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Why MEN are Happier than woMEN

4/19/2017

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Amigas don't jump to an angry conclusion by this title, Please Read & Relax as the Men Folk remain Calm!
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE!  I've always claimed this, but now I have written this reliable, viable Proof for All to behold and say to themselves:  YES, this does make undeniable SENSE!

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays the same. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant which means nothing coming to life grows inside you - (This carries... a huge thumbs up for me). You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The outside world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks, guns and electricity.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack and color really doesn't matter. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck and sometimes back if you're into that.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet, one belt and one pair of shoes...one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier. SEE Amigas, that wasn't so bad of an Article, now was it? Peace, Love & Tequila 4 the Women Folk! ;-)  
Also, since it is nearly my wife's Birthday, I will post a photo of her and two of her favorite Alaskan Crab Fishermen and fellow San Carlos, Sonora  Neighbors.  If You guessed Captain Wild Bill Wichrowski and his son Zack Larson then YOU know my wife and her favorite Deadliest Catch on the Discovery Channel.  Also, threw in a photo of me being Happy as a Man!   Peace,  Love & Tequila!
Check out my new website, less than 1 month old!   www.ricoaustin.com

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Two Alaskan Crab Fishermen and a Minnesota Walleye Fisherwoman & they all love fishing for Dorado in Sea of Cortez near San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico! Fun times at HammerHead's Dockside Bar & Grille for Miss Karen's Birthday with Zack Larson, Connie Austin & the Wild Man Bill Wichrowski of Deadliest Catch fame!  
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Capitan Wild Bill Wichrowski of Deadliest Catch & my lovely wife Connie Austin at Hammerhead's Dockside Bar & Grille for Karen's Birthday (Wild Bill's wife) Fiesta in San Carlos, Sonora,  Mexico  

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Author Rico  Austin enjoying himself at a bonfire on the San Francisco  Beach of San Carlos, Sonora, Mexico!
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David Austin
4/30/2017 08:56:35 pm

I enjoyed this immensely it was a great right up thank you enjoyed it

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