Artie the one man party - CPO (chief party officer) of My Bad Tequila needs to step it up, we've been lacking parties, promotions and tequila shooters. He also needs to spend less time with the "smokin hot" Mrs. Artie and more time partying and making radio appearances. There is a reason he doesn't get paid for this job.
Obama, when is your next vacation? I missed you last week at the Grand Canyon and now you're in Martha's vineyard - what are you doing in there? Privacy, you need more privacy - did you not know that you are suppose to be the President of the United States - comes with the territory Bubba, or show I say bama. While your strutting around the country on our dime we're all struggling.
Please help us understand why, enough on the politics; I guess I'm in a bad mood today and taking it out on Artie, the one man party and Barack Hussein Obama. Sorry guys, I know you both try hard, but try harder!!!
Hasta Luego Amigos Mios,