Beginning tonight I will begin with the letter A and write about a famous person. The first shall be Andre Agassi since he is in the news right now and both last and first name begin with the first letter of the alphabet. Tomorrow will be someone famous or infamous, they may be alive and well, in prison, in the movies or dead for a couple hundred years. Our readership has skyrocketed and I feel obligated to teach something of value in this Blog. I know, most of you can't wait for the letter O to see if I choose Oprah over Obama, Olivia Newton John or Oscar the Grouch. Let me know who you would like to learn more about!!!
Andre Agassi born April 29, 1970! Andre what are you doing? You write a book telling about your crystal meth use, wearing a wig, and now you plea for compassion on 60 minutes. Why are you so surprised that you have received criticism, just because you were depressed in 1997 that is a reason to use (You were only 27 years of age) Hell, I was depressed from 1992 - 1998 but I sure as heck knew crystal meth was not going to get my through to a better day or better way. He's upset because Martina Navratilova compared him to Roger Clemens! Andre you wanted to shock the world with your book and needed something outrageous for it to be hot and it backfired, like hitting into the net and it ricochets back and hits you in the bal-s. You've won 4 Australian Opens, 2 US Opens, 1 French Open, and uno Wimbledom for the Queen of England. And here is the best part of your life - You had Brooke Shields for a wife for two full years. I would be estatic to have her for a girlfriend for 1 day and that would be enough to keep me from being depressed. Then at the 1999 French Open, You and the talented West German born Steffi Graf were the surprise champions. You danced later that night at "The Winner's Ball," and began dating after that, eventually marrying another hot chick and having a family. Andre Agassi, conclusion is that I like you, wish you would not have taken crystal meth and then since you did; you should have taken it to your grave with you. Did you really need that much more money and to be in the spotlight once again?
Secondly, we will briefly discuss a different tequila most every night unless something very unique is happening or if I absolutely need to write concerning a matter that is bugging the heck out of me or very dear to my heart of which I feel you must be made aware of.
1800 Tequila - named in commemoration of the year in which the first expertly aged tequila was unveiled. Downloadable drink recipes. www.1800tequila.com
Thirdly, we're probably going to discuss your terrible behavior in not purchasing Tee shirts, t-shirts, tshirts. The only way we're going to end this is if you begin to buy and then I can add 2 more really, really neat ones that Mrs. Rico designed. She is after all a graphic designer and artist by trade and hobby.
Alright, I said enough on this already. I'll give a public service announcement instead:
DRIVING TO MEXICO? You need Mexican Auto Insurance, email: [email protected]
Fourthly, once in a while we are going to thank our audience from different states, countries, etc., I think we'll stay away from zip codes!
Thank YOU, My brothers in United Kingdom, Japan, Hungary, The Netherlands, Australia, Canada, Switzerland, Germany, France, Mis Amigos en Mexico and of course the Good Old United States of America. Let's go ahead and mention a couple of states: California, New York, yeah we know you just won the World Series, pipe down! Arkansas, Washington State and Nebraska.
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Saludos Compadres,
Uncle Rico
Rico Austin
Author & CEO - MY BAD TEQUILA
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