Amigos de MY BAD TEQUILA, What 's Goin On?
Ivanka Trump, is our special Tequila Girl Subject tonight. Born Oct. 30, 1981, she is a socialite, heiress, fashion model and an American businesswoman. A few weeks ago said so long Daddy & hello Hubby as she married Jared Kushner, from one of the largest real estate families in New York. Donald Trump and his estranged ex Ivana Trump gave away their daughter at Donald's own Trump National Golf Club in Westminster, New Jersey in a private Jewish ceremony. Guests included Russell Crowe, Barbara Walters, Regis Philbin and former New York City Mayor - Rudy Giuliani amongst many other shakers and movers in the "Huge Trump Circle". I waited patiently by the mailbox, but no invitation arrived so I took the gift I had purchased and traded it in for cash and bought TEQUILA. The Donald will remember MY BAD TEQUILA at the next soiree I'm sure of it. Back to the woman of the hour, Ivanka has brains, class and beauty as she showed all three in several appearances of "The Apprentice" - Daddy Trump's show. Best of Luck to Ivanka!!
Hot off the press - OPRAH Winfrey will end her reign on TV, her last taped syndicated show on September 9, 2011 according to HARPO which is OPRAH spelled backwards, (some of you already knew that, but some didn't . So no need to panic as you have just shy of two years to get your fanny to Chicago, Illinois for a chance to meet Oprah! If you go, take my book and have her tell the world about it, as it seems any novel or book she recommends is an instant best seller. Maybe, I'll send Mrs. Rico to her show as she is a big fan and that would allow me time to take the Harley Road Trip with the Boys south to Mexico.
Aquascalientes Anejo Tequila - labeled "Tequila Milagro" meaning "Miracle Tequila" - satisfying the most demanding palates. Aquascalientes meaning hot water is also a name of one of the states and cities in Mexico.
Returned from watching Survivor in Samoa, reminds me of when I lived among the Tongans in Lihue, Kauai, Hawaii and we would chase a pig that got loose, through a Circle K and capture it in the candy aisle. You know what happens next - Luau! Well I was hoping that either Russell or Shambo would get the boot tonight and get their fire extinguished. But Shambo survived, she actually thinks she's a female Rambo, but to tell the truth I think Sylvester Stallone is much better looking and believe me "I don't want no Oscar Meyer weiner." It's just " that she is well not very purdy", like they would say in Mississippi. Well Jeff Probst has about the best job in the world with CBS, living in exotic worlds telling others to eat exotic food of which we prefer to not eat. If you haven't watched an episode of Survivor, it's a bit hard to enter mid season as there are some characters on there. I love the show, this and The Office with Steve Carell are the only regular shows I watch and they both are on Thursday evenings.
If you aren't doing anything productive, buy a t-shirt, tee shirt, tshirt or at least look at them and then I believe you might take out your credit card and purchase one. It has the www.MyBadTequila.com on the back? follow us on twitter = mybadtequila
Buenos Noches,
Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author & CEO - MY BAD TEQUILA
"Have a Double Shot of Reality"
Ivanka Trump, is our special Tequila Girl Subject tonight. Born Oct. 30, 1981, she is a socialite, heiress, fashion model and an American businesswoman. A few weeks ago said so long Daddy & hello Hubby as she married Jared Kushner, from one of the largest real estate families in New York. Donald Trump and his estranged ex Ivana Trump gave away their daughter at Donald's own Trump National Golf Club in Westminster, New Jersey in a private Jewish ceremony. Guests included Russell Crowe, Barbara Walters, Regis Philbin and former New York City Mayor - Rudy Giuliani amongst many other shakers and movers in the "Huge Trump Circle". I waited patiently by the mailbox, but no invitation arrived so I took the gift I had purchased and traded it in for cash and bought TEQUILA. The Donald will remember MY BAD TEQUILA at the next soiree I'm sure of it. Back to the woman of the hour, Ivanka has brains, class and beauty as she showed all three in several appearances of "The Apprentice" - Daddy Trump's show. Best of Luck to Ivanka!!
Hot off the press - OPRAH Winfrey will end her reign on TV, her last taped syndicated show on September 9, 2011 according to HARPO which is OPRAH spelled backwards, (some of you already knew that, but some didn't . So no need to panic as you have just shy of two years to get your fanny to Chicago, Illinois for a chance to meet Oprah! If you go, take my book and have her tell the world about it, as it seems any novel or book she recommends is an instant best seller. Maybe, I'll send Mrs. Rico to her show as she is a big fan and that would allow me time to take the Harley Road Trip with the Boys south to Mexico.
Aquascalientes Anejo Tequila - labeled "Tequila Milagro" meaning "Miracle Tequila" - satisfying the most demanding palates. Aquascalientes meaning hot water is also a name of one of the states and cities in Mexico.
Returned from watching Survivor in Samoa, reminds me of when I lived among the Tongans in Lihue, Kauai, Hawaii and we would chase a pig that got loose, through a Circle K and capture it in the candy aisle. You know what happens next - Luau! Well I was hoping that either Russell or Shambo would get the boot tonight and get their fire extinguished. But Shambo survived, she actually thinks she's a female Rambo, but to tell the truth I think Sylvester Stallone is much better looking and believe me "I don't want no Oscar Meyer weiner." It's just " that she is well not very purdy", like they would say in Mississippi. Well Jeff Probst has about the best job in the world with CBS, living in exotic worlds telling others to eat exotic food of which we prefer to not eat. If you haven't watched an episode of Survivor, it's a bit hard to enter mid season as there are some characters on there. I love the show, this and The Office with Steve Carell are the only regular shows I watch and they both are on Thursday evenings.
If you aren't doing anything productive, buy a t-shirt, tee shirt, tshirt or at least look at them and then I believe you might take out your credit card and purchase one. It has the www.MyBadTequila.com on the back? follow us on twitter = mybadtequila
Buenos Noches,
Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author & CEO - MY BAD TEQUILA
"Have a Double Shot of Reality"
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