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Patron Tequila, Swine Flu, Meghan McCain

10/24/2009

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Whats UP Tequila fans?

Meghan McCain - she is a pistol, just like her Daddy - Maverick, Senator John McCain.  You have to love Meghan, twitter what she thinks, wears what she wants, no matter what her parents think - Daddy McCain and Momma Cindy McCain - (the heiress of one of the largest Budweiser Distributors - Hensley and Co.)  Her & I need to get together & write a book about her life - called "Maverick's Little Girl."  If I were single, this would be the Top Gun chica choice.  Get it, Maverick - Top Gun?  I'll give you a clue, Nicole Kidman;  Still don't know, Bob Seger and "Old Time Rock and Roll,? Okay, last clue "the opposite of a "Sure Business" is "Risky Business" right? Great, you figured it out Tom Cruise. Anyway, Tom Cruise likes Meghan McCain too, I think! I mean how could he not, he knows hotties and has dated, married and taken a few to his organization with him.

Patron Silver is the Tequila of choice today; Yes, it is a bit spendy, that is why I have my close amigos and not so close amigos bring it to me on my special day - Mi Cumpleanos, My Birthday. This year only Matt B. brought me my Patron - Gracias Matt, 5 years in a row now! A couple of other amigos brought me tequila as well and I appreciate it but Patron & Cabo Wabo are mi favoritas en Tequila.

Special college football game on tonight - The ranked 8th ranked TCU (horndogs) I mean horned frogs take on the 19th ranked BYU Cougars. Wow, there are Cougars running around on BYU campus, watch out innocent young college boys. RRRrrr says the mature female Cougar!! In my college days, it was the CoEds that had to run! Anyway, I'm rooting and tooting for Brigham Young University in Provo, UTAH to pull it out. Boise State University Broncos need your help as some of the idiots on TV such as Lou Holtz are saying BSU doesn't have a tough enough schedule. Hey Lou, we beat #11 Oregon Ducks and we're playing everyone in our WAC, waco or wac'd League. Let BSU into the Big Eight and we'll take care of Ohio State Buckeyes every year.

Lastly, stay away from the Swine Flu, I don't want my amigos catching anything that will keep them away from drinking Tequila and buying our Tee Shirts. Remember we have Fish n Chick Tee shirts with pirates, tequila, etc. As soon as sales pick up, I'll bring in the cool shot glasses and skull caps for my Harley Davidson Rider Buddies.

Well I hope this session has been a learning experience for you & you learned a Spanish word or two hoy. (today)
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Saludos,


Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author & CEO - MY BAD TEQUILA
"Have a Double Shot of Reality"
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