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England, Scotland, Ireland, France Vacation, Week 3 - Paris & France explored!

4/26/2019

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Our third and final week of vacation started at the beautiful St. Pancras Train Station with its giant pink letters, a 20-metre sentence glowing in neon below the clock in St Pancras station, spell out a love letter from the artist Tracey Emin – but the words, "I Want My Time With You" are addressed to Europe, not to a man or woman. Connie and I were both excited to ride the Eurostar through the Chunnel from London to Paris on a high speed train that exceeded 300 kph or 186 mph on a trip which took about 2 hours of time, most of the trip which was actually above sea level through the country side! The service was first class as we had first class tickets both ways, seats were roomy, lots of luggage space where we could keep an eye on our belongings at all times as it was stored above us on both sides; Not all the seats were booked, so chatter noise was at a minimum as we raced towards France.  I do remember talk of the Chunnel as I was studying at Staffordshire in Stoke-on-Trent during the fall of 1993 and that summer before I arrived on June 20th, 1992, the first Eurostar test train travelled through the tunnel to the UK from France. Construction of the 50.5 kilometer or 31.4 mile tunnel began in 1988 and was officially opened by British sovereign Queen Elizabeth II and the French President Francois Mitterand at a ceremony in Calais on May 6th, 1994. I remember this quite vividly because it was such a grand feat for a simpleton, country boy from Marsing, Idaho who believed that a large body of water could only be crossed by using some sort of water craft, a spanned bridge or an airplane / balloon.  Never had it entered my mind that a tunnel could be dug and secured under the water, what an incredible feat.  Evidently, I wasn’t the only unsophisticated thinker on the planet, because in 1996, the American Society of Civil Engineers named the tunnel as one of the Seven Wonders of the Modern World and I would second that motion.

Day 16, Sunday July 29th; We arrived at Paris Gare du Nord at around 11:00 am local time and after walking around the station confused for about 30 minutes finally a friendly Parisian hailed us a taxi and off we were to Hilton Paris Opera a splendid hotel. Our room was not ready so we were offered to visit the Diamond Lounge to relax and wait for the maids to ready the room. The lounge was comfortable with snacks, pastries and drinks of all sorts free of charge. I then returned downstairs to visit with the concierge to find out about perhaps visiting the Eiffel Tower in the early afternoon.  She advised against it as it would be difficult to get there by taxi as many of the roads were closed due to the final day of the Tour de France.  I asked her, did you just say the final day of the Tour de France?  Where can we go to watch? Is it far? My questions were all pleasantly answered and I made reservations for the following late morning for the Eiffel Tower as Connie was excited about finally seeing it in person after all of her years of dreaming of Paris.  I had visited Paris once before around the year 2000, it was winter time with heavy rain so not very crowded and I decided to climb the slippery metal stairs as I was a much younger man at that time. I too was enriched by the experience but the views were disappointing due to the heavy rain, fog and clouds.

My first visit to France and Paris had been disappointing as many of the French persons were rude. I was on business with Michelin and traveled from Greenville, South Carolina where the US corporate office was to Clermont-Ferrand, France as that was the World HQ and where Michelin tires were first manufactured.  As soon as I arrived at the hotel, I practiced my poorly developed French accent on the desk clerk after getting checked in by asking for a close gymnasium or if the hotel had an exercise room.  The clerk was very impatient with me and he finally blurted out in English with his snooty French inflection, “What are you trying to say?”  I then pleasantly replied, that I was searching for a gym or work out room.  He shook his head in disgust and answered, “Why don’t you lazy Americans walk?”  and so I did.

Our world transportation meetings were much better and the hospitality of the French involved with Michelin was second to none. I was in charge of airport tires world wide and there was an Italian who was in charge of shipping ports, a Brazilian who had the title of Railways or Railroads world wide and such as there were eight of us Michelin employees, all from different parts of the globe, all meeting in Clermont-Ferrand and Mr. Robert Pommelet one of the kindest persons I have ever met with a great sense of humor who was born and raised in the area.  Bob Pommelet couldn’t have been more genuine or sincere of welcoming the seven foreigners to his country.  Unfortunately, I found Mr. Pommelet to be the exception and when I stayed in Paris for three days before returning to redneck South Carolina the Parisians were so systematically rude and dog shit on the sidewalks everywhere, including a few in the restaurants, very nasty. So you might come to the conclusion I was not as overly enthusiastic about returning to France.

After getting checked into our aesthetically pleasing quarters, we stepped out into the French sunshine and finally made it to where the barriers were placed to see the parade and then the bicyclists. Many streets were blocked off and police officers galore, but eventually we found a great spot to stand and view.  Absolutely electrifying to be able to be at the Tour de France on the final day as the leader and his followers raced to the finish at Champs-Elysees.  Below is a bit of history and description taken from Wikipedia for those unfamiliar with the Tour de France.

Wikipedia:  "The Tour de France (French pronunciation: ​[tuʁ də fʁɑ̃s]) is an annual men's multiple stage bicycle race primarily held in France, while also occasionally passing through nearby countries. Like the other Grand Tours (the Giro d'Italia and the Vuelta a España), it consists of 21 day-long stages over the course of 23 days.

The race was first organized in 1903 to increase sales for the newspaper L'Auto and is currently run by the Amaury Sport Organisation. The race has been held annually since its first edition in 1903 except when it was stopped for the two World Wars. As the Tour gained prominence and popularity, the race was lengthened and its reach began to extend around the globe. Participation expanded from a primarily French field, as riders from all over the world began to participate in the race each year. The Tour is a UCI World Tour event, which means that the teams that compete in the race are mostly UCI World Teams, with the exception of the teams that the organizers invite.

Traditionally, the race is held primarily in the month of July. While the route changes each year, the format of the race stays the same with the appearance of time trials,[1] the passage through the mountain chains of the Pyrenees and the Alps, and the finish on the Champs-Élysées in Paris. The modern editions of the Tour de France consist of 21 day-long segments (stages) over a 23-day period and cover around 3,500 kilometres (2,200 mi). The race alternates between clockwise and counterclockwise circuits of France.

There are usually between 20 and 22 teams, with eight riders in each. All of the stages are timed to the finish; the riders' times are compounded with their previous stage times.[1] The rider with the lowest cumulative finishing times is the leader of the race and wears the yellow jersey.[1] While the general classification garners the most attention, there are other contests held within the Tour: the points classification for the sprinters, the mountains classification for the climbers, young rider classification for riders under the age of 26, and the team classification for the fastest teams.[1] Achieving a stage win also provides prestige, often accomplished by a team's cycling sprinter specialist."

We took several pictures and waved a small French flag and had an extraordinary time with all that we met being of the polite nature. Day 16 total – 5.4 miles, 13,974 steps, & 2 floors;

Day 17, Monday July 30th; A tasty breakfast awaits us with pastries and breads galore. We then walk to the Seine River and look at all the monuments, statues and galleries too many to name, but two – Pantheon and Luxor Obelisk aka ‘Cleopatra’s Needle’.

Wikipedia: "The Seine is a 777-kilometre-long river and an important commercial waterway within the Paris Basin in the north of France. It rises at Source-Seine, 30 kilometres northwest of Dijon in northeastern France in the Langres plateau, flowing through Paris and into the English Channel at Le Havre."

We took several photos as strolled and made our way to the rendezvous point for Eiffel Tower tour of which I realized when we arrived at the magnificent man-made structure that we had paid more than twice the amount we needed to.  Our guide was a cute and adorable young Parisian girl of about 20 years of age, her name Margo, a full-time student working as a guide mostly for Americans as she had plenty of referrals and antidotes that reflected Midwest Americana. As I stated previously, everyone we met on this France / Paris trip had been so helpful, so considerate and kind that I couldn’t believe that I was in the same country by the treatment received 20 years earlier and no dog shit on the sidewalks and in the restaurants. It seems that the warning which was issued to dog owners in Paris was as such: “If you don’t begin cleaning up after your pet, we will follow suit / law as initiated and passed in Stockholm, Sweden and give everyone an opportunity to find their dog a home in the country by such a deadline date and those that are still in the city shall be eradicated!” The reason Stockholm passed this was that they did not want to become another Paris with dog shit all over the city.  Well, it appears that the warning was received and taken to heed as it was 100% cleaner and more inviting than my previous visit. The Eiffel Tower had become so full that day we visited that management shut down the entrance for over two hours as it was dangerously overfilled with passengers and visitors.  It became downright frightening trying to get an elevator back down to the second tier of the tower. The day was so warm that many were cooling off in the cement pond near the Louvre and I stripped down to my shorts and joined in as there was absolutely no breeze which made us quick to dry. A beautiful dinner was eaten at a French café near the Hilton we stayed. That evening I looked for a place to visit in the countryside of France and Le Havre seemed the practical spot since the train station that went to Le Havre was only a block walk from our hotel. Day 17 total – 8.1 miles, 20,458 steps, & 12 floors.

Day 18, Tuesday July 31st; A quick breakfast, a brisk walk to the train station and then the dreary waiting on an anticipated platform to be named just minutes before departure. We had first class seats, but due to all the confusion and a couple hundred kiddies going on a camp outing we ended up with several screaming children in our car. After things settled and the little rascals received their sack lunches I went venturing for the first class which was very welcoming. The countryside was extraordinary and a pleasant two and one-half hour journey to Le Havre came quickly. Upon arrival Connie and I took a small commuter train to the water from the main train terminal and exited. This was one of the few nights we did not have a pre-planned hotel stay arranged, so Connie sat on a bench with our belongings as I strolled over to the Chamber of Commerce building and again the most pleasant and helpful women and girls recommended a hotel on the seaside which was less than a mile’s walk, called and negotiated a very great price for us at Les Voiles le Havre which translated means the “The Sails at le Havre!” The lady at the front desk of the hotel gave us a couple of different rooms to choose from, all spacious with a view of the sea and beach three flights above the bar, with a patio / deck on the outside where almost 90% of the partygoers and revelers were.  Since we still had much sunlight, we put our swimsuits on and went down to the seaside, all stones, no sand to walk or lie upon. A person adjusts their blanket or towel on the rocks and then you lie down to sunbathe. Very uncomfortable although the locals made it look very comfortable, but many of them have nothing to compare it with, have never had sand to lie on and walk on unless they travel to other parts of France and Europe.  After getting some French sun we joined the noise down below our room for several pints, then walked to an Italian French restaurant and devoured a delicious meal. Day 18 total – 3 miles, 7,449 steps, & 4 floors.

Day 19, Wednesday August 1st; This would have been my mother and dad’s 58th wedding anniversary had my Dad lived to be at least 77 instead of passing away at the young age of 41.  The very cheery desk clerk at hotel recommended that we take the city route bus to visit Etretat which was less than an hours ride to a gorgeous landmark with an arch in the water which reminded me of Cabo San Lucas, Baja Sur, Mexico. 

Wikipedia: "Étretat is best known for its chalk cliffs, including three natural arches and a pointed formation called L'Aiguille or the Needle, which rises 70 metres (230 ft) above the sea.[1] The Etretat Chalk Complex, as it is known, consists of a complex stratigraphy of Turonian and Coniacian chalks.[2] Some of the cliffs are as high as 90 metres (300 ft).[1]
These cliffs and the associated resort beach attracted artists including Eugène Boudin, Gustave Courbet and Claude Monet.[1] They were featured prominently in the 1909 Arsène Lupin novel The Hollow Needle by Maurice Leblanc. They also feature in the 2014 film Lucy, directed by Luc Besson.

Two of the three famous arches are visible from the town, the Porte d'Aval, and the Porte d'Amont. The Manneporte is the third and the biggest one, and cannot be seen from the town. The GR 21 long-distance hiking path (Le Havre to Le Tréport) passes through the town."

When we return we decided to go swimming at a nearby swimming pool we had heard about, but it was a private club and the cost was prohibitive for just one relaxing afternoon, so we started walking to another recommended public swimming pool as advised by another very friendly, young Frenchman who mistakenly told us it was only about an approximate ½ mile walk, turned out to be closer to two miles and we were already tired from having hiked at Etretat and around town in Le Havre.  When we did finally find it, the French Nation rules that all men must be wearing a Speedo, no regular swimsuits that the rest of the normal world dons.  There was a vending machine with several different colored Speedo suits for men which started in cost about 10 Euro all the way to nearly 30 Euro depending on which Speedo was needed to strut your stuff and show your junk to all of France. I didn’t want to spend that kind of money on a suit I’d only wear once, when I had a swimsuit with me and plenty of other suits in my bureau back in Arizona.  The head lifeguard took pity on me and purchased one for me since we had already paid.  There was water on the floor when you entered the locker rooms and I did not realize we were to take our shoes off before entering the locker room, so many harmful glances were sent my way.  The pool was nice, half indoors and half outdoors.  Connie liked the suit on me so much that we decided to keep it as a souvenir for me to wear around our pool when just the two of us were present. Another great summer evening on the coast of France enjoying an excellent meal. Day 19 total – 7.4 miles, 17,020 steps, & 21 floors.

Day 20, Thursday, August 2nd; We arise early, walk to the train station and ride it back to Paris, check back into the Hilton Paris Opera for one last evening, take the train to Versailles Palace and walk the grounds, many photos and I would highly recommend clicking onto this Wikipedia site and learning much more about this piece of important European History with many photos:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palace_of_Versailles    Later that evening we walked to Moulin Rouge and the shady part of Paris where all the sex shops, massage parlors, and strip clubs are as we wanted to visit the famed Moulin Rouge, most of the walk uphill. We did not get to see inside as tickets for dinner and a show were upwards of $250 Euro each, which is about $280 per person and neither of us wanted to see it that badly so we walked around and store gazed, had a brilliant meal back near the hotel and into the sack early as we had a full day of travel back to our native home land. Day 20 total – 5.4 miles, 12,644 steps, & 5 floors.

Day 21, Friday, August 3rd; We take the high speed train from Paris through the Chunnel to London, catch the tube underground to near London Heathrow, then a bus to our terminal, board our Virgin Atlantic flight to San Francisco, change planes onto Southwest and arrive back into Phoenix that evening and in our home all before midnight on the same day.  One long, tired ass day. Day 21 total – 2.1 miles, 5,926 steps, & 1 floor. Total for Week 3: 31.4 miles, 59,058 steps, & 44 floors.

Week one:  50.9 miles, 154,594 steps, 93 floors
Week two:  40.7 miles, 98,540 steps, 63 floors
Week three:  31.4 miles, 77,471 steps, 44 floors

Total Miles of the entire Western European Vacation: 123 miles; 330,605 steps & 200 floors / flights of stairs climbed;

Day 22, Saturday August 4th; I fly from Phoenix, AZ to Spokane WA to the 4th Annual Northwest Cabo Friends Weekend at Amigo & Amiga Dave & Marnee Bambino and have a great time with Super Friends. Day 22 total – 2.4 miles, 6416 steps, & 1 floor;
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     St. Pancras London Train Station, where we boarded the EuroStar Chunnel Train!
                    The pink letters written:  "I want my time with You!"
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                   The Eurostar train is the Yellow one in the middle!  
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               Passengers exiting the Chunnel Train after arriving into London from Paris!
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             Rico checking into the Hilton Paris Opera Hotel, a gorgeous place to stay!
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                        Tour de France 2019!    Racers galore that bike fast!!!
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    Spectators of the Tour de France and our first glimpse of the Eiffel Tower in background!
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               Waiting for the Tour de France riders to make another circle through!
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                                    Tour de Fance 2019 & we're there!  
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               The flyover of Jets after the Tour de France 2019 is completed!
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                    Here come the Jets as the Tour de France 2019 draws nigh to end!
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                 Parade at Tour de France before the riders arrive into Paris!!
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                                           Hilton Paris Opera lounge area!
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                    Hilton Paris Opera, the bar is back near the mirrors!
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                 Connie's dream come true, to visit the famed Eiffel Tower!
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                                 Rico in front of the Eiffel Tower in July 2019!
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                     a selfie with Rico & Connie and the architectural feat of the Eiffel Tower!
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      Our friendly & knowledgeable Tour Guide - Ms Margo with the cute French accent!!
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   City of Paris below the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame standing tall before the fire in April 2019!

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                Rico & Connie with a selfie at top of Eiffel Tower with magical Paris below!!
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                                        Notre Dame with its twin towers! 
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                     Notre Dame passing by on the Double Decker Bus!
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                                  Notre Dame on the Seine River!

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                              Notre Dame as we cruised the Seine River in Paris!
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                     le Colibri, where we had a nice evening meal outside and people watched!
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                      Rico walking in Paris, in front of our hotel Paris Hilton Opera!
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   When Paris is experiencing Arizona weather, the locals & tourists cool off in the pools!
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                                    Enjoying the cool water!
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                                                     Paris, France!!
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                   I can't remember the names of all these monuments, but many photos!
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                            Very busy intersection  on the Avenue des Champs - Elysees!
       Wikipedia:  Frequently described as ‘the world’s most beautiful avenue’, the Avenue
         des Champs-Élysées is a Paris must-see. Tourists and Parisians can be spotted
           strolling at any time of day or night and at any time of year along this iconic
​       two-kilometre stretch between the Place de la Concorde and the Arc de Triomphe. 

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      Rico & Connie listening to the tour while cruising on the Avenue des Champs-Élysées, 
                                                 the most beautiful avenue in the world!!!

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                         Moulin Rouge as we walked up hill from our Hilton Paris Opera hotel!
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                                  Moulin Rouge close up, at around 5:00 pm!
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                Sex Shop near Moulin Rouge - they were everywhere in this part of Paris11
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                        another erotic clothing & sex toy store near Moulin Rouge!
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         Rico & Connie having a couple of beers in Paris and of course the cig is for Connie!
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              the Spire atop Notre Dame which was spared in the great fire on April 15, 2019!
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              the Spire of Notre Dame as we drifted peacefully down the Seine River!
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                 Rico on the top level of the Eiffel Tower, so breathtaking is Paris!
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                        on the train to le Havre in Normandie, France!!!
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                                          a grand home in le Havre!
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                             French countryside looking out the window of the train!
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         the rocky coast line in le Havre, but the French didn't mind, they would lay their
       blankets or beach towels on the rocks and sunbathe!   No wonder they love Florida!!!
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                       Connie enjoying a pint in le Havre, Normandie, France!!!
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                         Countryside from the Bus as we traveled to Etretat!
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                                            France countryside!
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                                        farm land near the coast in North France!
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                               Cottages alongside the road!
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        perhaps France's version of Paul Bunyan???    but that ain't no Blue OX named Babe!
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                     Tractor out cutting wheat between le Havre & Etretat!
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                             an adorable home in the countryside of France!
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                                            a small village or complex???
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                                a quaint restaurant & inn along the roadside!
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               Dairy Cows in action while I rode in the front seat of the bus & took photos!
                                                 The Bus Driver, she was very accommodating!

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                         Working the fields, maybe picking strawberries?   
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               up close and personal on the narrow lanes of le Havre!
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                        Corn & Tractors made me think of Idaho, my birthplace of long ago!
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                Kool - Aid Man,  didn't see him in France, but it is a nice country scene!
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         We are near are destination of Etretat, a beautiful coastal town in Normandie!
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                             some colorful flowers in the background behind Connie!
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                     Etretat Beach, notice all the stones and rocks, no sand!
                                               & another arch in the rock!
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                  Etretat has an arch, reminded me of Cabo San Lucas, Baja Sur, Mexico!
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                     Rico on hike to top of arch, a great day to climb the countryside of France!
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                Yes, it is a ways down, using the guard rail as we look over!
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                            Connie near the top of Etretat!
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    Church on the other side of where the arch is, there were 3 arches, we saw 2 of them
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        at the top of the larger Arch looking out towards the smaller arch & sail boats!
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                       another incredible shot on a funtastic day in France!
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                                the City Center in Etretat!             

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             this is where our walk began & ended, the city bus dropped us off & picked us up!

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                                     our return to le Havre!
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                   Connie & Rico enjoying the stones & concrete of le Havre coast!
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             Walking the rock beaches of Le Havre, Normandie France!

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             Art work in Le Havre, made from metal shipping containers!

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                            Walking to the entrance of Versailles Palace -
        home of Louis, including Louis XIII, XIV, XV, and Louis the XVI with Marie Antoinette!

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                       Rico & Connie at gates of Versailles Palace outside Paris!

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        back side of Versailles Palace which extends out to the grounds & pools!

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                            Rico standing in front of the back of the Palace Versailles!

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              This is the view of Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette living in extreme,
    extravagant wealth while the country of France suffered during French Revolution!
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   Front entrance to Versailles Palace, what extreme beauty, but at a large cost to the            French people and her country.    Marie Antoinette was known as "Madame Deficit!"  
  The American people had the same problem with Michele Obama of lavish spending and more than twice the maids, butlers and help at the White House along with her Mother.
                    Antoinette was killed for treason with a guillotine! 

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      would highly advise to learn more about Versailles by clicking onto the following link:                          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palace_of_Versailles 

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                                    Versailles Garden what a beautiful sight to witness!

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  Rico giving a two thumbs down for the Petits Train Ride around the Versailles grounds!
        Very bumpy, long, uncomfortable ride along dirt roads seeing nothing but trees!
                 I think the cost was about 6 pounds which was 5 1/2 pounds too much!
  This was the only negative of the Palace visit as it is free to the public to walk the grounds!
                                      Two Thumbs up for the People of Paris & France!!!!
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England, Scotland, Ireland, France Vacation, Week 2 - Scotland & Ireland explored!

11/20/2018

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ENGLAND VACATION BLOG – Week Two, July 21st – July 28th;
​Day 8 – July 21st; This day had us up early to catch the train from Cleethorpes to Dundee Scotland and we were both excited to see the Northern part of the United Kingdom. I too had never visited Scotland although I had traveled to England many times and had even been to Wales a time or three.

In order to catch an early morning train on a Saturday a person needs to awaken early of which we did, only problem is the management sleep in and so did all the other guests. There was a door downstairs that displayed an alarm which was set and if we opened the door everyone within a two-block radius would be aroused and angry at the two Americans slipping out of Nottingham House.  There were two alternatives, to go down the fire escape which consisted of a narrow metal ladder (which looked as if it had the carrying capacity of an 80 pound weakling,) that was draping next to the brick building with our luggage being carried by a couple in their late fifties three floors down starting from the roof. I looked and became weak at the knees, Connie looked and said, No way in Hell, so back into the building we went, opting then to knock on a door of which we saw one of the waitresses enter several times the night before and we noticed a bed in the room, so we took a chance that she was living on premises and the gamble knock paid off. The young lady was pleasant although she looked as if a rough night of drinking were responsible for her swollen eyes and unruly hair. She turned off the alarm, bid us farewell and we walked to the station where there were only a handful of Brits awaiting the train to Doncaster of which we changed trains again. 

The train ride was non-eventful until we stopped about 2 hours south of Newcastle upon Tyne and the reason of why I mention this city is that is where the party crowd exited.  When we picked up the twenty or so men, Connie and I both figured that they were all going for a guy’s weekend to the British Open where we too were bound. But after seeing some of the crazies with very little on, short, short jeans cut to the crotch and shirts cut away to show lots of man skin and many giving each other the tongue and hearing Congratulations on getting married, we soon discovered this was a “Hen Party” with dudes.  Not all seemed to be gay, there might have been a couple out of the entire group who were not fondling another man or pinching each other on the ass or ……  However, when they brought out the Tequila I joined in the fun of drinking as each of them loaded up with more booze than clothing for the weekend trip.  One unfortunate guy lost his bag, as they were moving car to car changing seat and make out partners, with that going on and the tequila being freely passed from lips to lips his gym bag with clothes and toiletries were not found.  Once we reached Newcastle the train became quite empty. We changed trains again at Edinburgh (Waverly) station and we talked with a nice Scottish lady for most of the rest of the trip to Dundee. We grabbed a taxi right away and the driver quickly took us to the Hampton Inn in Dundee within about five minutes time. After checking in we found a couple of pubs – one namely The Globe, took some photos and watched some of the third round of The Open with many other local Scots.  We had dinner to go at Istanbul Take Away where they had delicious Gyros and Pizza.  We ended up eating there twice since it was so delicious and the staff were Super Friendly. End of Day 8, Sunday, July 21st – 2 miles, 5081 steps & 3 floor;

Day 9, Sunday July22nd – We walked to the train station and to our dismay there were literally hundreds of Americans, Scottish and British men and a few women boarding the train in Dundee to Carnoustie, home of the 147th British Open. The thing I remember about Carnoustie was watching the Frenchman Jean van de Velde losing in dramatic fashion The Open in 1999 of which he held a three-stroke lead going into the 72nd and final hole of the Championship.   With his name and legacy all but engraved on the Claret Jug, Jean Van de Velde made some poor shot decisions that will be remembered for as long as the Scottish days are long. Needing to make only a 6 on the par-4 18th hole at Carnoustie Golf Links to secure the British Open on Sunday, Van de Velde squandered the championship in excruciating fashion (for him and for us watching thousands of miles away or for those who were fortunate to see history in the making), clanging one shot off the bleachers, then dumping another into the water, taking his shoes off, rolling his pant legs up to hit out of the water, reconsidered since it was in deeper than van de Velde realized, taking a drop and then chunking that shot into a bunker before finally making a triple-bogey 7.  These horrible link shots put him into a three-man playoff with Justin Leonard and Paul Lawrie, who won the championship by three shots in the four-hole format.

This left Van del Velde and the French forever wondering about the 18th and what could have been.

So after arriving by train to the course,  walking around to find a beer, spending some money for gifts and self at the gigantic golf store, taking our photo with the prized and famous Claret Jug and then walking the entire course, following favorite Phil Mickelson for a few holes, the two of us then settled into the second row of the first set of bleachers close to where the Frenchmen’s ball went into the water some 19 years earlier. Here we had excellent vision of the approach shots onto the 18th green, occasionally one not making it and landing in the moat or in one of the bunkers.

YES, we saw many famous golfers including the eventual Champion – Francesco Molinari, the first Italian to win a Major Golf Championship.  We saw Tiger on the leader board, English favorite Justin Rose, Ireland’s favored Rory McIlroy, Brooks Koepka and Ricky Fowler to name a few and saw each and everyone of them walk to the 18th green right in front of our great spectator viewing point. Day 9 total – 8.3 miles, 19,008 steps, & 8 floors;

Day 10, Monday July 23rd; Took the train to Edinburgh where we drug our suitcases a couple miles in town then caught a taxi as we were most nearly there at the Hilton. If we would have taken the next stop into Waverly Station we would have been a mere ½ mile from the Hotel, but that is part of the fun – adventuring into unchartered territory for us.  We took advantage of a two day tour bus pass and explored the town by bus and had a couple of pints in The Last Drop in the Grass Market area with many a pub and restaurant and lots of outdoor dining and drinking seats.  We set our sights for the next day’s anticipated visit of the Edinburgh Castle which is more of a town fortress than castle. Day 10 total – 3.7 miles, 9,873 steps, & 13 floors;

Day 11, Tuesday, July 24th.  Immediately after breakfast we hopped the bus to the Edinburgh Castle which is quite the tourist spot, in fact it is the most-visited paid Tourist attraction in all of Scotland and we gladly paid our  40 pounds each which was included with the Edinburgh Majestic Tour as was a quick peek into the a Scottish distillery of which we purchased a what resembled a milk can with Magnum Original Scottish Cream Liquer aka Highland Cream that had a red checkered Scottish knit cap that fitted over the screw in lid.

Taken from Wikipedia:  “Edinburgh Castle (Scottish Gaelic: Caisteal Dhùn Éideann) is a historic fortress which dominates the skyline of the city of Edinburgh, Scotland, from its position on the Castle Rock. Archaeologists have established human occupation of the rock since at least the Iron Age (2nd century AD), although the nature of the early settlement is unclear. There has been a royal castle on the rock since at least the reign of David I in the 12th century, and the site continued to be a royal residence until 1633. From the 15th century the castle's residential role declined, and by the 17th century it was principally used as military barracks with a large garrison. Its importance as a part of Scotland's national heritage was recognised increasingly from the early 19th century onwards, and various restoration programmes have been carried out over the past century and a half. As one of the most important strongholds in the Kingdom of Scotland, Edinburgh Castle was involved in many historical conflicts from the Wars of Scottish Independence in the 14th century to the Jacobite rising of 1745. Research undertaken in 2014 identified 26 sieges in its 1100-year-old history, giving it a claim to having been "the most besieged place in Great Britain and one of the most attacked in the world".

Few of the present buildings pre-date the Lang Siege of the 16th century, when the medieval defences were largely destroyed by artillery bombardment. The most notable exceptions are St Margaret's Chapel from the early 12th century, which is regarded as the oldest building in Edinburgh, the Royal Palace and the early-16th-century Great Hall, although the interiors have been much altered from the mid-Victorian period onwards. The castle also houses the Scottish regalia, known as the Honours of Scotland and is the site of the Scottish National War Memorial and the National War Museum of Scotland. The British Army is still responsible for some parts of the castle, although its presence is now largely ceremonial and administrative. Some of the castle buildings house regimental museums which contribute to its presentation as a tourist attraction.

The castle, in the care of Historic Scotland, is Scotland's most-visited paid tourist attraction, with over 2 million visitors in 2017 and over 70 percent of leisure visitors to Edinburgh visiting the castle. As the backdrop to the Edinburgh Military Tattoo during the annual Edinburgh Festival the castle has become a recognisable symbol of Edinburgh and of Scotland.”  Day 11 total – 7.3 miles, 18,926 steps, & 6 floors;

Day 12, Wednesday, July 25th; Early to rise we walked to the Edinburgh Waverly Station and headed out to explore Ireland via Holyhead in Wales. I spent most of the morning and early afternoon looking out the window at the gorgeous countryside while trying to book us on a daylight trip to Dublin from Holyhead on Stena Line Ferry. There were no openings for the afternoon crossing, only availability in the dead of night with a full moon only a couple of days away, but Connie won’t do even do cruises, she watches too much crime TV and that Woman’s channel where dames are always getting tossed off the ship by their lovers or come up missing and the spouse or the boyfriend is always the number one suspect because of a fight they once had two years earlier. Due to not having endless time and not wanting to spend a day and night in Holyhead for obvious reasons, it is a port town and not much else I tried everything trick I could on the internet with several refreshes and trying to book over and over when I noticed a “Senior fare with a bicycle” of which I clicked for 2 Seniors and 1 Bicycle to cross at a very reasonable rate, much lower than the 2 adult fares without a bicycle for two. I booked immediately and we were confirmed on that afternoon ferry arriving early evening into Dublin. Connie and I rehearsed our story on why we didn’t have a bicycle with us upon check-in and hoped that ID wasn’t requested. Our bicycle for two had been stolen in Edinburgh and so we were afoot, no longer traveling by bicycle, but going to hoof it and we practiced our sad, forlorn expression when mentioning about our long lost blue bicycle with a basket on the front that we’d had for 25 years and had taken it all over the globe only to have it lifted from us in Scotland as we enjoyed a pint at The Last Drop. To our utter dismay, they didn’t even notice that we didn’t have a bicycle for one or for two and that all we had was a suitcase each, one backpack and a Harrod’s toy bag filled with snacks and souvenirs. All that stressing and rehearsing our necessary fibs for nothing, not a single raised, suspicious eyebrow was cast upon us.

The Irish Sea was for the most part quite calm, some wind, clear skies and excellent service was ours as first-class Senior Citizens without a bicycle. Televisions galore, we had brought our books and the cafeteria was open as was a snack bar with coffee, tea, juices all included with the price of a first-class affordable Senior fare. When arriving into the port of Dublin, after unloading there was a taxi awaiting with a kind, gentleman of about 65 years of age who had taken two phone calls from both his son and his daughter of which he was none too happy with as both wanted him to stop what he was doing and come give each of them a ride home from whenever they were. He told us they were grown and without much responsibility and woe is he. We were taken right away to the Hilton Garden Inn Dublin Quay along the river just across from most of all the pub and restaurant action. We did a bit of walking and exploring a pub or two that day. Day 12 total – 4.5 miles, 11,391 steps, & 3 floors;

Day 13, Thursday, July 26th;  Connie and I walked around the town a bit, then caught a train from Pearce station in Dublin out to Bray along the shore where a carnival was permanent for the most of the summer, everyone wearing shorts and a light weight top, Connie and I with our swimsuits beneath our shorts, ready to take a swim in the Irish Sea. The seashore was rocky, but I still braved the cold sea as few were experiencing the water. We strolled slowly taking in all the views of the Cliff Walk as I let the warm sun dry my wet body and hair.
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Taken from Wikipedia: “Bray (Irish: Bré, formerly Brí Chualann) is a coastal town in north County Wicklow, Ireland. It is situated about 20 km (12 mi) south of Dublin city centre on the east coast. It has a population of 32,600 making it the fourteenth largest urban area in all of Ireland and the ninth largest urban area within the Republic of Ireland (at the 2016 census).

Bray was a resort town, and its proximity to Dublin make it a destination for tourists and day-trippers from the capital. Bray is home to Ardmore Studios, and some light industry is located in the town, with some business and retail parks on its southern periphery. Commuter links between Bray and Dublin are provided by rail, Dublin Bus and the M11 and M50 motorways.

Bray is a long-established holiday resort with hotels and guesthouses, shops, restaurants and evening entertainment. The town also hosts a number of festival events.

In the town's vicinity are two 18-hole golf courses, one tennis club, fishing, a sailing club and horse riding. Other features of Bray are the amusement arcades and the National Sealife Centre. It has a beach of sand and shingle which is over 1.6 km (0.99 mi) long, fronted by an esplanade. Bray Head, which rises 241 m (791 ft) from the coast, has views of mountains and sea. The concrete cross at the top of the head was erected in 1950 for the holy year.

Bray is used as a base for walkers, and has a mile-long promenade which stretches from the harbour, with its colony of mute swans, to the base of Bray Head at the southern end. A track leads to the summit. Also used by walkers is the 7 km (4.3 mi) Cliff Walk along Bray Head out to Greystones.

In January 2010, Bray was named the "cleanest town in Ireland" in the 2009 Irish Business Against Litter (IBAL) survey of 60 towns and cities.”

When we arrived back later that afternoon we hopped the Ireland Tour Bus, got off at the Teeling Distillery where we both loved our first Whiskey tour, enjoyed a few pubs, especially the live music by Sharon Hussey of her CD titled Tradisfaction,  www.sharonhussey.com (of which I got Connie a copy to listen to when arriving back in Arizona) at the World Famous “Temple Bar” and had an excellent meal later at the hotel.  Day 13 total – 6.9 miles, 16,322 steps, & 9 floors;

Day 14, Friday, July 27th; The day looked a bit dreary and to Connie’s satisfaction it looked as if rain might find us. Did I mention she brought lots of rain gear with a jacket and hat and I decided that I did not want to lug more poundage aka luggage and opted to possibly getting a bit damp when / if moisture was dominant as is usually the case, but this is the only day where rain might have a chance to see Connie’s rain jacket. We boarded the train to see the Castle of Blarney which was about 3 hours away by train and then another twenty minutes by bus or taxi.

The grounds are immaculate in and around Blarney Castle, a slight rain greeted us as we got our tickets and walked to the castle which was about a half mile strut with flowers of gardens to make the hike seem like a couple hundred yards. The rain became a bit more intense as we waited in line to begin the tight stairway crawl through and to the top of the castle which had seen its glory days fade with many rooms not having a roof and as we reached the pinnacle of the castle, near where the Blarney Stone was laid, it was down right pouring, a summer, rain storm indeed where the castle became very slick as it is made with rock which has been smoothed for stairs, walkways, foundation, floors and walls. The line quickly dispersed and only a handful of us dared to continue walking the catwalk, barely able to see with water crashing down horizontally and vertically. Connie said, “surely you’re not going to try and kiss that stone upside down are you, not in this torrential downpour!”  I responded back with, “of course I am, I didn’t travel all the way to Blarney, walk to the top and then let a fierce rainstorm stop me!”  She said that she was not going to do it and I pleaded with her to stay with me so that she might take some photos that I might have proof that I did indeed kiss the Blarney Stone and being a writer made it even of more importance as those that kissed the stone became gifted with great eloquence of words. My turn to kiss the rock came sooner than expected and two helpers steadied me while I hung upside down, grabbed two bars, faced the ark like rain and put my lips upon that block of limestone which I’m sure the germs from the others was already quickly washed away due to the heavy pour of rain from the heavens. I must admit it was a bit unnerving looking down several stories and seeing hard rock as a landing zone and the rain making every slight move a slip and slide event, but hey I am Dr. Rico Austin, the most interesting writer in the world, so I must experience LIFE to the Fullest!   And then, Connie kissed me so that she might claim to have nearly kissed the Blarney Stone as my lips still tasted of slimy, green limestone and were as smooth as french wine.

Taken from Wikipedia: “Blarney Stone (Irish: Cloch na Blarnan) is a block of Carboniferous limestone[1] built into the battlements of Blarney Castle, Blarney, about 8 kilometres (5 miles) from Cork, Ireland. According to legend, kissing the stone endows the kisser with the gift of the gab (great eloquence or skill at flattery). The stone was set into a tower of the castle in 1446. The castle is a popular tourist site in Ireland, attracting visitors from all over the world to kiss the stone and tour the castle and its gardens.

The word blarney has come to mean "clever, flattering, or coaxing talk". Irish politician John O'Connor Power defined it this way: "Blarney is something more than mere flattery. It is flattery sweetened by humour and flavoured by wit. Those who mix with Irish folk have many examples of it in their everyday experience." Letitia Elizabeth Landon described its contemporary meaning in an article entitled 'Blarney Castle' in 1832.

The ritual of kissing the Blarney Stone, according to the castle's proprietors, has been performed by "millions of people", including "world statesmen, literary giants [and] legends of the silver screen". The kiss, however, is not casually achieved. To touch the stone with one's lips, the participant must ascend to the castle's peak, then lean over backwards on the parapet's edge. This is traditionally achieved with the help of an assistant. Although the parapet is now fitted with wrought-iron guide rails and protective crossbars, the ritual can still trigger attacks of acrophobia, an extreme or irrational fear of heights.

Before the safeguards were installed, the kiss was performed with real risk to life and limb, as participants were grasped by the ankles and dangled bodily from the height. In the Sherlock Holmes radio dramatisation "The Adventure of the Blarney Stone" (first broadcast on 18 March 1946), a man attempting to kiss the Blarney Stone falls to his death. Holmes' investigation reveals this as a murder as the man's boots having been surreptitiously greased before the attempt.”

We had a great day and Connie was pleased as punch over her not getting wet and I looking like a drowned London rat, shivering the entire train ride back to Dublin. Day 14 total – 5 miles, 10,965 steps, & 16 floors;

Day 15, Saturday July 28th; Another early morning, followed by an extremely long day of Ferry rides and train trips with an overflowing Wales train where I gave my seat after the first stop to an elderly grandmother, standing and swaying to the rock of the ancient railways most of the way to London. There were even a couple of stops where no one exited and not another individual was allowed to board because of being over capacity, but hey I loved the adventure. We arrived at London Euston station and walked literally across the street to the Hilton. We walked around the neighborhood a bit that evening and stopped into Mabel’s Tavern where an International Ladies bicycle race was taking place in London and saw the most horrific crash near the finish line that made both Connie and I feel ill to the stomach. We did not watch the replay on the tellie as the British call the television set. An early evening because tomorrow would be our First Class Eurostar Adventure as we would take the Chunnel to Paris, France. Day 15 total – 3 miles, 6,974 steps, & 5 floors;  Total for Week 2: 40.7 miles, 98,540 steps, & 63 floors;    

Next blog will be the final and third week of this European Vacation as we visit France & Paris!
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Photos at the end of this Blog after the signature:

"Have a Double Shot of Reality"  TM
"Peace, Love & Tequila"  TM
 
Rico Austin
Author - "My Bad Tequila"
 
50 Great Writers You Should Be Reading - Winner 2016 of The Authors's Show 
John E. Weaver Excellent Reads Award - 2017 Winner of Fiction Adventure & Memoirs
Hollywood Book Festival - Honorable Mention (Wild Card genre 2011)
Readers Favorite Book Awards - Silver (Fiction - Mystery - General genre 2011)
Amazon eKindle - #1 Top Rated Kindle eBooks (Mexico Travel genre 2011)
"Five Parrots in a Palm Tree" - Superb Island Reading award 2011
#1 Book to Read, June 2011 - NY Professional Reviewer, Fran Lewis
Readers Favorite Book Awards - Finalist (Fiction - General genre 2011)
Arizona Authors Association - 3rd Place (Fiction Book of the Year 2011 - 2012)
London Book Festival - Honorable Mention (Wild Card genre 2012)
Los Angeles Book Festival - Honorable Mention (Wild Card genre 2011-2012)
New York Beach Book Festival - Honorable Mention (General Non-Fiction genre 2012)
New Mexico - Arizona Book Awards - Finalist (Fiction - Mystery genre 2012)
Bibliocracy.com - Author of the Month (June 2012)
Suspense Magazine - Review & Article (July 2012 issue)t
Book Town - February's Book of the Month (March 2013)  www.booktown.ning.com 
 
Co- Songwriter - "My Bad Tequila"
Songwriter - "Havin' a Beer on the Santa Monica Pier"
 
http://amazon.com/author/rico.austinwww.ricoaustin.com  

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                     Connie & Golfin' Fanatics takin' the 10:08 from Dundee into Carnoustie                   
                                              to watch the British Open 147th year!

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                               Rico at the Globe Pub in Dundee, Scotland established 1823
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  The bay outside Edinburgh, Scotland upon our arrival, by way of Dundee to see the Open
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           Watching Saturday's round of The Open at the Globe in Dundee, Scotland!

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                   Sunday's Championship Round of the British Open - 2018!

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            Rico all excited about being in Scotland & seeing the British Open in person!

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                                the 147th British Open - Carnoustie Golf Course!

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      Following Amigo Phil Mickelson a few holes, he waved at me which surprised Connie!
                              She asked, "Does Phil know You?"   Of Course, Phil knows Rico!

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                 Rico with the Claret Jug at 147th Open at Carnoustie!

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       Tiger short of the 18th Green & not happy as he disappeared from the Leader Board!

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                 Don't know who this is behind Rico, but his golf ball almost hit us!
                                                       Photo Op!

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                          a selfie with Jordan Spieth, why not?  He's a good ol' Texan Boy!!!

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       Lots of folk just stayed & watched the giant screen as it was near the Beer Garden!

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           The Entrance of The Open & shopping galore, had to purchase a few mementos!


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         One more glance of that Claret Jug close up, may never be that near it again!

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                                                       Connie & the Penguin! 
    There were different, brightly colored Penquins all over  town of Dundee, Scotland!  

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            Two young Scottish pipers outside The Open grounds on the way to the train!


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    Queen's Hotel in Dundee, Scotland which is quite nice inside, lots of golfing photos!

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                                 YESSSS,  a Phoenix Pub in Dundee, Scotland!

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        Rico & Connie at Phoenix Pub established 1856 about same year as Phoenix, Arizona!

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               Connie loved those Scottish Pipers, the music is stimulating in Edinburgh!

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                         Edinburgh Majestic Tour lookin' at the Ghost Bus Tours!

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                 Our view from the window of Hilton Hotel room out over Edinburgh!

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                              Entering Edinburgh Castle concert and jousting area!

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                            Edinburgh, Scotland from the Edinburgh Castle!

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                                     Photos in the "Last Drop" pub in Edinburgh!

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      an interesting read concerning " The Last Drop" in Grassmarket area in Edinburgh!

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                     Braveheart & Rico outside the Scottish Whisky Experience!!!

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                                 Yes, there are Unicorns in Scotland!    & I've seen them!!!

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    walking the deck while crossing the Irish Sea from Holyhead to Dublin on Stena Lines!

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                         We rode the Irish Rail a couple of different days!


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                                    Seacoast near Bray, Ireland from train!
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                    Rico in the Irish Sea, summer lovin' happened so fast, summer lovin' .....
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                          Bray Head Concrete Cross erected in 1950 for the Holy Year!
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                                  Rico on the hike to Bray Head, Connie slow walker!
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                                             Waitin' in line to get a Guinness Beer!   
                  must admit, I'm not a big fan of Guinness but many others are;
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   When You say Guinness, You've said it all!   oh, wait that is Budweiser - St. Louis, Missouri

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           I don't remember the significance of this statue, but hey, nice set of "baskets!"

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    Top of the mornin' to ya from McDaids on Harry Street, established 1779, Dublin, Ireland!
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                                           Wise words from William Shakesbeer!
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                         Time to take a Tour and drink some Irish Whiskey;  
              Notice that the Irish spell "Whiskey" & the Scottish spell "Whisky"
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                  The Phoenix sign at Teeling Distillery!  We just can't get away from Arizona!

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              and this is the reason behind the Phoenix, Irish Whiskey reborn!
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                   three copper stills, all named after Teeling's three daughters!  
                                                        And, that's a fact Jack!
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                                   Yep, a little bit more about the "Phoenix!"
                                                    Knowledge is Power!
 
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                      Connie outside an Irish Pub along the Quay in Dublin!
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          Inside the famous "The Temple Bar" which is huge, great musica & lots of cerveza!
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                    Sharon Hussey with the violin and some other guy on the guitar!
                    www.sharonhussey.com if you want to hear some great Irish tunes!
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                    Here is Sir William Temple's story of Temple Bar if you can read it!
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                          and, not to be outdone, a plaque of Lady Martha Temple!
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                                         Blarney Castle Countryside - oh, how lovely a Green!
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                    getting ready for the climb and some moisture lingers in the Irish air!
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                       Rico & Connie getting ready to enter Blarney Castle, not raining yet!
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                         inside the main foyer of Blarney Castle!
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                        between this  sign and the Blog mentioning Blarney Castle
             you have a pretty good idea that you may need to see this place for yourself!
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     Rico getting laid out on his back to kiss the Blarney Stone as rain is coming down hard!
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            Rico kissing that Green Limestone so that he may continue to write great novels!
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            As you can see clearly from the photo that Connie is quite proud of herself
                  and extremely happy to have brought her rain jacket on this excursion,                                    that & she stole a kiss from me immediately after I kissed the Blarney Stone!   
                                                 Some Girls have all the Luck!
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                  and now to have a pint and get out of the rain while we await our taxi!

                                     Join us next Blog when we discover France & Paris!
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England, Scotland, Ireland, France Vacation - 1st week - London & England explored!

9/19/2018

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 ENGLAND VACATION BLOG – Week One, July 13th – July 20th;
What can go wrong when You share and begin your wife’s life long dream of seeing London United Kingdom, Paris France, Scotland and Ireland on Friday the 13th?  Well, plenty went right as I do not believe the curse of Friday the 13th affects me.  I’m not saying or writing that there is no curse as some persons are bound for trouble each day and especially on witching days such as Friday the 13th; 

Our journey began from Scottsdale, AZ as our great neighbor Mr. Don K. drove us to the airport so that we would not have a hefty airport parking bill after 21 days of frolicking in Europe. We boarded a Southwest flight from PHX to SFO that is Phoenix Sky Harbor to San Francisco International for those who don’t get out much or are from another part of the country or world other than the Western US.  All went well to San Francisco then we had to change terminals from Terminal 1 to the International Terminal where mega construction is occurring. We took the Sky Tram and sure enough it broke down and we are stranded and still.  When the door finally opened I told Connie my wife, let’s get off this thing while we can as our three-hour window of catching our flight to Heathrow was now one and a half hour.  We caught the tram going to the opposite way which took longer, we were back to where we started and then some, but arrived at the International Terminal and found Virgin Atlantic.

We did not have any luggage to check, we decided to both take small suitcases and a backpack which I hauled with miscellaneous things such as an iPad that Amigo Rich C. had loaned me which was much lighter than my laptop and if it was to be lost or stolen, Rich told me, “not a big deal.”   So, packing enough for 6 days at a time, we knew that we’d have to do laundry at least three times during our adventure to avoid wearing dirty underwear. Great thing about having only five or six outfits and having to wear them a few different times while on vacation is that we almost never saw the same person twice, that we know of.

Virgin Atlantic has great service and friendly flight attendants and staff, but the seats are closer together than Southwest’s and then when a full entertainment center is put into the back of the seat in front of you, just no wiggle room and the computer of the unit is down on the floor in front of your feet so you lose mucho leg and feet room also.   Ten and a half hours of being cramped, watching movies and being fed twice still makes for a long trek across the pond. Total walking distance 3.4 miles or 7,669 steps.

We arrived at about 2:00 pm on July 14th, caught the “tube” or subway to Paddington and switched to the Circle Line and off at Westminster where there was a Trump protest going on and no taxis available; Police on horses, demonstrators everywhere with signs, but most looked as if they were homeless or mentally ill.  I asked one protestor who was carrying a sign, who looked relatively normal, “What are you protesting Trump about?”  His answer was, “I’m not sure, but Trump is in England and I’m getting paid $100 quid (which is slang for sterling or pound) for showing up and holding this sign in the air.”  I asked who is paying you, he replied, “Not sure who is behind it, but heard it was another American bloke.”  I asked is it Soros?  He said, “Yeah, that might be the name, sounds right, but I’m not supposed to be talking about it. Good thing you don’t have my name; You’re not a reporter, are you?” Do my wife and I look like reporters with our luggage being dragged around on this bridge crossing the Thames?  “No, but you Americans are a tricky bunch.”  I told him that I was a writer, not a reporter and that I may tell the story, but his identity is safe as I didn’t even have a first name and chose not to take a photograph of him.

Another gal with about 10 different holes with rings, studs & various pieces of steel protruding from her face, tatted up on all bare skin showing which included all she cared to show with a low-cut tank top which highlighted an unsightly belly and bellybutton adorned with a huge star surrounded by more tattoos also spewing how she hated Trump. I asked her why she was protesting Trump and her answer, “because he kills Mexican babies and separated children from their mothers.”  I told her very untrue, that Trump does not kill any type of babies and that he is only trying to enforce immigration laws as did Barack Hussein Obama when he held the presidency.  She too was earning $100 pounds for showing up and picketing with a sign.

So, there you have it, this wasn’t Russia meddling in politics, it was a fellow American paying foreign persons to spew hate and lies. So sad indeed!!! I am losing complete faith in all politicians, the news and (fake) journalism. 

After taking some tourist photos of a demonstration that no one seemed to understand exactly what or why they were carrying anti – Trump signs we hitched a ride with a bicycle cart dude who was one crazy ass biker and knew exactly where the Doubletree by Hilton in Westminster was. By this time, it is now 5:00 pm, we check into a lovely room overlooking the Thames river and a bar converted from a boat and decide to go for a walk and a pint or two so that we would be able to sleep soundly the coming night and fall right into routine with days and nights overcoming the nine-hour time difference.  Connie’s first English pub by the name of Marquis of Granby, a Nicholson Pub celebrating a famous, generous War Hero of the 18th Century. Arrival date of July 14th, 2.8 miles, 7,016 steps, 2 floors;

Day Two and Three: We hunt down the Original London Bus Tour which was tough as once again streets are blocked off, this time for a women’s bicycle race with used Hate Trump propaganda signs scattered all over the sidewalks and road by the littering protesters.  The tour package we purchased was a 48-hour tour which included a river tour. Over the two-day tour we saw Buckingham Palace, shopped at Harrod’s where we didn’t buy anything, but did get in an amazing “wow, look at that” & “can you believe how huge this store is” and we got a free Harrod’s felt bag from the Toy Department of which every child in the world should be blessed to visit.  What a place!  We toured Kensington Palace and witnessed the Princess Diana clothing collection which was magnificent – we all loved Princess Diana.  The parks were a bit disappointing, they were like weed fields with sidewalks and an occasional park bench with trees, very raw and I guess Earthy. The Tower of London was very nice, although quite crowded with school children and non-school children, some of which should have been locked away in a dungeon as was Anne of Boleyn.  Big Ben was having work done on himself, so he was mostly hidden behind big paint sheets most of the time. Riding on the tour bus was great, there were about 23 stops on one tour and 8 stops on the other tour, one was the red line and the other the blue line.  Connie & I took advantage of both tours some buses equipped with headphones telling about all the attractions, and some with a live tour guide educating us on sights and sounds of London.
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The subway system is one of the most amazing attractions to me on how far down into the bowels of London it goes. The structuring and complication of figuring out how to have a complete underground universe without the city of London and Westminster tumbling into the abyss is mind blowing to this Yankee.  We watched the World Cup Final with France vs. Croatia at the Marquis of Granby and later that evening took the tube (subway) to Piccadilly Circus where all the French were partying and climbing on a certain statue.  They were having the time of their lives at this road junction and public space of London’s West End in the City of Westminster. Piccadilly Circus was built in 1819 to connect Regent Street with Piccadilly. In this context, a circus, from the Latin word meaning “circle,” is a round open space at a street junction.​  End of Day Two, Sunday July 15 – 9.7 miles, 24,074 steps, 15 floors;

Day Three, Monday July 16: The worst and scariest sounding alarm greeted us to the day at the Doubletree on Monday am; Apparently, each and every Monday morning at 9:00 am there is a routine, practice fire alarm which we did not get the pleasure of being informed.  We did not get up early that morning! Connie was in the shower when the siren and announcement went off.  I grabbed our passports, and whatever I had in my backpack, hurried Connie along in her wet hair and body covered with a Hilton bathrobe and we scurried down the stairs all the while this alarm is going off, sometimes it would say it was a drill and then it would say “This is not a drill.”  Of course we were on the 11th floor and we did not dare use the elevators as we’ve been trained our entire lives to avoid elevators in the case of a fire.  Finally, when we descended rapidly, yet carefully down the stairs, everyone in the lobby was acting completely normal. I went to the front desk for further instructions and the clerk told me, “Oh, on Monday morning we always have a fire drill, nothing to worry about!”  “Nothing to worry about??? I retorted.  What about our hearts beating frantically and Connie being in a robe, drawn from a supposed to be nice, hot, relaxing shower, I thought!  Also, he added, “Oh, didn’t the check-in person mention it to you?”  “Hell no, no one mentioned anything to me and besides, what if there was a real emergency or fire on Monday morning, none of your employees would know it was not a drill.”  He looked at me blankly, I asked for a Doubletree Cookie and we went up the elevator to start our day over anew.  We did take the boat cruise under all the London Bridges except for the London Bridge which had been sold to Robert McCulloch of McCulloch chain saw fame. I’ve been on, over and under that bridge many times in my life so great to hear the story about in in Dear Ol’ London! Oh, & we ate fish and chips on Sunday and on Monday.  7.9 miles, 19,455 steps, 12 floors;

Day Four, Tuesday July 17:  We took the train from London Marylebone (of which the men's bathroom had a giant Monopoly board above the urinals) to Stratford upon Avon, home of William Shakespeare, a most delightful town that I had visited before, and knew that Connie would love the place. I figured that they would have several different matinees, but everything is in the evening, except for this day, they were having a special performance of “Romeo and Juliet,” but were sold out as it was being filmed for “Live from Stratford-upon-Avon.” We walked around and came back to see if anyone was not going to show up or be present and sure enough, four tickets became available, each for 50 pounds which is equivalent to about $80 bucks, but hey the new Royal Shakespeare Theatre is magnificent, holding 1040 individuals; Our seats were in Circle Door 1, row C, seats 7 & 8; I had been to the old theatre in the early 90s and asked when this one had been constructed, was told the old theatre had been renovated in 2010;  I was quite disappointed in the play, the thespians were magnificent and talented, but the director had tried to create a modern day Romeo and Juliet combined with Westside Story and ended up with nothing short of a joke. No costumes, no sets.  All that was used was a steel contraption with stairs and a covering to use as a balcony.  I won’t even mention the Director Lady’s name as she does not deserve any recognition at all for ruining a great story that William Shakespeare had written. I felt the theatre shudder and am sure it was Billy Shakespeare rolling in this grave.  At this particular showing about 1/4 of the seats could not be sold as they were filming with several cameras this particular performance and thus why there happened to be a matinee.  Again, we had fish and chips at a much more reasonable cost in Stratford at Barnaby’s Waterside vs. the high prices in London.  Close to Westminster subway station and our hotel we stopped for a drink on the Battersea Barge. The Battersea Barge (or Maria II as she was known then) was built in Holland in 1932. Shortly after this, she set sail for France where she was used to carry grain between Rouen and Paris. In 1941 Hitler requisitioned every available seafaring vessel in order to transport his tanks to France for his planned invasion of Britain. Maria II didn’t escape this fate and probably carried at least two tanks along the canals of Germany and France. Luckily, she didn’t reach England until the 1970s. She was brought across the Channel to Lymington in Hampshire where she had a makeover, followed by a brief spell as a restaurant. Sadly, the owner died and she fell back into disrepair. She was spotted in 1985, derelict and unloved, and was towed along the south coast to the mooring where she remains to this day – on Old Father Thames in Nine Elms, Battersea. We rested well that night after a few pints, hoping an alarm would not awaken us or cut our shower time short. 6.1 miles, 14,662 steps, 5 floors;
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Day Five, Wednesday July 18: Boarded another train at Kings Cross Station, stood in line to get a photograph of a Harry Potter scene with a shopping cart going right into the station wall, but didn’t make the front of the line since it was time to relax into a First Class seat on the lovely Virgin train.  We met a perfect Indian gentleman named Prakash S. on the train who owns Paras Engineering Works and decided he too was going to visit Stonehenge (price 25 pounds per person) as the engineering feat of moving such large stones and their placement fascinated him.  He had come to visit England with his son who on that day went to visit Oxford, that evening they would meet up again in London. As we talked with Prakash he shared with us that he too decided against the formal tour as we had opted to visit by train.  We shared a taxi from the Salisbury station, quite a lovely town and had the friendliest taxi driver, a retired bloke who took us around town upon the return, showed us the cathedral and pointed out where Sting the English musician had a house in the country, yes Sting the former lead singer and bassist for the group Police who pursued a distinguished solo career by his sophisticated blend of jazz, pop and world music.  Later that evening we dined on a delicious dinner at Alto by San Carlos at Selfridges’ glorious Rooftop Restaurant serving fine Italian dishes with vino as recommended by British born Julie who now resides in Arizona and Hong Kong. Upon return from the busy downtown of London to our locale in Westminster we walked over to the Tamesis Dock where it is carrying on the true tradition of a floating pub in Central London of a converted 1930s Dutch barge. It is permanently moored between Vauxhall Bridge and Lambeth Bridge on the Thames where you can see the London Eye, Houses of Parliament, Big Ben and part of the Doubletree hotel we were staying all while seated on the deck enjoying a cool beverage.  At times this place has live music (mainly free) on the water, but you can rent for a private event. Very cool indeed.  7.2 miles, 18,013 steps, 17 floors;
 
Day Six, Thursday July 19: The day started with a short trek to the local laundromat where we were helped extensively by a lovely woman who was beyond retirement years, but ran those washing machines and dryers like a Swiss Man would run a precision timed clock. We had a relaxing day near the hotel walking to the park. Upon arrival back to the hotel, we rested briefly and then off to the Fortune Theatre to see Woman in Black, an excellent mystery performance by two superb actors and one scary woman in black. A brilliant play costing only 17.50 British pounds equivalent to about $25.00 per person. I might add that on the way to the theatre the nearest subway or tube stop is Covent Garden Station and one of the few stations in Central London for which platform access is only by lift (elevator) or stairs. The lift was crowded with long lines awaiting and we decided to take the stairs, after three flights already crawled, there is a sign stating to the top is eleven floors or 195 steps to ground level. It was at that time we knew why the long elevator (lift) lines as only a very few persons were taking to the concrete, circular stairwell.  A stop at McDonalds for a Big Mac, fries & diet coke and back home, this time waiting in line for the lift.  9.5 miles, 23,960 steps, 31 floors;
 
Day Seven, Friday July 20:  Early departure with Connie’s first ride in an English Black Taxi with loads of space inside the back seat. Since we had all our luggage, fresh clothes and a fairly long ride on the train, some of it first class, some of it no so first class from Kings Cross to Cleethorpes to see long-time friends – the Grandfather of my God Daughter Paris R., Mr. Bernard F. who is the finest and most loving Englishman I’ve ever to known.  Unfortunately, his bride of some 40 years + Ms. Madeleine had passed a few years prior and I’d promised them many times when they visited Tom, Julie, Paris and TJ that I would make the trip over to visit them in Grimsby Town / Cleethorpes.  With the help of Bernard’s other Granddaughter the lovely Georgia, daughter of his son Ian and daughter-in-law Caroline we were able to have a fantastic meal of Fish & Chips at the Coach House Restaurant in Grimsby Town. Also present was the comical and entertaining 10-year-old Jude.  After dinner we were invited over to their home where chocolates and wine were served along with joyous conversations, lots of laughter and many smiles from dear Ol’ Bernard.  Earlier that afternoon upon arrival, Connie and I walked the boardwalk and seaside taking in all the carnival rides, food booths and sea air before Ian and Georgia retrieved us at The Nottingham House in Cleethorpes and Caroline later that night returned us back to the quaint, clean Inn which had three pubs and six rooms for sleeping accommodations with a full dining room.  We would highly recommend it to anyone visiting the Cleethorpes area.  Something exciting did happen on the train trip at the stop Doncaster which is about halfway between London and Cleethorpes 3 ½ hour trip.  As we arrived into the train station of Doncaster we did not have our luggage ready and little did we know that the train stop was only about a minute long, so some of the people got on right away and others got off right away.  Connie and I were dilly dallying and she had just exited the train with here suitcase when a loud bell went off & I hurriedly tossed my suitcase onto the platform as the door was shutting still with me, my backpack and my Harrod’s bag filled with food goodies and some souvenirs.  I frantically tried to open the door as the train began to pull away with Connie on the outside hysterically screaming, “My husband is still on the train,” while holding onto the door, running alongside the train and people on the platform are screaming at her to let go of the train.  I could see her already in tears as the we pulled away, gaining speed each moment that passed and separated us farther.  I went back to my seat, devastated, not knowing what Connie would do and an Englishman who had been seated near us asked me, “does your wife have a cell phone?” Yes, indeed she did and so did I, we had contacted Verizon to give us a European plan while on vacation as I needed to periodically check into work and answer questions for some customers who did not care whether or not I was / am on vacation, Emergencies, was the other reason for the plan and this was an Emergency. I called Connie who immediately answered, “hello?” with disbelief and I told her to stay where she was at and that I’d get off the train at the next stop in about half an hour and catch a train back to her. She had the passports and the train tickets, but I was not asked for either and made my way back to her. When she saw me, she was still crying, but now smiling and said as she kissed me, “I am so glad to see you!”  I could only mildly reprimand her to next time be quicker as some of the fault also lay with me for not having the bags ready. But, moral of the story, Connie after that was Johnny on the Spot five minutes before we rolled into any station where we were to exit.  4.3 miles, 9,745 steps, 11 floors;
 
Total walking for the week: 50.9 miles, 124,594 steps, 93 floors climbed and no need for an umbrella as July and August were one of the hottest months on record.  The UK can thank Us for bringing the hot, dry climate of Arizona to them.
 
Stay tuned for Week Two of the ENGLAND VACATION BLOG as we travel to Scotland for the British Open and then onto Ireland.
Photos below!!!
"Have a Double Shot of Reality"  TM
"Peace, Love & Tequila"  TM
Rico Austin
Author - "My Bad Tequila"
50 Great Writers You Should Be Reading - Winner 2016 of The Authors's Show 
John E. Weaver Excellent Reads Award - 2017 Winner of Fiction Adventure & Memoirs
Hollywood Book Festival - Honorable Mention (Wild Card genre 2011)
Readers Favorite Book Awards - Silver (Fiction - Mystery - General genre 2011)
Amazon eKindle - #1 Top Rated Kindle eBooks (Mexico Travel genre 2011)
"Five Parrots in a Palm Tree" - Superb Island Reading award 2011
#1 Book to Read, June 2011 - NY Professional Reviewer, Fran Lewis
Readers Favorite Book Awards - Finalist (Fiction - General genre 2011)
Arizona Authors Association - 3rd Place (Fiction Book of the Year 2011 - 2012)
London Book Festival - Honorable Mention (Wild Card genre 2012)
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New York Beach Book Festival - Honorable Mention (General Non-Fiction genre 2012)
New Mexico - Arizona Book Awards - Finalist (Fiction - Mystery genre 2012)
Bibliocracy.com - Author of the Month (June 2012)
Suspense Magazine - Review & Article (July 2012 issue)t
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 Trump protest as we exited the subway at Westminster across from the Parliament!
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A discarded TRUMP sign of many that protesters just littered on the street!
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Connie in front of protesters who didn't even know why they were protesting TRUMP!
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                     Connie in front of the famous, black London Taxi!
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 away from the TRUMP (MAGA) protesters on back of bicycle cause no taxis on this day!
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                                     Dialing for Dollars in London!
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     Connie's first English Pub - Marquis of Granby of the Nicholson Pub Group!!
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  Ringing the Bell does no good for some of the Parliament Members - Pints important!
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             Big Ben being worked on so we didn't get to see the full England Time!
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                Buckingham Palace - we await the Queen!
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       Rico & Connie locked out of Buckingham Palace; the Queen must have forgotten tea!
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         I do believe they may let me in;  the gate has been opened at Buckingham Palace!
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                     Statue outside Buckingham Palace!
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    Connie inside the Tower of London overlooking Thames River and London drawbridge
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                     the glorious Crown Jewels - Connie is going window shopping!
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     a very rare photo -  the Royal Crown inside the heavily steeled & guarded vault 
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                         Zoo in the past at Tower of London, moat down below!
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       Kensington Palace - we toured the Princess Diana display of all her lovely dresses!
                             This is very her Princes & their wives live - William & Harry!!!
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              Tower of London,  inside the castle were they keep the Crown Jewels!!!
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                    Eye of London as seen from Buckingham Palace grounds!
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                           Double Decker Bus & the Taxis - Pure LONDON GOLD!
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                            English style service on Virgin Train - Breakfast with a Smile!
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                   Countryside along the train tracks on day journey to Stratford-upon-Avon!

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              The Royal Shakespeare Theatre on the banks of Stratford-upon-Avon!
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​                      YES - Shakespeare's most famous play - Romeo and Juliet at RSC!
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              Waiting for Romeo & Juliet to begin with the Royal Shakespeare Company!
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         Royal Shakespeare Company Theatre - soon, "O' Romeo, O' Romeo, where art thou?"

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                      In great anticipation of Romeo & Juliet in Stratford-upon-Avon!
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    Notice all the cameras, seating limited as they were filming this matinee performance!

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                           the Battersea Barge on Thames River
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                                                     Battersea Barge
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                                         On the Thames or on the banks of the Thames?
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                    on the other side of the Thames, trying to get to the Battersea Barge!
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                             Downtown London on the Double Decker Tour Bus!
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                                         inside Kensington Palace!
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                                        Gardens at Kensington Palace!
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    Kensington Palace, waiting for Prince William & Prince Harry - I'm ready for a pint or two!
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                    Harrod's Department Store - every shopper should visit - unbelievable!
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                Here's my Harrod's Toy Bag I got just for looking at toys in Harrod's!
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                         Porridge at the Double Tree - the 3 Bears are nearby, I'm certain!

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                         & here is Breakfast on the Virgin Train - First Class!
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        London has her share of Bridges - 7 or so of them in just London & Westminster!
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                                a view from the top of the Double Decker Tour Bus

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      looks as if Connie is having a pleasant conversation in a famous London phone booth!
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                                 the Men's bathroom at Train Station!
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              & for taking care of real business in the Men's bathroom at London train station!

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                Frenchmen & Frenchwomen celebrating the World Cup in Picadelli Circus!
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                                              STONE HENGE!
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                                     Rico at Picadelli Circus which means "Circle"
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                     Rico & Connie at Stone Henge;  Prakash is taking a photo next to us!
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                                      Connie taking a selfie at Stone Henge!   
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                Our new Amigo from India - Mr. Prakash & Rico discussing Stone Henge!

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                                    Stone Henge close!
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                                     Stone Henge not close - afar!
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              Rico & Connie lovin' the day at Stone Henge - Mr. Prakash taking the photo!!!
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            this is how it is believed the stones were moved many of hundreds of miles!
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                           Royal Sceptors at Tower of London - sorry no more Stone Henge!

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                                             Cathedral at Salisbury near Stone Henge!
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                      Prakash from India taking photos of the Cathedral at Salisbury!
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                                       Cathedral at Salisbury!
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                              the town of Salisbury!     very alive & vibrant!!
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                                            Parliament Building!
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                Italian dinner at Alto by San Carlo at Selridges Rooftop Restaurant!
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                                            Selfridges going to the roof top restaurant!
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                                      Alto by San Carlo at Selfridges!
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   Finally made it to the top of Covent Garden subway station - 193 stairs later - all concrete!
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                                   Outside Fortune Theatre - London
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                                                  Fortune Theatre!
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                     the set inside Fortune Theatre - magnificent play & actors!
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    Yes, this is the station Doncaster where Connie & I were separated by a fast moving train!
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   Entering Grimbsy Town & Cleethorpes - notice my cell phone in case we get separated!
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                           more of Grimsby Town & Cleethorpes!
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             Rico taking a selfie after arriving Cleethorpes, Connie is ready to explore!
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                                         Cleethorpes very near our hotel!
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                           The Nottingham House - one night in Cleethorpes!
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       Connie slowed down enough to let me take this photo upon arrival in Cleethorpes!
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                       the Nottingham House - very nice inn with 3 pubs!
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       Rico outside the Nottingham House with his Arizona sweatshirt & cactus swimsuit!
                                  I'll bet he is going to walk across the street & into the sea!
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                                     Sure enough there's that adventurous writer!
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                                at the Seaside in Cleethorpes!
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                    very nice memorial in Cleethorpes - ROYAL NAVY!
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             Donkeys on the Beach - here's something You'd see in Mexico but England???
                                             Fish & Chips always!!!

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                      meeting our Friends Bernard & his grand daughter Georgia!
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    Dear ol' beloved Bernard, I finally was able to visit him in Cleethorpes after many years!
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                   Fish & Chips with Gravy in Grimsby Town!    Yummy!!!!
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        Yes, I ordered the Large Fish & Chips!!!    Outstanding, I had some take out for later!!!
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                       Connie & Caroline enjoying their first meeting & new friendship!

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            My Amigo Ian, has been probably at least 20 years since I last saw him in Arizona!
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          time to leave after Wine & Chocolates!  Was to Great to see Mr. Bernard once more!
                      I've been promising him for 25 years that I'd come visit him in England!
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                     Ms. Georgia with her new book, I've gained some English readership!
                                                     Son of the King!
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                                  Tale of Two Cities -  Charles Dickens!
                                                             make sure to read the writing on the wall!     
​               Goodbye Cleethorpes & Grimsby Town!!!
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Southeastern AZ - Tombstone, Bisbee & John Wayne at the Copper Queen Hotel, Douglas, Safford, Nogales & Pancho Villa at the Gadsden Hotel

1/2/2018

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Many of you have been to or read about Arizona, mostly the central part which consists of the Phoenix / Scottsdale metropolitan area where over 4.5 million citizens of the state’s 7 million population reside or the Northern part of the state with Sedona and Flagsttaff; But, have you visited the Southeastern part of the state?

As you head south of Tucson on Interstate 19 which runs from the east side of Tucson to the border of Mexico where you’ll encounter a border town named Nogales, AZ, population 20,000 on the US side and right across the border is Nogales, Sonora, Mexico which is over 15 times the population of the community north of the Mexico wall.

Nogales, Arizona is a quiet, clean community of which most of its business deals within the trucking and shipping business with lots of fruit and vegetable storage. Nogales, Sonora on the other hand is dirty, loud, bustling city with a railroad that runs right smack through the middle of town which does not separate the town, it just causes school children, working moms and dads, shoppers and retirees to cross the railroad tracks, sometimes several times a day, adding to the danger of living in a border town on the Mexico side.

In Nogales, Arizona there is an upscale steak, seafood restaurant also serving traditional Mexican dishes named Mr. C’s Supper Club of which I’ve enjoyed lunch with the delicious carne asada a couple of times. I’ve never spent the night there except for the time back in 1985 when on a Spring Break trip from Boise State University, other students and I slept in a park in our sleeping bags about 4 blocks north of the International Entry.

After spending the night at the Hilton in Tucson and meeting up with my Amigos Char and Chad Lynn at Hops for happy hour of Tequila that evening, I then drove the next morning to Tombstone, “the town to tough to die” or “Home of the OK Corral gunfight.”  I walked the boardwalk and dirt roads of about 5 blocks of the main street and a couple adjoining streets where the Birdcage Saloon and Doc Holiday’s Bar and Restaurant awaited me and my parched throat from that warm day at the end of November.  Too, I strolled into a shooting arena and fired a Ruger revolver with paint bullets at a human, metal silhouette and had a nice firing cluster of blue surrounding the heart of the lifeless, standing victim which was about 15 yards away. I practiced my fast draw, pretending to side with Wyatt Earp and his brothers against the bad dudes: Tom and Frank McLaury, Billy and Ike Clanton and trouble maker Billy Claiborne, severing all of their hearts with my six shooter and then received a high five from Mr. Doc Holiday himself after bringing the last of these bad boys to their death which would lead their bodies to a burial on Boothill.

I then mounted my Chevy Silverado and the horsepower carried me another 40 miles or so to Bisbee, an old mining town with a huge, open pit mine near the center of town. Thanks to a recommendation from Chad I inquired at the Copper Queen Hotel about spending the night in this historic, haunted establishment which holds the distinction of being Arizona’s longest continually operated hotel. This magnificent four story building was built from 1898 to 1902 by the Phelps Dodge Corporation to serve their mining investors and dignitaries during their visits to Bisbee, at one time the 2nd most populous city in the West, second only to San Francisco which became famous and overgrown during the rush of 1849.  The young clerk gave to me the room key 315, that room was marked Julia Lowell when I arrived. I unlocked the door and chills came over me and darkness enveloped my psyche.  I walked the grand staircase back to the main floor and lobby and inquired, “Who is Julia Lowell?  Her name is on the door.”  The answer which came from the lad’s lips explained of why the extreme and cold uneasiness I had I witnessed. “Julia Lowell is perhaps the most famous ghost in these parts of Arizona, she was a woman of the night, in her thirties and she was also the daughter of the proprietor of Copper Queen at that time. Ms. Lowell used the hotel for her clients and had the room nearest the bad stairs for easy, unnoticed entry into her prostituting world. After professing her love to one of her clients, he rebuked her and she became overwhelmed with grief and depression and hung herself outside her room.”  I noticeably shaken, drew the key from the pocket of my Levis and laid it on the counter. He continued, “Guests and staff here at the hotel have said that they feel her presence on the second and third floors of the west side of the building. Male staff and guests have actually heard a female voice (Julia’s) whispering in their ear.”  Uh, I don’t sleep very well to begin with so I sure as heck don’t want to be bothered by a whore ghost!” I replied emphatically to which his response was: “We’ve had a few paranormal ghosts tv shows done here and You are very lucky to have the opportunity as it is the most requested room at the Copper Queen.” 

I saw on the second floor, room 211 is John Wayne’s room, is that available?”  I was given the key and put my belongings in the “Duke’s” room where he stayed while filming westerns in the area.  There are 13 photos of the Marion Robert Morrison, his birth name before Director John Ford gave him his famous acting name of John Wayne. The reason that John Wayne choose this as his room is because it is next to the elevator and the closest room to the bar downstairs.  One night after heavy drinking, a shot was fired from Mr. Wayne’s room, but no one hurt, just a bullet to the wooden floor, seems the Big Cowboy had a loaded round in the chamber and didn’t realize it when taking off this gun belt and accidently fired the bullet into the hardwood. It created quite a ruckus that night and eventually everyone settled in again for the night without need of disturbing the law of Bisbee that late night.

There is also a room named after Arizona Author J.A. Jance as she writes several mystery novels about Arizona and has had a couple with locales in the Bisbee area. Must admit I’ve never read any of her books even though I have met her a couple of times. I have so many books that authors have given me that I try to find the time to read these before seeking out others of which are not given to me as gifts.  The clerk told me that sometimes Ms. Jance comes to Bisbee to write and they give her the room of which she spends many hours of seclusion.  I do hope someday I’ll have a hotel room named after me or with my name hung on the door for all to wonder what the real story is behind the closed door.

That evening I listened to some music by a great guitarist who played a 12 string and an 18 string guitar beautifully – Mr. Johnny Bencomo who has a voice like the late, great Marty Robbins. While in the bar of Copper Queen, I sat and lounged on the white, vinyl couch and chairs which were at one time in John Wayne’s room, but after making the room much smaller to accommodate more guests, Mr. Wayne donated the furniture to the hotel and in the bar it landed to be enjoyed by many generations of future guests.  I purchased two of Johnny’s CDs as Christmas gifts for my wife and walked over to St. Elmo’s Bar where a hard rock band Kaustic was playing. The next morning I arose, looked at the deep mining pit in the center of town and drove to my next stop in Douglas, Arizona.

I pulled in front of the glorious Gadsden Hotel in the center of town and walked around where Pancho Villa had ridden his horse some hundred years ago up the marble steps where there is a chunk of marble missing where Pancho’s horse’s back hoof caught the edge of the seventh step and tore the marble off, just narrowly slipping and falling to the bottom.

I then drove to Portal, AZ near the New Mexico border, a very lovely, mountainous retreat with a small post office and a library of which I donated a copy of each, My Bad Tequila and BAJA LOCO to the Myrtle Kraft Library for others to enjoy.

My travels then took me to the cotton fields and more Copper mining pits of the Safford / Morenci community where I took a few photos of cotton being picked by machinery and getting hauled to the gin.
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Lastly, I cruised slowly through Miami and Globe, Arizona which too are mining towns just a hundred miles East of Phoenix and then back home to my beloved Scottsdale / Cave Creek home.

Rico's fine books can be purchased at Amazon.com or BarnesAndNoble.com;

Please visit his website at www.ricoaustin.com
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​Downtown Tombstone Courthouse established 1882

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Tombstone, AZ - fast draw target practice by Author Rico Austin
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Julia Lowell's haunted room at Copper Queen Hotel in Bisbee, AZ
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   the outside exit near Julia Lowell's room so that her customers of the night would not be seen leaving or coming into the Copper Queen Hotel in Bisbee, AZ!
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  Rico outside John Wayne's room 211 at Copper Queen Hotel - the 2nd most requested room after Ms. Lowell's haunted room!
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  John Wayne's signature about half way up the list in 1974!
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   When You're staying in the Duke's room, You might need 3 locks to keep the bad guys & bad girls out!
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     John Wayne's room had a total of 13 different photographs of the Duke himself including the bust on the Cowboy on the dresser,  above Rico Austin's head!
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​     A very young John Wayne pictured here in the room!
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 The bed that John Wayne & Rico Austin both slept in - over 40 years apart at Copper Queen
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          Author Rico Austin Ph.D.'s cowboy boots on John Wayne's green carpet!
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     Author Rico Austin enjoying John Wayne's furniture in the bar at Copper Queen!
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              Johnny Bencomo the 12 string & 18 string guitar player & performer!
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       Johnny Bencomo & Rico Austin with Johnny's 12 string & 18 string guitars!
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  The talented Mr. Johnny Bencomo with his autographed copy of "In the Shadow of ELVIS by Author Rico Austin Ph.D. outside the Copper Queen Hotel in Bisbee, Arizona!!!
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                 the Open Pit Copper Mine in downtown Bisbee, AZ!
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          the Gadsden Hotel in downtown Douglas, AZ - border town in Arizona!
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             the beautiful Gadsden Hotel lobby in Douglas, AZ!!
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             Gadsden Hotel marble stairs of which Pancho Villa on his horse rode!
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  Rico Austin at t op of the staircase of the Gadsden Hotel where Pancho Villa rode his horse!
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      Chipped marble stair on the 7th step of the Gadsden Hotel by Pancho Villa's horse!
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                 top of marble staircase looking down into the lobby of the Gadsden Hotel
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                 The Saddle & Spur - tavern inside the Gadsden Hotel outside the lobby!
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    a great story about Pancho Villa & MacKenzie Lee Reidy's Great, Great Grandfather!
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               Pancho Villa story & history at the Gadsden Hotel in Douglas, AZ!
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              Post Office in Portal, AZ near the border of New Mexico!
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               Author Rico Austin & the mountains near Portal, Arizona!
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           Mountains near Portal, Arizona in the Southeastern part of the state!
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  Myrtle Kraft Library in Portal, AZ where Rico Austin donated his epic best selling, award winning MY BAD TEQUILA & a copy of the BAJA LOCO, 4 Racing Days & Tequila Nights on the NORRA Mexican 1000!
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         Cotton Field near Safford & Morenci, Arizona!
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      Cotton getting dumped before hauled off to the Cotton Gin!
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NFL is losing major viewership!    A Tale of Two Men!   Kneeling is for Prayer, Standing is for National Anthem & USA Flag!

9/27/2017

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A Tale of Two Men and Two Uniforms – One a NFL Product, One a Struggling Hero!   
About this whole NFL kneeling situation we have going.
     One young man graduated high school in 2010.  His teenage years were a bit of struggle. He grew up in the south side, poor of town.  His mother was the breadwinner of the family and worked endlessly to keep clean clothes on his body, a roof over his head and healthy food on the table . Academics wasn’t his thing and his grades were below average at best. But, there was one thing that made him stand out:  he weighed 230 lbs and could run 40 yards in 4.3 seconds while handling a football.
     As for the other young man, he was the football player’s best friend, nearly identical  in all things except not as big in physical stature and he didn’t play football.  Instead of going to football practice after day after school, he went to work at the local grocery store for minimum wage. 
     The football player was heavily recruited by all the major universities and spent most every weekend of his senior year visiting the colleges where coaches and boosters alike made every effort to convince him their campus was best. Red carpet was laid before him.  Meanwhile, his best friend worked double shifts at McDonald’s. Attending a fine college was never an option for him. On the very day the football player signed with State University, his best friend signed paperwork with an Army recruiter. One young man went to summer workouts. The other young man went to basic training.
     The football player lived the next four years in the athletic dorm, eating at the university cafeteria. He spent his Saturdays on the football field, adoring fans cheering him as he ran out into the stadium. Free tutors attended to his every academic whim. He attended class when and if he wanted to.  Yes, he worked hard while lifting weights, running sprints, studying plays, and with that work and talent he became one of the top college players in the country. His best friend was assigned to the 101st Airborne Division. While one led a pleasurable life in college, the other was deployed to Iraq once and Afghanistan once. He became a Sergeant and led a squad of 18 and 19 year old soldiers who grew up nearly in the identical circumstances he had. He shed his blood in Afghanistan and watched other young American Soldiers give their lives, limbs, and youth in serving the USA.
     Player went to the NFL combine and topped the charts. He hired an agent and was drafted in the first round while your agent immediately went to work, ensuring that you received the highest compensation humanly possible.  Young Man number one signed for $18 million although he had never stepped onto or played on a professional football gridiron. His best friend re-enlisted in the Army for four more years. As a combat tested sergeant, he is promised to be paid $32,000 per year.
     Football Guy will drive a Maserati on the streets of San Francisco.  His long ago forgotten Amigo in the Army will ride in the back of a Blackhawk helicopter with other combat loaded soldiers.  Player will get his rest at the Waldorf Astoria.  Soldier will dig a hole in the ground and pray for a couple hours of sleep.  Player will “make it rain” at the night clubs.  Soldier will hope for rain as the temperature reaches 120 degrees.
On early Sunday afternoon, Player will run into a stadium as tens of thousands of fans cheer and call out his name.  His former best friend, might now even realize what day of the week it is, as the days are seemingly the same except for the friends he has lost that day in battle.  No adoring fans are with him, only the opposition Taliban who are trying to kill him and his faithful soldier.  Once in a great, great while, he and his fellow combatant soldiers have the opportunity to rest from the front lines and “go to the rear” to rejuvenate.  Soldier might get lucky and  able to catch an NFL game on TV and brags of his famous friend from a neighborhood of years past. But, the moment the National Anthem plays Soldier jumps to his feet and salutes the flag on the television and tears well up in his eyes for the pride his heart and mind are feeling for his nation and countrymen.  It is then that the camera zooms in on his former high school friend who is seen on national television taking a knee while the Star Spangled Banner is being played and sung by another high paid celebrity. Soldier cannot believe what he is seeing, that his former high school class mate is defaming and discrediting the very thing that helps make this country great.  And, Player has everything in the world that money and fame can buy, but refuses to stand with his hand over his heart while the National Anthem is being performed. Soldier is devastated and no longer will share tales of his former friend’s world class life.
     While the NFL Football Player is protesting the plight and unfairness of the under privileged life of the black man in the United States, the other young man, thousands of miles away from being his own home soil will give thanks to God that he has the honor of defending his great country.
     To the players and owners of the NFL:  It is we the people who purchase your high priced tickets, turn the TV channel to your game, and wear the jerseys of our favorite squad or players’ number.  It is now sad and with regret that I write of our anxiously waiting for Sundays so we can cheer for you and your God given athleticism.  Please understand that we care little about your opinions unless we find them offensive and then you will hear US roar louder than we have ever roared before, and it won’t be in the stadiums across America. As human beings you have the absolute right to express yourselves, but we have the absolute right to boycott you. Your drug use, DUIs, domestic violence, and your vulgar displays of wealth have all been tolerated and forgiven until now.  I for one am ashamed of putting my admiration of your physical agility before what is morally right. You have now gone too far. You have insulted our flag, our country, our soldiers, our police officers, and our veterans.  As well-paid athletes you are living the ultimate American dream, yet you depreciate, belittle and discredit our great country. For now I am done with NFL football and encourage all likeminded Americans to follow your heart and beliefs and if that leads to boycotting the NFL, so be it.
     Yes, there are injustices and life isn’t always fair and we’ve all experienced them, some more than others, but we all make choices – good or bad, right or wrong; but, by the NFL players using our National Anthem and Flag on National TV to promote their so-called activism is extremely wrong, especially when many are themselves involved in illegal and immoral activities.
     Thank YOU Soldiers, Veterans and Police Officers for Your Daily Sacrifices which do help make our Country of the United States of America a safer and better place to live life.  GOD Bless the U.S.A.

Peace, Love & Tequila!   www.ricoaustin.com
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  One of the most ungrateful human beings on the face of the Earth!!  made millions & then said he was underprivileged, but gave none of his millions to the poor - Colin Kaepernick = Loser!
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  am American Soldier sacrificing life, limb for our Freedoms & Liberty, not paid much in wages!   Does not complain!

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   Pat Tillman #40 a True Hero, gave up millions of dollars in the NFL  to serve his Country!
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Goodbye Phil Mickelson & Jim "Bones' Mackay; Hello Jordan Spieth & British Open

7/24/2017

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Author Rico Austin is parting ways with PGA TOUR Golfer Phil Mickelson; Dear Mr. Phil Mickelson, for over 25 years I've followed your career when you were a standout on the Arizona State University golf team playing ASU Karsten Golf Course; I've seen you at many TPC Phoenix / Scottsdale Opens and cheered for you from the tall grass outside the trimmed fairways, sent you letters, emails and not once did you acknowledge me with a tip of your hat or give me a golf ball or thank me when I sent you an autographed copy of the epic, best selling, award winning My Bad Tequila!  Well, now that you've parted ways with Mr. Jim (Bones) Mackay without heartbreak or ache and  guess this is where I let you know that I too have a new favorite golfer; I've been watching him continue to get better and better and now with him winning the British Open Championship Golf tourney this last weekend in heroic fashion, I'm truly convinced he has now replaced you in my golf watching heart. so Adios on National Tequila Day as I do one last shot in your memory!" regards, rico austin; C'mon over here Jordan Spieth and give me a high five and I hope in the next 25 years you might see fit to give me a wave, tip of the hat or a signed golf ball to remember you by as you continue to surpass and break golfing records due to your incredible talent!   Peace, Love & Tequila!!  
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BAJA 1000, the NORRA 2017; Horsepower Ranch; Zack & Dulce's most excellent Wedding;

5/7/2017

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I had not returned to Ensenada, where the start of the NORRA 1000 begins since my inaugural journey of 2014 when I went down with Jim Riley (the Azunia Tequila & General Tire) team, joined with Rick  Johnson race team, the Messers race team, Russ Philips race team, Jefferies Racing and Palapa Boy Racing, who all combined and joined forces with their crews (which consisted of friends & family members who knew how to turn a wrench or adjust a carburetor) to enter a '57 Chevy, '71 Nova, '67 Ford Pickup, a Jalopy, a Trophy-Lite and a bad ass 4 seater pre-runner sweeper vehicle owned by Mark & Chris Taylor that helped out a dusty bunch of drivers in that 2014 race. 

Again, my trip began in San Diego as it did in 2014 when I was invited down to experience the BAJA & the NORRA Mexican 1000 by Jim Riley and to write a book about my  first acquaintance with the narrow trails and winding cow paths cut into the rugged Baja desert by heaven's outcast angel.  After spending nearly two and one half years writing of the drivers', navigators', crew members', fans' interviews and my thoughts, "BAJA LOCO, 4 Racing Days & Tequila Nights on the NORRA Mexican 1000" was born, finished and published in November 2016, just in time for the 50th Anniversary of the first 1967 NORRA 1000.

I would not be making the entire length BAJA trip as my wife and I had been invited to attend a wedding of Amigo Zack Larson and his soon-to-be Bride - Miss Dulce;  If the name Zack Larson somehow sounds familiar it is because he is a celebrity / reality star on Discovery's "Deadliest Catch" and the son of Captain Wild Bill Wichrowski, also a mainstay on the Reality show airing the dangers of the Alaskan King Crab Fishermen.  The wedding would take place in San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico where Wild Bill Wichrowski, Zack Larson, Dulce Zuloaga, Connie and I all have beach homes or condos and believe me, it is a 180 degrees different in weather and scenery than Dutch Harbor, Alaska except for having shores that lead out into the mild warm, blue waters of the Sea of Cortez and the icy cold, blue waters of the Bering Sea.

My week began with a drive to Yuma from Scottsdale, Arizona on Monday, April 17th as I needed to sell move / sell some tires to distributors - my daytime employment which allows me the time of traveling for my nighttime passion - drinking Tequila and writing of adventurous stories for my readers and fans to enjoy.  I spent the night at 310 Madison Ave. at Pivot Point along the banks of the Colorado River where the Hilton Garden Inn has a four story hotel.  YES, did you catch that address?   Remember the Western with Russell Crowe and Christian Bale in 2007, well it is a remake of  1957 American Western film starring Glenn Ford and Van Heflin and directed by Delmer Daves.  The film was based on a 1953 short story by Elmore Leonard.  The film is about a drought-impoverished rancher who takes on the risky job of taking a notorious outlaw to justice. In 2012, the film was selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant".  Again, most great movies were books in the beginning, as was the epic, award winning, best selling novel "My Bad Tequila" which I am working with Voyage Media in Hollywood to eventually turn into a movie classic. The work has already been done on the "Treatment" and now to work on the "Screenplay."

The next day found me in San Diego with temperatures a bit too mild for me, though many will argue that they prefer the sea breeze and misty filled air.  I am an Arizonan transplant of 25 years from Idaho and I look forward and embrace the 90 - 110 degree summer days, especially when I am near the "My Bad Tequila" swimming pool and the blender is close by, filled with margaritas that taste of lime snow cones to my lips.

After finishing the week out in San Diego with a mad dash down the Interstate 15 to Rancho Cucamonga, Friday, the 21st of April had arrived and I crossed the border into Tijuana and drove past Rosarito and into downtown Ensenada, parked a few blocks away from the Convention Center where racing vehicles and cycles had already lined up to check in for their various Tech Checks and be on temporary display for the locals of Mexico and fans who made the journey from the United States to cheer on their favorite vehicles and drivers.  First thing, I went in and saw Jennifer Coleman and gave her an autographed copy of "BAJA LOCO" as Michael Pearlman of NORRA asked for the first autographed copy of which I had sent to him in the mail a few months earlier. I then purchased two bottles of the 50th Anniversary NORRA Tequila, Commemorative Special Edition 1967-2017 Mexican 1000 "The Happiest Race on Earth." One bottle for me and one for my neighbor, who lives down the street.  Yep, Mr. Don Kodl would be getting a bottle as he is always giving me the latest and greatest bottles of Tequila from COSTCO of which he visits at a minimum twice a week and three times when his wife Tina is out of town.

I wandered around awhile, saw my good Amigo Warren Baird and we talked of the 2014 NORRA Mexican race and what each of us has been up to  since, including his teaming up with Mickey Thompson's son in Utah, helping him set land speed records on the Bonneville Salt Flats between Salt Lake City, UT & Wendover, NV.  The son of murdered racing legend Mickey Thompson, the famed "Speed King" of the 1960s, finally wrote his family name - Thompson into racing's record books with two runs over 400 mph on August 14th, 2016.   Danny Thompson clocked in Sunday at over 402 mph in Challenger 2, a sleek blue streamliner he and his team built on the chassis of his father's 1968 race car.  During Saturday's run, he had gone 411 mph. His official average time was 406.7 -- besting his father's historic 1960 one-way run by a hair, as Danny's father's had been clocked at 406 miles per hour; however, Mickey Thompson never held the official record because his car broke down and couldn't make a second trip. Racing rules require two trips on the 8-mile course, and official speeds are recorded by averaging the top speeds of each run.

I finally excused myself because of excitement to be seeing and staying at the famous Horsepower Ranch outside of  Ensenada for the first time ever in my 56 + years on Earth. I had first learned of Horsepower Ranch after having chatted with Bruce Meyers in Ensenada three years earlier and I had to include that conversation about the mystical Horsepower Ranch in the fifth chapter, page 49 of "BAJA LOCO, 4 Racing Days & Tequila Nights on the NORRA Mexican 1000. After having done some research on Horsepower Ranch, I easily found a direct quote in reference to the Horsepower Ranch by Marty Fiolka, in his book "1000 Miles to Glory: The History of the Baja 1000."  "This place fixes everything ...." - Marty Fiolka.

I followed the directions given me by Anna Hoyle of whom had given me my first impression of Horsepower Ranch except what I had read from Marty's quote.  A couple  of months prior, when trying to book a stay at the famous racing and housing establishment after my schedule had arranged for me to once again visit the BAJA and its Mexican 1000 race, I sent a message on facebook and made a phone call to the number displayed  and the most pleasant voice on the line answered and Anna assured me if a cancellation should occur I would receive the vacant room to be a guest of the Horsepower Ranch.  About three weeks before the race a room in the bunkhouse became available and I would be housed where many a Racing Legend has stayed and retold their tales of racing days gone forth into the past.

I found the place with ease as I  had followed the great directions given me by Anna and also on Horsepower's facebook  page -  near KM 9 on Highway 3 outside of Ensenada, Baja California! Upon arrival there to greet me was Ms. Anna and in strolled Tracy Valenta who had just been inducted into Baja Racing Hall of Fame this past November 2016 in Las Vegas where I met up with Edwin "Hollywood" Dowland and his wife who were in Vegas to honor his former driver and teammate as Hollywood had served as a crew member many years for Tracy and his cars. I was in Vegas for the yearly SEMA Show of which I've attended probably close to twenty shows during my entire tire career.  That day was the first time I had ever heard the name Tracy Valenta.  If you know me, then You also know that I don't believe in coincidences. I believe things happen in our lives for a reason and the same thing goes for being introduced into the racing community, it is to write and help document the history of BAJA Racing and of its' racing heroes, crew members and fans who make this one of the most exhilarating, exciting motorsport events in the world. As written in "BAJA LOCO," I wonder, "How did I  get to land such an excursion, having virtually no knowledge or ties to the racing world?  Tequila and Writing!  Two worlds of which I loved introduced me to a third world of Baja Racing in Mexico."

A few minutes later, co-owner Adrian Hoyle came in and introduced himself and Anna showed me to my accommodations in the "Bunkhouse" which were not bunkhouse accommodations at all - a shared bathroom with one other room, a big window to look out over the gorgeous Mexican countryside and let the soft, Pacific air breeze in through the screen and two soft beds side by side, one for each night!

I wandered down to the pool and was the only guest there, so I had a private pool to myself, just as I do when I'm at home and lounging by the "My Bad Tequila" swimming pool.  Justin Hoyle came out and introduced himself, he was busy helping a hired hand getting the sound system ready for the night's concert. I then went back to my humble abode, showered and set up my book signing on the expansive veranda.  Mr. Jerry & Mrs. Carrie Penhall of Baja Racing lore were my first customers to purchase "BAJA LOCO" and got me off to a successful evening of meeting many racing legends including one of the partners of Horsepower Ranch, Mr. Todd Clements. Mark Stahl, Doug Robertson,  Jeff Robertson, Rick Minga, Lorenzo Person, Alex Quintana, Victor Cachia, Bill Brindle III,  PJ Jones, Arlene Bompensiero, Craig Stewart, David & Barbara Rainey, Mark McMillan, Bruce Meyers with his bride of more than 50 years, and of course Mr. Marty Fiolka with his stories were all present.   Tacos were served that night with many a cerveza and tequila and sleep was peaceful.

The next day after a quick, another private swim and a hearty breakfast I went back into Ensenada to see my 2014 Racing Amigas & Amigos; I ran into Jim Riley, Rick & Brenda Johnson, Florian Oger who had purchased Jim Riley's 1971 yellow Snortin' Nortin' Chevy Nova, his son Alex Oger and teammate Sam Hanson, Dana & Robyn Dague, Rick Dorn, Chase Dague, Mark "Hoss" Milson, and sold them all some "BAJA LOCO" books and went back into the Convention Center and purchased two more bottles of the commerative NORRA Special Edition Tequila with my newfound dinero.  This time a bottle for the team of Horsepower Ranch thanking them for their incredible hospitality and friendship and the other bottle would be traveling to San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico on the other side of the Sea of Cortez, on the mainland side as a wedding gift to Zack & Dulce to go along with their American Express gift card already purchased and in the wedding card envelope.

When  I arrived back at the Hacienda at Horsepower Ranch dinner was being served of carne asada, chicken, potatoes, beans and cake for desert - Deliciosa Comida!  When we all gathered back into the main bar I presented to Adrian and his staff, the bottle of Tequila and my book, "BAJA LOCO" where Adrian then announced that the bottle of Tequila would not be opened, but would be put in the famed, windowed shelf behind the bar alongside "BAJA LOCO!" I was truly honored and had to wipe a tear or two from my eye as Mickey Thompson's book was in that case as was such famous autographed helmets of Sal Fish and Rod Hall.  That evening after the bar closed, Adrian Hoyle, Rick Minga, Marty Fiolka and myself enjoyed tequila in the drawing room next to the fireplace where many a laugh was heard and story enjoyed that night.

The next morning while driving to  San Felipe I reflected on my perfect 2 day / night stay and the invite Adrian had offered for me to return for the SCORE BAJA 1000 and to bring my wife the next time when there will be a party of about 1000 race fans, drivers and crew members. I may have to visit Horsepower Ranch, Ensenada, MX a 2nd time after the Great Hospitality of Walter Adrian Hoyle. Anna aka An Ho, Todd Clements, Justin Hoyle, Rodrigo Cervantes & the entire staff at Horsepower Ranch.

I entered San Felipe around noon the next day, well ahead of the racers, checked into the Sand Dollar Hotel where Amigo John Trinkle greeted me with great news that I would be upgraded to a 2 bedroom condo on the Sea of Cortez since he was sold out because of the NORRA BAJA 1000 race.  Much to my great surprise there awaiting at the finish line was Amigo Steve Ware who is Jim Riley's father-in-law. I had not seen Steve for three years so we chatted as we awaited the racing vehicles to show with their cloud of dust.

Lo and behold, who  do  I  see with the finish line girls?  None other than Amigo Cesar Quirarte and he hands me a Tecate Light to turn the dirt in my throat into a light mud which slides down my throat and again I feel refreshed as only a cold cerveza can make a person feel.  Photos were taken with Race Flag Girls - Lisa, Radalie & Shelley, with photo bomber Cesar who also let me welcome the Rippin' Rooster '57 Chevy driver Jim Riley & his navigator with an ice cold Tecate Light;  When the Palapa Boy truck came across the line I shared in the team photo because the day prior Mr. Dana Dague had made me an honorary crew member and tossed me a t-shirt which I wore with pride all the day long.  Quite a party at the El Cortez Hotel inside the Barefoot Bar where I ran into Amigas Nicole Cougher and Dawnette Carpenter and Amigos Mel & Damen Jefferies who are Dad & Son Baja Fanatics that did not go ahead and put an entry into this year's NORRA 1000, but are revving up for the SCORE BAJA 1000 in mid November 2017.  We all partied until the bartenders and waitresses told us to get out, go home and get some ......... sleep!

Next morning came quicker than most of us would have chosen. That dawn, the rooster was perhaps my least favorite bird on the planet and probably the loudest. I hurried down to catch my Amigos vanish down the dusty wash that leads out of San Felipe and puts them in the direction of Bahia de Los Angeles. I then went and played some volleyball to cool off and rinse the faintest speck of pure, light dirt which had enveloped my body, sold some books and met some Amigos at The Parrots Cracker Beach Bar & Grill owned by Amigo Robbie Castaneda & his main squeeze Dawnette Carpenter - both BAJA Racers and Drivers, of course and co-founders of "Racing for Boobs".

Early next morning at 3:50 am I was on Highway 3 headed North for the border. An early speeding drive through Mexicali earned me a flashing red light atop a policia carro.  I kept going for about 3 blocks as I was near the border, but a damn red light screwed up my getaway and the Mexican cop pulled along side me with mustache twitching and face reddening in anger, shook his finger at me to pull aside the broken asphalted boulevard. After three minutes of quick negotiation, a $10.00 exited from my front shirt pocket to his rear jean pocket, a handshake and again I was off to the races.   Four blocks was all that separated me from my ten bucks as I would have blended into the twin lanes that lead to a different way of life of which no way would the officer want to get trapped into those long, delayed lanes. But, hey I was speeding,!  According to the uniformed Mexican  I was going 96 Kilometers and the proof was in his hand - a radar gun.  If I would have been traveling just 4 Kilometers more per hour I  could have easily made the calculation - Oh, I  was traveling at 60 mph during the quiet hours of the morning;

Back home, bathed and on the road again, not even time to celebrate Connie's birthday, we headed to Mexico this time at 4:10 am and by way of Nogales, through Hermosillo and Southwest towards the Sea of Cortez where San Carlos awaits with its white, cotton beaches and Tetakawi Mountain looming like a rocky fortress in the background.  We had six hours to kill hanging on the beach and swimming in the sea before the wedding vows would be exchanged between Zack the Alaskan Crab Fisherman and the love of his life - Dulce, who was born in Mexico, near the waters of Cortez.

The Holy Matrimony was Excellente!  It was fantastic to witness an entire marriage performed in Spanish, no English translations, Espanol Puro!  Zack's best man Art Bauer said it best, "It's hard to argue when You can't understand what the other person is saying," and thus it is for Zack speaks the tongue of English, very little Spanish and Dulce has the sweet Mexican Dialect of Spanish with minor knowledge of English - a marriage made in Heaven!

Connie and I were seated at Table 4 next to Amigo Troy Sauser & Amiga Norene Sauser of Hammerhead's Dockside Bar & Grill fame; Amigo Jeremy Black & his date Shule, Brandon from England and I  think maybe another person;  Please forgive me as Tequila was served with a delicious dinner of Tuna Sushi, Ribeye Steak and Shrimp with all the vino, palomas, rum & cokes, and Tequila shots that could be consumed on such a night of celebration.

I was able to meet Zack's brother Jake, his mother and stepdad and Yes, I did have some great conversation with Zack's father - Capitan Wild Bill Wichrowski and gave his stepmother Karen a hug.  Also, there to make it complete was the great fisherman of San Carlos and owner of the Margarita Fleet - Mr. Bryan Replogle  & his sweet wife Lisa who at one time owned a restaurant and bar before having  given birth to their cute little guy Fisher. Chuck Kaufman & his wife Linda were there dancing the night away and I have to tell You Chuck, who is just a fraction over 60 years has some moves that many twenty and thirty something kids would kill for.  He and I both made the highlight video reel taken on the illuminated, flashing light dance floor and then fireworks exploded into the lightly breezed night air with a May warmth on the  28th  day of  April.

Later the next day after rising at the same time the dough for lunch had risen and being served I took Connie to Kammi's Curios where she picked out  a cute red Mexican top that did not cover her shoulders - aye yi yi!  A new, cheap pair of sunglasses made the ensemble complete and Connie a Happy  Birthday Girl!

Peace, Love & Tequila!    www.ricoaustin.com

Photos by Tracy Valenta & Rico Austin



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                                Entering MEXICO through Tijuana, Baja, Mexico


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                     Horsepower Ranch, "this place fixes everything" - Marty Fiolka
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                              On the way to the Pool for a Relaxing Swim


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                      Dinner at Horsepower Ranch - what a Delectable, Delightful Treat!


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                      Rodrigo Cervantes mixing a cocktail for a thirsty driver.


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   Rico Austin & Adrian Hoyle enjoying time at Horsepower Ranch where no one is a stranger.


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            Anna, Adrian & Justin Hoyle make Horsepower Ranch a Family Gathering Place.


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                             Another kind of Horsepower is on the Ranch!


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                                Rico enjoying the day at Horsepower Ranch!


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                     Todd Clements,  Victor Cachia & Lorenzo Person

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                  Rico Austin's book signing on the veranda of Horsepower Ranch


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                                           Carrie Penhall & Jenn Hellstrom


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                                        Live Entertainment at Horsepower Ranch


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              BAJA LOCO & 50th Anniversary NORRA Tequila right below Sal Fish's helmet


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                Feeling at home with the DAM 500 of Parker Arizona hangin' from the rafters!


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             Marty Fiolka with Todd Clements in the background at Horsepower Ranch Bar!


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     Rich Minga, Jenn Hellstrom, Tracy Valenta & Doug Robertson all smiles at Horsepower


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                        Bruce Meyers' Manx - 50th Anniversary Edition


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            Bruce Meyers seated in blue shirt admiring his collection of Meyers Manx Buggies


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                         Todd Clements,  co-owner of Horsepower Ranch


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                         Let's have another round at the Horsepower Ranch Bar


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                          Adrian Hoyle,  Rodrigo Cervantes, Justin Hoyle & Rico Austin


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                                             An Author's view,  outside looking in!


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                                       Amigos of Horsepower Ranch will ride again!


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               Two BAJA Hall of  Famers - Tracy Valenta & Jerry Penhall in the flesh!


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                            Mr. Tracy Valenta making the rounds at Horsepower Ranch!


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                       A couple of Porsches will gather some attention in the courtyard!


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        Last Man Standing, honored to hang with Adrian Hoyle, Marty Fiolka & Rich Minga!


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                           This Sign reads "Our Sentiments"  - VIVA LA BAJA!!!


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                             Amigos Rico  Austin & Jim Riley in Ensenada 2017!


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                       Amigos Rico Austiin, Rick Dorn & Dana Dague - Palapa Boys Racing!


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              Rick Johnson's Racing Crew - pictured without Day of the Dead masks - 
                Rico Austin, Mark "Hoss" Milson, Justin Pulliman & Ashley Johnson!


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    Rico at Finish Line in San Felipe with Lisa, Radalie & Shelley,  Photobomber Cesar Quirarte!


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     Rippin' Rooster '57 Chevy crossing finish line in San Felipe;  Rico giving Tecate Lights!


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           NORRA Volunteers of San Felipe - YES, that is Amiga Nicole Cougher on the right!


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    Rico standing next to the car that was the Main Character in BAJA LOCO - Rippin' Rooster!


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        Looking South from my Condo Balcony at Sand Dollar Hotel along the Sea of Cortez!


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          Looking North to  San Felipe from my condo at Sand Dollar Hotel by John Trimble!


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                                     hangin' with San Felipe Amigos & a Blue Bug!


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                    Now that is a Bottle of Tequila - NORRA Special Edition - 50 Years of BAJA!


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         The other side of the Tequila Bottle - notice the Rippin' Rooster & Snortin' Nortin'!


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       Rico & Connie at Bahia Delfin Condo just before heading out to Zack & Dulce's wedding!


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                       Zack's Brother - Jake Larson guiding a Bridesmaid down to the Alter!


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                                   Bride DULCE & Groom ZACK along the Sea of Cortez!


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                 Dulce & her Papa walking down the  aisle to give his daughter's hand to Zack!


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          Flower Girl watches as Minister is having Dulce & Zack sign their Marriage Certificate;


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                                Zack's Mother & Dad signing the Marriage Certificate!


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                                         Later at the Reception, after Dinner - Rico & Alexis


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          Brandon, Troy & Norene Sauser, Alexis Kennedy & Rico Austin - photo by Connie!


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                                                Fishermen  Fun on the Dance Floor!


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               Two Sons and a Father - Zack Larson, Bill Wichrowski, Jake Larson!


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                                          the first Family Photo of Zack & Dulce Larson!

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                                         Wedding Vows are Complete, Time to Party!!!


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                                        Fireworks at the Reception - What a Celebration!!!


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     a Writer, an Alaskan Crab Fisherman, a Mexican Farmer,  a Mexican Dorado Fisherman!
                            Rico Austin, Captain Wild Bill Wichrowski, Marco, Bryan Replogle


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          Rico & Connie Austin after Zack & Dulce Larson's Ceremony of being United as One!


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                                More  Fireworks at Dulce & Zack's most excellent Wedding!


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                                               and, They Lived Happily Ever After!


  and, if You want to see some of Dulce & Zack's wedding highlights, here is a cool video!
                  https://vimeo.com/216001524?activityReferer=1

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Why MEN are Happier than woMEN

4/19/2017

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Amigas don't jump to an angry conclusion by this title, Please Read & Relax as the Men Folk remain Calm!
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE!  I've always claimed this, but now I have written this reliable, viable Proof for All to behold and say to themselves:  YES, this does make undeniable SENSE!

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays the same. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant which means nothing coming to life grows inside you - (This carries... a huge thumbs up for me). You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The outside world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks, guns and electricity.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack and color really doesn't matter. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck and sometimes back if you're into that.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet, one belt and one pair of shoes...one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier. SEE Amigas, that wasn't so bad of an Article, now was it? Peace, Love & Tequila 4 the Women Folk! ;-)  
Also, since it is nearly my wife's Birthday, I will post a photo of her and two of her favorite Alaskan Crab Fishermen and fellow San Carlos, Sonora  Neighbors.  If You guessed Captain Wild Bill Wichrowski and his son Zack Larson then YOU know my wife and her favorite Deadliest Catch on the Discovery Channel.  Also, threw in a photo of me being Happy as a Man!   Peace,  Love & Tequila!
Check out my new website, less than 1 month old!   www.ricoaustin.com

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Two Alaskan Crab Fishermen and a Minnesota Walleye Fisherwoman & they all love fishing for Dorado in Sea of Cortez near San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico! Fun times at HammerHead's Dockside Bar & Grille for Miss Karen's Birthday with Zack Larson, Connie Austin & the Wild Man Bill Wichrowski of Deadliest Catch fame!  
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Capitan Wild Bill Wichrowski of Deadliest Catch & my lovely wife Connie Austin at Hammerhead's Dockside Bar & Grille for Karen's Birthday (Wild Bill's wife) Fiesta in San Carlos, Sonora,  Mexico  

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Author Rico  Austin enjoying himself at a bonfire on the San Francisco  Beach of San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico!
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Halloween in VEGAS;  Arizona Cardinals on MNF;  Boise State Football;  Hammerhead's in San Carlos;  Agave Blue ELVIS!

11/24/2015

 
October 1st; TGIF Amigas & Amigos! Spread the Love!!! Let us remember those that were murdered on an Oregon College Campus today - a sick, hateful human committed the act, not the weapon!

How disgraceful & disrespectful of some of the Seattle Seahawks including Richard Sherman, can't take off their skull caps or put their hand across their hearts for The Star Spangled Banner!  If the NFL wants to hand down / out some fines, start with this. If You are not proud to be an American & show respect then You sure don't deserve those millions. Pathetic!

Funtastic Weekend in Fort Collins, Colorado as Colorado State University hosted my Boise State Broncos at Hughes Stadium; on Saturday, October 10th.  Colorado Alumni extraordinaire, Mr. Billy Burt gave me a private tour of Sonny Lubick Field at Hughes Stadium & invited my 3 U.S. Army Fort Carson Soldier Amigos & I to his Colorado game day tailgate party on Saturday - one class act!  Yes, one of the soldiers is my nephew Tommie Austin of whom I am very proud. He has followed in the footsteps of his Dad, my brother Samuel Austin who retired after 30 years service between the U.S. Navy and the U.S. Army. Had a great time as I also saw Amigo Les G. who is a dive maniac.  He and his wife Molly love to travel the world visiting exotic locales and then scuba diving to see the underworld of the seas.

Amigas & Amigos, I had a great time at HammerHead's Dockside Bar & Grille on Saturday afternoon for Mexico got Lucky book signing! Yes, on the 17th of October before heading out to the awesome ceremony and incredible reception party afterwards of Amigo Jim Kawaguchi and his fiancee turned wife, the lovely Miss Lourdes. This was the first time I’ve ever attended a Mexican wedding even though the Bride and Groom were United States Citizens. It was held in the most adorable, white, Catholic Church in town, officated in Spanish with an English translator.  Very thankful that Mr. James Kawaguchi thought enough of Connie and I to invite us as it was a very small wedding with a few friends and family.  The reception, with a full Mariachi Band, DJ (Disc Jockey) and another band that played old rock n’ roll was nothing short of spectacular, right on Esmeralda Beach, with air conditioned porta potties on a trailer with musica. It was one fancy fiesta of which I had never seen the likes of.  The Margaritas flowed, as soon as my glass was half empty, the waiters would show up with another and another.

The afternoon that led up to Jim and Lourdes wedding evening seemed like a full day in itself. Several from the community of San Carlos showed up to share a Margarita with Author Rico Austin or take a selfie with Troy Sauser & Norene Sullivan or party at the marina with Connie, Kim, Martha, Charliss 'Char' Smith or how about catching a college football game with Abby Cady, Gino & Chad Lynn! There are all kinds of things to do at Hammerhead's in beautiful downtown San Carlos Sonora Mexico! SEA U there - Salud!
And now another fine 5 STAR Review for MEXICO got LUCKY!
 
Review By Dellani Oakes on October 22, 2015
Format: Paperback
"Mexico Got Lucky, a new offering by Rico Austin, is a poignant tale of one man's frantic search for his beloved companion, Lucky. Stolen from the car at a Mexican beach, Lucky seems to be gone for good. His loving human refuses to give up on him, believing that Lucky and he will be reunited.
Once again, Austin pulls the reader into the tale, setting the stage with his comfortable prose. His easy going style leads us through this compelling tale. For pet lovers everywhere, this is a must read!"

Arizona Cardinals win on Monday Night Football, October 26th, wasn't easy as Amigo Collin T.c. Thorstenson & Author Rico Austin had to use a little JuJu VooDoo & change things up in the Galaxy! A quick change at Hogs N Horses & will the real Cowboy TC & real Author Rico please show your beers - Budlight & Coors are the real winners & so are the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders who are heading over, right after they shower! This is what happens when South Dakota meets Idaho - we become Arizona! GREAT WIN Tonight over the Baltimore Ravens & Joe Flacco who played us tough!

28th October is freezing in Scottsdale, AZ; It is only 53 degrees and our high today will only get to 63, if that happens we set a record for the low high! Old record back in 1911, the high was only 64; I thought I left Idaho winters behind! BRRR! special appearances by Deverl Shippy, Blu Kaboy, Rhonda Beck Collins, Jim Perez, Leah Noreen Girard, Brad Eells, Jake Morphey, Rich Collins, Earle Sullin, Rick Shippy, Douglas Peterson, Sue Petretto-Eaton, Glen Thomas, Jennifer Smith Morphey, The Boise State Blue Elvises & a bunch of other Funtastic Idahoans traveling to see & support their Boise State Broncos!

Another fun Halloween in VEGAS BaBy - #2 now that I've been here in this crazy town on this horror filled night! WiLd to put it mildly! Checked into the Wynn Las Vegas for a week, left the Tropicana Las Vegas after 2 great nights there! Eve before Halloween at The Twins Dueling Pianos Show & picture with Amiga Kim Pinegar! Lots of Boise State Broncos Fans out celbrating at Harrah's, most of left me all alone in this City of Sin!

Are YOU Ready for some Boise State Broncos Football? On Halloween weekend at Sam Boyd Stadium as they take on the UNLV Rebels football at 12:00 High Noon on Halloween Oct. 31st; Also Fireman Lou Dezarn & Uncle Author Rico Austin will be hosting a Tequila Extravaganza & Tailgate Fiesta at 8:30 am in the Parking lot! Peace & Love, it's VEGAS BaBy!

"Man, if there were as many Readers today as Sports Fans, I'd be a Millionaire!" rico austin 2015 "I'm down here in Vegas sitting in a Sports Book and right this minute, a Mets vs. Royals MLB World Series Baseball game, a Louisville vs. Wakeforest College Football game, a Miami vs. Cleveland NBA Basketball game, a Blackhawks vs. Wild NHL Hockey game and two buffed chicks fighting in a caged ring and I'm cheering on the chicks with hits!" rico austin 10-30-2015 Happy Night before Halloween Eve from Vegas BaBy! Sea U All at The Piano Bar Harrah's Casino tonight! And I'm pretty darn sure somewhere in this world, some neighbor kids are playing soccer (futbol) on a dirty lot with dreams of playing in the World Cup & oh Amigo Wild Bill Wichrowski & Alaska Bering Sea Crabbers are trying to fish! Love & Peace.

Uncle Author Rico Austin aka Blue Agave Elvis on ESPN announced he’d be hitting the night life of VEGAS Baby with the The Twins Dueling Pianos Show starring Kim Pinegar & Tamara Pinegar & special guest Conrad Hawthorne - what outstanding talent in the same room! Gracias Amigo LV Fireman Lou Dezarn for Your Hospitality & Grilling up those Hamburger & Hotdogs at the coolest tailgate party at Sam Boyd Stadium! 100 Bronco Fans & UNO Rebel Fanatic at Boise State Broncos vs. UNLV Rebels at the South Parking Lot next to the Media Lot so we’d be ready for the interviews and cameras. The Blue Agave Elvis with his blue fiddle made it on the big screen (3) times that day, compliments of the ESPN crew.Sam Boyd Halloween Costume Fiesta Extravaganza.

A World Update: Sweden, the utopia of socialism, now with 23Xs the rapes it used to have.  Thanks to the lovely muslims and their religion of peace....facts don't lie....libs do. 

Mommas don’t let Your Babies grow up to be Extreme Liberalists and follow in the steps of Hillary Clinton.  Just say NO to Drugs & Hillary!

Pictures at end, below Advertisements & Acknowledgements!

"Lovin' Life & Livin' Large!" - rico austin

Saludos y Vayan con Dios,

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Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA
 
 

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 Blue Agave ELVIS playing his blue fiddle at Sam Boyd Stadium before BSU vs. UNLV game!


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    Author Rico Austin & Kim Pinegar of Twins Dueling Pianos at Harrah's Las Vegas, NV!


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    Rico Austin, Conrad Hawthorne, Tamara Pinegar & Kim Pinegar at Harrah's in VEGAS!


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    Fireman Lou Dezarn & Author Uncle Rico Austin's Tailgate Party at Sam Boyd Stadium!


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      Tommie Austin,  Buster Bronco & Author Rico Austin at Fort Collins
                    during Colorado State Rams vs. Boise State Broncos!

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      left to right - Brad Eells, Jim Perez as Magician, Rico Austin as Blue Agave Elvis, 
   Rich Collins in blue looking on, Cousin Geena Henry in blue top at UNLV vs. Boise State!

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   Fireman Lou Dezarn the lone REBEL without a Cause & Boise State Fans & Tailgaters!


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     Amigo & Army Hero Josh,  Nephew & Army Hero Tommie Austin & Uncle Rico Austin
             at Fort Collins football game - Colorado State Rams vs. Boise State Broncos!

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     Day before Game Day as Boise State equipment truck arrives at Hughes Stadium
  for Football on Sonny Lubick Field between Colorado State Rams & Boise State Broncos!


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  Former BSU player, Uncle Rico Austin on 50 yard line of Sonny Lubick Field in Ft. Collins!


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   Boise State Gang at Sam Boyd Stadium with Rebel Fireman Lou Dezarn & Rico Austin!

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                            What Happens in VEGAS, goes straight to Facebook!   
                         Rick Shippy & Rico Austin on the outside of the police car!


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    Another Fun, Successful Book Signing - Hammerhead's Bar & Grille, San Carlos, Mexico!
                 MEXICO got LUCKY available on eKindle & Paperback
                               at Amazon.com & BarnesAndNoble.com

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   DISREPECTFUL - Seahawks Richard Sherman & Marshawn Lynch in Seattle
                  not taking off hats & du rags during Star Spangled Banner!   :-(

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If You missed some of the other Rico Austin book signings, then here is one that You won't want to miss!   At beautiful El Dorado Ranch's Pavilion Restaurante in San Felipe, Baja Sur!

MEXICO got LUCKY debut book signing;  Lil' Sammy aka Lance Tate B-Day Bash;  Mark Mulligan & Sunny Jim White in San Diego & Phoenix; Saints vs. Cardinals sideline pass;  Navajo Code Talkers;  Invite to Las Vegas for Halloween & BSU vs. UNLV football

9/30/2015

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September 2015 Blog;

Hola Ninas & Ninos de My Bad Tequila!

YES, Autumn is in the air, even here in warm, sunny Scottsdale. In the mornings and evenings a person can feel the coolness, freshness of the fall oxygen filling the lungs with hope of a mild winter.

September was yet another busy month beginning with Labor Day celebrated in Mexico with Amigo T.C. Thorstenson, the world’s foremost famous Buffalo trainer and rider and his Amiga Hollie Butler, the gorgeous cowgirl who is an incredible horsewoman and races around the rodeo  grounds at Hogs n Horses in Cave Creek, Arizona with the  U.S. American Flag flapping in  the wind caused by Hollie’s quick pony which comes to an abrupt halt for the singing of the National Anthem by Elvis Presley’s legitimate, illegitimate son – Mr. John Smith Presley.

Hammerhead’s Dockside Bar & Grill was the place to be in San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico as Amigo Troy & Amiga Noreen along with the fine staff, friends and customers were celebrating the 1 year anniversary of Hammerhead’s.  And remember last September over Labor Day that Don, Tina, Connie & Yours Truly, Rico were Hammerhead’s very first paying customers. How fitting to have the MEXICO got LUCKY debut book signing at this fun restaurant / bar on the marina.  Musicians Lorena Robles, Leslie & Bobby Sahlen & Ronald Vogelsang Daisley all showed up to get their copies of the epic, true story of Jim Kawaguchi and his wonder dog, Lucky.  Too Jana & Jim LaVanway, Marcia & Mike Quinlan, Ex Rodeo Star – Tommy Pinnell, SBPA volunteer Caroline Durand, Colleen & Joe Locke, Gerri Ortiz & Tony Matz, John Patze, Ramon Cervantes, Bryan Replogle, Kim & Abby Cady, Hollie Butler & T.C. Thorstenson showed up for the festivities along with about another 200 Amigas & Amigos of the laidback lifestyle of San Carlos.

Remember your best friend in Junior High & High School?  Many of us have moved away from our hometowns to begin new lives, careers while some of stayed near where they grew up, familiar with all their surroundings because of employment, marriage or having a family farm to take care of.  Well my best friend in Jr. & High School, Mr. Craig Clapier went to the University of Idaho in Moscow with a degree in agriculture and then returned home in Southwest Idaho to the family farm to help feed America.  While attending the University of Idaho he roommates with a guy that is a studying for his Master's Degree and is a coach for the Vandals who later becomes the offensive line coach for the New Orleans Saints, Coach Bret Ingalls and my Amigo Craig gets invited to a couple Saints games a year. Well Craig decides to go to the Arizona Cardinal hosting game in Glendale, AZ and Craig & I have kept in touch over the many years, we know and care about each other's family and I try and see Craig most every visit to Idaho when I visit my mother along the Snake River in the Sunny Slope and Owyhee County area.  Craig gives me a call and asks, "Do you want to go the Arizona Cardinal vs. New Orleans Saints game with me, oh, and we'll have sideline passes as guests of the Saints."   Oh Yeah, never have I been on the sidelines of a professional football game.  Yes, College games many times as I was a former Boise State football player before the "Blue Smurf Turf." What a great time, Coach Ingalls & Quarterback Drew Brees both received an autographed copy of "My Bad Tequila" for their reading enjoyment while traveling on away games in the team jet.  Thank You Craig Clapier & Coach Bret Ingalls for one heck of an experience.  I couldn't lose either way of whichever team won as I am now a huge Saints fan right after my beloved Arizona Cardinals; but, now I find myself rooting for and watching the New Orleans Saints in most of their games.   "Who dat?" has become a chant of team support. It is most widely used by fans of the New Orleans Saints, an American football team. The entire chant is: "Who dat? Who dat? Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?"

The evening before the game I stayed downtown Phoenix at the Hilton so as to be able to have dinner and drinks with Craig & Coach Ingalls at Tilted Kilt and as I was leaving the hotel to meet up with these gents, I ran into a couple of HEROES - the Navajo Code Talkers who helped us defeat the enemies of Germany & Japan during World War II were checking into the Hilton as they were being honored that September 12th evening at Sun Devil Stadium during the Arizona State vs. Cal Poly college football game.  It was an honor to be able to take a couple of photos with one of the Code Talkers as his daughter who was accompanying him took our photo.  If You've never seen the movie Windtalkers produced in 2002 about this historic, true event, then You need to rent the movie and enjoy!  These Code Talkers came from the Arizona Navajo Reservation to serve the United States Marines, Army & Navy!

Next up was Lil’ Sammy’s Birthday Bash which was anything but Lil’!  It was a Blowout of Epic Proportions due to Amiga Lynn Nicholson knowing how to get three great bands in one venue and promoting it brilliantly.

Top Rock Entertainment is once again pleased to present, LIL SAMMY's aka Lance Tate 4th ANNUAL BIRTHDAY BASH....BAGOW!!!!!

Join Lance Tate with friends, family, schoolmates, co workers, and Lil Sammy followers as we celebrate his birthday in style!!! Another outstanding year and reason to ROCK the HOUSE with LIVE ROCK N ROLL!!!.

A night for sure not to be miss with live performances by;
Störmbringer Deep Purple Tribute
Hurrikane (Scorpions Tribute)
LADY ZEP all Female Tribute

Also, we have a SPECIAL Event Signings!!
MEET & GREET with our own CHS Alumni;

Author Sonia Farnsworth-"Losing the Plot in LA”
Author Rico Austin – “My Bad Tequila”  best seller
Shopping in Style with:  Lisa Martin – Rockin’ Rags;
Lynne Merriam – Hearts & Daggers
Cherry Garcia – Rock Art Watercolors

It was truly a Rock ‘n’ Roll Extravaganza!  Can’t wait for 2016 as we will be celebrating the 5th Annual Lil’Sammy’s Birthday Bash.  Soon he’ll be surpassing Red Rocker Sammy Hagar for attendance and fun.  The real plus is you don’t have to go to Cabo San Lucas to see Lil’ Sammy, just to Long Beach, CA and he’ll make it worth the trip to So Cal!

After a full rockin weekend, I headed further south to San Diego to see Amigo “Mexico Mark” Mulligan & James “Sunny Jim” White at a home concert at Amigo Kevin & Tish’s pool party.  Great Trop Rock Music and then I saw them a few days later in the Phoenix area for their last show together of this tour at Fiddler’s Dream.

Last on the list is an invite to all my loyal readers, Amigas & Amigos & Familia to join me in Las Vegas for Halloween as we tailgate at Sam Boyd Stadium while UNLV Rebels play my Boise State Broncos.   This party is co-hosted by Amigo & Fireman Lou DeZarn of Las Vegas, NV & Author & Tequila Connoisseur Rico Austin of Scottsdale, AZ; 

If interested, here is the link & please do not be afraid this Halloween to dress up – there will be prizes of Tequila Shots!  https://www.facebook.com/events/962756040447153/
Pictures at end and below Advertisements & Acknowledgements!

"Lovin' Life & Livin' Large!" - rico austin

Saludos y Vayan con Dios,

Please Like my Facebook page, https://www.facebook.com/pages/Official-My-Bad-Tequila-Fan-Page/108959375814100?fref=ts

Here’s the link to my latest & greatest epic, true Dog story.  If You have a pet or love animals, You’ll be sure to have this as your favorite. 
http://www.amazon.com/Mexico-Got-Lucky-Rico-Austin/dp/1939828376/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1444857063&sr=8-2&keywords=rico+austin

Last, but not least, please “LIKE” my new page on Facebook, "ELVIS - (In The Shadow Of)"

https://www.facebook.com/#!/InTheShadowOfElvisPerilsOfAGhostwriter?fref=ts

Now that You’ve had the opportunity to “LIKE,” it is now time to “Buy.”

http://www.amazon.com/MY-BAD-TEQUILA-Rico-Austin-ebook/dp/B004OC03TS/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1427090195&sr=8-2&keywords=rico+austin  

http://www.amazon.com/In-Shadows-Elvis-Perils-Ghostwriter/dp/1936745097/ref=sr_1_cc_2?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1367280599&sr=1-2-catcorr&keywords=in+the+shadow+of+elvis

Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA

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      Rico & the Beauties - Lisa Martin, Sonia Farnsworth, The Beast, Lynn Nicholson,
      Paula Campbell & another Beauty at Lil' Sammy's Birthday Bash!  BAGOW


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     The gorgeous Ms. Lynn Nicholson aka Presidente of Top Rock Entertainment
         really rocked  this Rattlesnake Skin Dress!  Can You say SEXY!

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   Man of the Hour - Lil' Sammy aka Lance Tate aka Sir Lancelot showing off his guns with
     beauties Lynn Nicholson & Sonia Farnsworth & Amigo Rico Austin in Long Beach, CA

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    Fellow Authors Sonia Farnsworth & Rico  Austin at Lil' Sammy's 4th Annual  B Day Bash!

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          YEAH, what a NIGHT!   Rock n' Roll until the wee hours of the morning! 
                      Lil' Sammy aka Lance Tate turns a year older & wiser;

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   Lil' Lover Lance Tate setting up a date with Lady ZEP on stage while Rico parties on!

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      After hours Bromance with Lancer the Romancer in Long Beach at B-Day Bash!

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              Fellow Author & Amiga Sonia Farnsworth's "Losing the Plot in LA"
           with Milagrao Tequila,  a gift from Author Uncle Rico to Lil' Sammy!

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     Author Rico Austin getting party favors ready 4 Lil' Sammy's B-Day Bash!
Sir Lancelot will love the Hussein Obama birthday wishes & Milagro Tequila, with a special  bottle of Don Julio for the Queen of Top Rock Entertainment - Miss Lynn Nicholson!

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         Idaho Amigo Craig Clapier & Author Rico Austin on sidelines of Saints vs. Cardinals
                                   University of Phoenix Stadium, Glendale AZ

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   Saints Offensive Line Coach Bret Ingalls walking toward sidelines while Rico takes selfie

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   Author Rico Austin,  Scott Rose - nephew of Craig Clapier & Craig in Cardinals Stadium

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        Craig Clapier,  Coach Bret Ingalls & Author Rico Austin at Saints game in Arizona!

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         Author Rico Austin in Saints attire surrounded by Cardinal Gang in Arizona!

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     Old High School & Junior High Amigos Rico & Craig with Dirty Bird at Stadium!

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          Defensive Coordinator Rob Ryan before the Saints vs. Cardinals game 
              in University of Phoenix Stadium on Sunday, September 13th, 2015!

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 Mexico - TC Thorstenson - cowboy hat, Abby Cady holding his dog Dallas, Connie Austin,
Gerri Ortiz, Kim Cady,  Hollie Butler under Connie's beer & Rico Austin taking group selfie!

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     This is what happens when You go to bed early - TC with Clown at Bahia Delfin!




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    Amigo TC & Amiga Hollie at the Lookout Point in San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico with Tetakawi Mountain & Sea of Cortez in background - Home of My Bad Tequila - epic novel!

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                                 Rico  & Amiga Hollie in San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico

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                                      Rico & Amiga Pam at Bahia Delfin, San Carlos, Mexico!

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  Rico Austin, Mike Quinlan & Abby Cady at Hammerhead's on the Marina in San Carlos, MX

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       Amigas Marcia Quinlan & Connie Austin  at Rico's book signing at Hammerhead's!

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              Amigo Tommy Pinnell, Author Rico Austin & Amiga Jana LaVanway 
   at Hammerhead's Dockside Bar & Grille's 1 year anniversary & book signing in San Carlos!

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           Amigos Jim LaVanway, Abby Cady & Jana LaVanway at Hammerhead's
       1 year anniversary party & Rico's debut book signing of MEXICO got LUCKY!

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     Chef & Bartender Angel Saiza Lopez, Author Rico Austin & Wildcat Abby Cady
     together again at Fiesta Restaurant along the Sea of Cortez in Delfin Bay!

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                  Author Rico Austin & Chef Angel Saiza Lopez in San Carlos, Mexico!

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                Amigo Jim LaVanway & Rico Austin at Bahia Delfin pool in San Carlos!

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MEXICO got LUCKY debut signing, see sign above "It's 5 o'clock somewhere"  with 
 Author Rico Austin, singer/songwriter Ronald Vogelsang & Cowboy Tommy Pinnell
       at Hammerhead's Dockside Bar & Grille, San Carlos, Mexico!


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       Amigo TC Thorstenson, Amigas Hollie Butler, Connie & Rico Austin at Soggy Peso
                             on the Sea of Cortez in beautiful San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico!

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                Amigo Jim LaVanway at Hammerhead's 1 year anniversary in San Carlos!

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    Amigas Kim Cady & Connie Austin at Rico's book signing debut of MEXICO got LUCKY

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          Tres Amigas - Gerri Ortiz, Connie Austin & Jana LaVanway at Bahia Delfin, SC!

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           Author Rico Austin with HERO Navajo Code Talker at Hilton in Phoenix, AZ!

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Author Rico Austin & HERO Navajo Code Talker getting ready to go to ASU Football Game
     where the few surviving World War II Heroes will be honored on Sept. 12th, 2015!

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   Rico Austin on goal line at University of Phoenix Stadium for Cardinal vs. Saints game!

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Sunny James White, Rico Austin & Mark Mulligan at San Diego private music & pool party!

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   Amigos Mark Mulligan & Sunny Jim White on tour playing private San Diego  party!

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       Mark Mulligan, Sunny Jim White & ? at Desi's Bar & Grill in San Diego, CA

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     "Sunny Jim" James White & Mexico Mark Mulligan at Fiddler's Dream in Phoenix, AZ!

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Amiga Mary Lane buys (2) copies of MEXICO got LUCKY! for herself & (1) for Sis Susan Lane!

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  If in VEGAS Baby, YOU are invited - 10:00 am Tailgate Party Halloween Morning 10/31/15

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    The latest book with an incredible true story of which everyone is talking about!
 Get Your copy at Amazon.com & BarnesAndNoble.com, available in  eKindle & Paperback

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  The epic, award winning, best selling novel that started it all - MY BAD TEQUILA!
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Bugged, Spying Drones;  David Austin B-Day;  Molly Shattuck - Child Rapist;  Jared Fogle - Child Molester;  Ben Afleck - Gone Girl;  Parrot  Grande;  Dedication to Mom & Dad!

8/31/2015

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August 2015 Blog

Hola Amigas & Amigos,

My Mother & Dad RIP would have been married 56 years ago today 8/1/59; Dad died much too young, at age 43! He always worked hard, had to quit school in the 8th grade to work in the orchards, helping support his family. My mother too, had to end her schooling at the end of the 8th grade to help raise her younger brothers and sisters while her Mother and Dad worked in the fields and away from home. They both wanted better lives for all five of us boys and provided for us in the best ways they could and wanted us all to at least be able to graduate from High School. At end of Blog are a couple of photos, (1) Tommie and Nina Austin on their wedding  day;  (2) my Parents with me in 1961 and it looks as if Dad is wearing the same shirt that he was married in (his best one at the time); now, much more faded. Kids these days wouldn't be caught in the same shirt 2 years later! Mom is pregnant with little Brother David Austin!

To Quote Archie Bunker - "Those were the Days!" Love You Both & Everyone Else out there in this Big World that Rotates! A lesson taught me by my parents, to love all, which included praying for your enemies, hoping that they no longer hate and berate!

Now, for some not so pleasant news; but, it has to be written, recorded and read. Subway’s Jared Fogle will plead guilty to having sex with minors.

These are some of the things Jared Fogle might say 2 the kiddies while babysitting & filming, "Oh, look how sexy I am holding my 6 inch salami sandwich with jalapenos covered all over it!"

I'm somewhat confused here; Why does Ex-Ravens cheerleader Molly Shattuck get to spend sentencing of every other weekend in a Delaware work-release detention center for nearly two years, for having raped a 15-year-old boy in Bethany Beach last summer get a much easier sentence than a man who has consensual sex with a 16 or 17 year old girl and gets 5 years in the slammer? In most cases a girl is more mentally and physically older than her male counterpart. Both cases are inexcusable; but, why the light sentence?  This former cheerleader, Molly Shattuck has to only be incarcerated 2 days out of every 14 days over a total of 1/7 of a year for nearly 2 years. Very disturbing, total BS. The correct sentence would have been to put Molly and Ravens Linebacker Ray Lewis and Subway’s Jared Fogle in the same cell for 6 years to share a 12” each and every day!

Ben Affleck's late-night meet-up with his ex-nanny, Christine Ouzounian.
Both Ben and Christine smile big in this photo taken (end of blog) at a rental house, where Ben was staying at the time. The 42-year-old actor is seen coming out of the house to greet 28-year-old Christine, who was driving his car. According to an eyewitness, she was also seen driving Ben's Lexus earlier in the day to run errands, and spent about two hours at the house before leaving.

Looks as if Amigo Ben Afleck is playing his character in Gone Girl without the big screen; however he is still being filmed! Movies can B Real! TMZ will be all over this!

Finally, I have my own Jet to fly me to Cabo San Lucas for the Caboholics Support Group Annual Fiesta in February! I have traded my ASS for a JET & I'll be bringing lots of MEXICO got LUCKY books for everyone as the CABOHOLICS are in the book with OUR Pictures! This is not an Advertisement, it is an important Announcement and a way to show off my new Wings! Vayan Con Dios!

Amigas & Amigos, great SUNDAY, that's MY FUNDAY with AZ Amigos Doug Bondon, Mark Huebner & golf of the day winner Mr. Michael J. Passante! Thank YOU Amiga Carol for a Great Day at Mirabel Country Club in North Scottsdale! We're all Blessed to be living the Arizona Dream! We are loving 12 of 12 great months of fabulous weather!

Happy Birthday to my Amigo & Kid Brother - David Austin!  I love YOU Man!

In my fenced backyard, out in the desert countryside at MY BAD TEQUILA pool, I like to go topless. Tonight I was cleaning my pool while TOPLESS & a Drone comes buzzing around my pool while some sicko gets off at watching me clean / scrub the tile of my pool. Anyway, the drone gets too close, lands in my hair, I hear a loud bzz right before I feel it land, immediately, I shriek & drop down into the pool, expecting the drone disguised as a black looking, bumble bee sort of insect that is dark green to be gone, out of my hair, I reach up and it is still there, so underwater again I go, this time taking my gloved hand (yes, luckily I was wearing gloves while scrubbing the pool with hard pumice as it is rough on the hands, for the past two evenings, I've done it without gloves and my poor little fingers were skinned up and anyway, back to the story) and I dig that little monster drone out and hold him under the water while it tries to shock or bite me with its little drone claws and teeth. Finally, the drone is no more & I look into its eyes to the creep that has been spying on me and immediately another comes into the backyard, this time the wife sees it and it attacks her, she gets safely in the house and the drone leaves. I hope the Drone Owner is reading this as I promise that I will take the second drone and the third drone and any others after that, DOWN! This story might go into My Bad Tequila II, the next bottle! Be Careful out there, lots of weirdos!

While making my rounds and a quick stop in  Seal Beach, got to  meet up with Amiga Krista Talley & her hubby, Amigo Matt for a couple of drinks at Patty's Place.  Always great to see this young newlywed couple.

Parrot Grande 2015 was a Trop Rock Success with performing artists Mark Mulligan, Sam Rainwater, Bob Karwin, Desert Island Band and Jimmy & the Parrots!  Special appearance by the Dancing Flamingos, I was able to get a photo with 2 of the 3 ladies dressed in pink as the 3rd was in her room taking a much needed and deserved nap from the extravaganza of an incredible fiesta, Jimmy Buffett style. Lots of great music, beach balls bouncing at the pool, silent auction made this a Great Event! There was even a game called "BRAS" - it's a little known game where you toss balls and try to get them in  the cup.  I liked this game brought to us by Karen and Adam Lyons (part of Milton Bradley).  It was a phabulous weekend, so much phun with phriends at Parrot Grande! Thanks to All for their hard work and dedication with a Special Thank YOU to our Presidente - Kathy Pfister

As soon as the fun ended on Sunday morning at the  Hilton Tapitio Cliffs resort at Parrot Grande, I went by and picked up my main squeeze Connie and we headed out to T.C. Thortensen's Buffalo Ranch to help celebrate #59.  I asked T.C. how it looked on the other side as I poured us both a shot of Azunia Tequila.  Was able to see lots of great friends from Cave Creek, Scottsdale, Carefree, New River & Phoenix while there.  Amigo Chris Anton even gave me his straw cowboy hat as a gift and it wasn't even my day of birth.  To see how cowboys & cowgirls behave at a pool party, you'll find out by some photos at the end of the blog.   To quote John Wayne: "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

Missing Cabo, but did I mention, I love being TSA Preapproved, makes YOU feel like Popeye the Sailor Man!! Yesterday, Friday, August 21st at DoubleTree Ontario Airport, wake up call at 4:00 am; showered & down to the lobby at 4:28 am for 4:30 am shuttle to airport; 4:33 am Doubletree Shuttle heads to Ontario Airport, off the bus and through security at 4:47 am; buy a USA Today, Diet Coke & a bag of M&M Peanuts at 4:55 am; first one in line waiting for Scholtsky's to open for breakfast at 4:58 am, order breakfast & first one served at 5:01 am; Board Southwest flight 28 at 5:30 am, take off at 6:00 am, touch down at Skyharbor International in Phoenix at 6:57 am, take the SkyTrain to East Parking Lot, exit parking lot in my Xterra at 7:31 am; drop off laundry at 7:56 am in Scottsdale; walk into OSR for knee therapy right on time at 8:00 am! When I arrive home at 11:00 am after grocery shopping, to find 500 books (11) boxes of MEXICO got LUCKY, my latest, finished story on my front door step; After unpacking & then taking boxes of books to the garage, I take a nice relaxing swim at 12:08 pm and that's when all the FUN Started! HOT, Neighbor Arizona State University Co-Eds, 3 of them knock on my door at 12:08 pm to welcome me home from a grueling work week, 12:09 pm after hugs & welcome kisses, I'm blending margaritas, while the Co-Eds slip into something a bit more comfortable; 12:11 pm, we're splashing around in the My Bad Tequila pool for many hours; 4:58 pm, time for the fun to end, say Adios to HOT Co-Eds & clean up mess; 5:06 pm wife pulls into garage where she is greeted with a Keystone Light & a smile; 5:06 & 30 seconds pm wife tells me I am the Greatest Husband in the World & I ask her, "How was Your Day?" & she responds, "Long & Hard" and I reply, "So was mine & I did I mention, I love being TSA Preapproved, makes YOU feel like Popeye the Sailor Man and I miss Cabo! At 5:11 pm after going into full detail about my day, my wife turns to me and says, "Rico, You live in a Fantasy World, You have really got to quit making up these stories." I reply, "Hon, You're right as I wink at the secret recording camera while eating my bowl of Spinach! ;-) another fine story by Author Rico Austin with a Happy Ending!

Coming September 19th;
Top Rock Entertainment is once again pleased to present, LIL SAMMY's aka Lance Tate 4th ANNUAL BIRTHDAY BASH....BAGOW!!!!!

Join Lance Tate with friends, family, schoolmates, co workers, and Lil Sammy followers as we celebrate his birthday in style!!! Another outstanding year and reason to ROCK the HOUSE with LIVE ROCK N ROLL!!!.

A night for sure not to be miss with live performances by; Störmbringer Deep Purple Tribute; Hurrikane (Scorpions Tribute); LADY ZEP all Female Tribute

Also, we have a SPECIAL Event Signings!!

 MEET & GREET with our own: Authors Sonia Farnsworth -"Losing the Plot in LA" & Author Rico Austin -"My Bad Tequila"

Shopping in Style with: Lisa Martin with Rockin Rags;  Lynne Merriam with Hearts & Daggers; & Cherry Garcia with Rock Art Watercolors;

ALL ARE INVITED!! So please POST & PASS. Doors open at 630p/Live Music at 7p/Tickets $10 Discount Room Rates by calling 562 596 1631. They sell out every year so CALL NOW!!  https://www.facebook.com/events/1019041334786896/

Coming in October: Join Author Rico Austin in a Tequila Tasting & Tail Gate Fiesta as his Boise State Broncos take on Lou Dezarn & his adopted UNLV Rebels  Football on Halloween, Oct. 31st, 2015 at Sam Boyd Stadium in Las Vegas,  Nevada, Baby! Since Amigo Lou is actually an Ohio State Buckeyes Fanatic, he may change into a winning Bronco Jersey B4 Game Time TBD! Best Costume & Worst Costume, both gets to do a shot of Azunia Tequila & take a Selfie with Fireman Lou & Author Rico!  https://www.facebook.com/events/962756040447153/

Have a Great Day Amigas & Amigos! from hopefully, one of your favorite storytellers and authors!
Viva MEXICO!  & Photos at the end of the Blog!  ;-)

Well, YOU can now purchase MEXICO got LUCKY in eKindle version or paperback on Amazon.com   It is a great book and I know that YOU will enjoy!

http://www.amazon.com/Mexico-Got-Lucky-Rico-Austin-ebook/dp/B0141GP3W8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1440342812&sr=8-1&keywords=mexico+got+lucky

Pictures at end and below Advertisements & Acknowledgements!

"Lovin' Life & Livin' Large!" - rico austin

Saludos y Vayan con Dios,

Please Like my Facebook page, https://www.facebook.com/pages/Official-My-Bad-Tequila-Fan-Page/108959375814100?fref=ts

Last, but not least, please “LIKE” my new page on Facebook, "ELVIS - (In The Shadow Of)"

https://www.facebook.com/#!/InTheShadowOfElvisPerilsOfAGhostwriter?fref=ts

Now that You’ve had the opportunity to “LIKE,” it is now time to “Buy.”

http://www.amazon.com/MY-BAD-TEQUILA-Rico-Austin-ebook/dp/B004OC03TS/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1427090195&sr=8-2&keywords=rico+austin  

http://www.amazon.com/In-Shadows-Elvis-Perils-Ghostwriter/dp/1936745097/ref=sr_1_cc_2?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1367280599&sr=1-2-catcorr&keywords=in+the+shadow+of+elvis


Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA




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                        Tommie & Nina Austin on Wedding Day - August 1st, 1959


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                            Baby Rico Austin with Mom & Dad in Eugene, OR
                                             Mom is pregnant with Lil Bro David!

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                              This could be Little Rico on vacation; but, it isn't!

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                  Author Rico Austin with Brothers David & Michael in Early Episode of Bonanza!


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                 Happy Birthday to David Austin, a Duck Fan & a Dallas Cowboy Fan!


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                 WoW, Ben Afleck looks very happy 2 Sea his Nanny and her Fanny!

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         I've always thought that Subway's pitchman Jared Fogle has looked creepy!


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  Now why does a grown, hot lookin' Ravens' Cheerleader need to molest a 15 year old?
               Not too Fuc-ing Smart - She has Blonde written all over her part time cell!


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            Another from the Ravens' organization - Murderer Ray Lewis?
  It has been 15 years since two friends were murdered in Atlanta after the Super Bowl,
      and their families still question the involvement of the Ravens linebacker.


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                   Author Rico Austin in My Bad Tequila pool with captured, spying Drone!


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                       Close up of Drone that looks like a Flying Bug!

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                Rico Austin, TC Thorstenson & Bruce Cardinal at TC's B-Day Bash!
    Lots of favorite drinks - Corona Beer, Azunia Tequila & Jimador Tequila to name a few!


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                  A Cowboy Birthday Pool Party - at TC's Buffalo Ranch in Cave Creek, AZ

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                            Now this is what an Arizona Cowboy B-Day Party looks like!
            Author Rico Austin  - 3rd from left, back row with Cowboy Hat & Sunglasses; 
            Buffalo Trainer TC Thorstenson - Center, back row with blue shirt & Cowboy Hat

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          Close up of Birthday Boy, Buffalo Trainer TC Thorstenson at Cave Creek, AZ!

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                        Amigo Chris with Coors Light at TC's B-Day Bash!

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                          Entrance at TC's Buffalo Ranch in Cave Creek, AZ! 
          A Buffalo on each side;  Notice the Boise State Bronco sticker on XTerra!

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                        Rico at TC Buffalo Ranch - gate entrance, 1 Buffalo each side!

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       Rico with TC's stuffed Buffalo - Harvey Wallbanger & Wolf


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    The Boys enjoying a Summer's Sunday morning round of Golf at Mirabel Country Club
                     Michael Passante, Mark Huebner, Doug Bondon & Golf Club, Rico Austin
                                     Compliments of Carol Huebner - Gracias Amiga!


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                        Rico at Mirabel Country Club in North Scottsdale, AZ!
                                 It's a Dry Heat - only  111 Degrees Fahrenheit


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      KIckin' it with Amiga Krista & Amigo Matt Talley in Seal Beach at Patty's Place!


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                       Rico with Neighboring Coeds in My Bad Tequila Pool
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                   Rico feeling like his Amigo Popeye after eating Spinach at the Wynn!

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                          Transportation to Cabo San Lucas prior to new BSU Jet!


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                            New Boise State Bronco Jet, courtesy of Alaska Airlines


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         Parrot Grande 2015 - Jim LaVanway, Jana LaVanway, Rico Austin & Mark Mulligan!

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                                     Parrot Grande 2014 - Tapatio Cliffs, Phoenix, AZ


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                       Parrot Grande 2015 - Pool at Tapatio Cliffs, Phoenix, A


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               Parrot Head Presidente, Ms. Kathy Pfister with the Desert Island Band!


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                    Las Vegas Tiki Tom & Scottsdale Author Rico at Parrot Grande 2015!  
                                                       Rocky Xiii,  Pummel in the Desert!

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             "Two out of Three ain't Bad" - photo op with 2 of the 3 Dancing Flamingos,
                                                      Phoenix Chapter


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                            Too much Warm Rum, Hot Sun & Pool Fun! 
                     This is not the 3rd Dancing Flamingo - we'll call her Becky!

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    My Great Amiga Barbara Ristau Nees & her Partner in Crime, Becky Giebelhaus Larson!
                         Yes, they both have 3 names - that's what some Parrottheads do;

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                             The Three Dancing Flamingos in all their Pink Glory!

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     BRAS - it's a little known game where You toss balls and try to get them in the Cup!
       I liked this game, brought to You by Karen & Adam Lyons (part of Milton Bradley)

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      Here is a picture of the founders of "BRAS" - Karen & Adam Lyons with Courtney!




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                                      This is how You play "Bras"!
                         Co-Founder Karen Lyons taking on another contestant.

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                Great Music - I think that is Sam Rainwater in white with Jimmy & Parrots!


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                  Amigo Bob Karwin giving a private concert at Parrot Grande 2015! 

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    Rico Austin with Jim LaVanway aka Alec Baldwin pointing at Musician Mark Mulligan!
                                      3 Amigos from San Carlos rendezvous once more!


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                        One single Pink Flamingo Pfeather was all that was left!

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MEXICO got LUCKY;  Phil Niekro;  4th of July in Mexico;  Uncle Tom’s Memorial Golf Tourney;  50 Shades of Grey Party;  Bonnie Lee, RIP;

7/31/2015

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Hola  Amigas & Amigos,

What a full month July has been.  First of all getting to spend the 4th of July in Mexico with my American, Canadian and Mexican Amigos is very liberating with margaritas and the Star Spangled Banner waving from our condo at Bahia Delfin.  To join in the celebration of our Nation’s Birthday and the 8th  year anniversary of owning an incredible home on the Sea of Cortez.  Very fortunate indeed we are and to have such friends as Abby, Kim, Gerie, Tony, Dave, Mari, Jim, Jana, Rachelle, Mark, Jay, Mary, Jeff, Kelly, John, Trish, Colleen, Joe, Marcia, Mike and many more to share our love of the beach lifestyle, the sea, the tequila, the culture and the Mexican People. 

Ever been to a 50 Shades of Grey party? Nope, neither had I until this one, didn’t even know they existed; however, neighbor Tina had one and I was lucky enough  to be invited. You’re gonna love the photos at the end of this Blog, it is the best way to describe the party.  But, first You must read the entire Blog, no fair, skipping to the end to see the pictures.

"Be assured, that a touch of madness occurred, in order for an incredible piece of art to have been created." rico austin  7/28/2015;    This quote by Rico has been used by fellow Author & Amigo Michael G. Edwards for the opening of Chapter 8 in his latest novel of which he is currently working on, "The Shadow in the Doorway," Detective Mike Rock Adventure #6 By Michael G. Edwards  Author Michael Edwards also has Rico Austin playing a real life character as a best selling Author and Tequila Distillery Owner in the same book, appearing in several different chapters.

Phil Niekro, what an incredible human being and ball player. I was fortunate to have drawn Mr. Knuckleball (Knucksie!) himself as our celebrity golf partner in the “Dry Heat Desert Classic” golf tourney, held in Scottsdale, AZ  in July.

I took a few selfies with Mr. Niekro! What an incredible Friday at Orange Tree Golf Resort with MBL Hall of Famer Phil Niekro - Mr. Knuckleball himself ak (Knucksie!) for the Dry Heat Classic Golf Tourney! Phil Niekro's 121 career victories after the age of 40 is a major league record; Niekro's 318 career victories are the most by a knuckleball pitcher and he ranks 16th on the overall all-time wins list. He also won the National League (NL) Gold Glove Award five times. Niekro pitched 20 seasons for the Milwaukee Brewers and Atlanta Braves. During his tenure with Atlanta, Niekro was selected for five All-Star Teams, led the league in victories twice and earned run average once. Knucksie (his nickname) was also key to the only two division titles Atlanta won before 1991.

Phil and his brother, Joe Niekro together amassed 539 wins, the most combined wins by brothers in Major League Baseball history.  Phil’s longevity is attributed to the Knuckleball, which is a difficult pitch to master, but is easy on the arm and often baffles hitters due to its unpredictable trajectory. Turns out we dress the same and like to have our pictures taken with the same beautiful girls. Teammates of  Team 1A, Rico Austin, Phil Niekro, Lisa Heim and Robert Carnahan had a decent showing at 8 under par with the Great Sponsor of Double Coin Tires and CMA (China Manufacturers Alliance). Phil and his brother Joe Niekro amassed 539 wins between them, the most combined wins by brothers in baseball history. Phil's longevity is attributed to the knuckleball, which is a difficult pitch to master but is easy on the arm and often baffles hitters due to its unpredictable trajectory. Turns out we dress the same & like to have our pictures taken with the same beautiful girls. With team mates Author Rico Austin, Phil Niekro, Lisa Heim & Mr. Robert Carnahan - Team 1A - Double Coin was a great sponsor! 

Phil and his brother Joe Niekro amassed 539 wins between them, the most combined wins by brothers in baseball history. Phil's longevity is attributed to the knuckleball, which is a difficult pitch to master but is easy on the arm and often baffles hitters due to its unpredictable trajectory. Turns out we dress the same & like to have our pictures taken with the same beautiful girls. With team mates Author Rico Austin, Phil Niekro, Lisa Heim & Mr. Robert Carnahan - Team 1A - Double Coin was a great sponsor!"The Best Little Town in the Baja: San Felipe!” welcomed me for my very  first visit and I made the cover story of  "Kat's Korner - The San Felipe Scoop" with my book signing.  www.KatsKorner.com.mx

Gracias Amigas Tamara Atkins, Kat Hammontre, Amigo Cesar Quirarte & ALL the many other Amigas & Amigos Nuevos at El Dorado Ranch, Pavilion Restaurante, The Parrots Cracker Beach Bar & Grill, La Palapa Restaurant Bar & the entire loving community of San Felipe, Baja California, Mexico for YOUR Incredible, much appreciated, warm hospitality! I cannot wait 4 my return visit and the mention of this area in 1 or 2 of my new, upcoming books! Vayan Con Dios!

Facebook Games, I hate em’, I tried Farmville years ago and in just took way too  much  of my time, it was like farming and milking cows in real life, I had to pick strawberries at a certain time or they rotted, if I didn’t milk my cows in time I  lost milk money, it was not a game!  Now, why the F am I getting invites to play "Solitare in Wonderland" by other grown, hairy men? I am seriously thinking about changing my profile picture to the uglie selfie that I took while attending the NORRA Mexican 1000 on the Baja of Mexico to ward off these weird, unwelcomed invites to play games and other things that go on in the world of Facebook of which this standup guy wants no part of! EWWW, I feel so dirty!

Well, I was able to visit my home state of Idaho once again, see my Mother, Brothers, Aunts, Uncle and Cousins. Then a quick trip to McCall, to see my Cousin Johnny HoobyDooby Doo Hooven and his wife Jerie and children.  Then over to Beside the Mill where I have some Chica Amigas awaiting to do shots of Tequila and then to my suite at the Hotel McCall for an afterhours fiesta!  Funtastic Times in Boise, Idaho with Amigos & Amigas - Rich & Rhonda Collins, Tim & Susan Bundgard,  Ron & Mary Faccio & Kent & Allie Klinger as Rich & Rhonda hosted a cocktail party in our honor,( well mostly Connie’s)!  

We had a wonderful get together on the Golf Course for my Uncle Tom’s 3rd Annual Memorial Golf Tournament held in beautiful Wilder, Idaho next to the Snake River on Riverbend Golf Course. Two of my Brothers, and almost all of my Cousins, Uncle Dennie, numerous friends such as Steve Boyce, Dave Stephens, Rich Collins, Dan Taylor and many others came out to enjoy each other’s company and toast a shot of Fireball and a shot of Ten High Whiskey which were two of my Uncle Tom Hooven’s favorite drinks. We then all went to Marsing for a family picnic but not before going down to the Poor House where my cousin John  Hooven bought all 50 or so of us a round of drinks.  We did eventually show up at the Marsing Park where my mother, aunts and other relatives who did not participate in golf and shots had already eaten.  YES, we were extremely tardy!

On our last evening before heading back to Sunny Scottsdale, Arizona, the Bungards invited Connie, Rhonda, Rich and I over for cocktails at their home on the Boise River.  At the end of this Blog, You’ll see a photo  of  Connie enjoying a cerveza with Gracie & Granger (Bungard dogs) at Tim & Sue's!

Right before leaving Idaho, I experienced a sad moment in the life of a squirrel who had not looked before he leaped into traffic, therefore, here is a Public Service Announcement going out to all Boise, Meridian & Eagle Squirrels and fast drivers. Please my dear Squirrel friends, do not run into the streets with your nuts without first looking both directions. Fast & Texting Drivers, please be aware of Squirrels that are very busy gathering and storing nuts this time of year as some are concentrating on the coming winter and nothing else!  Rico is the founding member of Watch Those Furry SQUIRRELS - WTF SQUIRRELS Organization!  Spoiler Alert:  Sad photos of dead squirrel at end of Blog.

Now, some great news:  Amigas & Amigos, just recieved my first published review of my next book: MEXICO got LUCKY! If YOU Loved "Where the Red Fern Grows" then You are in 4 an incredible treat! Pet Lovers fasten YOUR Seat Belts!  

Reviewed By Jessyca Garcia for Readers’ Favorite on: 07/21/2015
Review Rating: 5 stars!

“I wanted to read Mexico Got Lucky by Rico Austin simply because it was about a dog that was lost in Mexico. Having visited Mexico and seeing how most dogs are not treated properly, I was amazed at how much support Jim received from people there in assisting him to find Lucky. This story restored my faith in humanity.

I really enjoyed Mexico Got Lucky. Austin has shown me that there are still good people in the world. It was so obvious that Jim loved Lucky. He spent a ton of money and resources just to find Lucky. I would not do even half of what he did for some people in my life. Jim is an amazing person and I wish that I was a dog so he could own me. I would have lost faith after a month of not finding my dog, but Jim kept his faith for over seventy days.

This story is just not about finding a beloved, lost pet. It also is a history lesson. Austin has little bits of historical facts scattered throughout the book. I never knew that the Chow Chow is believed to be a model for the Foo dog. Of course, after reading this information, I do see the resemblance. The majority of Mexico Got Lucky is written as if you are reading in a chat room. This is because this is how people got involved in helping Jim find Lucky.

By writing the story like this, Austin gives the reader a front row seat of what is going on. It made me wish I had a keyboard so I could also type words of encouragement to Jim. From the very beginning I knew how the story was going to end, but the book held my attention. I needed to see what happened to Lucky and where he was. While reading Mexico Got Lucky, my neighbor’s dog went missing. This book gave me several ideas on how to assist in finding the dog. For that I want to thank Austin. I recommend this book for anyone who has ever had a pet.”

While on a business trip to San Diego I was able to take my nephew & amigo Cody Austin out for his Birthday Dinner (Surf and Turf) in Carlsbad, California at Coyote Bar & Grill. Very proud of what this young man has become, serving in the UNITED STATES NAVY at Camp Pendleton! I think he enjoyed it, as he took a photo of it! We couldn't eat it all, so Mr. Cody had some great leftovers for thehis next morning’s breakfast.

My Dear Amiga, the sweet Bonnie Lee, RIP has passed away on July 7th! She was an excellent friend and my editor for my last two books. I loved seeing her at the Tucson Festival of Books each & every year. Her reviews were always a welcome sight to eyes and sometimes gave me the inspiration to keep writing. She is the Lady that introduced me to another dear Amiga & fellow Author Lala Corriere whose heart is also breaking at this time; Vaya con Dios, Miss Bonnie! Xxoo

I did leave a tribute for Bonnie in MEXICO got LUCKY, “A special tribute goes out to my editor, Miss Bonnie Lee RIP, who passed away unexpectedly on July 7th, 2015, before I could send the manuscript of this story to receive her always, positive and welcomed feedback. You will be missed by many within the Literary World and the Wine World, both of which you loved dearly and were loved by.”

Viva MEXICO!

Feliz Cumpleanos (Happy Birthday) 50th to my Little Brother, Samuel Austin!Gracias for YOUR Service to the US Navy & the US Army!  
Enjoy YOUR Retirement!


Well, YOU can now purchase MEXICO got LUCKY in eKindle version or paperback on Amazon.com   It is a great book and I know that YOU will enjoy!

http://www.amazon.com/Mexico-Got-Lucky-Rico-Austin-ebook/dp/B0141GP3W8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1440342812&sr=8-1&keywords=mexico+got+lucky

Pictures at end and below Advertisements & Acknowledgements!

"Lovin' Life & Livin' Large!" - rico austin

Saludos y Vayan con Dios,

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Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA



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                Front Cover of MEXICO got LUCKY, the true story of Jim Kawaguchi & Lucky!

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                                           Back Cover of MEXICO got LUCKY!




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        Amiga Marcia Q. & Wife Connie at Hammerhead's Bar & Grille in San Carlos, Mexico

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                    Rico, Mike & Abby at Hammerhead's in San Carlos, Sonora, MEXICO!


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                  The 3 most interesting Men in San Carlos, Mexico celebrating 4th of July
                           Author Rico Austin, Mr. Most Interesting Man, Abby Cady!


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                                                      Amigas Kim Cady & Connie Austin


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          Bahia Delfin, San Carlos Amigas Jerie Ortiz Matz, Connie Austin & Jana LaVanway


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               San Carlos, Mexico Amigos Mark Benishek, Rico Austin & Jim LaVanway!


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                                         Amiga Jana L. & Rico A. at Bahia Delfin!

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                          Amigos Angel Lopez, Rico Austin & Abby Cady at Fiesta!


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           Rico Austin, Chad Lynn, Connie Austin & Char Smith at Bahia Delfin - 4th of July!


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 Salud - 4th of July, Amigos Art Cook, John Swodeck & Rico Austin w/Tres Generaciones!


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                 San Carlos Amigas Jerie Ortiz Matz & Trish Swodeck on 4th of July, 2015!


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           San Carlos, Mexico Amigos Jim LaVanway & Rico Austin - 4th of July, 2015!


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                            San Carlos, Mexico Amigos Rico Austin & Angel Lopez at La Fiesta!


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                                       Amiga Charlotte Honeycutt & Rico Austin!


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                                       After a hard day of partying in Mexico -
             Most Interesting Men, Matt Honeycutt & Author Rico Austin need a siesta

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   Rico Austin, Chad Lynn & Char Smith (soon to be Char Lynn) at San Carlos, MX bonfire!

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      Amiga Pam, Amigo Abby, Amiga Kelly & Amigo Jay enjoying 4th of July Festivities!

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                   Oops,  having another shot of Tres Generaciones - Art, John & Rico!
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             Don't mess with a Bandido with a Squirt Gun & a Pistoleros Camisa!

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                                     Connie Austin lovin' life & livin' large in MEXICO!
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                    Team Double Coin Tires - Rico Austin, Phil Niekro, Lisa H., Robert C.

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              MLB Hall of Famer - Phil Niekro & Author Rico Austin taking a Selfie!



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                                   Amigo Phil Niekro & Dry Heat Classic Volunteers!

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                          Author Rico  Austin with Dry Heat Classic Volunteers!

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                         Rico with Double Coin / CMA sponsorship - Hole in One Contest!

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                   50 Shades of Grey party - Terri, Rene, Tracy, Connie & hostess Tina


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                                    Author Rico Austin  at 50 Shades of Grey dinner party!

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                                        Connie & Rico Austin at 50 Shades of Grey Party!

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                    Rico at dinner table, "OH, YOU Look Delicious," as he anticipates!


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                                      The Party is about to Begin!   50 Shades of Grey!



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                                     Welcome to the Hotel McCall!


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                                      Author Rico Austin checking in,  will he check out?

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 Wild McCall, Idaho Women at Beside the Mill, they'll do anything for My Bad Tequila!


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    Now this is what I call bartender service - Brittany at Beside the Mill in McCall, ID!


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     Uncle Tom's Tourney - Rich Collins, Stevyn Austin, Fayth Austin & Uncle Rico Austin


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         Uncle Tom's Memorial Tourney - Steve Boyce, Stevyn, Fayth, Rico, John Hooven;

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               Uncle Tom's Tourney - Rico A.,  John H., Dave Stephens, Rich C., Steve B. 

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           Stevyn & Faith Austin giving their Grandmother Nina a sweet kiss on the cheek!


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              Good Grandchildren - Stevyn & Fayth Austin with Grandma Nina!


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                                       Uncle Tom's Memorial Golf Tournament 2015!


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     Connie with Gracie and Granger at Tim & Sue Bungard's house in Eagle, Idaho!


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                       Please don't text and drive!  pleads Rico, the founding member of
                  Watch Those Furry SQUIRRELS aka WTF SQUIRRELS Worldwide, Inc. 

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                                      Another Squirrel is dead!   
                 WTF Squirrels requests to You, "Please don't Text & Drive!"
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Author Rico Austin in downtown San Felipe, Baja Norte, Mexico!


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                                  San Felipe, Baja Norte, Mexico!


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                                 Sunrise over the Sea of Cortez at San Felipe!


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 Gracias to all the Gorgeous San Felipe Girls who came out to Pavilion for Rico's signing!

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      San Felipe Amiga Barbara C., Rico A., Kat H., & Warren B. at The Palapa Restaurant!


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     Amiga Kat Hammontre of Kat's Korner fame in San Felipe with Author Rico Austin!

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                      Bonnie Lee, RIP, my Amiga & Editor will be missed! 


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     Cody Austin of Camp Pendleton Navy Base & Uncle Rico celebrating Cody's B-Day!

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           Cody's Surf & Turf Birthday Dinner in Carlsbad, CA at Coyote Bar & Grill


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              Feliz Cumpleanos (Happy Birthday) to my Little Brother - Samuel Austin
                       Gracias (Thank You) for YOUR Serving in the US Navy & US Army!

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              Feliz Cumpleanos (Happy Birthday) 50th to my Little Brother - Samuel Austin
                       Gracias (Thank You) for YOUR Serving in the US Navy & US Army!
                                                      Enjoy YOUR Retirement!


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    Please join Me at Hammerhead's in San Carlos for release party of MEXICO got LUCKY !
          Please tell Troy & Noreen that Rico sent ya to Hammerhead's for a great Margarita!
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Rico's B-day  at the WYNN;  U.S. OPEN;  Mark Mulligan in  Ruidoso;   Women's FIFA Tourney;

6/30/2015

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June 2015 Blog

Que pasan Amigas y Amigos? 

Another fun month behind us, a Birthday month for me! I’ll give YOU a clue as to how  many years I’ve now celebrated:  Sammy Hagar  had a hit song, “I can’t drive 55!”  What still can’t figure it out,  OKAY, how about Double Nickels!  No MAS Clues for YOU!

Was able to celebrate in style at the Wynn in Las Vegas, BABY!  I’d never had the opportunity to stay at the WYNN before and it was everything I thought it  would  be, including the European Pool aka Topless Pool for lounging and gawking.  Of  course I had my dark glasses on so my eyes could see everything without me being seen, eyeing the tatas, boobs, chi chis, titties or whatever You want to call them. For some reason, men love seeing em and women love showing  em!

I had dinner at Caesar’s Palace in a great restaurant Joe’s  Seafood, Prime Rib & Stone Crab with a little cake & ice cream treat at the end of a wholesome meal, picture at the end!  Then it was over to Harrah’s at the Jack Daniels Dueling  Piano Bar to see Amigas & Twins, Kim & Tamara Pinegar & Amigo Conrad Hawthorne – Performers & Great Pianists! 

After all the fun and games, knee surgery awaited me on June 10th, recovery is doing great, it has been nearly three weeks and all is well.  The crutches were tossed within a couple of days and therapy has began and to be continued for a while.

The U.S. Open was a trip to watch on one of the worst golf courses of which a U.S. Open has been held.  The 2015 United States Open Championship was the 115th U.S. Open at Chambers Bay in University Place near Tacoma on the shore of Pugent Sound.  In this golf tournament we had everything: a railroad with live trains passing through all the time, a super dry course in usually wet Northern Washington, several lead changes by more than a few golfers, a Tiger Woods meltdown,  Ricky Fowler leaving  the course with his new Amigo Tiger and a list of new records broken by the young 21 year old golfer from Texas.

Yes, Jordan Spieth became the youngest golfer to win the Masters and U.S. Open in the same year.  Jordan is also the youngest U.S. Open champion since Bobby Jones in 1923.

There was one, well two draw backs to this tournament, (1) Dustin Johnson three putting within 12 feet from the hole. Dustin hit a five iron on the final hole, the par-5 on the 18th.  He punched his eagle putt for the win, 3 feet past the hole, then missed the three footer coming back to give Jordan Spieth the title.  I felt horrible for Dustin as his family looked on which included father-in-law Wayne Gretsky, hockey great. I do admire Mr. and Mrs. Dustin Johnson as he walked to the clubhouse, his wife joined him and handed him his little girl to hold which brought a huge smile to Dustin’s face. After seeing that, it made me a Dustin Johnson fan and my hurt for him a little larger.  (2) After the poor showing of a golf course that rewarded some bad shots and penalized great shots, it is doubtful the Northwest will again be given the opportunity to host the U.S. Open.  Sure wish they had done a better job, but no crying over spilled milk or bad, horrible greens that cause a great golfer like Dustin Johnson to three putt within 12 feet from the hole. I, too am guilty of this and have done before because of shitty greens, shitty putters and perhaps, because I am a shitty golfer.

Back to traveling and exploring the Southwest, a flight to El Paso, renting the dirtiest car I’ve ever rented in my 30 + years from Thrifty. It was so more dusty and dirtier than the other cars that I actually took a photo for proof. I then drove this dirty little car to Ruidoso, New Mexico to see San Carlos, Mexico Amigo Mark Mulligan perform at the White Mountain Pavilion.  Great show, and I was able to meet his two oldest sons Marco and Luis who are both mentioned in Mark’s incredible book, The Three Miracles of which you can purchase at this site on Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Three-Miracles-Mark-Mulligan/dp/1496121694/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1435786802&sr=8-2&keywords=mark+mulligan  

On the way to Ruidoso I drove past Oro Grande, NM and on the  way back  to  El Paso, the National Park of White Sands.  New Mexico is a very diverse and beautiful  state.  El Paso, well is El Paso with an Army base and dust, lots of dust. Did I mention my dusty rental car?

I watched some Women’s Soccer matches of which rarely have  I  done.  Saw U.S. Women’s team eek out a win 1 - 0 over China and then in the Semi Finals a 2 – 0 win over number one ranked Germany in the FIFA Women’s World Cup.  Now the U.S. women’s team awaits their challenger, the United Kingdom or Japan!  I would say that the U.S. Women’s team should be favored and they need to stay focused. Keep goalie Hope Solo out of the bar and brawls and we’ll be alright. Solo has not allowed a goal since its opening match against Australia on June 8th in the 27th minute and has now shut down opponents for 423 straight minutes. Quite a feat!  Stay Strong U.S. Women Soccer Team!

Next month,  celebration  of  America’s birthday, the  4th of  July!

And, last night I  just sent to the publisher my latest book, “MEXICO got LUCKY!”  You’re gonna love it!

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"Lovin' Life & Livin' Large!" - rico austin

Saludos y Vayan con Dios,

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Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA


 

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        I' Can't Drive "55"      This is my Birthday Card from my Beautiful  Wife, Connie!


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  My Love found a picture of my old 71' Super Bee which is now worth $120K - $150K
         Man, I wish I still had this car; but couldn't afford all the clutches!
                                 Never lost a race with this BABY!    ;-)

 
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                           Getting cleaned up before the big B-Day 55 night!  
            A little read in the tub of MY BAD TEQUILA to get the night rolling!

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                      Author Rico Austin enjoying his Birthday Bubble Bath at the WYNN!


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                  Rico's room at the WYNN  on  the 55th Floor in celebration of turning 55!
                                          Compliments of Amigo, Mr. Steve Wynn!


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                   Rico spiffed up his Armani, ready for Cocktails & Chicas & more Cocktails!


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                                   Rico & Popeye doing the Spinach Pose at the WYNN!


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          Rico is at a favorite place in VEGAS, the Piano Bar at Harrah's w/Kim Pinegar!


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         Rico with  all the gang - Conrad, Tamara & Kim leaning in at Harrah's Piano Bar!


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               Author Rico Austin with his favorite Pianist & Amiga Kim Pinegar of the Twins!


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                      Rico spent one night at the Hilton Elara on the 102nd floor! 
                                             Had to get a photo!




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   Author Rico Austin blowing out his Birthday Dessert at Joe's Stone Crab & Steakhouse!


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                         Rico buys his girl Connie a bikini at the Ferrari Store at the WYNN!
                                        Barbie was right there, wanting one as well!


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                            Making it happen - Thanks to the Ferrari Store at the WYNN!

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           Connie Austin modeling her new Ferrari Suit out by the MY BAD TEQUILA pool!


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                            Rico on a little side trip in Arizona, getting his Kicks on Route 66!

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                     Famous ROADKILL Café on Route 66 in Seligman, ARIZONA!

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   Author Rico Austin at the Burbank, CA airport aka Bob Hope on his way to Seal Beach!


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    Yeah, this Author likes to hang at Seal Beach, Huntington, Cabo, Hamptons!  
                                    Rico Austin loves the Sea, Sand, Surf & Senoritas!


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           Tequila Connoisseur & Seal Beach, California Amigo DON MABE dedicates his 33rd
                    Tequila Conquering Exploit at Yucatan Grill to Author Rico Austin!
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Amigo Jim RIP;  Kentucky Derby;  Phins to the West;  Pacquiao vs Mayweather - worst title fight ever!

5/31/2015

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Amigas & Amigos, what a crazy, incredible fun filled month with a personal tragedy that happened on the last day of May, 2015;

My ol’ Minnesota fishing Amigo Jim shot and killed himself on May 31st as he has had Parkinson’s Disease for many years and was also diagnosed with cancer.  Jim RIP

Now, let’s see – We had a lousy fight with Pacquiao vs Mayweather as I predicted in April’s Blog. And, I mentioned two fine running horses and jockeys who were competing in the Kentucky Derby and they were running 1st and 2nd at the finish line.  Below is the actual writing from last month’s Blog.

“& as I watch Amigo & fellow Boise, Idahoan Mr. Gary Stevens mount for the last time at this year’s 141st Run for the Roses on Firing Line. If You want to win some dinero, bet Firing Line to Win, Place & Show as he is sure to be 1st,  2nd, or 3rd in Louisville, Kentucky. Another great horse and jockey is American Pharoah with  last year’s winning jockey, the humble Mexican, Senor Victor Espinoza.

Also, there is a very, highly overrated boxing match which is being incorrectly billed as the “Fight of the Century.”  What a scam when 2 men split $320 million dollars to spend 36 minutes jabbing and sparring with one another in a ring inside MGM in Las Vegas, Nevada. Don’t fall as prey into purchasing for $99.95 pay per view as most bars are even going to steer away from it.”

As you can guess I am pretty pleased with  myself even though I no longer gamble or bet on such games, races, or even to purchase a lottery ticket is off limits to this “Compulsive Gambler” of which GA (Gamblers Anonymous) helped save me over eight years ago. Anything to the extreme or compulsiveness is bad news, whether it be drinking, exercising, dieting, drugs, sex – well sex can never be to the extreme unless you’re not getting any and then that is a horrible thing to have to live through, I’ve been told.

I will now predict that American Pharoah will be the next Triple Crown winner.  The last horse to win was Affirmed in 1978.  But, the horse of all horses was Secretariat in 1973 when he won the Belmont Stakes bya record 31 lengths - The winning time of 2:24 remains a record to this day  -  An Incredible Horse that ran like a fine tuned Machine!

Where oh Where have I  been – Vegas Baby was great as I stayed at the Hilton Elara property which was incredible, saw my Amiga Kim Pinnegar of the Twins Dueling Pianos at Harrah’s and some other beauties scantily clad in bikinis after 12:00 midnight, the cold air conditioning of the casino did do wonders for their body accentuation if you know what I mean.   I also got to visit my Cabo Amigo Mr. Lou Dezarn who is the Engineer at #6 Fire Station in Las Vegas.  A great dinner was shared with all the firefighters of that station and Rico donated 3 of his books to the fire station and those brave men that answer the call no matter what the danger.   True Heroes!

Next stop Laughlin, Nevada for the Phins to the West concerts, dances and silent auction all at the Aquarius Resort & Casino.  Many great performers including my Amigo Mexico Mark Mulligan from San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico along with other favorites Bob Karwin, The Boat Drunks, Jerry Gontag, Thom Shepherd, The Hula Girls, Southern Drawl Band, Don Middlebrook & the CalypsoNuts.  Great artists all of the Trop Rock genre. Got to see many of my old music loving Amigas & Amigos and met lots of new ones as there were folks from three different countries and 18 different states including on the way across the US into the Northeast – Maine was represented as was many, many more.  Most came from Arizona, California, Nevada, Utah and Texas because of the proximity to the little gambling town on the Colorado River.

I also had the opportunity to give an interview about the epic, bestselling novel “My Bad Tequila” with Radio A1A hosted by Mr. Dave Burks. “Music for the Road to Paradise” which is broadcasting 24/7 from the Florida Keys.  A phucking phantastic weekend was had by all the Parrotheads and Jimmy Buffett is still the King.

Next stop, San Carlos, Mexico with Amigos & Amigas Abby & Kim, Matt & Charlotte, Tony & Gerie with stops in to see Mike at Club de Capitanes and favorite patron & cowboy Tommy Pinnell.  Then onto Hammerheads Dockside Bar and Grille where always a pleasure to see Troy and Noreen and there incredible staff including Oscar – he ain’t no Grouch. We had one late noche with birthday boy Joey from Tucson who turned 23 years young, Shane his brother-in-law, Abby,  Matt and myself stayed out until the early dawn hours traveling to the Edge and Tequilas where we ran into my Amigo Caeser who kept the cervezas rotating in all directions.

Had the opportunity to hang with Char, Chad, Brittany & Rose on their sailboat - First Step for late night gazing at a full moon and then next evening we went to a birthday party for Amigo Mike and his wife Melissa with a Mexican Blues Band and I loved it when the lyrics came out, "I woke up this morning and I got myself MY beer."   Later that night a huge bon fire next to the Sea of Cortez - trust me, life doesn't get any better than that!


As if this isn’t enough, join  me next month  as I travel to the Wynn in  Las Vegas to celebrate mi Cumpleanos of I’ll give you a hint.  Sammy Hagar wrote a song, “I can’t drive 55.”

Until then, Vayan con Dios and be kind to your fellow man and woman.

I’ve nearly finished writing "Mexico got Lucky," a true story about a kidnapped dog in San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico.    I have begun writing "BAJA Crazy, 4 Dusty Days and Wild Nights on the NORRA Mexican Trail" of which I hope to have completed and published by end of 2015.   Both of these reads are going to again be "Classic Rico Austin writing" with more twists and turns than ELVIS PRESLEY had in "Son of the KING, an ELVIS Paradox Unveiled."

Pictures at end and below Advertisements & Acknowledgements!

"Lovin' Life & Livin' Large!" - rico austin

Saludos y Vayan con Dios,

Please Like my Facebook page, https://www.facebook.com/pages/Official-My-Bad-Tequila-Fan-Page/108959375814100?fref=ts

Last, but not least, please “LIKE” my new page on Facebook, "ELVIS - (In The Shadow Of)"

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Now that You’ve had the opportunity to “LIKE,” it is now time to “Buy.”

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Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA


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  If you were conned and ended up paying $99.95 to watch chicken Mayweather run from
              Manny Pacquaio then You'll recognize this picture as show all night long!


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    Here's another image from the Pay per View when Mayweather was warming up 
        with his Amigo Justin Bieber and his pet monkey!   Oh & Burger King is now
  associated with this wife and child beater who won't fight like a man in the ring!



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      Kentucky Derby winner American Pharoah with Firing Line one length behind!


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         How other horses are compared to Secretariat - the Greatest Horse to run


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         Amiga Kim Pinegar performing at Dueling Pianos in Harrah's Vegas!


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               Amiga Kim Pinegar with Author Rico Austin at Harrah's Piano Bar


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               Amigo & Fire Engineer Lou Dezarn at Fire Station #6 in Las Vegas
                Author Rico Austin  donated 3 of his books to the Bad Dogs of #6


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March Madness concludes in April;  New Marketing Books for Everyone; May Day & Cinco de Mayo will soon be here;

4/30/2015

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April 2015 Blog

Que Pasan Amigas & Amigos?

March Madness has concluded in April and I believe Wisconsin Badgers got a royal screw job by the referees. The most crazy thing is that the officials were allowed to watch replays and they watched and they watched another angle and then they watched the replays a couple more times while all the announcers agreed that the  basketball was last touched by Duke, my neighbor Don and I were watching it and said, great Wisconsin ball, the Duke fans were even holding their faces with angst after seeing the ball roll  of the finger of Justice Winslow and the direction of the rotation of the round, brown  ball changed by being last touched by a Duke Blue Devil. Then to the overwhelming surprise of everyone other than the referees who are paid to officiate made an asinine call that shook the entire Midwest and Wisconsin. Yep, hard to believe that is what happened Monday night in the NCAA Tournament championship game: With 1:53 left and Duke leading Wisconsin, 63-58, the Badgers' Bronson Koenig missed a layup and, after a scrum for the rebound, the ball went out of bounds off the fingertips of Duke's Justise Winslow. Officials had ruled the ball off Wisconsin. When the Badgers objected, the officials went to watch replays and they took their time rewatching and rewatching while holding up the game. The sports announcers and analysts all agreed that it was an easy call to give Wisconsin the ball. Here is the video of what the rest of the world saw as CBS showed slow-motion replays from several angles: http://www.nj.com/rutgersbasketball/index.ssf/2015/04/badly_blown_call_helps_duke_beat_wisconsin_for_nca.html Now I would highly recommend and suggest checking the officials bank accounts as they made three horrible calls all in favor of  Duke. These referees were surely on the take and had money on the game with a Duke win.  Now, forever this Championship will have an * asterick next to it as the game was changed.

Congratulations to Mike Krzyzewski of the Duke Blue Devils as he was able to cut down the net after defeating the Wisconsin Badgers during the NCAA Men's Final Four National Championship at Lucas Oil Stadium in 2015 at Indianapolis, Indiana. Duke defeated Wisconsin, 68-63. Notice the score, still 5 points difference, had Wisconsin been given the ball on their side of the court and scored a two point or three point shot they most likely would have won by at least two if not three points since Duke scored a three pointer on that incorrect possession of which Duke should not have even had the ball. It is truly a shame when overpaid, (supposedly professional officials) cannot or will not make the correct call even with the aid of slow motion replay. They’re already wearing stripes so go ahead and just lock them up for fraud and imitating a referee. At least Pete Rose never bet on the Reds to lose and did not have the advantage of giving away a game. So glad that March Madness is over, finally in April, means we are that much closer to football season. Can a get a Hallelujah?

Next month is one of my favorites with Cinco de Mayo, Kentucky Derby & Memorial Day Holiday.  Stay tuned as I travel San Francisco to graduate with my Doctorates Degree in Tequila from Dr. Julio Bermejo at Tommy’s Mexican Restaurant & as I watch Amigo & fellow Boise, Idahoan Mr. Gary Stevens mount for the last time at this year’s 141st Run for the Roses on Firing Line. If You want to win some dinero, bet Firing Line to Win, Place & Show as he is sure to be 1st,  2nd, or 3rd in Louisville, Kentucky. Another great horse and jockey is American Pharoah with  last year’s winning jockey, the humble Mexican, Senor Victor Espinoza.

Also, there is a very, highly overrated boxing match which is being incorrectly billed as the “Fight of the Century.”  What a scam when 2 men split $320 million dollars to spend 36 minutes jabbing and sparring with one another in a ring inside MGM in Las Vegas, Nevada. Don’t fall as prey into purchasing for $99.95 pay per view as most bars are even going to steer away from it.

Did I mention that I’ve finished my new Marketing Book?  Yes, “Authors, Artists & Anyone’s Personal Marketing Guide, Financial Success with 11 Proven Promotions including Blogs and Social Media” is now available on Amazon.com or BarnesandNoble.com in paperback or eKindle versions; It is has already received 3 fantastic reviews from Authors Lala Corriere, Dellani Oakes and Bonnie Lee. http://www.amazon.com/Author-Artist-Anyones-Personal-Marketing-ebook/dp/B00U490944/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-2&qid=1428905261

Actually, I now have (2) new Marketing Books!  The latest being “Entrepreneurs, Realtors & Anyone’s Personal Marketing Guide, Financial Success with 10 Proven Promotions including Blogs and Social Media” which will be available most any day on Amazon.com;  Yes, I am sharing my secrets so that others may be as successful financially and personally as I have been blessed.  “Knowledge is Power & Sharing is Great!”

I’ve nearly finished writing "Mexico got Lucky," a true story about a kidnapped dog in San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico.    I have begun writing "BAJA Crazy, 4 Dusty Days and Wild Nights on the NORRA Mexican Trail" of which I hope to have completed and published by end of 2015.   Both of these reads are going to again be "Classic Rico Austin writing" with more twists and turns than ELVIS PRESLEY had in "Son of the KING, an ELVIS Paradox Unveiled."

Pictures at end and below Advertisements & Acknowledgements!

"Lovin' Life & Livin' Large!" - rico austin

Saludos y Vayan con Dios,

Please Like my Facebook page, https://www.facebook.com/pages/Official-My-Bad-Tequila-Fan-Page/108959375814100?fref=ts

Last, but not least, please “LIKE” my new page on Facebook, "ELVIS - (In The Shadow Of)"

https://www.facebook.com/#!/InTheShadowOfElvisPerilsOfAGhostwriter?fref=ts

Now that You’ve had the opportunity to “LIKE,” it is now time to “Buy.”

http://www.amazon.com/MY-BAD-TEQUILA-Rico-Austin-ebook/dp/B004OC03TS/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1427090195&sr=8-2&keywords=rico+austin  

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Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA


 

 

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Old WEST is Dying in Scottsdale, AZ: Doc Cavalliere, Reata Pass, Greasewood Flat, Pinnacle Peak Patio; Smart, Cute, Little Ass;

3/31/2015

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Como Estan Amigas & Amigos?

Spring is here and in the air. Our Cactus skeleton had four new bird eggs in it and they have all hatched into four fine little peepers wanting food from momma and daddy bird.

Now onto a subject that is really sad: the Old West just came a bit closer to Death out here in Scottsdale, Arizona.


Years ago in Idaho my Dad - Tommie Austin 1940 - 1984 RIP had talked about a place where the Wild West still existed somewhere North of Phoenix, Arizona.  I couldn't recall the name of the place; but when I moved to Arizona from Idaho in 1991, it didn't take me long to find the place he had told Cowboy tales of where a man, woman or child could ride their horse in town and tie a steed to the hitchin' post while that person enjoyed a meal or drink and some still wore a holster on their hip with a pistol strapped inside. Never any shootings, just laughter and both boisterous conversations at the bar and quiet whispers of  land or cattle deals and horse trading being made at a corner table.


Dad had talked about a man named “Doc” in reverence who was living in Arizona. The only other “Docs” I had ever heard of was John Henry "Doc" Holliday who was an American gambler, gunfighter, dentist, and a good friend of Wyatt Earp. He was a Deputy U.S. Marshal during and after the Gunfight at the O.K. Corral and had lived in Arizona, but further south in Tombstone and he was born in 1851 and died in 1887. The other “Doc” was an old Western Movie Star on Gunsmoke and that wasn’t his real name so I knew it not to be either of these men of which my Dad spoke.

Let’s start at the historic Reata Pass Steakhouse in north Scottsdale. During the Arizona Territory  days in 1882 Reata Passwas a welcome stop on the 100-plus-mile stagecoach dusty, rocky trail connecting Phoenix/Scottsdale to Fort McDowell and Prescott (Arizona’s original capital). Reata Pass was little more than an oasis in the desert, a watering hole for thirsty horses, cowboys and stagecoach passengers. As the days of the stage coach passed us by, first by the railroad and then by automobiles, the small trickle of visitors dried up, and Reata Pass looked as if it’s well of water would go without drinkers .

Fortunately, for us who love the Old West, George “Doc” Cavalliere purchased Reata Pass in the late 1950s and turned it into a Western-themed “town” and steakhouse. Last year in 2014, the traditional grub such as “buckin’ burgers” and barbecued “ranch-hand-wiches” was rustled up and no longer served as a big home and condo developer purchased it from Doc’s Children and Grand Children after it was in a mismanaged trust upon Doc’s death on a sad day of September 19, 2009 as Scottsdale’s oldest living born resident had passed on from this life.  Had Doc Cavalliere lived another 8 days he would have been 93 years of age. George “Doc” Cavalliere was born in Scottsdale, AZ on September 27, 1916.  Doc was a WWII veteran who proudly served with the Army Air Corps in North Africa and Bari, Italy, repairing B-24 Liberator airplanes when they returned from their missions in combat. After the war, Doc returned home to Scottsdale, where he took over and worked in the Cavalliere Blacksmith Shop from 1945 until he passed the family business down to his son, George Allen Cavalliere, in the late 1980s. Doc also served as one of Scottsdale's first Town Council members from 1951-1959, and owned the Reata Pass Steakhouse and Greasewood Flat since 1958. Doc was the last living survivor of Mary Alice and George Sydney Cavalliere's eight children, who were one of Scottsdale's pioneer families.


A knee-high foundation of boulders and mortar supported a wooden one-room stage station built in 1882. The old jailhouse across the road from the now torn down steak house is original and was used elsewhere in the 1880's to hold Indian prisoners. Portions of the adobe walls and old stone foundation still exist.

My wife Connie had the very last birthday party at Reata Pass in 2012 with friends and family from all over Arizona, Idaho, California, New Hampshire, Wisconsin and Minnesota who all raved about the authentic cowboy atmosphere.

Now let’s mosey on down the road a mile or two to another Arizona icon, Pinnacle Peak Patio. Sprawling across the base of its namesake peak, this monstrous eatery (seating 1,800 inside and another 2,000 across the ouside patios) delivers an authentic Western experience, right down to the mesquite-grilled, perfectly-greasy steaks that drew rave reviews from BBQ maestro, Bobby Flay. Warning: Don’t order anything well-done or you’ll be served a charred cowboy boot (seriously), by Big Marv Dickson, head chef at Pinnacle Peak Patio Steakhouse. Big Marv has been grilling steaks at Pinnacle Peak Patio since 1961 and has quite a bit of history to share when  he leaves the heat of the kitchen to bask in the heat of the Arizona sun. Also, leave your tie at home unless you want it to join the world’s largest collection of clipped ties hanging from the ceiling. (Rumor has it the tradition started when a local businessman refused to remove his tie, so the owner helped do it for him—with a butcher’s cleaver.) I have a tie hanging on the ceiling somewhere. Here’s an interview with Big Marv and showcasing the Pinnacle Peak Patio. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITzJu5RmS4

On March 28th, 2015 the historic Pinnacle Peak Patio hosted the Scottsdale Rockin West Fest benefiting The Joe Niekro Foundation in helping brain aneurysm patients. The event was at  Steakhouse outdoor area - from 10:00 am - 10:00 pm; Live Music by several artists, with Guest Appearances by Jessi Colter, Jerry Riopelle, Jon Chandler, Cyndi Cantrell, Jimmy Brown, a Johnny Cash Tribute & other Western Legends & Hollywood's Film Stars Karl Rove that portrayed Wyatt Earp.  Also held, was a special Book Signing by Author Rico Austin including his best seller, award winning, epic adventure & mystery novel My Bad Tequila! We yelled, Come One, Come All – to one of the last Hurrahs at Pinnacle Peak Patio which has been sold and will continue to operate for six to twelve months and then be torn down by a developer.

Connie was ecstatic as she was able to talk a few minutes alone with Jessi Colter and I snapped a picture of them together. The Arizona DUUUDE also made an appearance and we had a photo opportunity. I too, made a new friend with a Smart Ass, who is also a cute little ass that I was able to pick up and hold. Pictures at the end of blog of this cuddly, little ass!

Next on the list is the famous, historic A portion of the proceeds from the event, sponsored by Rex and Robin Hardin, will be donated to the Joe Niekro Foundation to help fund Arizona aftercare programs for aneurysm, stroke, and AVM patients. A portion of the proceeds from the event, sponsored by Rex and Robin Hardin, will be donated to the Joe Niekro Foundation to help fund Arizona aftercare programs for aneurysm, stroke, and AVM patients.Greasewood Flat began life as an old bunkhouse building in the middle of the sprawling DC Ranch which ranged over thousands of acres of Sonoran Desert in the late 1800’s. Over the last century this desert has developed into one of the most affluent areas of Scottsdale, AZ.

Doc Cavalliere bought 45 acres where Greasewood sits back in 1955 to have a place to get away from “downtown” Scottsdale, 21 miles south. The property came with a little wood and canvas building housing a café known as Pinnacle Peak Patio. He and his wife Marge changed the name to Reata Pass and ran it until 1975. By then they were in their 60s and decided to slow down a bit, so Doc fixed up the old bunkhouse, built some picnic tables, added a dance floor and opened up Greasewood as a little hideaway for his friends.

In typical old west fashion, Doc didn’t consternate too heavily on what to name the place. The area is flat and there are a lot of greasewood bushes – thus Greasewood Flat.

Since then Greasewood has grown into one of the last bastions of Old West Scottsdale, with its outdoor dance floor, corrals full of burros, fire pits, rustic wagons and cast of characters all contributing to an atmosphere that compels you to kick up your heels and toss back a cold one.

While there has been many a celebrity to stop in to whet their whistle, the real celebrities are the locals who have been a part of Greasewood’s unique heritage and main stay throughout the many years.

Last Friday night, March 27th,  Connie & I visited Greasewood Flat for the very last time as again We All lose to scamming developers, crooked lawyers & greedy bankers! Last night it celebrated 40 years of a place where a person could feel like they were still in the Old West. I have been coming here since I moved from Idaho in 1991, Connie & I had a very first date here at Greasewood Flat and we were kicked out of our first and only bar together for saying the "F" word! We thought it a joke, but not. We were welcomed back a few weeks later; but, we always warned our friends, “No F-Bombing” at Greasewood. Years later when the New Jersey and New York crowd started visiting, they had to go a little lenient of the “F” word; otherwise, no Northeasterners would ever have enjoyed the Real West and Greasewood Flat or Reata Pass.

In September 2009 Mr. George “Doc” Cavalliere, Scottsdale, Arizona’s eldest, native born resident passed away and now his beloved Greasewood Flat is being destroyed. March 31st was the last day and night being open and I would have loved to been present, but had to travel to Los Angeles for work. Below, at the end of this blog are a few pictures Connie and I took including one of me having one last beer with Amigo “Doc” Cavalliere, a photo of him celebrating his 90th birthday.

A few drops moisture came from my eyes as my memory took me back about ten years earlier on a beautiful, warm Spring day much like it was earlier that afternoon before the sun settled West in that clear Arizona sky.

I lived in the area and frequented Reata Pass and Greasewood Flat whenever the opportunity presented me the free time to walk the grounds and then sit at the bar. I would listen or share in a conversation with strangers, some local and some on vacation, all living the Western Dream.

I had seen Doc a couple three times; but, prior to that day had never felt like I should bother him as he was usually surrounded by either friends and family sharing tales of the past. Too, there were the constant vacationers who would keep him busy with questions while he tried to entertain his guests as his nature was to show great Western hospitality.

That sunny, early afternoon was different, it was quiet and I had arrived after lunch time and before happy hour had hit the magic number of four or five. A beer had been ordered in the old hundred and something year old bunkhouse and I began my slow, methodical pace to look at the old tractor that was covered by an aluminum sheet lean to, the retired, donated license plates from most every state of the lower 48, the rusty farm equipment, the wooden wagons and their amazing steel reinforced wheels, the running windmill, a classic cigarette machine, antique beer signs and an unplugged juke box sitting in a corner of an open barn.

I then noticed an elderly, white haired gentlemen in blue jeans and a plaid shirt watching me as he sat on a picnic bench under one of the giant, shade trees sipping his beer. I waved for I knew it to be the “Doc” of my dad’s tales of which I missed dearly.

Mr. Doc Cavalliere waved back and motioned for me to join him. He told me that he had seen me there at Greasewood Flat and Reata Pass many a time. I then told him of my Father, who was born in Arkansas and moved to Idaho and of the stories he would tell us of his time in Arizona when he was separated from my mother and we boys back in the early seventies.

Doc then said something to me that sent chills through my spine and the light hair on my arms stand at attention. “I remember a Cowboy named Tommie that would ride his horse down here sometimes, I think he was renting a piece of ground near here for his horse and living in a small travel trailer. This guy, Tommie would sometimes bring his guitar with him, play and sing us some songs in the evenings.”

I couldn’t hold back my extreme emotions of excitement and interrupted my elder, something I had always been taught to refrain from, “My Dad’s name was Tommie and he played a guitar and sang Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash and old Hank Williams songs. When he came back to us in Idaho, he had a small white travel trailer and showed us pictures of a horse he had bought in  Arizona.”

Doc looked at me and I saw a huge smile develop across his face and a tear form slowly and perfectly from each eye and he asked, “By gosh, You look like your dad, your hair is lighter, but you’ve got his build and strong cheek bones and you grin just like he used to  do.” He then asked the question of which the answer surprised him greatly, “How is your, dear old dad doing?”

I looked at the ground and gently kicked some dust to help hide my hurt, “Dad passed away in ‘84’ when I was a young man.”

“I’m sorry son, your dad was a special man that loved the outdoors and the old western lifestyle out here in Arizona. He couldn’t have been very old, hell he was still a kid when he was out here in the seventies, I believe it was.”

“Yes,” I replied he had just turned 43 in December and passed away in early May of quick pneumonia. He died in Grand Rapids, Michigan while driving truck. His driving partner Elvin told us that Dad was not feeling well and was in the sleeper berth behind the cab. Elvin said that Dad never complained about not feeling well, so he knew it must be serious and they both decided that they would drop their load in Michigan and head back to Idaho “bobtail” style with  no load. He said he when he tried to wake Dad there was no response, so he put his right hand back there to try and nudge him awake and he was ice cold, so Elvin immediately pulled the truck over. Dad was already gone.” When I finished telling of my family’s loss my voice was nearly broken and I was slightly shaking.

“Since your Father has passed, I’m sure that he would want me to share a personal story of which I’ve never mentioned to anyone. Seems, there must be a reason why we met, probably GOD’s way of handlin’ things,” said Doc in his easy talking style.

“Your Dad told me all about the five of you boys, of your mother, of his drinking and of other things that need not be discussed. I listened and even though I would have loved to have had him come around for many years to come and he could have played here the rest of his life on that guitar and his beautiful, strong voice; but, I told him that he needs to get back to Idaho and to those five boys of his and work through it with his wife. And, I told him to try and ease off on the bottle a bit, even though your Dad was a great deal of fun when he’d had some whiskey in him.”

I hugged Doc and thanked him for sharing an unbelievable story that many others would try to deny.

We tipped our bottles together and I told Doc in a determined voice, “Someday I’m going to write about Reata Pass and Greasewood Flat. A place You, my Dad and I all love and cherish.”

I never saw Doc again during my sporadic and final few visits that were separated by many months and sometimes years because of business travel, family and life, though it was always my favorite place to visit in all of the Great State of Arizona.

My promise was kept to Doc of writing about the Old West, Greasewood Flat and Reata Pass; but, little did we know on that special day we met, I would be writing of it’s obituary.

Doc Cavalliere, Tommie Austin, Reata Pass and Greasewood Flat RIP!


Did I mention that I’ve finished my new Marketing Book?  Yes, “Authors, Artists & Anyone’s Personal Marketing Guide, Financial Success with 11 Proven Promotions including Blogs and Social Media” is now available on Amazon.com or BarnesandNoble.com in paperback or eKindle versions; It is has already received 3 fantastic reviews from Authors Lala Corriere, Dellani Oakes and Bonnie Lee. http://www.amazon.com/Author-Artist-Anyones-Personal-Marketing-ebook/dp/B00U490944/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-2&qid=1428905261

I’ve nearly finished writing "Mexico got Lucky," a true story about a kidnapped dog in San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico.    I have begun writing "BAJA Crazy, 4 Dusty Days and Wild Nights on the NORRA Mexican Trail" of which I hope to have completed and published by end of 2015.   Both of these reads are going to again be "Classic Rico Austin writing" with more twists and turns than ELVIS PRESLEY had in "Son of the KING, an ELVIS Paradox Unveiled."


Pictures at end and below Advertisements & Acknowledgements!

"Lovin' Life & Livin' Large!" - rico austin


Saludos y Vayan con Dios,

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Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA
 

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                                         Reata Pass RIP 2014;  Tommie Austin RIP 1984;


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   Cowboy Tommie Austin RIP and his horse visiting Reata Pass for a cold beer! 
                           Circa 1974, photo by Doc Cavalliere


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                                      Reata Pass Steakhouse in Scottsdale, Arizona












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REATA PASS Water Tower & Prison - photo by Sheila Webster

             
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                          Connie & Author Rico Austin's last night at Greasewood Flat


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   Author Rico Austin having one last beer with Amigo "Doc" Cavalliere at Greasewood Flat


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     Our last night at Greasewood Flat, we did purchase some t-shirts 3-28-2015


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        "I'm not Lisa" said Jessi Colter.   Miss Jessi and Connie Austin at Pinnacle Peak Patio


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         Jessi Colter and Rico Austin at Pinnacle Peak Patio - gave Jessi signed copy of
                                                "My Bad Tequila"


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             Author Rico Austin with the Official Arizona DUUUDE - Mr. Bob Roloff
                              & his signed copy of  "In the Shadow of ELVIS"


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         Rico Austin & Doc Cavalliere have left Greasewood Flat - SAD Night 4 ALL!


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                           Connie Austin with new friend Martin - what a cute, little Ass
                                         at Pinnacle Peak Patio in Scottsdale, AZ

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                    Author Rico Austin holding a cute, little Ass named Martin!


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             Author Rico Austin with Hollywood Actor Martin Kove whose credits 
                    include John Kreese the mean,  Karate Instructor in the Karate Kid!
          
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              One of my favorites: Martin Kove starring as Jackson, the helicopter pilot, 
                in Rambo: First Blood Part II, TriStar, 1985;  Photo by Gallery of History, Inc.

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                            Front Cover of Author Rico Austin's latest published book!


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                     Back Cover of Rico's newest published work: 
              Authors, Artists & Anyone's Personal Marketing Guide,
  Financial Success with 11 Proven Promotions including Blogs and Social Media


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        Bonus Photo: the Gorgeous Hollywood Starlet & Rico's Amiga Mamie Van Doren
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Caboholics 4th Annual Convention;  Tribute & Remembrance of Steven F. Austin;  Audrey on Red Carpet at the Grammys

2/28/2015

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February Blog 2015

Amigas & Amigos, the end of February has graced us with its short month and what a blast as I have “Blame it on Mexico” to bear most of the fun experiences.

February is usually a tough month for me as it was the 28th of February 1978 that I lost my youngest brother to a tree climbing / falling accident in which he broke his neck at the young age of 10 years. I try to look at it as a blessing, because little Steven is in heaven and didn’t have to see the World Trade center fall to terrorists, has not seen the devastation by Mother Nature done to Earth and its humans by way of Hurricane, Tornado, Cyclone, Earthquake, Drought and Famine to name just a few.  Yes, Steven had a great life of 10 years with very little heartache and misery.  He was one of the lucky ones, as Billy Joel wrote & sang, “Only the Good Die Young.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhjNm20XbXw

Now, “Blame it on Mexico” by Mr. George Strait http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=blame+on+mexico&FORM=VIRE2#view=detail&mid=582F770387AD3371347E582F770387AD3371347E  

What a fantastic month and visit to Cabo San Lucas because of the Caboholics 4th Annual Convention, a group started by Johnny & Maddie Corona.  Here is their description on Facebook of what a Caboholic is: “This group was created to help all Caboholics cope with the day to day struggles of Caboholism....”  “YES, I am a true Caboholic,” but there are another 6,000 members plus that are true Caboholics as well.

Not sure who is and was with more famous people. My niece Audrey Austin was with the Grammy folks in Tinsel Town & I'm hangin' in the town that Amigos Sammy Hagar, Brian Flynn, Miguel Hill & Johnny Corona built! Lovin' the Caboholics Support Group! Audrey you and Courtney deserved this trip & I included 3 photos mixed into the Caboholic photos for a nice variety and mix. Thank You for making me proud and please ignore the bad words in this blog, they are used strictly for emphasis and sensationalism! love Uncle Rico

Well, my adventure began on the early morning of Feb. 5th, for a 6:20 am flight 2787 of which Southwest would not check my luggage all the way through from PHX – SJD because of the many hours of layover between my connecting flight in SNA Orange County.  Fog was heavy in Orange County so my flight was canceled and I was moved onto a later flight that was late leaving; however I was assured by the gate agents of Southwest Air that I would be able to retrieve my bags and books, recheck at Orange County and then reboard the same plane bound for Cabo San Lucas.   But Guess Fuc-ing What?  The lead agent at SNA Orange County was not onboard with the plan and told me that I needed to check my luggage at least 1 ½ hours before the flight – r U kidding me?  I just arrived via Southwest and could not check my luggage all the way through as per Phoenix agents.  SNA agent Jacquie Plitt smugly tells me with a smile on her face, “You’re not going to Cabo today and You’re not going to Cabo tomorrow!”  I asked why I wouldn’t be able to go manana Feb. 6th and she said, “because we’re sold out.”

Unbelievable, they wouldn’t put me up for the two nights so I had to fly back to Phoenix and was charged by “Jacquie Plitt the Southwest Twit that doesn’t give a Shit” about customer service, you or I. 

I then booked with USAirways flight 532 on Feb. 7th and arrived safely into Cabo to begin my incredible adventure which makes PeeWee Herman’s adventure look like child’s play on Saturday.

My first night was spent at Siesta Suites right in the middle of Cabo – very convenient and clean. I loved it except for the episode of the “Hand” of which I’ll get to in just a bit.  First stop after checking into the hotel was to see my Amigo Chris Shuler of Gonzalez, Texas Fame and his restaurant La Palapa where I met fellow Caboholics Pam and Jim Conway.  Pam was experimenting with a new drink and “of all the margarita joints in all the towns in all the world I walk into her,” instead of Chris who was nursing a toothache.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa8d-jwFwds – scene from Casa Blanca with Humphrey Bogart.  Yes, I walked into the right bar at the right time to try the first “Blue Snapper” – pictures at the end of the blog.

Later that night I stumbled into Two for the Road Jazz Spot owned by great friends Kathy and Marty Daniels. Kathy was relaxing at the bar while Marty played piano and newly met Amiga Corey Prentice whom all afore mentioned are also of that special, giving, partying, fun loving Caboholics Support Group. I would be back Monday night for a book signing and to hear Ms. Kathy Daniels belt out the tunes with her deep, melodic, blues baritone voice.

Now, for the scariest part of this blog except when I was trapped in an elevator for a short time because of a power failure as I held the cold, metal handrails tightly waiting for a freefalling crash to the bottom of six high flights of stairs. Complete darkness and of course I had my sunglasses on which made the darkness even more magnified and me more terrified than when I saw the “HAND!” I had only shared this story in first “hand” conversation with one other person – Ms. Brooke Yoder of Clark, Washington, who was fairly impressed when I told her that I knew where Clark, Washington was located and had eaten at the local Taco Bell some odd years ago. I shared the story over a drink at Happy Endings, bar #2 (officially, I believe) on the Poker Crawl a few days later. What did not impress me about Brooke was her laughter after I confided my torturous, medieval tale of fear that had enveloped me my first sunny morning wake up at the Siesta Suites – woooo!

It was early morning and the bright sun was shining through the only window in my room, a small, rectangular window set high on the wall. I opened my eyes in celebration of my first full day in Cabo which would be my first opportunity to meet Maddie and Johnny Corona and many other Caboholics. As I went to stretch my arms I saw a shadow of a huge hand, it was the largest shadow of a hand that my eyes had ever seen and it was nearing my neck. I grabbed the covers, pulled them over my head and awaited the hand to squeeze the last breath from my stiffened, trembling body. Nothing, nothing, this killer with the giant hand was toying with me. Was he or it still near the bed? Was it or he still in the room? Seconds, turned into minutes and minutes into more and finally I eased back the cover and I am alone. I then move my arm and the hand suddenly reappears, just as enormous, just as frightening and again I grab for the covers, this time I noticed that the hand joined in the same movements as did my own arm and hand. Thank Goodness, it was a good hand that had clapped many times to great performers, had held other hands much more softer and gentler than his own. It was a hand that knew what hard work in the fields felt like, it was a hand that had stroked and touched every fiber of his own skin at one time or another. It was a firm hand of which had been placed on his body’s heart when the Pledge of Allegiance was recited and the Star Spangled Banner was played or sang at the opening of a ball game. It was Rico’s own hand and he silently clasped it with his other hand in joy and reunion that another day in Cabo would be had.

I jubilantly jumped for joy as I rose from the double bed with a single guy that is married and took a shower. I met Alex and thanked him for his hospitality, asked for directions to Cabo Cantina because I had a book signing to attend with fellow Caboholic Author Stuart Gustafson with his best seller Missing In Mexico.”  I had never met Stuart, but our books of Mexico have rivaled each other on the eKindle version of Mexico Travel Genre many times in the last 3 years. My Bad Tequila is rough, startling and goes down like a double shot of raw Tequila. Missing In Mexico is smooth, tranquil and flows like a tasty, well blended margarita. Great stories are both; but, as different and diverse as Mother Mexico.

As I made the very, short walk around two corners and down the main street to help glow in the celebration of the grand opening of the “Official Caboholic Store,” my face lit up like a lighthouse on a foggy night as did another lighthouse like face nearby – Mr. Johnny Corona in the flesh, just as I had seen him a hundred times and more on facebook with his Mexican style sombero, with brown, gray and some snowy colored hair, covering part of his face and atop covering all his head. Even if his hair someday finds itself alone with white color, this man will never be mistaken for Santa Claus as his belly does not look like a bowl of jelly when he laughs and Mrs. Maddie Corona will never be mistaken for Mrs. Claus as Maddie has beautiful dark hair and a complexion of a Greek Goddess.

I waved the instant I saw Johnny and he to me as in a second Mr. Corona too knew who I was by our constant companionship on Facebook with hundreds of other true, cyber friends who all love each other and respect the friendships we’ve developed and nurtured.  His computer was open under the palapa that shaded his table, his chair and his communication device. A Corona cerveza set within an easy grab length from whichever key he choose to stroke with his quick, fun anecdotes of sharing his love of Cabo Life, Boobs, Dogs, Maddie, Cabo Blue and not in this order as his first and greatest love is of his mate for life – the other, prettier Corona.

Johnny stood as I moved closer and we held each other like Brothers reunited after years apart, sailing other seas. I was so pleased that I met Johnny for a one on one time that will forever be cherished as the opportunity to talk with Johnny alone again came up once more at the Auction on the second floor outside when he asked me, “Did you bid on anything?”  “YES,” I responded, “on YOUR empty Arco del Cabo Tequila bottle that Miguel Hill gave you.” Johnny smiled.  Later that week I took home to Arizona a small part of Cabo San Lucas history.

After about ten minutes three more individuals walked up to our table, two of them gave Johnny a big hug and introductions were made of the Seahawk wearing couple and their friend.  David Bambino who has the tan of a thousand Italians and his bonita esposa – Ms. Marnee Ricker of Spokane, WA and their amiga Kat Drake, whose mission in life is to drive old and young men wild with her female exoticism (someday her Grandchildren will read this & the questions will fly).

Next came Maddie and Pam, so I quickly hugged and introduced myself to Maddie as she and Angel were getting ready for the grand opening with putting on the finishing touches and setting up the donated gifts and books. I asked Pam, “Have you brought any Blue Snapper’s to go,” and gave the fiery redhead a hug.

I then had the extreme pleasure of meeting another couple from the New England area that were great friends with the couple from the Spokane area. Liz N Theo Joyal as per their Facebook name greeted us with Liz’s gorgeous, soft face and strong, Bostonian accent. Theo had the persona and looks of Jimmy Buffett relaxing somewhere in the Keys of Florida. A big Grin and a heart a thousand times that of Grinch after it had Grown. 

Stuart Gustafson introduced himself and we signed for each other a copy of one another’s best seller and decided that we needed to share a margarita or three. Miguel Hill showed up with amp, guitar and his great voice as did his amiga Frannie Kapsalis who was busy taking many new Arco Tequila orders of which I placed one for the red bottle that is missing from my home collection.  I had met Miguel Hill a few years earlier when he had serenaded my wife Connie and I at his restaurant as we sipped Arco del Cabo Tequila and marveled at Miguel’s songs and agave juice. It was great to hug Miguel again and smell the Tequila on his breath as he too took in the aroma of the tequila that hung heavy with me.

The sweet, sweet Mariana Estrada-Tallman came waltzing again into my Cabo life and I once again felt complete. I had met Mariana on that same trip to Cabo when I first met Miguel and Mariana introduced me via facebook to Miguel and the delightful, hospitable Mr. Juan Ramon Tatemura Quesada of Cabo Lounge Bar fame. Mariana was also responsible for introducing me to the great couple Kathy and Martin Daniels of Two for the Road Jazz Spot of which is a staple of my rich diet in Cabo San Lucas. Too, through this social girl, I had met amigo Jay Nance of whom had once owned the Cabo Lounge Bar, but is now a residing neighbor in Arizona. Mr. Larry Bryan came over and introduced himself and told me, "I've been waiting to get my hands on that book of yours, called My Bad Tequila and so it was and so it shall be. Gracias Larry for the true compliment. And a special Thank You to Danny Matthews D Griss for taking the many, memorable photos.

After many songs, ribbon cutting of the opening of the Caboholic Store, some book sales, tequila consumption and cerveza sipping I was asked by Liz N Theo if I wanted to join them, Dave and Marnee, Kat, Brooke and Mariana at J&J La Casa del Habano for some great tequila tasting and a Mojito that Hemingway would appreciate. How could I say anything except, si, Si, SI, Vamos!  ;-)

Gran Centenario Anejo Tequila has now taken the place in my mind where I thought about sex, boobs, rock n’ roll, fishing, guns, bigger boobs and other manly shit. Liz N Theo introduced me to this nectar of blue agave, fabulous, fucking good tequila and I am in love.  I held her, I smelled her, I caressed her, I sipped her, I nibbled her, I tasted her on my tongue, in my mouth, throughout my body and then I wanted my way with her again and again. Each time her bodily fluids running wild through my veins and I knew I would not find another that satisfied me again, in this way, on this earth. In Cabo, I have found true love, I now just call her lovingly, “Tequila!” Even now, she is beckoning me to join her.

I am now awaking each and every morning at the Playa Grande Resort on the sixth floor, in a suite on the corner with 180 degree views of Cabo and the Pacific Ocean, but I am not alone, “Tequila” is near me.

Dear Andy Benish each morning helps start our day, with a "Good Morning Caboholics" picture and wake up call. We do all love seeing his name and the new locale he has decided to bless the Facebook wall with.  Keep up the Great Work, we all love and appreciate it and you.


Next on the agenda, the Meet & Greet of the Sponsors for the Caboholic Convention of which I am extremely proud to announce that “My Bad Tequila” book is in great company with other fine restaurants, bars, cantinas, tequilas, condos, delivery services, taxis and hotels. The venue chosen was exceptional at The Giggling Marlin. This is where I first saw and met Flat Chad Erchul and we became constant companions only being separated by the resorts we had unwisely chosen separately. I think I met Flat Chad’s wife Laura briefly, but it was Flat Chad that consumed my time and laughter. We hit strip joints, late night parlors and bars that only Flat Chad knew the password to get in.  One night we hooked up with Brian Williams, just the three of us and we were so indiscreet at the Go Go clubs that nobody even recognized any one of us. It was such fun to be with two other celebrities and none of us getting hounded by autograph seekers, mothers that wanted us to kiss their boobies, I mean babies and naked women flaunting themselves carelessly in harmful yet sexy ways (well, that part, we would have been okay with).  Usually when I go out with other famous people such as Captain Wild Bill Wichrowski, Sammy Hagar, Zach Galifianakis, Paul Michael Glaser aka Starsky, David Hasselhoff and Lou Dezarn never do we get a quiet moment to just talk like the regular guys we are, except that we’re super famous and chicks dig us and guys want to hang out with us and we get free shit all the time.

Oh speaking of Lou Dezarn, he did leave his famous firehose in Vegas where he regularly hangs out with Carrot Top, Siegfried and Roy, Mike Tyson and occasionally Nicholas Cage to bless us with his presence in Cabo. He also brought a special, little treat with him by the name of Lisa Morin DeZarn who enhances his appearance greatly. Well, I knew it was going to be kinda of an odd event when Texan Katherine Tanton gives me a “Keep AUSTIN Weird” pin shaped like the Texas Flag and Belinda Travers is coaxing me to “Go ahead & wear it” as she pokes it into my shirt and into my skin and playfully adds, “a little blood never hurt anyone.”  Lou not wanting to let everyone know that it is really him in the flesh that has made an appearance as the emcee at Giggling Marlin announces himself as Rico Austin and is wearing my “Rico Austin” name tag. So, lo and behold I am given the “Lou Dezarn” name tag and I’m surrounded by women that are telling me that I’m much better looking in person than on television and the movie screen. Being that I know how to handle hot and really hot women in these “Weird” circumstances and “Weird” situations I just let them compliment me and touch me and plant kisses all over my body. Now, Lou sees this and guess what, he goes beserk, saying “I’m the real Lou Dezarn!”  That is Rico Austin a low life imitator of an author that became addicted to “Tequila” and he’ll never love you the way that I love Lisa.  I just smiled that smile that I’ve seen Johnny Corona do a million times over again and signed another boob, not pretending it was a book.

Hang on, because “AUSTIN keeps getting Weirder” as a tall dude from Folsom Prison, I mean Folsom, California struts into the bar that has a Giggling Marlin as it’s mascot and says, “My name is Craig Duggins, I’m here to meet my amigo, Rico Austin” and then notices the name tag on Lou’s puffed up chest and states, “You’re an impostor because Rico and I are good facebook buddies and I have an autographed copies of all his books.”  Lou begins to stutter and the microphone is powered to “Super ON” and everyone whether a Mexican National, Canadian or American heard both Lou and Brian Williams claiming to be someone that they may or may not be and in desperation Lou belts out a “Meatloaf Challenge” to Chris Shuler who was minding his own business and that of three single ladies. Seems that the talented and famous Lou Dezarn had cooked a few meatloaves for Siegfried and Roy at the Mirage on “Tiger Tuesday” at the Mirage and had heard about Senor Shuler’s famous meatloaf in the food circles of which he hung with. Chris accepts the challenge in his Texas drawl on one condition, “That it is held at La Palapa and all proceeds go to Charity” and shows his belt buckle that he won in a meatloaf cook off in Nashville some 17 years ago to the three single girls that could have or might have been older than 50 years young so that would have made them only 33 years of age when Chris Shuler took home the belt buckle and the waitress / judge.

I’m just enjoying the show as “Tequila”, Liz N Theo Joyal and I enjoy each other’s company. I give Flat Chad a high five & since FC knew everyone that was anyone, he introduced me other friends of Katherine and Belinda – who turned out to be Michelle Lopez Anthony, Patti Slater, Donette Wilson Sullivan, Kristin Couillard, Amanda Osborne, Karen Donovan Joyce, Patti Markus, Kathy Hammer, Dot Hayes, Cabo Di and a bunch of other fun, “Giggling” Girls. I believe I heard a “great tale” (pun intended) that Belinda Travers gave to her BFF Patti Slater the first #1 “Whale Tail Caboholic Pin” or perhaps it was the other way around; but it was a heartwarming story of which I wish I had heard Paul Harvey’s “The Rest of the Story.”

After talking with Chris Shuler about the fun and adventures that Wild Bill Wichrowski of Deadliest Catch and I have had we all decided to go to Blue Cabo for cocktails, singing, dancing, romancing and karaoke. I make one last walk around looking for Amigo David L. Van Amburg as we have been chatting on facebook about this trip for months.  Still a no show!  I probably should make a Disclaimer for this Blog only: “The events happened, the day or night in which it actually happened may or may not be correct. Remember Boys and Girls, Tequila and Cervezas were involved which both are considered Alcohol and are  Mind Bending, Memory Losing substances that can help distort your thinking that you’ve become a great dancer, a beautiful voice that has to be heard or that you have become bullet proof and hard falls just make you stronger.”  Alrighty then, off to Cabo Blue where Craig and I become heavily intoxicated and talked with several individuals including but not limited to Rick Ayers, , Scott Moore, Alan Thiers and involved in multiple fun conversations of which I don’t recollect many or any of them with the charismatic couple of Kathryn Riechel Stoner and Kirk Stoner of which when my bar tab came due at the end of the great, hot evening my credit card could not be accepted and Margo Marek had to give me the dismal news. I was confused, distraught, embarrassed and several other things that I don’t have the time to list or describe. Low and behold a man who I had just hours earlier met said, “No problemo Rico, here’s $2000 pesos to get you by until you can get things straightened out with your bank or credit card.” How Awesome is Kirk Stoner, he is that Awesome. The next day I called the credit card company, got it straightened out, had mucho casho dinero and when I went to pay Kirk back he tells me, “You signed us a couple of books, take some of that money back.” No way Jose or Kirk, or whatever Your name is: You did a great deed and You will get full payment.  Kirk then bought me a beer with his money.  ;-) Kirk and I took pictures together with the “Cabo Stong” picture frame.  Thank You Amigo!

What day is it now? Maybe Monday, yes Snorkeling and Booze Cruise named Cabo Escape and there were so many of us that others had to go on the Pirate Ship – Cabo Legend?  YES, Garrett Doyle was correct with his ever conviction of a prediction that "We're gonna need a bigger boat."  Best booze cruise I’ve ever been on, might have been the Caboholic persons, might have been the endless cervezas and tequila, might have been the whale show of which Amiga Katherine Tanton captured a superb shot with her iPad of a breaching whale. I see the whales, the cocktails, but still no David L. Van Amburg. I’m still wondering why Bob Noxious and Mariana Estrada Tallman got preferential treatment and were boarded prior to us others.  Could it be that they are well respected in the Circle of Captains of Cabo?  YES, great Trip, snorkeling not so great, but the cool water, just hangin’ drinkin’ cervezas in the Sea of Cortez was one of the highlights of the trip. Got to party some more with Justin Erfle, Jessica Ross, Craig Duggins, Mariana, Bob Noxious and some other cool people. Wish Liz N Theo Joyal hadn’t left for the cold just yet. They would have enjoyed another day with Dave, Marnee, “Tequila” and I. This song is for Liz N Theo – You and Tequila make me Crazy by Kenny Chesney;  http://www.bing.com/search?q=you+and+tequila+make+me+crazy&src=IE-TopResult&FORM=IETR02&conversationid=

I now have time to go back to Playa Grande Resort, take a swim, perhaps a nap and even a shower (just kidding, of course I took a nap.) I get on Facebook and there is a message from David L. Van Amburg that there has been a family emergency and he will not be making the trip to Cabo. I’m sad for him, say a little prayer and take a nap. Time to get dressed, get my remaining books together and head over to the Two for the Road Jazz Spot for a night of great music, tequila drinking and book signing and maybe a hug or four from a female fan. Yes, Kathy and Marty Daniels are two very special people to Cabo and to me. I love them both dearly and have had many late night conversations , some serious, some outrageous and some just plain slapstick silly, but all enjoyable and meaningful. I did a couple of readings, one from “My Bad Tequila” and another from “In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter.” I drank some good tequila, shared some memories and stories and stumbled home feeling complete. Well, my home that night was in the backseat of a pickup as my poor little, tired, drunk self just couldn't make it up that hill again.  Thank You Mr. Truck owner for not locking the door.

It might be Pub Crawl Day or Meat Loaf Cook Off Day? They’re all running together. Busy schedule, no time for the beach or the pool as I’ve got Amigas & Amigos to see, pubs to crawl to and meatloaf to taste. Guess, I’ll go with the Meatloaf Cookoff since it involves my two, too good amigos Lou & Shu as their head to head competition has them slated. I choose not to judge as I know I’ll love them both and I can not, will not, would not, could not, should not judge this food extravaganza. It was close, but Chris Shuler took home another belt buckle and waitress / judge and Lou, well Lou is still famous and will go back to Vegas to his glamourous lifestyle while the rest of us will return home to our dull and meaningless lives of writing books, milking cows, counting money, selling tires, fixing people’s lives, mending broken bones, serving meals to the homeless, bartending, giving root canals, selling mansions and mega real estate, farming the field, picking the grapes, teaching young children to read, drilling for oil, fishing and prostitution.

Okay, we might be doing the Pub Crawl that consisted of 11 or 12 stops? You might have noticed my detail is getting less and less as I am hovering at over 5,500 words just on this single topic which is over 1/10th of a novel.  Some of this may go into a short story or into “My Bad Tequila II, the Next Bottle!” I am going to premature apologize for not remembering all of the Pub Crawl Bars and Sponsors – will try to list what I remember:  Hooligans was the last stop I believe, Happy Ending, Wicked Pizza, The Wet Cactus, Cabo Blue Bar, Tanga Tanga, The Jungle Bar, Rips, Cabo Cantina, Rock n Brew, Uno Mas, Sangria Bar & John’s Place.  I do remember some of the people on our team – Bob Noxious – team captain, heavy drinker; Jessica Ross and Brooke Yoder and some other people that I couldn’t tell if they were on our team or someone else’s team as the teams were kind of all there or maybe I was just seeing double and triple. I know that Bob told me I won a “I’m a Caboholic” koozie that I had to give my wife when I returned home, but I have Johnny Corona’s empty Arco bottle and a Sponsor Banner given to me by Maddie.

I also need to mention that some events were very charitable, not only in giving dollars and pesos; but, with time donated and spent visiting orphans – Feeding Los Cabos Kids, homeless animals – Humane Society and El Ranchito. I am sad to say that I was signed up for the El Ranchito in San Jose, but missed the ride. Stayed out too late at Two for the Road Jazz Club. Thanks to Maddie for arranging this and to all those that spent part of your valuable vacation time doing something Fantastic and Unselfish.

Hiking Solmar with Cabo Kruzer, the other hike was to be led by Bob Noxious, but he injured his foot and had to cancel so that gave me a legitimate reason to cancel. Thanks a lot Bob!

George Landrum also donated a Fishing Trip Raffle in honor of his late wife Mary at the “Meet and Greet.” “Great Respect for a Great Man that has Respect for a Great Woman.” – rico austin

Todos Santos Day Trip to see the famous Hotel California.  I wanted to take this excursion, but will wait to share it when my bride can tag along and I believe we’ll probably spend the night.

Cabo Villas Pool Party was a blast, music a blaring, skin a bearing, Miguel a sharing (his Tequila). I remember seeing Maddie getting pulled around the pool like a queen on her inflatable chariot by several different roman soldiers. I even took my tour of duty like a brave infantryman. I sold a couple of books which bought me a couple of drinks. What happens in Cabo, stays in Cabo, we don’t need no stinkin’ IRS.

Fire truck engine ride time! I may be a mongrel Heinz 57 mutt; but, for the first time in all my puppy life I knew what it felt like to be a Dalmation with the wind blowing through my white and black spotted hair, the shrill whistle screaming through my alert ears and my little pug nose getting to smell every little taco stand that we whizzed by with my skinny little tail wagging huge in the air as I was waving my paw at all the children, workers, vacationers, shop owners and other mutts in the street! Pam Conway with her not matching red hair to the red fire truck sat up front. Thanks for a fun time Karen Libby, Scott Martin, Jim Conway, Garrett Doyle and his lovely bride / wingman as he calls her – Maureen Fine Doyle who celebrated her 60th year since birth with the Caboholics.  Gracias Bomberos Voluntarios de Cabo San Lucas for your fire protection and Amiga Maddie Corona for putting this together and Amigo Lou Dezarn for convincing me that this was an activity not to miss! Feeling like man's best friend!

Finale was the Dinner / Auction at Desperado’s where many of us donated items of which we made, built, wrote, drank from, or spent cash on providing. The highlight of the night was when they auctioned off the cardboard “Cabo Strong” sign made by Mr. Kevin Crosby (THANK YOU KEVIN) that toured the San Jose / Cabo San Lucas area during the devastating Hurricane Odile. Johnny Corona had the winning bid at I believe $500 and purchased it for his love and partner of Cabo – Maddie Corona. I love the Haneys! I’m just going off a bad memory, but I believe the total raised for the week for various charities was $11,000;  If I was still gambling I would double down on that figure as I know how lucky we are as Caboholics and how this group continues to amaze me when it comes to helping others that desperately are in need.  Again, Garrett Doyle was correct in his many posts "We're gonna need a bigger boat," and Miguel Hill played his music and sang his Cabo songs and I have my beautiful "Tequila" on my lips.

Special shout out to The Wet Cactus and Keith Perry’s incredible crew. On my last, lonely night I decided to go and have the Lobster Nachos, met a nice couple of Caboholics from the Salt Lake City, Utah area and left my bag that had my Sponsor Flag and my empty bottle of Arco that had previously been finished off by Johnny Corona at The Wet Cactus.  When I returned home to my resort I realized I had left the bag of goodies and called the bar. They had the merchandise behind the bar and gave it to me. For their honesty and help, I have them $100 peso and all of us were happy. I relayed this story via facebook to Keith and we also received great news that none of his immediate family were seriously injured in the vehicle accident.  GOD is Great!TODOS SANTOS DAY TRIP

DINNER / AUCTION AT DESPERADO'S TODOS SANTOS DAY TRIP

DINNER / AUCTION AT DESPERADO'S CABO ESCAPE / CABO LEGEND SNORKEL PARTY

CABOHOLIC POKER/CANTINA CRAWL

TODOS SANTOS DAY TRIP

DINNER / AUCTION AT DESPERADO'S


I have lived the CABO life, where everybody gets treated like a Rock Star including Sammy Hagar (The Red Rocker)! Last minute one-way fare to CABO $383.00; Taxi from SJD to downtown CABO $17.00, a Blue Snapper drink $10.00 at La Palapa, getting to be on stage with Brian Flynn and/or Miguel Hill, sharing a margarita with Dave and Marnee and having a Mojito at J&J Hemingway's with Liz N Theo Joyal- Priceless!

Lost & Found Section: I lost my pet Scorpion - Sting and my "Keep AUSTIN Weird" pin given by Amiga Katherine Tanton.  I am extremely distraught about both losses, more so than my virginity which also fell by the wayside, but that was before I boarded the plane. Last time I saw either one of the other two was on my flight back to Los Angeles.  If any of you happen to hear of a story involving someone getting a prick or stung, please notify me immediately and please keep it quiet. I don't need no bad publicity no time, no where, know what I mean.  http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/15/us/lax-scorpion-plane/index.html 


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Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA

"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM


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                          CABO, YOU Complete ME!
      
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                 Caboholics 4th Annual Convention - February 7th - 14th, 2015

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 Author Rico Austin with fellow Caboholics Liz N Theo Joyal & Rico's true love "Tequila"

 We're celebrating the life of Centenario (TEQUILA) & of being blessed as a Caboholic!

  Rico, Theo Joyal, Kat Drake, David Bambino, Marnee Ricker, Mariana Estrada & Liz Joyal




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   Yep, some of Rico's adventures begin at the Airport!  & no he's not scared, just confused!


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      My beautiful neice Audrey Austin & cousin Courtney Shippy at Grammys


       There are those 2 beautiful girls making their way to the Red Carpet!
                         Stayed tuned for the next picture!





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  Okay, it is Official, Audrey & Courtney are on the Red Carpet at the Grammys!

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     Flat Chad with Amigos!  Flat Chad, AMEX & Brian Williams, everywhere You want 2 B
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                             Meatloaf will never be looked at the same way again!




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                                           Will the real Lou please stand up?


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                   Brooke Yoder telling & joking about my serious "HAND" story!
                                                  Not Funny, Jessica & Maddy!


    More fun at Rico Austin's expense!  He shares a personal moment & the world laughs!



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At least Author Rico Austin has some place he can hide and talk in privacy with Lou Dezarn



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   Author Rico Austin tasting the first ever "Blue Snapper" by Pam Conway at La Palapa!
It was fun, no one recognized me with Sunglasses & a huge glass filled with Blue Snapper!


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      Whale sighting while on Cabo Escape, captured by Amiga Katherine Tanton

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                     Author Rico Austin trying to make it to another Caboholic event!
                                        My poor Ass hurts from being all over Cabo!


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Marty Daniels sent me this photo of Steve Miller doing a gig at Two for the Road Jazz Spot
                         Senor Daniels swears that Rico Austin is uncover Steve Miller!



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        Fire Truck Engine Red Fun - Where is Maddie?  Went 2 get another Cocktail! 
                 I see Pam Conway almost driving the Red Truck with the Red Hair!

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   Okay enough already!   Brian, please give it a rest!  We know, we heard all Your stories during the Caboholics 4th Annual Convention and we're sick of it.  We know You know Flat Chad, Lou, Shuler, Liz N Theo, Johnny Corona & his wife Maddie, Brooke, Senor Bambino & his squeeze Marnie, Audrey & Courtney, the Conways - Jim & Pam, Craig, Kirk & Kathryn, Miguel Hill, both Bryans - Flynn & Larry, Miguel Hill (you've mentioned him twice now), Garrett, Andy, Kathy & Marty Daniels, Wild Bill Wichrowski, Rico Austin & Sammy Hagar!   Please go back to Flat Chad's Cabo Villa & Chillax!

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   "And there I was, buying a beer for Rico Austin when he lost a lens of his glasses," 
                                   another story by Brian Williams 


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      I nearly made it back to Playa Grande Resort, just shy of 4 blocks & a steep hill!
                                    Now where did I leave my Ass? 


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 Now I remember, loaned it to some Amigos to haul "Tequila" back to Flat Chad's Villa!




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     On stage with Bryan Flynn, taken right before getting kicked off stage!
                             Not pictured:  Flat Chad, Lou Dezarn, Brian Williams


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     Uh Yeah, what he said!    "Lovin' Life & Livin' Large" - rico austin




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            One of my favorite places & favorite people - Kathy & Marty Daniels!
     I have had more book signings here than anywhere in Cabo -  4 is the lucky number!


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         Three Beautiful Caboholic Women, One Super Hero, & One Lucky, Righteous Dude!




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                           Even Batman is a Caboholic!   Not pictured Robin!


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                              The Wild Bunch at Two for the Road Jazz Spot!


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               This Clown & Chris Shuler will be giving out Free Hugs at La Palapa!
                                   for a free Tequila lick - tell 'em Rico sent ya!


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           Grand Opening - Ribbon Cutting Ceremony of Johnny's Caboholic Store!
                                                   February 7th, 2015!


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               Proud Sponsors of the 2015 Caboholics Convention!  Please Support!






                 These Caboholics supported all the Convention Sponsors ! 
Will YOU on YOUR next Trip?  Of Course YOU will, YOU'RE CABOHOLICS!

Thank You to Danny Matthews D Griss for taking memorable photos including this one! 
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     Thank YOU Maddie & Johnny!   I can not wait for the V Convention in 2016! 
                Please invite me back, I promise to be a better hombre next time!
   No more partying with Flat Chad & Brian Williams until the wee hours of the manana!


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    this picture was taken right before Johnny Corona bid the winning amount of $500 
         to give this to his wife Maddie who is holding the "Cabo Strong" frame!  
     Lou still can not believe he lost the Meat Loaf cookoff while Chris gloats off to the side!
      This was an incredible week & auction - even those that could not make it sent items!
                          THANK YOU CABOHOLICS!     I Love YOU Man & Woman! 


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     I found David Van Amburg!  Still missing "Keep Austin Weird" pin & pet scorpion - Sting!

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      Sorry Sammy!   Didn't make it to Cabo Wabo this trip!  I was super busy & we'll get    together again on Your Birthday - October 13th, 2015!   Don't worry, Flat Chad will B there!


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            Hey, don't B pointing fingers!  I didn't give Baby Carlos the Tequila!  
                                                   Zach where R U?


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        Author Rico Austin with Amigos Zach Galifiankis & Baby Carlos somewhere in Cabo!

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               Rico Austin with Amigo Kirk Stoner at Desperados for the Caboholic Auction!
                         One Memorable, Unforgettable Week of Celebration and Vacation!
                                                "Living on a Prayer" - Bon Jovi!
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Tiger Woods takes a huge dump at Waste Management; Caboholics Convention coming soon;  Sherlock Holmes Protégé solves Abby's Golf Bag Mystery; Brian Williams is .......

1/31/2015

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January 2015 Blog

Amigas & Amigos – Happy New Year, this is the first Blog of 2015 and it is shaping up to be quite a year already.

I’m heading to Cabo in February for the 4th Annual Caboholics Convention and the grand opening of the Caboholics Store in downtown Cabo San Lucas by Caboholic Founders Johnny & Maddie Haney aka Mr. & Mrs. Corona.  Membership is over 5300 of the wildest, tamest, fun loving people of the United States, Canada & Mexico.  I’m honored to be a part of this group now for about four years; however this is my first convention. All kinds of activities will await from Booze Cruise with snorkeling, Fire Truck rides with beer drinking, Pub Crawls with Tequila shooting, visits to the Humane Society, Orphanage and that’s just the first two days. There is hiking of Sol Mar mountain, a bus trip to Los Santos to see the famous Hotel California, a fund raising dinner with silent auction for the humane society & boys club with many donating Sponsors including my Texas Amigo Chris Shuler’s new restaurant – La Palapa & Two for the Road owned by Amiga & Amigo Kathy & Marty Daniels who perform jazz nightly and I’ve been asked again this year to have another book signing there. My Bad Tequila is also a proud sponsor right alongside the Giggling Marlin, Cabo Blue, Wet Cactus, Wicked Pizza, Cabo Lounge, Cabo Cantina and Tanga Tanga, what great cantinas and bars to be affiliated and named with.  Can’t wait, will post mucho photos when I post February’s Blog at the end of that short month.

Finally, I was able to go see Tiger Woods play in the flesh, first time I’ve seen him live at the Phoenix Open aka Waste Management at TPC Scottsdale and boy was I disappointed, good thing I went Friday because Eldrick Woods did not make the cut. I wanted to see him golf before he lost all of his teeth. Tiger’s front tooth was knocked out earlier this month by a photographer and his camera, not sure if ex wife   paid for it to be done or not, so far they’re claiming accident; but, that is what he claimed when she took a nine iron to him after finding out about his whore lovers.

The Waste Management golf tournament was a riot, an extreme party on a golf course made up of mostly hot chicks that have never golfed and old frat boys that I hope never grow up.  Thursday’s attendance which was the first day of the tournament set a new record of 118,436 eclipsing the old opening day record of over 30,000 golfing revelers and wanna be models or chicks that think they have what it takes to be married to a professional golfer. Lots of thirty something & forty something women looking for a new, high dollar man in their baby making years that are ticking away far too rapidly. On Friday morning I made my way to the 16th hole – loudest hole in golf where Tiger Woods made a hole in one in his appearance in 1996, I was there that day as well; but, chose to follow Phil Mickelson that day which turns out to be a mistake. My girlfriend at the time Patricia wanted to follow Tiger, but the crowds were so large that we decided against, been kicking myself ever since. So, I decided to wait for Tiger on the 16th hole in a shared suite with very rich and famous companions of Will Ferrell and Jimmy Fallon just a few seats away. Tiger was flustered, not smiling as usual and hardly acknowledging the crowd as he was having his worst golfing day as a professional where he shot 11 over for the day for an 82 and plus 13 for the two days which ended him in a tie for dead last – 132 players & he ties for 131st place with some guy I have never heard of, but probably have played golf with when I shot my best round ever on 4th of July, 1994 in Mesa, AZ in 109 degree weather. I drove through the sprinklers on most every hole to keep myself cooled on in route to a career best 77 which had I received that score on Friday I could have / would have beaten the great Tiger Woods by 6 strokes. Now, I know some of you mathematicians out there are saying, “hey, wait a minute 82 subtract 77 = 5 strokes.” Yes, but I was playing a 72 par course and Tiger a 71 par course with a nearly same slope rating.

Well enough of this golf stuff!  That cool dude Brian Williams the reporter is everywhere I tell ya.  He was at the Waste Management Open in Scottsdale helping Tiger Woods read putts and I'm almost sure I saw him on New Year's Eve at the Fiesta Bowl when Boise State made it 3 for 3 at University of Phoenix Stadium, this year against Arizona Wildcats. I am almost sure he will attend next month's 4th Annual Caboholics Convention in Cabo San Lucas.  I'll be sure to have many pictures of him hangin' with most of us. Brian Williams, Tequila & MasterCard - everywhere YOU want 2 B!

Well, wait I have a story with pictures at the end about my Amigo in Green Valley, AZ – Manuel aka Abby that was playing in a golf tournament and discovered that someone had f-cked with his bag. Being that I’ve always wanted to be a Sherlock Holmes guy and since I was having beers and margaritas with Tiger since he didn’t make the cut, I tried my “Elementary Dear Watson” routine out and here is what I discovered and uncovered.


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Abby's own words on facebook of what he found: "CLEANED OUT MY GOLF BAG AND DISCOVERED I HAD TWO FULL BOTTLES OF WATER, SEVERAL CRUSHED CANS OF BEER, SEVERAL RANGE BALL'S AND SEVERAL OLD SCORE CARD STUCK DOWN THE HOLES WHERE MY GOLF CLUBS GO. MY CLUB'S WERE NOT GOING IN THE HOLES ALL THE WAY. I GOT A FEELING WHICH GOLFER'S DID THIS BECAUSE I HAVE THE OLD SCORE CARDS. .PAY BACK ARE A BEEACHE."


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Rico aka Sherlock Holmes wanna be:  "Okay, I'll tell you what happened. I saw Tiger fuc&ing around with Your bag & we got into an argument & I punched Tiger in the mouth & his tooth came out and then he poked me in the eye and he felt bad so he bought me a beer and while that was going on, one of your old girlfriends said, Is that Abby C.'s bag? That guy left me at the alter, that son of a bitch" & then she threw some stuff in your golf bag. So I think that is what happened! Tiger is here at my house right now drinking Tequila with me because he shot 2+ yesterday & 11+ today & we're joking that he is a worse golfer than Abby! 

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here is the beer Tiger Woods bought me after poking me in the eye! he likes the Arizona State Sun Devils beads that You & Kim gave me. He wants some or one of Your Boise State Broncos Blue Fans & he wants to be a Blue Elvis! 


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I didn't know that Tiger & Justin Bieber are Homeys & now we going to become a Wolfpack like in The Hangover 1, 2 & 3! We might even star in The Hangover 4 since Tiger knows Mike Tyson & he is missing a front tooth too. It is such a small world! I love hangin' with these guys - Tequila & Women everywhere! 

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Here I am with Zach Galifianakis, enjoying another beer that Tiger bought me when my eye got better! Amigo Zach is showing me how to act as a Wolfpack member for my upcoming audition!


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               Here I am with some chicks that the Canadian boy singer of
                    Justin Bieber - Never Say Never hooked me up with!


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Here's Your Ex girlfriend that put all the shit in your golfbag. She wasn't very hot looking on the golf course; but when Tiger Woods & I stared drinking My Bad Tequila with her, You know she ain't half bad! I think she might be Tiger's next girlfriend & then EX. I think she'll probably go after him with a golf club like his former EX wife did because she seemed kinda like a crazy bitch especially when she does shooters on the bar!


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Well at least the mystery is solved and you won't have to go looking for guys that are going undercover like these 2 dudes I saw. I think they're guilty of something because they just didn't seem quite right - something was a miss! LMAO  ;-)  
Hope You enjoyed the Saga! I think this should be a short story or a full length movie!


And now a message from Cliff to Norm of which You all should take heed!
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"Drinking Tequila speeds the process up even more, killing all the weak brain cells so that the smarter ones have more room to process, thus making those that drink Tequila very intelligent while making wise decision upon good decision of those based with a Yes or No response!"  author & tequila connoisseur Rico Austin

 

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                   Brian Williams, Tequila & MasterCard - Everywhere YOU want 2 B!


http://elitedaily.com/life/15-reasons-tequila-actually-really-good/927020/ 

Buenos Noches Compadres!
Saludos y Vayan con Dios,
Last, but not least, please “LIKE” my new page on Facebook, "ELVIS - (In The Shadow Of)"

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Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA

"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM


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 Merry Christmas; Grand Mayan Tequila; Happy New Year 2015; Fiesta Bowl - threepeat for Boise State University Broncos; Tom Chambers; Arizona Wildcats are Cool Cats & Great Fans; Florida State & Jameis Winston embarrassed;  

12/31/2014

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Feliz Navidad, Happy Hanukkah & Festivus for the Rest of Us!  I hope the end of 2014 brought all of you happiness, health & prosperity, with it following you each into 2015.  I wish only the best for my Amigas, Amigos, Fans, Family & Readers!

As we close out this last month of 2015, I wish to Thank GOD for another year of Life and good Health and to wish for Peace & Goodwill towards All Men & Women on this Earth!

Santa was good to me again this Christmas as I received a beautiful Pat Tillman ASU Jersey #42, a Hideaway / Harley Davidson Shirt and Grand Mayan Tequila; http://www.gmtequila.com/site/  Pictures at the end with Santa who personally handed the Grand Mayan Tequila to Rico and decided to have a few sipping shots before climbing back on that sleigh. Say what You want, but for me and Grandpa we believe.  Santa sent me a picture of he and one of his helpers enjoying their favorite author on some down time in New Port Beach, CA.  Also a picture of me with my new ASU Jersey at Harold’s Corral with Amigos Tom Chambers (former Phoenix Suns Basketball Player) & Jim & Barbara & Tina.  Here’s one of Tom’s more famous dunks, many moons ago against the New York Knicks.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDyBSTQDwH8

There is one picture or two photos of me being a bad boy hangin’ out with the Dirty Dogg Saloon Babes. Maybe Santa knows about this picture and this hangout, maybe not?  But, I do think he would approve, not so sure about Mrs. Santa.  Such hot ladies I had to post them twice because they're both naughty and nice.

The Housewives of North Scottsdale also paid me a late night visit and they brought their own wine and vodka, I supplied the tequila and ......

This Holiday Season allowed me to hang out with Arizona Biking Legends Buddy Stubbs & Mark Bradshaw at Hideaway Grill located somewhere in Cave Creek, AZ. I’ve written about both these legends, one in each of two books – My Bad Tequila & In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter.  https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Hideaway-Grill/227878947315122

As soon as I finish this Blog, I’ll head to the airport to pick up my good friends from Boise, Idaho for the Fiesta Bowl that will be played at the University of Phoenix stadium on Dec. 31st, 2014 at 2:00 pm local, Mountain Time.  The Boise State Broncos will be taking on the Wildcats of Arizona from Tucson. Didn’t get the Blog finished until January 4th, 2015. This is the first time since I began writing this Blog in 2009 that I have not had a blog ready by months end. Life and fun with friends took precedent and got in the way. I know each of You will understand because I was doing what Ernest Hemingway said & wrote best, “In order to write about life, first you must live it.”                   https://social.newsinc.com/media/json/69017/28299005/singleVideoOG.html?videoId=28299005&type=VideoPlayer%2F16x9&widgetId=2&trackingGroup=69017 

We had a fun group which includes Boise State Fans – Rico, Connnie, Rich, Rhonda, Kory, Michelle, Blu Kaboy, Bronco Girl, Rick, Jason, John & Kim P., Tiana, Claudia, Nick, Kristina, Greg, Ian, Jay, Spencer, JP, Don, Tina, Glen, Jake, Jennifer, Orin, John, Denise, Jerry, Randy, Patrick, Joe, J.R., Dillon, Ron, Mary, Larry, Katherine, John C., Denise and many, many more.  On the Arizona side will be Abby, Kim C., Steve, Sandy, Matt, Charlotte, Robert and others. Also got my picture taken with Ian Johnson which our photo ended up on Good Morning Idaho. (For those of you that don’t know who Ian Johnson is: He was on the Bronco squad in 2007 at the first Fiesta Bowl in which Boise State University played the powerhouse of Oklahoma and its Sooners.  Ian scored the winning 2 point conversion with a perfectly executed Statue of Liberty play taken from QB Jared Zanbrasky in Double Overtime, winning 43 – 42 and then Ian proposed to his BSU cheerleader girlfriend Chrissy Popadics on National Television.)  All the BSU & some of the U of A fans met up at the Hi Fi Lounge in Old Town Scottsdale for the BSU Rally at 4:00 pm on Dec. 30th. http://hifibars.com/  & here is the a shot of the local newscast of which I was selected to be a part of:
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Time to recognize those that have entertained us through the years and have earned their time to rest among the clouds and mountain tops.

Joan Rivers RIP, born a natural comedian as Joan Alexandra Molinsk on June 8, 1933 and left this Earth on September 4, 2014 was an American actress, comedian, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona where she made most of her fun at the expense of herself, towards other celebrities and dimwit politicians. Rivers came to prominence in 1965 as a guest on The Tonight Show with mentor Johnny Carson. She was perhaps the funniest woman alive.

Joe Cocker RIP was born on May 20 1944 and passed on December 22, 2014. John Robert "Joe" Cocker was an English rock and blues singer and musician who came to popularity in the 1960s. He was known for his gritty voice, spasmodic body movement in performance, and cover versions of popular songs, particularly those of The Beatles. Cocker's cover of The Beatles' "With a Little Help from My Friends" reached number one in the UK in 1968. He performed the song live at Woodstock in 1969.

Donna Douglas RIP was born Doris Smith in September 1932 in Louisiana and passed peacefully on January 1, 2015 in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Donna was an American actress known best for her role as Elly May Clampett in The Beverly Hillbillies (1962–1971). After her acting career ended, Donna became a real estate agent, a Gospel singer and inspirational speaker, and authored books for children and adults.

Little Jimmy Dickens RIP aka James Cecil Dickens born December 19, 1920 -January 2, 2015 was the oldest living member of the Grand Ole Opry. Jimmy was an American country music singer famous for his humorous novelty songs, his small size, 4'11" (150 cm), and his rhinestone-studded outfits. He was inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame in 1983. At the end of this blog is a picture of Little Jimmy Dickens with country singer Brad Paisley to show Little Jimmy's complete physical stature. 

Lots of great fun at the Vizio sponsored Fiesta Bowl with Boise State winning its 3rd Fiesta Bowl win – 3 for 3 at the University of Phoenix Stadium, the winningest college football program on that field and second overall of all Fiesta Bowls to Penn State with a 6 – 0 record; but, by Paterno turning his head the other way while young boys were molested ruined all that Football & School glory.  If it had been one of Joe Paterno’s grandsons being raped, I’ll bet he would have informed law enforcement.  There are many things in this life that are more important than football, especially the innocence of a child.

This Year’s Bowl game was another close one as BSU held off the Wildcats of University of Arizona in a score of 38 -30; Here is part of an interview I did at the tailgate with ABC Channel 6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB1ubT4-hA0&feature=share


After claiming victory and congratulating the Arizona Wildcat Fans for being a great sports fans and team, came home and hosted a New Year’s Eve Celebration for  Boise State, Arizona, Arizona State & Wisconsin fans – great way to end 2014 and bring in 2015 with giant snowflakes here in almost Sunny, Northern Scottsdale.  The Boise crowd yelled with dissatisfaction, claiming to have left Idaho for Arizona to leave the powdery white stuff, while the Arizonans all shouted with glee at the very rare weather of falling snow that was building into a possible snowman, not just melting as soon as ground was hit. We all enjoyed spirits galore, honey baked ham, scalloped potatoes by Connie with cheese, salami, pepperoni, nuts, Tostito Chips and Yes we missed having them as a Fiesta Bowl Sponsor and a delicious salad put together and served up by Tina. Unfortunately, Tom Chambers had to cancel because of a previous commitment with “the Chuckster.” Yes, a Charles  Barkley New Year’s Party takes precedence over a Rico Austin New Year’s Party and probably, rightly so. Auld Lang Syne - “ Should old acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind.” 
The song begins by posing a rhetorical question as to whether it is right that old times be forgotten, and is generally interpreted as a call to remember long-standing friendships. Therefore, Amigo Tom Chambers made the correct decision of visiting an Old Friend, Mr. Charles Barkley.

Looks as if Amigo John Joseph Stone started a new trend in getting a tattoo as his lead has been followed by Amiga Kristina S. who also has taken the epic, award winning novel “My Bad Tequila” as reading material to read while receiving her new TaT. Pictures at the end.

I found out from twtrland has me as Number Seven on the list of most influential persons or companies associated with Tequila and they show the book cover of “In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter.” Please don’t get me wrong, I’m  not complaining, only I would have thought “My Bad Tequila” book cover posting more appropriate! Can't believe I rated higher than Sammy Hagar (The Red Rocker) & Cabo Wabo. Thanks to my faithful fans on Facebook, Twitter and the My Bad Tequila Blog that I have such a high rating and recognition, oh & I drink lots of Tequila and have many bottles at home – some empty, some nearly full and all very tasty and special. “You’ll see the true reflection of me when the Tequila bottle is empty.” – rico austin, My Bad Tequila!
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A couple of great New Year's College Bowl games.  Wisconsin Badgers win in a dramatic overtime finish over Auburn Tigers. Great game to Ohio State with its win over (unbeatable SEC team) Auburn. Looking forward to a fantastic Championship Game on January 12th, 2014. Meanwhile at the Rose Bowl the Oregon Ducks of the PAC 12 heavily handed the over rated #2 Florida State Seminoles & Jameis Winston & Jimbo Fisher.  Jameis not only fumbled, threw interceptions but he treated his coach Jimbo Fisher with no respect several times during the rout that the disciplined #3 Oregon handed them, even removing their starting lineup midway through the 4th quarter.  Oregon forced 5 turnovers in 6 possessions at the start of the second half and just like that the mystique, the cockiness, the house that Bowden built was destroyed into million of little Humpty Dumpty pieces that all the King's Men & all the King's Horses will never be able to put Florida State together again because they lost their self respect. The final score was 59 - 20 showing what most of us knew, Florida State had a weak schedule and barely won some of its games. Also, the TCU win over Ole Miss of 42 - 3 proved that the Playoff committee made a mistake of choosing Florida State over TCU.  To TCU & Coach Gary Patterson's credit, no complaints as they went to the Peach Bowl and won in Goliath style. Meanwhile back to the Jameis Winston / Jimbo Fisher soap opera, Coach Fisher said this on National television to his out of control quarterback, "If You Don't Calm the FUCK Down, You're Going to the Bench."  Yeah, right, just like the mother that threatens her screaming child at the mall, "If You Don't Calm the FUCK Down, You're Going to the Time Out Corner," - it never happens as Jameis & the screaming child keep acting up because of a lack of leadership and discipline. Jimbo Fisher's willingness to tolerate anything from Winston and his shortness to the media they justly asked questions about the quarterback and his off field troubles. To me, Jimbo comes across as a slimy, win-at-all-cost and arrogant football coach. With Fisher and the Tallahassee Police Department as willing enablers, Winston has had a  Heisman like run of bad behavior. The BB guns, the free soda at Burger King and the stolen crab legs (Amigo Captain Wild Bill Wichrowski is not at all pleased with this behavior) are relatively minor screwups, even though there is the possibility that "You'll shoot your eye out" with a BB gun. For further explanation, please see "A Christmas Story."

Now for the more serious allegations of which good ol' boy Coach Jimbo and Tallahassee's finest have overlooked and brushed under the football bleachers. The alleged rape of a fellow student is of the most disturbing and disgusting and in the way is was handled by the Tallahassee police and Florida State school officials and staff. This is a horrible thing for a young woman who did everything she should have done after an alleged assault and rape. I feel certain  that guilty or innocent, the authorities and Florida State Boosters protected Winston at this young girl's expense. She will have to live with that night for the rest of her life without a formal resolution for a violation of other human being to her body. Hopefully, Winston and Florida State will never escape the allegations. If a professional football team should be idiotic enough to offer a QB position to Jameis Winston, perhaps a civil lawsuit will at least compensate the victim partially; however, Florida State, the school, the alumni, the fans and the football teams present and future will be constantly reminded by different things such as a few of Oregon's players - doing the Tomahawk chop and chant, adding in the words, "NO Means NOOO."  Jameis Winston's legacy will not be that of a Heisman Trophy winner or of leading a Florida State team to 29 consecutive victories. No, it will be a legacy of theft, petty crime, using weapons on campus, even possibly rape - none of which any discipline was deemed necessary by Jimbo Fisher whose legacy will also be attached to negative thoughts, words and actions of a coach that favors winning a football game at any and at all costs. I do expect that Oregon's taunt is far from the last he'll hear that Jameis Winston or his coach will hear. The truth and the taunts will be heard much louder and longer than more any national championship or a long winning steak.  "NO Means NOOO!" http://www.upi.com/Sports_News/2015/01/02/Oregon-players-face-discipline-for-No-means-no-victory-chant-at-Jameis-Winston/7111420209789/ 


And with that Buenos Noches Compadres!
Saludos y Vayan con Dios,
Last, but not least, please “LIKE” my new page on Facebook, "ELVIS - (In The Shadow Of)"

https://www.facebook.com/#!/InTheShadowOfElvisPerilsOfAGhostwriter?fref=ts


Now that You’ve had the opportunity to “LIKE,” it is now time to “Buy.”

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Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA

"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM


www.mybadtequila.com
blog.mybadtequila.com 


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               Rico closing 2014 with a Bang at Dirty Dogg Saloon - Addicted to Love
                     iThe girl just over Rico's shoulder looks like Robert Palmer's Girl
                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE

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              The Austin Family Christmas Tree & Cactus Skeleton in Scottsdale, AZ


     Merry Christmas 2014 from Rico & Happy Hanukkah, Festivus for the Rest of US


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 Connie Austin decorating tree while standing on granite bar top - Rico doesn't decorate


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  Santa & his helper taking a break in Newport Beach, CA with their favorite books
                 My Bad Tequila & In the Shadow of ELVIS, Perils of a Ghostwriter


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       Contrary to belief that Santa's favorite drink is Milk - sorry, but Got Tequila? 
  Santa Don presenting Rico with his Grand Mayan Tequila for being a good boy in 2014


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       Author Rico Austin hangin' with the hot & talented Dirty Dogg Saloon Ladies!
    Not sure if Santa knows about this Hideaway spot in Scottsdale of Rico's or not?


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         Santa Don & Author Rico after celebrating a few shots of Grand Mayan Tequila
               "It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house ............


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         At John & Kim P.'s Holiday Party - Johnny P. & Rico sharing the Festivus Pole
                           ..... but we have no grievances!  PEACE & LOVE to ALL


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              Rico aka Blue Elvis with Mr. & Mrs. Claus & Blu Kaboy - Christmas Past!


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 Amiga & Fellow Boise State Bronco Fan - Kristina S. reads My Bad Tequila while tattooed.
    She is one brave girl, tackling a great book & great pain at the same time!   My Hero!!!
                             Kristina is the first woman on Earth to tackle this feat!

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   And the guy that started the My Bad Tequila / tattoo craze - Mr. John Joseph Stone!


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                  Legends at the Hideaway Grill - somewhere in Cave Creek, Arizona
Biker Mark Bradshaw, Author Rico Austin, Harley Davidson VIP & Stuntman Buddy Stubbs 


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   Amigo Buddy Stubbs & his autographed copy of My Bad Tequila with Author Rico Austin
                               Buddy Stubbs mentioned in Chapter 21; 
        Hollywood Stuntman & first Phoenix area Harley Davidson Dealer in 1966.


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  First time I met Tom Chambers in person in 2011 I knew we were going 2 B great Friends!
 Author Rico, Tom Chambers, Rhonda Collins & Rich Collins at Handle Bar J's in Scottsdale


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      Basketball Announcer & Former Suns Player Tom Chambers & Author Rico Austin


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   Author Rico Austin & BSU running back from 2007 Fiesta Bowl on Good Morning Idaho!

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    Arizona Wildcat Fan - Mr. Robert Cox sharing Azunia Tequila & Cigar w/Writer Rico
                       at Fiesta Bowl on Dec. 31, 2014 at University of Phoenix Stadium


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   Author Rico Austin with BSU Fan & Cousin - Mr. Rick Shippy at BSU Rally in Scottsdale

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BSU Fiesta Bowl Rally, BSU Fan Rich Collins, Wildcat Fan Abby Cady & Author Rico Austin


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 Bronco Fans - Rico, Connie, Rhonda & Rich;  Wildcat Fans - Kim, Abby at BSU Rally 2014

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  Arizona Wildcat Fans - Matt, Abby, Steve, Sandy, Charlotte, ???, Kim in Glendale, AZ


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      Hey easy there Mr. Wildcat Abby Cady - leave our BSU Cheerleaders alone!


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    Now Wildcat Fan Abby Cady is harassing BSU former football player Ian Johnson!

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                   BSU Fans Rich C. & Rico A. with Arizona Fans Abby C. & Matt H.

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   BSU Fans Nick Vlamis & Claudia Hernandez Vlamis getting harassed by YOU Know Who!
                          Next time Abby Cady goes to his own team's rally!   lol


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   Yep, Abby Cady's at it again - this time BSU Fans Rhonda Collins & Michelle Pukash!

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Not again - Wildcat Abby Cady photo bombing another Boise State University Fan photo!Abby Cady - annoying Wildcat red, Dillon Reynolds, J.R. Reynolds, Rico Austin, Rich Collins


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         Wildcatters Charlotte Honeycutt & Kimberly Cady at Fiesta Bowl 2014!

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United States of America Flag flying proudly at the field at University of Phoenix stadium!
       Fiesta Bowl 2014;  Final Score Boise State University 38 - University of Arizona 30
                                     a great battle until the final tick of the clock!

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BSU Fans Glen Thomas, Rick Shippy, Jake Morphey, Jennifer Smith Morphey & Orin Bowles
                     University of Phoenix Stadium - Fiesta Bowl, December 31, 2014
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Post Game or Pre Game Celebration - I'm not sure!   BSU Fans Denise Bunch & John Collins
                                                   Fiesta Bowl 2014!


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Arizona Wildcat Fan & Amiga Ann Medley taking the promised shot of Tequila from BSU shot glass after disappointing loss of 38-30 in favor of Boise State University at Fiesta Bowl
  Her husband Toby Medley fell to the same kind of depression after 2007 Fiesta Bowl!      
             His Oklahoma Sooners losing to Boise State 43 - 42 in Double Overtime - 
                     ESPN  -  Greatest College Football game or bowl game ever!!!



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Author Rico Austin celebrating the Boise State Bronco win with a Glass of Beer in Wildcat Mug given to him by Wildcat Amiga Ann Medley; Also pictured ELVIS Christmas ornament, given to Rico by Arizona Wildcat Amigo Abby Cady!  I love the Wildcat Fans & Teams!


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     Amiga Wildcat Fan Charlotte Honeycutt at Arizona Fiesta Bowl Rally 2014!

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         Lifetime Boise Friends - Author Rico Austin, Jerry Nicolona & Rich Collins !  
                 University of Phoenix Stadium - Fiesta Bowl, December 31, 2014!


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              Vizio Fiesta Bowl 2014 Boise State Broncos vs. Arizona Wildcats !!!
                               University of Phoenix stadium on Dec. 31, 2014!
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                                Fun Times with Great Friends!  What a way to end 2014!

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       BSU Fans & Alumni Rich & Rhonda Collins at Fiesta Bowl, December 31, 2014; 
                         Minnesota Girl turned BSU Fan - Connie Austin
          Author and former Boise State Football Player #29 - Rico Austin


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     Author & Former Boise State Bronco Football Player #29 - Rico Austin 1985


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   Amigas Tina & Barbara & Amigo Tom Chambers, guy in hat ?, Author Rico Austin
                               Harold's Corral in Cave Creek, AZ - Dec. 26th, 2014

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      Housewives of North Scottsdale pay Rico Austin a late night visit at his quiet home!


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            The Passante Familia with Connie Austin at Rico's New Year's Party 2014

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        One Boise State Bronco Fan - Rico Austin with Wild, Arizona Wildcat Fans!
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This picture was taken right before Abby Cady was arrested - YES, Harrassment!  LMAO

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                 It's been a busy Month of Holidays & College Football Bowl Games
        Author Rico Austin is going to relax by the fire with some Arco del Cabo Tequila!
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                                                          Joe Cocker RIP 2014

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                                                     Joan Rivers RIP, 2014

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                                             Donna Douglas RIP, 2015 aka Elly May Clampett

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            Little Jimmy Dickens RIP, 2015;  Shown here at Grand Ole Opry with Brad Paisley!
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     Happy New Year 2015 - Rico, Patrick, Rich, Rhonda, Connie, Kim, John, Don & Tina;
                                                        Picture courtesy of Tiana!   
                                       Not shown - Tom Chambers & Charles Barkley


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Black Friday;  Michael Brown;  SEMA Show & Pinnegar Twins - VEGAS;  John Kenneth Schoen RIP;  Jameis Winston;  Tequila ArteNOM Seleccion de 1414 Reposado;

11/29/2014

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November 2014 Blog

Hola Amigas & Amigos, Happy Thanksgiving to YOU All!

Lots of interesting things to write and read about this past November of which I’ll begin with the SEMA show in Las Vegas – pretty girls, gorgeous cars and a short chat with racing legend Mr. Richard Petty the King of the Racetrack. As always there will be photos at the end of the “My Bad Tequila” Blog and once again You will not be disappointed.

For those of You that don’t know what the SEMA show is or for those that have longed to attend, here is a short history of the exhibition.  Specialty Equipment Market Association (SEMA) of the automobile aftermarket was formed in 1963 and now consists of 6,383 companies worldwide, bringing together aftermarket manufacturers, original equipment manufacturers, media, car dealers, specialty equipment distributors, installers, retailers and restoration specialists.

Products in this $29.99 billion-a-year industry include performance and racing components, cosmetic and functional accessories, wheels and tires, mobile electronics, safety products, restoration parts, handling equipment, drivetrain parts and more. The industry covers Hot rods, muscle cars, classics, luxury vehicles, sport compacts, street rods, light trucks (off-road and sport trucks) SUVs, Custom and recreational vehicles.

The largest of the SEMA events held annually during the first week of November is the SEMA Show at the Las Vegas Convention Center in Las Vegas, Nevada in conjunction with the Automotive Aftermarket Industry Week. As part of this event, SEMA and other automotive aftermarket trade groups make-up one of the single largest events on the Las Vegas calendar. This is a title formerly held by the now defunct COMDEX show.  This auto show is not open to the public. Registration as media, manufacturer, buyer or exhibitor is required.  Total attendance at the Show now tops 100,000 manufacturers, buyers and other industry representatives, making contacts and doing business.

This year the big draw was Richard Petty & his Dodge Challenger and my Amigo Aaron Hagar with his refurbished Woody surfer and fishing station wagon.  Yes, Aaron is the son of Red Rocker Sammy Hagar of Mas Tequila and Cabo Wabo fame.  The night life was great in VEGAS Baby as we dined at Lawry's the Prime Rib is second to none. http://www.lawrysonline.com/lawrys-primerib/las-vegas 

Then of course Amigo Gibbo & I have to watch our favorite twins Kim & Tamara Pinegar perform Dueling Pianos at Harrah's Piano Bar only in VEGAS!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOSZkOhLWho 


Amigas & Amigos, here is a sneak peek of (1) of the subjects for the November 2014 "My Bad Tequila" Blog. Decided to share it separately since I probably will not have the Blog finished until early morning as I have many pictures to add as well as all the subjects. THIS is my take on BLACK FRIDAY! Hope YOU Enjoy, some may be offended: Black Friday may be one of the most ridiculous marketing schemes of which too many unsuspecting folks have bought into (pun intended). I don’t know about you, but when a grown, young woman named Ashley Bowers purchases a $300 tent to save $50 on a television set, $25.00 on a printer, $33.00 on a blu-ray player and $17.99 off a cell phone, then I would say Ashley’s parents wasted a lot of money on her University of Oregon Duck education and wished they would have helped her get an assistant manager’s position at Best Buy so that she wouldn’t have to waste 9 days sleeping in an asphalt parking lot in Glendale, Arizona.

Ashley says, “she isn’t bored as she has lots of dumbass duck friends to call during the day that also have nothing going on in their lives." She describes her days as flying by as do the countless cars that spread their exhaust in her new pitched home and tells of the countless average looking geeks that have winked at her while she lounges in her $29 camping chair as they enter the store. Not sure if Ashley has had any male geek sleepovers or not as she refused to let me interview her when I stated that I was here to do an unbelievable story about someone that would waste over 216 hours in a parking lot to save a little money and embarrass most of womankind and all of her family. Needless to say, the interview was over before it began; but I did get some great pictures & a souvenir University of Oregon Duck shot glass that was lying on the sidewalk which reeked of a memory from the 80s, that smell of T.J. Swan's "Mellow Days" wine which only a 17 year old could appreciate, that was lying on the sidewalk of which must have rolled out of her tent. Here is the link to the story that AZ Central picked up.


http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/glendale/2014/11/22/phoenix-shopper-begins-line-black-friday-best-buy/19381835/

I must mention that there are other individuals breathing and probably able to produce that are even more crazier in the head than Ashley as I found a story about (2) women in Beaumont, California that have been camped out since November 7th, 2014 which is over 3 weeks before Black Friday. The only sensible thing about this story is that they did not purchase a new $300 tent, they’re roughing it with lots of blankets and pillows and camping chairs that they have had for a few years. Their dream is to snag a regularly priced $499 50” HD Television for $199.00 which is a whooping savings of $300 divided by 2 women in line for 22 days for a total of 528 hours each or let’s say 1056 hours total. Now let’s figure out what their real cost of sitting in a make believe line with only 2 individuals at In & Out Burger’s wages at $10 per hour x 1056 hours = $10,569 of opportunity costs given up by standing in line for a savings of $300 not counting neck and backaches which leads to medical bills, insomnia, having to use a store potty when available, otherwise a crap behind the dumpster with a rat looking at your fat ass. But, to be fair, I did divide the $10,569 by 3 which would be 8 hours of working per 24 which is still $3,523 which could have been made by working instead of sitting on their asses. Yes, I am so THANKFUL that I have a degree in Business and that my brothers graduated high school and know the value lost by camping next to a Best Buy for 9 days or 17 days or 22 days or even losing out on some valuable sleep by getting up at 3:00 am on the day after Thanksgiving to fight for a parking spot, trample a tent or two just to save a few bucks on a new stereo or computer. I’ll just wait for a regular sale and if I miss out, so be it, at least I’ll have my self dignity so I can look my family in the eye on Christmas morning without embarrassment about the cost of the tent, the opportunity costs lost and people teasing me, “Man you could’ve gone to Cabo San Lucas or Hawaii or Key West or a cruise to the Bahamas or even visited the Queen in England with that time and loss of money spent on the asphalt of a Best Buy.” Even spending Your time in a cantina 24 hours a day looks pretty enriched compared to this alternative. Now this is just one thing that is wrong with our country!

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/two-california-women-already-in-line-at-best-buy-for-102539063964.html

On a recent trip to Seal Beach, I met a young couple Krista and Matthew who were celebrating a week of marriage at Patty’s Place http://pattysplacerestaurant.com/ which I might add has one of the best Seared Ahi Tuna Appetizers I’ve tasted.  In fact it is so good, I have it as a main course because it is served chilled and sliced with fresh ginger / soy dipping and there is enough for two persons.  Well this couple and I started a conversation and we found that we all shared a love for Tequila and they had an extra bottle of Tequila ArteNOM Seleccion de 1414 Reposado at their home, and agreed to drop it off a the hotel I was staying at the next morning.  I couldn’t let this good deed go undone so sent them an autographed copy of the epic, award winning, best selling novel “My Bad Tequila.”  Sure enough next morning, my bottle of  100% Blue Weber Agave which contains no additives whatsoever had arrived which rests in previously used American white oak bourbon barrels for 10 months yet is very pale in color, just a bit darker than a blanco.  Its aroma is of rich agave with a mixture of sweetness and a vegetal linger complimented by a slight touch of brine. It’s mild, but tasty with cinnamon and clove.  Seleccion 1414 Reposado has a variety of blend flavors that produce a perfect balance of taste to the palate.  There is a bit of a friendly kick to awaken and tells you that you have indeed found a real tequila.


The history of this tequila is as rich as its flavor.  Feliciano Vivanco began cultivating highland Agave during Mexico's tumultuous post-revolutionary period of 1919-1929. In Don Feliciano's hometown of Arandas, Jalisco, the next four generations of the Vivanco family remained devoted to expanding the family's Agave plantations and in 1994 the family dream of acquiring their own Arandas distillery was finally realized with the purchase of the "Destilería El Ranchito." With approximately 2,000 acres of estate-grown Agave (elev. 5,400') at their disposal, the Vivanco family has since become renown for producing rich, well-balanced tequilas created by marrying honored distillation traditions with modern innovation. http://www.deltequila.com/ 


Tequila ArteNOM presents aficionados with the personal selections of artisan Tequila distillers. These distinctive, limited release Selecciones are carefully chosen to reflect the best of Tequila craftsmanship by highlighting Agave altitude, soil, harvest and unique distillation technique.  You are invited to savor these personal distillers' selections and celebrate their art of distinction, the Art of their NOM.  No two ArteNOM Selecciones will ever be the same.  Gracias Matthew & Krista for the introduction and bottle of this tantalizing tequila.

Now that I have you mellowed out, time to talk about Ferguson, Missouri – what a f-cking mess.  Michael Brown a young, black man of 18 years of age who robbed a liquor and cigar store, would not obey the orders of a Ferguson, MO police officer Darrin Wilson, tried to get the officer’s gun and was shot.  Outgoing U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder incited the tragedy and fanned the racial strife by making statements of  which an Attorney General should not have expressed by saying, “He was both the highest law office of the nation and a black man.”  He also claimed to be a victim of past racial harassment and hinting that Michael Brown was a young, law abiding citizen as was he when a young man.  When the video came out showing Michael Brown stealing and bullying a store owner, Holder had realized he had made a big mistake yet turned it over to the Grand Jury to seek murder charges against a police officer performing his duty.
    http://dailycaller.com/2014/08/15/video-shows-michael-brown-stealing-cigars-from-store-before-shooting-video/ 

Holder will be stepping down after repeatedly bringing unwelcome racist comments into many cases which have been handed to his office.  Upon the news that the Grand Jury ruled against filing charges on Darrin Wilson, the community of Ferguson decided to riot against its own neighbourhood, stores, builidings and cars further deteriorating the place where they live and work – it is similar to taking a shit where you eat type mentality.  The riots and fires started immediately upon the verdict being publicly read as Michael Brown’s mother Lesley McSpadden  was shouting obscenities and boyfriend Louis Head was yelling “
Burn this motherf---er down" and "Burn this bitch down," according to a New York Times video of which I have attached: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/11/25/michael-brown-s-mother-speaks-after-verdict.html

Louis Head’s orders to the crowd came shortly before an eruption of rage by some protesters over the decision not to indict police Officer Darren Wilson in the August shooting death of 18-year-old Brown in Ferguson, Missouri. Sadly, the community of St. Louis has been torched by its own residents and Michael Brown wasn’t even raised by his mother, his grandmother raised this boy and Lesley McSpadden even beat up her own mother.  Michael Brown’s mother and father are the most to blame because they never made their son accept responsibility for his own actions and now many lives have been destroyed.  But, c'mon folks of Ferguson, isn't burning your own town sort of like taking a sh-t in your own nest.  Does not make any common sense at all; but, that is another thing wrong with our country - Commons Sense is a lot like ELVIS, both have left the building.


Football time is awaiting me as Boise State Broncos will host Utah State on the Albertson’s Blue Turf as televised on ESPN 2.  If the Broncos win they will automatically win the Mountain Division of the Mountain West and with the best conference record will host the Championship on December 6th and with a win that night, a 3rd trip to the Fiesta Bowl could be awaiting for the Broncos.  It would be a very short road trip for Rico if this announcement takes place by the Fiesta Bowl Committee.   I want to make mention of a very special man on this team that is playing while on a list awaiting a kidney, perhaps from his mother.  BSU senior and safety Jeremy Ioane is one tough hombre.  Please read the story and if you can help please do so:  http://www.obnug.com/2014/11/27/7299269/jeremy-ioane-is-a-warrior

Now of a football player that should not be playing because of the many off and on campus violations including a possible rape.  Jameis Winston is not a good human being even though he might be good at throwing a football.  The community of Tallahassee including his coach, his school administration, the police department, the alumni, the students and the entire fan base is partly to blame for continuing to turn a blind eye to his many trespasses against being a good and contributing citizen.   http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/story/jameis-winston-incidents-timeline-091714

I am beginning to think that the Florida State Seminoles Football fans are some of the most irritating, uneducated & don't watch much of the game as they are constantly chanting some oh, ho, oh, oh & making karate chops with their good arm all through the game! If You're a True Football Fan, You at least watch some of the game; but, maybe it is to try and remove the thoughts and guilt of your quarterback Jameis Winston being nothing but a thug!  On tonight’s Saturday night game, Nov. 29th, I was cheering for the hand chomping Florida Gators!   I am calling out Jameis’ coach Jimbo Fisher, your job as a coach and mentor is to help young men grow into responsible and ethical adults, not to excuse and continue to let Jameis Winston do as he pleases with no consequences.  No wonder he has no remorse and doesn’t act like a true leader, he has an enabler aka Coach Jimbo Fisher.  http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2230251-florida-state-needs-to-suspend-quarterback-jameis-winston

My Great Amigo, Mr. John Kenneth Schoen RIP of Spoof TV has passed on and the world will forever be a better place because of his existence.  Here is his tribute that he made unto me and I am forever grateful.  John will be missed, please check out and share his work and video.  He has many of them on YouTube for your viewing pleasure.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAtKT_YN1uc

I hope YOU all enjoyed Thanksgiving with at least person of whom you love or care.   Only 25 shopping days left until Christmas.  Since I didn't share any Halloween pictures with you last time, I'll throw in a couple from Doug & Dana's rad 2014 party in Cave Creek, AZ!

I would also like to share an Amigo, Mr. John Joseph Stone getting a tattoo in Playa del Carmen, Quintana Roo, Mexico while reading his copy of “My Bad Tequila” and drinking some great tequila.  He sent me some great shots (not tequila shots).

Congratulations to the University of Arizona Wildcats & Abby Cady on their Territorial Cup win over the Arizona State Sun Devils!  Wait til' next year!!!   Speaking of Wild Cats,  I have just been honored in Boise, IDAHO by Amigo Max Anthony as he has named his new Cat Friend "Rico Austin" because of his charm, good looks and the way he chases female felines!  Picture of "Rico Austin" the Cool Cat at very end of BLOG pictures.  I want each of YOU to leave this Blog with a great feeling.   LOVE YOU ALL!!!!  rico the author


From tonight, November 29th, 2014 through Christmas Day, 3 of my books on eKindle Amazon have been drastically reduced in price for the holiday giving.  “My Bad Tequila” is offered for the low, low price of $0.99 cents and “In the Shadow of ELVIS” & “Son of the KING” have both been reduced to $1.99;  All three eKindle books usually sell for $3.99 or $4.99 each.  Great Savings on Great Reading. 

My Blog is Free and my books are darn close to Free so please purchase for yourself or as a gift.  I do appreciate it and they are all fantastic reads with “My Bad Tequila” winning 14 awards.   Here is the link to order:

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=rico+austin

Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA

"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM


www.mybadtequila.com

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  Richard Petty - the King of NASCAR racing with Author Rico Austin at SEMA Show 2014;


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     Author Adventurer Rico Austin with Aussie Girl in Las Vegas!


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   Author Rico Austin in Vegas with Aaron Hagar's project wagon of Rat Runner's Garage!


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   Writer Rico Austin with Kim & Tamara Pinnegar at Dueling Piano Bar Harrah's Las Vegas!


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  Amiga Kim Pinnegar sporting her new "I Love this Bar" Toby Keith cowgirl hat -
a present from Author Rico Austin for the many years of satisfaction he has had listening to Her at Dueling Piano Bar at Harrah's in Las Vegas BABY!  Oct. 2014


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   Author Rico Austin taking a photo op with Beautiful "My Bad Tequila" fans from the UK!


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Amigos Aaron and his dad Sammy Hagar having fun on stage…In an effort to help the recent hurricane that devastated the city of Cabo San Lucas, Sammy and Vic Johnson were at The Island Bar and Grill here in down town Roseville performing songs from their upcoming album. Portions of the event were recorded for a TV special that will benefit the destruction caused by hurricane Odile. Operation REBUILD CABO!    LOVE both of these HAGAR GUYS!  ;-)    Rock on Brothers!

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  This is the art piece that Author Rico Austin is purchasing from Aaron Hagar
                    "I Can't Drive 55" of his Dad Sammy in a Ferrari!
          Aaron is multi talented with his painting, car restoration & music!

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  Here's one of many fun cartoons that Amigo John Kenneth Schoen RIP of Spoof TV 
did of Author Rico Austin, Captain Wild Bill Wichrowski & of himself John Kenneth Schoen!
     "The World was a Better Place to live because of YOU, John Kenneth Schoen!"  ;-)


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  Amigo John Joseph Stone of Playa del Carmen, Quintana Roo MEXICO getting a Tattoo
        while enjoying the epic, award winning, best selling novel "My Bad Tequila" 
                  & his favorite Tequila!   What a way to ease the Pain! 


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   Amigo John Joseph Stone having fun with a local Playa del Carmen Bartender!
                     Also pictured "Jose Cuervo & My Bad Tequila"


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         A good look at the Tequila - Jose Cuervo Tradicional


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    Author Rico Austin sharing a beer with nephew "Chuckie" the Doll at Doug & Dana's!

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            This is where Chucky Doll rests at night

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  Uncle Rico giving Chucky Doll a ride on his shoulders while Lil' Chuck enjoys a cold one!


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                   Amigo Matthew & Amiga Krista enjoying their 8th Day of Marriage!
                                              Felicidades !


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   Congratulations to Arizona Wildcats & Abby Cady on YOUR win over the SunDevils!
                         Notice the Boise State Bronco visor!   Go BRONCOS!

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     I call this one, "Girl wasting Life in a Tent at Best Buy."    Crazy lunatic Ashley Bowers a proud graduate of University of Oregon Ducks program in Eugene, Oregon spends 9 days in a parking lot in a non existing line to save $50 on a new big screen TV while spending $300 for a new tent and gives up opportunity costs of doing anything productive! 
                            Oh MY, this ain't Your Daddy's America!


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    A picture of the Oregon Duck shot glass I found outside loser Ashley Bower's tent in the parking lot of Best Buy!  It reeked of T.J. Swan's Mellow Days or Easy Nights wine!

         GO ARIZONA WILDCATS vs. Oregon Ducks for the PAC 12 Championship!

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            Please let me introduce YOU to "Rico Austin" the Coolest Cat in Boise, Idaho!

                                     Perhaps the Coolest Cat in the entire WEST!

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                                 The WOLFPACK is Back - and then there were two!  
    
         Author Rico Austin with Amigo Actor Zach Galifianakis & Baby Carlos at Piano Bar!

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Wausau Wisconsin;  Caboholics Support Group;   Bisbee's Black & Blue Tournament;  Green Bay Packers;  Ebola & Obama - the virus & disease; Lady with a Leg - Juanita;

10/26/2014

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Hola Amigas & Amigos,

October has been a very cool month for the most part, other than Ebola getting spread from city to city by a careless, self centered person / nurse Amber Joy Vinson that was more worried about her own personal wedding plans other than the welfare of her family, friends and Human Mankind in Cleveland.  I’m sure that she’ll not be wanting to keep her maiden name of Vinson after this stooge move.   If you are flabbergasted by the childlike decisions of Vinson, you’re really going to be bowled over by the next story (pun intended).   Doctor Craig Spencer rides around freely on the subway, goes bowling while touching everything in sight at the snackbar, hugs friends, all after returning from treating Ebola patients in Africa.  Talk about irresponsibility to the Nth Degree from Health Care Workers, these are supposed to be professionals who have taken oath to promote wellness, who are trained to keep us safe.  A sad state of affairs for the United States, for the World and for the Human Race.

 Sometimes you hear of a wonderful place in the world and you just know that someday you need to experience it firsthand up close and personal.  Well, this is the way I’ve felt about the Green Bay Packers and Wisconsin for many, many years.  With all the close friends I have from Wisconsin, I’ll attempt to name the former ones and then later the ones I met after my awesome travels to the Cheesehead Country.  John P., Joe V., Mark B., Don K., Patrick C., Denny & Gail P., JP D., Muffy D., Mousie D., Dea B-D., Bitsy D., Susannah S-T.,

Yes, Dairyland is only one of two states I had never traveled to despite having many friends and umpteen acquaitances from there, most of whom I have traveled South for the warm climate of Central & Southern Arizona.  The other state West Virginia of which I only have two friends, both of whom are not married to their first cousin, sister, mother or daughter – those things can make for a bad divorce within the family.  The most asked question of divorce proceedings in West Virginia is, “If I get a divorce from my wife, will she still be my sister?”   Okay, now I may not have any friends in WV.  Sorry, for the jokes at your state’s expense, but Arkansas is off bounds as my Dad was born in Arkansas and my good buddy Robbie lives and hunts in that Great State.

Well back to my Ebola story, no wait, I mean Wisconsin story:  To make this writing assignment much easier and to show my true appreciation,  I will just submit my Letter of Thanks to those that hosted one of the top weekends of my long and somewhat luxurious life of hanging with Tequila Familias, Movie Stars, Screen Writers, Film Producers, Stage Directors, Professional Athletes, Roller Derby Girls, Music Artists, Divas, Sculpture Chiselers, Bar Proprietors, Tire Guys, Crab Fishermen, Football Fanatics and an occasional stripper aka pole dancer.

Hello Boone, Romey, Mark, Peggy & Genevieve for an excellent trip & super fun memories.   Also, Thanks to Don for helping Mark put it together and the planning stages of getting us from Arizona & Texas to Beautiful WhassUp Wausau!

Mark & Genevieve - the food, the fire burning and warming the place with the sweet aroma of wood smoldering in the fireplace, the welcome basket, the Don Julio were all fantastic.    Also Mark, please thank Bill for the 9 holes of golf at Greenwood Hills Country Club!  Peggy, thank You for your hospitality and sharing your friends & relatives with us.    The bus was a Kick & so were all the all folks of the Packer Nation that clammered onto the traveling circus!   Please tell John, thanks for bringing a television to help keep the crowds down at Lambeau Field.

Romey, Gracias para todo Amigo, for the initiation of becoming Roman Cantina Lifetime Members, for the many shots of Tequila, for the bonita botela de rojo of Tierra de Indios Anejo Tequila that made it safely to Arizona wrapped in my protective Levis inside the center of the suitcase.  It is now proudly displayed on the mantle for all to marvel at its Mexican beauty.   The Romano's sauce will be tasted often and vigorously spread on all foods that are strong enough to tolerate its super duper strength.   Please give our Gracias to Mrs. Donna B. and her hospitality and story of when she wrote the letter in 1965 to help her Dad get Green Bay Packer season tickets.

Boone aka Dan,  Thank You for allowing me and the other wild ones to hang out at your drinking establishments and sell things including books, timeshares, jewelry and more shares of Packer stock.  Very cool of You to buy me out on the children's book, "ARIZONA Is Where I Live," to be able to give each child in your daughter's class their very own copy.   Your staff at Bunker's 
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Bunkers/219996431458346?fref=ts  
and at The Chatterbox
https://www.facebook.com/pages/THE-CHATTERBOX/114622810633?rf=117540758272535 were exceptional and quite friendly given our loudness and yelling What’sUp Wausau every few seconds. 

Amiga Lisa for sharing your stories about nephew Nik Wallenda and giving him a copy of “My Bad Tequila” for his reading enjoyment as he does his next high wire act, I believe in Chicago on November 2nd in an attempt to tame some skyscrapers.  He has conquered the Grand Canyon and her heights.  I watched in terror as he made his journey on live television that gusty day that GOD seen fit to let him walk on a cable strung high above the Colorado River.

Don, Tina, Travis, Sara & Connie - Thank You for being roommates in a log cabin fit for a King of Queens and not drinking all of the Tequila & for saving some squeaky cheese curds!   

Connie & I had an absolute blast and can't wait to return to see Our WISCONSIN Familia!   

Now back to the scary Ebola saga that is more frightening than any Halloween imaginable.  The CDC (Center for Disease Control) and President Barack Hussein Obama have acted very irresponsible in their not successfully trying to contain this horrific disease originating in Africa.  And now Aides to President Obama are criticizing decisions by three states to quarantine people who are returning from Eboa-stricken West Africa.  Are You fricking kidding me?  These three states are being proactive in the war against this deadly virus and possible outbreak never before seen in the United States.  Officials in New York, New Jersey and Illinois have acted in the best interests of its citizens in the wake of a new Ebola case in New York as they cannot rely on people to safely quarantine themselves and show personal responsibility.   I completely stand by these states in the correct decisions of these states and hope that the other 47 will act accordingly as our President and his administration will not do make the right decisions.  For the complete story, click onto the following link. http://www.usatoday.com/story/theoval/2014/10/26/obama-ebola-quarantine-samantha-power-anthony-fauci/17955781/

To leave this Blog on a smiley note that leads away from 2 deadly viruses of Ebola and Obama, let’s travel South to the tip of the Baja where Caboholics abound and acts of kindness are true and profound.

As you all must have heard and seen of much devastation handed to the Baja by Hurricane Odile in September.  Well two special groups of persons came together of which I personally know and am affiliated, I’m sure there were many other groups and caring individuals who shared by way of donations, rebuilding and prayers.

Caboholics Support Group collected in excess of $30,000 in a fund set up by Amiga and Caboholic Founder Maddie H. aka Corona which has been distributed for the homeless, the hungry, the downtrodden, abandoned pets and orphaned children.  I am proud to be a member of this great fun organization of persons enjoying Cabo and everything she has to offer.

Bisbee’s Cabo Relief Fund put together by the Wayne Bisbee Family including Bisbee’s Marlin World Magazine and Bisbee’s Black & Blue which is one of the World’s Richest Fishing Tournaments held in Los Cabos, California Baja Sur, Mexico. https://www.facebook.com/bisbeescaborelieffund  Wayne and his family donated the first $250,000 to get the fund off to a good rolling start.   Where CABO RELIEF FUND MONEY IS BEING SPENT - Housing for those that lost everything ....... Club Dust Houses being put together at the Casa Hogar orphanage, then they are loaded onto a truck for their final building site. The orphans are even helping assemble the kits. Pretty cool thing to see!   And guess who won first place in the Overall Team & $500 Daily? – Casa Hogar Team of 10 anglers and crew were fishing on behalf of the local non-profit organization that provides food, shelter and education to under-privileged #LosCabos boys.  Angler Omar Castaneda scored the win after landing the biggest qualifying fish of the tournamentearning a check of $258,325 all of it being donated back to the orphanage of Casa Hogar Cabo.  

Dreams do come True!  AMEN!!!     

I must mention that there were many teams fishing that normally would not have due to an anonymous donation allowing teams that used a Cabo based fish crew and rented a Cabo fishing boat to be allowed to waive the $5000 entry fee.  By allowing this “Hook Up” program it allowed some of us (wished I had an extra week of vacation) to fish in the Most Glamorous, Richest Fishing Tourney on the face of the Globe.  Caboholics had (4) teams of four men and/or women in the Tourney, all I believe were first timers / virgins in the Bisbee Tournament.  One of the teams placed 8th overall.  Everyone had a Fishing Great Experience – even the anglers that were skunked (didn’t catch a darn thing except a tequila or cerveza buzz).  Cabo - where the Sea of Cortez meets the Pacific Ocean and Miguel Hill plays his guitar and sings “No Bad Days” with the Cabo Cowboys.  Check out my good Amigo & his musica:    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLwiy-dFCK0  

Another fellow Caboholic and Amiga - Julia H. B. and her esposo (husband) collected shoes for Feeding Los Cabos Kids.  Her hubby and she did an email / facebook campaign to their friends and family and this is the great result.  In Julia’s own words, “ Amazing is the generosity that GOD places on people’s hearts.”

Remember “Lady with a Leg” from the last issue of the blog in September 2014.  Well a fellow Caboholic read my Blog and suggested that we all donate for a Prosthesis for this Warrior of a Woman with a Heart of a Lion.  Within a few hours another Caboholic posted that there was an individual that would bear the full cost of the prosthesis if we could find this Amiga.   Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle if Amiga Mariana E. didn’t see a news cast “Historias de Los Cabos”  by El Jitomatazo on Cabo about the Odile Hurricane and in this documentary she sees “Lady with a Leg” getting interviewed by Francisco Aviles “El Cazador,” and now we know that Juanita is her name.   Still awaiting news of whether she has been fitted for her new prosthesis.   As soon as I know, I’ll relay the outstanding news in my next blog.  Check out the interview, in Spanish, but You’ll understand what is happening.   ;-)   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9rmOhQNjHI

 As always, plenty of photos at the end of the Blog so skeptics can’t call Bullsh-t!

 Vaya con Dios!

 Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, Righteous Dude, Fisherman, CEO& Amigo of MY BAD TEQUILA
"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM

www.mybadtequila.com
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  Welcome basket by Genevieve & Mark - Wausau, Wisconsin is a great place to visit!


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 Sara, Don, Rico, Travis, Mark, Chris, Tina, Romey, Connie at Mark's bar in Wausau, WI;


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               Author Rico Austin & Illustrator Connie Austin at Lambeau Field  10-19-2014
                          Green Bay Packers kicked some Carolina Panther butt,  38 - 17 



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      Author / Writer / Tequila Connoisseur Rico Austin making good on a dare in Wisconsin

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  Green Bay Amigo Joe and Connie Austin showing at Lambeau Field with My Bad Tequila


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  This is the lovely log home that we stayed at when visiting Wausau, Wisconsin!


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                  Matthews is watching Matthews play at Lambeau Field - 
                   home of Vince Lombardi & Brett Favre & the Packer Nation!


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            Some of the favorite things I brought back from Wisconsin to Arizona
Romano's Sauce,  Green Bay Packers beer coozie,  Tierra de Indios Anejo Tequila, GB ticket



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 Adios to Wausau & Green Bay on Highway 29 - hey that was my football jersey #29 at BSU


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                Football that was intercepted by Hero Pat Tillman on Jan. 2, 2000;  
                           Thrown by Brett Favre at Lambeau Field


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Young Readers in Wisconsin enjoying a copy of "ARIZONA Is Where I Live" Children's book
                          Bunker's at Tribute Golf Course book signing 10-18-2014


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        Book Signing at Bunkers Bar & Grill in Wausau, Wisconsin!   Gracias to Boone


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           The Chatterbox book signing - great time - Gracias Mike, Mark & Boone!


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  Caboholic Julia H. B. and her esposo (husband) collected these shoes for Feeding Los Cabos Kids.  Her hubby and she did an email / facebook campaign to their friends and family and this is the great result.  In Julia’s own words,
                “ Amazing is the generosity that GOD places on people’s hearts.”

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                   Bisbee's Black & Blue Fishing Tournament in Cabo San Lucas 2014
 Team Casa Hogar - First Place Overall Team - $258,325, all donated back to the Orphanage


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       #‎2014BisbeesBlackandBlue‬  And the winner is ..... ‪#‎AnglerOmarCastaneda‬ of  #‎TeamCasaHogar‬ is at the scale with a 385lb Blue Marlin! Congratulations!!!!


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                       Caboholics Team 1 which placed #8 overall in Bisbee's Black & Blue

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       Caboholics Fishing Team #1 - Lou, Pam, James, Maddie, not pictured - Lisa


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Caboholics helping out after devastating Category 4 Odile Hurricane in Cabo San Lucas


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 There is more to the Bisbee Family than this - a Familia Grande that helps Cabo San Lucas


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      Author Rico Austin's marlin catch in 2003 in Cabo San Lucas, Baja Sur, Mexico
                   Also, got engaged to now wife Connie 2 days prior at Sol Mar
                     He caught the fish and the girl during same trip to Cabo!
        Someday he hopes to fish in the Bisbee Black & Blue Marlin Tourney

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                                     Juanita - "Lady with a Leg!"    
          The next time I present Amiga Juanita, I hope it is with her new Prosthesis;
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Lady with a Leg; HammerHead's in San Carlos; V-Town Derby Dames; Alaska; Odile Hurricane; Diana Gabaldon; Gilligan's Island; Bonanza;

9/28/2014

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September 2014 Blog

Hola Amigas y Amigos, Labor Day is always a great way to start September 1st as it fell upon the first Monday of September which this year just happened to be on 9-1-2014;

This Blog is dedicated to "Lady with a Leg" who I believe should become the spokesperson for CABO STRONG and the rebuilding, restoring of Cabo San Lucas and San Jose Del Cabo in the BAJA of Mexico!  *Spoiler Alert - the photo of her is at the very end of this Blog, to give all something very deep and spiritual to think about after being entertained.   "I am a writer of words, bringing visions to the minds of those who read the stories I pen; but, this picture captures more than the words I am gifted to scribe." rico austin


Our gang of four – Connie aka Ginger; Tina, Don and Rico went to San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico and became the first paying customers at HammerHead’s Dockside Bar & Grille - great food, friendly atmosphere, cold beer, delicious margaritas and a view of the marina.  Gracias Doug, Troy, Norene, Oscar, Suzy & Emilio 4 a Funtastic Time at HammerHead's Dockside Bar & Grille! (become friends with them at:) https://www.facebook.com/HammerHeadsDockside?fref=ts  We settled for a four day cruise as opposed to a three hour cruise on Gilligan’s Island, yes 50 years ago in 1964, the first episode of the Castaways aired on CBS. Gilligan's Island is an American sitcom created and produced by Sherwood Schwartz and originally produced by United Artists Television. The situation comedy series featured Bob Denver as First Mate Willy Gilligan, the bumbling, accident-prone crewman (affectionately known as "Little Buddy" by "the Skipper") of the S.S. Minnow.  Actor Alan Hale, Jr. better known as the Skipper Jonas Grumby; Jim Backus as snooty millionaire Thurston Howell III;  Natalie Schafer as Mrs. Howell aka Lovey; Russell Johnson the high school science teacher Roy Hinkley aka The Professor; Tina Louise as the Sexy Movie Star Ginger Grant, and Dawn Wells as Mary Ann Summers, the vacationing Farm Girl. 

Gilligan’s Island aired for three seasons on the CBS network from September 26, 1964 to April 17, 1967. The sitcom was originally sponsored by Philip Morris & Company (the tobacco company) and Procter & Gamble, the show followed the comic adventures of seven castaways as they attempted to survive the island on which they had been shipwrecked. Most episodes revolve around the dissimilar castaways' conflicts and their failed attempts (frequently Gilligan's fault) to escape their plight. Gilligan's Island ran for a total of 98 episodes. The first season, consisting of 36 episodes, was filmed in black and white. These episodes were later colorized for syndication. The show's second and third seasons (62 episodes) and the three television movie sequels were filmed in color. The show enjoyed solid ratings during its original filming run, then grew in popularity during decades of syndication, especially in the 1970s and 1980s when many markets ran the show in the late afternoon after school (yes, that is when I was first introduced to the Skipper and his Little Buddy - Gilligan.) Today, the title character of Gilligan is widely recognized as an American cultural icon. Whenever asked the choice of which castaway I’d rather have – Ginger or Mary Ann, I always chose Ginger except those times I would choose Mary Ann.  Um, still not sure as they both made my boat float – ironic isn’t it, since their boat was shipwrecked.

My wife Connie told me that her and her little brother Wade would race down the driveway of their Minnesota home to get to turn the TV on for ½ hour.  Connie wanted Dark Shadows and Wade wanted Gilligan’s Island because Connie knew that those Castaways were never getting off that island and it frustrated her into watching a scary show.

Since we recognizing an iconic sitcom, why not honor an iconic weekly Western that is also celebrating 50+ years of success. 

55 years ago on 9-12-1959, these 4 Horsemen rode into our lives & we called it Bonanza!   Go Little Joe, you're one heck of an actor & Little House on the Prairie will be waiting 4 U!   Hoss is the favorite; but never got laid!    Adam was always the ladies' man, but a bit too serious, so the writer's wrote you out!   Ben was one heck of an old man & dad!  Hop Sing always had dinner  awaiting in the kettle & was wearing a cool, blue outfit (actually didn't know it was blue until we got our 1st color tv - 12" in 1968) with a little circle hat when the riding men came back to the Ponderosa Ranch!   Check out some Hop Sing in the Bonanza clip below - pretty cool, little Chinaman.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EJebBY-Yk0
55 years ago on 9-12-1959, these 4 Horsemen rode into our lives & we called it Bonanza! Go Little Joe, you're one heck of an actor & Little House on the Prairie will be waiting 4 U! Hoss is the favorite; but never got laid! Adam was always the ladies' man, but a bit too serious, so the writer's wrote you out! Ben was one heck of an old man & dad! Hop Sing always had dinner awaiting in the kettle & was wearing a cool, blue outfit (actually didn't know it was blue until we got our 1st color tv - 12" in 1968) with a little circle hat when the riding men came back to the Ponderosa Ranch! Check out some Hop Sing in the Bonanza clip below - pretty cool, little Chi
55 years ago on 9-12-1959, these 4 Horsemen rode into our lives & we called it Bonanza! Go Little Joe, you're one heck of an actor & Little House on the Prairie will be waiting 4 U! Hoss is the favorite; but never got laid! Adam was always the ladies' man, but a bit too serious, so the writer's wrote you out! Ben was one heck of an old man & dad! Hop Sing always had dinner awaiting in the kettle & was wearing a cool, blue outfit (actually didn't know it was blue until we got our 1st color tv - 12" in 1968) with a little circle hat when the riding men came back to the Ponderosa Ranch! Check out some Hop Sing in the Bonanza clip belIf YOU had a Fast Gun & a Fast Horse, You could do just about anything you pleased with anyone you pleased!  I should've been a cowboy!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIq1LvzSLsk 

As I traveled to Alaska this last week, I thought about the last time I was there 2 years ago in July 2012 and decided that I would republish that Blog written 8 seasons ago to remind us that many things change; but, there are some that remain the same.  On my last evening before flying back to my Arizona home, I stopped into Pancho Villas Mexican Restaurant in Anchorage where I had a book signing and there to greet me was Dawarita at the bar and she says, "I remember you - author of 'My Bad Tequila,' however I don't remember your name. We exchanged pleasantries and names, I ordered a Margarita and then she asked if she might buy me a shot of Tequila.  Not much to anyone's surprise, I accepted and she went onto say, "Rico, you are the perfect person to try this on, we just received these place mats from Tequila Cazadores and she poured me not 1, not 2; but 3 shots of this nectar of which I love - Anejo, Reposado and Blanco were there for my taking and enjoyment.  Unfortunately, I did not get to see Carlos or Ricardo - the owners, but I did get to visit their great establishment one more time and wouldn't you know it - a commercial featuring Pancho Villas' came on the television set and there was Dawnarita pouring a thirsty Alaskan hombre a drink!

I had forgot had magical the Denali area is – aka Mount McKinley as it stands [native name Denali (Koyukon Athabaskan for "The High One", Dghelaayce’e in Ahtna)] is the highest mountain peak in North America, with a summit elevation of 20,237 feet (6,168 m) above sea level. At some 18,000 feet (5,500 m), the base-to-peak rise is considered the largest of any mountain situated entirely above sea level.  Measured by topographic prominence, it is the third most prominent peak after Mount Everest and Aconcagua. Located in the Alaska Range in the interior of US state of Alaska, McKinley is the centerpiece of Denali National Park and Preserve.

The first European to document sighting the mountain was George Vancouver in 1794. In 1903, James Wickersham recorded the first attempt at climbing McKinley, which was unsuccessful. In 1906, Frederick Cook claimed the first ascent, which was later proven to be false. The first verifiable ascent to McKinley's summit was achieved on June 7, 1913 by climbers Hudson Stuck, Harry Karstens, Walter Harper, and Robert Tatum, who went by the South Summit. In 1951, Bradford Washburn pioneered the West Buttress route, considered to be the safest and easiest route and therefore the most popular currently in use.

On September 11, 2013, Alaska's lieutenant governor Mead Treadwell announced Mount McKinley is 20,237 feet (6,168 m) tall and not 20,320 feet (6,194 m) as measured in 1952 using photogrammetry. Courtesy of Wikipedia! 

I did pass by an Alaska version of Sturgis and you’ll see the pictures, I was either the first one there or the last to leave – not sure.

A couple of videos that I shot with my BlackBerry phone are now posted on You Tube and I’ve included the addresses in case you’re the least bit interested. I have to warn you, I am singing along with the radio – Bee Gees – “If I can’t have You” & Gloria Estefan – “Turn the Beat Around” which was filmed next to the Trans-Alaska pipeline that goes on and on – over 800 miles I believe. if I would have been just a few years older I am sure I would have taveled North to work on the pipeline as jobs were scarce in Idaho during these years and I kept tabs on the construction, hoping I would graduate high school, but NOOO!  The pipeline was started in 1973 and completed in 1977. 

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcW-OsjpYOs   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-hwatr-JFI

hool before completed; but NOOOO!!!
"You don't know me if You don't like me! Ever walk the Streets of Bakersfield?" Just arrived into Buck Owens and Merle Haggard territory along with a little bit of Dwight Yoakam; Buck Owens' Crystal Palace in Bakersfield! Pictured is Buck Owens' Cadillac that was custom built for ELVIS PRESLEY . Buck won it in a poker game in 1976; but story is he cheated! Oh well, Buck put it to good use as a Display - 21 guns and that my Friends is My Lucky Numero!"You don't know me if You don't like me!  Ever walk the Streets of Bakersfield?"   Just arrived into Buck Owens and Merle Haggard territory along with a little bit of Dwight Yoakam; Buck Owens' Crystal Palace in Bakersfield!  Pictured below is Buck Owens' Cadillac that was custom built for ELVIS PRESLEY .  Buck won it in a poker game in 1976; but story is he cheated!   Oh well, Buck put it to good use as a Display - 21 guns and that my Friends is My Lucky Numero!

This is how I spent my last Saturday night, September 20th, 2014 with the V TOWN DERBY DAMES who played a match at home vs. Unforgiven Roller Girls of Bakersfield!   Then went to party with 4 teams of women -  V Town Derby Dames, Unforgiven Roller Girls, Pacific Coast Recycled Rollers and the b team in Visalia aka V-Town - the Derby Darlings;  By the way the Dames kicked some Bakersfield ass with a score of 230 - 60 in the premier match!  My bruises are minimal since I didn’t get elbowed & hip bounced too much that night! C'mon out and watch the hottest, fastest skaters - the V TOWN DERBY DAMES on Saturday, November 8th at 5:00 pm in Visalia, California.  http://www.vtownderbydames.com/   https://www.facebook.com/vtownderbydames?fref=ts

Odile, a category 4 Hurricane devastated Cabo San Lucas and was the worst storm / hurricane to hit the baja since storm tracking has been in place.  There were some great stories of incredible human giving and sacrifice and too, there were stories of man acting out in his lowest form as a wild beast.  Wayne Bisbee, founder of the Bisbee Black & Blue Marlin Tournament was one of the first to come to the rescue starting with a $250,000 donation from the Bisbee Family to the Bisbee’s Relief Fund which  All funds collected through the relief fund will help support the residents and businesses rebuild, provide temporary housing for all in the Cabo area.  Here is the website should you decide to donate.  https://bisbeesconservationfund.org/donate/CaboRelief

Also, there is another legitimate fund that you may opt to donate which has been started by 'Caboholics Support Group' founders, Maddie & Johnny Haney aka Mr. & Mrs. Corona of Cabo San Lucas.  The site is http://www.youcaring.com/nonprofits/cabo-strong-relief-efforts-after-hurricane-odile/235470

Now, for the unhuman part of the story when I found out that I had Caboholic Amigas & Amigos that were having to band together in their neighborhoods to ward off looters and thieves that carried machetes to hack away at a person if that is what it took to take someone else’s electronics or property.

There is a mist in our world that only good deeds done can help lift!  I fear for our Country, for our Earth, for our Universe;   After seeing the same looting, killing, stealing, murdering in Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur as was done in New Orleans Louisiana, all after devastating hurricanes, all I seem to know, is this is how it will be when other destruction is upon our land!  Machetes used in Africa, used in Mexico, people killing people for products - stereos, computers, laptops, iphones in the name of necessities such as food & water;  I am truly saddened by our world; but the good thing is that people rise up such as BISBEE'S CABO RELIEF FUND & Caboholics Support Group to help Good overcome Evil!  Very saddened by Mexico and Mexicans as I thought they might be different from what I witnessed in Lousiana, USA;

But wait, Human decency finds itself atop cruelty as witnessed by a well known business Giggling Marlin which posted 2 signs outside their doors after reopening:  We Are Open  &    "If You are hungry and have no money, We have a hot meal for You,  Please Come In."   & again, below it in Spanish   "Si tienes hombre y no tienes dinero, nosotros una comida gratis por usted,  Por Favor, Venga"      -  WoW, the Giggling Marlin skyrocketed in value with me!  The picture below shows this is no fallacy, but indeed a true act of kindness.   They have no idea that I have put this into the "My Bad Tequila" Blog.    I just went onto their website for the first time and saw owner Gary W.'s message.  His nickname is Goyo and when in Cabo stop in, say hello and let him know that You saw this message on my Blog, order some food, have a drink and thank him for his kindness in the wake of Hurricane Odile.    www.gigglingmarlin.com   

https://bisbeesconservationfund.org/donate/CaboReliefhttps://bisbeesconservationfund.org/donate/CaboReliefand businesses of #LosCabos by providing #emergencyhousing and #emergI've finally arrived - invited to Green Bay Packers game and will be doing 3 different book signings while in beautiful Wisconsin - 1 of 2 states of which I've never the opportunity to visit!  Can YOU say Cheesehead?  https://www.facebook.com/TributeGolfCourse  Bunkers Bar at Tribute Golf Course and The Chatterbox – both in Wausau, Wisconsin!   This is 1 of 2 states that I have never visited.  Now, only West Virginia will remain to be conquered. https://www.facebook.com/pages/THE-CHATTERBOX/114622810633?fref=ts 55 years ago on 9-12-1959, these 4 Horsemen rode into our lives & we called it Bonanza! Go Little Joe, you're one heck of an actor & Little House on the Prairie will be waiting 4 U! Hoss is the favorite; but never got laid! Adam was always the ladies' man, but a bit too serious, so the writer's wrote you out! Ben was one heck of an old man & dad! Hop Sing always had dinner awaiting in the kettle & was wearing a cool, blue outfit (actually didn't know it was blue until we got our 1st color tv - 12" in 1968) with a little circle hat when the riding men came back to the Ponderosa Ranch! Check out some Hop Sing in the Bonanza clip below - pretty cool, little Chinaman55 years ago on 9-12-1959, these 4 Horsemen rode into our lives & we called it Bonanza! Go Little Joe, you're one heck of an actor & Little House on the Prairie will be waiting 4 U! Hoss is the favorite; but never got laid! Adam was always the ladies' man, but a bit too serious, so the writer's wrote you out! Ben was one heck of an old man & dad! Hop Sing always had dinner awaiting in the kettle & was wearing a cool, blue outfit (actually didn't know it was blue until we got our 1st color tv - 12" in 1968) with a little circle hat when the riding men came back to the Ponderosa Ranch! Check out some Hop Sing in the Bonanza clip below - pretty cool, little Chinaman

55 years ago on 9-12-1959, these 4 Horsemen rode into our lives & we called it Bonanza! Go Little Joe, you're one heck of an actor & Little House on the Prairie will be waiting 4 U! Hoss is the favorite; but never got laid! Adam was always the ladies' man, but a bit too serious, so the writer's wrote you out! Ben was one heck of an old man & dad! Hop Sing always had dinner awaiting in the kettle & was wearing a cool, blue outfit (actually didn't know it was blue until we got our 1st color tv - 12" in 1968) with a little circle hat when the riding men came back to the Ponderosa Ranch! Check out some Hop Sing in the Bonanza clip below - pretty cool, little Chinaman 55 years ago on 9-12-1959, these 4 Horsemen rode into our lives & we called it Bonanza! Go Little Joe, you're one heck of an actor & Little House on the Prairie will be waiting 4 U! Hoss is the favorite; but never got laid! Adam was always the ladies' man, but a bit too serious, so the writer's wrote you out! Ben was one heck of an old man & dad! Hop Sing always had dinner awaiting in the kettle & was wearing a cool, blue outfit (actually didn't know it was blue until we got our 1st color tv - 12" in 1968) with a little circle hat when the riding men came back to the Ponderosa Ranch! Check out some Hop Sing in the Bonanza clip below - pretty cool, little Chinaman I’ve been watching the OUTLANDER Series on Starz Network since I've participated in 2 book signings with world famous Diana Gabaldon, the author of the Outlander Series. In fact about 2 years ago, I stood at the end of a line to get my 20th Anniversary copy of Outlander signed & Diana looks up at me and says, "Hello Rico, how have you been?" and then signed in her Outlander Novel, "For Rico: Enjoyed My Bad Tequila" Diana Gabaldon. I then said, "You read 'My Bad Tequila'" and she said, "of course!" I've attached her signing on her book to the bottom of blog.

And, I haven’t even began to report on all the sporting events that have happened, especially College & NFL Football with the Adrian Petersen child beating and the wife beater Ray Rice of the Ravens. I truly do not know what is the most disturbing, Ravens football player Ray Rice knocking his then fiancée, now wife, unconscious in an elevator, the NFL lying to protect him or the women defending Rice for punching “an unarmed woman.” All are equally repulsive. But a woman, saying Rice’s wife Janay Palmer deserved it, is downright unacceptable and insane.  Roger Goodell should be looking for a new position outside the NFL as he is no longer respected as an honest leader quarterbacking the NFL.

Whoa and don’t even get me started with the resignation of U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder who is a racist of the worst degree.  When I looked up Eric Holder on Facebook, I was directed to Al Sharpton – this is the absolute truth.  Now, isn’t that something that Facebook even recognizes birds of a feather and is getting them flocked together.  Lastly, Obama has finally agreed that ISIS might possibly be a threat – Hallelujah and after 13 years and a few days after the anniversary date of September 11, 2001.   *Special Thanks to our living and deceased heroes in the Armed Forces who know that “Freedom doesn’t come free.”  Remembrance for those that gave their lives on that tragic day in September 2001.  “May we never forget.”

"The Cow"  - Amigas & Amigos, a little joke to kick off Your Week and to give Your Spirit a Lift and Your Face a Smile after you read this,  "The Cow."

Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head-on and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to thechauffeur, "You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving." So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but it appeared to be very old.  Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there."Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face. "My Gosh, what happened to you?" asks the woman.  The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king,and the daughter made love to me." "What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.  Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them, "I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

*** Spoiler Alert - Best Picture is the Last One - "Lady with a Leg!"

Adios & Vayan Con Dios Amigos!
Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO & Amigo of

MY BAD TEQUILA
"Have a Double Shot of Reality" TM

www.mybadtequila.com
http://blog.mybadtequila.com



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    HammerHead's Dockside Bar & Grille - first paying customers on August 31st, 2014;

           Left to Right:  HammerHead with Mick Jagger lips on wall,

        Rico with Cabo Cowboy Hat, Connie aka Ginger, Miss Tina & Smiling Mr. Don;

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The S. S. Minnow Castaways of Gilligan's Island;  Left to Right: The Professor, Mary Ann, Gilligan, Ginger = Hot, Thurston Howell III, Mrs. Howell aka Lovey, The Skipper;

                                                          All on  Gilligan's Isle

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  BONANZA of the Cartwright Family;  Left to Right: Ben - Lorne Greene; 

Adam - Pernell Roberts;  Little Joe - Michael Landon;  Hoss - Dan Blocker; and Horses

                        Not pictured: Hop Sing - Victor Sen Yung

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    In Visalia, CA for roller derby, Rico with the V-Town Derby Dames - Rough & Hot Skaters!


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     Rico's favorite V-Town Derby Dames:   They had a free ticket waiting for me at Will Call!

          Left to Right: Pyro Princess #911;  Rico;  GymNasty #9975;   Busty Chops #36D

          I tried to get Busty Chops to change her number to 38D;  Great, Fun Derby Girls!

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Roller Party, Left to Right: Chris - Coach of V-Town Derby Dames & Derby Darlings;

Author Rico,  Manager of Roller Towne - Jesse;  Waitress Girl - didn't get her name or #! 


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      The V-Town Derby Dames & Darlings want to wish You a very Merry Christmas 2014!


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    V-Town Derby Dames & Derby Darlings - What a Hot Group of Skatin' Mommas!


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Diana Gabaldon signing her 20th Anniversary Edition of Outlander to fellow Scottsdale, AZ Author Rico Austin, "For Rico   -   Enjoyed My Bad Tequila       Diana Gabaldon

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Arizona Authors - Rico Austin, Marcia Fine, Diana Gabaldon, Donis Casey & Connie Mariano
    at Arizona Authors & Appetizers sponsored by Friends of the Scottsdale Public Library
        Scottsdale Civic Center Library,  Drinkwater Blvd, Scottsdale, AZ - May 20th, 2011


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Fellow Scottsdale, AZ Author - Diana Gabaldon getting costumed for her cameo in the
     series based on her best seller "Outlander" being shown on Starz Network!   
                               Break a Leg, Amiga Diana!  So Pleased for You!!!   ;-)


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 Picture of Dwight Yoakum & Buck Owens taken at the Palace in Bakersfield, CA;


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The Cadillac with 21 guns attached to it that Buck Owens won from ELVIS in a poker game!
                                Story is that Buck cheated; but, ELVIS still gave it to him!


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     I found Sturgis in Alaska, can't remember if I was the first to arrive or the last to leave!

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    Author / Writer Rico Austin waiting on his Sturgis, Alaska motorcycle Amigas & Amigos!

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      No BEER today at Sturgis, Alaska!       Harley Davidson & Moose Parking only!

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This is where the bands play & stay when they perform at Sturgis, Alaska - the Last Frontier

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     This is the way that I like to be welcomed to a Hampton Inn after working all day!

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Notice the electrical plug outlet which is attached to the dip stick in the oil to keep the engine block from freezing at -70 degrees Fahrenheit in the Winter &  +20 degrees in the winter!    A guy in Anchorage told me, "Do you know that there is only one thing worse than Fairbanks in the Summer?"     I answered, "No," what is worse.    He then answered, "Fairbanks in the Winter!"     & I believe he is telling the truth about the interior of Alaska!

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      Here's the type of vehicles that the Hotels have in Fairbanks - not a minivan!

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            Not a Minivan in Fairbanks,  It's a HAMPTON INN VAN for real men & women!

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 Now you see why a minivan is not used - Polar Bear & Brown Bear at Hilton Anchorage!
 Notice how small my suitcase & laptop are compared to the size of these Wild Beasts;

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 The Trans-Alaska Pipeline above ground between Anchorage & Fairbanks, getting ready to go over a river, this area heavily watched and guarded because of liberal crazies that want to blow it up or put a hole in it so it leaks and then kills wildlife and plants, does not make a lot of sense as they are destroying the environment even more than did the pipeline.


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    If YOU mess with the Trans Alaska Pipeline or Related Facilities the FBI and Rico Austin will hunt your ass down and feed YOU either a Polar Bear, a Grizzly Bear or a Brown Bear!

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Here's another place in Alaska where the Pipeline is going underground to cross the Hwy!


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        Ever wonder what kind of boat Santa Claus fishes from?    Here it is!!!
               Notice the "North Pole, AK"  under the name Golden Nugget!
      Santa and some of his Elves are in the store buying beer for their little outing!
   Mrs. Santa is checking the list twice to see who has been naughty & who has been nice!


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         This is what the North Pole looks like in early September 2014;  
                           located just South of Fairbanks!

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  YEP,  this is where all the Big Decisions are made all Year - Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus' Home!The Grandchildren don't know that they'll be receiving a Genuine Letter from Santa and the North Pole and will own a square inch of this Wonderland this December 2014!  Sshh!

 
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  Uncle Rico Austin was put in time out by Santa because he knows when I've been bad!
  Stay tuned & keep scrolling through the pictures and you'll know how naughty I was!  Ssh!


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Just continue down St. Nicholas Dr. and you'll run into Santa's house in North Pole, AK!


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No, I didn't go to the Whorehouse, just took this picture while visiting The Great Alaskan Bush Company in Anchorage, AK;  There is also (1) other Great Alaskan Bush Company in Phoenix, AZ;  Both of these establishments were owned by Brothers, one in Alaska and one in Arizona.  I believe both of the brothers are now deceased and some of the family sold so now no longer affiliated with each other.   Just some information that I gathered from Santa as we were discussing why I was in there and I threw the question back at him, so don't worry I am still getting my stuff for Christmas, just had to spend a few minutes in the "Time Out Sled" for naughty boys and girls.   I have one more cool sign that I took a picture of, remember they don't allow cameras or videos at the Great Alaskan Bush  Co.



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          Uh, yeah, I saw Santa and a few of his Elves visiting this place as well; 
I think I'm safe for just about every year here out for getting some really cool gifts!


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   Now if You're wondering what is a tequila drinking, mild mannered Author / Writer doing in the Great Alaskan Bush Company, let me remind You all that I am also a Tire Guy and that is what a Tire Guy does - after a long day of work & pretending to be the Michelin Man we need to relax and have a cold one while watching a hot one twirl around the pole and then we go home - no touchy, just looky and no nooky!    It's all Safe & Harmless Fun unless your wife or girlfriend or Santa finds out!    That's a Big NO BUENO!   ;-(

 
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   Okay, back to the other Wildlife, this is just outside the little town of Denali!


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   Here is some background on the politics behind the name change back to Denali from Mount McKinley.   YES Sir, those damn Politicians are always mucking things up!


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   I am exactly 41.5 miles from the South Summit of Denali aka Mount McKinley!


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   Denali aka Mount McKinley in the background - just a mere 41.5 miles away!


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  Gasoline at $5.00 a gallon - I'm not complaining as I was never so glad to see a pump in the middle of nowhere.  I gladly paid $20.00 for 4 lovely gallons of fuel that kept me from being stranded and eaten by a Polar Bear or Grizzly Bear or Brown Bear, oh MY!


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   Yep, that's my rental car and this place is closed, it is after 6:00 pm; but the door was open even though there was a closed sign and I was scared as I pushed the door open and yelled "Hello, can I buy some gas?"  Luckily, a woman answered and said she'd be right out!This was a scary situation, I had no gun, no ammo, no cell phone service, no food, no water and no gas!  I did have cash, a green Jefferson which took care of everything.   When traveling the lonely, long roads of Alaska, keep an eye on the fuel gauge!  


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This is the Alaskan Flag that was created / designed by a 13 year old boy named Benny Benson who was in the seventh grade.  The American Legion held a territory -wide contest for school children in 1926 and the flag was adopted for the Alaska Territory on May 2, 1927.

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Amiga Dawnarita serving me a delicious margarita & (3) Shots of Cazadores at Pancho's Villa Mexican Restaurant in Anchorage, AK;  I had a book signing there in June of 2012;


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Now this is living large - Cazadores Margarita & a shot of each Anejo, Reposado & Blanco - all of Cazadores fine Tequila, on the house as they wanted my opinion of what I tasted! 
It pays to have your Masters in Tequila & working on your Doctorates in Tequila at Tommy's Mexican Restaurant in San Francisco.  Now traveling in Alaska & getting Tequila!


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Some of You might think or believe I'm leaving or exiting; but, those that know me well realize that I am going to 555 Corona Street where the beer is cold and the women aren't.


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  Caboholic Amiga Mariana with My Bad Tequila & Caboholic Amigo Johnny Corona with Cowboy Hat & Beer in Cabo San Lucas this summer before Hurricane Odile 2014!

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  Just a small showing of the actual force of Category 4 Hurricane Odile 2014!  
     Many homes of the poorer Mexicans were completely devastated and lost.
 Hotels were damaged with complete walls missing and the airport was inoperable!
But, you will see in the next few photos, CABO STRONG attitude overpowered the storm!

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       This Mexican hard working man showed what CABO STRONG really is!
 Within just a few days, some businesses are back to operating, hoping the Tourist return


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If YOU live within a 50 Mile Radius of WAUSAU, WI then I expect to see You there!
Uncle Rico is going to his first Green Bay Packer game at Lambeau Field!   YEEHAW!!!


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  I look forward to see all of You that live within a 50 Mile Radius of WAUSAU, WI!
Uncle Rico is going to his first Green Bay Packer game at Lambeau Field!  YAHOOO!!!

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                                              "LADY with a LEG!"     ;-)   
                    This is Determination & Citizenship at its Peak
This Cabo San Lucas photo is of a woman that sees herself as having a leg, not missing a leg.   She has become one of the CABO STRONG and doing her part to clean up the havoc caused by Hurricane Odile 2014;  I hope those that are on Welfare because of laziness and perceived personal problems are embarrassed when they see this picture. 
                 I am Humbled and Thankful for this "Lady with a Leg!"

 "I am a writer of words, bringing visions to the minds of those who read the stories I pen; but, this picture captures the heart, more than the words I am gifted to scribe."   rico austin
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Sunglasses - Spoof Video of Author Rico Austin by John Kenneth Schoen

9/28/2014

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Alaska;  Sun Valley & McCall, ID; Ernie Els; Dirty Tequila; Penn State; Vote for America

9/14/2014

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Compadres & Amigas,

As I traveled through Alaska this last week, I decided to dig up this Blog on my last visit to the Great State just two years earlier as a reminder of how some things change and others remain the same.  Please enjoy!

 Another great month of Summer has gained on us and where better to be than in the wild of Alaska and taking in the beauty of Central and Southwest Idaho and then one more crazy night in Vegas.

Unfortunately, there has also been tragedy and lunatics abounding again in the state of Colorado of which we will discuss later in the Blog.  And lastly we will cover the statue of Joe Paterno aka JoePa (literally & figuratively).

4th of July, our nation’s birthday I spent the evening prior in my hometown of Marsing, IDAHO with my mother, wife, brother, his girlfriend, niece and nephews.  The fireworks were incredible as seen coming off the reflection of the Snake River into the dark of the sky.  Marsing, ID is the home of a very special young man and Boise State University football player – Shea McClellin that once lived off Chicken Dinner Road on a 20 acre farm became the highest drafted Idaho-born player from Boise State as he was chosen in the first round by the Chicago Bears. 

Next morning on the 4th of July we left beautiful downtown Marsing after I paid my respects to the Marsing street I was raised on, “Canal Street” and headed north for McCall, Idaho aka (ski town USA) as there is the crystal clear, blue Payette Lake that resembles Lake Tahoe clarity and sereneness.    Boise Amigos Kory, Michelle, Rich & Rhonda invited us for a memorable and laughter filled 4th;   Exactly 25 years to the date of the famous incident at the Yacht Club as mentioned in the epic, award winning novel, Rico was invited back this time for a book signing on the famous deck that overlooks the gorgeous lake with fireworks galore.  This is one of the most beautiful settings of which YOU will ever be able to view a firework show second to none (Disneyland comes close.)

Time to move on along near the 45th parallel to Red Fish Lake and then into Sun Valley / Ketchum ID area.  If You have ever visited the Sun Valley area in the Summer time you would never question why Ernest Hemingway aka Papa made this is final home.  If You ever make it to Ketchum a trip is not full without a stop at Whiskey Jacques on Main St. where Brent, Mark, Dave or Cody will greet You will a beer and a smile (order may be reversed.)  Again, another memorable book signing while the rambling, rolling, grooving, good times music played by the Musketeer Gripweed band helped keep the bookworms in rhythm.

Oprah Book Club 2.0 has begun to shake the literary world once again and we’re awaiting the phone call to arrive in Chicago to talk about why Oprah just has to recommend “My Bad Tequila” to her fans.  I do hope it is during football season so that Oprah can take me to the Bears game and then we’ll meet up with Shea McClellin and show Ms. Winfrey how a couple of Idaho and former Boise State Football players party with Tequila.

“Dirty Tequila” is a different animal of Tequila than I have ever tasted thanks to co-owners and entrepreneurs George & Corbin of the greater Phoenix area.  The best way to describe it is:  “Tequila perfected!  It starts with 110 proof blue agave tequila and with the addition of natural and artificial flavors and sweeteners, including agave nectar, the result is a uniquely smooth delicious tequila drink that will not leave your throat burning.  You can sip this tequila chilled neat, on the rocks, or mixed with your favorite tequila cocktails to add a little extra flavor to the mix.”   Should be available in several different markets by August 1st, 2012; but guess what?  I have already tried it at a “Dirty Tequila” party on the water at Lake Pleasant and man is it great tasting.  For a few fun pictures of the fiesta continue reading and at the end of the Blog – there they be.  There was even the Son of Elvis present:  have You heard the story of John Smith the DNA positively tested son of the Rock n Roll Great, Elvis Presley?  Well, he is alive and living well somewhere in Cave Creek, Arizona with his lovely wife Lisa.  There may be a book deal in the works for an Amigo that You may have heard of.  We’ll keep You posted as the story progresses.

The final day of the British Open was anything but ho-hum.  At the start of the round Adam Scott with the world renowned caddy Steve Williams led the field by 4 shots and still led the field with 4 shots with only 4 holes to play.  On the 15th hole things began to unravel for the Aussie and his Aussie caddy as he bogeyed the 15th, 16th, 17th and needed to save par with a makeable 7 foot putt and bogey again.  Meanwhile back on the course South African Ernie Els was busy stocking away birdie after birdie and yes, birdies the 18th hole.  While Els awaited his fate as the last twosome of Scott and McDowell played the 18th hole the world watched the heartbreaking collapse of Adam Scott.  While watching I could not help but think of another Australian golfer that came so close but was denied time and time again – Mr. Greg Norman (one of my favorite all-time golfers).   Well Ernie again won the British Open exactly 10 years and a day to his last win of the Open.

Now You may be asking, what happened to Tiger Woods?  Yes, Amigos of the golfing world Tiger collapsed as well, faltering in the last few holes except for birdie on the 18th.   The truth is I don’t care about Tiger Woods as I am not a fan, yes I will admit he is a good golfer; however, as a human being I have had little to no respect for this guy for many years and here is the rest of the story as quoted by Paul Harvey.  Tiger Woods was the only major golfing personality that did not attend Payne Stewart’s funeral in 1999.  He felt that it was more important that he get ready to play and try to win the tournament on Thursday.   I remember seeing a picture of all the great golfing professionals standing together saddened by the departure of their close golfing amigo and Tiger Woods is missing from the picture with a s