Who would have guessed 20 years ago that Ozzy Osbourne's daughter would be giving good, sound advice to Billy Ray Cyrus's daughter. Remember around 2005 - 2009 when Kelly Osbourne was in and out of rehab for drugs and Miley Cyrus was the good little Disney Girl starring as Hannah Montana.
Well advance the time 5 years and now Kelly Osbourne (age 28) now has her shit together, is engaged, fashion designer and giving advice to her Amiga Miley (age 20) to "Just put your Tongue in your Mouth." Seems Miley probably won't take the advice as she wants her tongue out and about, to be seen just like the rest of her body.
I do feel bad as I am sure this is giving Billy Ray Cyrus an "Achy Breaky Heart" which became the first single ever to achieve triple Platinum status in Australia. It was also the best-selling single in the same country in 1992 and was translated into more than 100 languages. Yes, it is a strange world we live in, Ozzy a British Rock Star and Billy Ray a Country Music Singer now have daughters that are having good and bad influence of pop culture with our young and restless teenagers and 20 twenty year olds. Even Justin Bieber has a little more respect from fellow celebrities, mothers and dads than does Miley and her Twerk.
You may have the question was is Twerk or Twerking? According to the Oxford Dictionary which will be adding the word as part of its quarterly updates: The definition: "Twerk, - VERB, dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance." Now please don't be twerking at the office, factory or around the water cooler or you may be twerking your ass in the unemployment line instead of working your butt off on the assembly line.
Got to hang this last weekend with members of the Arizona Parrot Head Club, Lake Havasu Parrot Head Club, Las Vegas Parrot Head Club, Desert Sharks Parrot Head Club, San Diego Parrot Head Club and Club Agave at Pointe Hilton at Tapatio Cliffs Resort in Phoenix. Starting the party off was my dear old San Carlos, Mexico Amigo - Mr. Sam Rainwater of Mesa, AZ who donates 100% of proceeds from his music and CDs with his company and partners matching all proceeds which go to the Castaway Kids in Guaymas & San Carlos, Mexico. I believe at last count SAM has raised $87,000 for Charity through his music. Now that has earned him hero status as far as I am concerned. Writing of Heroes, I must mention my favorite Hero - a fellow Arizona Amigo, Mr. Pat Tillman, RIP!
TROP ROCK ARTISTS: Let's see Brent Burns of Gulf Shores, Alabama was there and I was able to trade a copy of "My Bad Tequila" the best selling epic novel for Brent's best selling, epic CD "Margarita Smile." Also spent some quality pool time with Trop Rock musician, Rick aka Kid Conch of Florida who knows my Amiga Mayor Gonzo Mays of Key West, Rob Mehl played sang some great tunes and played some musica.
Adam Scott is having a heck of a summer after winning the Barclay's at 11 under as Tiger Woods collapsed to his knees from a bad spasm and poor sportsmanship of swinging his club at the ground after a horrible shot. Rumor in the clubhouse is: Tiger Woods is trying to woo his former caddie - Steve Williams from Adam Scott, but I don't think it will happen as these Australians like to drink Foster's beer after tournaments as they dine at the Outback Steakhouse. Tiger can still co-star and play himself in the movie of which I have written the screen play of "Two and a Half Men minus Three Families playing around Four Par" co-starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Gosselin.
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Uncle Rico Rico Austin Author, Blogger, Tequila Connoisseur, Co-Songwriter, Part-time Movie Star, CEO, Amigo & One Righteous Dude - MY BAD TEQUILA
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