Big mistake, missed Y; why - "because we love you" as the Mickey Mouse Club members would say, and because we actually put the letter Z before letter Y. To think I used to be able to recite the alphabet backwards, but still my life is better than Tiger Woods' life right now. News Flash: "Fox News and CNN have reported that Elin Nordegren moved to the top of the money list on the PGA Tour yesterday after 'beating" the world's number one golfer. The news came after the world's former number one golfer inadvertently played the wrong hole......." Jay Leno, Conan O'brien and David Letterman are having a lot of fun at Eldrick Woods expense. Jay said that "Tiger's wife Elin is a 19 - that is a 10 with a nine iron." David stated that "he wished Tiger would quit calling him, asking for advice." Seems that Tiger was not as squeaky clean as he pretended and several of his competing PGA golfers and members are finally telling all. I hope and trust Mr. Phil Mickelson will not say anything. Phil, just let your golf game do the talking and take over the number one spot on the PGA Tour. Everyone knows that Phil and El Tigre (known in the Latin American Countries) never got along and it all makes alot more sense now, Phil is a family guy and Tiger is a Tiger guy.
Since we messed up and missed Y, we are going to treat the missed letter to two subjects: Yanni & Yankees
Yanni, born Yiannis Hrysomallis in Kalamata, Greece back on November 14, 1954, he taught himself the piano, keyboard and how to compose. Yanni was a competitive swimmer in Greece and set a national record in the 50-meter freestyle competition. When he turned 18 years of age he attended the University of Minnesota and joined a local group called Chameleon which toured the midwest states. After earning his B.A. in psychology he moved to California to pursue a life in music. In 1994, with the release of "Yanni Live at the Acropolis" which was the second best-selling music video of all time, only behind Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video. Yanni's autobiography "Yanni in Words," co-authored by David Rensin, memoir which includes childhood life in Greece, attending college in Minnesota and his nine year relationship with actress Linda Evans.
Tequila Time - let's take a break from the letter Y and discuss some Cabo Wabo, made famous by my great friend, the Red Rocker, Mr. Sammy Hagar, Chickenfoot Band Guy, the list goes on and on. Cabo Wabo what a smooth tequila that should not be used just on great tasting Margaritas, but also should be sipped in a sniffer. If you don't believe me, ask the Tequila Whisperer what he thinks and he'll set you straight with his expert knowledge. Blue Agave is where it's at - Cabo Wabo, be sure and ask for it by name.
Yankees, also referred to as the New York Yankees, Babe Ruth's team. It is a professional baseball team in the Major Baseball League aka MLB and based in the borough of The Bronx. This franchise has won 27 World Series Championships and 40 American League Pennants. and have had some of the most celebrated players in all of baseball history with The Babe, Lou Gehrig, Mickey Mantle, Joe DiMaggio, Roger Maris and Yogi Berra. The Yankees won the World Series again this year so Boston Red Sox fans are going to be miserable until opening day of 2010. All ready looking forward to seeing the Boys of Summer once again.
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Rico Austin
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