tequila” and its Author will be having a book signing on Saturday, May 7th from 12:00 – 3:00 pm.
"MY BAD TEQUILA" on eKindle at http://www.amazon.com/MY-BAD-TEQUILA-ebook/dp/B004OC03TS/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&s=digital-text&qid=1302413468&sr=8-3 ( Amazon for Kindle) on sale during Spring Break Special for an incredible price of $4.95 vs. $7.95 regular price. Get Your Copy Today or Order It as a Gift for that Special Amiga or Amigo that has just about everything except an Epic Novel. This gift will be similar to sending she or he on an Adventurous Journey to Solve an ominous Mystery which perhaps involve a Murderer drinking Margaritas in Mexico along the Sea of Cortez. You’ll be Thanked over and over again.
Will the young Irishman Mr. Rory Mcllroy hold onto his 4 shot lead into the final round of the 2011 Masters Golf Tournament? What will Phil Mickelson do next? Can Phil come from 9 shots from the lead or Tiger 10 shots off the lead to win another Masters. Will Tiger get another stripe or another major? Phil Mickelson was last year's 2010 winner at Augusta.
Talk about book competition: Sammy Hagar's newest book "Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock" has been going head to head with "My Bad Tequila" and according to Amazon.com there is a high correlation of readers / book purchasers that buy both of these books at the same time when on Amazon's website. Also, strange fact is books that have to do with Oprah and "My Bad Tequila" are strongly correlated - most likely because Miss Oprah Winfrey loves her Tequila as well as does her Amigo - Rico.
Happy Anniversary Babe!
Saludos & Vayan con Dios!
Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
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Tiger Blood, Rock of Love, Kirk Herbstreit, Tucson Festival of Books, Colonoscopy
Amigas & Amigos, it has been nearly a month since “My Bad Tequila” has had words written in the Blog. So sorry for the delay and I do apologize to my loyal readers and visitors. I have been extremely busy promoting and attending Author and Book functions as the epic novel is taking on a life of its own. The Adventure, the Journey, the Mystery of “My Bad Tequila” has reached the 10,000 mark in rankings with E Kindle on www.Amazon.com out of over 810,000 competing novels and books, thanks to each of YOU. GRACIAS from Rico, & keep spreading the word as “My Bad Tequila" will soon be a classic that will be a must read.
May GOD Bless all those in Japan that are or have been affected by the Earthquake and the Tsunami that devastatingly struck earlier this week. Our prayers and thoughts go out to our Japanese friends.
First, we’ll cover a move not because of a man made disaster or of a job transfer or of the need to be closer to a lover or loved one. The move I speak of is because of crazed, lunaticish fanatics that don’t know the difference between loving their team and taking it too the extreme as was done toward ESPN college football analyst Kirk Herbstreit. I think Herbie, as he is fondly known, is a great Analyst and seems like a cool dude that I would like to hang with, have a beer or margarita and watch a football game with. He doesn't hide the fact that he's a proud Ohio State University alumnus on College Game Day, but some lunaticish fanatics from Ohio Buckeye land think he doesn’t spread the word enough about Ohio State. Now the former Buckeyes quarterback has had to move his family from their home in Columbus, Ohio to Nashville, Tennessee to get away from crazed fans who don't think he's enough of an OSU booster on ESPN. Kirk, this message is for You directly: You would be welcomed with open arms in Boise, Idaho as You have honorably and without prejudice sang the true praises of a non BCS affiliated football program of Boise State University and TCU. Heck, I would even like to see You move out here to our “Land of the Sun” to Scottsdale, Arizona so that we could share a beer or shot of Tequila as we would talk of football and how the Buckeyes are usually over ranked. Mr. Herbstreit and Family – good luck in Tennessee, “Down on Music Row.” Oh, and yes “Lunaticish” is my new word; but, not my favorite.
Born Bret Michael Sychak on March 15, 1963, we know him as Bret Michaels the lead vocalist of the band Poison and Reality Star of “Rock of Love with Bret Michaels.” I remember watching the first episode of the first season of which premiered in July 2007. I was on a golf outing with Artie the One Man Party in New Meadows, Idaho near McCall at a golf resort – Meadow Creek winding down in the evening after 36 holes of incredible scenery and golf at www.meadowcreekgolfcourse.net Artie & I were a bit tired after crashing a wedding (the night before) in the style that Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson would be proud of. Our black suits matched perfectly with the wedding party Groomsmen and Artie toting a smartly wrapped package that resembled a box that a toaster might have been home to, and I with a bouquet of flowers that had the bridesmaids swooning and we were in. It was a beautiful ceremony, the open bar absolutely kept us completely enticed and my dancing with the Groom’s aunt and getting in tight with a close relative sealed the evening. Artie and I were asked to be in some of the family photos and to an after – hours party of only close friends and family. Great night, but truth be told this was not our first wedding we crashed. The first one was in the mid 1980s in downtown Boise at an exclusive club; Artie and I were the original “Wedding Crashers” of which is now folk lore in Southwest Idaho and parts of Oregon.
Tucson Festival of Books invited the author of “My Bad Tequila” as a guest to its 2011 gala event for Readers. I just love the way that sounds “Author” and after having spent nearly 3 years writing and editing and entering 50 years of wisdom and adventure, I believe You now know why I love the sound of the word “Author” when directed at moi. Lots of new and old Amigas and Amigos were there to find out about the novel that has taken the literary world by surprise or to thank me for taking them on an incredible journey. Pour Me Some Grapes - Blogger, my Amiga Bonnie came by to give me a hug and a welcomed praise. http://tucsoncitizen.com/pour-me-some-grapes/ Tears of Joy were brought to my eyes as more than one hearty “Thank You” and hug were given. I am humbled by My Fellow Man and Readers. Gracias, Gracias!
About the only person missing from the Tucson Festival of Books this past weekend of March 12th & 13th was Charlie Sheen and his "Tiger Blood." I still hope Charlie who was born Carlos Irwin Estevez on September 3, 1965 in New York City will appear as a guest on my Reality Show starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Gosselin and Tiger Woods which shall be called: Two and a Half Men minus Three Families playing a round Four Par. We could even have a Guest Putter giving unwanted advice; perhaps Donald Trump would speak his opinion on how the game of life should be played. I just don't know how well Tiger is going to take to Charlie talking about his blood all the time as if it were his. Perhaps Tiger should start referring to his blood as "Charlie Blood." I don't think I would want to mix the two nor would I want to have the donated' blood from either as they both have had their share of sexual partners including ladies of the evening and bloody Marys. www.BloodyFine.com for a great Bloody Mary Mix that I use regularly when I'm not drinking fine Tequila.
Now for some serious education of which if we live to the age of 50 years we need to consider having a Colonoscopy. Okay I said it – Colonoscopy, not a pretty word to me like “Author” but an important procedure that we should all consider. When driving to Los Angeles from the Phoenix metropolitan area about once a month I see a billboard sign that reads “30,000 men a year die from Stubbornness” Don’t let it be You or Me. I have been so not looking forward to the year when I would be advised to partake in a ritual of which most men and women do not want a part of – to visit a Gastroenterologist and be given a prescription for Colyte in a 4 liter container. I have fought this for a few months, but will bravely enter the endoscopy center and let a doctor “Go Where no Man has Gone Before.” Charlie Sheen has about 5 years to go before it is time for his Tiger Blood to have a Colonoscopy; maybe he will be acting his 50 years of age by then and will only be in enough trouble for One Man or One and a Half Men and will have his head out of his a-s so the there is enough room for the scope to make entry. Good Luck Charlie, Your Twin Sons need their Dad back.
Bookstores in ARIZONA that are now carrying “My Bad Tequila” on their shelves. “Mostly Books” in Tucson www.mostlybooks.biz & Poisoned Pen in Scottsdale which is famed with crime fiction and mystery novels www.poisonedpen.com & Dog Eared Books in Phoenix of which has a special area set aside for Arizona Authors www.dogearedbooks.com & Hastings in Flagstaff, the town much higher than a mile www.gohastings.com of which “My Bad Tequila” and its Author will be having a book signing on Saturday, May 7th from 12:00 – 3:00 pm.
Speaking of book signings, look for a very special one in Yuma on March 25th at the world famous neighborhood establishment of Jimmie Dee’s Bar. From 6:00 – 8:00 pm on the evening in March, 10% of all proceeds from book sales and drink sales will be donated by Ricky B. and Rico A. to the “Hospice of Yuma” a local Yuma charity. Gracias to Jeff B. a fellow Thunderbird Graduate and Wildcat Alum from the University of Arizona for his unwavering help in spearheading this event, in being the liaison and for the terrific promotion that will make this one of Yuma’s finest moments.
It has once been a pleasure to write of current events and to spend time writing what I believe Mis Amigas & Amigos would want to read about in their valuable and spare time. I now sip my Azuñia Tequila and smile. www.AzuniaTequila.com
Saludos & Vayan con Dios!
Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co- Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO & Amigo - MY BAD TEQUILA
"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM
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