Monday Night Football, Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian

Amigos, Monday Night Football is upon us once again, making Mondays tolerable and reason for doing a shot of Cabo Wabo.  Just for a change, have Sammy Hagar do the MNF introduction song in place of Hank Williams Jr.  Love Hank Jr., just need a change in music.  Artie the One Man Party has asked me to try and get Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian as eye candy if Boise State University Broncos get invited to the National Championship Game.  I promised Sammy Hagar would attend and will try to use my starpower and tempt Miss Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.  Won't have to pay for entertainment fees as neither sing nor dance, just appearance fee - maybe free beer, hotdogs and an orange bronco shirt will suffice.  Artie, I think you're going to have to go to your buddy Howard Stern for this request.

Got to go, need to watch San Diego Chargers play California state rival Oakland Raiders.

Adios Muchachos,
Rico Austin,
CEO of MY BAD TEQUILA